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UP HERETUWANG-TUWA ang mga batang Pinoy na kinailangan pang lumundag upang matapik ang palad nidating National Basketball Association (NBA) star Yao Ming kahapon bago nagsimula ang basketballclinic sa Ultra sa Pasig City. Ang koponan ni Yao na Shanghai Sharks ang nagsagawa ng clinic. AFP

20,000Ni Nia P. Calleja

ASAHAN na ang pagkalat ng mga pulis sa MetroManila habang papalapit na ang Mayo 13 dahil hi-nayag ng National Capital Region Police Office

(NCRPO) kahapon ang pagpapakalat ng 10,000 kawani nito.May 10,000 iba pang nakatuonsa pagpapanatili ng kapayapaan atkaayusan, at pagsugpo sa krimen.

Sinabi ni NCRPO chief DirectorLeonardo Espina na pinakita na angprograma ng seguridad sa Commis-sion on Elections (Comelec) at saNational Capital Region-RegionalJoint Security Coordinating Centerna magmamatyag sa mga kagana-pang kaugnay ng halalan.

Inatasan din niya ang mga di-

rektor ng mga distritong pam-pulisya sa Metro Manila sa isangsecurity briefing sa NCRPO head-quarters sa Taguig City na laginghingin ang gabay ng Comelec.

With the guidance of PNP chief[Director General Alan] Purisimaand Comelec, the NCRPO workshard so that the ultimate goal ofthe election will not be hinderedby any security concern Let us

work together to protect the peo-ples votes, ani Espina.

Pinaalalahanan din niya angpulis-Metro Manila na maging masi-gasig at agad na ipagbigay-alamang anumang aberyang maaaringmaganap sa halalan ng Mayo 13.

Magmumula ang 10,000 pulisna ipakakalat sa halalan sa aug-mentation forces ng Philippine Na-tional Police headquarters, Region-al Training School, Philippine Na-

tional Police Academy at RegionalPublic Safety Battalion.Ayon kay Espina, gaganap ang

mga ito ng tungkuling may kinala-man sa halalan at mahigpit namagpapatupad ng batas sa elek-syon habang pagtutuunan namanng 10,000 iba pa ang operasyongkontra krimen.

Naka-full alert umano ang 20,000pulis kahit tapos na ang halalan.

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and its partners arebearing fruit, aniTourism Secretary Ra-mon Jimenez Jr.

To achieve our2013 target of 5.5 mil-lion and 2016 targetof 10 million, the de-partment and its in-dustry partners are ac-tively working onstimulating greater de-mand overseas, whileinfrastructure agencieshave committed tostep up our conver-gence programs, di-

nagdag niya.

1.27M na turista

142 kilo ng marijuana nasamsam sa busNAKUMPISKA kaha-pon ng pulisya ang

142 kilo ng marijuanana hindi sinasadyangnatagpuan sa isang is-tasyon ng bus sa Edsasa Quezon City.

Ang tuyon g dahon

ng marijuana na naka-lagay sa anim na kahon

at nagkakahalaga ngP700,000 ay nakapan-galan sa isang Ma. Do-lores Pakay at RenatoPeralta, ani Insp. Ma-nuel Laderas, Quezon

City Police District(QCPD) Kamuning traf-

fic sector head.Natuklasan ang ma-rijuana nang mahulogang isa sa mga kahonat sumambulat anglaman habang ibinaba-

ba mula sa isang busng Victory Liner na ka-

gagaling sa Tabuk Citysa Kalinga bandangalas-9 ng umaga.

Ay o n ka y H e n r yMarpa, dispatcher ng

Victory Liner, inihabollang ang anim na ka-hon habang paalis angb u s s a t e r m i n a l n gkumpanya sa Kalinga.

Inihabilin lang itong isang lalaking nag-sabing may sasalubongsa bagahe pagdating

sa terminal sa kantong Edsa at East Ave-nue sa Quezon City.

Tumawag ang mgakawani ng bus sa pulisna naghintay sa sinu-mang k uk uha nito,n g u n i t w a l a n gumangkin sa mga ito.

Sinabi ni Senior In-sp. Robert Razon, pin-uno ng QCPD District

A n t i - I l l e g a l D r u g s

S pecial OperationsTask Group, na mala-mang pek e ang pa-ngalan ng mga taongnasa kahon. JIA

SINUSURI ng pulis ang bahagi ng 142 na kilongmarijuana bricks na nasamsam sa isang busterminal sa Quezon City. ROMY HOMILLADA

Tumaas nang10.76 porsyento angbilang ng mga duma-ting sa unang tatlongbuwan ng taon mulasa 1.15 milyongbanyagang turistangnaitala sa katulad na

panahon noong 2012.This marks thesecond time that for-eign tourist arrivalsbreached the one-mil-lion mark in the firstquarter, anang DOTkahapon.

Nangunguna pa rinang Korea sa pinagmu-lan ng turista, kumuhang 25.83 porsyento ngkabuuang dumating,kasunod ang Estados

Unidos (14.63 porsyen-

to), at Japan (8.99).Month after

month, we bear wit-ness to a steady up-

ward performanceand new recordhighs. This onlymeans that the efforts

of the department

Ni Jocelyn R. Uy

MAY 1.27 milyong banyagang turistana dumalaw sa bansa sa unang kwar-

ter ng taon, tinakda ang bilis upangmaabot ng pamahalaan ang 5.5 mi-lyong bisita sa 2013, ayon sa Depart-ment of Tourism (DOT).

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MAY BANTAY pang armadong Manila Police SWAT team sa mga delivery van na naghatid sa PCOSmachine sa anim na pampublikong paaralan sa Maynila kahapon. EDWIN BELLOSILLO

#TeddyDay nagtrending sa Twitter PHDIGOS CityNagalaksi Makabayan senato-rial candidate Teddy

Casio noong Biyer-nes nang makapasokang hashtag na #Ted-dyDay sa Top 10 Twit-ter trends para sa Pi-lipinas, dalawang pu-

we st o lan g sa il al imng mga tweet kaug-nay ng komedyantengsi Vice Ganda.

Even if it was onlyfor a moment, #Ted-

dyDay became at parwith tweets about ViceGanda on the trending

list, ani Casio.Kabilang si Casio

sa mga nangunguna sabanggit sa Internet atsa mga boto-botohankamakailan, at pampi-to sa Philippine Elec-tions 2013 social me-dia research project.

Siya rin ang pina-kabinanggit na kan-d i d a t o s a # H a r a-

pan2013 live senatori-al debate at tumang-gap ng 68 porsyento

ng total positive rat-ings sa #RapplerDe-bate senatorial de-b a t e n a p i n a k a-m a t a a s s a l a h a t n gmga lumahok.

I am humbled byt h e o v e r w h e l m i n gsupport our fellow ne-tizens have displayedon Teddy Day, pa-hayag ni Casio. KMN

Huling dry run ng mga PCOSimprenta ng mgaelection return parasa pambansa at lokalna mga kandidato.Ihahambing ang mgaito sa resulta ngmanu-manong pagbi-lang sa 10 balota sa

bawat presinto.Seselyuhan angmga PCOS kung ta-gumpay ang pagsubok.

Gagawin ang fieldtest sa kabila ng de-mandang isinampa ngilang pangkat sa Unit-ed Nations HumanRights Council kaug-nay sa paggamit ngmakinang PCOS para

sa halalan.Sinabi ni Harry

Roque, ng pangkat naAutomated ElectionSystem Watch, nagusto nilang ideklarang UN na labag sakarapatang ng mga

Pilipino ang paggamitng PCOS dahil hindinila nakita ang sourcecode ng mga makina.

Sinabi ng Comelecna hindi nito papan-sinin ang demanda.

Officially, we arenot going to do any-thing (about the suit),ani Comelec Chair Six-to Brillantes Jr.

Nina Jerome Aning at Jocelyn Uy

ISASAILALIM ngayon ng Commissionon Elections (Comelec) sa huling pag-subok ang mga makinang precinctcount optical scan (PCOS), isang ling-go bago ang midterm na halalan saMayo 13.

Nanawagan angComelec sa lahat ngkritiko ng PCOS namanood habang isina-sagawa ang pagsubokna gagawin ng mgaboard of election in-spectors na nasa80,000 clustered napresinto sa bansa.Gagamitin ang mga

opisyal na balota naisasalang sa mgamakina matapos sula-tan ng 10 botante napipiliin mula sa mgamiron na nasa lugarng pagsusuri.

Inaasahan na mag-kakaroon ng 800,000test ballot. Kasama sapagsubok ang pag-

Poll watcher ng PPCRV mga may disabilityMALIMIT na makikitang mga botante angmga person with dis-a b i l i t i e s ( P W D ) s amga presinto sa arawng halalan.

S a unang p agk a-kataon, gagamitin ngParish Pastoral Coun-ci l for Responsible

Voti ng (P PCRV ) an gmga PWD bilang mga

poll watcher nito

upang mahikayat sai b a n g m a y k a p a n -sanan na makilahoksa halalan.

Tinukoy ni PPCRVchair Henrietta de Vi-lla na may mga PWDna hindi bumobotosapagkat bantulot silasa paglabas.

Thats why we aregiving them space to

be poll watchers so

t h e y w o u l d r e a l i z et h a t t h e y c a n c o n -tribute to champ elec-tions, ani De Villa,tinukoy ang hangarinng pangk at para saclean, honest, accu-rate, meaningful andpeaceful elections.

Another reasonthey dont vote is be-cause of the difficulty

in going to the polling

places. But this wontb e a p r o b l e m a n y -more, especially withthe Commission onE l e c t i o n s m o v e t ohave accessible pollingplaces, ani De Villa.

Sa Resolution No.9 8 4 5 n a i n i s y u n gComelec noong isangtaon, tinakdang dapatmaging madali sa PWD

ang pagboto. JRU

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MONDAY, MAY 6, 2013 5SHOWBUZZ

May dayfrom The Avengers(2010). Why hes hav-ing panic attacks, Ihave no idea. Ithought Avengersended pretty well forTony. I thought hisgenius could handlethe sudden appear-ance of celestialdeities and aliens.

So, anyway. Theterrorist The Man-darin appears (gamelyplayed by the guy

who formerly playedGandhi, Ben Kingsley)

who pretty muchwreaks havoc across

the US and puts thepresident in dangerPLUS destroys almosteverything that Tonyhas. Of course IronMan and the Iron Pa-triot (or War Ma-chine), worn by Col.

Rhodes (Don Chea-dle) would solve ev-erything in a big, ex-plosive action pieceset in a nonspecificpier, but Iron Man 3 ismore than just explo-sive action, which wasalready the point of

IM2. Tony also has tobattle the appearanceof Aldrich Killian (GuyPierce) who was Pep-per Potts (GwynethPaltrow) former boss.Selos time.

The writing is ad-mirably better than

IM2, but only mimics

the charm of the first.

Thats not mincing forpraise, its actually

well-written, deliv-ered naturally by thekrung-krung DowneyJr. In fairness to thedirector of Kiss, Kiss

Bang, Bang. As for ev-erything else, I wishPeppers show-stop-ping abs were onscreen a lot more.There were just onetoo many suits to

wear.

Review by Vives Anunciacion

Iron Man 3Directed by Sh ane Bl ack

BEFORE everything, Id like togreet everyone a belated StarWars Day: May The 4th Be

With You. That said, lets get into busi-ness.

I didnt review JonFavreaus Iron Man in2008 and the sequel

in 2010. Mostly be-cause I thought(wrongly, I admit to-day) that it wouldhave been futile todiscuss the ties be-tween Hollywood andthe US Military Com-plex to the Pinoy au-dience which was ob-

viously going to seethe movie in drovesanyway. It stars

Robert Downey,Jr.what could go

wrong?So, five years after,

anyway. Syria is in adeadly civil war.

Afghanistan and Iraqare nowhere nearpeace. What does thatgot to do with TonyStark coming back

with more versions of

his Iron suit? Nothingexcept to remind the

world again that the

ultimate lethalweapons are presum-ably from the UnitedStates. Of course thisis all overreading.

Tony Stark is hav-ing anxiety attacks asa result of events

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Daniels singing brings

down the Big DomeBy Allan Policarpio

TUESDAY at 7:30 p.m., outside Smart Araneta Coliseumsgreen gate, a television crew sifted through hordes of list-less young girls to find someone willing to go on cameraand demonstrate her admiration for teen actor DanielPadilla, who was holding his first major solo concert,Daniel: Live!

It didnt take longfor a girl, no olderthan 15, to step for-

ward. She held asmall banner that said,I love u Daniel! Onthe interviewers cue,

Daniels singing/Page 8

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8 SHOWBUZZ MONDAY, MAY 6, 2013Daniels singing brings the Big Domeshe hoisted the ban-ner and startedstomping her feet andshrieking: Daniel,mahal na mahal kita!

Ang guwapo-guwapomo talaga!

All the while, othergirls gathered behindthe TV crew gigglingand itching to speakas well. Adult passers-by looked on amused,bemused.

As we entered thevenue, we saw more

girls similarly wired.Thousands more, to beexact. The sight couldmake anyone run outof synonyms for zeal-ous and wild. No

wonder they werechaperoned by theirmothers (who seemed

just as dumbstruck).Grouped according

to club affiliation, thefans filled the Big

Dome to the rafters.They had mountedbanners on the rail-ings: Daniel Rocks,Daniel Berks andKathNiel Dreamers...We were seated in asection occupied by theKathNiel Spikers, anenergetic bunch who

jumped off their seatsat every mention ofDaniels name and ev-ery celebrity sighting.

While waiting forthe concert to start,backstage footage ofthe special guests wasshown on jumboscreens. When thecameras caughtDaniels onscreen part-ner Kathryn Bernardobeing made up and

with rollers in herhair, the fans eruptedin shrieks so deafen-

ing, we dreaded howmuch louder they

would get once Danielappeared onstage.

Junkyard setA little later, we

learned that, indeed,the crowd couldcrank up the decibelsmuch higher. Thestage, fashioned afteran old automobile

junkyard, was set

ablaze with fireworks

that signaled the en-trance of the 18-year-old heartthrob.

It goes without say-ing that the girl-heavycrowd teetered on theedge of delirium astheir crush or, in the

words of my seatmateasawa ko hopped on-to one of the makeshiftcars, and opened withQueens We Will RockYou. He marched on

with Ligaya, Ang Hul-ing El Bimbo and Ku-musta Ka.

After the first set,Daniel introduced oneof his guests, Jour-

neys Arnel Pineda,who belted out IDont Want to Miss aThing. Huge chunksof the crowd sangalong; it was a cuefor the girls to re-group and regaintheir bearings for suc-ceeding numbers.

Also on Daniels setlist were Binibini,Sisikat Din Ako, Yugyu-

gan Na, With or With-out You, and Mr. Suave,which he performedwith brothers Matt, RJand JC. He jammed

with Yeng Constantinoin Awit ng Kabataan,and joined the boysand girls of Star Magic2013 in a medley ofhits from The Beatles,like Come Together, She

Loves You, Ticket toRide and Drive My Car.

He played bass for hisband Parking 5, whothrilled the crowd withThe Killers Mr. Bright-

side and other familiarhits.

While critics,doubtless, balk atDaniels attempt tosing such pop classics,he deserves a thumbs-up for releasing al-bums that feature oldOPM (OriginalPilipino Music) fa-

vorites and helpingintroduce the youngergeneration to songsthat, otherwise, they

would have entirely

missed. Being sur-rounded by kidsmouthing every wordto Rivermayas Hina-hanap-hanap Kita orTeeths Prinsesa wasquite a sight.

Unique vocalsFor a self-confessed

occasional singer,Daniel did a service-able job performinglive, although none of

the songs really tookoff because of his lim-ited vocal range. That,and the fact that hecould hardly be heardin the bedlam.

Perhaps it doesntmatter in the grandscheme of thingscer-tainly not for Danielslegion of die-hard sup-porters who made theshow possible, andhelped notch album

sales figures that mostprofessional singerscan only dream of.

Were not exactlygoing out on a limbby saying that none ofthe crazed fans thatnight at Smart Arane-ta Coliseum boughttickets to the show ex-pecting Daniel toknock their socks off

with topnotch vocals.Ultimately, it was notso much about hear-ing Daniel sing as see-

ing him sing. He couldjust stand in the mid-dle of any stage andhis fans would stillfind reason to lose it.

Kilig momentAnother ear-pierc-

ing round of shrieksshook the venue whenKathryn, pretty in acream gown, finallyemerged, held hands

with Daniel, and sang

Akoy sa Yo, Ikay Akinand Nasa Iyo na angLahat. Another specialguest, Vice Gandacoaxed the two to doa slow dance. And in

what was arguablythe definitive kiligmoment of the night,Daniel, lookingstraight into Kathrynseyes, slowly dippedhis partner. All hellbroke loose.

Prior to the con-cert, Daniel vowednever to sing or dancelike Justin Bieber.Well, he did some-thing betterat leastfor his fans. Helaunched into theDougie, HarlemShake, and danced toPsys Gentleman.

With a burst of fire-works and confetti,

Daniel capped theshow with Hinahanap-hanap Kita. Thus theevent ended forDaniel, but not for hisfans. Outside, theyrushed to purchaseDaniel merchandise:CDs, shirts, magazines.

A group of deliriousyoung ladies screamedin front of a camera:I love you Daniel!

Sana may repeat!

/From Page 6

DANIEL woos camera- and cell-phone-toting fans.PHOTOS BY ALLAN SANCON

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KANANPINADAPO ni Floyd Mayweather Jr. ang matulis kanan sa mukha niRobert Guerrero sa kanilang bakbakan para sa WBC welterweight titlebout Sabado sa MGM Grand Garden Arena sa Las Vegas, Nevada.Floyd was tricky with his punches, sabi ni Guerrero matapos matalosa pamamagitan ng unanimous decision. He's a great fighter. He's slickand he's quick. He's better than I thought. He was definitely on hisgame tonight. AFP

Mayweather nagpasiklabSinabi ni Mayweather na

nais niyang pabagsakin si Guer-erro ngunit hindi ito nangyaridahil nasaktan ang kanyangkanang kamay.

I really was looking for aknockout, but I hurt my righthand. After that, I just had tobox smart, ani Mayweather.

Robert Guerrero was atough warrior. He was trying topress the attack. But I got reallygood work in the gym and I feltcomfortable in the ring. My de-fense was on point. Reuters

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AS VEGASHindi kinalawang si Floyd May-

weather Jr. bagamat matagal na hindi nag-boks-ing. Isang araw bago mag-12 buwan sa kanyanghuling laban, dinomina ni Mayweather si Robert Guer-erro Sabado dito.

Napanatili ni Mayweather(44-0, 26 KOs) ang titulongWBC welterweight mataposiposte ang panalo sa pamamagi-tan ng unanimous decision.

Mahusay ang depensa at tu-lad ng inaasahan ay pinakain niMayweather ng matutulis nakanan si Guererro upang mana-

lo sa tatlong hurado, 117-111.Nakulong si Mayweather ng

dalawang buwan noong 2012dahil sa pang-aabuso sakanyang kabiyak.

Tumama ang 60 porsyentong malalakas na mga suntok niMayweather laban kay Guererrona bumagsak sa 31-2-1, 18 KOs.

May draw sa basketbol: Gilas, All StarsSINALPAK ni Rain or Shine pis-toleto Jeff Chan ang malutongna tres upang isalba ang Gilas-Pilipinas kontra PBA All Stars,124-124, kagabi sa pagtataposng taunang PBA All Stars sa Di-gos, Davao del Sur.

Nakahinga ng maluwag si

national team coach Chot Reyesmatapos maiwasan ng mganasyonal ang pagkatalo labansa mas maliliit na manlalaro ng

All Stars.Dalawang free throws ni JV

Casio ang nag-resulta sa 124-121 ngunit nabuhayan ng pag-

asa ang Gilas matapos angjumpball 5.5 segundo nalalabi.

Agad tumawag ng timeout siGilas playmaker Jason Castroupang magkaroon ngpagkakataon na planuhin niReyes ang do-or-die play ngmga nasyonal.

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Eagles ngmatinding leksyon

ang Lady Chiefs,25-18, 25-17, 25-

23. AUGUST DELA CRUZ

Lady Bulldogs inararo Lady EaglesMATIBAY ang atake at de-pensa ng National UniversityLady Bulldogs upang taluninang kampeong Ateneo LadyEagles, 25-15, 25-12, 26-24kahapon at lumapit sa

Shakeys V-League Season 10First Conference semifinals sa

Filoil Flying V Arena sa SanJuan.

Nagpasiklab sina DindinSantiago at Myla Pablo parasa Lady Bulldogs.

Sa isa pang laro, pin-

abagsak ng University of San-to Tomas ang Adamson, 25-

19, 25-20, 22-25, 16-25, 15-7. Pinagbidahan ni Maika Or-tiz ang ikalawang sunodtagumpay ng Tigresses.

We lost our focus, but itsa good thing we were able to

recover in the fifth set, sabini UST coach Odjie Mamon.

SABI NI YAO MING

Sharks seryosoNi June NavarroH

UWAG asahanna hindimaglalaro ng

husto ang ShanghaiSharks sa dalawangfriendlies kontraSmart Gilas at PBA Se-lection.

We fully respect our op-ponent by preparing for this,sabi ni dating NBA star YaoMing na siyang may-ari ngSharks. We need games likethese to build the future ofthe team.

Haharapin ng Sharks angSmart Gilas 7:30 p.m. ngay-on sa Mall of Asia Arena. Ipa-parada ng Sharks ang mala-skycraper na frontline nina 7-foot-3 Zhang Zhaoxu, Zheng

Yali (6-11), Wu Yang (6-10)at Wang Yong (6-9).

Upang makaporma ay pa-palaruin ni national teamcoach Chot Reyes si seven-footer Greg Slaughter, Jun-mar Fajardo (6-foot-11), nat-uralized center MarcusDouthit (6-10) at Japeth

Aguilar (6-9).

We watched some of the(Gilas) games and Im ex-pecting them to play with a

full lineup tomorrow (to-day), wika ni Sharks coachWang Chun.

Naghahanda ang mganasyonal sa Fiba Asia Cham-pionship na gagawin Agostodito. Sasabak din sina PBAstars Gabe Norwood, JeffChan at Gary David, Kevin

Alas, Garvo Lanete, MattGanuelas, Jake Pascual atRonald Pascual

Kabilang sa Sharks si Chi-nese national team captainLiu Wei.

Natapos ang mabunyingkarera ni Yao sa HoustonRockets dahil sa problema sapaa noong 2011.

We all love to see the im-provement of the sport in

Asia. Thats the only way wecan evolve and increase the

level of play in the region,wika ni Yao na walong besesnakasama sa NBA All Stars.

YAO Ming AUGUST DELA CRUZ

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