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A baby born today has a Sun in Leo and a Moon in Libra if born before 10:37 p.m. (PDT). Af- terward, the Moon will be in Scorpio. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR SATURDAY, AUG. 2, 2014: This year you naturally seem to enjoy yourself. You love to get into heavy discussions, but you also relish a healthy flirtation. You are quick-witted, and you nearly always have a response. If you are single, you attract people who are younger than you. You are in the first year of a 12-year luck cycle. The first year generally is the most fortunate. If you are attached, you love exchanging ideas with your significant other. Your communication will be pivotal this year, as you both are likely to make some im- portant life decisions. SCORPIO can drag you down. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5- Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) HHHH Your loved ones naturally seem to gravitate toward you. A child will be very excited to be with you, and he or she might want to play a game. Expect to do a lot of explaining. Someone might be more sensitive than you realize. Tonight: Let the good times continue. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) HHHH You understand a lot more than you might want to share. Keep your feelings to yourself for now. On the other hand, if holding in your feel- ings turns you into a powder keg, make a point to share in a way that the other party will hear you. Tonight: Do not push too hard. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) HHHHH Your imagination is likely to go on wild flights of fancy at a mere suggestion. Might you be too distracted? Try to stay grounded when doing anything important. Once more, you seem to have too much energy for your own good. Tonight: Make hay while the sun shines. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) HHHHH Try a new approach. Do something very differently regarding your home and family, as variety is always appreciated. Curb a tendency to get too aggravated by an unexpected demand or request. You will find a way to handle this issue. Tonight: Stay close to home. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) HHHH You might be more forthright than you realize. If someone seems to have an adverse re- action to something you say, you might want to think twice about the words you chose. A family member will let you know what he or she thinks. Tonight: Visit with friends over dinner. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) HHH Keep track of your expenses, so that you have no surprises. Don’t decide to do more than you have already agreed to do. A disagreement could ensue with a neighbor or sibling. You both tend to argue to let off steam and tension. Tonight: Curb a tendency to go to extremes. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) HHHH You are easygoing, and you have a tendency to smile a lot as a result. A money dis- agreement or a problem with plans could cause a momentary upset. You might wonder how to come to an agreement in a particularly charged atmos- phere. Tonight: Treat time. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) HHH If you want to spend the afternoon just lounging around, do. If you want to go shopping, why not indulge yourself? Remember to remain reasonable with regard to how far overboard you go. Make time for a nap to recharge your batteries. Tonight: Nap, then decide. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) HHHH Find your friends and join them. You can’t go wrong hanging with good company. Rec- ognize that you might be hearing too much about a certain situation and could be closing down as a result. Tonight: Know when to agree to disagree with someone. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) HHH Not surprisingly, you naturally will as- sume the lead with a project. Even if you have de- cided to throw a spontaneous party, your signature style and efforts will be seen. A friend might be un- usually irritating. Tonight: Not until late will you start to enjoy yourself. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) HHHH Wherever you are, you’ll march to a different beat. Friends or loved ones often follow you, because you seem to be having such a good time. Curb the need to argue with someone to whom you must answer. Know when you have had enough. Tonight: Opt for a new experience. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) HHHH A loved one can’t seem to get close enough to you. You might have plans to take off on a mini day-trip. You will have to make your excuses if you do not want this person to join you. Be care- ful not to cause hurt feelings. Tonight: Enjoy a slow, easy dinner with a loved one. DEAR ABBY: I’m 16 and so is my boyfriend. He’s wonderful. We’re very much in love and intend to be together for the rest of our lives, but my mother is causing major problems in our relationship. We’re not allowed to see each other out- side of school. Neither of us has a driver’s license, and we’re not get- ting them anytime soon. Even if someone will be watch- ing us the whole time, Mom says she’s afraid we’re going to “make out.” We won’t, and it’s very dis- tressing. She says she trusts me, but clearly she doesn’t. She also says she approves of my boyfriend, but obviously that’s not the case, either. What can I do to convince her that we are trustworthy? — DIS- TRESSED TEEN IN TEXAS DEAR DISTRESSED TEEN: Not knowing your mother, it’s hard to say what will ease her worries. However, at 16, you are at an age when you should be starting to date. Many teens start by going out in groups, which lessens the opportunity for “make-out” situa- tions. The problem with overprotecting a teenage girl is that it can prevent her from acquiring the necessary social skills she will need later to make mature judgments. It’s im- portant that your mother realize this, and please tell her I said so. ——— DEAR ABBY: My wife and I disagree on whether it is OK for me to have a secret I do not wish to share with her. It doesn’t affect her. It pertains to a situation 40 years ago, long before we met. After we got into an argu- ment about it, I eventually told her what it was about. There was a popular movie about the same situation. Whenever it came on TV and I watched it, I would get teary-eyed, and my wife would ask me what was wrong. I would say I didn’t know because I wanted to keep the reason to myself. Now I’m accused of having lied to her about it. My wife is adamant that spouses should have no secrets whatsoever from each other. The issue was something significant and private to me. We would appreciate your comments. — DISAGREEING IN MARYLAND DEAR DISAGREEING: Would your wife have felt better if, when she saw you tear up and asked what was wrong, you had responded hon- estly and told her it was something personal, painful and none of her business? What you did wasn’t lying; it was protecting yourself from having to discuss something you weren’t ready to re- veal. And when you did, instead of being sympathetic, she attacked you. Well, now that you have shared your secret and are being punished for it, are you more comfort- able with the idea of telling her “all”? (I doubt it.) ——— Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069. ——— To receive a collection of Abby’s most memorable — and most frequently requested — poems and essays, send your name and mailing address, plus check or money order for $7 (U.S. funds) to: Dear Abby — Keepers Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 61054-0447. Shipping and handling are in- cluded in the price. ZITS | JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN FAMILY CIRCUS | BIL KEANE GARFIELD | JIM DAVIS PEANUTS | CHARLES M. SCHULZ BLONDIE | YOUNG & DRAKE THE BORN LOSER | ART SANSOM HI AND LOIS | BRIAN AND GREG WALKER BEETLE BAILEY | MORT WALKER FRANK AND ERNEST | BOB THAVES BIZARRO | DAN PIRARO BABY BLUES | RICK KIRKMAN AND JERRY SCOTT MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM | MIKE PETERS FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE | LYNN JOHNSTON EDITOR’S NOTE: Bigar’s Stars is based on the degree of your sun at birth. The sign name is simply a label astrologers put on a set of degrees for convenience. For best results, readers should refer to the dates following each sign. ——— © 2014, King Feature Syndicate JACQUELINE BIGAR’S STARS Teen Chafes Under Mom’s Prohibition Against Dating © 2014, Universal Press Syndicate Saturday, 8.2.14 ON THE WEB: www.yankton.net NEWSROOM: [email protected] PRESS DAKOTAN PAGE 6 ’toons HÄGAR THE HORRIBLE | CHRIS BROWNE DEAR ABBY Jeanne Phillips PICKLES | BRIAN CRANE

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Page 1: ’toons Saturday, 8.2.14 PRESS DAKOTAN News@yankton.net

A baby born today has a Sun in Leo and aMoon in Libra if born before 10:37 p.m. (PDT). Af-terward, the Moon will be in Scorpio.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR SATURDAY, AUG. 2, 2014:

This year you naturally seem to enjoy yourself.You love to get into heavy discussions, but youalso relish a healthy flirtation. You are quick-witted,and you nearly always have a response. If you aresingle, you attract people who are younger thanyou. You are in the first year of a 12-year luck cycle.The first year generally is the most fortunate. If youare attached, you love exchanging ideas with yoursignificant other. Your communication will be pivotalthis year, as you both are likely to make some im-portant life decisions. SCORPIO can drag youdown.

The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)HHHHYour loved ones naturally seem to

gravitate toward you. A child will be very excited tobe with you, and he or she might want to play agame. Expect to do a lot of explaining. Someonemight be more sensitive than you realize. Tonight:Let the good times continue.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)HHHHYou understand a lot more than you

might want to share. Keep your feelings to yourselffor now. On the other hand, if holding in your feel-ings turns you into a powder keg, make a point toshare in a way that the other party will hear you.Tonight: Do not push too hard.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)HHHHHYour imagination is likely to go on

wild flights of fancy at a mere suggestion. Mightyou be too distracted? Try to stay grounded whendoing anything important. Once more, you seem tohave too much energy for your own good. Tonight:Make hay while the sun shines.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)HHHHH Try a new approach. Do something

very differently regarding your home and family, asvariety is always appreciated. Curb a tendency toget too aggravated by an unexpected demand orrequest. You will find a way to handle this issue.Tonight: Stay close to home.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)HHHHYou might be more forthright than you

realize. If someone seems to have an adverse re-action to something you say, you might want tothink twice about the words you chose. A familymember will let you know what he or she thinks.Tonight: Visit with friends over dinner.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)HHH Keep track of your expenses, so that you

have no surprises. Don’t decide to do more thanyou have already agreed to do. A disagreementcould ensue with a neighbor or sibling. You bothtend to argue to let off steam and tension. Tonight:Curb a tendency to go to extremes.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)HHHHYou are easygoing, and you have a

tendency to smile a lot as a result. A money dis-agreement or a problem with plans could cause amomentary upset. You might wonder how to cometo an agreement in a particularly charged atmos-phere. Tonight: Treat time.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)HHH If you want to spend the afternoon just

lounging around, do. If you want to go shopping,why not indulge yourself? Remember to remainreasonable with regard to how far overboard yougo. Make time for a nap to recharge your batteries.Tonight: Nap, then decide.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)HHHH Find your friends and join them. You

can’t go wrong hanging with good company. Rec-ognize that you might be hearing too much about acertain situation and could be closing down as aresult. Tonight: Know when to agree to disagreewith someone.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)HHH Not surprisingly, you naturally will as-

sume the lead with a project. Even if you have de-cided to throw a spontaneous party, your signaturestyle and efforts will be seen. A friend might be un-usually irritating. Tonight: Not until late will you startto enjoy yourself.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)HHHH Wherever you are, you’ll march to a

different beat. Friends or loved ones often followyou, because you seem to be having such a goodtime. Curb the need to argue with someone towhom you must answer. Know when you have hadenough. Tonight: Opt for a new experience.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)HHHH A loved one can’t seem to get close

enough to you. You might have plans to take off ona mini day-trip. You will have to make your excusesif you do not want this person to join you. Be care-ful not to cause hurt feelings. Tonight: Enjoy a slow,easy dinner with a loved one.

DEAR ABBY: I’m 16 and so is myboyfriend. He’s wonderful. We’re very muchin love and intend to be together for the restof our lives, but my mother is causing majorproblems in our relationship. We’renot allowed to see each other out-side of school. Neither of us has adriver’s license, and we’re not get-ting them anytime soon.

Even if someone will be watch-ing us the whole time, Mom saysshe’s afraid we’re going to “makeout.” We won’t, and it’s very dis-tressing. She says she trusts me,but clearly she doesn’t. She alsosays she approves of my boyfriend,but obviously that’s not the case,either.

What can I do to convince herthat we are trustworthy? — DIS-TRESSED TEEN IN TEXAS

DEAR DISTRESSED TEEN: Not knowingyour mother, it’s hard to say what will easeher worries. However, at 16, you are at an agewhen you should be starting to date. Manyteens start by going out in groups, whichlessens the opportunity for “make-out” situa-tions.

The problem with overprotecting ateenage girl is that it can prevent her fromacquiring the necessary social skills she willneed later to make mature judgments. It’s im-portant that your mother realize this, andplease tell her I said so.

———DEAR ABBY: My wife and I disagree on

whether it is OK for me to have a secret I donot wish to share with her. It doesn’t affecther. It pertains to a situation 40 years ago,long before we met. After we got into an argu-ment about it, I eventually told her what itwas about.

There was a popular movie about thesame situation. Whenever it came on TV andI watched it, I would get teary-eyed, and my

wife would ask me what was wrong. I wouldsay I didn’t know because I wanted to keepthe reason to myself.

Now I’m accused of having lied to herabout it. My wife is adamant thatspouses should have no secretswhatsoever from each other. Theissue was something significant andprivate to me. We would appreciateyour comments. — DISAGREEING INMARYLAND

DEAR DISAGREEING: Would yourwife have felt better if, when shesaw you tear up and asked whatwas wrong, you had responded hon-estly and told her it was somethingpersonal, painful and none of herbusiness?

What you did wasn’t lying; it wasprotecting yourself from having to

discuss something you weren’t ready to re-veal. And when you did, instead of beingsympathetic, she attacked you. Well, nowthat you have shared your secret and arebeing punished for it, are you more comfort-able with the idea of telling her “all”? (I doubtit.)

——— Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van

Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, andwas founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips.Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com orP.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.

———To receive a collection of Abby’s most

memorable — and most frequently requested— poems and essays, send your name andmailing address, plus check or money orderfor $7 (U.S. funds) to: Dear Abby — KeepersBooklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL61054-0447. Shipping and handling are in-cluded in the price.

ZITS | JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN

FAMILY CIRCUS | BIL KEANE

GARFIELD | JIM DAVIS

PEANUTS | CHARLES M. SCHULZ

BLONDIE | YOUNG & DRAKE

THE BORN LOSER | ART SANSOM

HI AND LOIS | BRIAN AND GREG WALKER

BEETLE BAILEY | MORT WALKER

FRANK AND ERNEST | BOB THAVES

BIZARRO | DAN PIRARO

BABY BLUES | RICK KIRKMAN AND JERRY SCOTT

MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM | MIKE PETERS

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE | LYNN JOHNSTON

EDITOR’S NOTE: Bigar’s Stars is based onthe degree of your sun at birth. The sign name issimply a label astrologers put on a set of degreesfor convenience. For best results, readers shouldrefer to the dates following each sign.

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© 2014, King Feature Syndicate

J AC Q U E L I N E B I G A R ’ S S TA R S

Teen Chafes Under Mom’sProhibition Against Dating

© 2014, Universal Press Syndicate

Saturday, 8.2.14ON THE WEB: www.yankton.net

NEWSROOM: [email protected] DAKOTANP A G E 6

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HÄGAR THE HORRIBLE | CHRIS BROWNE

DEAR ABBYJeanne Phillips

PICKLES | BRIAN CRANE