Unless he's a child, do not give him stuffed animals.

Don't give a homemade knitted jumper, unless you’re dating your grandson.

He might be sensitive about excess hair or just like the extra layer of warmth. Be

cool, don't get him a back shaver.

Nothing says ‘I love you’ LESS than literally giving him nothing.

Unless he is the ultra sensitive type, this will go down like a lead balloon.

If he went to a private school, grew up listening to classical music and visited museums on a weekly

basis then this could be an option. If not, stay clear.

Special ‘bedroom’ nasal spray...that’s just mean.

Lets face it, if he doesn’t like it he's likely to take it off as soon as he steps out the front door.

Videogames are great until he gets addicted and ends up spending less time

with you... your call.

If he is a great big girly man a pedicure may be ok.... if not, steer clear.

This Valentines day on behalf of all men, please choose wisely...

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