top 5 ways automation can save you from a zombie apocalypse

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How Automation Can Save You From a Zombie Apocalypse This Survivors’ Guide, published by Network Automation, Inc., is for immediate release, or for in the case a zombie tries to eat, bite, lick, scratch, maim, or otherwise hurt you.

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With the zombie apocalypse approaching, Network Automation has outlined the top ways automation can save you time to concentrate on more important things—like killing zombies.

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How AutomationCan Save You From a

Zombie Apocalypse

This Survivors’ Guide, published by Network Automation, Inc., is for immediate release, or for in the case a zombie tries to eat, bite, lick, scratch, maim, or otherwise hurt you.

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Reports are coming from China of an unknown, incurable virus provoking normal citizens to eat one another.

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And it is spreading around the world...

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But, you can be saved.

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Here are Five Ways Automation Can Save You FromA Zombie Apocalypse

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1. Automation Saves You Time to Concentrate on More Important Things

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By automating all of those manual, menial tasks for work, you’ll know have time to…

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Stockpile food.

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Memorize exit routes out of the city.

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And practice wind sprints to increase your endurance for outrunning zombies.

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2. Put it in the Cloud

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You’re constantly on the go.

Looking for food.

Looking for shelter.

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But how do you keep all of your important documents safe?

The cloud.

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With automation, you can quickly set up the provisioning of servers and access your data in whatever zombie-ravaged city you are in.

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3. Set it and Forget it

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If you are blockading your door from 10 zombies trying to break in, you don’t have time to worry about your boss’ request.

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But with automation, your processes will still run accurately and reliably even when you are too busy to be there.

And ensure you your job if you do survive.

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4. Enterprise Implementation

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After the first zombie attack, it will be important to synchronize information within your neighborhood.

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# of zombies

Amount of food?

Water

Survivors

With automation, you can securely upload that info to an FTP or SharePoint site, share it with survivors and analyze which areas need

which resources.

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Emails or text messages could then be automatically sent to the resistance, telling them when and where to meet and what supplies to bring. This could run hourly, daily or weekly without any human (or zombie) intervention.

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5. Ease of Use

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Developers today are scarce. Developers in a post-apocalyptic world will be invaluable.

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So instead of waiting for one to arrive…

Use an automation solution that doesn’t rely on custom code.

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Use AutoMateIt’s a no-brainer

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Which is exceedingly better than having a zombie eat yours.

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“If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, download a free, 30-day free trial of AutoMate. Trust me, I’m Zombie Bill Murray.”

—Zombie Bill Murray

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