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Number 7 Sign you’ve picked a bad college
College brochure boasts that 90% of graduates eventually make parole.
Number 6 Sign you’ve picked a bad college
Orientation video features daffy duck.
Number 5 Sign you’ve picked a bad college
The dean of the business school is being followed by a crew from "Hard Copy".
Number 4 Sign you’ve picked a bad college
Final Project in Biology is dissecting a Snickers Bar.
Number 3 Sign you’ve picked a bad college
So-called Sports Complex consists of a kickball and a swing set.
Number 2 Sign you’ve picked a bad college
Your Economics Professor is your Accounting Professor with a fake mustache.
And the Number 1 Sign you’ve picked a bad
collegeGraduation ceremonies are held at
the local 7-Eleven store.