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The next edion will be for February 2020 copy for this should be submied to;- [email protected] by 20th January Please send arcles/adverts for the Village News as email aachments. Please keep it simple. Use Word or jpeg formats. No headed paper. Do not send photographs, as these don't work on our printer. Keep to black and white print. Do not send anything containing colour, such as logos, adverts or copies of posters, as these do not reproduce well, and usually require a lot of amendment and me! Please don’t send PDFs, I can’t transfer them into the newsleer soſtware. We want your pieces for inclusion to look good and we do our best, but please bear in mind the limitaons of the available equipment. Please also check dates in your e-mails and/or hard copies are correct. Please do not wait for the deadline if items are available prior to that date as early receipt can help with producon Thank you for your co-operaon. Regular Village Events: Monday Mornings, 10.30 – 12 noon, Coffee Club, NP Village Hall Tuesdays 7.30 pm, Bell ringing, St Michael’s 1 st Tuesday, 8.00 pm, Acoustic Music, Play, Sing, Listen, Manor Arms N.P. 3 rd Tuesday, 1.00 pm, Lighthouse Lunches, BCC 3 rd Tuesday, 7.30 pm, NP and H Gardening Club, NP Village Hall 1 st Wednesday, 7.30 pm, Haselbury WI, BCC 2nd Wednesday , 7.30pm. Plucknett Players, Enquiries P Brown, 73812. Alternate Thursdays, 2.30 pm Tea and Chat, BCC IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ANY OF THE ABOVE EVENTS, GIVE THEM A TRY! YOU CAN BE SURE OF A FRIENDLY WELCOME. 2ND DEC PERROTT SCHOOL ADVENT ST MARTIN’S 3RD BINGO NP CRICKET CLUB 1ST JAN WALK NP GREEN 18TH WASSAIL COMMUNITY ORCHARD 21ST HP IN BLOOM MEETING BCC SEE RELEVANT ARTICLES FOR FULL DETAILS Village News December 2019/January 2020 Haselbury Plucknett North Perrott ALL THOSE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTION OF THE VILLAGE NEWS WOULD LIKE TO WISH A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A GOOD NEW YEAR. TO RESIDENTS OF THE TWO VILLAGES AND ALL READERS AND CONTRIBUTORS

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Page 1: tt Village News - Haselbury STM · WEATHER NOTES Temperature wise October produced a difference of mean temp of 11.6C from the normal. 18.C on the 1st was the highest temp, the coldest

The next edition will be for February 2020 copy for this should be submitted to;-

[email protected] by 20th January

Please send articles/adverts for the Village News as email attachments. Please keep it simple. Use Word or jpeg formats. No headed paper. Do not send photographs, as these don't work on our printer. Keep to black and white print. Do not send anything containing

colour, such as logos, adverts or copies of posters, as these do not reproduce well, and usually require a lot of amendment and time! Please don’t send PDFs, I can’t transfer them into the newsletter software. We want your pieces for inclusion to look good and we do our

best, but please bear in mind the limitations of the available equipment. Please also check dates in your e-mails and/or hard copies are correct.

Please do not wait for the deadline if items are available prior to that date as early receipt can help with production

Thank you for your co-operation.

Regular Village Events: Monday Mornings, 10.30 – 12 noon, Coffee Club, NP Village Hall

Tuesdays 7.30 pm, Bell ringing, St Michael’s

1st Tuesday, 8.00 pm, Acoustic Music, Play, Sing, Listen, Manor Arms N.P.

3rd Tuesday, 1.00 pm, Lighthouse Lunches, BCC

3rd Tuesday, 7.30 pm, NP and H Gardening Club, NP Village Hall

1st Wednesday, 7.30 pm, Haselbury WI, BCC

2nd Wednesday , 7.30pm. Plucknett Players, Enquiries P Brown, 73812.

Alternate Thursdays, 2.30 pm Tea and Chat, BCC

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ANY OF THE ABOVE EVENTS, GIVE THEM A

TRY! YOU CAN BE SURE OF A FRIENDLY WELCOME.

2ND DEC PERROTT SCHOOL ADVENT ST MARTIN’S

3RD BINGO NP CRICKET CLUB

1ST JAN WALK NP GREEN

18TH WASSAIL COMMUNITY ORCHARD

21ST HP IN BLOOM MEETING BCC

SEE RELEVANT ARTICLES FOR FULL DETAILS

Village News SEPTEMBER

2019

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Village News

December 2019/January 2020 Haselbu

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ALL THOSE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION

AND DISTRIBUTION OF THE VILLAGE NEWS

WOULD LIKE TO WISH

A HAPPY CHRISTMAS

AND A

GOOD NEW YEAR.

TO RESIDENTS OF THE TWO VILLAGES

AND ALL READERS AND CONTRIBUTORS

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Christingle Service

4 pm Sunday 8 December

St Michael and All Angels

Haselbury

John & Wendy Rowley and family would like to thank everyone

for their kind messages and cards following the death of their

daughter.

B. A. Wallbridge

Plumbing & Heating Ltd

07788 710873/01460 271102

Central Heating & Bathroom installations

Oil boiler servicing & repairs

Oftec registered

Water softener installations

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Free estimates

No job too big or small

Community Orchard Wassail - Saturday 18th January

Wassail, wassail all over Haselbury, the cider is warm and the singers are merry!

Come along and support St Michael's Community Orchard wassail and supper on

Saturday 18th January.

Meet in the orchard at 5pm to light the fire and scare the evil spirits away from the

apple trees with our singing and loud noises (bring a torch and something that will

make a loud noise). Then come to North Perrott Village Hall for our wassail supper

from 6:15 onwards.

This is a well established, fun village event, for all ages, including young children.

If you've been before come again, and if you've never been come along and have

some fun. Tickets for the supper from North Perrott Fruit Farm shop, Matthew and

Kirsten Bryant (The Swan House/tel. 73454) or from Jonathan Morris. Adults

£7.50, children 6-16 £4, 5s and under free (cash bar). Please buy tickets by Tuesday

14th January at the latest so we know numbers.

Saturday 11th January - Community Orchard maintenance morning, 10:30-12:30,

come and help with the preparations for the bonfire.

Matthew Bryant ([email protected])

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The Haselbury Plucknett Charities Registered Charity No 201573

Who we are, and why: The Haselbury Charities were founded to support the poor, the elderly and the sick of the parish, and to help fund education and work tools for young people. With low interest rates, the trustees have only a small amount to give out each year. We aim to give grants where the need is greatest and we will consider all applications. For example, if you are struggling to pay heating bills, or to afford fuel and parking for regular hospital visits, you may wish to apply for a small subsidy. Applicants can telephone the correspondent to the Trustees in strict confidence on 01460 73141 or can write to: Haselbury Plucknett Charities, c/o Stonehayes, Haselbury Plucknett, TA18 7PH. How you can help: Count your blessings and consider villagers less fortunate than yourself. There may be some people in the village who are in a position to support the Charities financially. This could be done by way of a bequest included in a will, or by a monetary gift as a “thank you” to the village, in the knowledge that only genuine deserving cases would benefit from such a generous gesture. If you have a big birthday coming up, or some celebration, you may want to support these charities in lieu of gifts. The Trustees can be contacted as above.

Smile Lines

My worst Christmas? One Christmas morning, I woke up, I ran into the living room

and my mother said “I just forgot.” Rob Burton.

Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with

his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Charles Dickins.

The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it. Gerald Nachman.

Nothing is more annoying than not being invited to a party you wouldn’t be seen

dead at. Bill Vaughan.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas-the birth of Santa.

Bart Simpson.

The Rev Jonathan Morris 01460 72356 [email protected] Reader: Mrs Hilde Bucknell (76450) [email protected]

CHURCHWARDENS

Haselbury: Mr J. Barnes-Yallowley (929535) [email protected] Mr Julian Brooks (279603) [email protected] North Perrott: Mrs Alison Stevens (76214) [email protected]

This is the first time in my lifetime that we are having a General Election

in December, with all parties making bold promises about the way

forward in tackling the climate crisis, funding our public services, creaking

local authorities and our future relations with our neighbours in Europe.

At times like this the story of Christmas can be especially significant.

After all it is a celebration of something remarkable being born –

a king born in a stable, welcomed not by fawning courtiers but shepherds come down

from the hillside; born to a young ordinary couple in less than promising circumstances,

but seen as the source of hope in the world by wise men from far away. It is the moment

when two worlds clash; the world of the Herods and Caesars, of wealth, intrigue and

power and the world of life and love; the stories of Christmas are not pipe dreams but

rather a proclamation of a different way of being with each other in the world. What we

see in the birth of Jesus is the chance to follow a different path.

What we celebrate at Christmas is not just something that happened a long time ago but

is very much about now. We are invited to let the Christ child to be born in us. During

the season we will sing the carol with the line ‘O holy child of Bethlehem be born in us

today’. That is the hope - that our lives will be filled with the compassion, the wisdom,

the joy that accompany this particular birth.

Through the wonderful season of Advent, we wait expectantly for the light to be born in

ourselves, hearing the words from the prophets that speak of new possibilities being born

in us and in the world around us.

If the commentators are right, this election is going to be close with lots of tactical

voting; sometimes in pursuit of the common good we must think bigger than our own

self interest; let the Christmas story, in all its mystery, open hearts and minds to the

possibility of living compassionately, doing justice and walking gently on this earth.

With every blessing for these wonderful weeks ahead,

Jonathan Morris

Vicar in Haselbury Misterton and North Perrott

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We specialise in beautiful, well-priced vintage mirrors.

Many are sourced in France.

VISIT US AT THE EMPORIUM

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See a selection on Instagram: chalk and chisel

Haselbury Plucknett WI

Wednesday 4th December at 7.30 pm

Speaker: David Sutcliffe

Topic: Winter Customs

At the Bible Christian Centre, Haselbury

Members’ competition: a wrapped parcel (for swapping)

A live performance of a love song by Daisy Duck – not what you’d expect in

Haselbury, but in November we were treated to that and some of Ellie Baer’s more

poignant songs. Ellie also told us about her life, starting as the child of one half of

a famous duo, the Turner Twins, and then writing country music and children’s

educational songs for cartoons. As a singer-songwriter and actress, she became a

voiceover artist, then a producer. Composing, singing and family are the main

loves of this talented lady. We enjoyed a real treat.

David Sutcliffe will enlighten us about winter customs at our December meeting,

and we’ll share a light buffet supper as well as exchanging pretty parcels.

That should get us in the mood for Christmas.

January meeting:

Wednesday 8th January at 7.30 pm

Speaker: Iain Stamper – the Beat Goes On

Make a New Year’s Resolution to try something new. Why not come to the WI?

Our first speaker of 2020 will be former policeman Iain Stamper, who will have

some colourful, well, copper-coloured, tales for us.

Female guests are always welcome. For information about the WI,

telephone: Gill, 01460 271134, or Pauline,76111.

Smile Lines.

Fight procrastination………….Tomorrow.

Whenever I’m on Amazon I always get the shopping cart with the square wheel!

Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist.

Did you know Line Dancing was started by women waiting for the loo.

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made by advertisers.

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More Cracker Jokes

What’s green & white and bounces? A spring onion.

What do Vampires sing on New Years Eve? Old fang syne.

Editor– I have a whole book of these—you got off relatively lightly-till next year.

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WEATHER NOTES

Temperature wise October produced a difference of mean temp of 11.6C from the

normal. 18.C on the 1st was the highest temp, the coldest was 10.7C on the 29th.

The 25 rain days produced 145mm (5.6 inches) of rain, being 156% of average.

A dullish month, especially during the last ten days. The total of 93 hours being

80% of normal. John Kellaway

North Perrott & Haselbury Gardening Club.

A very brief AGM took place & saw the existing officials reappointed

but with members put on warning that they would need new

appointees for 2021 as the existing incumbents felt it was time some

new faces were in place.

The usual wine & cheese was available and the attraction of this was seen when

Elizabeth turned up late, having already been to one AGM although the other one

whilst nearer to home, had no refreshments after the business was completed!

Our December meeting is on the 10th (a week earlier than usual) when Mary

Benger will give a talk on how to make Gardening Easier. I doubt she will be

recommending we concrete over our gardens but, we would all welcome some tips

on making the job simpler no matter how much enjoyment we get from our

gardening. The meeting will conclude with the usual festive buffet supplied by

members.

January 21st will see Christine Stones give a talk entitled Water, Power, Prestige

and Beauty in the Garden. Christine has worked for the BBC and has a Masters

Degree in Garden History. With this varied background and experience we should

be able to look forward to an interesting start to the 2020 season.

Visitors and new members always welcome and with the new subscription year

(£5pp) starting in January now is the time to come along and meet us.

For information contact Mike on 01460 75232

Cracker Jokes (?) (Just regard it as practice)

What‘s the most popular gardening magazine in the world? Weeder’s Digest.

Annie; What does Santa do in the summer? Danny; He’s a gardener. Annie;

How do you know that? Danny; Because he’s always saying ‘Hoe Hoe Hoe.’

Haselbury Plucknett Parish Council

The 250 Club prize draw winners are:

Haselbury Plucknett 250 Club 2020

The parish council will again be promoting our village lottery with the profits

going to support village projects.Numbers will cost £12 for the year and each

month you will have the opportunity to win one of three prizes (£25, £15, £10).

Approach any parish councillor to buy a number. Please make sure numbers are

bought by 31st December

The next Parish Council meeting will take place at 7:00pm on Monday 9th

December at the Bible Christian Centre. Any member of the public can speak for a limited period of time at the beginning of the meeting. The

agenda for the forthcoming meeting and minutes of past meetings can be found on the village website www.haselburyplucknett.com and copies are

posted on the notice board, near the school.

www.haselbury-plucknett.co.uk Email: [email protected]

November draw 1st prize no. 148 2nd prize no. 187 3rd prize no.114

Smile Lines

I broke my leg and the Doctor said he is going to put me in a cast. How does he

expect me to sing and dance in this condition?

Air traffic control; “What’s your height and position?”

Pilot; “I’m 6ft tall and in the pilot’s seat.

I never win at Scrable.

I’m actually quite pleasant until I’m awake.

Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups; bachelors and husbands.

I’d be more optimistic if I thought it would help.

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Esme’s Escape – Luxury Shepherd’s Hut

‘Triple award winning, luxury glamping accommodation. This 1940s land-

girl (Esme Brister) inspired Shepherd’s Hut has won ‘Best Boutique Stay’

in Muddy Stilettos Somerset, plus Silver in both ‘Glamping

Accommodation’ and ‘New Business’ categories in the Bristol, Bath and

Somerset Tourism Awards 2019/20.

The log-fired hot tub has been incredibly popular, guests often take a short walk to eat at the

White Horse and then return to enjoy a long, neck deep soak in the tub. Glampers

compliment the styling, the attention to detail, the comfy bed, the HOT TUB, it’s peaceful,

private location and the cosiness, even during the depths of winter thanks to the log burner.

Geography makes no difference to those who stay, our closest guests travelled just 2 miles

while our furthest came from New Zealand. Book ahead to avoid disappointment.

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The White Horse Haselbury Plucknett

The White Horse offers great food in a pub environment.

Whether you are joining us for a drink, a light lunch,

a meal, or a celebration, we offer a warm welcome,

a pretty Rose Garden and a menu which encompasses

fine dining with simple classic pub food.

Please visit our web site for more details and upcoming events. www.thewhitehorsehaselbury.com

To reserve a table please call 01460 78873.

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Did You Know?

There is a collection point for waste paper – bundled newspapers or magazines –

near St Michaels church. If you follow the path from the main church gate towards the

farm along the churchyard wall you’ll see an old greengrocer’s shed on your right

behind the elder bush. It is currently filling up nicely. The church sells the paper and

proceeds go towards the grass cutting in the churchyard.

A date for your diary

On Friday 17 April you are invited to a concert in St Michael’s church with The Farey

Family and The Merchantmen. The Farey Family are well known folk musicians in

South Somerset, and many of you will remember the Merchantmen entertaining us

with sea shanties at the May Fair.

Hinton St. George ‘Flix in the Stix’ presents ‘Singing In the Rain' (PG), on SATURDAY 14th December 2019 in the Hinton Village Hall at 7.30 pm. Tickets £5 in advance from the Village Shop and Dorothy’s Tea Room, or £5.50p on the door. DOORS OPEN 7.00 pm. To reserve Tickets please contact Bob Kefford on 01460 72563.

Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen and Donald O'Connor star in one of the

greatest and most successful musicals ever filmed - filled with memorable songs,

lavish routines and Kelly's fabulous song-and-dance number performed in the rain.

Set during the advent of the "talkies," this famous 1952 film is a wonderful parody

of the birth of talkies that has great wit, an intelligent script, terrific music and

dancing that can't be beat.’ The San Francisco Chronicle.

As this is our Christmas film there will be refreshments provided for all.

More Cracker Jokes

Where do ghosts go for a Christmas treat? The Phantomime.

What kind of jokes does a chiropodist like? Corny jokes.

Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Droning On

Getting out of the car one afternoon I heard this buzzing noise overhead. I looked up

and flying around at about 50ft was a Drone, well I had never seen one of these at such

close quarters so I stood and watched till it landed nearby but out of sight.

I went indoors thinking to myself that whilst I knew drones should not be flown near

people I was unaware of the actual rules and was considering how best to check these,

with a view to an article in the News if space permitted, when a Policeman arrived at

my house. He said that he had been flying the Drone and noticing my interest thought

it best to come and explain.

His Drone unit is based in Bristol and is called out to assist with searches for fugitives

or missing vulnerable people when their low flying and easy manoeuvrability is

preferable to a helicopter and is also far cheaper. The pilots are fully trained and

licensed to fly at low level in built up areas. He showed me the Drone which cost

some £6K and the camera that they use, cost £8K and it can also carry heat seeking

equipment if needed.

Whilst the person they were looking for that day was found by other resources it is

comforting to know that such a facility is available when needed.

For information and for anyone who may receive a Drone for Christmas the rules are

readily available on the internet (it would appear that they also cover model

aeroplanes). Basically drones must not be flown above 400 metres or within

50metres of a person, vehicle or building not under the fliers control.

Editor.

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ST. MARTIN’S CHURCH, NORTH PERROTT :

The Christmas Season. ADVENT CAROL SERVICE with Perrott Hill School choir. Sunday, December 1st at 6 pm, We look forward to this and all will be welcome to join us. NATIVITY PLAY WITH CHRISTMAS CAROLS Sunday, December 15th at 3 pm. Please come and enjoy the simple story of Christmas and sing some Christmas carols. CHRISTMAS DAY: Holy Communion with Christmas carols at 9.30 a.m. All will be very welcome. NEW YEAR’S DAY WALK. Starting from North Perrott Village green at 10.30 a.m. Celebrate the New Year with something for the whole family and blow away the cobwebs after Christmas! There will be refreshments at the half-way mark, and then we are invited to warm up afterwards in The Manor Arms!

Smile Lines

A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil or fondle to death any really successful

gift within a matter of minutes. Russell Lynes.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt. Jeff Foxworthy.

A two year old is like a kind of blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they now know all of

the answers. Evan Esar.

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North Perrott Cricket Club

Whilst the club is not quite in hibernation we are catching our breath before work starts in the new year for our players and ground staff. A huge thank you for all those who supported the bonfire and firework night despite the horrendous weather for most of the Saturday. It was a question of just carrying as our pyrotechnic team were unable to offer any alternative dates. Once again many thanks go to Ian Mogg for the build of the bonfire. We are holding a Christmas Bingo at the pavilion on Tuesday 3rd December with doors opening at 6.45pm. There is a fine selection of festive prizes for house and line winners. Youth players please keep an eye on club web site or Spond for details of winter coaching which should be starting late December. News of our cricketer’s playing abroad this winter. Alex Eckland has returned to Adelaide CC and started well for them. Jack Henderson our overseas from New Zealand is currently not playing whilst he recovers from a shoulder injury. Finally Perrott Monkeys our village skittle team play at the pavilion on Friday nights and would welcome any support if you wish to visit the club for a drink and catch up. Once again check the club website for details of home fixtures.

More Cracker Jokes.

First Boy; Where does your mum come from? Second Boy; Alaska.

First Boy; Don’t worry, I’ll ask her myself.

What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective? Sherlock Bones.

What does the word ‘minimum’ mean? A very small mother.

Who is the wettest married woman in America? Mrs Sippi.

Patty; It’s raining cats and dogs. Matty; I know, I just stepped in a poodle.

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Haselbury in Bloom 2020

Following on from our 2019 success in South West in Bloom, when

Haselbury Plucknett received a Gold award and a further discretionary

award for Exceptional Community Effort, a meeting is to take place at the

Bible Christian Centre on Tuesday 21st January 2020 at 7.00pm to discuss

next year’s entry.

In 2020 it would be a real bonus if another route around the Village could

be shown to the Judges. So, if you wish to showcase the area where you

live, have any ideas on how other parts of the Village could be developed,

skills you would like to share, or you would just like to contribute to our

efforts in next year’s competition, please come along.

Contributing can take up as much time as you wish and could include

organising a “Doorstep Challenge”, or something similar, providing plants

for a Plant Stall at the May Fair, helping with planting, watering, weeding

and deadheading or simply taking part in the Village clean-up days.

Whatever you feel you can do, your help and your support would be

welcomed.

For more information, please go to:

https://www.facebook.com/haselburyinbloom/

Look forward to seeing you on the 21st January 2020

Thank you for all the Milk Bottle Tops and Stamps.

Please keep collecting.

Stamps are for The Children’s Society.

Bottle tops and also wanted are Mobile Phones for the S & D Air Ambulance.

Please leave at 51 New Close or St Michael’s Church.

I can collect;- Margaret Rendall 01460 73949

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Bed and Breakfast (all rooms ensuite)

The Glebe House Claycastle

Haselbury Plucknett

Tel. 01460 78774 Fax. 01460 78773 Mobile. 07979 594392

Email. [email protected] www.glebehousesomerset.co.uk

North Perrott Cricket Club

Christmas Bingo

Tuesday 3rd December Cash Prizes Draw: First Prize £25.00

Doors Open 6.30 Eyes down 7.15

Bar open 6.30

For more information ring Vera on 01460 73734

Cracker Jokes

Where do the ships go when they are ill? To the docks.

What car is like a sausage? An old banger.

Do something amazing in 2020.

For many, the start of a new year brings an opportunity for reflection, fresh

starts and change - but could you change a child’s story this year?

For over 500 children in Somerset, spending time at home isn’t possible

right now, which is why we urgently need more foster carers to offer safe,

loving homes to our children in care. Foster carers can make a real

difference to children’s lives. They help them through tough times and give

them the support they need to achieve their full potential.

Fostering is not a one size fits all. There are a variety of different avenues

within fostering to match the vast and sometimes complex needs of the

children in our care, and the lifestyles of our carers; from the dedication of

long term fostering over a period of years, to the flexibility of respite

providing care just one weekend a month. In return our carers receive

ongoing support and training, a dedicated social worker and a weekly fee

and allowance (amounts vary – please speak to our team or visit the website

for details).

If you’re aged 21 or over and have a spare room, along with the time and

patience to support a Somerset child in care,

visit fosteringinsomerset.org.uk or call our team on 0800 587 9900 to find

out how you could help change a child’s story. There is no upper age limit,

and things like your gender, sexual preference or marital status are not

important – you just need the right qualities and mindset. Alternatively,

come along to our next information evening and find out more about

fostering over a coffee and cake. Costa Coffee, 8 Townsend Shopping Park,

Shepton Mallet on Tuesday 14th January 2020 from 7-9pm.

Many thanks in advance,

Michelle Mitchell

Communications Officer – Fostering In Somerset

County Hall

TA1 4DY

Press Office: 01823 355020. Direct: 01823 356267

Mobile: 07890583075. [email protected]

www.somerset.gov.uk

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Mobile Computer Engineer Everyday Computer Problems Solved

Home Computing Virus/ Security/ Wireless / E-mail

Internet / Custom Built Systems / Repairs / Upgrades

Norton sub Hamdon TEL: (01935) 881 124 MOBILE: 07980 105 147

Email: [email protected]

Wadham School Chaplaincy Report

Firstly, apologies that I have not written a report for so long. This half term has been a

long but busy one. I am now able to be in school for two full days which is making a

big difference to the role and the support I can offer. During lunchtimes on a Monday

and Thursday the Chapel is open to any students who want to come and chat, play

games and on a Thursday enjoy sweet treats. This has been a great way to build

relationships where students feel that they can talk to and trust me. I have the privilege

of being able to spend time mentoring a few students from various year groups,

providing a listening ear and sounding board when they need it. Not only am I able to

provide this for students but also staff. The role of Chaplaincy is one that I am learning

as I go for no two chaplains' roles look the same but it’s a joy and a privilege to be able

to serve God, the school and community in this small way. Thank you so much for your

support, encouragement and prayers. If you would like to know more, please do get in

touch with me- [email protected]

Prayer Points:

Please continue to pray for the re-organisation of the school system in the area.

We are due a SIAMS inspection this term, pray for leadership team , and all those

that will be involved in the inspection.

Please continue to pray for me. That I will be inspired by the Spirit as to how best

to share God’s love throughout the school community. For wisdom in

supporting students and staff. And for God’s power to sustain me in my role.

Pray for the whole school community. If you would like a copy of the school

prayer calendar, please email me and I will be happy to send you a copy – each

day suggests one aspect of the school community to pray for.

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Haselbury Wildlife and Habitats Group

Winter is now with us. Tawny Owls are calling - what a lovely sound that is -

and the birds are back at our feeders in increasing numbers with the voles

and mice scurrying in to take any fallen morsels.

On the down side, there is a really nasty avian disease called Trichomonosis

which has been decimating our finch population over the last 10 years or so.

It mostly affects greenfinches, chaffinches and bullfinches but sparrows

and goldfinches are also susceptible. A sick bird will tend to stay close to

food and water as it is starving and thirsty but cannot swallow. It won’t fly

far and food debris may be seen around it’s beak. It’s breathing is fast

and bubbly. A very sad sight. Unfortunately we cannot help these birds but

we can try to stop the disease spreading.

The disease is spread through contaminated food and water. If a sick bird

has been trying to feed, any food it has come in contact with will also be

contaminated. The same applies to water. We can help by cleaning all

feeders and water containers regularly with eco friendly detergent and

rinse with boiling water. Clear up any debris on the ground and move

feeders around. If we can have 2 sets of feeders then one can be left to

dry thoroughly after cleaning while the other is used.

It is advised that if you see a sick bird, stop feeding for 1-2 weeks so that

the birds will disperse [hopefully to the fields or non infected feeders

elsewhere). Your regulars will come back!

As ever, the Group would love to hear from you.

Alison [email protected] 0146072973

Even more!!!

What squeaks and is scary? The ghost of Christmas past.

Who is never hungry at Christmas. The turkey-he’s always stuffed.

Why didn’t Santa get wet when he lost his umbrella? It wasn’t raining.

If Santa Claus and Mrs Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate Claus.

Ron Passmore Ltd Newspaper & Magazine delivery.

A top quality reliable service, whatever the weather.

Deliveries 6 days a week.

(excl. Christmas, Boxing and New Year).

Free delivery-new customers in first 4 weeks.

Tel 07972017684/07920802923

[email protected]

www.passmorenewspapers.wixisite.com/ronpassmoreltd

Perrott Hill School is delighted to welcome residents of North Perrott & Haselbury to attend our Advent Sunday Service at St Martin’s, North Perrott at 6pm on Sunday 2nd December.

All are welcome to join us at school for mulled wine and mince pies after the service.

Cracker jokes (again and again)

Ben; Did you like the dictionary I gave you for Christmas? Len; Yes, I’ve been try-

ing to find the words to thank you.

What jumps from cake to cake and tastes of almonds? Tarzipan.

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Smile Lines

“Well George how are you doing with your Christmas shopping?”

“Made a start, bought the Missus a wooden leg.” “You’ve what, bought her a wooden

leg!” “Well it’s only a stocking filler.”

Home Instead is a well established and highly

respected independent home care provider, with

over 1,000 offices around the world. Caring for

an ageing loved one doesn’t need to be a struggle.

At Home Instead we offer everything from

individualised help around the house, to advanced

Alzheimer’s care- helping people to remain in

their own homes, where they are most happy and

comfortable.

Award winning care, Companionship

services, Home help services, Personal care

services, errands, transport, meal

preparation, shopping, Dementia care.

Highly trained and carefully recruited

CARE Givers.

The Yeovil office covers South Somerset and West

Dorset.

Telephone: 01935 577030 www.homeinstead.co.uk/yeovilsherbornebridport

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HOSKYNS MEMORIAL HALL

NORTH PERROTT Registered Charity 1029582

FESTIVE CHRISTMAS SUPPER

Saturday 7th December 7.00 for 7.30pm

Tickets SOLD OUT

COFFEE & CHAT Monday mornings 10.30 - 12 noon

Everyone welcome.

Finish date 16.12.19. Restart date 06.01.20

The committee warmly thank you for your super support throughout

2019 and wish you a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year.

For information and clubs see us on Facebook or contact Enid Hawes

01460 74296

And yet more. I have a whole book of these so you have been warned!

If athletes get athlete’s foot what do Santa’s elves get? Mistle-toes.

What do they call a wild elf in Texas? Gnome on the range.

What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed. He had low elf-esteem.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? ‘Ruff.’

How did rabbits keep their hair in place? With hare-spray.

‘Waiter, do you serve snails?’ ‘Yes, Sir, we serve anyone that comes in.’

The Manor Arms North Perrott Tel 01460 72901

www.manorarms.net

FREE HOUSE FINE CASK ALES

!

THE PLACE TO BE

DIARY OF EVENTS FOR DECEMBER & JANUARY

WEDNESDAY 11th DECEMBER CHRISTMAS QUIZ 8pm START

WEDNESDAY 18th DECEMBER – CHRISTMAS CHARITY BINGO EYES DOWN 7.30 with basket meals from 6.15pm.

Book a table places limited.

In aid of Y.D.H BREAST CANCER UNIT APPEAL FUND

SATURDAY 21st DECEMBER A SEASONAL CHRISTMAS BUFFET WITH CRACKERS AND BUBBLY@ 7pm £7.50 per head

Please buy a ticket in advance.

FOLLOWED BY OUR ANNUAL XMAS DRAW.

Draw tickets on sale in the pub at £1 a go.

CHRISTMAS DAY – Open 12-2pm with mulled wine & mince pies

BOXING DAY – CLOSED ALL DAY

NEW YEARS EVE – Live music for all ages with “ONE FOOT IN THE GROOVE”

Fireworks at midnight and a glass of bubbly.

NEW YEARS DAY CHARITY WALK.

LEAVE THE VILLAGE GREEN AT 10.30am

for sociable rambleand finish up in the pub.

SATURDAY 26th JANUARY- BURNS NIGHT SUPPER – Bookings only

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Village Services January 2020

NOTES: Unless marked BCP = Book of Common Prayer (1662), our Holy /

Communion services use authorised Common Worship orders of service in modern

language.

Our Family Service is an informal service for All Age Worship.

DATE MISTERTON

St Leonard’s

NORTH

PERROTT

St Martin’s

HASELBURY

St Michael and

All Angels

5 January

Epiphany

10.00 am

Holy Communion

Joint Service

-

-

12 January

Baptism of Christ

or

Epiphany 1

11.00 am

Holy Communion

9.30 am

Holy Communion

8.00 am Holy

Communion BCP

10.00 am

Family Service

19 January

Epiphany 2

9.30 am

Holy Communion

-

11.00 am

Holy Communion

26 January

Epiphany 3

8.00 am

Holy Communion

BCP

9.30 am

Holy Communion

BCP

11.00 am

Holy Communion

2 February

Presentation

of Christ

-

10.00 am

Holy Communion

Joint Service

-

Village Services December 2019

DATE MISTERTON

St Leonard’s

NORTH

PERROTT

St Martin’s

HASELBURY

St Michael and

All Angels

1 December

Advent Sunday

-

6.00 pm Advent

Carol Service

10.00 am

Holy Communion

Joint Service

8 December

Advent 2

11.00 am

Holy Communion

9.30 am

Holy Communion

8.00 am Holy

Communion BCP

10.00

Family Service

4.00 pm

Christingle

15 December

Advent 3

9.30 am

Holy Communion

6.00 pm

Carol Service

3.00 pm

Nativity

with Carols

11.00 am

Holy Communion

Thursday

19 December

-

-

6.30pm

Carol Service

22 December

Advent 4

8.00 am BCP

Holy Communion

9.30 am BCP

Holy Communion

11.00 am

Holy Communion

Tuesday

24 December

Christmas Eve

4.00 pm

Crib Service

-

5.00 pm

Crib Service

11.15 pm Midnight

Mass

Wednesday

25 December

Christmas Day

9.30 am

Carols &

Communion

9.30 am

Carols &

Communion

11.00 am

Carols & Communion

29 December

Christmas 2

United Benefice Service

St Bartholomew’s, Crewkerne

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Bible Christian Centre

Haselbury Plucknett

Minister: Pastor Andrew Harris – Tel: 01935 864414 Admin: Paula Harris – Tel. 01460 73147 or 01935 864414

www.biblechristiancentre.org.uk

Services for December 2019….

Sunday 1st December 10:30am Café Church & CREA’8 children’s ac-tivities.

Sundays 8th, 15th, 22nd &

29th December

10:30am Celebration & Teaching, followed by Tea & coffee XSTREAM & BUBBLES (Sunday school groups) dur-ing the service. Family Lunch, following the morning service – Sunday 15th December

Sunday 22nd December 6pm, Carol Service

Other services and Community groups….

Monday – Thursday

(Closed from 20th Dec –

5th Jan 2020)

9:15am – 12:30 Oasis Coffee shop. Speciality coffees and teas, delicious homemade cakes, tray bakes, savoury scones, toast and toasted teacakes. Photocopying and laminating service available.

Mondays (term time on-

ly)

10am Little Wrigglers. Toddler group. Contact

Andrew / Paula Harris 01935 864414

Tuesday 3rd December 10:30am Knit, natter & sew.

Tuesday 17th December 1pm Lighthouse Lunches. Contact Robin Barnes for tickets 01460 74758

Wednesdays 10:30am Morning devotion with Communion

Thursday 5th & 19th Dec 2:30pm Tea & Chat. Contact Valerie Champion 01460 72055

Thursday 12th December 7:30pm Bible Study

Fridays (term time only)

Friday 6th Dec

6:30pm SPLAT & JAM youth groups SPLAT (school years R-4) JAM (school years 5-8) 6pm Family night

Saturday 14th Dec 7pm Cinema Night

Tuesday 24th December 3pm Christmas eve family service

Wednesday 25th Dec 10am Christmas morning service

‘Today in the City of David a Saviour has been born to you. He is Christ the Lord!’ (Luke 2:11)

Bible Christian Centre

Haselbury Plucknett

Minister: Pastor Andrew Harris – Tel: 01935 864414 Admin: Paula Harris – Tel. 01460 73147 or 01935 864414

www.biblechristiancentre.org.uk

Services for January 2020…. Sunday 5th Jan 10:30am Café Church & CREA’8 children’s

activities.

Sundays 12th, 19th &

26th January

10:30am Celebration & Teaching, followed by Tea & coffee XSTREAM & BUBBLES (Sunday school groups) during the service. Family Lunch, following the morning service – Sunday 19th January

Other services and Community groups…. Monday – Friday

(Opens on 6th Jan af-

ter the Christmas

break)

9:15am – 12:30 Oasis Coffee shop. Speciality coffees and teas, delicious homemade cakes, tray bakes, savoury scones, toast and toasted teacakes. Photocopying and laminating service available.

Mondays (starts back

6th Jan)

10am Little Wrigglers. Toddler group. Contact

Andrew / Paula Harris 01935 864414

Tuesday 7th Jan 10:30am Knit, natter & sew.

Wednesdays 10:30am Morning devotion with Communion

Thursday 9th & 23rd

Jan

7:30pm Bible Study

Thursday 16th & 30th

Jan

2:30pm Tea & Chat. Contact Valerie Champion 01460 72055

Fridays (starts back

10th Jan)

6:30pm SPLAT & JAM youth groups SPLAT (school years R-4) JAM (school years 5-8)

Saturday 11th Jan 7pm Cinema night

‘Understand, therefore, that the LORD your God is indeed God. He is the faithful God who keeps his covenant for a thousand genera-

tions and lavishes His unfailing love on those who love Him and obey His commands.’ (Deuteronomy 7:9)

HAPPY NEW YEAR ! GOD BLESS YOU WITH LOVE FROM BCC