Poultary FormPoultary Form ““Knowledge of Knowledge of

Girls”Girls”

Criteria for Guessing Criteria for Guessing uetian:uetian:

Uetian boy:Uetian boy:

Whether Girls Of Your Universty Are Whether Girls Of Your Universty Are BeautifulBeautiful

Do You Enjoy In UetDo You Enjoy In Uet Do You Enjoy Lot Of StudiesDo You Enjoy Lot Of Studies Are You At Home In Comm SkillsAre You At Home In Comm Skills

Uetian GirlUetian Girl

MakeUp Without MakeUp Without Any Order Any Order Beyond Any Beyond Any LimitsLimits

Umbrella Over Their HeadsUmbrella Over Their Heads

Three Tenses Of UETThree Tenses Of UET

Past UetiansPast Uetians Present UetiansPresent Uetians Future UetiansFuture Uetians

Past UetianPast Uetian

Name Of UniverstyName Of Universty

“ “Universty Of Universty Of Error And Terror”Error And Terror”

Type Of EngineerType Of Engineer

Desi Desi EngineersEngineers

THE ANCI ENT U.E.TI ANSTHE ANCI ENT U.E.TI ANS

Present UetianPresent Uetian

Name Of UniverstyName Of Universty

“ “Universty Universty Of Engineering && Of Engineering && Tec”Tec”

Type Of EngineerType Of Engineer

Brillar Brillar EngineersEngineers

THE ACTUAL AI M OF U.E.TI ANTHE ACTUAL AI M OF U.E.TI ANSOME LOVE STORIES SOME LOVE STORIES causecause‘‘SUPLIES’SUPLIES’

Future UetiansFuture Uetians

Name Of UniverstyName Of Universty

“ “Universty Universty Of Extreme Of Extreme Tension”Tension”

Type Of EngineerType Of Engineer

Yet To Be Yet To Be DecidedDecided

Aim Of UetiansAim Of Uetians

Scope Of UetiansScope Of Uetians

““UETIANS ARE NOT UETIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED”ALLOWED”

Status Of UetianStatus Of Uetian

Electrical Engineer Electrical Engineer Mechanical EngineerMechanical Engineer Civil EngineerCivil Engineer

Electrical EngineerElectrical Engineer

Mechanical EngineerMechanical Engineer

Civil EngineerCivil Engineer

BUT THANK GOD WE HAVE BUT THANK GOD WE HAVE NO CHEMICAL ENGINEERS…NO CHEMICAL ENGINEERS…

Chemical EngineerChemical Engineer

Motto Of Present Motto Of Present UetiansUetians

Candidate For Mr. Uet Candidate For Mr. Uet CompetitionCompetition

LAWS WHICH GOVERN UET….LAWS WHICH GOVERN UET….

INVERSION THEOREMINVERSION THEOREM

Boy=1Boy=1 Girl=0Girl=0

INVERSION THEOREMINVERSION THEOREM

boy Young teacher

NOT GATE

`girl Young teacher

NOT GATE

NEWTON’S METHODNEWTON’S METHOD

Go to the girl. Go to the girl.

“ “To every action there is always an To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction.” equal and opposite reaction.”

This implies the girl will also come to This implies the girl will also come to you.you.

OHM’S LAWOHM’S LAW

V=I*RV=I*Rwherewhere V= value of marks in vivasV= value of marks in vivasI= intensity of girl’s make upI= intensity of girl’s make upR= constant of proportionality, its value R= constant of proportionality, its value

depends upon the mood, interest and depends upon the mood, interest and nature of the teachernature of the teacher

It should be noted that value or R increases It should be noted that value or R increases if “UNCLE POWER” or “ABBA POWER” is if “UNCLE POWER” or “ABBA POWER” is appliedapplied

Bathrooms of Uet HostelBathrooms of Uet Hostel

Hello! Yaar koi hai? Pani muk Hai Oye SHANKAR Aik balti

pani la dai

MessMess

The mess of boys The mess of boys hostel is no more hostel is no more than a prisoner than a prisoner messmess

After having a four After having a four year mess boys are year mess boys are not even able to not even able to digest porridgedigest porridge

Mess ProductMess Product

IN THE BEGINNING IN THE BEGINNING OF THE TERM….OF THE TERM….

WHEN PREP WHEN PREP COMES…..COMES…..