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<ul><li><p>8/8/2019 Unkown Quotes - Awesome</p><p> 1/5</p><p>History is His story</p><p>Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous</p><p>We dont change the message,</p><p>the message changes us</p><p>Coming ready or not! Jesus</p><p>There will be no atheists in hell</p><p>God answers knee-mail</p><p>The best vitamin for a Christian is B1</p><p>Life has many choices. Eternity has two. Whats yours?</p><p>Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.</p><p>Its hard to stumble when youre on your knees</p><p>A clear conscience makes a soft pillow</p><p>Dont give up. Moses was once a basket case</p><p>Forbidden fruit creates many jams (the result of the first sin)</p><p>Christians: keep the faith . . . but not from others!</p><p>Give God whats right, not whats left</p><p>Give the devil an inch and hell be your ruler</p><p>Read the Bible, itll scare the hell out of you</p><p>Mans way leads to a hopeless end.Gods way leads to an endless hope.</p><p>A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing</p><p>If youre living like there is no God youd better be right</p><p>Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone</p><p>To be almost saved is to be totally lost</p><p>Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Jesus for a faith lift</p><p>Dont give God instructions just report for duty</p><p>A family altar will alter a family</p></li><li><p>8/8/2019 Unkown Quotes - Awesome</p><p> 2/5</p><p>This Church is Prayer-Conditioned</p><p>WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning</p><p>Many folks want to serve Jesus </p><p>but only in an advisory capacity</p><p>Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it</p><p>Kindness is difficult to give away</p><p>because it keeps coming back</p><p>The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb</p><p>The most powerful position on Earth is kneeling before the Lord of the universe</p><p>Dont say Our Father on Sundays and spend the rest of the week acting like an orphan</p><p>Jesus paid a debt He didnt owe because we owed a debt we couldnt pay</p><p>If God were small enough for us to understand, he wouldnt be big enough for us to worship</p><p>Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately</p><p>In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded Yeah right . . .</p><p>Notice: The party in hell is canceled due to the fire</p><p>Why pray when you can worry?</p><p>Jesus is the password to a better life</p><p>In a scary world, the safest place is close to Jesus</p><p>Spend your years ripening instead of rotting</p><p>If you cant sleep, Dont count sheep</p><p>Talk to the Shepherd</p><p>God doesnt believe in atheists;</p><p>therefore atheists do not exist</p><p>Are your dreams as big as your God?</p><p>Dont be so open-minded your brains fall out</p><p>You are not too bad to come in.</p><p>You are not too good to stay out.</p></li><li><p>8/8/2019 Unkown Quotes - Awesome</p><p> 3/5</p><p>Where will you be sitting in eternity?Smoking or non-smoking?</p><p>Youve not begun to live until youve prepared to die</p><p>Forgive your enemies it messes with their heads</p><p>Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible</p><p>Exercise Daily. Run from Satan Walk with God</p><p>The Hero died. But that is not the end of the story</p><p>Come as you are, but you wont leave as you were</p><p>The Bible is good enough: to live by, and to die by</p><p>Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!</p><p>God does test us, but they are open Book tests</p><p>In the dark? Follow the Son</p><p>Great minds like to think, so read the Bible</p><p>Hang out with Jesus He hung out for you</p><p>There is no fear in submitting to a love that would die for you</p><p>Holiness is not the way to Jesus. Jesus is the way to holiness</p><p>God doesnt grade on a curve, but on the cross</p><p>His pain, your gain!</p><p>TGIF Thank God Im Forgiven How about you?</p><p>Good works are the fruit, not the root, of salvation</p><p>My life was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me</p><p>Jesus died for a reason and youre it!</p><p>God would give up His only Son before Hed give up on you!</p><p>Were all invited to a heavenly feast, but we must RSVP!</p><p>Jesus became what we are, so we can become like He is</p><p>The cross is Gods way of making a plus sign out of a minus</p></li><li><p>8/8/2019 Unkown Quotes - Awesome</p><p> 4/5</p><p>Jesus Dying to know you</p><p>Jesus Christ came to make bad people good</p><p>Christians are only visiting this planet! Live that way</p><p>Its HELL without Jesus!</p><p>If you cant stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it</p><p>Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion</p><p>Live so that they wont have to lie at your funeral</p><p>If youre far from God in life, youll be so in death, too</p><p>Life is a coin. You can spend it as you wish, but only once</p><p>Love so amazing, so divine, demands my soul, my life, my all</p><p>Live so that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry</p><p>Life is short. Pray hard</p><p>Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am</p><p>God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts</p><p>Law says, Do, &amp; you will live</p><p>Grace says, Live, &amp; you will do</p><p>As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools</p><p>Thank God for what you have. TRUST GOD for what you need</p><p>Too many people have a strong WILL and a weak WILL NOT</p><p>GOD gives and forgives; people get and forget</p><p>The devils boots dont creak (Scottish proverb)</p><p>Flee temptation. And dont leave a forwarding address</p><p>Sin fascinates, and then assassinates</p><p>Atheist: a person with no invisible means of support</p><p>To get nowhere, follow the crowd</p><p>When God is ready for you, youd better be ready for Him</p></li><li><p>8/8/2019 Unkown Quotes - Awesome</p><p> 5/5</p><p>If you dont like the way you were born, try being born again</p><p>Christs return is near. Dont miss it for the world!</p><p>Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder &amp; your hand over my mouth</p><p>Joy is not the absence of difficulties, but the presence of God</p><p>Faith ends where worry begins. Worry ends where faith begins</p><p>Fear can keep you up all night. Faith makes one fine pillow</p><p>Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up</p><p>Trade God your pieces for His peace</p><p>Take my life and let it be, ever, only, all for Thee</p><p>Try Jesus. If you dont like him, the devil will always take you back</p><p>What on earth are you doing for heavens sake?</p><p>Live simply. Speak kindly. Love unconditionally</p><p>Never give the devil a ride. He always wants to drive</p><p>The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday</p><p>Soul food served here</p><p>You can believe in God now or later. Now is better</p><p>Gods retirement program for Christians is out of this world</p><p>Rapture separation of church and state</p><p>The past? Leave it with God. The present? Live it for God. The future? Entrust it to God</p><p>Dont wait for the hearse to take you to church</p><p>God helps those who help others, not themselves</p><p>Quit telling God how big your storm is</p><p>and tell your storm how big your God is</p><p>A rich man without compassion is just a poor man with money</p><p>Religion says do; Christianity says done</p><p>God didnt save us from a life without pain. He saved us from a life without meaning.</p></li></ul>