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  • 8/8/2019 Unkown Quotes - Awesome


    History is His story

    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous

    We dont change the message,

    the message changes us

    Coming ready or not! Jesus

    There will be no atheists in hell

    God answers knee-mail

    The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

    Life has many choices. Eternity has two. Whats yours?

    Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.

    Its hard to stumble when youre on your knees

    A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

    Dont give up. Moses was once a basket case

    Forbidden fruit creates many jams (the result of the first sin)

    Christians: keep the faith . . . but not from others!

    Give God whats right, not whats left

    Give the devil an inch and hell be your ruler

    Read the Bible, itll scare the hell out of you

    Mans way leads to a hopeless end.Gods way leads to an endless hope.

    A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing

    If youre living like there is no God youd better be right

    Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone

    To be almost saved is to be totally lost

    Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Jesus for a faith lift

    Dont give God instructions just report for duty

    A family altar will alter a family

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    This Church is Prayer-Conditioned

    WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning

    Many folks want to serve Jesus

    but only in an advisory capacity

    Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it

    Kindness is difficult to give away

    because it keeps coming back

    The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb

    The most powerful position on Earth is kneeling before the Lord of the universe

    Dont say Our Father on Sundays and spend the rest of the week acting like an orphan

    Jesus paid a debt He didnt owe because we owed a debt we couldnt pay

    If God were small enough for us to understand, he wouldnt be big enough for us to worship

    Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately

    In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded Yeah right . . .

    Notice: The party in hell is canceled due to the fire

    Why pray when you can worry?

    Jesus is the password to a better life

    In a scary world, the safest place is close to Jesus

    Spend your years ripening instead of rotting

    If you cant sleep, Dont count sheep

    Talk to the Shepherd

    God doesnt believe in atheists;

    therefore atheists do not exist

    Are your dreams as big as your God?

    Dont be so open-minded your brains fall out

    You are not too bad to come in.

    You are not too good to stay out.

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    Where will you be sitting in eternity?Smoking or non-smoking?

    Youve not begun to live until youve prepared to die

    Forgive your enemies it messes with their heads

    Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible

    Exercise Daily. Run from Satan Walk with God

    The Hero died. But that is not the end of the story

    Come as you are, but you wont leave as you were

    The Bible is good enough: to live by, and to die by

    Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!

    God does test us, but they are open Book tests

    In the dark? Follow the Son

    Great minds like to think, so read the Bible

    Hang out with Jesus He hung out for you

    There is no fear in submitting to a love that would die for you

    Holiness is not the way to Jesus. Jesus is the way to holiness

    God doesnt grade on a curve, but on the cross

    His pain, your gain!

    TGIF Thank God Im Forgiven How about you?

    Good works are the fruit, not the root, of salvation

    My life was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me

    Jesus died for a reason and youre it!

    God would give up His only Son before Hed give up on you!

    Were all invited to a heavenly feast, but we must RSVP!

    Jesus became what we are, so we can become like He is

    The cross is Gods way of making a plus sign out of a minus

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    Jesus Dying to know you

    Jesus Christ came to make bad people good

    Christians are only visiting this planet! Live that way

    Its HELL without Jesus!

    If you cant stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it

    Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion

    Live so that they wont have to lie at your funeral

    If youre far from God in life, youll be so in death, too

    Life is a coin. You can spend it as you wish, but only once

    Love so amazing, so divine, demands my soul, my life, my all

    Live so that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry

    Life is short. Pray hard

    Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am

    God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts

    Law says, Do, & you will live

    Grace says, Live, & you will do

    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools

    Thank God for what you have. TRUST GOD for what you need

    Too many people have a strong WILL and a weak WILL NOT

    GOD gives and forgives; people get and forget

    The devils boots dont creak (Scottish proverb)

    Flee temptation. And dont leave a forwarding address

    Sin fascinates, and then assassinates

    Atheist: a person with no invisible means of support

    To get nowhere, follow the crowd

    When God is ready for you, youd better be ready for Him

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    If you dont like the way you were born, try being born again

    Christs return is near. Dont miss it for the world!

    Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder & your hand over my mouth

    Joy is not the absence of difficulties, but the presence of God

    Faith ends where worry begins. Worry ends where faith begins

    Fear can keep you up all night. Faith makes one fine pillow

    Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up

    Trade God your pieces for His peace

    Take my life and let it be, ever, only, all for Thee

    Try Jesus. If you dont like him, the devil will always take you back

    What on earth are you doing for heavens sake?

    Live simply. Speak kindly. Love unconditionally

    Never give the devil a ride. He always wants to drive

    The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

    Soul food served here

    You can believe in God now or later. Now is better

    Gods retirement program for Christians is out of this world

    Rapture separation of church and state

    The past? Leave it with God. The present? Live it for God. The future? Entrust it to God

    Dont wait for the hearse to take you to church

    God helps those who help others, not themselves

    Quit telling God how big your storm is

    and tell your storm how big your God is

    A rich man without compassion is just a poor man with money

    Religion says do; Christianity says done

    God didnt save us from a life without pain. He saved us from a life without meaning.