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The Univers i t y o f Vermont ’s independent vo ice s ince 1883
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SPORTSNBA playoff predictions
11-12
OPINIONHow to destroy America from within
8-9
LIFEHow to: Be pretentious
4-5ARTSRecap of Springfest
6-7
NEWSA night with the UVM police
1-3
Rugged boy
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Sneakers were stolen from a locker room in Patrick Gym on April 5.
A person who was not a student was sent to detox from Wright Hall and charged with trespassing.
Marijuana and drug related objects were con!scated on April 12 from a student in University Heights North and Christie Hall on April 7.
An iPod was stolen at the Marché on April 12.
An unknown male caused a disturbance at the Catholic Center and was issued a trespass notice.
A storage room door was vandalized at Centennial Field on April 12.Drugs and alcohol
Disturbances
A student set o" the !re alarm trying to cook maple syrup in the University Heights South kitchen on April 11.
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Bob BaileyUVM Police Officer
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Terry FrancisFire marshal
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Incidents between 10 p.m. and 3 a.m. on April 16:Liquor Control picked up two intoxicated
female students from downtown and brought them back to campus.
The resident advisors on duty at Harris Millis called the police, and Bailey and King calmed down the two girls, who were roommates, before sending them to bed.
A student broke a window of the Phi Gamma Delta house by throwing a rock at it after he was asked by the fraternity to leave the premises.
A male coming from a murder mystery party was pulled over for speeding. He was wearing nothing but a trench coat and goggles.
“I was supposed to be the pool boy,” he said.
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Brian Reed, chair of the General Education Committee, talked to the Senate on general education progress on April 12 and asked for their support. The SGA approved a bill that supports the University’s desire to create a general education curriculum.
Speaker of the Senate Claire Chevrier was hit in the face with a piece of cake after her executive report at the April 12 Student Goverment Association meeting.
Next year’s proposed club budget was approved and totals $1,861,379.13.
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A resolution expressing disapproval of the salary of the new business dean was proposed then tabled and will be discussed at the next SGA meeting.
The Senate reapproved a bill that gives $6,000 to the cycling club for a new trailer. Former Vice President David Maciewicz vetoed the same bill last week after the Senate had passed it.
The Senate did not pass a bill that would fund Blirpit, the bus tracking system, for the next academic year.
VSTEP collected 1,600 signatures for their Resolution in Support of a Sustainable Beverage Future. This was needed for the SGA to vote on it as a formal resolution and the Senate passed the legislation.
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Behind water, tea is the second most widely consumed beverage in the world. Drinking a cup or two daily could end up being extremely beneficial to your health and not only this, but if made right can end up being quite delightful.
If you want to venture away from the bag of Lipton, then give this recipe a shot! It’s called Almond Tea, and it doesn’t require too much effort!
Directions:
Soak the tea and lemon rind in boiling water for around five or so minutes. Next stir in sugar, lemon juice, almond and vanilla. Serve to your friends hot and enjoy!
Ingredients:
4 tea bags of your favorite tea.
! tsp of lemon zest, grated finely
4 cups of boiling water
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ARTSQ TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 2011
Feminists rock for reproductive rights
Students suffer Springfest blackout
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UVM music scene shows support for Planned Parenthood of Northern New England
Despite an indoor setting and a power outage, festival delivered satisfying beats
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“The recent proposal of cutting federal
funding to Planned Parenthood made it
all the more pressing to organize an event
for their benefit. When something you care about is threatened,
you realize how important it is.”!
Sydnee StielerSophmore
“It shouldn’t be called Springfest if it’s inside
a basketball court.”!Thomson Nguyen
Champlain College student
!ARTS TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 2011
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OPINION !TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 2011
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Ruggedboy by Nick Carr
The Adventures of Joel and Chris by Andrew Becker
ACROSS1- Raised platform5- Fall bloomer10- Heroic14- Beige15- Hindu religious teacher16- ___ cava17- Cupid18- Polite19- Goes astray20- Ten Commandments22- New member24- Mouthpiece of a bridle25- Bad-mouth26- Summarize29- Nabokov novel32- Highways, e.g.36- Now ___ me down...37- Conciliatory39- Japanese drama40- Divide up
43- Feeling of self-importance44- Idolizes45- Aha!46- Church council48- Latin king49- Cause50- Manipulate52- Doc bloc53- Informal57- Temporary stitching61- “___ Brockovich”62- Law of Moses64- Peter Fonda title role65- Sudden explosive noise66- Designer Simpson67- Nothing, in Nantes68- To ___ (perfectly)69- Carried70- “…countrymen, lend me your ____”
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Boss of the week: Chicago Bulls
Goat of the week: Kobe Bryant
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Men’s lacrosse beats Albany for the first time
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UVM athlete spotlight of the weekBrittany St. Clair — Women’s track and !eld
Events: JumpsClass: First yearHometown: Whitehall, N.Y.High School: Whitehall High School
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