Bhai woh hoga AAP ka failure…Par main hoon aap sab ka failure.

Everyone else asks you to hit their bum at the end of the ppt.

I invite you right at the startMy big booty absolutely deserves it

The number of pics in which Im holding a mic is inversely proportional to the f***’s I give to any confessions I get.

Or wait let me tell you a secret!

Arz kiya hai….Arz kiya hai….

(Arrey Vishwasji aage boliye)

Arz kiya hai…Chhup chhup kar

Apni taarifHumne hi kiya hai

Bob Vishwas = Biswas

Sharma

See what a clever boy am I :P

Teen Ladke aage, teen ladke peeche…samajh lo bas

I’ve got only one POR on my resume

Someone make me the LGBT club secy(whenever we form one)

Senorita 1Senorita 2

Senorita 3Senorita 4

Senorita 5Senorita 6

Janam Dekh LoMit gayi dooriyan

Main yahaan hoon Yahaan hoon Yahaan hoon Yahaan hoonYahaan hoon

(Bas kar ab Vishwas)

First one to reply

Beat that Y********

WTF, I’m not even on that group!!

Kahaani mein abhiBhayankarTwist hai..

Bole toh twisted wala twist

BHI

Kuch logon ne bola, ki beta high jump kar le

Toh kuch ne bolaMithun Chakravartyban ja

Kuch ne bola chhulu bhar paani mein jaa kar doob ja

But I decided to enjoy other’s sufferings

As The Moriarty of Acad Council

www.viswas_high_pants.com

Oye Nipun, what is wrong if I wear my jeans right upto my

nipples??

No matter how far you are, do not miss this opportunity…..please please please

My birthday PPT

Just run and come and start hooshing me at B bot or Park and Eat…wherever I am