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AHEC ·-studies parking· alternative by Richard BellizZi would then be accessible to

downtown workers and Auraria The Auraria Board of Directors students, fact.ilty and staff, who

will continue to assess the would be charged a reduced rate feasibility of collaborating with to park there.

• the City of Denver and RTD to Joanne Soker, AHEC director build an automated ·_guideway of special projects, told the board transit system which would link ·"the urgency of the parking pro­the Auraria campus and · blem at Auraria makes the project downtown to the parking lots at much more realistic" than it

l Mile High Stadium and seemed to many at first. Soker McNichols Sports Arena. said that one parking garage

The system is being considered costing between-$6 million a_nd $9 as an alternative to the construe- million would provide 1,000 tion of two parkjng garages the parking spaces, minus the 350 board planned to build to ease the spaces covered by the garage, a

~ severe shortage of parking at net gain of only 650 parking Auraria. spaces.

The project would be funded "The beauty of the system pro-

posed," Soker said, "is it would provide parking for downtown merchants who are dying for spaces." ·

W artgow said that an Auraria parking garage would be paid for solely by parking fees, whereas a joint venture with the city and RTD would ease the financial burden to AHEC considerably.

The transit system would han­dle between 3,000 and 4,000 passengers each hour in each

, direction during peak traffic hours and during special events, such as football games, when ~ pie would park at Auraria and use the SY._Stem to travel to the stadium.

The shuttle vehicles would be propelled either by a cable system or be self-propelled, using magnetic wheels. The system would have to be elevated to clear Interstate 25 and the railroad tracks near the South Platte River and the campus.

In response to questions concer­ning the stadium_ parking ac­cessibility to drivers coming from the east of downtown, Wartgow qualified the board's proposed project.

"It's not perceived as a -transportation system, rather, as a parking system," W artgow said. "We need to find parking for students." 0

by parking revenue bonds and would cost between $5 million and $70 million, depending on which system is installed.

Originally Auraria's project, the idea was presented to RTD last mbnth to determine its in­terest in cooperatively building

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~ the system. Jerry Wartgow, AHEC ex­

ecutive director, told the board he favors a feasibility study of tl:ie project, and said he thinks the

~project is a good idea. · "We (AHEC staff) think it's a very feasible alternative," Wart­gow said. "We believe that for the same or less money as a 1,000 car parking garage, we could

._have access to an automated guideway transit system."

AHEC's original plan was to build the elevated system from just east of Mile High Stadium to ~ point j11st northwest of the Auraria Student Center on Larimer Street. ,

Now, with the city's and RTD's interest in the project, the system could be extended to take )>assengers to RTD's downtown bus terminal on Market Street,. as well as over to the parking garage at the Denver Center for the Per­forming Arts. ~ The approximately 6,000 park­ing spaces near the sports complex

by Canon Reed

The Irish debate team arrived on campus Friday, their three silver tongues planted firmly in their three rosy cheeks. .

Unlike in the United States, the art of debate isn't . taught in Ireland, but rather it seems to be picked up by osmosis and then refined as a hobby. Well, more than a hobby, actually. _,.

"It's passion," said Bill ~ Maguire. "Pure Passion." ~

"This is the first time I've ever ~ seen a textbook on debate," said '}; Damian Crawford. "I do this for ~ fun."

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"You ask us a good question, said Eoin (pronounced Owen) O'Maoilean, "and we'll answer it."

Beer brings out some tall tales and unprintable stories. '

"Go on, ask us a question, I dare you, .. said Damien, pursing _his lower lip, "I dare you."

Conservatively dressed, smil­ing, and oh-so charming, the three of them certainly looked harmless enough; but there, in their eyes, was the Wint of a

challenge. As far as fast talkers go, these

were the top-of-the-line. Behind the melodious purr lurked a bark that bites. Together, the three of them are kind of like a whirlwind that talks, and they are going to be sweeping througp Colorado, leaving behind· a wake of dazzled

motion four years ago, when the

opponents. This whirlwind

first-ever team of Irish debaters answered the invitation of MSC forensics teacher Gary Holbrook. The debates nearly died this year when sponsor Coors Brewery decided to quit, but MSC Student Government, Student Activities, and the Alumni Association have all chipped in to keep the Irish

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The Metropolitan Marcia 16, 1983

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MSC- team lands . first in flying cont:est.

by Jean Hacker

The engine of the Cessna-150 pulsed >. with force, as did the pilot's own pulse

as he readied himself to enter the abyss of air, ·space and tinie. Conscious that the pulse would drop to an idle he would now rely on his skills to carry the small plane through the required maneuvers and land without bouncing on the line.

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This was just one of six events that the MSC Flying Team participated in while taking first in the Regional Champion­ships, which were sponsored by the Na­tional Intercollegiate Flying Associa­tion. The team's espirit de corps was realized as it beat · Colorado Nor­thwestern Community College, Boise State College and the host school; Treasure Valley Community College, in Ontario, Oregon. This was the· second consecutive year that the MSC team has

~ taken first place in the N.I.F.A. com­petition.

Michael Brucklier, the team's head coach, admitted, "everyone was nervous because of Boise State, but we had faith in the team and beat all three schools. We cleaned up."

The judges determined each con­testants score by assessing altitude con­trol, air speed, heading deviation, coor­dinated turns and spot landin~, which involved landing the gear on a line without bouncing.

The N.I.F.A. ranked MSC the top

team in the regional events. MSC earn­ed the distinction of having the first woman on its team, Debe Hill, td take first place in the regional and national competitions. The victOrs of the ground events were Mark Brown, who took first, and Rob Gillespie, who took third plaee in the aircraft identification event.

Ed Garneau took first and Dave Gar-. cia took third place in the computer ac­curacy- event. Debe Hill took first in pre-flight safety.

The winners in the air events were Rob Gillespie, who took sixth place, David Garcia, who took ninth place and Rod Schmalhaus, who took tenth in the power off landin~.

Mark Holley won first, Mark Brown won third, and Bev Hagen took fourth in Ute short field landin~. Debe Hill won second place, Mark Brown won third place and Scott Brown won fourth ... place in the message drop event. ~

MSC's victory was attributed to the ~ hours of practice spend on Sunday' mor- ti nin~· flying practice and Mondays, ~ which are utilized for gaining ex- ~ perience in ground events. ~

Lee Ohrt of MSC's aerospace depart- -&. ment concedes that the team has been so successful because of the time and money each pilot has spent on air time, using their own money together with student fees to gain flying experienee.

Members of the MSC Flying Team, winners of reglonal competition in Oregon, express their confidence at a recent meeting to prepare for the national meet in May iQ Battle Creek, Michigan.

"I think this is the best team we've ever had," Ohrt said. ''All the pilots are so motivated." 0

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MSC's governing board, the Trustees of State Colleges, Friday passed a resolution re-affirming the three distinct roles and missions of the three Auraria institutions and inviting the CU Board of Regents to discuss any problems they see at Auraria.

The Trustees also said they see no need for further studies to be made at Auraria.

Trustee John Vigil, in reporting the Trustees' action to the Auraria Board of Directors Monday, invited the regents to an open meeting at Auraria "involving the governing bodies of all three schools and the AHEC board. · "If there are problems, let's sit down and talk about them," Vigil said.

AHEC Executive Director Jerry War­tgow told Vigil the Auraria Board

Correction Because of a reporter's error, it was

incorrectly reported in last week's issue that the Colorado Commission on Higher Education voted· to recommend to the Legislature that a study be made

~-~ of the Auraria Library. In fact , the CCHE voted 4 to 3 not to

recommend such a study, although it di~ recommend that a study of AHEC be made, and that the Legislature give serious consideration to the CU Regents' proposal that the study be conducted by

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. "would be happy to schedule joint meetings.

"My recommendation to the board is no recommendation," Wartgow said, "other than to cooperate fu)ly and see where it goes from here.

"Obviously, people have been hurt by the process, and we can't ignore their feelin~. It might be beneficial to the Auraria Board to offer to meet with any of the other boards."

Sign language classes offered . A 10-week series of sign language

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.and 7, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. The courses will be at the Center, 4280 Hale Parkway. Registration will be·at 7 p.m. preceding the first class, either April 5 or 7. Tuition is $35 per person.

Conducted by sign language experts, the classes are designed for the lay per­son who wants_ to effectively com­municate with deaf people. The begin­ning level is d~igned to introduce prin­ciples and practices of sign language, in- · eluding development of the students' receptive and expressive skills in both fingerspelling and sign language. In­termediate and advanced classes in­crease vocabulary and fluency. For more information, contact Heidi Johnson, sign language coordin.ator, at 322-1871.

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Soviet delegates diScuss dissent by Swen Schmitt

Twelve visiting Soviet delegates met with 17 Americans to discuss "Dissent in the Soviet Union and in . the United States" at a breakfast given by MSC President Richard Fonfera at the Stu­dent Center on March 7.

Dr. Fontera opened the discussion with remarks on the role of dialogue.

"I think there is a tendency," Fontera

said, "in people who sit around tables liJce this, with signs in front of them which indicate their national delegation function, to avoid engaging in dialogue at a human level.. . to express their own government's point-of-view."

Fontera compared the current world situation to the. narrowing conditions ex­isting prfor to World War II, and stress­ed the importance of the ex~rcise of free speech and expression.

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"There are strong feelin~ among many people of this country which are critical of the treatment of dissent .. . within the Soviet Union.

"This does not mean that all those people necessarily would idealize the freedom of dissent within the United States," Fontera said.

"The twentieth century is heir to a tradition of thought that human bein~ are more important than governments. What matters ultimately is what's hap­pening to human bein~ ... he added.

After Fontera's oi>ening remarks, Mark Meeks, representing Amnesty In­ternational, spoke about Amnesty's work on behalf of individuals, and said, "governments have a responsibility for human rights." He said that systems and governments should be held accoun­table when individual rights are not observed.

Tamara Burka, executive secretary of the Moldavian Committee of Youth Organizations, answered questions about what happens to persons who refuse to serve in the Soviet military.

"Nothing," Burka said. "According to law, the person stays home." Military dmenters do not give up "any rights to employment or any other rights. They

are free to go where ·they want to work or where they want to study."

Burka added that it 1s not necessary to belong to the Communist party to work < for the government . .

Alexander Grigoriev, editor of the Novosti Press Agency, answered ques­tions about freedom of religion. Grigoriev said religious beliefs are a matter of personal choice in the Soviet .( Union.

"Communism and . religion are just different theories," "Grig<;>riev said.

Grigoriev said he spoke with evangelist Billy Graham after Graham's visit to . Moscow. '

"Billy Graham was. quite satisfied," Grigoriev said. ·

The Soviets were brought to the U.S. through an exchange, spomored by American Field Service Interna- j. tionaUlntercultural: The delegates visited Seattle, Denver and Washington, D.C. A second exchange is planned for later this year, wh~n an American delegation will visit the Soviet Union.

Delegate Tamara Bu.rka expres,,ed th~ hope that there will be many exchanges. -•

"The majority of persons I have met have been thinking and speaking of peace," she said. 0

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~"_VWS· le SFPC opens tap on Coors issue 1

by Trimble Ru~u

Controversy over serving Coors beer in the Mission is brewing again.

~ If passed; a motion introduced at a re-cent meeting of the Student Facilities Policy Council will re-open discussion of the Coors boycott at the Mission.

"When we voted to ban Coors from the Mission in 1980, there was only one

~ side to the issue - the people opposed to Coors," said J. R. Surette, vice-chair of the SFPC and CCD-A Student Representative Council treasurer. "Now there are· two sides to the issue, and I think both' sides should be heard."

The motion, Surette explained, is not Mc · to re-introduce Coors beer to the· Mis­

sion, but tQ · re-open the question ·of whether or not Coors should be served there. ·

Coors' financial support of campus athletic activities is the reason why Brendan Kelly, Rugby Club secretary-

• treasurer and. vice-president of Associated Students of MSC, wants Coors to be served again at Auraria.

"I think that if ~oors was served .here, they might contribute even more to athletic events," Kelly said.

Coors donated 20 jerseys to the Rugby -/ team this year, and donates $500 every

year to intra-mural recreation programs at UCD, CCD-A and MSC and $800 to

the spring Campus-Fest. Coors also prints posters for the softball and volleyball teams, according to Kelly. ·

"Things have changed since 1980," Kelly said. "Coors has changed too. The issues of the 1960's and 1970's just aren't relevant today. I want the issues to be re-examined. The 1980 motion doesn't allow us to even talk about it."

Contributions from the Adolph Coors Company to right-wing groups like the John Birch Society and the Heritage Foundation are why Doug Martinez, chairperson of M.E.Ch.A - a Latino student organization at MSC, thinks Coors beer should remain off campus.

"It's a humanistic issue,"Martinez said. "Coors is.a racist and fascist com­pany and they use their profits to Jund right-wing groups -that ·are opposed to the interests of all minorities - blacks, Latinos, women, native Americans and gays. If we sell Coors at Auraria, we are indirectly contributing to anti­humanistic groups."

Martinez said he doesn't object to Coors' donations to any athletic ac­tivities or groups.

"But the Mission is funded with stu­dent fees," he said. "We have a' right to say' what companies can operate in a state-funded facility."

Coors beer was sold only briefly in the Mission during December, 1980 after a

MSC plans fifth annual tour of Enstand, Soviet Union k MSC's history department will conduct all transportation, lodging, fees, tickets

its fifth ~nnu~ tour to Great Britain and and most meals. Three or six hours of \ the Soviet Uruon from June 14 to July upper division credit in history .is 13, 1983. · available. Tuition is in addition to tour . J?epending on the · number of par- cost. Application deadline is April 1.

hc1pants and the rate of exchange, ap- For more information call Dr. Brooks " .,_ proximate cost is $2,667, which includes Van Everen. at 629-2991 or 499-9568.

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Over 25,000 scholarships are available, according to the director of The Scholarship Bank. Based on a ques­tionnaire students answer, the Scholar­ship Bank matches students with available aid, sending the student a print-out of the most promising finan­cial aid sources. Each student may receive up to 50 s9urces of aid. Most scholarships are approximately $1,000 ~ and are renewable annually.

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Student Center administrator signed a contract to sell Coors there. The day after the taps were installed, students from M.E.Ch.A. showed up to picket and protest.

At the following SFPC meeting on Dec. 11, 1980, several groups protested the sale of Coors at the Mission, in­cluding M.E.Ch.A, the Auraria Blitck Council, the Native American Students of Auraria and the Auraria chapter of the International Committee Against Racism.

A motion to end the sale of Coors was unanimously adopted at that 1980 meeting. The motion specified that sale· of Coors would be suspended until ·all complaints against Coors by these groups were withdrawn.

The issue to be discussed by the SFPC April 4 is over whether to rescind the 1980 ·motion, thereby allowing the debate over Coors to be resumed. Any students interested in the issue can pre-­sent their views at the April 4 meeting.

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MSC speech professor 1ranted 1982 Senice Award The Speech Communication Associa­

tion has awarded its 1982 Golden An­. niversary Distinguished Service Award to MSC speech professor Dr. Lester Thonssen.

Thonssen was president of the Speech Association of America and served as associate or advisory editor of the

Quarterly Journal of Speech and the Speech Teacher. He was the first editor of Speech Monographs when it became a quarterly publication.

Thomsen received his A.B. from Huron College, which awarded him its honorary D. Lit. and its Distinguished ·Alumni Award.

'Commercial Art' featured as Career of the Month Explore the opportunities in commer­

cial art at CCD-A's Career of the Month presentation on Wednesday, March 30, at noon in the Arts Building, Room 241:

The program is designed to help students learn about career and educa­tion alternatives.

Tom Mares, art director, Channel 4; Vicki Grabowski, artist with Hart Publishing; and Carol Rush, art direc­tor, Bravo Magazine, will be available to answer questions.

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Columnists Notes From the Underground

.Patience may be the only virtue There are high sierras in southern Arizona whose bale can bring $5,000 in Tucson. It is a knowledge desert in broad daylight to claim a piece of the dream

allegiance lies in a lot of different comers. Geological- shared by all residents of the county, most of whom for themselves. ly, they are distant cousins of the Rockies. Technical- make less than $5,000 a year. They squint their eyes as None of what goes on here is sophisticated - not I';

ly, they are the property of the people of the United they drive down the highway to keep from seeing the even the bumbling FBI who once searched for a friend States of America, whose democratic government little pots of gold amid the cactus, for it is also com- of mine for weeks, often stopping in midday at the holds the deed. Physically, they are occupied and mon knowledge that the smugglers watch from the same bar, where she served them their cold drinks, ac-ruthlessly e!CPloited by the Corporation, except in such scrub oak through ~he scopes of high-powered rifles. cepting winks and tips. Not even the great Corpora-times as these when mines lay silent, waiting for an in- They wait like lizards, for the sun to set and the desert · tion, which each year let millions of dollars ip tur-crease in the price of copper. to cool, then drive their four-wheel drives to the boo- quoise, malachite, and azurite slip through their .&

It's during such times, when the activity grinds to a ty. Interlopers are killed. barbed-wire fences. Not even, perhaps, the drug-halt, and the people sink into a kind of reptilian tor- Amid all of this, there are good people and bad peo- smugglers themselves, now an~ then intimidated by a por, that the real ·allegiance of th~e mountains sings ple, and sometimes it gets hard to tell the difference. crafty local ·into believing they are members of the out. There is no escaping the overwhelming presence I know two smugglers irr this barren cowitry: One is DEA. of Mexico, only 20 milt?S away. Lightning often taking guns into Mexico, the other is bringing Certainly not the bright and shining airplanes, flashes in the midnight, too far to thunder. desperate people out. which crash regularly into mesas that can be seen for

During such depressed times, the low planes fly I know communists here, and capitalists. I know almost a hundred miles. 4' overhead almost daily. Sometimes the planes belong poets, and bigoted roughnecks. I have met people who Certainly not the people, who pay rent to the Cor-to Immigration, searching for holes in the Cactus Cur- killed people in this hard country, and also\people who poration, waiting patiently for the mines to re-open. tain. Sometimes the planes belong to the Drug En- take in the orphans. The only craft and subtlety in this land is in the land forcement Administration, searching for drop-loads of Often, in this moonlike landscape, .a man who itself, which I saw once in full bloom, after it had marijuana. · Sometimes, the planes are full of Mexicans would break your arm for the price of a gallon of waited eight years for the sky to open. The desert or marijuana, flying especially low, looking especially muscatel would also split his last bowl of beans and looked patiently toward Mexico, and eventually the like an envoy from mysterious Mexico. chappatis with you. dark, mysterious clouds of life came rolling in. •

The make-shift landing strips of the illegal alien I was thinking today, how many allegiances we markets strip to-and-fro through the desert, insignifi- In such a context, it is the thieves who are most lov- make in our lives. How waiting for the fulfillment of a cant, like the tracks of a dead animal. ed - the 'dumpers' who trespass the mining company promise can be either a wise thing or a stupid thing.

The droppings of the marijuana planes are more pits to search for turquoise in the dead of night, the How we can use our secret. lives, sometimes to hide our disturbing, more confusing. From any highway the rustlers who drive 40 miles to the north with their sins, and sometimes to hide our courage. bales, wrapped in black plastic, can be seen. Often, headlights out just to shoot a palsied cow, and the I was thinking, how really hard it can be to tell the they sit like little buddhas, less than .il hundred feet fathers and brothers of everyone, who get sick of ig- difference, how we might never know, until, and if, ' -from the road. It is common knowledge that such a noring the black plastic bales, and march out into the the clouds roll in and the desert blooms. 0

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Minds are engines, some need tune-ups The thpught proeess is like an engine, sometimei

revving, other times idling, yet always running. The mind is a perpetual thinking machine, working day in and day out, interpreting reality, coordinating speech patterns and body movement, contemplating action, and providing the sanctity of dreams. The ability and ambiguity of the mind to apprehend, comprehend, misco~true, confuse, create, and to build up cheap analogies about itself, boggles, well .. . the mind.

In addition to this phenomenon, each individual possesses a unique mental structure. While one person may be on par with another's thoughts, the paths taken to arrive at a conclusion are inherently different. An~ getting one mind together with another mind will often be a formidable endeavor.

Returning to the engine analogy, some people ap­pear as if their minds are always running smoothly, a

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Fellow Students, My orientation to student government had a rather

smooth transition, due to the caring of personnel from the President's office. They supported me in adjusting to the duties that were not anticipated being new to ·

·student government and learning about the Board of Trustees.

The first meeting was held on December 2, 1982 in Colorado Springs. The items on the agenda were catalog changes in the schools, implement to student fees at W .S.C. and long-term disability funding. It was recommended to accept the Mutual Benefit bid. The item that seemed to ·have the greatest amount of discussion was on personal development leave and ad­ministration leave. What this would mean is that faculty members would be eligible to take personal

self-service station of rationale, checked emotions, and adept mental manipulation. Then there are other peo­ple who make one wonder if there hasn't been a wrench tossed haphazardly into the midst of the entire works, or if they are eternally stalled in traffic.

To further complicate and expand the issue, a theory propounds that the brain is divided into a left and right side, from which emanate the logical or creative forces. Domination or excessive use of one side over the other will determine an individual's tendency toward the extreme ends, or place them in a happy medium. To illustrate both of these concepts in one collective example, consider some of the so-called modern artwork, where it would appear the artist's mental wires have crossed, and run amuck. Further investigation remains as to how much creativity it takes to be logical, and vice-versa.

development leave after three years of service. Also, administrative personnel would also be able to take a leave with full or partial pay. These leaves, of course, would have to be approved by the Board of Trustees.

I felt that this first meeting was a bit overwhelming. Inspite of this, I was able to learn that this position has a possibility of input via the student trustee for all students at M S C

The next meeting was held at Mesa College on January 27 and 28, 1983. Traveling away from home can be very frightening and for me it was in the begin­ning. I'd like to thank the Mesa College staff members for all the help they gave me personally while I was in Grand Junction.

The issues that were discussed were very interesting. The report from CCHE was on the extended campus plan, Metro South. This could be the first step in mak­ing Metro a multi-institute.

The issue on merger was also discussed. The board voted against any merger at this time.

The funding for the Auraria Library was brought up by Dr. Fontera. Alternatives for funding will be discussed later.

Perhaps the pure origin of thought will never be discovered. Mental input converted to mental output is a mysterious pro<:ess. Picking the brain for its own explanation may prove futile. Mental processing is so intricate and complex there may be built-in security _. "'1 systems that scientists will never be able to penetrate. A pleasant thought.

Or, possibly, the entire integral mess can be at­tributed to semantics. Language, too, is a perversion by the mind, exiting the mouth, pen, or other orifice in an altered pattern, inevitably losing itself and its definition in the final product. All initial thoughts \ begin as abstractions, becoming concrete notions - · logical or creative, thus suffering in translation. Some suffer more than, others.

Think about it. Bill K.indelberger

It was brought up by Trustee Foster that there w~ a need for some kind of advertisement to encourage women to apply for administrative positions. This item will continue at the March meeting.

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A very important issue was to exclude the student trustee representative and the FACT representative at executive meetings. The reason for this was confiden- ~ tiality is needed and a faculty member shouldn't be making decisions about items related to faculty . .

The board decided against this exclusion so, our stu­dent representative who is Stuart Glascock will con­tinue to represe11t us at the executive meetings.

This is just a small portion of the items discussed at. these meetings. After attending these meetings, I have a positive attitude Jlbout future meetings and working with the Board of Trustees.

I hope in the future students will contact me with any issues they would like me to take to the Board of• Trustees.

Priscilla Sessions,.­Student Trustee

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·w:eature MSC expedition St. Helens bound by Larry Price

~ Some spring break. How would you like to spend a week

at the foot of Mt. St. Helens? Think about it. ·

It has been raining continually i? Washington and along the West Coast for the past several weeks. This rain,

., when combined with the ash that cov.ers the area surrounding the volcano, makes for a lot of mud. Cold mud. You would have to set up your tent and sleep in this mud.

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To add t~ your misery, you would have to eat a diet of oatmeal, granola, cold tortillas and beans, bagels and cream-cheese and canned tuna for most of the week.

Sounds real fun. Well, a group of MSC students plans

to take on these agonies and tackle Mt. -r~ St. H!llens during spring break. Four

geologists, three biologists, three zoologists, two botanists and a chemist, with one journalist thrown in, will be leaving March 18 on the 20-hour trip by van and truck to the .volcano.

The 14 students going on the expedi-~ tion are geologists Steven Wolfe, Vicki

McConnell, Randy Ogg and John Micholle; biologists Donna Beaver, Phillip Danielson and Rene Andel;

Pllobolus Dance Theatre ~~ to perform in Denver April 1, 2

The innovative and athletic Pilobolus Da~ce Theatre will perform in Denver on April 1 and 2 at the Auditorium Theatre. The group is being sponsored by Colorado Cont~mporary Dance, a local nonprofit dance presenting organization.

The Pilobolus residency, which will include a master class March 31, marks the fifth CCD presentation in its current season.

Pilobolus Dance Theatre was founded £ in 1971. The group, named after a

genus of very active phototropic fungi, pilobolus, is known for its tremendous vitality, originality, humor, its unusual way of working.

The schedule for Friday, April 1, is -; 1 "Molly's Not Dead," 1978, a humorous

piece commissioned by the American · Dance Festival; 'Elegy For The Mo­ment," 1982; and "Day Two," 1980, set to music by Brian Eno and the Talking Heads. The Saturday, April 2, perfor­mance begins with "Ciona," 1974,

1 followed by "Walklyndon," 1971, a humorous series of greetin~ and en­counters; "What Grows in Hygen's Win­dow," 1982; and "The Empty Suitor," commissioned by the 1980 Winter Olympics.

Pilobolus Dance Theatre will perform at the Auditorium Theatre, 14th and Curtis, 8 p.m., Friday and Saturday, April 1 and 2. Tickets are $14, $16, $18 and $20 at all Datatix outlets. Telephone charge customers may pur-chase tickets by calling 988-6712. For

' information about the Pilobolus master class, call Colorado Contemporary Dance, 321-6583.

zoologists Meri Walander, Jeanne Kjos and Gloria Hansen; botanists Jeanette Horrell and Bob Willard; chemist Lewis Woodford; and journalist Larry Price.

Plans for the scientific expedition to Mt. St. Heleris were first proposed last October. Originally, only one student was to go on the trip, set for Christmas break, but became of bad weather-con­ditions and the threat of possible volcanic activity, the U.S. Geological Survey said that the researcher would be not allowed into the restricted zone around the mountain.

With the extra time to raise money and plan new experiments, the expedi­tion was expanded into a full research team.

In a meeting with the Student Affairs Committee last week the total cost of the journey was said to be $4,354, of which the students had $2, 730. According to

Danielson, the committee granted the expedition 40 percent of its funds. This, combined with funds obtained from other activiti{ls, came to a total of $5,600.

MSC is the first undergraduate in-· stitution to be granted a permit to enter the restricted zone around Mt. St. Helens. The sc:ience students plan to use the opportunity to gain valuable infor­mation on the area surrounding the volcano.

The highlight of the trip, perhaps makirig all the mud and rain acceptable, will be a helicopter trip to the top of Mt. St. Helens, where the students will have a chance to observe the crater from a distinct vantage point.

Along with the experiments to be per­formed on the expedition, water, earth and air samples will be brought back to . MSC for study.

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Wolfe also plans to put together an education package from the trip, in­cluding photographs and slides taken on the expedition.

All the students going on the expedi­tion have been found to be physically and mentally fit for the trip and have been declared qualified to handle the duties expected of them.

Before leaving, every member of the expedition has been required to sign a form agreeing that the government shall not be held responsible for any harm that might come to them while in the danger zone around Mt. Saint Helens. If it should erupt while the expedition is still in the area, the expedition is, for all intents and purposes, on its own.

Everything is set to go this Friday and, with luck and good planning, we'll be back by the 25th.

Good luck, Expedition '83. 0

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Review First 'amateur hour' ·a success

by Lisa Silva

Welcome to the First Ted Mack Memorial Amateur Variety Talent Show, brought to you by the Student Activities Office and the Associated Students of MSC.

The big event took place last Friday night at Auraria's Mission in the Stuaent Center.

The performers were students from the three campus schools. Admission and balloons were free; you only had to pay for the beer. ·

The M~ion is a comfortable "bar" ~ which resembles a church hall only in -~ that the decor attempts funkiness on a .x

budget. Hanging plants and some ~ stategically placed _panelling and lJ brick floors keep the atmosphere warm, .8 and there is a roomy stage area. ~ ~bout 75 people watc~ed the show, Geryle Anderson, center, and Carla Arnold sing their winning duet as

which featured everything from folk Christine Johnson interprets it for the hearing impaired. music to jazz to burlesque comedy. The Arts D J tt C p U • al S . has even been on TV I atmosphere was friendly and casual, D ; /' et ~~n?r' o he d c1~nce Carol Brook sang ,;What I Did For and the audience was appreciative of F ~r men "-1£n;bnM' a? · on Love" from "A Chorus Line" accom-some very talented musicians. Comedy, eM' tan, manfager 0 ~ issionM. . pani~ by Jackie King on pia~o h · d h is resses o ceremorues were oru- ·

owever, was at a premmm, an muc V t d J A C · Steve Barsch and Michael Smith of it was provided by the audience. JquAe e.rmon MSanC . 0 .nn honn~r. UCD students played acoustic gw'ta~

o nn IS an 1uruor w o ·smgs • Three of the 14 acts were judged telegrams and has performed at the ~nd ~id .. an amazing version of

"outstanding," and the remaining were Comedy Store. Monique, a UCD stu- Ra~!Ude. given honorable mention by Dr. Phil dent, has performed with Robin B1ll~e Prescott of MSC sang ~ome Boxer, Dean of the School of Liberal Williams in improvisational theatre and beautiful folk songs and played guitar. ,.------------------------------ Calvin Calloway, blues singer and

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pianist, performed two numbers. Calvin is also a song writer and philosopher who ·attends CCD.

Evergreen's own hard-rocking band, "High Drive," performed original tunes to an audience .that ate it up.

There was so much going onl Then there was the woman who danc­

ed so gracefully sitting down. Ap­parently enjoying every'musical number ws Joan Reams, a· tall, striking woman in a very pretty· dress and shiny, red pumps. Joan had the beat on every song. The MSC speech communications major said she was having a good time.

"I loved Vic (Gutschalk). He's so good! I guess he w()uld be after 14 years."

Vic - who is not an amateur - is a folk/rock singer of some renown in Denver and a finance major at MSC. He sang several original songs including

"Excuse Me, Mr. President" and a bluesy "Someone Shot My Dog."

There was also a public relations man from KJJZ rounding up . talent for a• benefit on campus in April.

One act was a puzzlement. Malcom Mirth (aka Gene Edwards) is a self­described professional student. In his "30th semester" at UCO, Malcom had an unusual comedy routine - it wasn't funny. Malcom Mirth might have wow- • ed 'em in old Vaudeville - he did raise some eyebrows at the Mission - but most laughter was accompanied by groans. (What's the one thing you never say to a menopausal woihan? Oh, dry up.) (To a cancer patient? What's eating-r you?)

The audience was helpful though; people called out suggestions for. better punchlines and tried to help Malcom focus on comedy.

One member of the audience thought some of Malcom's puns went over the;"'\­heads of most people. The erudite and articulate (really) Chris Allen, who at­tends MSC, said he was enjoying the whole show, which he found "reminis­cent of the· San Francisco coffee houses of the '.60s."

A translator for the deaf was on hand , (I) throughout. Chris Johnson added to the entertainment for the hearing when she attempted to sign a variety of slang and. euphemisms.

Geryl Anderson and Carla Arnold sang a lovely duet, "Everything must _. Change With You." They "borrowed""-} ackie King from Carol Brooks to ac­company them on piano. Geryl and Carla were relieved and then delighted to have Jackie "pick up their music within ten. minut~. " They went on to win first place in the show. ·_ ._

Carla has worked in many musical productions in Denver and will be sing­ing a solo number at the Greeley Jazz Festival in April. Geryl has had exten­sive experience working in various Bon­fils musicals, including "South Pacific". He is a liberal arts major at MSC, and ' ..., Carla is majoring in psychology at UCO and is a member of that school's jazz group, The New Singers.

The evening was quite a success and the SAC hopes to make the talent show a yearly event. 0 IG Closet Writers Conference offered by DFU March 26

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Short story contest annoamced The Metropolitan is sponsoring a

short story contest. There will be two categories: students

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• Baseball teain drops record to 5-5 . with weekend· 1osses

by Tony Patino

MSC's baseball team lost a double:,_ header to the Air Force Ac~demy Satur­day, 7-2 and 11-5.

The day started bright for ~.SC as junior first-baseman Greg ~~art rip­ped a two-run homer to center With a

~man on. . . As the day stllrted getting cloudy,

however, MSC's fortunes did.the·sa!'Ile. AF A tallied five runs in the second inn­ing off senior pitcher Pat Smaldone.

The scoring was ignited· by AFA's , Kyle Skalislcy, who nailed a.si_ngle up the , middle to drive in two runs. On the. following play, an MSC thrQwing error allowed the third run to· score. A ground-rule double by Chip · Kozak brought in another run, and.Jeff Frazier singled home the fifth run. . ·

?'" The middle innin~ were a standoff,

until Kozak tripled in the seventh inn­ing. Two_ pitches later, DH Frazier tripled, scoring Kozak; After Chip Skin­ner ~ounded out, AF A's Klein singled in the seventh run. t5

In the second game, MSC's fortunes~ continued to decline. · !

AF A scored tWo runs .in the first on a g walk, a triple ·and a wild pitch. "i-

ln MSC's · sec(?nd inning, Doug g Schroeder . singled · and -Wes Beauchene f. ~lasted a hdme run· d~p to left-center to Wes Beauchene tied the game up with this swing. tie the game, 2-2. _- ,

After retiring AF A in the top of the at ·the plate, ending the rally. with his team s overall performance, third MSC's bats came.to life. Catcher AFA·wasn't out of the game, as MSC saying, "This loolcs like last year again; Brad° Acre ·~racked. . a ·two-nm homer was soon to find out. _ In the top of the we're afraid to start." after Isenhart stole second with two out. fourth,. AFA scored four runs, He feels the reason his team has lost Schroeder then singled to right. After highlighted by Kozak's homer to center- five of its last six games is because "we're' MSC loaded the bases, pinch-hitter Ran- field. . playing with no intensity and 11ot con­dy Hodges hit a blooper· to left scoring The fifth inning saw MSC trying to centrating. We're making p.hysical and Schroeder and when Nick Fisher ran a rettirn the favor. Dino Lombardi singl- mental errors." red light at third, he wa,s hung out to dry ed to renter, but John Quarton was rob- Helman said he has a talented team,

Sports Notes by Tammy Williams · , bed of a _hit by a leaping catch of his line "the best team I've seen here, but we drive by third baseman Kozak. need a few guys to really turn the team

Michael Davis led the MSC roadrun­ners to fourth place last weekend in the NAIA National Gymnastic competitions

"We give camps, clinics and play teams in Latin Amedca," she said, "and afterwards, we p~-_ ·out the Four Spiritual Laws. It's mmtonary work."

AF A finJShed the scoring in the around, we need a couple of team seventh,. making the final 11-5. leaders."

·on . Sunday, - MSC split a double- The team is heading into the toughest header with Regis College, scoring two part of its schedule, .Prompting Helman ril~ iil the seventh to win the first game to say, "If we don't turn it around here 4-3, and losiiig the nightcap 3-1, dropp- (Kansas road trip during spring break), ing its rec0rd to 5-5. we'll keep driving east, buy a farm in

l> held at Auraria. · · The MSC squad.. Davis, Andy Solis,

Michael Tschanz and Jim Dack, {jilished the meet with a score of 98.35.

In individual events, the team scored 18.45 on the floor exercises, 11.35 on the side horse, 17 .35 on the still "rin~, 12.2.5

Brown will start her training July 19 with a 10-day camp at CSU, and will begin the actual tour July 31.

Brown is expected to earn $3,200 to cover her expense$ on ·the tour. For more information, contact Pat Johnson

Coach Bill .Helman was disappointed Kansas, and stay there." 0

-:,-- on the parallel bars, 8.80 on .the high bar and 30.15 on the vault, which was Davis' best competition. He scored a total of 7. 95 points in this event for his squad.

"We expected it to be one-on-one with Stout," MSC Coach Kevin Labbe' said,

~ but his team finished in front of Stout. Osh Kosh College took first, La Crosse

second, Fort Hayes third, MSC fourth and Stout fifth.

Chuck Smith won the coach ·of the year award.

r:.- Carol Brown, a lellior member of the MSC Roadrunners volleyball team, has been chosen by Athletes "in." Action to travel around Latin America to play volleyball and spread the teachin~ of Christ.

"I think that it's an honor that I got • this," she said.

at 629-3145. . "It's amazing to . me how well the

school can do ldter it's done well," Brown said, "After Nationals; it all comes back .. " ·

MSC's wonien vanity tennis team will play-l\egis in a scrimmage match March ll.at.2:30 p.m., the site to be announced. · The MSC men's va~ty tennis team will ope_n the season with a home match agaimt the Air Force Academy March 16 _at 2 p.ai. · · The MSC outdoor track t~ will

MSC will ~t a~ tournament start its season March 19 with the Col­under its belt with the RC?Clcy Mountain orado School of Mines Invitational and Freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestling will . CQmpete in the Colorado College tourney March 24-26: ·. · Invitational March 26 at CC.

To qualify ~or this ~mpetition, one ·· ·MSC's women's softball team will must be a high school ·athlete and a play· an assortment of games over the member of the United States Wrestling riext t\vo ·weeks. It will be MSC vs. Fedemtion. · · · Snow·College at Mesa at 1 p.m. March

The top finishers of the tourney will 19; MSC vs. Mesa March 19 at 3 _p.m. qualify for an expe~~paid spot in a and M~uch 20 at 11 a.m., both will be special USWF development camp to be played at Mesa; MSC vs. Colorado State held July 3-8. . : . Univ~rsity at 1and3 p.m. at CSU; MSC

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calendar CONTINUING EVENTS

Emmanuel Gallery· Metropolitan State Stu­dent Exhibit will be held through April 1. For gallery hours call 629-8337.

Aurarla Ubrary Qallery· Photography Ex­hibit with works by Gary Emrich. Barbara Houghton and Ron DIRlto wlll be held through Aprll 8.

Creativity: Storytelllng, a conference to be held March 18 and ~9 at St. Cajetan's., For more Information call 629-2717.

Wednesday, March 16 MSC, CCD Fiim seri .. presents "Star Trek" In the Student Center Room 330. Show times are 12:15. 2:15. 4:1·5 and 7:15.

"A Quest tor Peace: Empowerment tor Disarmament" • a lecture by Danie! Berrigan. S.J. today at Regis College Fieldhouse. at 7:30 p.m.

Denver Center Cinema presents "The Best Years of OUr Lives" at 7:30 p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Thursday, March 17 . "Thia World Ethlcl" Is a seminar being held today at St. Francis Interfaith Center from noon to 1 p.m. Efrown bag lunches welcome.

MSC, CCD Fiim Serles presents "Star Trek" In the Student Center, Room 330. Show times are 12:15, 2:15, 4:15 and 7:15.

MSC Language and Culture lnatttute has announced the Seventh Annual Summer Program to Mexico. A reception for the ln­stlMe Alumnl and those Interested In learn­ing more abOut the program Is being held today at 4 p .m. at St. Francis Interfaith Center. For more Information call 629-3078.

"A Quest tor Peace: Empowerment tor Dllarmament"· a lecture by Daniel Ber­rigan, S.J . today at Loretta Heights College Center for Performing Arts. 7:30 p.m.

Denver Center Cinema presents "The Soft Skin" at 6:45 p.m. and "Moona and

- Nanook" at 9 p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

MSC Drug Alcohol/Stop Smoking Clinic will be held today from 5 to 6:30 p.m. In the ASC 151 . For more Information call 629-3185.

lrlsh Debaten and lrllh Music, 1 p .m. at St. Cajetan's.

Friday, March 18 Simple Breakfast today at Interfaith Center from 9 to 11 a .m.

Story Telllng Conference today at St. Ca­Jetan's from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. For more In­formation call 629-2717.

Lonllne11 Workshop wlll be held today from 1 to 4 p.m. at Interfaith Center. For more Information call 623-2340.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Grand Hotel" at 7 p .m. and "Glorifying . the American Girl" at 9 p .m. For ticket Informa­tion call 892-0983.

Saturday, March 19 Joi? Seeking Skllll Workshop for people with dlsabllltles will be held today from 8 a .m. to 5 p .m. In the Science Bulldlng, Room 109. For more Information call 629-3300.

Story Telllng Conference will be held to­day at St. Cajetan's from 9 a .m. to 10 p .m. For more Information call 629-2717..

The Pedlatrtc Program ot The Denver Birth Center presents a free seminar, "Dlsclpllne So Everyone Wins" held today from 10 a.m. to noon at Mercy Medical Board Room. Reservations required, call 831-6122.

Club Calendar MSC AMATEUR RADIO CLUB will hold a meeting every Thursday at 4 p.m. In the South Classroom. 205.

HISTORY CLUB AND PHI PSI will sponsor a lecture on Ireland Wednesday, March 16 at 3 p .m. In WC 268. Refreshments will follow the lecture In the History Dept. office, WC 263. Students, faculty and staff welcome. For more Information call 629-3114.

DATA PROCESSING MANAGEMENT ASSOCIATION wlll meet Tuesday, Aprll 12. at 7 p .m. In Student Center Room 330. Prof. John Soma will speak on "Computer Law."

ASSOCIATION FOR COMPUTING MACHINERY will hold a programming con­test on Saturday, March 26 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. In the Academic Computer Center. SC 124. For more Information call 629-3169.

ACCESS will hold meetings on Tuesdays In SO 113 and Wednesday In SO 142. For

- more Information call 329-8255.

INTER·VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP wlll hold Bible Studies on Monday and Tues­day at noon, Wednesday at 10 a .m. and Thursday at 3 p .m. For more Information call 629·3330.

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.. Denver Center Cinema presents "The Long, Long Troller" and "The Funny Fac­tory' ' at 1 :30 p.m.. "Glorifying the American Girl" at 5 p.m .. "Fahrenheit 451" at 6:45 p.m. and "The Soft Skin" at 9 p.m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Sunday, March 20 Denver Center Cinema presents "The Long, Long Troller" and "The Funny Fac­tory" at 1 :30 p.m .. "Grand Hotel" at 4:30 p .m .. "The Bride Wore Black" at 6:30 p.m. and "Fogrenhelt 451" at 8:30 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Tuesday, March 22 Job S..kera Workshop wlll be held today from 3 to 5 p.m. Call Batchler and Associates at 861-7332 for reservations.

Denver Center Cinema presents ''Woman In American Fiim" (Lecture) at 6:30 p.m. and "this Gun for Hlre"at 7 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

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Denver Center Cinema presents "Forbid­den Games" at 7 p.m. and "The Bride Wore Black" at 9 p .m. For ticket Informa­tion call 892-0983.

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Saturday, March 26 African Psychology will be a seminar held today 9 a.m. to 3 p .m. at st. Cajetan's. For more Information call 629-2935.

Denver Center Cinema presents "The Rus­sians are Coming" and "The Barber Shop" at 1 :30 p.m., " Ziegfeld Follies" at 4:45 p .m., "Stolen Kisses" at 7 p.m. and "Nlnotchka" -at 9 p .m. For ticket Information call 892-0983.

Sunday. March 27 Denver Center Cinema presents "The Rus­sians are Coming" and "The Barber Shop" at 1:30 p .m .. "Anna Christle" at 4:30 p .m .• "Mississippi Mermaid" at 6:15 p.m. and "stolen Kisses" at 8:30 p.m. For ticket Infor­mation call 892-0983.

Publlc Safety Seit Deren .. Clo .... will be held today from 3:30 to 6:30 p.m. In the gym. For more Information call 629-3145.

Monday. March 28 llluet forum today at Interfaith Center from noon to 1 p .m. FQr more Information call 623-2340.

Tuesday, March 29 Tea on Tuesday will be held at the Inter­faith Center from 2 to 3 p.m. For more Infor­mation call 623-2340.

MSC DNg Alcohol/Stop Smoking Cllnlc will be held today from 5 to 6:30 p.m. and "The Moon Is Blue" at 7 p .m. For ticket In­formation call 892-0983.

Wednesday. Maret- 30 MSC, CCD Fiim sert .. presents "Ordinary People" In the Student Center. Room 330. Show times are 12:15, 2:15. 4:15 and 7:15.

Denver Center Cinema presents "Hearts and Minds" at 7:30 p .m. For ticket Informa­tion call 892-0983.

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MY BELOVJ;D 197.f ·AUDI Fox. $1,200. 695-6389 3-16

KAWASAKI 1981 K2-440 LTD, Black, low mileage, mint. Condition. $1400 negotiable. 534-2111 days, 238-1982 nights, weekends. 3-16

SERVICES PROFESSIONAL WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY quality work, reasonable prices. 360-0149. ' 3-16

PRESCRIP110N EYEGLASSFS MADE: Present a valid student ID for 30 percent off on complete prescription eyeware. ROTC cadets receive 40 percent off with proof of cadet status. Call Visual Effects at 744-333.5. 4-20

NEED ADVICE? But afraid to ask Mom. Try Rent-a-Moml Totally confidential (no names) motherly advice regarding your problems. Reasonable and relatively painless. Call 321-8732 for appointment. 3-23

TYPING - $1.50 to $2.00 per double-spaced page. Twenty-five years experience. Capitol Hill loca­tion. If you've been up all night and it's due today C911377-3888. 5-4 EXPERT TYPING done at reasonabie prices. All material carefully proof read for accuracy and grammar. Call Judy days at 373-7555, or evenfn~ at 850-7898. 3-24

TYPING. $1 per double spaced page until Aprill, then $USO. Elise Hakes, l~ Franklin St., #9M, Denver, CO 80218. 832-4-400. 3-16

REPAIRS, ALTERATIONS, original garments. can sew itl Call Jayne at 722-4494.

OVERSEAS JOBS - Summer/year round. Europe, S. Amer., Australia, Asia. All fields. $500 to •1200 monthly. Sightseeing. Free info. Write IJC Box 52-CO 2 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625.

IMPROVE YOUR CRADFSI Research catalog -306 pa~ - 10,278 topics - Rush $1 to Box 25097C, Los Angeles, CA 90025. (213) 477-8226. 5-4

TRAVEL/STUDY: Interested in cooperative , travel/study in New England? Or 19-day tour of

China and Orient? For information call Fletcher Associated, 692-9634. · 3-16

CAREERS, mass market yours thru Operations Research Int'l job strategy. Details "toll free 1-800-421-3217. 4-13

TYPING/WORD PROCESSING - Ten years ex­perience, fair prices, accurate. Washington Park location: Call 698-2531 after 4:00 p.m. 3-30

TERM PAPERS, theses, and resumes typed with a professional touch. Reasonable rates. Holly's Secretarial 426-0060. 5-4

ALASKAN SUMMER JOBS: Free information. Canneries to oilfield. Send SASE to A.J.S., Box 40235, Tuscon, Ari7.ona 85717. Immediate reply! 4-27

INFORMATION, RFSEARCH, INDEXING, llst compilation. Barbara Nicovich, M.L.S. 10 years profemonal experience. 690-5736. · 4-13

WORD PR<>a!:SmNG - Papers and reports, graphics - pie, bar, line 3D charts - affordable, competitive prl<JI!!, 10 percent discount with valid AHEC ID - training for Wordstar and CP/M. Call Mighty Byte, 758-7231, M-F 8-5. · 3-16

HOUSING TO RENT: Large one-bedroom apartment close to campus. Brand new renovation. t300 includes utilities. 623-8108.

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TO ' RENT: 3-bedroom duplex . Carpeted throughout. $450. 623-8108. 3-16

ATI'ENTION ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS! Studio work and rehearsal space available for as low as $100. Convenient City Park location. 320-0457.

FOR RENT - 4-bedroom, unfurnished house. 1 Y1 baths, Iv. w/fireplace, large dr, new kitchen, clean beautiful carpet. Close to campus and bus line, 32nd and Vallejo .. $510/month plus deposit - call after 6 p.m. 321-7696 or 377-5114 and ask for Tom or Lee. CHARMING SECOND FLOOR. VICTORIAN BUFFET. $185. Balcony, hardwood floors, laun­dry facility, security building, manager on premises. 26th and Stout. 320-0457.

HELP WANTED T.V.'s NEEDEDI College for Living needs donated T.V.'s for use in its new computer-aided instruc­tion program with developmentally disabled adults. Persons interested In donating a T.V. should call the College for Living Office at 629-2917. TELEPHONFS - Temporary, need men and women for short-term project. Afternoon and evening shifts. Good hourly wages. No solicitation. Good working conditions. Call Pat at 893-1755 from 9 to 11 a.m. or 2 to 4 p.m. 3-16 PATIENTS WANTED for investigational gas permeable (breathing) contact lerues designed to reduce light sensitivity, burning, stinging and spec­tacle blur. Modest fee conforming to CFR 21 812. 7B. Call 825-2500. 3-30 -

PERSON~ J,J., MY DE\ll BELOVED friend. I send my heart ID )'OU. I care. I stand beside you now, and shall not go away. D .E.H. A spider's web -Holds many drops of dew But does not break

-A'ITENTION UNATIACHED LADIFS - If you like rock music and quJet evening1, call me and give It a shot, 322-4965.

fRANQ\ !DIUn' ABOUf that £at lip ori Thunday nii#if:. Got carried away after not seeing you all week. Because I want you to be happy, I may seem cold at times. We both have so many dreams to fill. Cypher. 3-16

WINNING THE JOB RACE - Cmette with lastest job landing techniques for career positions after college. Send $7.95. Barclays, 6801 S. Yosemit~C07 . Englewood, CO. 80112. 3-16

HOMOSEXUALS - Do you want to change? Call Family Life Center at 388-4411, ext. 193. 3-30

IN IEIAI..F OF GROUP ff in MGT400, we cmgratulate_ our presid11nt Ms. Jane Lopez for winning the Outstanding Management Graduate Award for this year. Group (14. • 3-16 -

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SPRING.BREAK NEED TRANSPORTATION? Wilson Driveaway lnc. has many vehicles to major cities throughout the U.S., many with gas allowance. Call 233-4026 3-16

SURFACE LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. If you're an Intellectually inclined Japanese .woman under 35, I'd love to talk with you. I'm a Caucasian buslnesmlan and writer, 36, interested in history ~asslcal music, humanistic psychology, more. Ran~ dy, 789-3'1:75. . 3-16

M.C. GARDNER - Would you like to reap seeds sown long ago? Meet me in the Student Center to­day or tomorrow between 12 and 2. It could be in­teresting. Reverend. 3-16

DUSTY AND CHRIS, did you go to Arizona too? Give me a call. Diane, 343-3137.

MAGICIAN NEEDm FOR video tape prodw:tion. Contact Gary Emrich, MSC Fine Arts Dept. 3-16

Anyone witnessing traffic accident Involving police car at 9th and Larimer 3/8/83 at 2:30 please call Public Safety Sgt. Ferguson x3'1:74.

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