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THE WASHEHGTOH BEBAID SOTDA Y JTTSB 13 f 6 1 W 1S09 U i H THE WASHINGTON HERALD PubEiked Every Mornlnf in the Yeir by THE WASHINGTON HERALD COMPANY Publication Office 734 FIFTEENTH STREET NORTHWEST Entered aeooaddus matter October 5 1996 at the IKMIKJM at WaAIastim D OL under act of- Cosyna of Much 3 1379 SCOTT C BONE Editor T l pnoce Main 3300 PrUite Branch Eicbsn eJ- SnbscrJptlon Rates by carrier or Mall Dtlly and Sunday 80 cents per month Daily and SBBday 800 per without Sunday 40 cents per taonta- DaDy Without Scday ttSO per year guwUr wJthoot dilly JZW Per No attention will paid to anonymous contributions and no communications to the editor win be printed ezcept over the name of the writer Manuscripts offered for publication will be returned if unavailable but stamps should be sent with the manuscript for that purpose All communications intended for this newspaper whether for the dally or tht Sunday issue should be addressed to TIlE WASHINGTON HBRALD Kcw York BepresestatlTe 3 C WILBERD1NQ SPECIAL AGENCY Brunswick BuildingS Chicago RepresenUUre BAUNARD BRAN BAM Boyce BUildingS SUNDAY JUNE 13 1909 LET YOUR PAPER FOLLOW YOU The Washington Herald will be mailed upon request to subscribers leaving the city during the summer months Change of address will be made as frequently as desired of such change should give both the old and new address Notify your carrier or newsdealer- or telephone direct to The Wash- ington Herald 734 ISth nw The subscription rate In the same out of town as In the city Delicious Indecision The always Interesting Mr Lorimer Is delightfully and deliciously undecided whether to remain yet a while in the House of his frieads or to fly to the raster but for a time at least mor subdued honors higher up to which fate has assigned him and kind fortune fur nished him passports To go now or in the indefinite future that Is the question agitating the soul of the good Mr Lorimer Standing with not quite reluctant feet where the brook and river meet he would not go back be hesitates to go forward yet withal he cannot tarry there for Behind him stretch green pastures wherein he has browsed those maay moons and to good purpose too He is of the rod carnation clan he sltteth at the right hand of Uncle Joe and has bean wont to bask lavishly in the sunshine of that benign rulers most generous pleasure No nephew has been more genuinely loved no fullgrown member of the inner that Inhabit the holy of holies has stood nearer the throne Parting- In these circumstances is sorrow albeit It may be generously sweet and unspeak ably alluring In its final analysis And there the north end of the Capitol what awaits the gentle soul of Mr Lorimer A place in the back row a meek and lowly footstool amid the seats of the mighty There for period he is to be seen and not heard He is to listen digest assimilate he is to read Jurt his point of view as a Congressman- He must not be ndgety he is at all times to keep his shir er toga on and not for get the august honor lately conferred upon him but which he Is by no means to be permitted to realize suddenly or with marked degree of outward en- thusiasm No wonder Mr Lorimer hesitates and dreams in retrospect those dear old House dreams again Back of him Is a game he knows full well before Is something vaguely beautiful but cold and calm and dignified there will be no Uncle Joe there and nobody will call him Billy any more after he has prefixed Senator to his name There never has been but one Senator Billy from HH note and in all probability there never will be another Perplexed and sorely tried Mr Lor imer He caR and he H will and he wont Senator Stone recently expressed very great admiration for Mr Bryan and the last issue of the Commoner protests complete confidence in Senator Stones sincerity and honesty of purpose In other respects however it seems to be all off between them Nsval Engineering Preserved- It is an agreeable and promising sign of the rescue of naval engineering from the decadence which has something more than merely threatened it In the last ten years that the newly appointed Engineer Inchief of the Navy Rear Admiral Hutch I Cone has been Instrumental In having promulgated from the Navy De partment a general order which estab lishes a system of practical training of Junior naval omcers In the Important profession which has to do with the construction and maintenance of the motive power of ships of war It does not require a scientist in the art of naval warfare to appreciate that the speed of war ships has an intimate vital relationship with the efficiency In battle afloat Anything which contributes to that quality is quite as Important as accuracy of lire The navy has In recent years suf- fered the less of trained engineers who formed the oja engineer corps and who took an interest and had occasion- to retain an Interest In naval engineer- ing have been passing to the list Few officers have come to take their places It 5aa well enough to talk glibly of taking the battle ships from Hampton Roads to San Francisco without naval engineers but that achievement was pos- sible only because such men as Cone who was the fleet engineer were with the ships The decision to establish a course of instruction at the Naval Acad emy which shall be supplemented by practical work at other places where the facilities exist for the education of naval engineers is one of the most Important actions taken by the head of the Navy as Car- D 7 year 0 be i I not- ices st long circlethey aheadIn a any andwell ont h eo Its de- sign Those retired I t ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Department In many years Itils nOt new Idea but It Is something to that at last success has crowned the ef- forts of those sagacious officers of the Navy who have appreciated the need of trained naval engineers and of the means of that training Many a college graduats cannot read his Latin diploma says a contemporary Not an Insurmountable obstacle on the roadway to success In after life however Our Tailor President The rehabilitation of Andrew Johnsons memory has been undertaken by a group of Tennesseeans who feel that there is something worth remembering In the ca- reer of the tailor President His final resting place has not been neglected for It is denoted by a handsome monument and the adjacent grounds have been transformed into a national cemetery which Is In care of the government But his partisans fear that he has not that place In the hearts of his countrymen to which he is entitled by reason or what one of thorn describes as the good that he accomplished They naturally desire that the country shall come to a better understanding of President Johnsons character and of his actual achievement In the high office to which he was unex- pectedly called by the assassination of Lincoln Certainly It were better that the worthier part of a Presidential career should be remembered than that his name should be wholly covered with obloquy Therft are doubtless many people living who are firmly convinced that Johnsons occu pancy of the White House was the most disgraceful episode in our national his tory The judgment of history and even that of many of Johnsons contem- poraries has considerably modified this estimate Johnson had many grave faults he committed serious errors of judgment and discretion and he failed altogether to carry forward to a conclu sion the reconstruction policy upon which Lincoln bad embarked yet as time goes ay we see that he was nearer right on the main Issues than those who actually framed the constructive policies of the day His Impeachment can hardly be by any American of the present day as anything but a fearful exhibition- of partisanship the consequences of which were very unhappy The official acts for which he was impeached would nowadays pass unquestioned save by bigoted partisans and we now look upon those few Republicans who withstood party pressure and saved the country from a crowning disgrace as truer patri ots than those who attempted to wreak vengeance on the Chief Executive Whether any other man could have piloted the nation unerringly through the stormy period of reconstruction wilt al- ways be one of our moot historical ues tloas Admirers of Lincoln North and South are fain to believe he would have been able to mold the course of events into humaner and wiser forms by virtue of his unusual qualities f leadership James Ford Rhodes one of our most judicious historians has recorded the opinion that no man was so well fitted for the work of reconstruction whereas the task of leadership fell to one who of all men in public life was least fitted it Edwin M Stanton thought that If Mr Lincoln bad lived he would have had a bard time with his party as he would have been at odds with It on reconstruc- tion Yet Lincoln would av kept on better terms with Congress than a Pres- ident of the Johnsonian temperament and might eventually by persuasion conces- sion and compromise have brought about party unity upon a reconstruction policy that would have been a model of statecraft to quote Mr Rhodes again Success however ia the unfortunate of circumstances and was impossible tor Johnson though his original motives were commendable and his outlook In the right direction There was too much vindictiveness and partisanship at both ends of the Avenue Though the main policy of his admin- istration failed it if we may be hove Hugh McCulioch Johnsons Secre- tary of the Treasury an honest aad clean administration casting no dis- credit upon the national honor John son himself was of unblemished per sonal Integrity and his patriotism was strong and unfailing He rendered Im portant services to the Union cause for which he suffered in person and Perhaps it will do no harm occa- sionally to forget the unhappy swing around the circle the quarrels with Congress and all the rest of It to dwell upon the better personal side of this uncultured Tennessee statesman There have been worse men than Andy John son In seats of authority The Marine Band and the White House lawn have reeffected a Saturday after- noon community of Interest much to the delight of their many friends Immigration and Labor Objection has been raised by certain leaders of organized labor in this coun try to a policy of the National Bureau of Immigration on the theory that It may stimulate the arrfWls from abroad to the detriment o wageearners in the United States This protest is due either to a misconception of facts or to an from its original purpose of the activities of that bureau from the mere guidance of wouldbe American citizens to their wholesale Invitation The original intention of this policy as it was put Into operation by Secretary Straus was to Jessen the concentration of immigrants In the ports of arrival on the Atlantic seaboard That was an ad mitted and growing evil notably in New York City There had been enacted al- ready legislation penalizing the artificial stimulus of immigration by the agents or steamship companies who were work ing for commissions on steerage passages sold without regard to the future wel fare of their poor clients or to the Inter ests of this country The result was an increased congestion of foreign labor In Eastern centers of population the growth of unwholesome competition in insani tary sweatshops and spread of the ills Inevitable to poverty crowded in At the same time there was crying need of labor in the agricultural regions lit the South and West which led to the formation of employment agencies kn wc re- garded g fo com- bination tempera- ment prop- erty ex- pansion a tene- ments I was ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ < ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ = at the seapprtelij whose operations ere exIled Into question by labor organizar tlons V The eending abroad of agents by the Immigration Bureau armed with Infor- mation as to the most desirable destina- tions in this country was designed solely for the guidance not for tne encourage- ment of foreigners who had determined already to cross the Atlantic to improve their condition Most of the determined exodus ot this character was altogether desirable being fitted physically by an cestry and training for farm work and needing chiefly to be directed as to in land routes and destination upon their arrival in order p become of benefit not only to themselves but to agricultural productiveness This policy was indeed of such obvious benefit that It was ques- tioned by some foreign governments notably that of Italy whore the hardy native population of the northern prov- inces not the offscourings of seaports was being depleted The railways of this country perceived that their interest lay in cooperation and one result was the sale of through tickets and the transfer of foreign arrivals from steerage to train without their exposure to the ex- pense and the temptations incident to direct landing In such centers as New York Boston or Philadelphia If this plan in its practical operation has n fact resulted in the encouragement of Im- migration it has been diverted sadly from Its original purpose which was commended at Its outset by priests and other philanthropists of the races con- cerned At the same time the rigid inspection and rejection of undesirable immigrants as exemplified in the recent sending back of seventyfive arrivals in a single steamship Is to be commended The en- forcement of this policy should be rigid because the return journey of those re jected is at the expense of the steamship company That plan if efficiently carried out makes costly the artificial stimula- tion of such traffic From the impressive statement of Count Ladisleus Szechenyl we gather that his wife has no desire to be pre- sented at court but that she can enter the sacred portals the minute she wants to So there you gossips says the MM waukee Free Press Which seams be the same thing differently aad more pe Utely expressed Being Democrat Is a state f mind says the New York World Hum Who was It said The mind doth shape itself to its own wants and caR bear all things Senator Gore it Is claimed received his first inspiration to go to the United States Senate from reading th Record says the Oklahoma Times As we have heretofore reatarkad Senator Gore Is a truly rdotarkabie MaD After decade or e af prohibition Maine Is about to erect a Mae for Debit ual drunkards The drug store budaaM in that State must be about the moot profitable thing ever The election of Lorbaer to the Senate- is an unanswerable argument In favor of popular election of Senators says the Peerless paper Not ta the pfefloso phy of Albert J Hopkins we strenuously suspect Read philosophy only while your wife is dressing says Dr Depew Does the good doctor soak to confine the wisdom of this world to the Benedicts ajoae Everybody talks too much says the Rome Ga TribuneHerald And then discusses its own proposition for a col- umn or so in order to prove it A New York audience Is reported to have listened to one of Emma Ge4dxaans orations giving her earnest and respectful attention It must have been very depressing to Emma Senator Aldrich has the vary highest regard for Senator La Foilette and would not not for the world say any- thing in disparagement of him never Still Senator Aldrich feels of course that Senator La Follette probably was very much given to rocking the boat when lad Aldrich wins on every vote read the headlines the morning after the Axing up of the wool schedule and a few other things Oh yes the Senate has a head of its own I And It is a Rhode Island head all right Nobody In Washington has gone so far as to frame a bill making it a crimi- nal offense to be a consumer says the Chicago RecordHerald Perhaps It was to save the consumer this distressing em barrassment that Senator Lodge abol- ished him altogether Good Deacon Callahans friends the enemy seem habitually to forgot that he has more lives than a cat While we by no means advocate a practical of the suggestion it really ap pears that nothing short of a Catling gun will ever transform him Into a sore enough good deacon Nature fakers will do well to wait for the onedollarperword version we think before handing the colonel his too strong To be strictly up to the minute forced to conclude that a political platform is something to stand front under Why do great men shoot monkeys inquires the Richmond TimesDispatch- The TimesDispatch does not want that information ardently enough to prompt- It to walk right up to a certain person and ask him to his face While nobody has ever roan a sea serpent really everybody Is able to see the point in the average seaserpent not get married excess advises Mark Twain And how much is to excess gentle reader Marrled men not allowed to guess Penrose advises the wool men to change their business says the Phila- delphia North American The wool men will probably be polite enough not to in kind Clearly enough Mr Smoot is entitled to all the overflow attaching to Mr Al dricha presentday glory Politicians and the People From the Boston Trtntcript Politicians invariably overestimate po- litical effects The great body of the peo- ple regardless of occupation or calling want to see what is essentially the thing done to s very a ap- plication we- ar storyDo girlsto re- ply a Congres- sional ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A LITTLE NONSENSE A EIUEF EFFORT The poet warbles of the strand The sandy dUne There are not many rhymes at hand For June He cant produce a wordy lay Or lengthy rune There are not many rhymes today For June And so the poet curbs betimes His little tune Alas there are not many rhymes For June Knew His Bis I have secured an appropriation said the new Congressman to dredge Ooze Creek But Ooze Creek Is of no use to any- body Then Ill seoure an appropriation rto have the darn creek filled up An Innovation At a recent commencement a haughty girl graduate swept off the stage Wei that was a practical thesis Djd any graduate demonstrate the cooking of a steak How Jokes Are Made All the worlds a stage remarked the party of the first part But youre no matinee Idol retorted the party of the second part- I wish I had an understudy to do my work said the party of the third part And the moral is that you can evolve any kind of a joke front such a starter- A Mean Man She said her fortune was her face Responded That poverty Was no disgrace More Exciting Women like masterful men Yes Its more fun to bOss that kind Among Women Why worry about the QhUdrenT I cant help It But my dear you are hurting your game of bridge A Brooklyn Handicap Something new in Bredklyn How new Going to have a baby carriage Mara- thon DANGER TO PROTECTION Its Principle in Peril as Result of Senate Spectacle Pm FUUdeHiWa Xcclfc Awskaa The whole country is a convert to pro- tection Our honest belief is that the great thinking majority would not have the rates limited only to the difference between the cost of home and foreign production plus a reasonable profit AH who wish as ardently as we do to safeguard aad perpetuate the protective principle would advocate the addition of a duty sufficient for insurance The pe- riods between the passage of tariff bills are more or less extensive There should be allowance for changing conditions Until we become civilized enough to ea- tabUsA a noBpoHQcal tariff commission the customs razes i auli be slightly higher than by scientific onion latkms in order to make for the stability of commerce But when we study the requirements of the nation for revenue our Increasing needs for foreign markets aad the grow- ing oppression of the trusts upbuilt by excessive tariff rates and then read richs ultimatums that the consumer is a myth and that any Senator who deco plead fur faithkeeping with the platform and pledges of the President shell be read- out of the party we fear the coming of a popular revolt that wit sweep away not only the Republican bourbons but the whole fabric of the protective system ia indtscriminating anger There have been displays before now of error and arrogance by Aldrich and bis like Never such as this His good friend TiUiaan told the truth ia Jon when he called Aldrich the boldest buccaneer of them alt His latest declaration is a boast that this administration must bow to his tation or display utter impotence if It attempts to block his orders He gives forth a direct challenge to the President sad a contemptuous warning to the all Moas who elected Taft President What the political effort of this flout- ing of pledges and perfidy to the people will be we do not know Our disgust is such that we do not greatly care But far greater than our concern about the party complexion of the next congress is our fear that the real honest equitable prosperitybreeding and Industryfoster tag principle of protection will be endan- gered by the tyrannical and dishonorable course of the present Republican Tariff Coraml sion the Remedy FJwa the Bostoe HeraM The disruption of party lines the threat of new party alignments the possibility- of a national political overturn Incident to the complications over the tariff all constitute a warning against the con- tinued partnership of the tariff and Frequently It has been urged from the point of view of commercial Interest in the schedules that the tariff problem should be divorced from politics It is no toss important that the polities of the country should be treed from the menace of tariff entanglements The tariff prob- lem should be turned over to a nonparti san commission and In its prac tical relations to the commercial and in dustrial welfare of the country Then Congress and parties could direct their at- tention to other Questions of national Importance questions which need what th tariff Is not receiving statesmanship On the Contrary From Dayton Ken If there is one thing more than an other says the Augusta Herald liable to make a fellow harbor uncharitable thoughts it surely Is to see an article he wrote credited to some other fellow who pirated it dont know about that We have written a great many we would like to see credited to our THE LOST I was tImid aad III at I homed a sort of ramMtag And a Mad of warning wheeze- I knew not what trade agr dsaaffrar Nor hat he had strode car wham I heard a bombikttea Like the soazxl vt the mock of Donut It flooded the crimson twfflcht Like the cr rf f a rending And I ky on the bvrafeg asphalt With the motor scream 07 thIgh It qsktcd tries and moaning Like a SUB who scoida his wife It rccmed as i Bdln smashup That wooM speedily end my life It linked all 07 ad bruises perfect AM It rumbled and whizzed sod gaggled As if it would came ajala I haTe sought but I seek it tainlr The reason for that great sousd That came from the soul of the motor As it threw me on the ground It may be a firstclass Could being such sound to men And t may be that only In nightmares X shall hear that assin- Cwnbn la Hazaaiv I II lie the I Aid cite pol- ities treated the W ene- mies CAn roll day In the tDmIftn For flat breaks coo earthquake noise Wens required leader- ship S Ssatzd use sky late rule a ¬ ¬ ¬ > ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ DIPIOBOGHS WHAT IT WAS Enllshtment on a Subject that HAS Troubled Mankind Earn the New York Sue Tire sovereigns of America regarding with stupefaction the prizes which the Thane of Skibo Is bestowing upon tIm sovereigns of Europe are a aerated point We lay at tholr feet such Pdflf Information as Is required of- T Ue Bottar the SvsSIr As ao ese ef- cKtna to W e Ute merit courage m bite What is A DipkdeoKf a F S- Sa J HM 9 The DiptsdoetiSj or Doubfobar was a satiroped dinosaur by profession Save iu the slight eccentricity if eccentricity it be of wearing the rant of the ischta straight not expanded distally sad of having yvMk deatiUon probably a the result of biting off more than it could tow it seam to hove bae In the same precinct with tile rout of Its tribe What then was a common ordinary dinosaur Sometimes it was as big as all out of doors Sometimes it was no bigger than a chicken or Mr Carnegie Sometimes It weighed twentyftwe tons met half of the Pittsbnrir Tolstoys fight- Ing weight when he Is full of moral in digiMtioa over rebates or the duties on steel and iron It could weep Hke a crocodile or like the Thane deploring war or hearing that his offer to buy the PhlKpplnes bad been refused It had saltatory on which it danced the Htetand fling and caowfel crests with the motto I Got Alt There IsIt was a brother of the ostrich that delicate lAd diplomatic bird Sometimes it was a horn and blew It so that the eternal hills had gooseflesh and the citadels of protection had to be propped up Often Its prominent feature was the size of its head gtaoertis megaionia- niacus It was as ranch at home and Seat as popular oa water as on land It usually crept but sometimes stood oa Its Mad legs and It had prehensile claws even on its tees Like that of the pterosaurians Its char- acter was reptilian and yet In many respects it was a bird It was a carnivore and a vegetarian presumably eating grass for the sake of dying poor I short the DipJodeetis it we may Judge by its brothers and sisters was a gifted and being suffered to grow up fe those wild Jurassic ages that in the fullness of time it night be a memento and memorial of another unusual and gifted betas la the hearts the courts and the museums of Europe RIGHT AND JUSTICE Issues Involved in the of the Indianapolis News Fran the Bkmhuhitn AseHecaM The case started by President Roosevelt against the Indteaaaolis News has been adjourned to October 11 and a speedy determination of the issue cannot be haG The case comes up in Indianapolis through an application of the Attorney General of the United States to a Fedora Sedge for the extradition to Washington of the owner and the editor of the News That paper had printed a story concerning the division of the 4fc- fiOMM that country paid for Freacn rights in the PaaanM Canal The great question at Scone does not se much relate to the truth or falsity of the report published by the News as it does to the right of the Federal govern- ment to snatch a saaa sway wader an ancient ber Maryland statute to be tried la Washington for discussing public or any other matter The question is tWo Shalt a or any other be tried where the offense was committed haters a Jury of his neighbors or shall he be extradited- at the caprice of a Roosevelt to Wash- ington to be there tried before a Jury he does not know anything at all about Ever since the days of Magna Charta pIe of our race and language have been tried by a jury of the vicinage but Rooseveklstb iow says that an American be extradited to Washington from any pert of this broad country even from Alaska or the Phtttppiaes to be tried un- der the shadow of the Capitol by perhaps the servants or exservants of the Federal service This is the issue that will come before- a Federal judge next October and It the Roosevelt contention be sustained no newspaper proprietor editor or reporter who discusses Federal questions or of- fends a Federal administration would be safe from extradition at the hands of a Federal district Judge The governor of the State would no longer be a The rule la favor of a trial at ORes home would be abolished and every mans liberty would to ao small extent rest in the hands of the Federal admin tsiratioa The tUne for the repeal of that ancient Maryland statute inherited from the star chamber days of 1457 and the despotic Henry VII has fully come has fortunately ao Laud else ladled torture might be revived la tae trials planned by the Jater Henry VII who is now en- gsgad In the noble sport of shooting giraffes In Africa us of I Gate a limbs useful Case star may protec- tion in- terrogation there- fore this a newspaper- men man ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Economy an Obsolete Word From the St Louis Repebuc President Tafts temporary revival la Washington of the obsolete word econ- omy in IsIs scheme of government ex- penditures Is as unpopular among the tog rollers in Congress as it Is likely to be shortlived From the way things are going In the extra session it is evident that as long as the Republicans control the Congress Federal taxation will set be limited to the needs of the government economically administered Not Subject to Tariff Tax From the Boston Herakf It does not appear likely that any special attention Will be paid to the action of the health officers In Washington rec- ommending a Federal department or bu- reau of public health If good health were something that might be Imported and so made subject to duty the tariff makers would be sure to and an Infant good health Industry that needed protection An Unlovely Word Jftesa the Ckage RecordHerald Senator asked the beautiful maiden do you belong to the progressives My dear young lady replied the statesman I wish you would not use that word belong I dont belong to aay body or to any group Mr Aldrich per- mits me to say merely that I am one of his adherents BerettdKe Growing Hon Albert Jeremiah Beveridge of Indiana has been sarcastically spoken Hon Nets Aldrich of Rhode Island Mr Beveridge Is undoubtedly growing and broadening as a statesman Welcome Novelty From the Denier BepubBoa A Maurice Low says America has given birth to a new race Where Is i T Anything to vary this Marathon chestnut will be welcome Queer Critter Frcm the Topeka CapKtL Personally we tail to understand man who wants to talk to Mars with so many Koodlooklxur woman around chicago RecodRmId the to- by TI ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ v WE T TET I14TEKDS TO DO His Course ToachlngT the Tariff Now Absolutely Clear Presides Taft is going to vote tariff bill and also sign K with joy Ho is terribly angry AWrioh and MlFO wise resposos every eocftdoneo hi him He approved Secretary MacVasgha Chi- cago speech which distressed him great- ly He knowS that he is going to i ex- actly what he wants from Congress at the same time that he is fully aware that Congress wilt surely throw Was down hard Suck is tM eoropostu pho- tograph of tile situation which the Washington eorrocpondaats give us To judge by their conflicting reports Mr Tafts polity just now te to keep thorn gueoslas But tide con only be be- cause the newspaper men have not yet got accustomed to the new atmosphere ia the White Hoes They are getting ao statements on the highest author- ity to be put out as teeters and then Indignantly repudiated if thor do not suit The President te simply attend- ing to his business ibid his golf aad saying nothing But Ms ultimate in- tentions can be In no doubt When the conference committee asks him what sort of tariff ho will slga and what veto ho wilt give a straight answer And that answer can be no other than that the bIB to which the signature W H Taft ta to be put must be ta line with the pledges to which the same W H Taft aOsod his name when he asked tiN American people to elect lila President CARE OF OLD PEOPLE Beat Provision Is Found la Homes of Their Children Of course all of the Sid people themselves te ReM are not wholly or eVeR ataialy responsible far their owa poverty Bad luck has had do with It or extravagance en the part of others or robbery or disaster or the waste of war er the failure of their ehfldrea- hi filial duty or failures of others to perform their duties or pay their just debts to Oe may go even further than tilts sad charge up the misfortunes sf seine of the old to their failure to raise their children ta Ute right way to inculcate ta thorn that turn for industry sad economy that Is notoscary to them successful aad helpful when the time comes to try out their good ouaM ties White their are other methods of silo viatiag the conditions of those who are classed as sttneraaauaies aad while tIM Newts favors most liberal provision and sympathy to this end it is quit te or- der to call especial attention to the most Batttrai most tender and most successful of aK the plus AH men and women come into the worM te absolutely help- less condition The struggle to bring the intent through years of helpiaecaans and danger is In many cases tIM most unselfish and heroic of all the struggles mortals ever make The service frrttndf sequent sacrifice means the lIfe of par- ents ta thousands of instances man or woman who has forgotten an that has been done for him or for her is either too mean Lot a place above the beasts or he or she has been grievously neglected or mteeducated by foolish and uremia dulgent parents This point is dwelt upon because it is a highly important point te the sehuioa of problem as to what It hi best to do with the old rule is to leave them with their par- ents thus seeming that ears MId tender aces which Dame Nature has provided for them The beet provision for the old is to be found te the homes of their children under the shotter and care of these whom they have sued from and who owe them mack more than they can pesefely repay DOIUVER OF IOWA Entitled to Great Credit for Expo- sure of Tariff Iniquities Prom tto SMMS GKy Stsc If the PayneAldrich tel bW becomes a law te Its present or similar term the enactHMot will not b aooompOaned with out aa exposure of Me outrageous favors for the trusts Ks repudiation of the premises of both parties and its probable effect ta maintaining or raising the pres- ent cost of lying The odium of a performance of cows attach primarily to the domi- nant party which however has been aided very largely by protection Demo- crats who have dferesarded utterly the traditional policies and specific declara- tions of their party The country probably will be indebted for this exposure to Seaaar DoWser eC Iowa more than to any other one man Mr has not made an absolutely clean record In Ms voting on the sched- ules but he has adhered strongly to the general promise of revision dwnwaUl without discrediting the fundemanhtV of protection which fundamentals as be has pointed out been obscured by modern practice The Passing Red Man Prom the feeVaa 7ti Mere than LIW Indians are regular employes la the government service Alex Tall Chief as educated Osege and a Carlisle graduate is tIM New Terk BMBIIIc pc Ute with Prim the Dallas be- AM tie them over long and wry yanra and the The tIM TIM t thing to tile young such will DeW Pram Nts even make eon En fot as- a help- lessness bays In- dies cIilog ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ a dictionary of tne usage language Jacob Baaa aa Indian Ml years old died on the Lawrence estate at Shore L L OR May 4 He had been the service of the late Frank for sixty years Old Jake wes a Weeded Sfeteaeeock Indian aad of said he could have bees chief of tribe had be been wfittag te give p good berth He left ton sons one de j tog and numerous grandchildren i BI In Lawrence full his h greetgrndchtldren Binghams Police Proa the Gtefee A man more discreet than Gun 3fag ham probably would not been aWe to achieve as much The abuses were f such a character that they needed a front- al rather than a flank attack A wiser man would not have done as well deer it is that the next cemmiasioaer although of a different type will find under him a better police maokte a greater willingness to obey and less dis- position to talk back Gee Biaghaat has fatted ia his effort te reorganize the pa lice department on the model of the reg- ular army but it is the more oflrttmt of his efforts In this direction Then Justice of the Peace Fraea the CMcaga Trtbamr A rumor Ss prevalent down South that Senator Bailey Texas to elect him governor next year as a vindication- of his political career AtLas having served a term as governor h probably would demand that he fed elected a mea ber of the legislature as a further via dkatkra Will Get It Anyway It Is reported treat Wsjhtegtoc that Senator Aldrich is becoming peevisn He cant understand why he should not be permitted te leave lib owa way wtthettt so much ussteg Penalty Bad Singing trim the MSmftkee Free Pxe Boston New York Del other either will kindly note that m Merry Milwaukee people are fined for bad staging In a Nutshell Dewret Siestas News Poets are born not paid Work New Turk have pollee wilt Bn ue f r I the t be- cause chkauRese4Thraie ¬ ¬ ¬ AT THE HOTELS uneeredCer human mouth is lbs prfze bacterial garden of th world said Dr Archibald Slenaer of London Eng- land who is at the New Waterd- wbeKJ they have a ertBe field continued the EagMMt dentist cieaB month and dMa however lorwfafc best and surest safeguard against disease While- it may be the belief of psrtats that ehBdreKs teeth used Mttte atteatfea be twen the ages of x and twelve It is to remembered that this is the period for the invasion of many mfecdous diseases thee to children being forced to swaaew the discharges of thatr wa unclean mouth ante children have dental diseases world is spending muck time money and earnest thought on Ute geared subject of tubareuloste and yet lefty who should be most interested fc 3 modem scourge gives little thought to tbe tact that unquestionably a large put of tuber- culosis can be traced directly ts Ute mal nutritional state produced by hnpopai- maertcatioa of toM from pose teeth Teeth With cavities lodgment to all kinds of bacteria tedudang the one lug tuberculosis 1 think teachers of public schools should give a short talk every day OH the deanlmese of the tooth and the conse- quences which will follow If her advice is disregarded It would take but a few moments each school day for the teacher to dwell on the matter of deftattuess of the teeth and by practice and toscroc tIM teach the children tile aad proper methods of treating the DfeetMMine wireiesB tetegxayfcy and the tafarattoft of tile gererameat to establish a system whereby Trhraie MId mataor operators do not Interfere with the arm sad navy wires WUtten B Graham of PhiUftelpniK who is Interested In the wireless Industry and Is at the Raleigh said reeoatiy that la Europe the authori- ties have prevented the growth of ana tear wiratees systems by forcing all wire lees stations to op ratB under a moat Ucease Only a eooHaorelai eotapaay caa ob a tacafcK coatlmiod Mr Mso that tho amateurs are done away with entirely la England the wireless poetoOce opnrtraont together with all the XaglMi totagraph and telephone aye tons An amateur te not avon allowed aeriaL Tho NaY Department is worktag to got a control of th- wferotooe Sold fat this added Hr Graham 9at whether it be done is a different Batter England is not America and American methods are not English methods TIle atst aUoaiat has proved a blank iItere and the orgaaJ- zatioa and stroaath of the soon to todieato that theegh the pervteeaa user the wireless statioas the power will not mean the eihafaastett of aanuoar work The protest abuses can be remedied te a number of ways without say such radical The amateurs are wining to cooperate with the naval system in those and wm gtedly give them- a thorough trial It is evident that the MBoete of the matter are aMre of a sd- eatiac than of legal nature aad must be suet accordingly At the Jut ae s4oa of Cocgr 8 a bill to Ucaasa wireless stations failed behind tile tee te the atttter of wireless stations and faaproved teatm meats and that mast of the trouble is dwo to this faflaro te atfliae the latest Inventions haek these ooatentiooa by etttag cases where araatear sttteos obligingly helped out the aavy to- loagdfetaace work and by rbftotteg te preyed aapmratas that frees their owa attMteoM front mush of the troahle SK- aartoacod by the aay Arthur CaaajaoB of Calcutta ladte and London who Is on a tour around the world sad kr stooptae at the Arttag tea apomldas of the feeling la Xadt- eagiiteot white aororoigaty said Who tile real tender of the agitation fe It te hnpnoolhU to So Jar as I have been able to ascertain It is orals of the great religions orders of Itaiar moot notable among which of Is t of the Senowsei a order which has aomettaMs been deeeribed as the con of the Society of Jesus by reason of its sad the extent of Us power which reaches rom law Pacific coast of China and from the PbUtophM to the Atlantic coast of Mo- rocco embracing Ontral Africa the Soudan and that mysterious Mail of Araby the Blest which te to such aa extent a terra incognita that ao one can speak with certainty of its character of Its roponreos or of its population which te aettmated at about XJNJM TIM Seaoosei added Mr CaiBQbel- latt b r about WTA all booad by TOWS of the a ct absolute and band obedteaee to the general of the order the son of Its foaader sad who known as the veiled prophet of the Sedan ao loDger has his neadoaarters at DJerboob on the southern border of Tripoli but MO mike farther south at tba oasis of Kaafab where six years ago he estabifemcd Ids stronghold He has iiitonhK at Fee at Tohocaa te Java china tails Zsiraihar of course at Constantinople whore the Sultaa Indeed te understood to have become ffittet i with the order The rules of the latter provide that no faith need be kept with- a Christian that the robbery aad even the slaying of tile latter are pteastag in with the aaaeUftvojrs to of a aatare to defile the orthodox Moslem Saea te the spfatt of the PaaIateai aoavoBinnt which te te the act of aatttag by baaas of a eocamoa faith SaV fSI C tte anaaa r rile Disease germs more A seat be X that at least iI per ee of the tile ears L govern situatIon ill of the put pole on is root and make II country ann suvy may certain 0 sit a rile say att- ar TheIr have by what may be desczed as tM gems coarse wealth aDd u of and that become dangerous test the bdliev The give can tam Grab m under tb supervision to a apparently Ills amateurs even pat a amount atop chang asuntonra the aRTy is any did Modem members Yes Allah lateorse raH ¬ ¬ ¬ ness at the college staaeat arc F Carr of Kaaees Ctey who was seen at the NWJoaaL Often be harvests the Kaaoas corn crop said Mr Carr Msapptt s the means by which the food is conveyed rem the kitchen to the dtatagreoai of the summer boarding houo He Is tiM dtetrftnttiis medium lor a amabor of books peaeabte te the house aad eOea and as a scrike4 reaker has Mea a success On the front end of a trolley ear be is excwdtestT useful and Ws in the kennel behind will attract fares and Insure safe rhtteg and coarteoas treat n addttteo while dweWag ta academic shaoofl he dom mines what the fashion in coats aad trousers shall be what brand of tobacco h preferable whether O stem of the pipe shall carve or be saralght and whether a SOl dub Is bottec than a tennis racket when awoefag The uses of the collage stadoat are tadeod and At the Players Club te New York a prompter suM of the late Pete Dofley- Hs had the saaaiosC cheeriest s l One I toured with htia The aoc- irninnnltitloaf were sompttaiOT rather rou and on such ocuioioaB true sold ta the man showed forth la a ttttie awtthera town the dressing teams awfak Everybody swore and raga But Dafley restored them to good humor Said ho Why this te nothing- to what I have been up against at times I played ones in a theater where at the end of every net the stage manager had to come forward and say I must ask the ladles and gentlemen Ht the audience to be good enough to turn around The players above to change their cos tunes This story was told by Frank J Hicks of Chicago at the Blsss recently The eMIa W Laster India 1 mont lion tile were i many sad nececg hag presence many lscieaabg are > >

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SUNDAY JUNE 13 1909

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of such change should giveboth the old and new addressNotify your carrier or newsdealer-or telephone direct to The Wash-ington Herald 734 ISth nw Thesubscription rate In the same outof town as In the city

Delicious Indecision

The always Interesting Mr Lorimer Is

delightfully and deliciously undecidedwhether to remain yet a while in theHouse of his frieads or to fly to theraster but for a time at least mor

subdued honors higher up to which fatehas assigned him and kind fortune furnished him passports

To go now or in the indefinite futurethat Is the question agitating the soul ofthe good Mr Lorimer Standing withnot quite reluctant feet where the brookand river meet he would not go back behesitates to go forward yet withal hecannot tarry there for Behindhim stretch green pastures whereinhe has browsed those maay moons andto good purpose too He is of the rodcarnation clan he sltteth at the righthand of Uncle Joe and has bean wontto bask lavishly in the sunshine of thatbenign rulers most generous pleasureNo nephew has been more genuinelyloved no fullgrown member of the inner

that Inhabit the holy of holieshas stood nearer the throne Parting-

In these circumstances is sorrow albeitIt may be generously sweet and unspeakably alluring In its final analysis

And there the north end ofthe Capitol what awaits the gentle soulof Mr Lorimer A place in the backrow a meek and lowly footstool amid theseats of the mighty There for periodhe is to be seen and not heard He is tolisten digest assimilate he is to readJurt his point of view as a Congressman-He must not be ndgety he is at all timesto keep his shir er toga on and not forget the august honor lately conferredupon him but which he Is by no meansto be permitted to realize suddenly orwith marked degree of outward en-

thusiasmNo wonder Mr Lorimer hesitates and

dreams in retrospect those dear old Housedreams again Back of him Is a game heknows full well before Is somethingvaguely beautiful but cold and calm anddignified there will be no UncleJoe there and nobody will call him

Billy any more after he has prefixedSenator to his name There never hasbeen but one Senator Billy from HHnote and in all probability there neverwill be another

Perplexed and sorely tried Mr Lorimer

He caR and heH will and he wont

Senator Stone recently expressed verygreat admiration for Mr Bryan and thelast issue of the Commoner protestscomplete confidence in Senator Stonessincerity and honesty of purpose In

other respects however it seems to beall off between them

Nsval Engineering Preserved-

It is an agreeable and promising signof the rescue of naval engineering fromthe decadence which has something morethan merely threatened it In the last tenyears that the newly appointed EngineerInchief of the Navy Rear AdmiralHutch I Cone has been Instrumental Inhaving promulgated from the Navy Department a general order which establishes a system of practical training ofJunior naval omcers In the Importantprofession which has to do with the

construction and maintenance ofthe motive power of ships of war Itdoes not require a scientist in the art ofnaval warfare to appreciate that thespeed of war ships has an intimatevital relationship with the efficiency Inbattle afloat Anything which contributesto that quality is quite as Important asaccuracy of lire

The navy has In recent years suf-fered the less of trained engineerswho formed the oja engineer corps andwho took an interest and had occasion-to retain an Interest In naval engineer-ing have been passing to the listFew officers have come to take theirplaces It 5aa well enough to talk gliblyof taking the battle ships from HamptonRoads to San Francisco without navalengineers but that achievement was pos-sible only because such men as Conewho was the fleet engineer were withthe ships The decision to establish acourse of instruction at the Naval Academy which shall be supplemented bypractical work at other places where thefacilities exist for the education of navalengineers is one of the most Importantactions taken by the head of the Navy

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Department In many years Itils nOtnew Idea but It Is something tothat at last success has crowned the ef-

forts of those sagacious officers of theNavy who have appreciated the need oftrained naval engineers and of the meansof that training

Many a college graduats cannot readhis Latin diploma says a contemporaryNot an Insurmountable obstacle on theroadway to success In after life however

Our Tailor President

The rehabilitation of Andrew Johnsonsmemory has been undertaken by a groupof Tennesseeans who feel that there issomething worth remembering In the ca-

reer of the tailor President His finalresting place has not been neglected forIt is denoted by a handsome monumentand the adjacent grounds have beentransformed into a national cemeterywhich Is In care of the government Buthis partisans fear that he has not thatplace In the hearts of his countrymen towhich he is entitled by reason or whatone of thorn describes as the good thathe accomplished They naturally desirethat the country shall come to a betterunderstanding of President Johnsonscharacter and of his actual achievementIn the high office to which he was unex-

pectedly called by the assassination ofLincoln

Certainly It were better that the worthierpart of a Presidential career should beremembered than that his name shouldbe wholly covered with obloquy Therftare doubtless many people living whoare firmly convinced that Johnsons occupancy of the White House was the mostdisgraceful episode in our national history The judgment of history andeven that of many of Johnsons contem-poraries has considerably modified thisestimate Johnson had many gravefaults he committed serious errors ofjudgment and discretion and he failedaltogether to carry forward to a conclusion the reconstruction policy upon whichLincoln bad embarked yet as time goesay we see that he was nearer right onthe main Issues than those who actuallyframed the constructive policies of theday His Impeachment can hardly be

by any American of the presentday as anything but a fearful exhibition-of partisanship the consequences ofwhich were very unhappy The officialacts for which he was impeached wouldnowadays pass unquestioned save bybigoted partisans and we now look uponthose few Republicans who withstoodparty pressure and saved the countryfrom a crowning disgrace as truer patriots than those who attempted to wreakvengeance on the Chief Executive

Whether any other man could havepiloted the nation unerringly through thestormy period of reconstruction wilt al-

ways be one of our moot historical uestloas Admirers of Lincoln North andSouth are fain to believe he would havebeen able to mold the course of events intohumaner and wiser forms by virtue ofhis unusual qualities f leadership JamesFord Rhodes one of our most judicioushistorians has recorded the opinion thatno man was so well fitted for the workof reconstruction whereas the task ofleadership fell to one who of all menin public life was least fitted itEdwin M Stanton thought that If MrLincoln bad lived he would have had abard time with his party as he wouldhave been at odds with It on reconstruc-tion Yet Lincoln would av kept onbetter terms with Congress than a Pres-ident of the Johnsonian temperament andmight eventually by persuasion conces-sion and compromise have broughtabout party unity upon a reconstructionpolicy that would have been a model ofstatecraft to quote Mr Rhodes againSuccess however ia the unfortunate

of circumstances andwas impossible tor Johnson though

his original motives were commendableand his outlook In the right directionThere was too much vindictiveness andpartisanship at both ends of the Avenue

Though the main policy of his admin-istration failed it if we may behove Hugh McCulioch Johnsons Secre-tary of the Treasury an honest aadclean administration casting no dis-

credit upon the national honor Johnson himself was of unblemished personal Integrity and his patriotism wasstrong and unfailing He rendered Important services to the Union cause forwhich he suffered in person and

Perhaps it will do no harm occa-sionally to forget the unhappy swingaround the circle the quarrels withCongress and all the rest of It to dwellupon the better personal side of thisuncultured Tennessee statesman Therehave been worse men than Andy Johnson In seats of authority

The Marine Band and the White Houselawn have reeffected a Saturday after-noon community of Interest much to thedelight of their many friends

Immigration and Labor

Objection has been raised by certainleaders of organized labor in this country to a policy of the National Bureau ofImmigration on the theory that It maystimulate the arrfWls from abroad tothe detriment o wageearners in theUnited States This protest is due eitherto a misconception of facts or to an

from its original purpose of theactivities of that bureau from the mereguidance of wouldbe American citizensto their wholesale Invitation

The original intention of this policyas it was put Into operation by SecretaryStraus was to Jessen the concentrationof immigrants In the ports of arrival onthe Atlantic seaboard That was an admitted and growing evil notably in NewYork City There had been enacted al-

ready legislation penalizing the artificialstimulus of immigration by the agentsor steamship companies who were working for commissions on steerage passagessold without regard to the future welfare of their poor clients or to the Interests of this country The result was anincreased congestion of foreign labor InEastern centers of population the growthof unwholesome competition in insanitary sweatshops and spread of the illsInevitable to poverty crowded in

At the same time there wascrying need of labor in the agriculturalregions lit the South and West which ledto the formation of employment agencies

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The eending abroad of agents by theImmigration Bureau armed with Infor-

mation as to the most desirable destina-tions in this country was designed solelyfor the guidance not for tne encourage-ment of foreigners who had determinedalready to cross the Atlantic to improvetheir condition Most of the determinedexodus ot this character was altogetherdesirable being fitted physically by ancestry and training for farm work andneeding chiefly to be directed as to inland routes and destination upon theirarrival in order p become of benefit notonly to themselves but to agriculturalproductiveness This policy was indeedof such obvious benefit that It was ques-

tioned by some foreign governmentsnotably that of Italy whore the hardynative population of the northern prov-

inces not the offscourings of seaportswas being depleted The railways of thiscountry perceived that their interest layin cooperation and one result was thesale of through tickets and the transferof foreign arrivals from steerage totrain without their exposure to the ex-

pense and the temptations incident todirect landing In such centers as NewYork Boston or Philadelphia If thisplan in its practical operation has nfact resulted in the encouragement of Im-

migration it has been diverted sadlyfrom Its original purpose which wascommended at Its outset by priests andother philanthropists of the races con-

cernedAt the same time the rigid inspection

and rejection of undesirable immigrantsas exemplified in the recent sending backof seventyfive arrivals in a singlesteamship Is to be commended The en-

forcement of this policy should be rigidbecause the return journey of those rejected is at the expense of the steamshipcompany That plan if efficiently carriedout makes costly the artificial stimula-tion of such traffic

From the impressive statement ofCount Ladisleus Szechenyl we gatherthat his wife has no desire to be pre-sented at court but that she can enterthe sacred portals the minute she wantsto So there you gossips says the MM

waukee Free Press Which seams bethe same thing differently aad more peUtely expressed

Being Democrat Is a state f mindsays the New York World Hum Whowas It said The mind doth shape itselfto its own wants and caR bear allthings

Senator Gore it Is claimed receivedhis first inspiration to go to the UnitedStates Senate from reading th

Record says the OklahomaTimes As we have heretofore reatarkadSenator Gore Is a truly rdotarkabie MaD

After decade or e af prohibitionMaine Is about to erect a Mae for Debitual drunkards The drug store budaaMin that State must be about the mootprofitable thing ever

The election of Lorbaer to the Senate-is an unanswerable argument In favorof popular election of Senators saysthe Peerless paper Not ta the pfeflosophy of Albert J Hopkins we strenuouslysuspect

Read philosophy only while your wifeis dressing says Dr Depew Does thegood doctor soak to confine the wisdomof this world to the Benedicts ajoae

Everybody talks too much says theRome Ga TribuneHerald And thendiscusses its own proposition for a col-

umn or so in order to prove it

A New York audience Is reported tohave listened to one of Emma Ge4dxaansorations giving her earnest andrespectful attention It must have beenvery depressing to Emma

Senator Aldrich has the vary highestregard for Senator La Foilette andwould not not for the world say any-thing in disparagement of him neverStill Senator Aldrich feels of coursethat Senator La Follette probably wasvery much given to rocking the boatwhen lad

Aldrich wins on every vote read theheadlines the morning after the Axing upof the wool schedule and a few otherthings Oh yes the Senate has a headof its own I And It is a Rhode Islandhead all right

Nobody In Washington has gone sofar as to frame a bill making it a crimi-nal offense to be a consumer says theChicago RecordHerald Perhaps It wasto save the consumer this distressing embarrassment that Senator Lodge abol-ished him altogether

Good Deacon Callahans friends theenemy seem habitually to forgot thathe has more lives than a cat Whilewe by no means advocate a practical

of the suggestion it really appears that nothing short of a Catlinggun will ever transform him Into a soreenough good deacon

Nature fakers will do well to wait forthe onedollarperword version we thinkbefore handing the colonel his too strong

To be strictly up to the minuteforced to conclude that a political

platform is something to stand frontunder

Why do great men shoot monkeysinquires the Richmond TimesDispatch-The TimesDispatch does not want thatinformation ardently enough to prompt-It to walk right up to a certain personand ask him to his face

While nobody has ever roan a seaserpent really everybody Is able to seethe point in the average seaserpent

not get married excessadvises Mark Twain And how much isto excess gentle reader Marrled men

not allowed to guess

Penrose advises the wool men tochange their business says the Phila-delphia North American The wool menwill probably be polite enough not to

in kind

Clearly enough Mr Smoot is entitledto all the overflow attaching to Mr Aldricha presentday glory

Politicians and the PeopleFrom the Boston Trtntcript

Politicians invariably overestimate po-

litical effects The great body of the peo-ple regardless of occupation or callingwant to see what is essentially thething done

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A LITTLE NONSENSE

A EIUEF EFFORTThe poet warbles of the strand

The sandy dUneThere are not many rhymes at hand

For June

He cant produce a wordy layOr lengthy rune

There are not many rhymes todayFor June

And so the poet curbs betimesHis little tune

Alas there are not many rhymesFor June

Knew His BisI have secured an appropriation said

the new Congressman to dredge OozeCreek

But Ooze Creek Is of no use to any-body

Then Ill seoure an appropriation rtohave the darn creek filled up

An InnovationAt a recent commencement a haughty

girl graduate swept off the stageWei that was a practical thesis Djd

any graduate demonstrate the cooking ofa steak

How Jokes Are MadeAll the worlds a stage remarked the

party of the first partBut youre no matinee Idol retorted

the party of the second part-I wish I had an understudy to do my

work said the party of the third partAnd the moral is that you can evolve

any kind of a joke front such a starter-

A Mean ManShe said her fortune was her face

RespondedThat poverty

Was no disgrace

More ExcitingWomen like masterful menYes Its more fun to bOss that kind

Among WomenWhy worry about the QhUdrenTI cant help ItBut my dear you are hurting your

game of bridge

A Brooklyn HandicapSomething new in BredklynHow newGoing to have a baby carriage Mara-

thon

DANGER TO PROTECTION

Its Principle in Peril as Result ofSenate Spectacle

Pm FUUdeHiWa Xcclfc AwskaaThe whole country is a convert to pro-

tection Our honest belief is that thegreat thinking majority would not havethe rates limited only to the differencebetween the cost of home and foreignproduction plus a reasonable profit

AH who wish as ardently as we do tosafeguard aad perpetuate the protectiveprinciple would advocate the addition ofa duty sufficient for insurance The pe-

riods between the passage of tariff billsare more or less extensive There shouldbe allowance for changing conditionsUntil we become civilized enough to ea-

tabUsA a noBpoHQcal tariff commissionthe customs razes i auli be slightlyhigher than by scientific onionlatkms in order to make for the stabilityof commerce

But when we study the requirements ofthe nation for revenue our Increasingneeds for foreign markets aad the grow-ing oppression of the trusts upbuilt byexcessive tariff rates and then readrichs ultimatums that the consumer isa myth and that any Senator who decoplead fur faithkeeping with the platformand pledges of the President shell be read-out of the party we fear the coming ofa popular revolt that wit sweep awaynot only the Republican bourbons butthe whole fabric of the protective systemia indtscriminating anger

There have been displays before now oferror and arrogance by Aldrich and bislike Never such as this His good friendTiUiaan told the truth ia Jon when hecalled Aldrich the boldest buccaneer ofthem alt

His latest declaration is a boast thatthis administration must bow to histation or display utter impotence if Itattempts to block his orders He givesforth a direct challenge to the Presidentsad a contemptuous warning to the allMoas who elected Taft President

What the political effort of this flout-ing of pledges and perfidy to the peoplewill be we do not know Our disgust issuch that we do not greatly care Butfar greater than our concern about theparty complexion of the next congress isour fear that the real honest equitableprosperitybreeding and Industryfostertag principle of protection will be endan-gered by the tyrannical and dishonorablecourse of the present Republican

Tariff Coraml sion the RemedyFJwa the Bostoe HeraM

The disruption of party lines the threatof new party alignments the possibility-of a national political overturn Incidentto the complications over the tariff allconstitute a warning against the con-tinued partnership of the tariff and

Frequently It has been urged fromthe point of view of commercial Interestin the schedules that the tariff problemshould be divorced from politics It is notoss important that the polities of thecountry should be treed from the menaceof tariff entanglements The tariff prob-lem should be turned over to a nonpartisan commission and In its practical relations to the commercial and industrial welfare of the country ThenCongress and parties could direct their at-tention to other Questions of nationalImportance questions which need whatth tariff Is not receiving statesmanship

On the ContraryFrom Dayton Ken

If there is one thing more than another says the Augusta Herald liableto make a fellow harbor uncharitablethoughts it surely Is to see an articlehe wrote credited to some other fellowwho pirated it dont know aboutthat We have written a great manywe would like to see credited to our

THE LOST

I was tImid aad III atI homed a sort of ramMtag

And a Mad of warning wheeze-

I knew not what trade agr dsaaffrarNor hat he had strode car wham

I heard a bombiktteaLike the soazxl vt the mock of Donut

It flooded the crimson twfflchtLike the cr rf f a rending

And I ky on the bvrafeg asphaltWith the motor scream 07 thIgh

It qsktcd tries and moaningLike a SUB who scoida his wife

It rccmed as i Bdln smashupThat wooM speedily end my life

It linked all 07 ad bruisesperfect

AM It rumbled and whizzed sod gaggledAs if it would came ajala

I haTe sought but I seek it tainlrThe reason for that great sousd

That came from the soul of the motorAs it threw me on the ground

It may be a firstclassCould being such sound to men

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DIPIOBOGHS WHAT IT WAS

Enllshtment on a Subject that HASTroubled Mankind

Earn the New York SueTire sovereigns of America regarding

with stupefaction the prizes which theThane of Skibo Is bestowing upon tImsovereigns of Europe are a aerated

point We lay at tholr feetsuch Pdflf Information as Is required of-

T Ue Bottar the SvsSIr As ao ese ef-cKtna to W e Ute merit courage m bite Whatis A DipkdeoKf a F S-

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The DiptsdoetiSj or Doubfobar was asatiroped dinosaur by profession Saveiu the slight eccentricity if eccentricityit be of wearing the rant of the ischtastraight not expanded distally sad ofhaving yvMk deatiUon probably athe result of biting off more than it couldtow it seam to hove bae In the sameprecinct with tile rout of Its tribe

What then was a common ordinarydinosaur

Sometimes it was as big as all out ofdoors

Sometimes it was no bigger than achicken or Mr Carnegie

Sometimes It weighed twentyftwe tonsmet half of the Pittsbnrir Tolstoys fight-Ing weight when he Is full of moral indigiMtioa over rebates or the duties onsteel and iron

It could weep Hke a crocodile or likethe Thane deploring war or hearing thathis offer to buy the PhlKpplnes bad beenrefused

It had saltatory on which itdanced the Htetand fling and caowfelcrests with the motto I Got Alt ThereIsIt was a brother of the ostrich thatdelicate lAd diplomatic bird

Sometimes it was a horn and blew It sothat the eternal hills had gooseflesh andthe citadels of protection had to bepropped up

Often Its prominent feature was thesize of its head gtaoertis megaionia-niacus

It was as ranch at home and Seat aspopular oa water as on land

It usually crept but sometimes stoodoa Its Mad legs and It had prehensileclaws even on its tees

Like that of the pterosaurians Its char-acter was reptilian and yet In manyrespects it was a bird

It was a carnivore and a vegetarianpresumably eating grass for the sake ofdying poor

I short the DipJodeetis it we mayJudge by its brothers and sisters was agifted and being suffered to growup fe those wild Jurassic ages that in thefullness of time it night be a mementoand memorial of another unusual andgifted betas la the hearts the courts andthe museums of Europe

RIGHT AND JUSTICE

Issues Involved in the of theIndianapolis News

Fran the Bkmhuhitn AseHecaMThe case started by President Roosevelt

against the Indteaaaolis News has beenadjourned to October 11 and a speedydetermination of the issue cannot

be haG The case comes up inIndianapolis through an application of theAttorney General of the United States toa Fedora Sedge for the extradition toWashington of the owner and the editorof the News That paper had printed astory concerning the division of the 4fc-

fiOMM that country paid for Freacnrights in the PaaanM Canal

The great question at Scone does notse much relate to the truth or falsityof the report published by the News as itdoes to the right of the Federal govern-ment to snatch a saaa sway wader anancient ber Maryland statute tobe tried la Washington for discussingpublic or any other matter

The question is tWo Shalt aor any other be tried where the

offense was committed haters a Jury ofhis neighbors or shall he be extradited-at the caprice of a Roosevelt to Wash-ington to be there tried before a Jury hedoes not know anything at all aboutEver since the days of Magna ChartapIe of our race and language havebeen tried by a jury of the vicinage butRooseveklstb iow says that an American

be extradited to Washington fromany pert of this broad country even fromAlaska or the Phtttppiaes to be tried un-der the shadow of the Capitol by perhapsthe servants or exservants of the Federalservice

This is the issue that will come before-a Federal judge next October and It theRoosevelt contention be sustained nonewspaper proprietor editor or reporterwho discusses Federal questions or of-

fends a Federal administration would besafe from extradition at the hands of aFederal district Judge The governor ofthe State would no longer be a

The rule la favor of a trial at OReshome would be abolished and everymans liberty would to ao small extentrest in the hands of the Federal admintsiratioa

The tUne for the repeal of that ancientMaryland statute inherited from the starchamber days of 1457 and the despoticHenry VII has fully come hasfortunately ao Laud else ladled torturemight be revived la tae trials plannedby the Jater Henry VII who is now en-

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Economy an Obsolete WordFrom the St Louis Repebuc

President Tafts temporary revival laWashington of the obsolete word econ-omy in IsIs scheme of government ex-

penditures Is as unpopular among thetog rollers in Congress as it Is likely tobe shortlived From the way things aregoing In the extra session it is evidentthat as long as the Republicans controlthe Congress Federal taxation will setbe limited to the needs of the governmenteconomically administered

Not Subject to Tariff TaxFrom the Boston Herakf

It does not appear likely that anyspecial attention Will be paid to the actionof the health officers In Washington rec-ommending a Federal department or bu-

reau of public health If good health weresomething that might be Imported and somade subject to duty the tariff makerswould be sure to and an Infant goodhealth Industry that needed protection

An Unlovely WordJftesa the Ckage RecordHerald

Senator asked the beautiful maidendo you belong to the progressives

My dear young lady replied thestatesman I wish you would not usethat word belong I dont belong to aaybody or to any group Mr Aldrich per-mits me to say merely that I am one ofhis adherents

BerettdKe Growing

Hon Albert Jeremiah Beveridge ofIndiana has been sarcastically spoken

Hon Nets Aldrich of Rhode IslandMr Beveridge Is undoubtedly growing andbroadening as a statesman

Welcome NoveltyFrom the Denier BepubBoa

A Maurice Low says America hasgiven birth to a new race Where Is i TAnything to vary this Marathon chestnutwill be welcome

Queer CritterFrcm the Topeka CapKtL

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His Course ToachlngT the Tariff NowAbsolutely Clear

Presides Taft is going to votetariff bill and also sign K with joy Hois terribly angry AWrioh and MlFO

wise resposos every eocftdoneo hi himHe approved Secretary MacVasgha Chi-cago speech which distressed him great-ly He knowS that he is going to i ex-

actly what he wants from Congress atthe same time that he is fully awarethat Congress wilt surely throw Wasdown hard Suck is tM eoropostu pho-tograph of tile situation which theWashington eorrocpondaats give us Tojudge by their conflicting reports MrTafts polity just now te to keep thorngueoslas But tide con only be be-

cause the newspaper men have not yetgot accustomed to the new atmosphereia the White Hoes They are gettingao statements on the highest author-ity to be put out as teeters and thenIndignantly repudiated if thor do notsuit The President te simply attend-ing to his business ibid his golf aadsaying nothing But Ms ultimate in-

tentions can be In no doubt When theconference committee asks him what sortof tariff ho will slga and what veto howilt give a straight answer And thatanswer can be no other than that the bIBto which the signature W H Taft tato be put must be ta line with the pledgesto which the same W H Taft aOsodhis name when he asked tiN Americanpeople to elect lila President

CARE OF OLD PEOPLE

Beat Provision Is Found la Homesof Their Children

Of course all of the Sid peoplethemselves te ReM are not wholly

or eVeR ataialy responsible far their owapoverty Bad luck has had do withIt or extravagance en the part of othersor robbery or disaster or the wasteof war er the failure of their ehfldrea-hi filial duty or failures of others toperform their duties or pay their justdebts to Oe may go even furtherthan tilts sad charge up the misfortunessf seine of the old to their failure toraise their children ta Ute right way toinculcate ta thorn that turn for industrysad economy that Is notoscary tothem successful aad helpful when thetime comes to try out their good ouaMties

White their are other methods of siloviatiag the conditions of those who areclassed as sttneraaauaies aad while tIMNewts favors most liberal provision andsympathy to this end it is quit te or-der to call especial attention to the mostBatttrai most tender and most successfulof aK the plus AH men and womencome into the worM te absolutely help-less condition The struggle to bringthe intent through years of helpiaecaansand danger is In many cases tIM mostunselfish and heroic of all the strugglesmortals ever make The service frrttndf

sequent sacrifice means the lIfe of par-ents ta thousands of instances manor woman who has forgotten an that hasbeen done for him or for her is either toomean Lot a place above the beasts orhe or she has been grievously neglectedor mteeducated by foolish and uremiadulgent parents This point is dweltupon because it is a highly importantpoint te the sehuioa of problem asto what It hi best to do with the old

rule is to leave them with their par-ents thus seeming that ears MId tenderaces which Dame Nature has providedfor them The beet provision for the oldis to be found te the homes of theirchildren under the shotter and care ofthese whom they have sued from

and who owe them mack morethan they can pesefely repay

DOIUVER OF IOWA

Entitled to Great Credit for Expo-sure of Tariff Iniquities

Prom tto SMMS GKy StscIf the PayneAldrich tel bW becomes

a law te Its present or similar term theenactHMot will not b aooompOaned without aa exposure of Me outrageous favorsfor the trusts Ks repudiation of thepremises of both parties and its probableeffect ta maintaining or raising the pres-ent cost of lying

The odium of a performanceof cows attach primarily to the domi-nant party which however has beenaided very largely by protection Demo-crats who have dferesarded utterly thetraditional policies and specific declara-tions of their party

The country probably will be indebtedfor this exposure to Seaaar DoWser eC

Iowa more than to any other one manMr has not made an absolutelyclean record In Ms voting on the sched-ules but he has adhered strongly to thegeneral promise of revision dwnwaUlwithout discrediting the fundemanhtV ofprotection which fundamentals as behas pointed out been obscured bymodern practice

The Passing Red ManProm the feeVaa 7ti

Mere than LIW Indians are regularemployes la the government service

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died on the Lawrence estate atShore L L OR May 4 He had beenthe service of the late Frankfor sixty years Old Jake wes aWeeded Sfeteaeeock Indian aad ofsaid he could have bees chief oftribe had be been wfittag te give pgood berth He left ton sons one de j

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Binghams PoliceProa the Gtefee

A man more discreet than Gun 3fagham probably would not been aWeto achieve as much The abuses were fsuch a character that they needed a front-al rather than a flank attack A wiserman would not have done as well deerit is that the next cemmiasioaeralthough of a different type will findunder him a better police maokte agreater willingness to obey and less dis-position to talk back Gee Biaghaat hasfatted ia his effort te reorganize the palice department on the model of the reg-ular army but it is the more oflrttmt

of his efforts In this direction

Then Justice of the PeaceFraea the CMcaga Trtbamr

A rumor Ss prevalent down South thatSenator Bailey Texas to electhim governor next year as a vindication-of his political career AtLas havingserved a term as governor h probablywould demand that he fed elected a meaber of the legislature as a further viadkatkra

Will Get It Anyway

It Is reported treat Wsjhtegtoc thatSenator Aldrich is becoming peevisn Hecant understand why he should not bepermitted te leave lib owa way wtthetttso much ussteg

Penalty Bad Singingtrim the MSmftkee Free Pxe

Boston New York Del other either willkindly note that m Merry Milwaukeepeople are fined for bad staging

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prfze bacterial garden of th world saidDr Archibald Slenaer of London Eng-land who is at the New Waterd-

wbeKJ they have a ertBe field continuedthe EagMMt dentist cieaB month anddMa however lorwfafc best andsurest safeguard against disease While-it may be the belief of psrtats thatehBdreKs teeth used Mttte atteatfea betwen the ages of x and twelve It is to

remembered that this is the period forthe invasion of many mfecdous diseasesthee to children being forced to swaaewthe discharges of thatr wa uncleanmouthante children have dental diseasesworld is spending muck time money andearnest thought on Ute geared subjectof tubareuloste and yet lefty whoshould be most interested fc 3 modemscourge gives little thought to tbe tactthat unquestionably a large put of tuber-culosis can be traced directly ts Ute malnutritional state produced by hnpopai-maertcatioa of toM from pose teethTeeth With cavities lodgment to allkinds of bacteria tedudang the onelug tuberculosis

1 think teachers of public schoolsshould give a short talk every day OH thedeanlmese of the tooth and the conse-quences which will follow If her advice isdisregarded It would take but a fewmoments each school day for the teacherto dwell on the matter of deftattuess ofthe teeth and by practice and toscroctIM teach the children tile aadproper methods of treating the

DfeetMMine wireiesB tetegxayfcy and thetafarattoft of tile gererameat to establisha system whereby Trhraie MId mataoroperators do not Interfere with the armsad navy wires WUtten B Graham ofPhiUftelpniK who is Interested In thewireless Industry and Is at the Raleighsaid reeoatiy that la Europe the authori-ties have prevented the growth of anatear wiratees systems by forcing all wirelees stations to op ratB under amoat Ucease

Only a eooHaorelai eotapaay caa oba tacafcK coatlmiod Mr

Mso that tho amateurs are done awaywith entirely la England the wireless

poetoOce opnrtraont together with allthe XaglMi totagraph and telephone ayetons An amateur te not avon allowed

aeriaLTho NaY Department is

worktag to got a control of th-wferotooe Sold fat this added HrGraham 9at whether it be doneis a different Batter England is notAmerica and American methods are notEnglish methods TIle atst aUoaiat hasproved a blank iItere and the orgaaJ-zatioa and stroaath of thesoon to todieato that theegh the

pervteeaa user the wireless statioas thepower will not mean the eihafaastett ofaanuoar work

The protest abuses can be remediedte a number of ways without say suchradical The amateurs are winingto cooperate with the naval system inthose and wm gtedly give them-a thorough trial It is evident that theMBoete of the matter are aMre of a sd-eatiac than of legal nature aad mustbe suet accordingly At the Jut ae s4oaof Cocgr 8 a bill to Ucaasa wirelessstations failed

behind tile tee te the atttter ofwireless stations and faaproved teatmmeats and that mast of the trouble isdwo to this faflaro te atfliae the latestInventions haek these ooatentiooaby etttag cases where araatear sttteos

obligingly helped out the aavy to-loagdfetaace work and by rbftotteg tepreyed aapmratas that frees their owaattMteoM front mush of the troahle SK-

aartoacod by the aayArthur CaaajaoB of Calcutta ladte

and London who Is on a tour aroundthe world sad kr stooptae at the Arttagtea apomldas of the feeling la Xadt-eagiiteot white aororoigaty said

Who tile real tender of the agitationfe It te hnpnoolhU to So Jar as Ihave been able to ascertain It is

orals of the great religions orders ofItaiar moot notable among which of

Is t of the Senowsei a orderwhich has aomettaMs been deeeribed asthe con of the Society ofJesus by reason of its sad theextent of Us power which reaches romlaw Pacific coast of China and from thePbUtophM to the Atlantic coast of Mo-

rocco embracing Ontral Africa theSoudan and that mysterious Mail ofAraby the Blest which te to such aaextent a terra incognita that ao one canspeak with certainty of its character ofIts roponreos or of its population whichte aettmated at about XJNJM

TIM Seaoosei added Mr CaiBQbel-latt b r about WTA all

booad by TOWS of the a ct absolute andband obedteaee to the general of theorder the son of Its foaader sad whoknown as the veiled prophet of theSedan ao loDger has his neadoaartersat DJerboob on the southern border ofTripoli but MO mike farther south at tbaoasis of Kaafab where six years agohe estabifemcd Ids stronghold He has

iiitonhK at Fee at Tohocaa te Javachina tails Zsiraihar of course atConstantinople whore the Sultaa Indeedte understood to have become ffittet iwith the order The rules of the latterprovide that no faith need be kept with-a Christian that the robbery aad eventhe slaying of tile latter are pteastag in

with the aaaeUftvojrs to of a aatare todefile the orthodox Moslem Saea te thespfatt of the PaaIateai aoavoBinnt whichte te the act of aatttag by baaas of aeocamoa faith SaV fSI C tte anaaa

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Often be harvests the Kaaoas corncrop said Mr Carr Msapptt s the meansby which the food is conveyed rem thekitchen to the dtatagreoai of the summerboarding houo He Is tiM dtetrftnttiismedium lor a amabor of bookspeaeabte te the house aad eOea and as ascrike4 reaker has Mea a successOn the front end of a trolley ear be isexcwdtestT useful and Ws inthe kennel behind will attract fares andInsure safe rhtteg and coarteoas treat

n addttteo while dweWag ta academicshaoofl he dommines what the fashion incoats aad trousers shall be what brandof tobacco h preferable whether O stemof the pipe shall carve or be saralght andwhether a SOl dub Is bottec than atennis racket when awoefag The uses ofthe collage stadoat are tadeod and

At the Players Club te New York aprompter suM of the late Pete Dofley-

Hs had the saaaiosC cheeriest s l

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irninnnltitloaf were sompttaiOT ratherrou and on such ocuioioaB truesold ta the man showed forth

la a ttttie awtthera town the dressingteams awfak Everybody swore andraga But Dafley restored them to goodhumor Said ho Why this te nothing-to what I have been up against at timesI played ones in a theater where at theend of every net the stage manager hadto come forward and say I must askthe ladles and gentlemen Ht the audienceto be good enough to turn around Theplayers above to change their costunes

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