wasp newsletter ~ 04/01/43

Upload: cap-history-library

Post on 04-Apr-2018

219 views

Category:

Documents


0 download

TRANSCRIPT

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    1/8

    1\11HtF3ERTHREE * - 1 : - * ALL THE NEWS 1'1'IS SAFE TO PR INT * i.~* APR II, Is t1943

    D R . L E W IS O H N

    W at ch in g a rm y p la ne s b ei ng f lo wn b y

    w om en h as b ee n o ne o f t h e mo st e xc it in g

    t hi u6 S I h av e s ee n, D r. L ud wi g L ew is o~ ~

    c la im ed a ft er a t ou r o f t he 3 19 th b as e

    h e ma de d ur in g a w ai t b et we en p la ne s a t

    M u ni c ip a l f i el d r e ce nt l y.

    D r . L e w is o h n, w e l l- k n ov f f i j o u rn a l is t ,

    l ec tu re r o n a r t, a nd a ut ho r o f I IU ps tr ea mll

    M i d C h an n elll , I l Tr u mp et o f J u pi t erll, IlIsla~d

    W i th i n" , " E xp r es s io n i n A m er ic all, a nd R en e-

    g ad e" , s ai d h e w a s m uc h i mp re ss ed w it h t he

    t yp e o f w om en a t t he S CI -" oo la nd t he t re me n-

    d ou s t as k t he y h ad u nd er ta ke n.

    I lT he ir c on tr ib ut io n t o t h e w a r e ff or t i s

    t h e h i g he st i m ag i na b lell , D r. L ew is ho n s ai dII d t' ,an he e yes of America are on t he school II

    I N M E M OR I U M

    O ne d ay, wh en Mr. M or gan wa s abo ut t o s itdow n i n t he Re ad y Ro om wit h tw o o f hi s s tud -

    e n~ s t o t a lk o ve r t he n e w s eq ue nc e, h e h e si -

    t a te d a m i n Li . te . I l Th er e 's m y o t he r s t ud e nt

    s it ti ng o ve r t he re a ll b y h er se lf ,1 l h e s ai d.

    " Sh e l o ok s s o: :: to f lo ne ly . L et 's b ri ng h er

    o v er h e re f o r o u r t a lk . I I . H e w a s a l wa y s

    l i ke t h at .

    G ir ls w er e c ro wd ed a ro un d M ar ga re t O ld en -

    b ur g, l is te ni ng t o t he H aw ai ia n s on gs s he 'd

    l e ar ne d w h en h e :: :h u sb an d w a s s ta t io n ed i n

    H aw ai i. T he d is pa tc he r c al le d o ut a n um be r

    a nd o ne o f t he g ir ls g at he re d u p h er h el me t,

    g og gl es a nd p ar ac hu te a nd s ta rt ed o ut t he

    d oor . M arg e l ook ed up an d cal le d to h er ,

    I l Ha v e a g oo d t i me .Il ... S he h ad a s mi le fo r

    e ve r y o ne .

    C .E .O . O FF IC E O N T HE G O

    Ma jo r Fa rme r, t he C .O . wo n a p lac e in the

    ea rt o f ev er / p il ot t ra in ee o n t he f ie ld w he n

    e s ai d t ha t h e k n ew a nd u nd er st oo d t he d if -

    ic ul t c an di ti cn s u nd er w hi ch t he s tu de nt s

    d t o ope ra te. It s f unn y h ow a l it tl e sym -

    Continued on Page 2

    M A J 0 R FAR MER

    A ss um es D ut ie s a s Ne w C . o .

    I n o ne d ay h e d oe s e ve r~ yt hi ng f ro m f ly in g

    t o a n d f ro m a rm y f ie ld s i n , s .nA T- 6) t o p l an -

    ~ in g h ow g ir ls c an b e a t s ix d if fe re nt p la ce s

    a t o nce wi th out c au sin g a m ino r ri ot . H is

    Iloffice ll i n cl u de s t e r: : :i to r y b et w ee n h e re a n d

    F or t W or th , R an do lp h F ie ld a nd E ll in gt on

    Fi el d. So met im es h e wor ks fou rt een h our s a

    d ay . He al wa ys w ork s se ve n da ys a week .Th at' s ju st par t of w hat Ma jor F arm er d oe s asIlC.O.1lhere.

    A no th er p ar t i s wh at d is pr ov es t be i de a

    t ha t a rm y r eg ul at io ns r eq ui re l ac k o f s ym -

    p at hy . B ec au se q ui et ly a nd w it h u nd er st an d-

    i ng , M a jo r F ar me r ~ oo ks i nt o s uc h p ro bl em s

    a s wh et he r s tu de nt s a re w or ki ng t oo h a rd t o

    f ly w el l a nd h ow t he y f ee l a bo ut c he ck r id es .

    A nd t he n, o f c ou rs e, h e d is sp ec ts r um or s!

    B ut b ec au se h e' s p re tt y m od es t a bo ut h is

    m il li on o r s o a c ti vi ti es a nd a cc om pl is hm en ts ,

    h is S e rg ea nt -M aj or , M as te r S er ge an t W eb b, h ad

    t o e la bo ra te f or u s.H e g r ad ua te d i n 19 39 f ro m W e st P oi nt , f or

    i ns ta nc e, w it h s uc h h i gh s ch ol as ti c s ta nd ar ds

    t ha t h e w a' s c om mi ss io ne d a s 2 nd L ie ut en an t i n

    t he E ng in ee rs -- th e h ig he st b rB .D eh o f t he a rm y.

    W it h t hi s t ec hn ic al t ra in in g h e w as e li gi bl e

    f or f ly in g t ra in in g i n t he A ir C or ps , w hi ch

    h e d eci ded to tak e ~s h e h ad a lwa ys w an ted t o

    fly.

    H e t oo k h is f ly in g t ra in in g a t R an do lp h

    ~ld Kelly Fields. Then he w as made an in-

    s tr uc to r a t R an do lp h F ie ld i n b as ic t ra in in g

    -- tha t i nc lud es th e 70 ho ur s th e 319 th get s

    p lu s i ns tr um en t, n ig ht a nd f or ma ti on f ly in g.

    H is n ex t s te p w as l i o U va ld e, T ex as P ri -

    m a . ry F l i gh t S c h oo l , rJ C o mm a nd i ng O ff i ce r- .B y t hi s t im e h e' d a lr ~a dy b ec om e a C ap ta in .

    An d b ef ore he l ef t th e s cho ol he w as pr o-

    moted to Major -- on J uly 17, 1942. 3e came

    t o c om ma nd t he 3 19 th , a ft er a s ho rt p er io d

    w it h t he g li de r p ro gr am a t L am es a, T ex as .

    He de cid ed 'he w an te d t o b e i n t he ar my

    w hi le h e w a s i n h ig h s ch oo l- -b ae k i n R us to n,

    L ou is ian a. Bu t, as h e c ou ldn 1t go i n t he n,

    h e w e nt t o Lo ui si an a T ec h f or t wo y ea rs ,

    Continued on Page 5

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    2/8

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    3/8

    T HE H OO SI ER ~ EX AN

    T ex an & nd /o r H oo si er ' G le n M cC la in b el ie ve s

    e h as o ne o f t !1 .em os t i nt er es ti ng j ob s i n t he

    nt ir e 3 19 th s et -u p.

    A s s he ph er d o f - ~h e f rp -s hm an f lo ck , F li g. bt

    om ma nd er M cC la in f ee ls t ha t b i s d od os a re

    os t i nt er es ti ng b ec au se t he y a r ri ve h er e a .

    om pl et e m yst er y. S om e h av e h un dr ed s o f h ou rs

    we ll , a t l ea .s t t ll ri ~e !)a nd o th er s j us t t he

    ar e m in im um c ar ef ul ly p en ne d i nt o n ew l og

    o o k f i. E v a l l. : . 8 . ti n gt . Le i r a b il i ty a n d p u tt i ng

    1 . l e ma l l o n Ule beam to f ly Army style is a jobor thy o f a m an a s j us t a nd c on si de ra .t e a s t he

    o od - na t ur e d M c Cl a in .

    " W om e n s t ud e nt s ," t h e s t r B .\ ' 1b e r: r .r - bl o nd

    om ma nd er c la im s, " ar e g e ne ra ll y m or e d et er -

    ined than m en. They are also more eager and

    s u a l ly i l l l de r s t a nd e x p l an a . t i on s m o r e r e a : li l y . "

    T hi s c ha mp io n of w om en p il ot s ev en ha d a

    oo d ' No rd t o s ay f or h is w if e' s f ly in g' ab il it y.

    l t h ou g h s h e Is o n ly h ad a ho ut f ou r r wu rs d ual ,

    e p ro ud ly b oa st s, " Wh en I p ut h er o n a c ou rs e

    he h ol ds ri gh t t o i t w hi le I s le ep !"

    I t i s t i lr ou gh h is w if e, w ho m h e w e d i n

    ic to ri a n in e y ea rs a go , t ha t. h e c la im s t o b e T ex an - - b y m ar ri ag e.

    B or n f ou rt ee n m il es s ou th o f I nd ia na po li s

    hi rt y- si x y ea rs a go , OUT b l u e -e ; y e d h e r o '

    ta rt ed p la yin g t he d ru ms w it h a d an ce b an d

    he n h e w a s f if te e~ l. B y t he t im e ~ 'l ew as

    we nt y, L e h ad l iv ed a nd w or .; ce d in t hi rt y

    tates.

    T we lv e y ea rs a go h e ar riv ed i n T ex as a nd

    ec am e a ss oc ia te d w it h h is u nc le i n t he m o t: i, .o n

    ic tu re o :l Si ne ss - - t he " Jo hn ny L on g C ir cu ti "- -

    i t . h f i f t y- o n e e x l 1 i bit o : ' .: ' sin t heir chain. He

    s s ti ll o n t h e p Ay ro ll a s a s si st an t g en er al

    an ag er a na s ay s h e' ll g o b ac ~ t o it a ft er t he. . l ' .

    H e s ta rt ed f ly in g f iv e y e ar s a go i n Vi ct or -

    a f or sport. As a c ontractGr, he had three

    .P. T. s es si ons i n Vi ct or ia a nd a t o n e t im e

    wne d f ou r p le ne s. A t p re se nt , h e o wn es o ne,

    Le M o no co up e h e g r ou nd -l oo pe d a t Mu ni ci pa l

    he s am e d ay h e t oo k h is c om me rc iC !- l. an d i n-

    tru ct or te st s, a nd t he d ay b ef ore h is t ow -

    ea de d s on " Di ck ie" wa s b or n. He ha s t au gh t

    t A vi at io n E nt er pr is es e ve r s in ce h e o bt ai n-

    d h is i ns tr uc to r' s r at in g.

    H ol lb ie s, a t t he m om en t, a re o n t t. e s ll el f.

    e :'lasgiven up h is w ri ti ng t em ;> or ar il y, b ut

    be n h e w a s p la yi ng , i n b a n ds r ie w ro te p ro di -

    io us ly a nd c la im s t o h av e e no ug h r ej ec ti on

    l? _p s t o p ape r a b ig r oo m. L ot s o f p ie ce s

    old bu t no t t he o ne s h e c on si de re d b es t. He

    o 1 0: Jg er g oe s h un ti ng - - a ll o f h i s t hi rt ee n

    :J ir dc io t; sa re g on e; a nd h is f is hi ng t ac kl e i s

    c , t"1ering dust.

    A sk 2d i f h e h ad a ., '1 J. 'a dv ic e t o g iv e u s, h e

    ai d, " Ye s. T ak e t hin gs a s t he y c om e; d o yo ur

    est a nd k e ep c om pl ai nt s a s ec re t. A n i ns tr uc -

    or l ik es an d d oe s t he mo st f or o ne w ho d oe s

    ot e xp ec t o r a sk f av or s C"ontinued on Page 6

    ~---.""""QP

    IICAOINt( IX R C IS (

    O LY MP IC S QU AR E

    F if in el la F ie ld h as b ee n c on ve rte d i nt o a

    fl ie r' s pl ay gr ou nd - - i t ha s t ak en o n t he

    a s pe c t o f a c o un t ry c : l. u b- - -at r op i ca l p a ra d is e

    of a r es or t, n o l es s.

    T h e s u dd e n \ ' Y ' a" . sf o rm a ti o nh a s e n ta i le d m a ny

    h a za r ds r . .o tc o ve r ed b y T h e I n su r an c e j v Ja n ,b l es

    h i s h a ,: : :, p yl it tle h ea rt . F or i ns ta nc e, a s yo u

    w al k a lo ng P ea co ck A :l .l eyd ow n by t he O ld L in k

    R oo m y ou a re , a t ( ln y g iv en m om en t, l ik el y to

    f in d y ou rs el f s pr aw le d u nc er em on io us ly i n Te xa

    mu d. T hi s u ns ee ml y t hi ng i s c au se d b y lit tl et in c an s c ou nt er su nk i n th e s o il . U po n c lo se r

    o b se rv a t io n, a ft er ; )' oup ul l y om 's el f u p w i t h

    a n oise like a cow removing a h oof from mud,

    y ou w il l_ ob se rv e t ha t s ome o f o ur br ig ht er f ly

    i ng fe mm es ha ve t os se d l it tl e r in gs o f me ta l

    i nt o s ai d , cu ps . E ve n a s y ou g a' 3e , o ne s uc h : ..

    c lu nk s m er ri ly i nt o y ou r a lr ea dy a bu se d s el f.

    T he p ea ls o f g ir li sh l au gh te r a cc om pa ny in g

    tlds are meant to m ake you make light of it al

    B ut d o yo u! ?! A re y ou m an o r a re y ou m ou se !

    H av in g b ea te n y ou r w ay b y t h e a bo ve h az ar d'

    y ou m a. y s ee y ou r b es t f ri en d w ea ri ng a n e ck -

    pi ec e s tyl is hl y d es i6 ~e d a la ho rs es ho e. Bu t

    nol It can't be -- B UT IT I S! Sure enough,

    s om e m us cl e- bo un d s pi na ch -e at in g f em al e a im ed

    a l ee tl e h ig h w it h t ha t l as t o ne .

    T rou bl e fo r th e a m bul at in g f li er i s n ot ye t

    ov er , f or a bi t 0 = a s t ro ll t wo p ac es b ey on d~ he h or se sh oe l et i s l ik el ;y t o b ri ng a w a ll op

    ln the old eye with an inflated piece of pig -

    or at least the skin of the beast. If y 'ou are

    b ra ve e no -~h t o l ol l i n t he r ay s o f t he t em per

    a me nt al T ex as s un , b ew ar e o f t he m ig ht y b al l

    E ll en G er y t hr ow s. H er c om pa tr io ts i n. t he

    c ia me a re l ik ew is e g oo d w it h t he p ow er b ut c om -

    p le te ly s ti nk e o n a im .

    T he ba dm in to n c ou rt c om es i n f or i ts s ha reo f m is di re ct ed m us cl e. N o v is ib le b ou nd ar ie s

    exist :01' t he c ou rt , s o a ll p la ~r er s a ss um e

    that the n ext county will do. There have

    b ee n r ep or ts t ha t t he m ec ha ni cs i n O ve rh au l

    a re c om pl ai ni ng a bo ut t he b ir di es f li tt in g

    t h ro u gh o n t h ei r w a J. 't o O k l a ho m a.

    A nd n ot hi ng "s t he m at te r w it h u s, a nd

    n ot hi ng 's t he m a tt er w it h u s AN D N OT HI NG 'S

    T HE M AT TE R W IT H U S! ll

    H ow a bo ut a n ic e r ou gh g am e o f T id dl y- Wi nk s

    sometime?

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    4/8

    I N W H IC H W E S ER VE

    ( W it h A p o lo gi e s t o N o e l C ow a rd )

    S c en e : D ep a rt ms n t o f U t te r C o n fu s io n

    C h a ra c t er s : C h i ef E s t ab l i sh m e nt O f f ic e r

    A s s is t a nt C h i ef E s t ab l i sh -

    m e n t O f f ic e r

    Secretary

    M a le G u es t

    C a l is t h en i c s D i r ec t o r

    W i n g C o m ma n d er

    Nurse

    M a i l O 1 ' de : 2 1i e s

    S u n d r y A A F F T D W FT D D D D D D D DD ' ST i m e: A n y

    ( Cu r ta i n r i s es o n C . E .O . s ea t ed a t

    d e sk w r it i ng m em o s. A s st . C . E. O . i n

    c h ai r w r it i ng i n "l a rg e b oo k . S e cr e ta r y

    s t a nd i n g t y p in g n o t ic e s . .O u t er d o o r

    o p en s . E n te r t l lr e e b re a th l es s A A FF -TDDDD'S)

    1 st : D ee ee de ee - w he re 's t he s wi mm in g

    l is t? O h. ( Si gn s i t. )2 nd : D id y ou s en d f or me ?

    C .E .O .: O h, y e s - w i ll y ou p le as e ( Ph on er in gs ) H el lo . N o, A h' m s or ry ; n ot

    n ow - y es - g iv e h i m a v is it or 's t ag

    a nd s en d h im t o ma h o ff ic e - a ll

    r ig ht . ( Ha nd s up a nd t ur ns t o s tu de nt )

    O h y es - w i ll y ou p le as e ( Ph on e r i ng s

    a g ai n a s m a n w it h v i s it o r' s t a g e n te rs

    a n d t w o g i rl s c ra s h t h ro u gh I nn e r

    D oo r .) H el l o - .y e s - j u st a m in u te ,

    ( T ur n s a r ou n d t o o f fi c e) W i l1 y o u a l l

    c l e ar o u t t h i s i s l o n g d i s ta n c e.

    ( O ff i ce e m pt i es i m me d ia t el y ). Y es ,

    M i s s C o c hr a n - ( P a us e ) o h NO! What

    a n A h g oi ng t o d o w it h t he m~ .W el l ( Gi r l p e e rs i n w in d ow w a vi n g w i ld l y,

    r a tt l in g d oo r k n ob . C .E . O. s ha k es h e ad )

    Y e s M a ' a m. A h' 1 1 s ur e t ry . I t 's a l l a

    m a tt e r o f h o us i ng . ( Ha n gs u p . O p~ n s

    d o or . P e op l e p o ur i n, i n cl u di n g M a leGue st. ) ,

    C .E .O .: ( To M al e G ue st ) O h- -I r em be r _

    y ou w an te d t o s ee M is s S mi th . S he 's o n

    t h e F li g ht L i ne . D o t, g et t h e d i sp a tc h -

    e rt o t el l M i ss S mi th s he h as a v is it ori n ma h o ff ic e. ( Ma le G ue st s hr in ks .

    v is i bl y a g ai n st w a ll a s S e cr e ta r y g r ab s

    t e le p ho n e t o m a ke c al l .)

    T w o A A F F T DW F T DS ( s i mu l t an e o us l y ):

    D ee e ed e ee , w h at t i me i s c u rf e w t o-ni ght ? M ay I b ri ng m y car t o go t o

    t h e d e nt i st t om o rr o w? ( Do o r b u rs t s

    o pe n w it h b an g a nd 3 m or e g i rl s w e dg e

    i n , t a l ki n g l o u dl y ) .

    O n e : ( W i th a p p r op r i at e g e s tu r e s, i n c id e n t-

    a l ly b a ng i ng M al e G u es t f u rt h er a g ai n st

    w al l ) s o h e r o ll e d u s o v er o n o ur b ac k

    a nd h el d i t t he re a nd t he d ir t j us t p ou r-

    ed out o f t he c ock i t. I s t he ma il in

    y et ?. an d I w as l az y s o I j us t ha ul ed

    b a ck o n t h e s t ic k a n d -- w el l , i f t h e m a

    n o t h e re , l e t' s g o- - an d t h en w e( e xi t t

    t hr e e g i r ls , s la m mi n g s cr e en d o or l o ud

    C .E .O . C ur fe w i s a t , 8: 30 a s u s ua l a nd y ou

    m ay b ri ng y ou r c ar i f yo u l ea ve i t a t

    m e ss h al l . ( Ex i t t w o m o re A AF F TD W FT D DD

    ( I n ne r D oo r o p e ns t e n ta t i ve l y , t h e n f u l ly .E n t er N u r se )

    N UR S E: A b ou t t he s e ab s en c es ( D is p la y s s he

    o f n o t es a nd p a pe r s) .M ay I s e e t h e c

    o ra l r e po r ts f o r J a nu a ry 3 0t h , F e b . 5 ta n d M a rc h 1 s t?

    ( S e cr e t ar y s c r am b l es t h r ou g h p i l es o f r e p o

    m ut te ri ng . W av es t hr ee a lo ft a nd h an ds t

    t o N u rs e w ho e x it s )

    C .E .O .: W as t ha t t h e p ho ne ? ( Ph on e ri ng s)

    H e l l o y e s ( E n t e r f i v e A A F F T D W FT D D D ' s )

    D on ' t s l am t h e d o o r. ( D oo r s l am s ) H e ll

    G IR LS ( In un is on ): D id y o u w an t m e? W he re

    a re t he p a ck ag es ? M ay I h a ve 3 s ta mp s

    p le as e? W HE N i s PX d ay ? I s my m o ne y

    h e re y et ? S e cr e ta r y v er y q u it e ly m u rm u r

    r e pl i es a s C .E . O. w a ve s f ra n ti c al l y f o

    silence.C.F;: .O.: Yessir nossi r Yess iI'Nossi r

    R ig h ta w ay si r . ( Ha n gs U p . T u rn s t o S e c -

    r et a ry ) A h 'm g o in g . up t o K a j o r F a rm e r

    o f fi c e ( R ~s h es o u t. D oo r s l am s .)

    S EC R ET A RY ( To n o b od y i n p ar t ic u la r) : G ua r d

    m e p l ea s e. ( Wh i sk s t hr o ug h I n ne r D oo r

    p ra c ti c al l y k n oc k in g d ow n s i le n t a nd

    a s t on i s he d M a l e G u e st ) .

    ( S c re e n d o o r o p e ns , a d m it t i ng C a l is t h en i c s

    D i r ec t o r a n d h a l f d o e n A A F F TD W F TD D D D' s .

    D i r ec t o r u n c er e m on i o us l y s t a rt s t o r e-m ov e b l ou s e a nd s hi r t, o cc a si o ni n g l ou d

    g r oa n s f ro m s t ud e nt s a n d s t ar t le d " cl u ck

    f r om M al e G u es t )

    G IR LS : A re w e g o in g t o h av e T HA T t o da y?

    W h y i t 's p r ac t ic a ll y r a in i ng o ut ! ( u n

    p e r tu r b ed , D i r ec t o r p u t s o n s w e a t sh i ra n d c ha n ge s S h oe s )

    D IR EC TO R: A ww l t' s a s we ll d ay f o r a

    q ui ck w or ko ut . F AL L I N! L ET 'S G O! !!

    ( B ug l e pl o ws i n d is t an c e. G i rl s e x it

    h u r ri e d ly . C a l is t h en i c s D i r ec t o r r u s h -

    e s a f te r t he m. M a le G ue st i s l e ft

    l e a ni n g w e a kl y a g a in s t w a l l. )( Re - en t er S e cr e ta r y a s I n ne r D o or O p en s .)M A LE G U ES T s ha k es h e ad , m u te l y.

    ( E n te r m o r e A A F FT D W FT D ' s l o a de d w i t h

    b un d le s o f ma i l. T h ey p er c h o n c h a ir s

    s i t o n f l o or , l e an a ga i ns t w a ll , s o rti ng m a i l n o is i ly . R e -e n te r C .E . O. )

    C . E. O .: 80 y ou s ee , w e h av e t o ha ve

    t h at i nf o rm a ti o n. Y ou k n ow , t h e f un -

    n i es t t h in g h a p pe n ed t h e o t h er d a y- -

    A h w a s d ri v in g ( Ph o ne r i ng s . More

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    5/8

    g ir . ls c o m e i n, d r aw n b y p ro s pe c ts o f

    m a i l. T h ey s t a nd , w a i t in g , w a t ch i n g. )

    H e l lo n o , A h ' m s o r ry , w e d o n 't k n o w

    a bo u t t ha t . Y ou w r it e t o F o rt W or t h

    a nd t he y' ll t el l y ou . Y es , M i ss

    J aque line C ochr an .J A QUE LIN E

    C 0 C H R AN , D ir ec to r, W om en 's F ly -

    T r a in i n g. Y o u 'r e c e rt a i nl y w e l co m e ( H a n g s u p ) .

    E . O. : A h w a s d r iv in g u p f r om ( do o r o pe n s,m or e g ir l s c r ow d i n .)

    R L S: P a t .i s t h er e a n y f or m e ?0000--

    l oo k ~ H e s e nt i t S p e ci a l~ J a ne , p l ea s e

    give m e t h a t o n e t h e re n o , n o . .t h a t s

    n ot i t . t h is o ne ~ L o ok ! M ai l 's i n! H e y

    h av en 't I g ot a ny ? K in A h H a ve M in e}sugar?

    E ( T o C . E. O .) : B u t I p ai d m y l a un d rybill.

    E. O. : T h is i s f o r C le an i ng .R L: O h .

    CON D GIRL : I 've si mpl y ~ to have astamp.

    C R ET A RY : W e h av e n on e t od a y. Y ou c a n g e t

    t h em a t t h e A d B ui l di n g. ( Ex i t g ro u po f G i r ls ) .

    E. O. : A h w a s d ri vi ng u p f ro m t he

    M es s H a ll a n d (E nt e r g ir l f ro m

    I n ne r D o or , m o r e g i rl s f ro m o ut e r

    d o o r, s l am m i ng s a m e l o ud l y )

    R ST : D id a n yo ne b ri ng m y g lo ve s i n?

    ( Ro o ts t hr o ug h b ox o n f l oo r ) H e y- --

    " H e ar t T h ro b " l i p st i c k~ S o m eb o d y' s

    g l a ss e s g o o d l o o ki n g p e n . W H A T a

    s w e at e r ~ F i n a l ly l e a ve s , w i th o u t

    gloves.)

    t h em s ta n d a r ou n d l oo k in g a t M a l e G ue s to s it h st a nd s c on c er t ed s ta r e w i th o n ly

    ig h t wr i gg le s o f em b ar r as sm e nt . M a il

    de rl i es e x it , f o ll ow e d q u ie t ly b y l ar g e

    r c en t o f s tu d en ts . L as t o n e o u ~ -- su r -i si n g ly - - ca t c he s s c r ee n d o o r w h i ch

    o se s q ui et ly . M al e G ue st j um ps i n s u r-ise .)

    E .O .: A h w as d ri vi ng u p, a nd t he re w a s

    o ne o f t h e l ie u te n an ts , s t ra n de d a n d

    ( no t ic e s Ma l e G ue s t, a n d t u rn s t o

    p h on e , w h ic h r in g s a t o n ce . ) H el l o

    Y es - -j u st a m in u te . W il l o n e o f y ou

    g et M rs . p y er , p l ea s e? ( Gi r l ru sh e s t oI nn er D oo r, o pe ns i t a n d b ac ks o ut

    h u r ti e dl y ) OO O O P' S ~ S o r ry ~ ( E x it s wi t h

    h a st y g l an ce a t M a le G ue s t. )

    E .O .: M is s S mi th w il l. b e i n s oo n. A h' m

    s u a h. ( M a le G u es t n o d s w e a kl y ) a n d

    t he p o or l i eu te n~ t w as o ut o f g a s, s o

    A h p i ck e d ( Ou t er D o o r o pe n s. E n te r m o re

    g ir l s, N ur s e e n te r s t hr o ug h I nn e r D oo r

    t o a n s w e r p h o ne . )

    R SE : Y es . Y e s, h on ey . I 'l l b e d o wn f or

    l l il l C ht o d ay . O k ay , h o ne y . I ' l l s e e y o ut h e n. ( E x it s )

    G IR LS : M ay w e h a ve s om e g lo ve s a nd b al ls ,

    p l ea se ? ( S ec r et ar y e xi t s w i th t h em t o

    g e t e q ui p m en t a s C a l i at h e ni c s D i r ec t o r

    e n t er s , f o l lo w e d b y W i n g C o m ma n d er . )

    C AL . D I ~C TO R: Y ou m u st k ee p ' em in L I NE .

    E ve n i f t he f li gh t l ea de r g iv es t he

    w r on g o rd e r, t he y m us t f o ll ow i t.

    ( St a rt s c h an gi n g b a ck t o b lo u se a ga i n)

    ( Ou t er d o o r o p en s a nd M a l e G u es t l e ap s f or -

    w a rd t o g r e et g ir l w ho e nt e rs . W o rd l es sl y, h e d r ag s h e r o ut a nd s c re e n d o or s la m s. )

    W IN G C OM MA ND ER : Y es , s ir . No w, h ow 's

    a bo ut h av in g a m ee ti ng o f a l l t he

    f li g ht l ea d er s a n d s ut f f t o g e t

    ~ h es e d am r e po r ts s t ra ig h te n ed o utC A L . D I R .: W ' n at ' s t h e m a t t e r w i t h t h e

    reports?

    W .C .: O h, t he g al s a re a l ee tl e c on -

    f o oz e d. ( Re - en t er t he S ec re t ar y ,

    f o l lo w ed b y t r ai n o f A A F FT D W FT D D D' s

    w ho j us t c am e i n t o g et a c ha ng e o f

    s ce ne ry , o r t o vi si t, o r t o l oo k o rf or n o r ea so n a t a ll .)

    S EC RE TA RY : S ir , d i d YO U C h ec k o n t h e

    e qu i pm e nt ? I r ef o oz e t o b e r e sp o ns i-

    b le . ( B ef o re h e c an a n sw e r, b u gl eb l o w s r e t r e a t ) .

    W IN G C O MM A ND ER ( Es i ti n g) F a ll i n ~ L e t 'sGO!

    C A L . D I R EC T O R: ( E x it i n g- - O ff s t ag e ) F A L LI N! L ET 'S G O!

    E x e u n t s u n d r y A A F F T D W FT D D D D ' s , C . E 0 ,I

    A s s t. C . E .O . ; N u r se r - a ss e s s i l en t l y

    t hr o ug h I n ne r D o or a nd o u t O u te r D o or .

    D us t s lo w ly s e tt l es i n e ns u in g w u ie t .O ff i ce w a ll s s ag v i s ib l y i n t he c om p le t e

    p ea ce a nd s il en ce o f t he e nd o f a no th erday.)

    C U RT A IN - - A N D H I G H T D' I E.

    Major Farmer from page I

    s ti ll p la nn in g t o j o in t he a rm y. I n 1 93 5,

    h e e nt er ed W es t P oi nt a nd h is a rm y c ar ee r

    began.

    U ni tl h e c am e t o t h e 3 l 9t h, h e s ay s, f or

    r ec r ea ti o n h e l ik e d t o p l ay t en n is , s qu a sh ,

    b ad mi nt on a nd o th er a ct iv e g am es . H e s ti lll ik es t o p l ay , b ut t he 3 19 th k ee ps h im t oo

    b us y. I n f ac t, h e' s c on si de ri ng t ak in g c al -

    e st he ni cs t o ke ep i n t r im . B ut , e v en h is

    f ly in g i s p re tt y c ur ta il ed h er e. A ll h e' s

    a bl e t o d o a re " bu s in es s " f li g ht s t OJ ) .t h e~

    f ie ld s a nd , t he n, c he ck s- -o n a ny on e a t a ny

    time ~

    A s t o b e in g C o mm an di ng O ff ic er o f a d e-

    t a ch m en t o f g i r ls -- a nd g ir l s w h o a r en ' t

    s t r i c t l y i l l , d e ra r m y r e g u l a t io n s - - h e . s a ~ r s ,

    " W& ll , i t' s v e ry i nt er es ti ng ." B ut w e

    d e t ec t a s o m ew h a t a m us e d s m i le . .. .

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    6/8

    A ll i n al l, w e' re r el ie ve d t he 3 19 t

    w il l ge t s pe ci al s ho e r ati on in g. B ut

    t he n, t he H ou st on m ud h id es t he b at t w i

    t he g oo d, a nc . c ov er s a m ul ti tu de o f s i

    T V /o t y lJ e s of s h oe s a p I~ ea r ed a f te r

    st oe ra ti on in g st ar ted . Bo th lo ok un

    c om fo rt ab le t o u s. F ir st c am e c ol or ed

    t oe l es s , h e el l es s s a nd a ls t l la t w e re n 't

    r at io ne d. T he n m en 's s ho es f ro m B on d'

    w al ke d o nt o t he f ie ld , s ti ~f ly .

    M os t o ri gi na l f oa tg ea r, t ho ug h, a re

    t he f ur t ri mm ed b ed ro om s li pp er s w or n

    on e gi rl a nd th e b ar e fee t w orn , on o

    c a ss i on , b y a n ot h er .

    J

    5'l')es2:106S s1.10e5shoes shoes

    T I l 8 o : : -d i : :a r ys p o rt s l lo e ( n o t a l w ay s a

    sad-i:,e51-ice)oa.E i t s o w n m i dd l e- a ge d

    s)read&:ld

    s lc uc :l l. M an y c f t he m c am er ec en tl y i n pa ck ag es f ro m h o me t ha t w e

    h op ed h ad f O' .l di ns te ad . T ~' 1e sed on 't r e-

    ' r iv e m u ch : Ic l de r t h e p o li s ~i n g r a g.

    S ne ak er s t ha t l oo k a s t ho ug h t :: 1e y

    l on ge d f or t he t en ni s c ou rt ~ fa lk r ig ht

    b es id e s hi ' oo ot s t ;1 at h av en 't a s y e t b e-

    c om e a c cl im at ed . T he n, t :' le re 's t he wa y-

    w a r d. co w b o; y b o ot , t h a t' s c e e r. .o I ' on c -

    busting on t he wings of the B T. And,

    f or r ai r~ d ay s, t he s ho rt r ub be r c oo t

    w ith no sh oes ins id e so yo u ha ve to we ar

    t Le m a ll d ay lonE!.

    T O 4 3 -W - l

    P L : ,t o . )n s o f t h e 3 1 9 tr : a r e m a r ch i r :, g i n

    f o ot we a r t ha t 's eJ::ke o r : ly in c c : mf o r t-

    a1.1ere.::is.Other\'Jise, 'Nell, we've found

    over & d c z ei l di s t in c t iv p . t y p es

    T i - :e r e 's t h e m o c as ~ 3 in i n b r n '/ i 1 1,red,

    o n : : : or o ff- whi te . It 's bes t a fte r m uc h

    u se , i "it he r f ro m m ar c: hi ng u p a nd d ow n t he

    s h ol l ! ' oa d s, b e in g t l 'c : m~ l ed o n b ~ T t h e

    g i c 'l ~ e h in d , ' o r k i c ki n g t : - lef , l ap h a n dl e i n

    the PT. Lately, nightly shoe p olbh has

    CG.llwuS~8ged som:-;w:'1att . h e f r a yi n g l e a th e r

    a n d r u n -d o wn : ' le ~ ls .

    thing.

    As t he fi rs t c~ as s to gr ad ua te (I n M em -

    o ri am , M ar ch 1 5t h, 1 94 3) a ll t he e ns ui ng

    c us to ms o f a gr ad ua ti ng c la ss d ep en d u po n t heSenior Woofteds. -

    J us t a s t he d ai s~ c ;l ai n.o f Mt . H ol yo ke a nd

    t he b ra wl a t S cu ll y S qu ar e f or H ar va rd m en

    a re t ra di ti on al , w e s ug ge st t ha t 4 3- W- l i n-

    s ti ga ~e f or t he f ir st t im e a ny wh er e t he q ua in t

    a nd d if fe re nt c er em on y o f "B ur yi ng t heHairnet."

    A s a n a lt er na te , 4 3- W- l c ou ld w il l t he r ip -

    p ed d er el ic ts o f h ai rn .~ ts t o l e ss f or tu na te

    m em be rs of t he low er c la ss - - a nd we d on 't'mean 43-W-2, 3, 4, 5, etc.

    Or - - b ur n 'e m as t he w it ch es o f o ld we re

    tu rn ed in S ale m or S alo me or S ala mi o r s ome -

    T he H oo si er T G x a n" To o f ew ," 1 :: .6c o nt i nu e d, " r ea li z e w 8 'l ' e

    fi gh ti ng a wa r. T he o nl y co mp la ine rs , how -

    e ve r, a re t ho se w ho a re .' 1'tdoing well. Those

    w it .h l ow er a pt it ud e c om pl ai n a bo ut e ve ry th in g

    e ls e f ir st b ef or e s ee in g t he f au lt l ie s w it hi n

    t hem se lv es . So te ll t he gi rl s not to c om pl ain

    o r t h ey m ig ht g iv e a f al se i mp re ss io n. 1I

    T HI NG S W E T HI NK ~TI~~W E T H IN K :

    W E C OU LD N' T D O WI TH OU T ' El '4!

    T he f le et -b ra in ed h ou se 's t ai ls w ho

    al wa ys tu rn in g th e co de m ac hi ne up to a

    lop when we can barely stay on at a tro

    T ho se s au cy p an ca ke b er et s M ar ga re t

    H am i lt o n w e ar s .

    T he f ro nt ie r p an ts T ro tm an p ai nt s o n

    L ea th er be e' s a la rw ns i n t he n ig ht i n

    h e ck r i de s.

    T he b la ck ou ts w e s uf fe r i n g ro un d s cR us se ll 's c ol d f r on t, a nd T re e' s w ar

    T r ip p in g i n f o rm a ti o n.

    S tr au gh an 's c ow bo y b oo ts .

    G re sn bl at 's c ha tt er , a nd C ap pi e' s a n

    smile.

    D au gh er ty 's s en se o f h um or . T he r ed

    a ma zi ng s we at er s. P eb bl e' s b ri ef ca se a

    J oh ns on 's m an il la f ol de r.

    " Ry - U T F eh -H AC E! "

    Phooey.

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    7/8

    A IR c k A F TI ~ f N T l f l 'A T 'O N

    P-39

    NG S : L o w- s li g ht d i he d ra l , s w ep t t a cKelliptice.l

    GI N E: S i ng l e- l iq u id c o ol e d, a f t o f p i l o tLE H e ar t s h ap e d

    EL A G E : S m o o tb u n d e rs i d e , s t r e am l i ne d ,

    a ir s co op o n t op a f t o f p il otN D IN G G E A R : R e t r ~ ct a b l e, t r i cy c l e

    D E R: S m al l , r o un d s i n to u n de r si d e o f

    fuselage

    E : E x tr e me l y l O Eg 8 n d t h i n

    B-25

    GS : . Mi d - w in ~ , s l i g ht d i h e dr a l , s w e p t

    b a ck a n d t a pe r ed , m e di u m h e av y t ; rp eI NE : T w o - un d e r sl u n g r a d i al , n a c e ll e s p r o -

    j e ct b e hi n d w i ng s

    L : A l m o st r e ct a ng u la r - h i gh o n f u se l ag e

    E L AG E : L o ng , m o di f ie d b o x c a r a p p e ar a nc e ,t a i l t u r r et

    D I~ G G E A R : R e t r ac t a b le

    DE..rt:T wo - o dd s ha pe d, a t e nd s o f t ai lplane

    E : R o u nd e d , b o m be r t y p e , f a J : 'i n f r o n t o fmotor.

    "ZERO'"

    S E N T O Z E R O ( J a va n e s e P ur s u i t)

    NG S : L o w, d i he d ra l , f u ll y e l li p ti c al

    GI N E: S i ng l e r a di a l, c l os e t o w i ng

    IL : S w ep t b a ck , e l li p ti c al

    S EL A G E : W e l l - s tr e a ml i n e d, s m a l ~ ~ Q n tr a l

    cockpit.

    mI N G G E AR : F i xe d w i t h s t r ea m li n in g p a nt s

    DD E R: R a ke d b a ck a n d s ~ et r jc a l

    SE : B l u nt w i th s p in n er

    FLY I N G F S M M E S

    W om en h av e a lw ay s p la ye d a l ar ge p ar t i n

    e v er y ma j or a e ro n au t ic a l a c co m pl i sh m en t . A f te r

    C o l . C h - s .r l e sA . L i n d be r g m a d e h i s n a w i m m o :: - t al

    f l is h t a c ro s s t h e A tl a nt i c t h er e vlere severa~

    a t ~s e mp t s b y w o m e n t o (d u pl i ca t e h i s f e a t . P r ln -

    cess Lowenst8.in-Wertheim, who vIas 6? y ea 's o f

    a g e a t t h e t i m e, m a de a n W l su c ce s sf u l a t te m pt .

    i n 1 92 7. R ut h E ld er a ls o f ai le d a nd w a s p ic k-

    e d u p a t . s ea . T he f ir st s uc ce ss fu l n on -s to p

    A t la n ti c c r os s ir . g w a s m a d e b y A m el i a E a rr . ar t ,

    w ho n ee ds n o i nt ro du ct io n t o t he m o st i ne x-

    p e ri e nc e d b i l' d wo m en w h et h er o r n o t s h e h a s

    a c qu i re d h e r w i ng s o r i s s t il l i n t : le f le d gi n g

    s t ag e s, F o r t h e ' sa k e. o f s t at i st i cs , h e r f l ig h t

    w as m ad e i n 2 0 h ou rs , 4 0 m in ut es , i n h e r s hi p

    " Fr ie nd sh ip ". W he n t he t ot al h o ur s o f t h e

    a ct ua l f li gh t a re l oo ke d a t i n. t h e e y e s o f a

    p i lo t , t l ,e s u m g r o ws t o m ou n ta i no u s p r o-

    p or ti on s. I f y ou a nd I o nl y s to p t o t h in k o f

    t h e t r em e nd o us p l an n in g w h ic h m u s t g o i n to a n y-

    o n e o f t h e f a m ou s f l ig h ts m a de q y w o me n , s u ch

    a s E a rh ar t' s, i t s ee ms n o m at te r h ow h ar d o rl on g w e w or k, w e w ou ld j ~s t n e ve r r ea ch s uc h

    a s ta ge o f p e rf ec ti on . H ow ev er , w e d o k n o w

    f r om o u r e x p e ri e nc e , a l re a dy g a in e d i n t h e

    3 1 9t h , t h er e i s n o th i ng e n ti r el y i m po s si b le .

    I t t oo k t he " fa mo us f ir st s" a l ot o f h a rd -

    f o ug h t h o ur s b e fo r e t h ey w e re a c cl a im e d q y

    t he w or ld . I f yo u w o rk f or a n d d e se rv e y o ur

    l au re ls t he y w on 't b e l on g i n c o mi ng . I f'

    you ne8~ f u rt h er p r oo f , r e vi e w a g ai n t h e

    " Fl yi ng F em me s" i n t en ns o f t he h ou rs s pe nt

    a cq ui ri ng t he s ki ll a nd s ta mi na i n o rd er t o

    b e co m e o n e o f A v i at i on s " F ly i ng F e mm e s" .

  • 7/31/2019 WASP Newsletter ~ 04/01/43

    8/8

    L t. F le is hm a~ 's m ig ht y e ff or ts a re

    b e ar i ng b i tt e r f r ui t .. J u st a s .k t h e

    ga l {/.'.lO h ap pi ly g re et ed a ma le f ri en d

    w ho s ho we d u p u ne xp ec te dl y. S he s la p-

    pe d h im o n th e ba ck n nd } ~o ck ed hi m

    p ra ct ic al ly u nc on sc io us . T hu s en de th

    a ~ ot h er b e au t if u l f r -i e r. d sh i p.

    L it er al ly f ro m t he b ar ny ar d: B il ly S te ed

    t el ls u s t he W e at he r B ur ea u w as f or me rl y

    u nd er t he D ep t. o f A gr ic ul tu re . O h, w el l

    - - p il ot h er e; p il ot t he re ; w ha t' s t be

    difference.

    A nd w ho w as t he t ire d so ul w ho re pl ie d t o

    t he o rd er f or " Br ea th in g E xe ry ci se ! H an ds

    o n H ip s, P la ce !! !! " . . " B ut I d on 't f ee l

    l i ke b r ea t hi n g . . "

    T hi ng s w el d l ik e t o s ee - - A ll p er so nn el

    o n F if in el la F ie ld c om pe ll ed t o w ea r h ai r-

    n et s. Th ey s ho ul d be q lut e b ec om in g to

    s om e o f o ur c he ck p il ot s.

    He ar d i n t he R eady R oom : " But , s ir , e ver y

    a pp ro ac h ~ ln S t o h a ve a . l an di ng ." - - A n d.

    s o me t im e s t ~ 1r e e o r f o ur ?

    4 3- W- 2' s T ho mp so n h op es t he B T l eg ge d t he

    f ir st 5 2 mi nu te s i t f l ew h er a ro un d.

    T ex as i s r ea ll y p ec ul ia r. S ee ms t he s t at e

    i s s o p et ro le um c on sc io us t ha t i t h as t an k

    fa rm s. If yo u d on lt be li ev e i t, lo ok o n

    a n y m a p!

    W ho w as t he S en io r W oo f t ed w ho g ot b or ed

    wi th it al l i n t ue L in k a nd r ead h er ma il

    w hi le s he m e rr il y f le w a cr os s t wo b ea ms .

    H ec k R id e H is to r; y: 4 3- W- l h ud dl ed a ro un d

    t he W o rr yi ng T ab le i n t he R ea dy R oo m, w it h

    o ne c or ne r m ar ke d o ff a s t he F re t- ln lF um e

    Department.

    W e u nd er st an d a pa rt me nt s a re a t a p re mi um ,

    a nd t ha t a ll ig at or h un ti ng h at h i ts c ha rm s.

    43 -W -l h op es th at f rom n ow o n a ll t he pin k

    s li ps t he ir i ns tr uc to rs 'g iv e ' em w il l b e

    size 34. And did you know you can get pink

    s li ps f or S ol o r id es !? !? !

    Ev en i f you t r~ p do in g i t, ma yb e y ou r

    s li de d ow n t he w in g w il l c 0n vi nc e t he

    d es ig no rs t he re s ho ul d b e a f ir e e x-

    t in gu is ho r i n t h e f ro nt c oc kp it .

    O DE T O M Y I NS TR UC TO R

    M y p oo r i ns tr uc to r i s c o ve re d w it h d ou

    B ut s tu rd y a nd s ta un ch h e s ta nd s

    De sp it e w ha t I h ave pu t h im t hru

    W hi le t ou ri n~ o n Te xa s l an ds .

    Ti me w as, I k no w, wh en he wi sh ed he k n

    I f my s en se o f d ir ec ti on w as t he re

    An d t ha t w as t he ti me w hen I f le w a nd

    B ut E l C am po ha d van is he d in a ir .

    Th e da y w as co ld a s w e f lew al ong

    B um pi ng f ro m s id e t o s i deM y a lt it ud e r os e a nd t he n w ou ld f al l

    1111n ev er fo rge t th at ri de ! ~ !

    E l C am po w as r ea ch ed (1111 n e ve r k n ow h

    M y i ns tr uc to r b re at he d a d ee p s ig h

    Th en ba ck h om e ag ai n - v ia th e G ul f

    Fo r a wh il e I w is he d I co ul d di e.

    H e' s e nc ou ra ge d m e g re at ly b y hi s t al k

    So I st an d on th e f lig ht li ne t oda y

    W on de ri ng w ha t p ar t o f T ex as w eI ll t ou

    W hi le t el s w at ch in g h is h ai r t ur n g re y

    A nd h ow a bo ut t he K ey bi rd w ho r ad io ed T o we r h e r t l 'a n sm it te r w a s , ) ut a n d a s ke

    t he T ow er t o s i gn if y r ec ep ti on b y w ig g

    i ng t he T ow er .

    T he g ro un d ' sc ho ol s ta ff r ep or ts o ur g r

    m at te r g oe s b la nk n ow a nd a g8 .i n. S ee m

    s om eo ne c ou ld n' t u nd er st an d h ow a l ow

    w in g m on op la ne c ou ld f ly w it h t he w in g

    i n th at p os it io n. I te m: It rea ll y ca

    y ou y ~o w . .i t' s a ll d on e w it h m ir ro rs .

    S om e o f 43 -W -3 t hi nk s 4 3- W- l h as g on e

    t l1 ea tr ic al , w h at w it h a ll t he t al k a boS ta ges . W el l, so me of th e l an di ng s we

    r a th e r d r am a ti c .

    A nd ho w a bo ut t he T ow er T al e a ne nt t he

    f ra nt ic c on tr ol ma n w ho s cr ea me d, " Go d!

    D on lt d o t h at !" A nd t he c al m r ep ly , "

    i s G o d r ep or ti ng . I w o nl t. "

    D ef in it io ns : V al ve l ap r ec ov er y ( fr om

    s pi ns ): T he p oi r: .ta t w hi ch b ot h v al ve

    ar e of f the s ea t at t he sam e ti me .

    A rm y C he ck I te m: C on ve rs at io n b et we ena S en io r W oo f t ed a nd a v is it in g A rm y

    C h ec k p i lo t .

    C .P .: F or ce d l an di ng l

    S. W. : Sh ou ld I pot he r w it h a ll th at

    a oo ut s w~ tc hi ng t an ks , p ro p p it ch , f la

    I n ' s tu f f.

    C. P. : W ell ~ af ter al l, thi s is a c he c

    f li gh t, a nd s in ce y ou 'v e b ee n t au gh t

    y ou m ay a s w el l c om pl y.

    S.W.: Oh, really, now. It's all too,

    t o o s i ll y .