ways to bunk class without getting caught

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Tip #1: Set the stage

In order for your bunking plans to play out without getting caught you are going to have to make it look as real as possible.

Plan it out all night just so it’s probability of success is great. Get your friends to

help you fill in on the ruse.

Tip #2: Faking sickness

The old faking sick gag never is a traditional lifesaver for the young ones.

Fall asleep through the night with the air-conditioner switched on at the lowest temperature.

Do some fake coughs but make them look convincing.

Cross your fingers and pray that it all plays out just like you planned.

Even the smallest blunder or inconsistency could ruin it all.

You might want to weigh down the consequences of your bunking operation before you go ahead with it.

Your attendance is vitally crucial and as such you should be cautious of it.

Be careful not to bunk to often otherwise your parents will be informed and the truth will reign down like a tragic storm

Usually the most convenient time to skip out on your classes is just a little before or during lunchtime.

Make it a point that you make it back to class so that your attendance isn’t jeopardized.

Tip #6: Be mindful of cameras

Tip #7: Don’t overdo it

There is a difference between laying low and putting yourself off the map.

Make sure your disappearing act doesn’t last long or it could cause a panic at school and at your own home.

Tip #8: “I have to got to the toilet”

Old but still very affective!

Don’t do this often or it will get ugly when you really have to go.

Tip #9: Go home early

Make a beeline for home about 30 minutes before your class ends.

Be sure that you have all of the materials that were discussed in class before you take off.

Tip #10: Be like a ninja

Know your usual hiding and cozy areas well at hand before you make a move.

Be as stealthy and silent as possible.

Carefully maneuver around the campus without alerting a soul.