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OASIS GRACES December ISSUE #4 Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends in low Today’s issue of the OASIS is all about this dead beat world we live in and the friendships people are making in the OASIS gaming world in an effort to escape it. It is the year 2044 and Global Warming is worse than ever. We have read of the weather changing over the years, and we have learned that the weather had changed significantly from 2010-2020, with less snow in the winters, higher temperatures, and rain droughts for years at a time. In the early 2000s, people loved living in the suburbs and would often leave the city, opting for a spacious home rather than a cramped apartment. But now, everyone is fleeing to their nearest city in order to gain If you haven’t followed the trend and flocked to your nearest city, now is the time to do so. This is no longer a time of luxury where you can choose where you want to live because that is what you prefer. This is a time of necessity and survival; there is no longer room for what you want. The OASIS is a great place to meet people around the world who are going through the same problems as you are, so create an avatar and start a new life for yourself TIPS FOR SURVIVING THIS CRUEL WORLD To Contact the OASIS GRACES Phone: 1-800-MYOASIS (1-800-696-2747) readyplayeronewiu.wordpress.com Ready, Player One? MONTH YEAR VOL. # ONE MONTH YEAR VOL. # ONE

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OASIS GRACES

December 2044

ISSUE #4

Think I'll slip on down to the oasisOh, I've got friends in low places

Today’s issue of the OASIS is all about this dead beat world we live in and the friendships

people are making in the OASIS gaming world in an effort to escape it. It is the year 2044

and Global Warming is worse than ever. We have read of the weather changing over the

years, and we have learned that the weather had changed significantly from 2010-2020, with

less snow in the winters, higher temperatures, and rain droughts for years at a time. In the

early 2000s, people loved living in the suburbs and would often leave the city, opting for a

spacious home rather than a cramped apartment. But now, everyone is fleeing to their

nearest city in order to gain faster internet access so that they can fall into their beloved

OASIS getaway. Gas is hard to come by and those of us who have it save it by any means

possible. The stock market crash in 2008 screwed up our economy, and even though several

presidents have tried to dig our economy out of the ground, it ended up being buried six-

feet-under with an epitaph that read “Here lies the future; good luck my friends.”

If you haven’t followed the trend and flocked to your nearest city, now is the time to do so. This is no longer a time of luxury where you

can choose where you want to live because that is what you prefer. This is a time of necessity and survival; there is no longer room for

what you want. The OASIS is a great place to meet people around the world who are going through the same problems as you are, so

create an avatar and start a new life for yourself today! Just because we are all in a low place right now, this doesn’t mean we have to

suffer alone. One last tip, the fortune of James Halliday has been reported as being hidden within the OASIS for one special gamer to

find. This could be you, so get to the city and start gunting!

TIPS FOR SURVIVING THIS CRUEL WORLD

To Contact the OASIS GRACES

Phone: 1-800-MYOASIS (1-800-696-2747)

readyplayeronewiu.wordpress.com

Ready, Player One?MONTH

YEARVOL. # ONE

ISSUE #1MONTH

YEARVOL. # ONE

ISSUE #1