Welcome to pointless and random files 101

Don’t bring that popcorn near my hard drive.

Command: delete hard drive to make room for harmful viruses.

Command: enter emergency self destruct mode.

Command: delete file: “do not delete this file or the FBI will find you and track you down.

Love the FBI”

Calm down and listen up !

Danger ahead!!!

THE FBI WILL FIND

YOU.

H1 N1 virus here

BY ORDER OF THE FBI DO NOT INHALE OR

EXHALE FOR THE NEXT 30 MIN.

The password is mac and Cheese.

Reformatting hard drive to make room for violent programs and R rated movies.

Our government is a big scam.

P SQIDDY RULES

Booger T Muffin will rule the world

Kerby smells bad.

Epic Epic failurefailure

IF YOU HAVE A NOSE RAISE YOUR HAND.

If you can read this you are upside down, and should flip right side up.

Give me chocolate.

The world is coming to a painful end! Unless you eat a cheese hoagie. Or if you buy Elvis

plushies.

My keyboard is out of control and lieirji;evijce’ihsd’h’ioe785p9f/lkff.”R”T%^+{]%

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Ryan Kilmer for world dictator. Vote Ryan 2009!!! Make the

world a worse place and vote for me!!! I will permit the eating of sugary and fatty

foods.

I am Ryan Kilmer and I approve this message.

Hi kids! It’s Fred, THE

FRED OF ALL FREDS.

Have you seen the

proverbial Bob?

This is MY computer and don’t try to tell me otherwise!!!

Rules

1.I am in charge therefore obey me.

2.When in doubt refer to 1.

Bucket-dude is sooooooooooooo cool his coolness is more cool than everyone's coolness put together. That’s cool.

The world is coming to an abrupt end so you won’t need that chocolate…

I shall dispose of it in a resourceful manner.

Give us Breyers ice cream and we’ll let you live. That’s an ORDER! And Starbucks gift cards, 50$ or more!

IF YOU HAVE MONEY,CREDIT CARDS OF FOOD,PLEASE GIVE THEM TO US. IT IS YOUR PAYMENT FOR VBS.