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Welcome to the Twelfth Edition of our Newsletter

I suppose really this is the thirteenth edition but I think last week’s special edition deserves a spot of its own. In this edition we have some photos of John’s birthday celebration and letters from Pat and John on our new letters page. John

loved the celebratory newsletter and the album with all your greetings and

photos. This is a bumper issue – I will have to start including a contents list! In this issue there are, of course, our regular articles – and a couple of new ones.

I would like to say a big thank you to everyone who has contributed to this issue

and please don’t forget to send in any articles, jokes, recipes, interesting news or anything you think might be of interest to other members – especially any tips on keeping busy or any community news.

Please send any contributions to Karen: abbott111@talktalk.net

Edition 12 Monday 15th June 2020

mailto:abbott111@talktalk.net

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Music in Our Time This is a regular item so if you have a relevant piece of music which reflects either the

season, an event or our wonderful land, please email abbott111@talktalk.net

Celebrating The Summer Solstice by Alan Malloy

In a few days time, the longest day of the year will be here: Saturday, June 20th is the Summer Solstice. Dawn will break over Tain at 04.17, with the sun setting 18 hours later at 10.19pm. In his opera ‘Peter Grimes’, Benjamin Britten skillfully depicts dawn breaking over the sea in the first of four sea interludes. Britten was born in Suffolk and had a strong affinity with its people and places. He returned there to spend the last part of his life in Aldeburgh. The opera reflects the tragic tale of an Aldeburgh fisherman Peter Grimes, and to my ears, is in parts challenging to hear, but there are sections which are more reflective. This first sea interlude, Dawn is one such piece. Britten’s music expressively captures the sun’s rays breaking over a calm sea. Dawn from Benjamin Britten’s ‘Peter Grimes’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=692noeACXrs For many people, the Summer Solstice is a special day. Crowds gather around Stonehenge, with druids and pagans celebrating the day, often in their hundreds. Closer to home, on Orkney, people gathered around the Comet Stone near to the Ring of Brodgar, with modern pagan and Orcadian traditions being celebrated, some people spending the whole night there. All over Europe, one of the traditions on the night of the Summer Solstice is the lighting of bonfires on the tops of hills. This tradition dates all the way back to the Middle Ages. Manuel de Falla wrote his ‘Ritual Fire Dance’ as part of his opera ‘El amor brujo’ (The bewitched love). Originally written for piano, it has also been transcribed for orchestras, which I think is more powerful. Ritual Fire Dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbx5i4A_XMc Back to Orkney, the St Magnus Festival is an annual event (apart from this year, due to the pandemic), lasting around a week in late June, celebrating the arts. The festival was founded in 1977 by a group which included Sir Peter Maxwell Davies; ‘Max’ to his friends. Max moved to the Orkney Isles in 1966, where he lived for the rest of his life (He died in 2016). Max was amongst many things, a keen environmentalist. When plans were being considered to open a Uranium ore mine on Orkney, he wrote and performed music to protest. - The ‘Yellow Cake Review’. One of the most famous pieces from this review is ‘Farewell to Stromness’, which depicts the residents from the town of Stromness having to leave their homes as a result of the dangerous Uranium ore contamination. Sadly, I couldn’t find Max playing this music. Simon Mulligan is the pianist here: ‘Farewell to Stromness’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpJB-XXE9Xg I also enjoy this music played on the guitar, so it’s included below - played with great expression by Matthew McAllister. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_YJhE3vmw

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Please remember to send in your craft ideas!!

Paper Mache Bird

Here are the materials you will need:

Corrugated cardboard

Template (at the end of this feature for you to print

out)

Scrap paper torn into strips (newspaper or low grade

photocopy paper).

Paper Clips

Sticky Tape

PVA Glue (or flour & water 50/50 mix)

Glue brush

Paints (I used acrylic paint but watercolours are fine)

Paint brush

Instructions:

Cut out 2 bird bodies and one small square in corrugated card from the template (picture 1).

Attach the small square of corrugated card to the bird bodies (picture 2)

Bend the paper clips to form two legs and feet picture 3)

Glue the two cut birds together at the nose and the tail. Position the two legs – slide them into the corrugated cardboard and glue in place. I used a glue gun but any glue is fine (picture 4)

Dilute the PVA glue with water – 50/50 (picture 5).

Glue the strips of paper onto the bird using the diluted PVA glue (pictures 6).

Allow the paper mache to completely dry then add another layer (picture 7)

When dry decorate your bird! (pictures 8 & 9)

Karen’s Crafty Corner

This idea was sent to me by a member of our Craft Group

I had such fun with this - so I made a flock!!

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Each week we will be publishing a member’s Desert Island Disc choices

This week it’s Alan Malloy’s selection

Do you choose your eight favourite tunes to recall happy memories, family or friends

- or do you choose music which will help you endure this mythical desert island, by

lifting your spirits? Ideally, we choose music which both makes us feel happy and

brings back strong memories of our ‘nearest and dearest’. I’ve included links to my choices so you can enjoy these too (hopefully).

From Handel’s Messiah: ‘For unto us a Son is born’ I hope you remember that ebullient feeling on a Friday evening when work for the

week finishes. This piece of music reminds me of this happy time: Rhoda and I used

to sing along to this rousing piece, while preparing our Friday evening meal. There’s nothing like a good sing to lift your spirits too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS3vpAWW2Zc

J.S.Bach: Badinerie from Second Orchestral Suite

This is such a fast and joyful piece: you can’t help but feel exhilarated when listening to it. This has happy memories for me as our daughter Claire played the

flute, so it reminds me of her. She’s still got the flute, but alas doesn’t play it at the moment… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zcTKhohtJg

Bon Jovi: ‘Its my life’ We’ve always loved Scotland, having visited on so many occasions. The decision to move here was easy, but not without concern. Driving up the A9 on our way to Ullapool, this song from Bon Jovi played and it crystallised our decision to make the break and move ‘up North’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE

Parisienne Walkways - Gary Moore I love France. I’ve been there countless times for many different reasons: family holidays mostly. Claire spent a year at Bordeaux University. We happily visited and enjoyed our trips to restaurants and auberges in the countryside around Bordeaux. This song reminds me of those wonderful times - and while it isn’t French in any way, the guitar playing of Gary Moore is sublime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98eIW6CN62k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS3vpAWW2Zchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zcTKhohtJghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98eIW6CN62k

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Walter and Meggie are

Siberian Forest cats owned

by my daughter Claire who

lives in Milton Keynes.

Walter is ginger in colour

with black paws, while

Meggie has darker markings

and her paws are

white.They are brother and

sister, chosen from a litter

of six kittens, and are two

years old.

The Siberian Forest cat is

the national cat of Russia

and their dense triple fur

coats are waterproof and

capable of withstanding

extremely cold

temperatures.

Asturias by Issac Albeniz I’ve had a love affair with the guitar for decades. I still play (badly), but one of my favourite pieces is ‘Asturias’. It was originally written for the piano, but it sounds so much better on the guitar. John Williams plays this to perfection, while I still struggle to play parts of it recognisably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDAHl54V0CU ‘Oh What A Beautiful Morning’ - Oklahoma, Rodgers & Hammerstein At the school where I taught, I organised many residentials, which for many students was the highlight of their school careers. Trying to get 40+ teenagers out of bed on a morning is never easy, so to rouse them I used to sing various songs, one of which was this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APc0z49wg

‘Tomorrow shall be my dancing day’ - arranged by John Rutter I’ve sung in many choirs; most of them connected with my time at college and later, in school. I sang this Christmas carol with Tain Choral; directed by Lydia Jackson. Thank you Lydia for so skillfully coaching us to sing this, at times frustratingly difficult song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRitP2EB9QA ‘Ne’er reject a tender lover’ - Handel: Guilio Cesare Handel is my favourite composer and this for me is one of his most enjoyable tunes. Sung by the bass, John Tomlinson, I could warble along to this while watching for my rescue ship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABQ8PC9Zm6U My favourite song: Unto Us a Child Is Born

My luxury: Chocolate or a guitar? What a difficult decision…got to be a guitar.

Book: Shogun by James Clavell

Alan’s Desert Island Discs continued .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDAHl54V0CUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APc0z49wghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRitP2EB9QAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABQ8PC9Zm6U

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Letters to the Editor This is a new item in our newsletter and I hope that many members will use it to let me

know what features in the newsletter they enjoy and maybe those that they don’t!

Karen,

I think the Letters to the Editor is a good idea. I

enjoy (and am often very moved by) many of the

articles so much, particularly animal-related and

jokes and many of the useful ones (Alan's for

example). This week, I particularly enjoyed Ruth's

poem about her old cat having gone through that

experience myself - very eloquent. I am always in

envy of the use of the language by many

contributors - I used to have a good vocabulary

and have always loved the English language and all

its vagaries though now I can barely finish a

sentence. Anyway, carry on the brilliant work.

Regards, Morley (Meinertz)

And another quick comment from Morley –

I was very moved and quite involved by the lovely touching and descriptive recording of Helen’s sighting of the Deer swimming across to Cromarty. I didn’t know they swam and was it lost and trying to get home or what ???

Dear Friends

Thank you all for helping to make my birthday memorable. I

was anticipating rather a quiet birthday, in the present

circumstances, but you helped to ensure that it was

anything but! It was great - and totally unexpected - to see

some familiar faces from ERAS U3A, and I'm so glad you

managed to come along.

Your gifts were also really appreciated. I was astounded and

touched by all the photos and messages from members, and

to be on the front page of the Special Edition Newsletter

was truly special. I always enjoy the newsletter, and I found

this one particularly interesting because of the way every

feature highlighted the differences, and showed the

progression, from the 1920s to the 2020s.

Thank you all, for everything - even the big red notice board!

Here's hoping we will be able to meet with each other soon.

John (Webster)

Dear Karen

Just a word from me to thank you - and Franca,

Rhoda and Alan - for all you did to help make

John's 100th birthday special. It was a wonderful,

happy occasion, and John was genuinely amazed by

'all the fuss'. The Covid19 birthday bash will go down

as one of the best yet, and your part in it is much

appreciated. You worked like Trojans to get

everything done and then put the icing on the cake

by coming along to represent all our U3A friends and

present your gifts. Both the 'hard copy' of the

Newsletter and the Birthday Album will be

treasured, I can assure you.

I may say, our family - not just the immediate family,

but relatives in Canada and Australia also - were

greatly impressed by it all. They think the Newsletter

is fantastic, and so do we, so please don't stop when

all this is over - let it be part of the new 'Normal'

Thank you, every one of you.

Pat (Webster)

John, on his birthday, enjoying reading his

special edition newsletter! You can see

more photos of John’s birthday celebration on page 32

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When I saw the photo of Lyon's Corner House, I remember my birthday treat was being

taken there and downstairs in the basement, they had an enormous restaurant decorated

with palms and a trio played music whilst you ate. It was called "The Salad Bar" and you

could eat as much as you liked! It was all fresh vegetables on the menu. I only ate dried

vegetables in London, mashed potato made from potato powder, omelettes made from

egg powder and cabbage made from dehydrated cabbage!

Only when I was put on the train at St. Pancras for Aberdeen to stay with my great aunt

and uncle on their farm, did I eat fresh vegetables. They sent me into their vegetable

garden to pick the peas and little carrots for the broth. I used to sit there, with the

colander and shell the peas and pull the carrots until my aunt called me in. I ate more than

I dropped into the colander! My aunt dropped the vegetables into the big pot with the leg

of lamb and the tatties. I remember we ate the meat and the tatties. Then barley and lots

of lovely parsley and seasoning was added to the broth and we enjoyed that!

My Mum knew what she was doing when she sent me to Scotland for six weeks every

year. All homemade jams and cakes, fresh air and loads of exercise. No need for my daily

dose of cod liver oil and Virol in Scotland! I do remember at school, when we were lined

up for various medical inspections, that over half the class were very thin and had rickets.

When I was older and learnt about vitamins and good diets, I realised just what my mother

had achieved for me.

During the war, she had been told to leave her job in Selfridges by her mother, and escort

her pregnant young sister out of the London Blitz, to safety in Scotland, to that same aunt

and uncle on their farm where I stayed many years later. My mother then joined the Land

Army Girls on a big farm near Lossiemouth.

Just a little tale of mine, but I think my parents would be pleased I have come full circle

and enjoying the fresh air, clean water and beautiful countryside that they so loved and

enjoyed!

Thank you once again for a truly wonderful Newsletter.

Best wishes to all

Carol (Bevan)

Memories of Lyon’s Corner House by Carol Bevan

Hello Karen and Team

Thank you so much for compiling this wonderful U3A

Special for our John. I bet he was delighted!

You are such a talented lot and I think you covered every

aspect to evoke the memories!!

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Pets Page This week’s Pets - Walter & Meggie

by Rhoda Malloy

Walter has a voracious appetite and has to be fed in a different room to Meggie,

or else he will wolf down his meal and immediately start on hers!

Meggie is the playful one who loves to chase feathers and ping pong balls, while

Walter watches from a window sill wondering when he will be called for his next

bowl of food.

They are such beautiful creatures, so agile in their movements - the height of

gracefulness. Watching them play and stalk each other is mesmerising. Their

presence in a room creates a real sense of calm and relaxation that is until they

decide to have a mad half hour, during which they fly around the furniture and

leap up onto cupboards and shelves in their exuberance.

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I married into the Vass dynasty!

My husband’s Christian name is Nicholas (known to most as Nick or Big Man) and the name can be traced back to at least the 1400s. Naturally our son is Nicholas too but there it ends

because he has two daughters.

Another Vass family in Shandwick have generations of men christened Nicholas.

Nick told me he had no relatives but on my first visit to Shandwick I found this to be very

untrue. He had aunts, uncles, cousins, second cousins etc and I had to navigate my way round

and try to identify who “belonged” to whom. The grandfather Nicholas who died in 1953 had been a widower for some years and by all accounts he was a character. He lived in the house

where we now stay.

I think a rota of relatives kept an eye on him. A cousin told me that in 1939 as a young girl she

had been up at her grandfather’s in Shandwick when the news of the sinking of the Royal Oak at Scapa Flow began to circulate. She said it was a beautiful, quiet evening but the shock was

dreadful. Over 800 men died. One cousin survived along with two other sailors from the

Seaboard villages but three Vass men died, two were from Shandwick.

In 1971 when I first visited there was a local shop in Shandwick owned by an elderly brother

and sister, Hughie and Dinah Ross. Hughie was a very educated man and spoke, read and

wrote Shandwick Gaelic. There used to be a Hilton Gaelic too. They went under a bye name of

'Beeldan'. Bye names were used to identify which family a person belonged to. The two Vass

families using the Christian name Nicholas in Shandwick were the Nicholas Kennedy Vasses

and Nicholas Nican Vasses (our family).

Hughie had some memorable stories about Nick’s grandfather who is also the great grandfather of an esteemed U3A member! He and Hughie were cousins I think.

The Bronze Age fort which was excavated recently at Easter Rarichie farm on Nigg Hill is

known in the Vass family as the Fairy Hill. The grandfather was reputed to have had an illicit

still around that area, but he died before revealing where it was. Ten years later a cow grazing

on the fort fell through the roof of the well disguised mini distillery.

The grandfather had been a seaman and always wore a skipper’s cap. Legend has it that he used to poach rabbits on Nigg Hill and was constantly one step ahead of gamekeepers or

water bailiffs. The first cliff you come to walking from Shandwick is known as The Nose.

Hughie told me that to evade a gamekeeper grandfather swam round The Nose and back to

Shandwick with his ferret under his hat.

Sagas of the Vass Family By Catherine Vass

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We returned to the family house in 1994 and had it rebuilt. What had been a single fisherman’s cottage had morphed over the years into two semidetached houses. The house next door had

been empty for years. A young family bought it with a view to modernising it. However the

document search uncovered a problem, they did not have title to the original part of their

house, and the Vass family still owned the title. It transpired that grandfather had sold the end

of the house to a friend who needed somewhere to live. Apparently it was sold for one shilling

and grandfather acquired the new nickname of Bobbity. We relinquished the title to allow

them to get finance to modernise and laughed at the story.

The preceding tales cannot be substantiated apart from the title deeds but I think the source

was very reliable. Hughie was certainly a great story teller and a very generous man. He used

to come over to my mother-in-law for Sunday lunch and if we were up on holiday he would

settle by the fire and entertain us with local knowledge. He took us up to Croick Church to read

the window etchings of the tenants cleared from Glencalvie. He thought some of the family

had been among the dispossessed. It is a haunting place.

He said they used to get belted at Hilton Primary School if they were caught speaking in Gaelic.

Times were harsh then.

My husband’s father travelled the world. He worked on a sheep farm in Australia, was a teamster in Manitoba, worked in the steel mills in Pittsburgh and returned from Canada via the

Trans Siberian railway. He returned to the UK to join the navy for WW2 and was stationed on

minesweepers protecting the Russian convoys. He was based in Belfast and met my mother-in-

law. My husband had an uncle Andrew who was killed at Flanders in 1914 and we have visited

his memorial at Le Touret in northern France. There is another young Vass man from Beauly

commemorated there and another on the Mennen gate in Ypres.

Another uncle, David was awarded the British Empire Medal for service on the Russian

convoys. He was sunk twice. He was picked up by a German boat and struck a deal that if he

showed the crew how to use their new electric winches they would put him ashore in a neutral

country, which they did, Norway. He died in 1950’s. He would probably be diagnosed with PTSD now.

The Vass family are hardy and my daughter is continuing the tradition. She is a frontline in the

COVID pandemic as an anaesthetist working in critical care looking after the sickest people.

Sagas of the Vass Family Continued

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All about me!

This is a new feature – hopefully a regular one! So please send in your answers to these questions!! This week it’s the turn of Morley Meinertz.

Not a lot of people know this but I was very good at – Hockey (goal keeping) but was kicked off the team because I would not go to practices.

My nickname is –– ‘Cumberland gap’ – Not exactly a nickname but so called as I had a big gap between my two front teeth (which the dentist tried to cure by tying a rubber band round them - extremely painful).

My best friend is – Other than my mother, Marion (from school) and still, even though she is in Australia.

The bravest thing I've ever done is – Catch a mouse (like Karen brought in by the cat).

My favourite TV programme is –– ‘4 in a Bed’ or ‘Come dine with me’ (only with guests who know what a dinner party is).

My perfect evening is - Eating and drinking with friends (a dinner party). The best thing my parents taught me was – A taste for all the finer things in life.

My greatest weakness is – Clothes.

If I could pass any law I would – Not so much pass a new law but enforcing and upholding of current laws.

The shop I can't walk past is -. Any clothes shop.

The most expensive thing I've ever splashed out on is – – Having the gap in my teeth fixed by cosmetic dentistry.

The worst job I've ever had is – Secretarial temping for large building contractor’s office. . My perfect Sunday is – Lovely, leisurely, big cooked breakfast then arguing with all the political programmes.

My favourite place in Britain is – North coast of Scotland. My last holiday was – Madeira. I'm currently reading – – Lady Chatterley’s lover The best day of my life was – The day I retired If I had three wishes, they would be - 1) To stop cruelty

2) To destroy the world-wide attitude of white supremacy

3) To stop the poaching of wild animals

Would you like to share your answers to these questions? Send in

your responses to: abbott111@talktalk.net

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A Brief History of Hector Malloy by Rhoda Malloy

Episode Twelve

When we first considered buying a puppy, our outlook was entirely positive. Apart from

surviving the trials and tribulations of puppyhood, we saw no clouds on the horizon, just

wonderful walks ahead with a loyal, obedient canine companion, who would love and protect

us selflessly in return for our diligent care and his board and lodgings.

Needless to say, over the years our views have changed somewhat!

Regarding the protection matter, Hector is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Heaven

forbid, if we were ever to encounter a mad, axe-wielding psychopath during one of our walks

through the local forest, we would probably be best saving time by simply proffering our necks

on a suitable rock, secure in the knowledge that Hector’s only concern would be whether or not the assailant had a tasty morsel in his pocket.

Any visitors to the house are greeted enthusiastically by him, smothered in licks and

encouraged to stroke and pet him as much as they like. He never warns us of a stranger's

presence by barking. His sole intention is to welcome, ever hopeful of receiving a treat. He

has never been known to growl or snarl at anyone - he doesn’t have an aggressive bone in his body.

Last week we had a delivery from Amazon and it was a driver that Hector recognised. He

was very keen to greet him as he remembered that this particular man kept a stash of dog

biscuits in his glove compartment. Before we could stop him, Hector had jumped into the van

and was happily munching on a Bonio in the passenger's seat! So not only has he failed in his

guarding duties, he is frighteningly vulnerable to being stolen. Ironically, we have ended up

having to ‘guard’ him! Before Hector's arrival, we had understandably never given much thought to canine health

issues, naively believing that our pup would develop into a robust dog who would sail through

life unaffected by the vast number of doggy ailments that we have unfortunately become all

too familiar with. Nor did we ever envisage financing our vet’s colossal and ever-expanding retirement fund, surely capable by now of purchasing Richard Branson's Necker Island.

Apart from his sensitive stomach problems, we discovered quite early on that Hector was

allergic to pollen. The result of this was repeated outbreaks of conjunctivitis which would strike

at any time of year, but especially during Springtime.

Typically one or both of his eyes would become red and irritable, causing him to rub them with

his front legs until they became bloodshot and painful. Lucy the vet prescribed eye drops for

the first outbreak when Hector was very young. She skilfully demonstrated how to administer

them and off we went, clutching the box. How difficult could it be?

We soon found out! Trying to do this ourselves was an absolute nightmare. Three times a day

we would decide who was going to clamp his writhing body between their knees and who was

going to have a go at eye drop target practice. A large bag of roast chicken scraps was

required for each of these sessions, as was the patience of Job. No sooner had he clapped

eyes on the medicine bottle - that was it! He would twist his neck this way and that, burrow his

head into the clamper's armpit, while the person with the frustrating task of squirting the

medicine into his eyes would succeed only in soaking various parts of Hector's head and the

clamper's lap in antibiotic fluid.

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Episode Twelve of Hector continued.......

How did Lucy manage it? Despite intensive training from her, we failed miserably every time.

She was quick, her actions so deft and accurate that Hector remained unaware of. what was

happening and the drops reached their target.

We persevered, but were unable to get sufficient medicine into his eyes to clear up the

condition, so Lucy suggested we try a cream instead. We were slightly more successful with

this method, but had to wear overalls to prevent our clothes being smeared with the greasy

lotion as Hector wriggled and squirmed in protest.

Following a walk in the forest one afternoon when he was around two years of age, he began

rubbing one of his eyes furiously. Our hearts sank. Surely not another bout of conjunctivitis? It

seemed worse than normal. He could not stop rubbing at his eye and we had no ointment left

in his medicine cupboard. Once again we made an appointment with Lucy for the following

morning, by which time Hector was frantic and was obviously being driven mad by the itching.

On examining him, Lucy was perplexed. She did not believe the problem was conjunctivitis,

but she could clearly see the discomfort Hector was in. After a very close inspection, it

dawned on her what had happened and she told us she believed he had a tick at the back of

his eye. We were horrified. We had no idea how on earth she was going to remove it.

Amazingly, without either of us holding him, she managed to get one of her long and

beautifully painted nails into the side of his eye and miraculously levered it out, completely

spherical and engorged with Hector's blood. We were disgusted by this hideous little

creature, which rolled like a grotesque ball across the surgery floor. What a relief! I wanted to

fling my arms around her neck, but managed to control myself.

Lucy warned us to check Hector over every time he walked through the forest and

encouraged us to purchase several packs of ‘Tick Twisters’ in case of further unfortunate encounters with these vile, disease-carrying beasties.

From that day on, Hector was subjected to a thorough examination of his entire anatomy

every evening before bed. Gradually he learnt to lie still and allow us to inspect those areas of

his under carriage that were prone to tick attack. We became tuned in to spotting them in all

their colours and sizes, and as time went on, we grew quite adept at removing and disposing

of them.

One afternoon when Alan had taken the car to be serviced, I was endeavouring to weed a

flowerbed with Hector intent on running off with the trowel, when I grabbed hold of him and

thought I felt something suspicious on his tummy. Quickly locating the tick removers, I lay him

on the grass to investigate. There it was! Pale against his dark coat.

Choosing the largest twister, I set to work, trying from various angles to lever it off without

success. No matter how I tried, it wouldn’t budge. Eventually our next door neighbour and owner of three Labradors who had been observing

the proceedings curiously from her kitchen window, came over to inquire what was going on.

By this time I was beside myself with frustration at my failure to remove this tick and relieved

that someone else might be more successful than me. “Where exactly is it?”, she asked. “There!”, I shouted, pointing to the offending creature in exasperation. She regarded me with amusement in her eyes and said quietly, “Rhoda, that’s one of his nipples!” To say I was mortified would be the understatement of the decade!

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Hector aged 2 at Loch Shin

From our Chairperson, Franca Newsletter Prattle

Hello All As ever I hope this finds you well and coping with lockdown. This week I am sparing a thought for those of our members who are shielding as the Government have told them that their isolation is to continue for some time yet. At least they are now getting to go out for a little while on their own but it must be so hard especially for those who live alone. Our best wishes are with all of you who are in this category and remember we are here for you. Just drop me an email. Take care all Franca

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It has been a long dreary winter with endless trips to hospital. Confrontation with ill health has not been on

my agenda. It came as devastation to me as I had enjoyed good health without a need for medication in 70

years. I will forever be grateful to those who have the precious skills and ability to help me in my time of need.

The skill of surgery and the brilliance of medical technology in this day and age has to be admired and

treasured by us all.

So you know where I have been as I travelled a weary and worrying journey over several months. Now I am

somewhere else.

The dreary Winter followed by a long cold Spring gives way to Summer. Summer is here and I am recovered.

We set sail from Arisaig. It is such joy to be at the helm with the breeze on my face and the warmth of the sun

seeping into my bones. I am here at last doing what I love. A tear trickles down my cheek. I am a very

fortunate person.

Sailing across these magical waters with the sun depicting every crevice and outline of the majestic Cuillins of

Skye, is breathtaking on such a glorious day. It seems like a reward. The Sgurr of Eigg nestles below the distant

volcanic mountains of Rhum so clearly defined against the azure blue backdrop.

A large skein of Gannets come flying towards me. They are my most favourite of seabirds. They fly so close

over the mast then settle on the calm waters off the port hand. Never before have they come so close. It is as

if they are saying, “We are so pleased to see you again Jean. We have been waiting for you all summer.” How I love them.

A little beyond, three Great Skuas cluster in a huddle. They are the most evil of birds and I have seen them

work in pairs to each catch a wing tip of a gannet in flight, bringing it down into the sea, where it may well

drown after regurgitating its precious catch for those brutes of ‘Bonxies’. They are muttering “We had better behave today. Jean is here.” Thank goodness I am here.

Ardnamurchan Lighthouse stands proud on the mainland promontory as we swiftly reach across the sparkling

water, leaving the Isle of Muck in the distance. Then a tumble of delight comes rushing through these waters

at great speed. A large school of Atlantic Dolphin have changed direction to come and join us. They are

leaping for joy all around the yacht, diving under the keel and swimming on the bow wave. This is such an

overwhelming welcome. I sit on the bow and weep with joy as I chat to them. They respond with happy

smiles and a little wink of the eye! They are treasure. I thank them. This is so healing. I thank them again. It is

great to be here.

A few days later after a most therapeutic cruise, I could not believe what happened next. Peter noticed a huge

whirlpool just beyond the genoa. We were busy questioning what may have caused this when we were

completely overwhelmed by the gigantic massive body of an Orca Whale breaching the water only several

feet from the boat. Oh my goodness, are we really seeing this? Did we really see what we have seen? We

certainly did - as the magnificent beast once again fully breached in front of our eyes. What a spectacular

sight. There is another message here for me. A powerful message. “Revel in the joy of life, Jean. Be happy and content. No more despair. Be at peace with yourself.” A very powerful message. Thank you my friend. We watch the huge dorsal fin surge out across the sea into the far distance.

I take the helm as the navigational channel at Rhu Arisaig opens the passageway to our mooring. Another

tear trickles down my cheek. I am a very fortunate person to have been there and to be here. This has been a

Heaven Sent Journey for me.

THANK YOU © Jean W Cheyne

I Have Been There by Jean Cheyne

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I have a Lumix compact camera with

a 30 x zoom lens, the camera is

mounted on a tripod. I have taken

many photos. This month I have

never seen so many birds at my

feeders especially now as there are

so many young birds. They are being

fed by parents and shown how to get

to the feeders to get seed. The

goldfinch is one bird I have not seen

before but now I have flocks. A flock

of goldfinch are called a charm. So I

have a charm of goldfinch.

My Garden Birds by Charles Robb

Goldfinch

The birds in my garden so far, crows ,

wood pigeon , collared doves, goldfinch,

greenfinch, chaffinch, bullfinch,

starlings, blackbirds, house and tree

sparrows, siskin, coal and blue tits,

wren, robin, and some fiches I am not

sure about. Last Sunday I had a visit

from a young lesser spotted

woodpecker, it now appears to be a

regular visitor.

I have a bird feeder just outside my kitchen patio door and which I can watch from

the table.

There are 4 seed holders one which contains nuts only.

Great Spotted Woodpecker

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One or two finch and greenfinch have

been ringed. I am trying to get a

clear photo of the ring numbers but

that is difficult. I feed the birds

with nuts, sunflower hearts mixed

with nyjer seeds. These I think is

why I have a mass of birds. I have to

fill up my feeders four or five times

a day. I have gone through a 20 kilo

bag of sunflower hearts in a month as

well as a couple of kilo of nyjer seed

and just under 20 kilo of nuts. Every

penny has been worth it in the

entertainment and activity value.

Green finch - Notice the ring on right

foot

Great Spotted Woodpecker Great Tit

I hope you enjoy the photos of some every day visitors to my garden

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Just for fun

Edition 11’s ‘Guess the Object’ was, of course, a garden table!

Many thanks to Anne Fenech

Can you guess what this object is? Answer in next week’s

newsletter

Thanks to Rhoda Malloy for this week’s interesting object

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Question

What word comes next?

jangled

febrifuge

marbles

apricot

mayflower

jungle

julienne

Choose from: augment, elephant, autumn,

juiciest

Solution Augment – The first three letters are

the same as the first three letters of

the months of the year in order.

Just for fun

Continued

Question

A kind person decided to give 12 sweets to each of the adults in the town and 8 sweets to each of the children. Of the 612 people in the town, only half the adults and three quarters of the children took the sweets. How many sweets did the kind person have to buy?

Solution

3672

Question

During a recent school sports day, four students were competing in the 400 metres hurdles. The

official results mysteriously went missing, however, various spectators could remember the following

information. Glen was never suspected though of stealing the results!

1. Alex won and wore red 2. The student wearing number 1 came third 3. Blake beat the student in yellow but he wasn’t wearing number 2 4. Only one student finished in the same position as the number they wore but they didn’t wear

red. 5. Emery beat the student wearing number three and Glen wore yellow. 6. The student in green wore number 2 7. A spectator remembered one student wore blue but couldn’t remember anything else about

them. Can you determine the positions the students finished in, along with the numbers and colours they wore?

Solution Position Name Wore Colour

1 Alex 4 Red

2 Emery 2 Green

3 Blake 1 Blue

4 Glen 3 Yellow

Here are the answers to the puzzles in Edition 11

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By changing the third letter of each of the words below, can you make another valid

word?

You have to change each word such that the third letters will reveal a ten letter word

when read downwards.

Therefore, what now reads KRZSAPROKD will be a real word.

BAKE

CURE

MAZE

PEST

NEAT

ROPE

PORT

FOOD

POKE

SODA

Can you solve these puzzles? – answers will be in next

week’s edition

Even more fun..........

A farmer has just visited a local market and has bought a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. However, the shortest way home involves a river crossing, and the farmer has a very small boat, which can only carry the farmer and one of the purchases.

o Only the farmer can row the boat. o If the farmer leaves the wolf alone with the goat you can imagine what

might happen. o Similarly, the goat would love to be left alone with the cabbage!

Below are thirteen words, each of

which has had two letters removed. The remaining letters are in the correct

order.

Between them, the thirteen words have had the letters A-Z removed, each once only.

Can you find the original words?

BAG

DED

DIA

UOA

IDE

OEL

UMS

PYY

GOU

NAL

CRA

UMB

DTY

Last week I travelled from London to

Leeds, which is a distance of 174

miles.

I started at 9.15am and completed the

journey with an average speed of 40

miles per hour.

On the way back, in the evening, I

travelled exactly the same route,

starting at 5.15pm. The traffic was

light and I completed the journey with

an average speed of 60 miles per

hour.

What was the overall average speed

for round trip?

The answer is not 50 mph.

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I had a painter and

decorator round. He’s

a currently furloughed

Virgin Atlantic pilot. He

made a lovely job of

the landing....

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This was sent in by Margaret Southam who saw it

in a magazine and shared it with us

Lockdoon’s over, go’n get back outside!

The pubs, they’ll be jumppin’

And we’ll aw be en route

And oor grannies will be waitin’

Kettles boiled, biscuit tins oot.

The weans’ they’ll be buzzin

To see their pals in school

And we’ll all be in Azda

To see the toilet roll shelves full.

That first cheeky Big Mac

And first beer garden jaunt

First proper date night with the Mrs

First day of “dae wit ye want”

We’ll probably aw be greetin

Cuddlin the folk we’ve missed

And then finally, it’ll hit us

What it really means tae exist

Cos, aye these times are hard

And its scunnerd everyone

But if there’s anything that’ll get us through

It’s how we’ll feel when it’s aw done.

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IT Tips from our IT Group Leader Alan Malloy

Making Use Of Online Public Services In addition to accessing sections of the health service, such as NHS online or the website of your local GP, you can also access the Highland Council online, on a range of issues. Visit the Highland Council’s website: www.highland.gov.uk From this website, you can see that a wide range of services can be accessed: Pay online As well as paying for Council Tax and fines incurred for parking, littering and a range of other offences, this section will also enable you to obtain a permit for garden waste collection, along with planning and building standards. Report a problem Perhaps for many of us, this section will be the most useful. Here you can enquire about a wide range of issues including: -Missed bin collections - Counterfeit goods - Animal welfare concerns --Bonfire or smoke problems - Noisy neighbours - Potholes - Traffic lights - Litter or fly-tipping Request a service - Request a bin - Request collection of a large household item - Bus pass - Disabled person’s railcard If you have a few minutes, have a look at this website, you may well find something useful!

http://www.highland.gov.uk/

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Secret Garden Diaries by Franca Reid

During lockdown my routine has become dog walk, gardening, ERAS stuff, so when Karen

asked if there was anything I could do for the Newsletter my garden sounded a good

choice as it has certainly rescued me from boredom over the last weeks. The plan is that

weekly I shall update you on my garden ramblings. However I am definitely not an expert

gardener. I just love pottering, experimenting and being outdoors. Therefore throughout my

blethers I shall be asking advice, questions etc and I really hope that some of you will

respond with the answers or at least things to try. Also feel free to ask your own questions.

For those of you who dislike gardening my garden is not just about plants!

This week I will mainly set the

scene.

My garden is just less than two

acres and is actually more of a

wood with a house and a bit of

cultivation so there is a constant

challenge to keep the two things

separate – ish! I live on the

Scotsburn Road between Tain and

Alness, nearer the Alness end. We

are about 100

metres above sea level and that

does impact on what I can grow as

it must be hardy enough to cope

with the winter frosts. The ground is

awful in that it is mainly clay with a

covering of about 18 inches of

topsoil, drainage is poor and the

ground must be quite acidic as

rhododendrons thrive.

Is clay acidic?

We have some beautiful mature trees: horse chestnuts, sycamore, oak, beech, silver birch,

willow, ash, spruce and an old holly hedge down one side.

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My one area of taming for

flowers and bushes is south

facing between the house and

the road against an old wall. We

call it the “Bank” because it is on

a slope.

We have 6 raised beds, a poly tunnel and a cage for fruit and vegetables.

As I do the garden myself that is

about all I can manage though I

do have plans for another raised

bed and possibly a small bed by

the pond. I have to be mindful that

although I have time and energy

just now we hopefully won't

always be in lockdown and I am

getting older.

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We also have a large grass area

though I use that term loosely

because it is more moss,

dandelions, daisies and buttercups.

This year we invested in a

dandelion remover. At first I was

sceptical about how effective it

would be but actually it is pretty

good and for a few weeks one of

my daily tasks was to scour the

garden for dandelions. I know I

should let some of them seed for

wildlife but for some reason

dandelions annoy me in my grass.

Any non chemical tips for reducing

the number of buttercups please?

I hope that has set the scene for you. So what have I been up to this week?

The poly tunnel comes into its own in

the horrible weather we have had so

in there I have been weeding,

digging over the last vacant plot by

the door, staking and nipping extra

shoots on the tomatoes, tying up the

cucumber and keeping a close eye

on my ripening strawberries. We got

our first strawberry crop this week. Is

this quite early compared to previous

years?

Should I nip out the extra

branches on the bush

tomatoes? I notice the flowers

are coming on these already

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Any tips to make it

easier to tie up

cucumbers would be

welcome please?

The soil in the floor of the poly tunnel is really heavy. Over the years I have added compost, sand, wood chippings but it remains very heavy. Any suggestions of what else I could do/add?

On a completely different note we

have been well entertained every

evening for the past month by the

pheasants who live in our garden

amongst the bushes and trees.

Who needs TV? You can get all the

sex and violence you need on our

grass! There seem to be even more

male pheasants than usual this year

and their jousting for position with

the females seems to never end.

Their posturing, fighting and

communication is incredible.

We have names for many of them: there's No Tail, Two Tail, Boss & Croucher to name just a

few. All the females are really interested in is getting food from the bird table! When the

pheasants stop the blackbirds and pigeons take over – there's never a dull moment! Does

anyone know if this is quite late for pheasants to be laying eggs? We thought they would

have had their first brood by now but it seems not.

Have any of you noticed the different sounds that the male pheasants make for different

situations?

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My garden work this week included:

Weeding the gravel – not a favourite job!

Digging out couch grass, yet again from a mint bed – any tips for getting rid of this

very welcome?

Weeding in the poly tunnel

Filling in some of the low lying areas with wood chips

Cutting back plants on the bank so that I can walk along the paths

Laying slabs to extend a path I started at the beginning of lockdown

Is there anything else I should/ could be doing at this time of year? What have you

been doing in your garden? I'm keen to know as it may give me ideas for other things

I could/should be doing.

Name that Plant

Can you tell me what these plants are please? The pink ones just appeared a

few years ago and now they are all over the garden. They are beautiful and

quite spectacular.

Please send me any photos of plants you have which are looking good at this

time.

Anyway that's been my gardening week. I'd love to hear back from you with

answers to my questions or suggestions. Also things that you have been doing in

your garden, pictures and any questions you have. I'm sure that if we share what

we're doing it will help everyone. My email address is fnreid@btinternet.com.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Franca

mailto:fnreid@btinternet.com

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Many thanks The Editor (Karen) abbott111@talktalk.net

Just a thought to end on

Three good friends went for a swim. The one who was fat wished she was thin. The one who was curvy wished she was clever. The one who was clever wished she swam better. The really great swimmer wished she was witty. The one who was witty wished she was pretty. All three friends thought the other two were just fine. If only they could let their own bright light shine. So throw on your swimsuit if you're fat or you're thin. Enjoy fun and friendship .... love the skin that you're in!