When Youre An Addams(The Addams Family)

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SOLOAh, the intoxicating spell of the graveyard. Once a year when the last leaf of autumn falls, we gather to honor the great cycle life and death.

SOLOCome,every member of our clan - living, dead- and undecided and let us celebrate what is to be anAddams.

ALLWhen you're an Addams1You need to have a little moonlight

ALLWhen you're an Addams

2You need to feel a little chill

ALLYou have to see the world in shades of

3You have to put some poison in your day

ALLThat's the wayWhen you're an Addams

4You need to have a sense of humor

Gomez and Morticia:When you're an Addams

5You need to have a taste for death

ALLWho cares about the world outsideAnd what it wants from youWhen you're and AddamsYou do what Addams always do!When you're an Addams

SOLOYou gotta have a lotta passion

ALLWhen you're an AddamsYou need to really love your wife

SOLOYou're happy when your toes are in the mud

SOLOYou smile a bit the moment you smell bloodAA-OOOH!!!

ALLWhen you're an Addams

SOLOYou need to grab a bow and arrow

ALLWhen you're an Addams

SOLOYou need a moment to explode

SOLOJust pour a potionFlip the switch

ALLAnd wait till things get hotWhen you're an AddamsYou have to really stir the pot

So keep your sunshineAnd keep your gleeCountry music and TennesseeKeep you laughterAnd MTV

ALLAnd all will be all rightGive us shadows and give us gloomBroken glass in a motel roomSomething fun we can all exhumeAnd give it all tonight!

SOLOAnd on this special night,beneath our Family Tree,we summon our beloved Ancestors.

ALLOne torn asunderDown six feet underWe get to gather hereDead for foreverBled from whateverCalled now to reappearEvery cadaverStart the palaverOnce in an Addams yearHold your decayingHear what we're sayingTime now to give a cheer

SOLOLine Dance!

SOLOBunny Hop!

SOLODo the Twist!

SOLORigor Mortis!

ALLWhen you're an AddamsThat's right!When you're an AddamsYou have a very special dutyLate night! Out with the Addams!When you're an AddamsWith one biteYou're obligated to the clanIt's family first and family lastAnd family by and byWhen you're an AddamsThe standard answers don't applyWhen you're and AddamsYou do what Addams do or-

SOLOUghhh

ALLDie!