Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee"

onmoney they already

know you don't have?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you

knowthe battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed tobe twice as cold

tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Isn't Disney World a people

trap operated by a mouse?

If the universe is everything, and

scientists say thatthe universe is

expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving

backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians

eat?

When I erase a word with a pencil,

where does it go?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they

are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside

of the bottle?

Is boneless chicken

considered to be an invertebrate?

How do you get off a non-stop

flight?

How many weeks are there in a

light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound,

can he still hearhis Walkman?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get

mistletoe?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur

would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made

from peanut butter, then

what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the

bags?

If swimming is good for your

shape, then why do whales

look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin,

what do they make fog

horns out of?

If you jog backwards, will

you gain weight?

Why do the signs that say "Slow

Children" have a picture of

a running child?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's

hot?

Why do we sing Take me out to the ball game, when we are

already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic

called rushhour?