why my mustache is better than @mahhkk's
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For those of you who haven't heard, @mahhkk and I have a bet for @movember to see who can grow a better mustache. The loser donates $15 to the winner's Movember page. Visit mine: http://bit.ly/MustacheEricTRANSCRIPT
Why my mustache is better than @mahhkk’s mustache
A #Movember Manifesto
Me @mahhkk
“Consistency is key to success.” – Tortoise (from Tortoise and the Hair)
Reason 1
Mustache GrowthM
usta
che
man
lines
s
Month of November
Me
@mahhkk
Reason 2
“Diversity is an old wooden ship.” – Ron Burgundy
Commonalities
hair
thin
black
diverse
sensual
charmingly prickly
My mustache @mahhkk’s mustache
short
Reason 3
“When you aren’t sure what to do, ask the crowd.” – Pontius Pilate
Sentiment Analysis
My mustache @mahhkk’s mustache
PositiveNegative
Neutral
PositiveNegative
Neutral
*provided by Radian6
Sentiment Analysis
My mustache @mahhkk’s mustache
*provided by Radian6
Ron Jeremy
PirateCowboy
irishlol
stupid
why?
Johnny Depphahaha
hahahascary
pedophile
stay awayawesome
oh there it is!
shaveROFLCOPTER
crooked
Let’s review.
My mustache @mahhkk’s mustache
Consistency
Diversity
Sentiment
Suggestion for Next Steps
@mahhkk’s bank
account$15
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