why some men have dogs and not wives 12 9 08
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Speakers on please
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1. The later you are, the
more excited your dogs are
to see you.
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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog's parents never
visit.
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5. Dogs agree that
you have to raise your
voice to get your point
across.
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6. You never have to wait
for a dog; they're ready
to go 24 hours a day.
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7. Dogs find you
amusing when you're
drunk.
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8. Dogs like to go
hunting and fishing.
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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I die,
would you get another dog?”
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
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11. A dog will let you put a
studded collar on it
without calling you a
pervert.
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1212. . If a dog If a dog smells another smells another
dog on you, dog on you, they don't get they don't get mad. They just mad. They just
think it's think it's interesting.interesting.
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AND AND LAST, LAST,
BUT NOT BUT NOT LEAST…LEAST…
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13. If a dog leaves, it
won't take half of your
stuff.
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