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My little tutorial on how to take over the world.

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  • 1. Just watch! It plays by itself

2. Welcome to the World Domination tutorial! Here are some easy steps to take in order to achieve world domination. REMEMBER! Befriending the Russians is crucial in order to achieve World domination! Here we go... 3. Befriend the Russians Step 1 4. It is important that President of Soviet Russia likes you. 5. Step 2 Acquire Commercial Airliners 6. Step 3 Acquire Nuclear Warheads 7. Step 4 Name your targets! Note: Name only Tactical targets And cities with Many Inhabitants 8. Step 5 Send away your Commercial Airliners Now equipped With Nuclear Warheads 9. Remotely detonate Nuclear Warheads from Mother Russia When the commercial Airliners have set course over Major cities Step 6 10. The world will Be in shock! Presidents of the world have most likely died leaving their countries moraly unstable! 11. Give money to terrorist group for them to take the blame and avoid getting caught for a while! Step 7 Countries of the world will Declare war on the Terrorists Again. 12. Step 8 Move in quickly and seize control of the major Oil supplies of the world! 13. Step 9 Tell the world you declare war on terrorist to help friends in West! Only to take control of the oil there too! 14. Now invade USA. Step 10 15. Take out key-elements in their military network, like Fort Knox. REMEMBER: They will fight back and do not underestimate the power of the US Army Rangers or the US Special Forces. It will be like upsetting a bee-hive. USE TACTICS 16. Step 11 Enforce new laws in Your Russian-occupied Areas 17. Make it clear that anyone who disobeys the laws will be executed! NO EXCEPTIONS! 18. Now, over to Asia! 19. Step 12 You now control the Majority of oil supplies in The world. Sell it for copious amounts Of money, devastating The eastern economy. 20. Step 13 Now invade Asia and the Other countries of the east. 21. Remember! Most cities will be uninhabitable due to radiation but there will be no other military force great enough to fight yours. Fly around in beautiful MiG-29 Fulcrum! MiG-29 Fulcrum F-22 Raptor 22. CONGRATULATIONS You have now achieved WORLD DOMINATION 23. Problem Evil Geniuses? 24. Thanks for going through this Tutorial on Share with your friends so they too will know the way to world domination! Original plan by: World Domination Gnorfell Music: Rusko Woo Boost (Subskrpt Edit)