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World Headquarters of Awesome Magazine created by Reactor Design Studio to celebrate the year of 2012

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the legendarythe legCOME VISIT

Follow Papa Pastor and his Minions and experience the Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.

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CREATING THE ULTIMATE TACO

THE LEGEND OF TACO MOUNTAIN

2012

F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. AWARDS

47 MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS

512

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25 WAYS TO BECOME

REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY

GOOD LOOKING

COVER STORY

EDITORS NOTES

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First #1: NatioNal tv, three times

1st TV appearance: In late December of 2010 I received a random phone call from a producer of CBS Sunday Morning. And within 3 weeks (Jan 2011) a camera crew, producer and national correspondent Russ Mitchell were in our office, filming a story about business cards and how tactile design can be an effective way to stand out and reach your audience. In all my wisdom and planning for business, national television was not on my radar. But when you have the opportunity for millions of people to be exposed to your brand, you jump at the chance. Needless to say, it was a great experience for us and several of our new clients found us via that TV appearance.

2nd TV Experience: CBS re-ran our business card story in late June, leading to even more exposure.

3rd TV Experience: In late July, Extreme Makeover Home Edition came calling. They were working on a build site near Kansas City, where we call home. They told me that they needed some help designing and building theme elements for an 8 year-old boy’s room. We gladly accepted the challenge and in one week we had designed, built and installed a castle playhouse and other elements. It was a crazy whirlwind of a week. The show aired in November and our castle got some significant screen time. Oh, and Chase’s beard made a cameo.

First #2, saNd Castle

We participated in the first annual Sand in the City sand castle building competition in Kansas City, hosted by our client Wonderscope Children’s Museum. Our theme was taco-related, of course. We

built a 7 foot tall mountain called Taco Mountain. See the ad on page 2 and the full story of Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.

First #3: rebraNdiNg

Yep, we rebranded ourselves. After 8 years in business, it was time for a refreshed look and feel. We are definitely the same type of designers but much has changed about our approach to the work we do. We are a branding and design studio, with a firm grasp on marketing and strategy as well. Our new brand, tagline and message have been fine-tuned to better reflect who we are and the work we create.

First #4: road trip

To launch the new and improved REACTOR brand, Chase and I set out on a one week road trip to visit with friends, colleagues and vendors in Des Moines, Chicago and St. Louis. Two highlights of the trip: 1, The incredible inspiration we received by visiting several specialty print vendors and 2, a Cubs game at Wrigley including beers and bacon with a design friend in Wrigleyville. Needless to say, we returned to Kansas City refreshed and renewed, ready to take on the second half of 2011.

First #5: elevate CoNFereNCe

Frontier Airlines had a crazy sale in the fall, and we took full advantage! Myself, Chase (lead designer) and two small business entrepreneurs created a new kind of business conference, and we called it “Elevate”. We booked tickets from Kansas City to Colorado and spent one day in Estes Park, and we filled our adventurous spirits with crazy travel, rock-climbing and mountain adventures. We also filled our business spirits with specific conversations about each others companies, with incredibly inspiring views of the Rocky Mountains. And we were back home the same night! It was a new kind of business conference, and we were the guinea pigs. Ask me about Elevate Conference 2 and hopefully it will be soon.

2011 was an inspiring and changing year for us. 2012 is already projecting to be our best year. We seriously have the most awesome clients, friends and partners.

wo thousaNd eleveN was an interesting year here

at the World Headquarters of Awesome. Probably a year like no other. It was our 8th year in business and a year full of firsts.T

2011 IN REVIEW CLIFTON ALEXADNER

“WE ARE DEFINITELY THE SAME TYPE OF DESIGNERS BUT MUCH HAS CHANGED ABOUT OUR APPROACH TO THE WORK WE DO.”

Flip the page to see OUR personal (and artistic) interpretations of the “ultimate taco”.

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built a 7 foot tall mountain called Taco Mountain. See the ad on page 2 and the full story of Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.

First #3: rebraNdiNg

Yep, we rebranded ourselves. After 8 years in business, it was time for a refreshed look and feel. We are definitely the same type of designers but much has changed about our approach to the work we do. We are a branding and design studio, with a firm grasp on marketing and strategy as well. Our new brand, tagline and message have been fine-tuned to better reflect who we are and the work we create.

First #4: road trip

To launch the new and improved REACTOR brand, Chase and I set out on a one week road trip to visit with friends, colleagues and vendors in Des Moines, Chicago and St. Louis. Two highlights of the trip: 1, The incredible inspiration we received by visiting several specialty print vendors and 2, a Cubs game at Wrigley including beers and bacon with a design friend in Wrigleyville. Needless to say, we returned to Kansas City refreshed and renewed, ready to take on the second half of 2011.

First #5: elevate CoNFereNCe

Frontier Airlines had a crazy sale in the fall, and we took full advantage! Myself, Chase (lead designer) and two small business entrepreneurs created a new kind of business conference, and we called it “Elevate”. We booked tickets from Kansas City to Colorado and spent one day in Estes Park, and we filled our adventurous spirits with crazy travel, rock-climbing and mountain adventures. We also filled our business spirits with specific conversations about each others companies, with incredibly inspiring views of the Rocky Mountains. And we were back home the same night! It was a new kind of business conference, and we were the guinea pigs. Ask me about Elevate Conference 2 and hopefully it will be soon.

2011 was an inspiring and changing year for us. 2012 is already projecting to be our best year. We seriously have the most awesome clients, friends and partners.

“WE ARE DEFINITELY THE SAME TYPE OF DESIGNERS BUT MUCH HAS CHANGED ABOUT OUR APPROACH TO THE WORK WE DO.”

Patrick’s ultimate taco consists of all the clas-sic indredients but with so much of them that the taco is impossible to fold, open faced.

Chase’s ultimate taco is the classic hard shell Americano taco. Created solely on the iPad.

CREATING THE ULTIMATE TACO

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Jenn’s ultimate taco comes with an invoice, and a coupon.Traci’s ultimate taco is mathmatical

Invoice

000101/17/12

Yum!!

The Perfect Taco

1.002 0.50Soft Shell0.662 0.33Cilantro Lime Rice0.302 0.15Fajita Peppers & Onions1.202 0.60Chicken0.202 0.10Mild Salsa0.202 0.10Medium Salsa

No Dairy Products!!

-4.22-4.22Coupon - 110%

Invoice

000101/17/12

$-0.71Yum!!

The Perfect Taco

DATE INVOICE #

TOTAL

BILL TO:

P.O. NUMBER TERMS PROJECT

QUANTITY DESCRIPTION RATE AMOUNT

Clifton’s ulimate taco is an awesome feat of lego architecture.

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WAY S T O B E C O M E

REALLY REALLYRIDICULOUSLY

GOOD LOOKINGRIDICULOUSLYRIDICULOUSLY

25TWENTYFIVE

BECOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

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COVER STORY

PHOTOS BY ROADWAY STUDIO PROJECT

1

Amplify your colorsThis year’s #1 secret to becoming really,

really, ridiculously good looking. For best results, go fluorescent

14

Groom your peach fuzzThat means you too ladies

10

Perfect straight faceWhat? Who?

16

Home Depot bucketFor that “blue collar” look

9

Snapback hatsSeriously the coolest,

especially in fluorescent

2

Accessorize your wristThe wrist is valuable real estate...

17

TurtlenecksMake your neck look like a

popular sucking target

11

Old school cell phoneBring back the coolness of the

Motorola StarTac

3

Puffy vestsProtect your gorgeous body with

a surplus of goose feathers

4

Big earringsWhy not bring even more attention to

your beatuiful face by blinging out your lobes

19

Get an entourageGood looking people together

look even better

12

Barely zip your zippersThis allows for undergarmet styling

(and please, no bare chest)

5

Pop your collarA classic symbol of confidence

20

Swoop your hairGreat Clips isn’t cutting it...

13

Hire sick photographersPhotoshop works wonders

6

Embrace the jortsDenim is good,

but frayed denim is better

21

Chrome out your specsGiant sunglasses, to deflect bugs

away from your pretty face

18

Runway poseLots and lots of practice

7

Don’t wear socksAnkle cleavage is hot

22

Lots of ringsWith lots of diamonds

8

Fur for menShow your domination overyour fellow earth dwellers

23

Wipe off your solesSprucing up the bottom of your feet

is a professional detail

15

Wear sunglassesMost people don’t deserve direct

eye contact

BECOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

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TurtlenecksMake your neck look like a

popular sucking target

20

Swoop your hairGreat Clips isn’t cutting it...

21

Chrome out your specsGiant sunglasses, to deflect bugs

away from your pretty face

25

Jump aroundFlex those calves

24

Learn karateIt makes you seem tough

There was once a time, very long ago, when all tacos were considered perfect. One day, the fickle Taco God tired of the ordinary garden variety local tacos and banished all taco makers to taCo mouNtaiN, a lost and ancient island where the perfect taco was once an icon. In fact,

he was so displeased that he issued this Taco Mountain Declaration. “From this day forward, all tacos that are displeasing to the Taco God will be shipped to local area fast food chains and public school cafeterias.”

It seems that in the recent Taste of KC food competition, the Taco God preferred legendary KC BBQ over his own perfect tacos made by his loyal subjects, the taco minions. The local taco minions would be held captive there on the island until the perfect taco could once again be built to tempt the Taco God’s palate and return him to taco sanity from his temporary preference of BBQ.

Papa Pastor and Granny Guac, leaders of the minion family, were among the banished taco makers. Unhappy in their new surroundings, they immediately began their quest to find the ultimate taco preparation secrets so they could return to KC, their homeland. But there were distractions everywhere they turned. Each afternoon at 3:27 all minions ceased their perfect taco search activities and skipped along with great fervor (except Cilantro - he saunters) toward the harbor to participate in the traditional group lettuce exercise (you know - the one involving the use of maracas).

While the minions were mesmerized by their maracas, evil BBQ gods sent a tender, yet ever so evil, pig to the island to tempt the minions. Granny Guac couldn’t help but taste the succulent BBQ pork, which angered the Taco God. Enraged, he erased the perfect taco recipe from their minds and made it their life-long duty to attempt a re-creation of the once perfect taco.

With heaviness in their hearts, Papa Pastor and Granny Guac returned to their tacky cardboard hard taco shell box hut to consider their fate. They were certain that they would never again see KC, their homeland. Their only solace now was in watching their only pet, Fish Taco, swim to and fro in his little bowl. He eyed them lovingly in return.

Alas! That’s it! The answer was before them. It was there all along. They must look no further for their perfect taco solution. Fish Taco, their beloved pet, is the only inspiration they will ever need. Their own bodies are adequate, yet somehow plain. But ahhh, their beloved pet, Fish Taco! With eyes like olives, skin the color of 100% real cheese topping, and a flowing tail that resembles the freshest of lettuce leaves (minus maracas), Fish Taco is held together by a perfect set of firm scales, which of course would mimic the shell that holds it all together. Mui bueno!

Fade to KC Blues music playing soulfully in the background…

THE TACO GOD IS PLEASED… AT LAST.

Papa Pastor

ChimiMama MoleQueso Pico JalapenoCarne NachoCilantro

Granny GuacPapa Pastor

ChimiMama MoleQueso Pico JalapenoCarne NachoCilantro

Granny Guac

The REACTOR crew and some friends participated in the first annual Sand in the City competition to benefit Wonderscope Children’s Museum. We built a giant, 7 foot tall mountain that pays homage to the legendary taco gods. Here is the complete story of their legend.

THE LEGEND OF TACO MOUNTAIN

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While the minions were mesmerized by their maracas, evil BBQ gods sent a tender, yet ever so evil, pig to the island to tempt the minions. Granny Guac couldn’t help but taste the succulent BBQ pork, which angered the Taco God. Enraged, he erased the perfect taco recipe from their minds and made it their life-long duty to attempt a re-creation of the once perfect taco.

With heaviness in their hearts, Papa Pastor and Granny Guac returned to their tacky cardboard hard taco shell box hut to consider their fate. They were certain that they would never again see KC, their homeland. Their only solace now was in watching their only pet, Fish Taco, swim to and fro in his little bowl. He eyed them lovingly in return.

Alas! That’s it! The answer was before them. It was there all along. They must look no further for their perfect taco solution. Fish Taco, their beloved pet, is the only inspiration they will ever need. Their own bodies are adequate, yet somehow plain. But ahhh, their beloved pet, Fish Taco! With eyes like olives, skin the color of 100% real cheese topping, and a flowing tail that resembles the freshest of lettuce leaves (minus maracas), Fish Taco is held together by a perfect set of firm scales, which of course would mimic the shell that holds it all together. Mui bueno!

Fade to KC Blues music playing soulfully in the background…

THE TACO GOD IS PLEASED… AT LAST.

*The first 50 people to email us

([email protected]) will get a FREE Mixtape.

(Please send your name and snail mail address)

GET IT NOW*

Mixed & Mastered for us by ReMIX DJs.

MIXTAPE v.1THE REACTOR

20122012

F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.Awa rds

WE LOVE ‘EM AND WE HATE ‘EM. These are the train wrecks that, for some reason or another, have become ultra famous.

Whether they deserve it or not, we’ve picked the biggest losers of 2011 that rose to Super Stardom.

Repeat Offender Award

CHARLIE SHEENNobody really knows how to approach him. But one thing is for certain, with all his ups and downs in 2011, Charlie Sheen has solidified his candidacy for the F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. Award winner of the decade. Congrats WINNING, you really deserve it.

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20122012

F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.Awa rds

People’s Choice Award

QWIKSTERTraditionally Netflix became successful by mailing its customers DVDs at the speed of light. But in 2011, Netflix experienced tremendous growth of its online instant play of the titles it featured in the mail. Therefore the company decided to split these two markets into separate companies and thus Qwikster was born. Bad idea. Customers revolted and the company again is just Netflix.

FANCY LITTLE AWARDS WHERE

LOSERS EXPERIENCESUPER

STARDOM

Worst Guarantee Award

Young Achiever Award

JOEL BAUER

REBECCA BLACKThis seemingly average 14 year old is no exception to the embarrassment of those early adolescent years. But thanks to the power of the internet, Rebecca Black’s wannabe music video was watched more than any other YouTube video in 2011. It’s similar to watching a car crash: horrific, but you can’t seem to look away.

Joel Bauer continues to amaze us with his passion for selling himself in 2011. Best known as the “Your business card is crap” guy, he appeared beside us in our CBS Sunday Morning story and was again critical of every single business card in the world, except his own. Confidence seems to be this salesman’s bread and butter. Too much confidence is never a good thing, especially when it’s a die-cut pop-up book of your face. Guaranteed.

2012 F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. AWARDS

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Willi

am Hung

Lifetime

Achievement Award

MICHAEL

“THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO

Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino received his claim to fame from the MTV original series Jersey Shore where he and his other meat head boys troll the New Jersey area in search of gyms, tanning salons, and laundromats. Recently Abercrombie & Fitch offered to pay this F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. Award winner a “substantial” sum of money NOT to wear the company’s clothes. A spokesman for the company explained that “Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.”

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BLOWING

CHARTS

GRAPHS

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MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS

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DRIVER'S LICENSE

DIRECTOR PHONE CALL

FIRST BORN

4,383

CURRENTLY ON OUR SERVER

FOLDERS

GUMBALL MACHINE PROFIT

LOST KEY

BATHROOMCHALK LINE LENGTH

KC ALL STAR BANDSOUND LEVELAT KVC’S ANNUAL TREE GALA

WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO

COMMERCE BANK’S

OFFICES

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DIRECTOR PHONE CALL

FIRST BORN

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CURRENTLY ON OUR SERVER

FOLDERS

GUMBALL MACHINE PROFIT

LOST KEY

BATHROOMCHALK LINE LENGTH

KC ALL STAR BANDSOUND LEVELAT KVC’S ANNUAL TREE GALA

WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO

COMMERCE BANK’S

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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK

TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS

7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.

TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4

722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS

LIFESPAN FISHof our

CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM

# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof

3

14

54

12

of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER

EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER

JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000

CBS SUNDAY MORNING

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS

DEAL OR NO DEAL

Oct

Nov

Dec

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

1

2

3

3

2.5

2

1

TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.

ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS

ZERO*

*13 tries

Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.

MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS

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TIM

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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK

TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS

7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.

TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4

722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS

LIFESPAN FISHof our

CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM

# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof

3

14

54

12

of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER

EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER

JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000

CBS SUNDAY MORNING

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS

DEAL OR NO DEAL

Oct

Nov

Dec

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

1

2

3

3

2.5

2

1

TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.

ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS

ZERO*

*13 tries

Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.

TIM

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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK

TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS

7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.

TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4

722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS

LIFESPAN FISHof our

CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM

# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof

3

14

54

12

of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER

EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER

JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000

CBS SUNDAY MORNING

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS

DEAL OR NO DEAL

Oct

Nov

Dec

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

1

2

3

3

2.5

2

1

TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.

ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS

ZERO*

*13 tries

Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.

TIM

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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK

TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS

7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.

TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4

722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS

LIFESPAN FISHof our

CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM

# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof

3

14

54

12

of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER

EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER

JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000

CBS SUNDAY MORNING

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS

DEAL OR NO DEAL

Oct

Nov

Dec

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

1

2

3

3

2.5

2

1

TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.

ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS

ZERO*

*13 tries

Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.

TIM

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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK

TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS

7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.

TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4

722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS

LIFESPAN FISHof our

CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM

# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof

3

14

54

12

of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER

EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER

JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000

CBS SUNDAY MORNING

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS

DEAL OR NO DEAL

Oct

Nov

Dec

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

1

2

3

3

2.5

2

1

TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.

ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS

ZERO*

*13 tries

Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.

546Number of cookies we owe to AC

Printing and their staff for dealing

with our odd and complicated

printing requests

PANDORA ONE SATELLITE RADIO>THIS YEAR WE MADE THE SWITCH FROM SATELLITE TO PANDORA ONE

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GOAL #OF CHARTS

ACTUAL #OF CHARTS

VS.

EVERY OTHER COLOR>AT REACTOR, WE FREAKING LOVE ORANGE.

CLIFTON

CHASE

TRACI JENN PATRICK SAM

REACTO–BART

of

(INTERN TO THE INTERNS)

CHAIN COMMAND

10,000,000Approximate number of people who

watched us on CBS Sunday Morning

on March 6, 2011 and June 26, 2011.

That’s a lot of eyeballs!

FROZEN PIZZA: 15minRE-HEAT FAJITAS: 10MINTOAST: 2min

PRESTO PIZZAZZ COOK TIME

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CHAIN COMMAND

CHASE DISCOVERS ICED COFFEE

TRACI IS HIRED

SAM IS HIRED

8 YEARS WITHOUT COFFEE

(LACK OF) COFFEE OVER THE YEARS C

OF

FE

E

TIME

AWESOME SAUCEMADE BY REACTOR

SP

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FLAVOR

our guide toHOTSAUCE

AS OUR EMPLOYEE COUNT HAS INCREASED, SO HAS OUR COFFEE COMSUMPTION

LUNCH OF CHOICE

EVERY OTHER KIND OF FOOD

MEXICAN FOOD

Clifton David Grinn

Chase Tim Whitmore

Traci Ketter

Eric Looney

Warren Johnson

TACO CONSUMPTION RECORD

SAM

TRACI

CLIENT

PATRICK

CHASE JENN

SKETCHYTABLE

SEATINGCHART

Pandora Stations28

OUR EXACTOS, DULLEST SHARPEST

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GRAPH OR CHARTDRINKS THAT MAKE US AWESOMECLIFTON DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW

CHASE GOOD OLD WATER

PATRICK KOOL-AID.... OH YEAAAAhh

SAM EXTRA STRONG BLACK COFFEE

JENN QUICK TRIP FOUNTAIN SODA

TRACI GRANDE NONFAT NO WHIP EASY VANILLA EXTRA HOT LOW FOAM LATTE

8:57 AM

10:21 AM

11:03 AM

1:15 PM

2:37 PM

4:25 PM

4:40 PM

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HAHAHA

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bert LOLLEVELS

OUR NEIGHBOR BERT IS LIKE OUR VERY OWN LAUGH TRACK. HIS LAUGH IS LOUD, BUT CONTAGIOUS. & QUITE FREQUENT.

MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS

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AMOUNTOF TIME FOR THIS

0

CREATIVECHUCK NORRISDOESN’T BELONG

ON A

GRAPH OR CHARTDRINKS THAT MAKE US AWESOMECLIFTON DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW

CHASE GOOD OLD WATER

PATRICK KOOL-AID.... OH YEAAAAhh

SAM EXTRA STRONG BLACK COFFEE

JENN QUICK TRIP FOUNTAIN SODA

TRACI GRANDE NONFAT NO WHIP EASY VANILLA EXTRA HOT LOW FOAM LATTE

8:57 AM

10:21 AM

11:03 AM

1:15 PM

2:37 PM

4:25 PM

4:40 PM

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bert LOLLEVELS

OUR NEIGHBOR BERT IS LIKE OUR VERY OWN LAUGH TRACK. HIS LAUGH IS LOUD, BUT CONTAGIOUS. & QUITE FREQUENT.

AMOUNTOF TIME FOR THIS

0

CREATIVECHUCK NORRISDOESN’T BELONG

ON A

GRAPH OR CHARTDRINKS THAT MAKE US AWESOMECLIFTON DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW

CHASE GOOD OLD WATER

PATRICK KOOL-AID.... OH YEAAAAhh

SAM EXTRA STRONG BLACK COFFEE

JENN QUICK TRIP FOUNTAIN SODA

TRACI GRANDE NONFAT NO WHIP EASY VANILLA EXTRA HOT LOW FOAM LATTE

8:57 AM

10:21 AM

11:03 AM

1:15 PM

2:37 PM

4:25 PM

4:40 PM

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bert LOLLEVELS

OUR NEIGHBOR BERT IS LIKE OUR VERY OWN LAUGH TRACK. HIS LAUGH IS LOUD, BUT CONTAGIOUS. & QUITE FREQUENT.

36 of 47 CHARTS COMPLETE

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ContributorsClifton Alexander

Chase WilsonSamantha FinePatrick DrakeTraci KetterJennifer Roe

CONTRIBUTORS

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We were featured on nationwide

television 2 times this year! And our

work was showcased locally 2 other

times. Needless to say our facial hair is

pretty famous.

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