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Some wise principles from Little Buddha which it would be wise to respect and follow to the letter

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Some wise principles from Little Buddha

which it would be wise to respect

and follow to the letter

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Children in the front seat of a car

can cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat of a car

can cause children.

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If you cannot lend a hand, then be a

nuisance! Either way, the most important

thing is to take part!

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If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s

heart is the stomach, know that you are aiming

a little too high!

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If you can laugh when everything is going horribly wrong, that means that you have found somebody to

blame!

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Women are like swimming pools: they cost a great deal of money to

maintain, considering the time that you

spend inside!

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Never drink while driving. You could spill

your beer!

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Some bosses are like clouds: the minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets

brighter!

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To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is

strategic.

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Men wouldn’t lie as much to the women in their life, if the women in their life didn’t ask so many

questions!

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Women marry because they believe that he will

change one day. Men marry because they believe that she will

never change. Both are mistaken!

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Your future depends on your

dreams. Don’t waste any time, go to bed NOW!

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HAVE A NICE DAY !