you might be french
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Vote if you like it! A few insights picked up from studying abroad in France. In fact, I love the French and all they stand for... no harm intended.TRANSCRIPT
You know you might be French
if…
uddenly, you just can't find a good enough reason to go to your one class of the week, come back from lunch anytime before 2pm, or work for a full 40 hours a week
SS
ou think bread's natural shape is long,
YY
awkward, blunt objec
t
fter walking into a pizza place, you check
the menu to see
AA
which pizzas have camembert cheese
and which have eggs
ou borrow words from the English language, but aren’t
happy about
it <=
YY
ou keep a sandwich board in
your closet that says ‘Protest!
Pas content’ to be ready for every occasion
YY
I don’t even remember what
I’m against!
our regular weeklyschedule looks a bit like:YY
Monday: classTuesday: general strikeWednesday: half of classThursday: soireeFriday: leave the citySaturday: take a well-deserved break after a long weekSunday: nothing at all, and how dare you suggest such a thing
ou carry a lighter around just to make friends
YY
I wish zey hadn’t banned smoking in
ze café.
ou are no less than 20 minutes late to every rendez-vous. YY
(and explain it with a simple
“Exception Française.“)
American meeting
French meeting
our wardrobe consists of one day outfit and two nightoutfits.
=> Period.
YY
And so, I am repatriating!