Zombie Apocalypse is Coming

American Scientist says that solid proofs of a masive infestation were found

By Javier Guzmán

After series of detailed investigations scientists concluded that a new pathogen was spread around the world, they say that over 60% of the population is currently afected. Experts says that the symptoms will get worse in the next years, leading us to our feared end.

Early studies indicate that the architects of this pandemic are Asian and European, where the main suspects are China and Germany. Experts say that their technologic supremacy has facilitated the expansion of the virus in an amazing speed with no history.

According to the investigators, the virus spreads by mobile devices like smartphones and tablets, which continuous use causes an obsessive attraction that make them impossible to separate from their cellphones, burning their neurons until they lose their own will.

Experts say the virus is constantly mutating, now the virus can infect you even by watching specific television programs, like Mexican soap operas or American reality television series. Studies showed that Jersey Shore and Miramar are the major sources of infestation.

The infected person will always carry his phone in his hands, reducing his social skills to the point of not being able to engage in conversations with other people in the same room. Also they lose almost all their mental skills, hindering the development of their studies. Another consequence is the reduction of daily hours of sleep to the point that they only sleep one or two hours a day, increasing the somnambulistic state in the one they appear to be.

Is feared that the disease will become a contagious sickness, so researchers recommend people to refrain from frequenting people who suffer the above symptoms. The only cure found so far is to increase the hours of reading, this coupled with a significant reduction of television time per day decreases the risk of contracting the disease.

Scientists are concerned about this strange disease

Over than 60% of the people is obsessed with their

celphones

Even the most youngest people is been affected by this sickness