10 excuses for falling asleep at work

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10 Excuses For Falling Asleep At Work By LISA SUBHRANGSHU

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Page 1: 10 excuses for Falling Asleep at Work

10 Excuses For Falling Asleep At Work

By LISA

SUBHRANGSHU

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............’’AMEN”- I love to sleep

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Coffee Machine is Broken

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I was not sleeping, I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance

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Why did You interrupt me?- I just figured out a solution for the big data.

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I was not sleeping, I

was meditating

on the mission

statement and envisions

a new paradigm

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This is one of the seven good habits of hard working Employees

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 I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

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Today donated 2ltr Blood at the blood bank & doctor said that this might happen.

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 I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that Ilearned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

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 Boss, last night I took cold medicine that just won't wear off!

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Someone decaffeinated my coffee intentionally

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Thank you For your Patience