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DEDICATION

To N11ss GERTRUDE ESTES MEEKER, our beloved friend, we, the Class of 1916, dedicate this volu~ile as a token of our sincere friendship and devotion.

TRUSTEES

EGBERT J . TAMBLYN, President

CLERGYMEN

BISHOP LUTHER B. WILSON, D.D., LL.D. ALEXANDER H. TUTTLE, D.D.

LOUIS C. MULLER, D.D. GEORGE MOONEY, PH.B.

HENRY A. BUTTZ, D.D., LL.D. RALPH B. URMY, D.D. DORR F. DIEFENDORF

JESSE L. HURLBUT, D.D. JACOB A. COLE, D.D.

FRED C. BALDWIN, D.D.

LAYMEN

FACULTY

JONATHAN MAGIE MEEKER, PH.D., D.D., President (New York University-Wesleyan University)

Bible

FRANK VANHAAG STUTSMAN, A.B., Principal (Wesleyan University-Columbia University)

Science

OLIVE LILLIAN AUSTIN, B.L., Dean (Ohio Wesleyan University) (University of Wisconsin)

Bible

ALBERT OVERTON HAMMOND, A.M. (Weslejlan University)

Greek

MARY I SABELLA BRECKENRIDGE, B .L., Head of North Hall (Oberlin-Wellesley)

English

HELEN MARIA PARSONS, B.L. (Ohio Wesleyan University)

(La Sorbonne, Paris)

French

MARY COWELL LYON, A.B. (William Smith College)

German

MILDRED ADELE WELLS, A.B. (Barnard)

Mathematics

MARTHA TRAVIS BAXTER, A.B. (Goucher)

History On leave of absence until September 1916.

MARIA MCVAY KETCHAM, A.B . (University of Chicago)

Latin

FREDERICK ARTHUR METS (Post-Graduate Guilmant Organ School)

(Pupil of Joseffy and Harold Bauer)

Director of Music-Pianoforte, Organ

MME. ELNA TOFFT (Monsieur Devilliers, Paris)

Voice Culture-Chorus Singinrg

CHARLOTTE HOWARD (Pupil of Dr. William Mason Conrad)

(Ansorge, Berlin) (Harold Bauer, Paris)

Pianoforte

HARRIET VIRGINIA AYERS (Pupil of Frederick A. Mets, Director of Music, Centenary Collegiate Institute)

Pianoforte

HENDRIKE TROOSTWYK (Amsterdam, Holland)

(Honorary graduate Yale University) (Concert soloist)

Violi1z

ARRAH LEE GAWL (School of Design, Philadelphia)

(France-Italy)

Art

MARY LOUISE HUSSEY (Emerson College of Oratory)

Reading-Expression

LUCY FRANCES CLARK (Prat t Institute)

Home Economics-Cookery

HARRIET JANE HEWITT (Pratt Institute)

Home Economics-Dress Making and Millinery

GRACE EVA THWING (New Haven Normal School of Gymnastics)

Physical Training- Physiology and Hygiene

EMILY DIXON, A.B. (Mt. Holyoke)

Preliminary Subjects-Stud y Hall

GERTRUDE ESTES MEEKER, A.B. (Goucher)

Librarign

ELLEN MARIE SUTTON

Accountant

MILDRED MINER

Secretary to President-Stenography and Typewriting

MRS, FRANK V. STUTSMAN

Matron

NETTIE AUGUSTA KEMP

Assistant Matron

EDITH VIOLETTA DIGNAN SMITH (Post-Graduate New York City Training School for Nurses)

2 Resident Nurse

Editor Assistant ~ d i t o r ' Associate Editors

Bu3ness Manager Assistant Manager Events . . Religious Notes . Athletic Notes . Roasts . .

HACK OFFICERS

CLASS POEM

June is here with all its beauties, With its sunshine and good cheer.

We, the Class of Nineteen Sixteen Have a t last come to the year,

When we must turn life's great corner And view far across the,land,

Just what Nature puts before us Thru the work of God's great hand.

But let's turn our faces backward O'er the path that we have trod,

And the friends which we have gathered Since we first met on this sod,

O'er the many happy memories, Which have linked us side by side,

Under that great floating banner Tha t we bore with such great pride.

In the autumn came the loud laugh From the outdoor basket ball,

Then again the game of tennis With its score and with its call.

And a t hockey as a t soccer We have each played as we learned,

And the numerals and the letters We have proudly worn, we earned.

Let us each take a firm stand As we gather on life's hill,

For the working of our own minds Has some mission to fulfill.

Come now, comrades, let us go forth And view far across the land

$i&$2F$Just what Nature puts before us Thru the work of God's great hand.

CLASS HISTORY

The Class of 1916! Not one present but knows and looks with admiration upon our valiant number; we who are bound together by the trials and hardships, as well as the fun and frolic, of our years together in C. C. I. Since, as I have said, everyone knows all about us, you may ask, why write a class history a t all? Why keep a diary or a junk book! In the years to come we, the Class of 1916, will look back upon our deeds of valor, as chronicled in The Hack, and take a keener pleasure in remembering our good times since they are enrolled in the annals of history.

I will spare you the task of listening to the tale of a "bunch of merry, rollicking children who made the halls ring with their gay chatter.'' I can assure you that we were much too frightened for that. We reverenced the Seniors, and a few unlucky ones went so far as to contract that direful disease known as "crush." We were made to feel that we were in truth-green as grass. We learned many a hard lesson in our freshman year, yet we parted in June feeling that we had made a good beginning for our four years' course.

Many strange faces greeted us upon our arrival a t C. C. I. in our sophomore year. We welcomed all newcomers cordially, and before long we were again united as a class and ready to make the upper classmen take notice of us. In fact, we felt ourselves to be quite all that was necessary in the way of excellent .students. We strengthened our convictions by putting our hair up and lengthening our skirts. I can assure you i t made us feel a dozen years older and more important. I will not vouch for our looks. Let us hope a t least that they have improved with time.

We entered vigorously into athletics and distinguished ourselves in scholastic ability as well. We introduced the habit of using the moon for practical purposes by giving the Seniors a marshmallow toast down by the lake. The one element lacking was "man," but even that important factor for happiness must be dispensed with a t times.

A goodly number of our old girls returned with us in our junior yeak( and we were happy to welcome more to help swell the ranks and make our class one to be proud of.

The Class of 1916 takes due praise unto itself for reviving the almost forgotten Junior Prom in the for111 of the Junior week-end.

This way of entertaining the Seniors proved a great success, onc reason for which was, perhaps, the addition of the much sought-after masculine gender. We must say that the latter did add much enjoy- ment to the occasion.

I t was with genuine regret that we gave the Seniors our farewell serenade, and we parted in June with bright hopes for the last lap of our journey-our senior year.

We started our year on Senior Hall with renewed vigor after our long vacation, ready to attack all the difficulties of our home stretch.

We chose as our president one Tiny in name and form, but assuredly not in ability. With Miss Breckenridge as our advisor, what more could a class want?

In the fall we entertained the school with a mock wedding. I think we ourselves had more fun in planning and practicing for it than did any of our guests.

Inspired by the success of our play wedding, one of our number became possessed with the idea of trying a wedding in real life. Her experiment afforded much excitement to Senior Hall.

In the springtime came more good times. Our tea for the Faculty proved a great success. Also Miss Breckenridge and Miss Austin's tea for us holds a never-to-be-forgotten place in our memories.

And we must not forget the Junior week-end. I t was a joy to all concerned (which did not include the Sophs and Freshmen) and we heartily appreciate their efforts to entertain us as royally as they did.

Now that i t is time for us to say good-bye, we realize how closely the ties of friendship have drawn us together. Memories of our years here in C. C. I., of our Senior Hall, our teachers, and our friends will be with us always and we part with a feeling of deep regret, yet with bright hopes for the days to come.

ELIZABETH BROWN.

SENIOR OFFICERS

Class Flower :

AMERICAN BEAUTY

Motto:

Fides jidelitasque nos inter nos colligamt

PRESIDENT

CLARA S. CARLSON

VICE-PRESIDENT

KATHARINE H. HOWELL

SECRETARY

LAURA J. SPENCER

TREASURER

SERGEANT-AT-ARMS

ADALENE T. COUGLE

CHARLOTTE BICKERTON ("Charlie")

Diokosophian PHILADELPHIA, PA.

"Still they gazed, and still their wonder grew,

How one girl's head could carry all she knew."

Glee Club (2); Basket Ball team (2); Y. W. C. A. President (resigned) (3); Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (3,4); Class Dispensary (4); Trophy Contest (4).

E L I Z A B E T H SMITH BONYNGE ("Lib")

Peithosophian WASHINGTON, N. J .

"A noble type of good Heroic womanhood."

Glee Club (3); President Junior Class (3) ; President Consumers' League (4).

ELIZABETH BROWN ("Betty" )

Peithosophian EASTON, PA.

"Here is one of those very valuable people / Who know what to do and when to do it."

Baseball team (I); Mandolin Club (I, 2, 3); Hockey team (2) ; Secretary Sophomore Class (2) ; Secretary Junior Class (3); Vice-President King's Daughters (3); Basket Ball sub (3, 4); House Committee (re- s~gned) (3) ; Aniversary Secretary (3) ; Open Meet- lng Treasurer (3) ; Soccer team (4) ; Open Meeting President (4) ; Anniversary President (4) ; Class Historian (4).

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BLOOMSRURY, N. J .

"Listen, 0 classmates, if you would hear A giggle, a song, or a C. C. I . cheer."

. ALINE BURGESS (" 'Line") Callilogian

CROW AGENCY, MONT,

"She was such a schoolgirl as discerning masters delight in,'' Hockey team (2); Trophy Contest (2): House Conl- mittee (2, , 4); Indoor Meet team (2); Y. W. C. A. Treasurer (33) ; Open Meeting 2nd Vice-President (3) ; Soccer team (4); Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (4); Anni- versary Secretary (4) ; Open Meeting President (4) ; Class Prophet (4).

MARJORIE BUTT' ("Marj") Callilogian

CLARA S. CARLSON ("Tiny")

, Diokosophian rt:w~'' ~ ~ P R I N G F I E L D , MASS. . #*# -

%c+'A perfect woman, nobly planned ?&,:&; T o warn, to comfort, to command." 'id -

Vice-President ~ u n i o r Class ' (3) ; President Senior , Class (4) ; Vice-President Current TopicsSlub (4) ;

Anniversary Vice-President (4); Anniversary Usher (4); Open Meeting President (4).

DOROTHY COOK ("Cookie1 l)

Peithosophian SOUTHFIELD, MASS.

"The glory of a firm, capacious mind."

P Basket Ball team (3,4); Glee Club (3); Varsity team (4) ; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (3, 4).

ELEANOR' CHISNT ("Chism' ')

Diokosofih&z PHILADELPHIA, PA.

"True to her work, he; word, and her friend.'' Hocke team (2); Glee Club (2); Y. W. C. A. Cab- inet (34;; Y . W. C. A. President ( ); House Commit- tee (4); Anniversary Secretary &; Open Meeting Vice-President (4).

ADALENE T, COUGLE ("Couge")

Peithosophian BLOOMSBURY, N, J .

"Good things come in small packages." Glee Club (3) ; Sergeant-at-Arms Senior Class (4) ; Anniversary Corresponding Secretary (4).

ELLEN B. GREEN ("Greenie' ')

~athosophinn SALEM, N. J .

GLADYS HALLOCK ("Glad") .

Diokosophian CENTER MQRlGHES, L. I.

"She lookefh wise, nor doth deceive her looks."

Vice-President Sophomore Class (2) ; Treasurer Junior Class (3); Basket Ball sub (3); Soccer team (4) ; Anniversary Corresponding Secrqtary (4) ; Open Meetrng Secretary (4); 1916 Hack Board.

MILDRED HOOVER ("Mill")

Peithosophian PHILADELPHIA, PA.

"Society, friendship and love Divinely bestowed upon her."

Glee Club (3); King's Daughters (3); Anniversirry Usher (4) ; Anniversary Vice-President (4) ; Edit or 1916 Hack.

BEATRICE HOLM ("Bee")

Peithosophian

d PHILADELPHIA, PA.

C "No labor has its appeal to her, unless

there's pleasure in it." Glee Club (3); King's Daughters (3); Anniversary

' Secretary (4). .

KATHARINE HOWELL ("Kay") '

Dio kosophian ' NEWARK, N. J.

"Charms strike the sight, and merit wins the soul.'"

Mandolin Club (2, 3); Glee Club (2, ); Basket Ball sub (3); President Junior Class &esigned) (3); House Committee (resigned) (3) ; Anniversary Usher (3); .Basket Ball team (4); Soccer team (41 ; Vice- President Senior Class (4) ; Anniversary President (4) ; Class Will (4); 1916 Hack Board. .

JOSEPHINE HUMMER (" Jo")

Peithosophian DOVER, N . J .

"The mildest manner, and the gentlest heart."

Hockey team sub (3); Anniversary Usher (3); Open Meeting Secretary (4); 1916 Hack Board.

DOROTHY HUTCHISON ("Dot"') .

CaEliZugian SOMERVILLE, N. 1. ,

"Her air, her manners, all, who saw ad- mired."

Sergeant-at-Arms Sophomore Class (2); Glee Club (3 ; Anniversary Usher (3); Anniversary Treasurer (31 ; Opm Meeting Vice-President (3) ; Secretary House Committee (4) ; Treasurer Senior Class (4) ; Anniversary President (4); Qpen Meeting Vice- President (4).

H I L D A LEHNERT ("Germany")

Callilogian CATASAUQUA, PA.

"Life has many a care, but I can easily carry my share."

Soccer team (4); Class Dispensary (4); Trophy Contest (4).

MARIAN MEAD (I 'Shorty")

Peithosophian MARKSBORO, N. J .

11 In a modest unassuming way, she meet- eth every day."

AMANDA NORTHROP ("Mandy")

Diokoso phian - . . NEWARK, N. J.

% * ~ P Y am I , from care I'm free, my aren't they all content like me?"

Soccer team (4).

BEATRICE PALMER ("Bee")

Peithosophian POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y .

"As pure in thought as angels are, To know her is to love her."

' ' Glee Club (3); King's Daughters (3); Anniversary Usher (4); Y. W. C. A. Secretary (4); President House Committee (4); Captain Soccer team (4); Basket Ball team (4); Varsity team (4); Open Meet-

,: Fig ing Vice-president (4); Winner Indoor Meet (4);

L-3 ,,;- - Trophy Contest (4).

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MARGUERITE PAGE ("Pagie")

Callilogian MADISON, N. J.

"Of manners gentle, of affections milcl."

Swimming team (3); Soccer sub (4).

"Persuasive speech, and more pei-suasive sighs,

b Silence &at spoke, and eloquence of eyes." * , Glee Club ( ) Captain Basket Ball team (3) ; Basket

Ball team td; Varsity sub (4) ; Soccer team (4) ; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (4); President Current Topics Club (41.; Class Poet (4) ; Open Meeting Treasurer (4) ; Ann~versary Edttor (4) ; Class Poet (4) ; Business Manager 1916 Hack.

MILDRED D. PERINCHIEF ("Brownie") Diokosophia?~

MT. HOLLY, N. J

SARITA SCHILLING (' 'Sarita")

Diokosophian .

HACKETTSTOWN, N. J. "Never idle a moment, but thrifty and

thoughtful of others."

Soccer team (4); Basket Ball team (4); Business Manager Athletic Association (4).

EMMA SHHEAFFER C3Seaffer")

Pm"1lioj.aph2;cza MVZ[ONTOTJ~S~;~IL.ZE~ PA. -

"Courteaus to dl, i n t i m a with Pew." House Committee 43). .

L A U R A J. SPENCER ("Laurie")

WOONSOCKET, R. I.

"There is mischief in her laughter There is danger in her eye."

Glee Club (2, 3); Anniversary Editor (3); 191j Hack Board (3); Secretary Senior Class (4); Anniversary Vice-President (4); Art Department 1916 Hack Board.

HELEN L. SPOFFORD (''Spoffie")

Callilogian AUGUSTA, GA.

"A genial disposition brings to its owner many friends." Anniversary Treasurer (4).

RU,TH TUTHILL ("Boots1')

Peithosophian NEW SUFFOLK, L. I.

I "I'd rather be little and alive than a big dead one."

Captain Basket Ball team (4); Soccer team (4); r 1916 Hack Board.

CLASS PROPHECY

A few years after I graduated from C. C. I., I decided to t ry for a position on the staff of one of the large newspapers, so I went to New York little dreaming wkat good fortune was in store for me.

As I was passing through the waiting room in the Grand Central Station, someone tapped me on the arm saying, "Young lady, are you a stranger in the city?" I turned and imagine my astonishment when I recognized Bee Holm wearing a Travelers' Aid badge. We talked for a few minutes and then, realizing tha t i t was past noon, I suggested tha t we have lunch together for I was anxious t o hear some C. C. I . news. I had been in the West ever since I graduated and had not heard from many of the girls for a long time.

When we were finally seated in the dining-room of the Hotel Mc- Alpin, Bee began: "This certainly is strange, you are the fourth C. C. I . girl I have met in the station in the last two days. On Tues- day, I saw Tiny Carlson and her husband. They were on their way back to their farm which I hear is the largest and most beautiful in the state. With them was Gladys Hallock who was enjoying a hard- earned vacation from an Orphans' Home where she is the matron.

"That same afternoon I met Kay Howell. She is very popular in the social circles of Newark and New York. I hear tha t she is engaged to one of the richest young fellows in Newark, although she did not tell me so.

"Yesterday I saw Ruth Tuthill for a second. She is teaching in an Italian kindergarten in the Bowery. She said she had just come from a wonderful concert given by Lib Smith and Emma Sheaffer in Carnegie Hall."

"What about your former room-mate?" "Mill Hoover? Well, you know her work as editor of the 'Hack'

was so successful tha t she attended a school of journalism and is now editor of the Century magazine."

"Oh!" I cried, "isn't t ha t great! Perhaps she will give me a l e t t a of introduction to some influential newspaper man."

"Are you looking for a position of tha t sort? Then I advise you to go to her office this very afternoon, for she told me the other day tha t one of the associate editors had resigned and somebody else on the staff had died."

After lunch I left Bee and started for the office of the editor of the Century. As I was walking up Fifth Avenue a large suffrage parade swung into view. I t was headed by two of the most ardent suffrage workers in the city, Josephine Hummer and Marian Mead.

As I neared my destination, I noticed a placard in front of a fine- looking moving picture theatre, advertising a wonderful new film play with Dorothy Cook as leAding lady. I could scarcely believe my eyes, but there was her picture and she did not look so very different from the "Cookie" of C. C. I . days.

I had now arrived a t the office and after a short delay was ushered into the presence of the editor who sat before a desk piled high with papers. She looked up as I entered and I saw that she was the same business-like "Mill" of "Hack" days even to the spectacles with the tortoise shell rims:

After talking business for a time, our conversation drifted to '

school days and classmates. Mill said she had in her magazine one ' O i r

t ' of Helen Spofford's advertisements. She had bought out Snsm : Cocroft's business and was becoming famous thru her recent discwary

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of how to reduce one's weight from two to forty-two pounds. Laura Spencer had married an artist and they were hoping to

make their home in Paris as soon as the war ended. 4

Speaking of the war reminded her of Hilda Lehnert who, she said, had gone to Poland to do relief work and had become engaged to a dashing young Belgian officer. .

Marguerite Page and Mildred Perinchief had opened a fashionable dressmaking establishment and were fast making their fortunes.

Eleanor Chism was doing most successful work a t Y. W. C. A. headquarters.

Marjorie Butt and Adaline Cougle had both been content to settle down to married life, Marjorie having married a Princeton man and "Couge" one from Lafayette.

Mandy Northrop was doing social settlement work and Ellen Green had a thriving manicuring and shampooing establishment.

That ;evening, when I went to my room a t the hotel, I found a letter forwarded to me from home. I t was from Bee Palmer who was teaching zesthetic dancing in the Gilbert School in Boston. She spoke of having heard from both Betty Brown and Charlotte Bicker- ton. Betty had graduated from Bryn Mawr with high honors and

was now head of a large school for deaf and dumb children. Charlotte had taught Latin for a year after she left college but had become tired of i t and had obtained a licence as pilot of an airship and was taking passengers daily between New York and Chicago. '

Dot Hutchison was another of our number who had preferred the joys of married life to single blessedness. She and her husband had several large greenhouses and made a speeialty of raising roses.

The letter dropped from my hands-and as I sat looking out a t the lights of the city I began to think over my expe~iences of the day. One by one the friends we had spoken of came into my mind and it was then that I realized that I had heard of the doings and where- abouts of every member of the dear old Class of 1916.

HOUSE COMMITTEE

BEATRICE PALMER, President

DOROTHY HUTCHISON, Secretary

JUNIORS

Colors: Green and White. Flower: Lily of the Valley.

OFFICERS,

LEILA PRESS . . . President MIRIAM SHOOP . . Vice-president NATALIE PARKER. . Secretary MARGUERITE ELY . Treasurer '."

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o).' Banker, Marian . . . . Evanston, Ill. Bigelow, Edna . . . .Jamestowrl,N.Y. Caldwell, Mildred . . Sufield, Conn. Cook, Lillian . . . Branchville, N. J. Ely, Marguerite . . . . Hamburg, Conn. Gifford, Clara . . . Maplewood, N. J. Hall, Louise . . . . Easton, P a . Hawley, Beatrice . . . Staatsburg, N. Y. Howell, Mabel . . . Newark, N. J. Hutchison, Ru& . . . Somererille, N. J . Ingham, Katharine . . Newburyport, Muss. Lewis, Katharine . . . Newark, N. J. Martin, Lillian . . . . Paterson, N. J . Mackey, Sarah . . . . . . . . . Trenton, N. .T. McGeachen, Flora . . . . . Larchmont, N. Y. Muller, Marion . ~iermont-on-the-~udson, N. Y. Nash, Julia . . . . Camden, N. J. O'Hanlon, ~ u t h . , . . Geneva, N. Y. Parker, Natalie . '. Mount Vernon, N. Y. Patterson, Doris . . . Brooklyn, N. Y. Pray, M&ian . . Hemfistead, N. Y. Press, Leila . . . New York City Purdy, Frances . Jersey City, N. J. Shoop, Miriam . Rochester, N. Y. Smith, Ann . . . . Havana, Cuba Winans, Hazel . . . Hempstead, N. Y.

COLLEGIATES

Cattell, Jean . Sheaffer, Emma

SOPHOMORES

. . . . . . Baechtold, Elizabeth

. . . . . . Brotherton, Dorothy . . . . . . . Freeland, Lucie . . . . . . . Humphreys, Anne

Raser, Helen . . Rodenbough, Josephine . . Rohrabaugh, Florence . . .

. . . . . Wagar, True Warner, Elizabeth . Weller, Helen . . Westfall, Helen . Williams, Mary . Whipple, Priscilla . Woolston, Florence .

SPECIALS

Berty, Alice . Haring, Beatrice Hills, Beatrice . Kubin, Carolyn Rogers, Marie . Shaw, Elizabeth Sowers, Catharine Start, Alice . Strasenburgh, Lois

FRESHMEN

Cook, Florence . . . . . . Cranston, Irena . . . ,-- . Crosby, Nathalie . - . . . .

. . . . . Dietflch, Elnis Howland, Ruth . . . . . Longstreth, Catharine . . . Maurer, Minnie . . . Ortiz, Eladia . . . .

. . Chicago, Ill. Montoursville, Pa .

Class President

. Westfield, N. J.

. Peekskill, N. Y.

. Maywood, N. J.

. Salisbury, Md.

. Englewood, N. J.

. . Easton, Pa .

. Stillwater, N. J.

. Oxford, N. J.

. Brooklyn, N. Y.

. Columbia, N. 3. Brightwaters, L. I. . New York City, Hackettstown, N. J. Ocean Grove, N. J.

. President

. . Hackettstown, N. J.

. . Hackensack, N. J.

. Hartford, Conn. Evanston, Ill.

. New York City

. Providence,R.I.

. Lebanon, Pa .

. . Jersey City, N. J. . Rochester, N. Y.

. . President

. Branchville, N. J.

. Kingston, N. Y. . , Easton, Pa.

Newark, N. J. . Detroit, Mich.

. Philadelfihia, Pa.

. . Bound Brook, N. J.

. . Bernardsville, N. J.

Piercy, Cyrena Roberts, Marion . Rumsey, Margaret . Selleck, Florence . Shaw, Alice . . . Steadman, Katharine . Van Wagoner, Anna . Westing, Adde . .

PRELIMINARIES

ROBERTA LOWREY . . . . Bird, Helen . . . .Bullock, Helen . . Demarest, Gertrude Erlanger, Rosalie . ,flaskell, Alice . Hutchison, Hazel Lowrey, Roberta . IMedal, Clementina .

Medal, Lucille . 'Medal, Martha Roberts, Anna . Swift, Helen . Tegnazian, Araxy {Wyder, Mabel

. . Westjield,N.J. . . . Philadelphia, Pa . . . . Paterson, N. J.

. Binghamton, N. Y. . Providence, R. I.

Huguenot Park, N. Y. . Oradell, N. J. . New YorkCity

President

. Newark, N. J. . Trenton, N. .T.

Oradell, N. J. New York City

. Bloomjield, N. J . Montgomery, N. Y. . Madison, N. J.

Sun Jose, Costa Rica Sun Jose, Costa Rica Sun Jose, Costa Rica . Philadelphia, Pa . . Brooklyn, N. Y. . Newark, N. J. Douglastown, N. J.

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CLASS SONG

Tune: A Little Bit of Heaven

I . Do you know the class of one and six and where it got its fame?

We've learned much Math and History since to these halls we came.

We've learned to cook and ta t and ,sew and still our grades are best,

We have lead the honor roll this year ahead of all the rest.

Ref rain:

Sure, the social functions of the year which passed from day to day

Not only helped us frolic, but have kept us Seniors gay.

Our special seats in Chapel, and in dining- room as well,

Have made us feel our duty and pay heed to ev'ry bell.

We must say farewell to Senior Hall-with its memories so dear,

I t s Sunday morning breakfasts, and its feeds a t midnight drear.

Now, the year book we have finished in which many had a share;

So we leave these walls forever and go forth without a care.

2 . We do know we're not athletic, but we've put up a stiff fight-

We have marched and danced and shouted for our colors red and white.

So on the day of leaving we will keep one view in mind,

Our loyalty to C. C. I., and the friends we leave behind.

CALLILOGIAN SOCIETY

Colors: Gold and White

DIOKOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

FOUNDED 1874

Colors: Coldand Blaclr

PEITHOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

FOUNDED 1880

Colors: Blue and Gold

ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION

ANN SMITH '17 . . . . . . . President CLARA GIFFORD '17 . . . . . Vice-President LILLIAN MARTIN '17 . . . Secretary FRANCES PURDY '17 . . Treasurer SARITA SCHILLING '16 . Manager

WEARERS OF THE C. C. I .

Elizabeth Baechtold Hazel Hu tchison Miriam Shoop Dorothy Cook Beatrice Palmer Ann Smith Marguerite Ely Mildred Perinchief Hazel Winans Clara Gifford Leila Press

WEARERS OF THE NUMERALS

SOCCER

Elizabeth Baechtold ' 18 Elizabeth Brown '16 Aline Burgess '16 Jean Cattell '16 Lillian Cook '17 Marguerite Ely '17 Lucie Freeland. ' 18 Clara Gifford ' I 7 Gladys Hallock '16 Beatrice Hawley '17 Katharine Howell '16 Ruth Howland '19 Anne Humphreys '18 Hazel Hutchison '19 Katharine Ingham ,'17 Hilda Lehnert,.' 16 Lillian Martin '17

Elizabeth Brown '16 Elizabeth Baechtold 'I 8 Dorothy Cook '16 MargueritejEly '17 Clara Gifford '17 Anne Humphreys '18 Katharine Howell '16 Clementina Medal '19 Cyrena Piercy ' I 9

Clementina Medal '19 Elizabeth Shaw '18 Lucille Medal '19 Miriam Shoop '17 Amanda Northrop '16 Ann Smith '17 Eladia Ortiz '18 Catharine Sowers '16 Marguerite Page '16 Katharine Steadman '19 Beatrice Palmer '16 Helen Swift '19 Mildred Perinchief '16 Araxy Tegnazian '19 Cyrena Piercy ' I 9 Ruth Tuthill '16 Leila Press 'I 7 True Wagar '19 Frances Purdy '17 Elizabeth Warner '18 Helen Raser '18 Helen Weller '18 Anna Roberts '19 Ad$le Westing '19 Josephine Rodenbough '18 Priscilla Whipple '19 Florence Rohrabaugh '18 Hazel Winans '17 Sarita Schilling '16 Florence Woolston 'I 8 Alice Shaw '19 Anna Van Wagoner '19

BASKET BALL

Leila Press 'I 7 Mildred Perinchief ' I 6 Beatrice Palmer '16 Marie Rogers '19 Helen Raser '18 Josephine Rodenbough ' I 8 Katharine Steadman '19 Miriam Shoop 'I 7 Ann Smith '17

Sarita Schilling '16 Araxy Tegnazian 'I 9 Ruth Tuthill '16 Anna Van Wagoner '19 Adhle Westing '19 Elizabeth Warner '18 Helen Weller 'I 8 Hazel Winans '17 Florence Woolston '18

WINNING CLASS (1917) INDOOR MEET

VARSITY BASKET BALL TEAM Left to right: E. Baechtold (sub), M. Ely (g.), L. Press (sub), D. Cook (g.), M. Perinchief (sub), A. Smith (c.) (Cap.), H. Winans (I. f . ) , C. Gifford (r. f .) , M. Shoop (s. c.).

SENIOR SOCCER TEAM Left to right: E. Brown (r. i .), A. Burgess (r. f. b.), A. Northrop (r. h. b.), S. Schilling (c. f.), G. Hallock (c. b.), M. Page (sub), K. Howell (I. i.), H. Lehnert (I. h. b.), R. Tuthill (I. e.), B. P-lm-r (1 C h' (Cap.), M. Perinchi*$ fr . e.), J , r-+tell (goal).

SENIOR BASKET BALL TEAM Left to right: M. Perinchief (r. f.), E. Brown (sub), J. Cattell (sub), S. Schilling (I. f.), K. Howell (c.), D. Cook (g.), B. Palmer (g.), R. Tuthill (s. c.) (Cap.).

JUNIOR SOCCER TEAM Left to right: R. O'Hanlon (sub), M. Shoop (c. b.), M. Ely (I. i.), L. Press (goal), A. Smith (r. h. b.)t F. Purdy (I. f. b.) F. McGeachen (sub), L. Martin (I. h. h.1. I.. Conk (r. e.), B. Hawley (r. f. b.), C. Gifford (c.) (Cap.), K. Ingham (I. e.), H. Winans

J IOR BASKET BALL TEA Left to right: M. Ely (g), L. Press (g.), M. Shoop (s. c.), H. Winans (r. I.), C. Gifford (I. f.), A. Smith (c.) (Cap.).

SOPHOMORESPECIAL BASKET BAbL TEAM Left to right: J. Rodenbough (g.), H. Raser (s. c.), F. Woolston (r. I.), A. Humphreys (c.), E. Baechtold fl. f.), H. Weller (g.), E. Warner (sub).

SOPHOMORE-SPECIA- -0CCER TEAM Left to right: E, Wagner (g.), E. Baechtold (c. f.), F. Rohrabaugh (r. h. b.), L. Freeland (r. i.), J. Rodenbough (r. e.), A. Humphreys (1. e.), F. Woolston (I. i.), E. Ortiz (I. h. b.), T. Wagar (r. f. b.), E. Shaw (sub), H. Raser (I. h. b.), H. Weller (c. b.) (Cap.).

FRESHMAN BASKET BALL TEAM Left to right: A. T e nazian (g.), K. Steadman (c.), C. Piercy (1. f.), A. Van Wagoner (g.), A. Westing (r. f . ) ( c a p I , C. Medal (s. c.).

FRESHMAN SOCCER TEAM Left to right: A. Shaw (r. i.), A. Roberts (r. h. b.), A. Tegnazian (I. h. b.), H. Swift (g.), A. Van Wagoner (r. f . b.), C. Piercy (I. i.), L. Medal (1. e.), K. Steadman (c. f.) (Cap.), R. Howland (I. f. b.).

SOCIAL EVENTS

FIFTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE

CA1,LILOGIAN SOCIETY

OFFICERS President . DOROTHY HUTCHISOS First Vice-president . LAURA SPENCER Second Vice-President . RUTH HUTCHISON Secretary . . -. 1- ALINE BURGESS Treasurer . . . . "9 :k %HELEN SPOFPORD Editor . . LILLIAN MARTIN

USHERS Diokosophian . . . . . CLARA CARLSON Peithosophian . . . ~ ~ I L D R E D HOOVER Callilogian . . . EDNA BIGEI,OXV Callilogian . . . LILLIAN MARTIN

PROGRAM March from Lenore Symphony . . . . . .

First Piano : TRUE W A G A R , DOROTHY BROTHERTON Ka$

Second Piano : PRISCILLA WHIPPLE, HELEN SPOFFORD Organ : RUTH HUTCHISON

MISS KLAIRE H. DOWSEY, Soprano MR. GEOFFREY O'HARA, Tenor

. . . . . . (a) The Bird of the Wilderness Horsman (b) Ouvre' Les Yeux Bleus . . . Massenet

MISS 'DowsEY . . . . . . Widmung . . . Schumann

MR. o ~ H A R A

. . . . . Mad Scene from "Hamlet" . . Thomas (By request)

MISS DOWSEY . . . Duet-0 Moment That ' I Bless . . . Dennee

MISS DOWSEY and MR. O'HARA . . . ( a ) B o a t S o n g . . . . . . . Ware

(b) For All Eternity . . . . . . . Piccolimini MR. O ~ H A R A

(a) A Heart That's Free . . . . . . Robyn (b) Carry Me Back to Old Virginny . . . . Bland (c) , Spinning Song . . . . . . German .kolk Song

MISS 'Dow-sElr Old English Songs-

(a) My Lovely Caefia . . . . . . M u n r o e " ( b ) Drink to Me Only i i t h i'hine Eyes . . . . . . Anon

(c) The Pretty Creature . . . . . Storace MR. O'HARA

Duet . . . . . . . . Selected MISS DO~.SE:Y and MR.'o'HARA '

OPEN MEETING OF T H E

CALLILOGIAN SOCIETY

PROGRAM

A BOX OF MONKEYS

A Farce in Two Acts

CHARACTERS

Edward Ralston, a promising young American, half owner of the Sierra Gold Mine . . . . . . . MARION MULLER

Chauncey Oglethorpe-His partner . . DOROTHY HUTCHISON

Mrs. Oredego-Jhones-An admirer . . . . CATHARINE SOWERS

Sierra Pierson-Her niece from the West . . . . . LILLIAN MARTIK

Lady Guinevere Dand Poore-Daughter of an English Earl EDXA BIGELOW

ACT I

Scene-Drawing-room of Mrs. Oredego-Jhones's residence.

ACT I1

Scene-The same. a few hours later.

Vocal Duet

Piano Solo The Star .

BETWEEN ACTS

DOROTHY BROTHERTON and MINNIE MAUER

E N D OF ACT I1

. . . . . RUTH HUTCHISON

BEATRICE HILLS

OFFICERS

President . . . . ALINE N. BURGESS

First Vice-president . . DOROTHY HUTCHISON

Second Vice-President . . MARGUERITE R. ELY

Treasurer . . . . LILLIAN E. MARTIN

Secretary . . RUTH HUTCHISON

Editor . . BEATRICE HILLS

FORTY-FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF THE

DIOKOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

OFFICERS President . . . Vice-President . Editor . . . ,

Secretary . . Treasurer . . . Corresponding Secretary

USHERS Callilogian . . . . BEATRICE HILLS

Peithosophian . BEATRICE PALMER

Diokosophian . . . LUCIE FREELAND Diokosophian . . MARIE ROGERS

PROGRAM

Kronungsmarsch aus der Oper der Prophet . . . . G. Meyerbeer First Piano: CHARLOTTE BICKERTON, ELEANOR CHISM

Second Piano: GLADYS HALLOCK, NATALIE PARKER

Ferdinand,KingofNavarre. . . . . . . MARGARETRUMSEY Biron 1 I MABEL HOWELL Longaville Lords attending on the King . . . KATHARINE HOWELL Dumain HAZEL WINANS

Boyet . . . . . . . . . . . . . ELEANOR CHIS~I Don Adriane De Armado, a fantastical Spaniard . . . ANN SMITH Dull, a constable . . . . . Mercade, an attendant Moth, page to Armado . JEAN CATTELL PrincessofFrance . . . . . . . . CLARA CARLSON Rosaline MARY WILLIAMS

Ladies attending on the Princess . . [MILDRED PERINCHIEF Katherine ( NATALIE PARKER

ijaquenetta, a country wench . . . . RUTH O'HANLON Sir Nathaniel, a curate . . LUCIE FREELAND Costard, a clown . . . . Ck :, . . . . DORIS PATTERSON

Rustic Maids . . . . HELEN RASER, CLEMENTINA MEDAL

Scene-In the park of the King of Navarre.

OPEN X,IEETING OIT THII

DIOKOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

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OPEN MEETING OF THE

PEITHOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

PROGRAM

Lore of Many Lands . . . . . . . . LEILA C. PRESS

Grecian Dance . , . . . . CLARA GIFFORD

The Low-back Car . . . - . RUTH HOWLAND Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes . LOUISE C. HALL, BEATRICE E. HOLM 'Gin a Body Meet a Body . . . . . . . RUTH HOWLAND

English Dance . French Song . Minuet . . Maiden's Wish Silent Night . Dutch Dance . . .

Carry Me Back to Old Virginny . . . RUTH HOWLAND, EIVILIMA SHEAFFER

Metior . . . . . . . . . LEIL .~ C. PRESS

President . Vice-President . Editor . . 'Treasurer . . Recording Secretary

OFFICERS

. ELIZABETH BROWX

. BEATRICE PALMER

. LEILA C. PRESS

. CLARA GIFFORD JOSEPHINE HUMMER

THIRTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF T H E

PEITHOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

President . . Vice-President . Editor . . . Secretary . Treasurer .

Callilogian . Diokosophian . Peithosophian . Peithosophian .

OFFICERS

EL~ZABETH BROWPIT . . . . . . MILDRED HOOVER

. FRANCES PURDY

. BEATRICE HOLM

. CLARA GIFFORD

USHERS

RUTH HUTCHISON . . . . . ANN SMITH

. RUTH HOWLAND

. ADALENE COUGLE

PROGRAM March from "Tannhauser"

First Piano : EMILY TEWKSBURY, CLARA GIFFORD

Second Piano: FRANCES PURDY, JULIA NASH

Organ: ELIZABETH SMITH BONYNGE

"THE ROMANCERS" By Rostand

Scene-Adjoining gardens of Bergamin and Pasquinot.

Percinet, a lover . . . . Sylvette . . . Bergamin, Father of Percinet Pasquinot, Father of Sylvette Strgorel, a Bravo . . . First Gardener ' Second Gardener . . . .

. . . Followers of Straforel Musicians . . MIRIAM SHOOP,

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SENIOR MOCK WEDDING

Bride . Maid of Honor

. . . . . DOROTHY BANKER

. . . . . CLARA CARLSON

i MILDRED PERINCHIEF, KATHARINE HOWELL

BEATRICE HOLM, ELLEN GREEN

EMMA SHEAFFER

. . . . . SARITA SCHILLING

ALINE BURGESS, ELEANOR CHISM {DOROTHY COOK, DOROTHY HUTCHISON

. . . . . MILDRED HOOVER

. HELEN SPOFFORD

. CAROLYN KUBIN

. RUTH TUTHILL

. . . . . . . MARIAN MEAD

. . . . . . . . LAURA SPENCER

i GLADYS HALLOCK, ADALEXE COUGLE, MARJORIE BUTT

BEATRICE PALMER, HILDA LEHNERT

. . M.-IRGUBRITE PAGE, CHARLOTTE BICKERTON

. . . JEAN CATTELL . . . ELIZABETH BROWN

. . JOSEPHINE HUMMER

Bridesmaids .

Groom . Best Man .

Ushers . Father of Bride Mother of Bride Father of Groom Mother of Groom Grandfather . Grandmother .

Children .

Relatives . Organiqp . ,

Rabbi . . Ticket Master .

MOCK WEDDING BY THE SENIORS

WEDDING CEREMONY

The marriage ceremony of Goldy Ish Kabibble and Ikey Ikestein was one of the most stunning affairs of the season. The bride was attired in white cheesecloth and carried a bouquet of corn stalks and a lily. Her veil was the fashionable window curtain lace, so much in vogue in Paris this season.

The bridesmaids were gowned in striking costumes of red and purple calico. The gowns for the whole wedding party were designed by Madame de Mutt of Wayback Hollow.

The party made its entrance solemnly accompanied by the wails of the bride's family and the incantations of the Rabbi. After reaching the platform, the bride and groom marched around the Rabbi seven times to the music of Solomon Levi. This was done as a promise that they would live with each other a t least seven weeks before suing for divorce.

The ceremony proper was accomplished with few drawbacks, the pranks of the younger members of the company making the affair most entertaining. Ikey's father created a slight disturbance by insisting that Goldy did not have a large enough dowry; however, he was soon quieted.

The wine and ring ceremony was used. The groom created a sensation by forgetting where he had put the golden circlet. After much searching, he finally found i t in his shoe, having put it there so that he would.surely not lose it.

The dance on the platform after the two had been made one was most effective, each man striving to kiss the bride, as well as to secure a dance with her. To conclude the ceremony, two of Goldy's younger sisters sang an edifying ditty to the tune of Solomon Levi.

This was followed by a large reception in the recreation hall. Caterers from New York City furnished delightful refreshments, the most enjoyable of which were, perhaps, the onion sandwiches.

Mr. and Mrs. Kabibble received many handsome and useful gifts. NIr. &abibblels wedding gift to his wife was a diamond bar pin.

The "Newlyweds" expect to be gone about three weeks on their wedding tour to, Onion Centre. Upon their return they will be "at home" to all friends a t 149 Baxter Street.

YOUNG WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION

President . Vice- Presiden t Treasurer Secretary .

Social . Missionary Religious . .

Finance . . Conference . Music . . Social Service . Association News Membership .

President . Vice-President . Librarian .

OFF1 CERS . . . .

. . . .

COMMITTEES . . . .

CURRENT TOPICS CLUB . . . . . . . MILDRED PERINCHIEF

. . CLARA CARLSON . MABEL HOWELL

COMMENCEMENT WEEK

JUNE 12 8.00 P. M. Contest in Expression for the James W. Jackson Prize.

JUNE 13 10.30 A. M. Methodist Episcopal Church. Commence- ment Sermon by the President, Reverend Jonathan Magie Meeker, D.D.

JUNE I4 3.00 P. M. Campus. Ivy Planting.

3.30 P. M. Whitney Hall. Class Day Exercises:

PROGRAM

Invocation . . . DR. J. M. MEEKER

Welcome KATHARYN PRICE

Vocal Solo . , MARGUERITE COOK

Class History . . VIOLET HOWE

Class Poem . . HOPE BARTNETT Class Will . . . . .VIRGINIA TAYLOR

Dispensary ETTA THOMPSON, GEORGINA BURK Class Prophecy . . . HELEN SHANNON

Class Song CLASS MOTTC+-Qui scientiam reperil, reperit oilam CLASS FLOWER-White Sweet Pea CLASS COLORS-Blue and White

4.30-6.00 P. M. Art Exhibition, Studio.

4.30-6.00 P. M. Home Economics Exhibition, Department Dining Room and Sewing Room.

8.00 P. M. Whitney Hall. Annual Recital of the De- partment of Music.

JUNE 15 3.30 P. M. Pageant and Lawn Fete.

4.30-6.00 P. M. Alumnz Meetings. Exhibition of Art and Home Economics Departments.

7.15 P. M. Campus. School Songs. 7 8.30 P. M. Parlors. The President's Reception.

JUNE 16 10.15 A.M. W h i t n e y Hall. Commencement Exercises :

PROGRAM

. . . . . . . MarchfromArianeSymphony I _ - - Piano : ELIZABETH SMITH

- I

I . - Organ : RUTH HUTCHISON

Wanderer's Night Song . . . . . . .

Guilmant

. Rubinstein . Thomas . . . Spring Song . . .

GLEE CLUB

Prayer . . . . . . . Concerto D Minor (First Movement) Rubinstein

RUTH HUTCHISON

Address . THE REVEREND BISHOP WILLIAM F. MCDOWELL, LL.D., Chicago

. . . . . . . . . . Overture to "Tannhauser" Wagner First Piano : RUTH HUTCHISON, ELIZABETH SMITH

Second Piano : LAURA RUSSELL, FRANCES VOSBURGH

Organ : MARGUERITE COOK

Report of the Visiting Committee

Award of Prizes- Society Trophy Expression-The James W. Jackson Prizes Athletics

Presentation of Diplomas

Benediction

ALUMNI NOTES

GRADUATES OF 1915

. . Savage School of Physical Edzicafion

. . . . . . Boston, Mass.

. . . . . . Pratt Institute

. Allentown, N. J .

. Institute o f Mzisical Art, New York City

. NewYorkCity

. DrexelCollege

. Syracuse University

. Hackettstown, N. J .

. GoucherCollege

. Philadelfihia, Pa.

. . . . , . Wayne, Pa. . . . Newark, N. J .

. Richboro, Pa.

. Richboro, Pa.

. GoucherCollege

. Hackettstown, N. J.

. Carbondale, Pa.

. . Adelfihia College, Brooklyn, N. Y . I . . . .

I KeyWest,Fla. . Factoryville, Pa.

, ,, . . White House, N. J.

. . . Kingston, N. Y .

GRADUATES WHO HAVE VISITED THE SCHOOL DURING THE YEAR

Madeline Benbrook ' I 5 Florence Breckenridge '14

Georgina Burk '15

Evelyn Day '14

Madeline Day '12

Leslie MacDonald 'I 5

Henrietta Howell 'IS

Madeline Levengood ' I 5

Florence Masland ' 15

Olive Masland '15

Olive Ogden '14

Helen Raymond '12

Ruth Thompson '15 Elizabeth Thomson ' I 3

Olga Schilling ' I 5 Virginia Taylor 'I 5

MARRIED

Helen Crosby ('12) De Baun

Marguerite Kohlheep ('12) Appleby

Rand Lewis ( ' I I ) Hupp 3

Susanne Steward ('14) Conover

SENIOR

WHAT PEOPLE THINK SHE IS

BICKERTON. . Tortoise-shell rimmed Shiny. . . . . . . Imitating Chaplin . Scholar. . . . . . . . . . . . glasses.

. . . BROWN. . . . . Manly stride. . . . . . . Dappled. . . . Calling in 49.. . . . . Just right.

. . . . . . . . . . . BURGESS. . . . Making tracks for 1st Peaceful. . . . Indians. . . . . . . . . . Cowgirl. floor South.

BUTT. . . . . . . Avalanche of chatter Beaming. . . . Red clothes.. . . . . . Hungry for breakf9-+

. CARLSON. . . . Mail from Geneva. . . Presidential . Kinky. . . . . . . . . . . Blushing beauty.

CHISM. . . . . . Sweetness. . . . . . . . . . Serene. . . . . . Rough-housing.. . . Our Dean. . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . COOK. . . . . . . White Marcellus Hof- Wise. . . . . . . Getting high A's. . Quiet. flin suit.

COUGLE.. . . . Listening for a wom- Powdery. . . . Easton.. . . . . . . . . . A man worshipper an's voice.

. . . GREEN.. . . . . Fraternity jewelry.. . Bored . . . . . Listening for road- Plump and jolly.. sters.

HALLOCK.. . . "Um, great!". . . . . . . Chin-chin. . . Primping.. . . . . . . . Caruso's side-partner

HOLM. . . . . . . Eyes.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Blase. . . . . . . Men in general. . . . Satan's masterpiec-

. . . . . . . HOOVER. . . . "Wink1'. . . . . . . . . . . . Hackneyed.. Canada. . . . . . . . . . Literary..

. . . . . . . HOWELL. . . . Surrounded by Fresh- Babyish. . . . . New way of doing. Giggler. , men. her hair.

. HUMMER. . . . Dignity. . . . . . . . . . . . Airy. . . . . . . . Being giddy. . . . . . Mamma's child.

. HUTCHISON . Clementina. . . . . . . . . Ruddy. ...... Mighty liking for a Seen but not heard. "Rose."

LEHNERT.. . . Yellow eyes. . . . . . . Drowsy. . . . . Germany.. . . . . . . . T h e ~ a i s e r ' s firs1 cousin.

MEAD. . . . . . Feeble squeak. . . . . . Placid. . . . . . Early baths. . . . . . Humble. . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . NORTHROP . . Tin ear. . . . . . . . . . . . Eyeless. . . . . Gabbing. . . . . . . . . Studious.

PALMER. . . . . Indoor Meet Cup. . . Cherubic. . . . Pondering. . . . . . . . Somebody important

PAGE. . . . . . . Curley pate. . . . . . . . Affable. . . . . Reading.. . . . . . . . . Awfully fond of Doc. tors.

PERINCHIEF. Faculty crushes.. . . . Dreamy.. . . . Talk. . . . . . . . . . . . . One of the reason: America is great.

. . . . . . SHEAFFER. . . Smile. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Calm. . . . . . . Vocal. . . . . . . . . . . . An Angel..

SCHILLING. . . Foreign male. . . . . . . Germanic. . . Writing letters to Accommodating. . ;/ Holland.

SMITH. . . . . . Wedding ring. . . . . . . Carefree. . . . Eloping. . . . . . . . . . Mighty lucky they art scarce now-days.

SPENCER. . . . Oodles of hair. . . . . . . Determined . Hope chest. . . . . . . Pool shark. . . . . .

SPOFFORD . . . Pleasing plumpness. . Round. . . . . . Rum. . . . . . . . . . . . Good-natured cua

TUTHILL. . . . 6 feet 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . Smiling. . . . . Sleeping over feeds Shrimp. . . . . . . . .

HOBBY FACIAL

EXPRESSION NAME How DISTINGUISHED

Gray haired a t 22

1 College widow. . .

1 Cabaret dancer. . . . . . .

Always short and swee

Dairymaid . . . . . . . . . .

Minister's wife. . . . . . .

Philosopher. . . . . . . .

An artist.

~ e i m a n teacher. . . . . .

Mother's pride and jo!

Movie actress. . . . . . . .

Bartender in 109. . . . .

Beauty doctor. . . .

World's champion wom an athlete.

A nice wife. . . . . . . . . .

Fortune teller. . . . . .

Oratorical bubble.. . . . .

Social settlement workel

Liked by everybody.

Nurse. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Poetess. . .

A star . . . . . .

Captain's wife. . . . . . ; . . */

Washington's leading c.

social matron. ,artoonist . . . . . . . . . . . .

4rtist's model. . . . . . . . .

Zym teacher.. . .

Brain fever.. . . . . . . . . .

College grades. . . . . . . .

Over walking.. . . . . . . .

Hot-dogs . . . . . . . . . . . .

Strasenburg's drugs. . .

Hilarious room-mate . .

"Bright" disease.. . . . . " Jay"-ed . . . . . . . . . . . .

Corrective exercises. . .

. . . . . . . . . . . sweeping.

"Marchwing. . . . . . . . . .

Missing trains at Eastor

4ppeti te. . . . . . . . . . . . .

she got mussed. . . . . . . .

'Rose" fever. . . . . . .

Belgium . . . . . . . . . . .

Lock-jaw . . . . . . . . . . . . .

3eing annoyed. . . . . . . .

Student government.. . .

4 broken heart. . . . . . . .

>ack of appreciation. . .

;rand uproar. . . . . . . . .

;ame leg. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Norrying (?) . . . . . . . . . .

:hapel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

iix helpings of mashed potatoes.

:heese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"Well done, good and faithful servant!"

"Shed your flaming locks and scorch no longer !"

6' Reserved seats for missionaries."

"Butt in!"

"Rest for the weary!"

"Come right in-I've been expecting you !"

"Oh! here comes our would-be cut-up!"

'Blair apartments to the left!"

'Join the angel choir!"

'Did you say you were a minister's daughter?"

'Other direction !"

'Quiet(h)er, please!"

'You can't have your own way here, you know !"

'Chemistry Lab. below!"

'Only Allies up here!"

'NO early risers here!"

'Join the Blair crew below!"

'Welcome home!"

'No books allowed!"

'Watch Your Step!"

'One more for the choir!"

'Just my luck!"

Very good, Eddie!"

This is no place for you!"

Fling wide open the double doors!"

'Ida, Runt!"

P E A C E P E R F E L T , P E A C E :

SYMPATHETIC DIARY

28 D. L. & W. makes a little money.

29 New girls introduced to tea-room, Batcheler's, and George.

30 Student government suggested at old girls' meeting; Vesu- vius in action has nothing on them.

2 Societies entertain new girls. Tea and wafers.

4 Picnic to canal. Bea and Brownie chased by "wild" bull. Certain teacher makes a touching proposal to an umbrella.

6 Hackettstown Carusos serenade. . I I Delaware Water Gap Trip. Woolworth's earrings much in

evidence.

13 Visit of Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin Butts.

I4 Fire-drills discussed. One-half the school appointed to rescue the other half.

16 Society meetings last about three hours; reasons inexplicable. 18 Pledge Day; wild excitement. 19 No. 65 catches 23 mice. '

21 Bulldog discovered in Prof. Stutsman's garden a t midnight.

8 First student government sinners take a little promenade. 10 Cicero class abandons ponies, and spends two periods trans-

lating five lines. 11 The pedal extremities of Tony and Peg appear thru the

balcony railing in Chapel. Aeroplanic hair-ribbon bows obstruct the view in the dining

room. 16 Lecture on birds, including numerous pictures of Henry Ford.

17 Third Hall spends a sleepless night in rag curlers. 18 ;/Would-be Mary Pickfords make an effective entrance to

breakfast; still more effective exit.

19 Class teams instructed not to cuss a t referee. 24 Everybody home. 29 Nobody home.

3 Everybody mando-ing. Dress parade. Tulle applied.

4 Cal Ann. Tulle dispensed with.

16 Student recital consists of 64 numbers. Seniors, after a night of peaceful slumber, serenade South Dorm.

17 Nuff sed !

3 Everybody back on time ? ? ?

4 Kay Howell's room-mate missing.

8 Arrival on Senior Hall of Slim, Jim, and Bones.

10 Dickens' character impersonator presents some helpful hints on make-up.

12 Blushing bride graces Senior Hall.

17 Rabbi Betty unites Goldy and Ikey in a touching ceremony.

19 Training table starts. More "goo" cake for the rest of us. Thief discovered on 6.19 train with laundry bag containing

kitchen utensils from C. C. I.

24 Week of Prayer begins.

29 First varsity game. Hey, Izzie, Shoot!

I Everybody blows dust off books and begins to cram.

2 Examination. Cribbing discussed. Better late than never!

3 Agony.

4 Friendship pin lost by Helen Bird.

j Home for the week-end.

16 First coasting on the Hatchery Road's gentle slope. Affords plenty of time and opportunity for seeing the landscape

;{ while going down.

22 Pledge day for new girls.

26 Eats served a t Y. W. C. A. meeting. Splendid attendance.

29 Peg and Banker write a touching ballad, entitled, "There are No More Splinters on the Old Gym Floor.''

6 A lecture on Greece by a visiting gentleman-the long and the short of it.

10 School sleigh-ride. Now we know what it feels like to be a sardine.

13 Chefs from the apartment appear a t Students' Recital.

19 Guilty Peg and Innocent Ely invited out of Chapel.

22 Holy night! Peaceful night! To North Hall Third locked up?

23 Morning after the night before.

3 Back again.

6 Bullock sits on a crochet needle, and is quite uncomfortable.

7 Kimono party on Senior Hall. Certain party affords great amusement for guests, especially on the way home.

8 Arrival of Montreal baseball team.

17 Seniors take a walk a t 7.30. Enjoy a week of rest from the excitement of Dughi's and the Strand.

20 Seniors step up. (13-109)

29 Peith. Ann. Three Seniors find attraction of the farm too great.

MAY 4 Senior Tea for faculty.

10 Freddie and Flossie entertain the children of North Hall.

11 A red and white letter day. A royal banquet for the Seniors in the President's apartments.

20 Sophomore surprise appears in the form of a glorious straw- ride followed by a marshmallow toast down near the lake. How we enjoyed watching the mooon come up!

25 $arvelous entertainment held a t the Strand. Seniors again disappear, but this time to enjoy a chicken-and-

waffle dinner.

24 Junior week-end party. A fine wind-up to the year's social events.

THE BULL!

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f i u e cehts.

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before teauihg F. r T k e S ~ ~ m e r :

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6 r o w ~ d will They Lease T a k e iF -to WOO^ 2 3

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'IN BOARD

N o t i c e ! Wiil e a c h irl plesse fake bat?- -- - The J ~ ~ w l m e r ,

7. E, T. ,

4~ ' t h e s e L g ~t p i d e +,-day are re u i r e d

F i s h

Xe r -Toe,

TO T H E SENIORS

Senior, rest! Thy classes o'er, Sleep thy sleep without cessation

Dream of classroom nevermore, Morning walk, or recitation.

In that peaceful Senior Hall Some Junior in thy bed is sleeping.

No more the bell on thy ear shall fall, T o no more feeds shalt thou be creeping.

Senior, rest! Thy strife is o'er, Sleep the sleep that knows no breaking,

Dream of classrooms nevermore, Days of danger, nights of waking.

TRAINING TABLE

Oh! Lord, be merciful And keep us all alive,

There's seven a t the table- And grub for only five!

SEMPER IDEM

I had a little pony, His name was Cicero. I lent him to a friend of mine T o pass a test or so. She rode him to the limit, And was really doing well, When the teacher got my precious horse -And gave that pupil-Zero!

SUMMARY OF NORTH HALL

P Age Co 0 k Coug L e Perinchie F

H o L m

Nor T hrop C H ism

Bick E rton Pal M er

B anker Leh N ert S pofford B R own Carls 0 n Humm E r

M e A d B utt Gree N Hoo V er Hal L ock Hutch I son Burg E ss Spenc E r H 0 well

R u t h Luthill S mith

A SENIOR'S COURSE

She had basket-ball and soccer Hack board, Y. W. C. A. "Soc," downtown and movies, Her Anniversary Play. Then she had Senior meetings And lots and lots of Gym, And-yes, oh, yes, another thing- Her studying thrown in!

Pat had just given "Nain" as the name of a certain city in reply to a question.

;i Teacher (seeing Nat dreaming) : "Miss Parker, what is the name of the city just mentioned?"

Nat: "Name?" Teacher: "Very good."

Becky, who was on duty, marched down the halI, murder in her eye.

"What's the matter, Becky?" someone asked. "Bird's flew the coop again!"

Alice Shaw (in the tea room): "My cocoa is cold." Marion Banker: "Then put on your hat."

Our cheese, dreams and beans most finished me, But I soon ceased to fret,

For the Doctor was called and he said I couldn't di-gest yet.

Kay Howell in History of Painting: "Watteau was the one chiefly responsible for the croquets in French art."

Freshman a t First Meal (inspecting engraving on silverware): "Who is this C. C. I., anyway? President of Centenary Collegiate Institute?"

Downtown one day, someone grabbed Nat Crosby's pocketbook. Nat, knowing that Doc's picture was within, shrieked wildly, "Oh,

oh! give me back my precious Jules!"

Senior (departing) :. "Miss - , I am truly indebted to you for all I have learned in my four years here!"

Miss - : "Dont' mention it, dear, it's a mere trifle."

IN PARLOR TALK

"It is not good taste to use perfumed stationery." Voice from the Audience: "No, but it's good smell."

A TALE OF THE WITCHING HOUR

A dark and silent corridor stretched its dreary length along the unused portion of the large building. Time had been when the sound of merry voices and girlish laughter had echoed thru its dim recesses. Now the only sound which disturbed its quiet was the scampering of many mice, who roamed about without fear of detection.

One day two youthful damsels, inspired with the spirit of adven- ture, set out on an expedition of discovery. Finding a long-unused staircase, they quietly and stealthily made their way into the un- known region. Much to their surprise, they found no bars or bolts to hinder their progress.

Delighted, they stole silently along, eagerly peering into the vacant rooms, only to find everything enveloped in dust. Hastily they retreated as they had come.

Once again the old staircase creaked and groaned, but this time from the footsteps of many excited maidens, each one burdened with a queer-looking bundle, from which appetizing odors oozed with tantalizing proximity. Stealthily they wended their way upward until they had all assembled in one of the dark and dusty chambers.

The wind howled about the corners dismally, sounding as if the - 8 witches had all come forth to work their evil charms. No light illu- - . , ,

mined the scene of busy activity. Sounds of smothered laughter :

- - echoed thru the crowded room. Time after time dark shadows in the . -. corners of the room brought forth startled exclamations.

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Soon might be heard the sound of a voice in subdued tones, say- : ing-, "Pass me a pickle," or, "It's time for the ice-cream!" For what unknown reason these unusual words! Who can tell? - . . - I , - ' .d"

Ever and anon a strange silence would fall on those assembled, as - -:..I , .

if a magic charm were cast over them, and, afar off, could be heard the .Y . ., ' 71 heavy tread of the sentinel, as he made his rounds.

Then, in sepulchral tones, were told strange tales of land and s e a ~ f men in white and of girls all alone in the house. Tales of imagination fit to equal even the marvelous adventures of the Arabian Nights. Had one listened, one might have heard a faint whisper, "Oh, please hold my hand."

. . . . . . .

As quietly as they had come, so the maidens left. All was silence.

Once again the dark and dreary corridor stretches its weary length along the unused portion of the large building. Once again no sound is heard save the busy scampering of well-fed mice. Has the old hall pleasant memories? Who knows!

Circulation of 156

VOL. 1 WEDNESDAY

GREAT DISCOVERIES IN SCIENCE

The famous chemist, Dr. Burgess, while performing one of her numerous experiments, luckily chanced upon a new method for removing curl from hair. While manipula- ting the alcohol burner with a pair of tweezers, a flame shot forward enveloping her head, leaving her hair straight and short.

I t is hoped that this new scientific law will also make short and straight hair long and curly.

If more information is de- sired please send self-addressed envelope and fee of $5 to Locker 5, Chemistry Lab.

The Botany Class of the Seminary has discovered a new flower-a blooming idiot.

ATHLETIC NOTES In a hard-fought contest

last Saturday in the Senior Club room Miss H. Spofford won the New Jersey Feather- weight Championship from Miss E. B. Green.

Golf season has opened.- "JEAN."

G r a s p t h i s oppor tun i ty . Send for free circular on "How to be beautiful on 12 cents a week."--Co~o~ ARTISTS, THE MEDALS.

LOCAL BRIEFS

The new opera house, The St rand, opened with Bee Hawley performing as Charlie Chaplin.

A number of young men from Lehigh, Lafayette and New York attended the dance a t "Diok ann."

critical moment to save he from the unruly herd.

Walking thru the park thl first Sunday after Easter va cation, one was startled by thj wonderful display of milliner: and the gorgeous array o suits.

came in her direction. But, by all that's wonderful, who should come speeding along but "Dimp's" beloved "He" and gather her up a t the

A herd of rams escaped from Farmer Jones' barn just as "Dimp" Sowers was strolling by. "Dimp" is plucky, but her heart sank when the rams

Because of dull busines lately, these are all the Loca Briefs we can think of a present.-Editor.

.. -.

A lecture will be given 01

Kipling's "If." Juniors pleas1 attend. Chaperonage will bl paid by Seniors.

ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN BY VETTY BINCENT

Dear Miss Bincent: I am in a distressing situa-

tion. Had invited a Lehigh- ette man up for Ann. expect- ing him to decline. I also asked a cute man from Lafa- high and now both are com- ing. What shall I do? Please advise.

Beatrice:

Don't be stingy. Let an- other girl have a chance.

My dear Miss Vetty: Am madly in love with i

man of fifteen whom I havl not yet met. I am a good looking girl of thirteen an( have stunning blue eyes. Gal you suggest away to let hin know of my love, for unles he finds i t out soon, I wil shoot myself.

FLOSSIE.

Flossie: Try bichloride of mercur:

instead.

.Weather Forecast Fair if there are no thunder

gusts-WILLIAM

JNE, 14, 1916 . . No. 1

SCANDAL

The superintendent a t the ;ish Hatcheries was rudely wakened from his slumbers ~y excited shrieks and yells. !es, there was a light! Could he ice-house be on fire? lurriedly he wended his way n that direction when he eard-"Hail! we are Se- ,iors!" His first thought was ;hat are those C. C. I. girls p to?

This question was also asked ly many within C. C. I . the .ext morning.

On Saturday, May 2oth, the eniors were taken on a straw- ide many miles from Hack- tts,town by the Sophs. On heir return, they sighted a Lrge bonfire on the other side f the lake. This was, their estination. ' Marshmallows, akes of all sorts, cocoa and ther refreshments were very iuch in evidence. Wonders rill never cease, for ;hey ar- wed a t C. C. I. a t 1.1.45 P. M. ,I1 enjoyed themselves im- lensely.

WANTED

A vacation from the House Committee.-BEE PALMER.

Roses.- "DOT" HUTCHISON.

Seniors for fire drill.

'.Wireless from Room 45 to telegraph pole on Moore St.

Something to talk about.- i i B ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ . " .

Place to store Aline's feet. -BEE PALMER.

FOR SALE

Superf luous knowledge. ' i C ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ . "

LOST

A room-mate.

~ "KAY" HOWELL.

A friendship pin. HELEN BIRD.

FOUND

Good place for chicken-and- waffle dinners by Seniors.

, A Pollyanna Club.

MURDER

The fourth English class will take i h e Life of Johnson in the near future.

OWING TO THE

SUDDEN INDISPOSITION

OF

F. SELLECK

T H E R ~ W I L ~ BE NO

CONCERT

THIS . . EVENING

Money Refunded

at the

Box Ofice

STAGE NOTES

The farce "Killing the June Bug" is very popular this sea- son. The daily performances play to packed houses.

A little one-ac.t comedy en- titled "TWO'S Company and Three's a Crowd" is being staged every night in Room 43.

Miss Tiny Carlson will star next season in the new Froh- man play "If I Were Queen."

SUMMARY OF SOUTH HALL

Wyde R Pr A y R U th O'Hanlon Cra N ston

War N er Wa G ar M a r T y Broth E rton

Bang S Se L leck Hutchi S on

Pre S s

B Ill Williams Marti N

I N gham Park E r

Pu R dy Tewk S bury

B ird H A skell

B ullock Luci E

Ro S alie

Teacher-"Translate rex fugit." Peg Press-"The King flees." Teacher-"Now make it perfect." Peg (after deep thought)-"The King has flees."

Shoopie-"I brought in Rummie's coat for it looks like rain." Giffie-"Must be a funny Iooking coat."

Teacher-"Isn't soccer somewhat rough?" Student-"Yes, one is liable to get kicked in the mixup." Teacher-"Kicked where?"

Heard a t Dinner-"Hey, woman, leave my skirt alone. You've got a napkin, haven't you?"

Peg a t Singing Practice-"Now if you can't sing, a t least make a joyful noise."

Bee Hills (loudly)-"Kerchew ! Kerchew ! !"

Sarah Mackey put a figure for a geometry proposition on the board, and when her turn came arose to explain it.

Teacher (inspecting critically)-"Miss Mackey, I don't like your figure."

Voice from Class-"Try the fruit diet!"

Dot Cook in French I1 (translating)-"The gate was opened by the gaiter."

DAILY PAPERS

. . . . The Morning Call The Morning Sun(s) . . . The Daily News . . . . The Boston American . . . The Lafayette . . . . . The Press . . . . . . The South American : . . The Medley . . . . .

. . . The German Times The Flower Journal . . .

. . . . . TheBreeze. The Canada News . . . The Philadelphia Record . .

. . . . . . The Buzz On the Campus . . . . The Optimists . . . . . The Inqui~; . . . . . 7 The Migrators . . - . .

Breakfast Bell Jean and Betty Bangs Kay Ingham J . Rodenbough

Peg The Medals

Kay Hilda Nat Crosby Laura Spencer Mill Hoover Bee Holm Horrors! A June bug! Fifteen cuts Pollyanna Club Examination Peg, Judy, Marty, Purd and Casey

A TALE

There was once in the state of Jersey a School, to which Maidens came that they might .be educated. And Maidens only, for no Youths were allowed within the sacred Precincts, except for formal calls with Chaperons.

But there was one Maiden a t this School who did not love her Feminine Companions. She wished only to be with a Youth, and she wrote to him late and early, receiving also many love missives from him.

This Youth likewise loved the Maiden, and came to see her as often as he had enough Gasoline. The other Maidens, being jealous, said to her, "Why do you not wear the sparkling Solitaire on your finger? Whereupon the Maiden blushed and ran away.

Now it happened that the President of the School gave all the Maidens a holiday, when they could go home and receive the gifts which Santa Claus had left for them. When the day for returning arrived and the Maidens came back, one of the Number was missing. Then they whispered among themselves, and wondered where she might be.

And her bosom Companion, the one with whom she roomed and slept, was most doleful, saying, "Why does my room-mate not return to protect me from the awful Mice."

When, after three days, the missing Maiden had not returned, there was great Consternation. Finally the Hackettstown Clarion announced in flaming headlines the marriage of the Maiden and the Youth.

Peg calls those peculiar boat-shaped white shoes that so frequently kdorn her pedal extremities 'Hackettstown Delights."

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LATIN A LA C. C. I.

Abuti-A pretty girl.

Accurate-An exceedingly infrequent type of recitation.

A liter-Most any C. C. I. room.

Amens-Conclusion of Chapel.

An-Society splurge.

Bello-A C. C. I. cheer.

Cogo-Sunday night supper beverage.

Dono-Popular answer to most of the faculty's questions.

Et-That which has been swallowed.

Tati-Alas! a great many of us.

Ire-Father, when reports go home.

Male-Extinct species.

Minor-An article in constant use.

Miser-What we think father is when we don't get that check.

Nec-Why we buy maline-at-"Ann1'-time.

Nex-What the teacher says when you sit down.

Num-All of us after a Students' Recital.

Obwiz~s-What zero is, long before it comes.

Opera-What some of us didn't go to see.

Pie-Every other night.

Sum-Descriptive word used to tell what kind of a time we had at vacation.

2 Tango-An obsolete method of manipulating one's feet.

Tardi-What 0's are made of.

Tot-What every upper classman thinks every Freshman is.

Martin rushed frantically down Third Hall the other day yelling: "Purd ! Purd ! Come quick! There's mice under your beds!"

"What's the matter, you look sick?" "Insomnia. Woke up three times in Church this morning."

"Bee Hawley, how chapped your lips are!" Bee-"Yes, just can't keep the chaps away!"

Joe Rodenbough was late to the Presbyterian Church one Sunday and rushed in to find her seat occupied by a good-looking young gentleman. Turning agitatedly to the usher she said:

"S-s-s-s-sew me to another Sh-sheet!"

Anna Roberts-"Do you buy trots in the office?"

A certain young lady, whose name it is considered best not to mention, upon arriving a t C. C. I., was taken to Church-for the first time, we grieve to state, in some years. The first thing her rov- ing eye lit upon was the pipe organ.

"Gee!" she ejaculated, "What a radiator!"

Selleck (proudly)-"My man belongs to a fraternity up a t Cor- nell!"

Steady-" What fraternity?" Selleck (still more proudly)-"The Hunting Club!"

Little dinners a t the American House are so fatiguing that it has .

been found necessary to recuperate a t home for a week after each!

HEARD IN GEOMETRY

Pupil (struggling with compass a t blackboard)-"I really don't know how you can draw a circle as big as that!"

Teacher-"Oh, now, use your head!"

AS YOU PASS THROUGH

Senior Hall-"Step right up to the bar!" Third Hall-"Hey, what do you think this is, a horse-race?" Second Hall-"My dressmaker says it's a perfect figure-"

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PAGE FROM A PRELIMINARY'S DIARY

Do you see this girl? She is a Senior. You will wash her hair. You will tickle her arm. You will make her bed. You will read her Snappy Stories. You will shut her window and turn on her radiator a t 4 A. M. You will wash last Sunday morning breakfast's cocoa cups for her. You will worship her from afar off. But if you open your mouth in herl'presence, she will make you feel like an Arctic explorer in a linen suit ! ! !

She is a Senior !

AN EVENING IN T H E TRENCHES

I t was a cool, starry night in (Germany). In the trenches could be heard the (Rum)bling of many cannon from across the (Mead). (charley), a new recruit, was sitting before the camp-fire toasting his (Boots). On his knee was a letter from (Holm) written in a bold (Spencer)ian hand. As he turned the (Page) (A line) caught his eye which set him dreaming. He seemed to see the little (Brown) cottage on the (Green) banks of the old (Mill) stream. All was happiness- (Bees) were humming among the flowers which (Dot) ted the meadows where (Cattell) grazed peacefully. He was home again-his (Tiny) (Brownie)-like sister (Emma) welcomed him with (Glad) cries, (Butt) the sight of his sweetheart (Mandy) caused him to push her (Jo)- kingly away. Charley woke from his reverie (Coug)hing, having been roused by (Chism), the cook, and once again he heard the (Howel1)ing of the cannon.

Forty minutes were spent by the Physiology class in hearing about the solar plexus.

"Rum," proudly announced Helen spoffo;d, when class was over, "we learned all about soul 'perplexities'!"

Bea Hawley, consuming chicken one Sunday noon, discovered a small pebble in her portion.

"Huh!" she exclaimed. "Guess this chicken must have been a Plymouth Rock."

Some member of the Meclizval History class was requested to describe some of Henry IV's difficulties after he died.

HINTS TO FUTURE OCCUPANTS OF SENIOR HALL

First-Lay in a good supply of mouse-traps-as anyone will tell you there is one o'f the peculiar beasts on the hall, which is supposed to be of monstrous size. There is a very liberal prize offered for its capture-so beat us'out at it and capture him.

Also-Bring many blankets as Senior Hall is known to be a t least fifty degrees nearer the North Pole than South Dorm.

Again-Never make any disturbance on Sunday afternoon when people are trying to sleep.

And-You better bring an extra case to put in the clubroom to hold the many trophies attained by the honorable Junior Class.

Moreover-Be provided with an extra large supply of literature, for, forget not, Seniors are given the privilege of having lights on ten minutes longer.

Then-Beware-there is one carpet sweeper which is always known to be the abiding place of a mouse, and woe to the Senior who attempts to clean her room with said sweeper.

Absolutely-Bring some ear muffs to muffle the sweet and melodi- ous(?) strains which issue forth from the numerous practice rooms from early morn to dewy eve.

Remember-Third Hall, North Dorm, is not to be used. There should be/ no further directions necessary.

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PATRONS The Board of .Editors acknowledges with great pleasure and gratitude the

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SUBSCRIBERS

Exclusive of the Faculty and the active students the following have placed their orders for one copy each of The Hack for 1916. I t is a pleasure to the Board to make here grateful acknowledgment of the support and to print the names and addresses under the heading, Subscribers.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Anderson, Alice.. .New York City . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Buell, A. B.. Hackettstown

Photographer

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Burk, Georgina.. .Allentown, N. J. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Childs Grocery Co.. ,169 Main St., Hackettstown

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Clarendon House. Grand Azie., Hackettstown . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cook, W. L.. Hackettstown

Department Store . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Curtis, Dr. J . W.. Hackettstown . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flock, J . D., Inc.. Hackettstom

Dry Goods and Carpet House . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hoffman, W. A. Hackettstown

General Hardware

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Holden, Dr. G. M.. . . . . . Hnckettstown

. . . . . Johnson, Irene

Jollie, Irene. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Phihdelphia

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rutherford, N. J.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Klotz and Ackley Main St., Hackettstown Wholesale and Retail Butchers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lanterman, William. ,175 Main St., Hackettstown Shoes, Slippers, Rubbers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Levengood, Madeline.. Wayne, Pa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Masland, Florence. Newtown, Pa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Plate, Theo. G., J r . .Main St., Hackettstown

Jeweler and Optical Specialist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shannon, Helen. Carbondale, Pa .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Smith, Miss Lura. .High St., Hackettstown

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sutphin, W. G.. .Main and Center Sts., Hackettstown Druggist and Pharmaceutist

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VostiGrgh, Frances. .Kingston, N. Y. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wade Brothers. Hackettstown

Shoes and Slippers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Warren Republican, The . .Main St., Hackettstown Printing Office

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