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Terry Fox’s goal to raise funds for cancer research by running across thecountry endures at home and abroad {pages 12 & 13}

Twitchell plotprofiled on TV

Story of filmmaker-turned-convicted-killer on Dateline Friday {page 2}

Investigative show

Problem homeshuttered

Suspected drug, bawdyhouse closed by police awelcome sight for neighbourhood {page 4}

Safer communities

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Clockwise from top left, Doug Griffiths, Doug Horner, Gary Mar, Alison Redford, Rick Orman and Ted Morton.

A look at the campaign trail’s last days, yourthoughts on election tactics and more {pages 8, 10 & 11}

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The story of Edmontonfilmmaker-turned-killerMark Twitchell hits televi-sion Friday on NBC’s Date-line.

Twitchell was convictedin April of first-degree mur-der for luring John Altinger,38, under the guise of adate with a woman, to agarage before killing anddismembering him in 2008.

Altinger’s friends have

mixed feelings about thebroadcast.

“At its roots, this is avery unique case and per-haps it will serve as a warn-ing to others to be morecautious,” said longtimefriend John Flame, addinghe respects the desire forprivacy for others close toAltinger.

But Flame, who met Al-tinger in Vancouver, alsofears the show may inspirecopycat crimes.

“My only hope is thatDateline does not, in some

way, encourage otherwannabes to act out. This isreally where shows likeDateline can do more harmthan good,” Flame said.

Though silent during thetrial, Flame now talksopenly about his friend’skiller.

“Obviously, he is either avery sick or very evil per-son, which I guess makeshim sick,” he said. “Theworld is better withoutsome people in it and I be-lieve this to be the casewith Mr. Twitchell.”

Homegrown killer given two-hour spot on American investigative showFriend of murder victim fears ‘wannabe’ potential in broadcast

The story of Mark Twitchell, seen here in an undated photo from MySpace.com, and the murder of Edmontonian John Altinger will be the subject of a Dateline NBC special airing this Friday.

THE CANADIAN PRESS FILE

NBC’s Dateline profilesTwitchell murder plotHealth

Servicessees $65MsurplusAlberta Health Services hasreleased its first-quarter re-sults for its 2011-12 fiscalyear.

It says there is a surplusof $65 million. But thatwill likely be reduced dueto higher expendituresand additional purchasesof equipment in thesecond half of the year.

Board chairman KenHughes says thedepartment is in “solid fi-nancial shape” due to thefive-year funding commit-ment from the Alberta gov-ernment.THE CANADIAN PRESS

Womaninjuredleapingfrom cabA woman who jumpedfrom a moving Edmontontaxi, possibly to avoid pay-ing the fare, is fighting forher life after suffering crit-ical head injuries.

The woman, believed tobe in her 30s, leaped fromthe back seat of the caband struck the groundhead-first late Wednesdayafternoon.

Police say the vehiclewas going about 40kilometres an hour whenthe driver heard the dooropen and looked in themirror to see the womanjump out in a southwestneighbourhood.THE CANADIAN PRESS

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The two-hour Datelinebroadcast about convictedkiller Mark Twitchell,Deadly House of Cards,airs on NBC Fridayevening.Earlier this year, ABC’s20/20 turned its lens on the Twitchell case foran episode that was broadcast in the U.S., but was blacked out inCanada due to the ongo-ing trial.

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Suspected drug, bawdyhouse shut down

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Healthgroupscall forpriciersmokesCigarettes have becomemore affordable for Al-berta youth over the lastfive years, and healthgroups are calling for atobacco-tax increase.

Dr. Gerry Predy, AHS’

senior medical officerof health, said Albertanow has the second-most affordablecigarettes in Canada forthose aged 15 to 24years old.

A pack is $11.32, butwith high wages it onlytakes the averageemployed 15- to 24-year-old 44 minutes oflabour to make thatpurchase.

In comparison, saidPredy, it takes up to 71minutes of labour topurchase 25 cigarettesin other provinces.

METRO

Health and wellness mas-sage practitioners will un-dergo less scrutiny and payless for business licencesthan body-rub parlours, ifnew rules are approved.

“We didn’t know whichones were authentic andwhich ones weren’t,” chieflicensing officer Randy Kir-illo said Thursday.

The amendments, to gobefore council next weekafter being initiated in thespring, would require thosewanting adult-orientedbusiness licences to providea police check and proofthey are of age, as well as totake a course on sexual ex-ploitation — none of whichlegitimate practitioners

would have to do.“I think this is going to

be a leading-edge thing,”said Kirillo, adding such by-laws in Vancouver andToronto have resulted inonly 26 licences being is-sued. “We want to make iteasy.”

Kirillo said there are alsoconversations ongoingabout zoning that couldmean adult-oriented shopscan’t set up next to day-cares, parks and schools.

HEATHER MCINTYRE

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40The EPS vice section monitors

about 40 businessesper year, according toSgt. John Fiorilli.

This home, at 11233-94 St., has been ordered closed

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The windows are boardedand a fence is up around acentral Edmonton home,and it’s a welcome sight forneighbours.

“It’s been a long timecoming,” said Percy Roy,who has lived at 112 Av-enue and 94 Street for 82years.

A home across the streetwas closed and vacatedWednesday for 60 days fol-lowing an investigation bythe Safer Communities andNeighbourhoods unit.

The investigation beganin November 2010 aftercomplaints about suspecteddrug trafficking and prosti-tution-related activity.

Since the current ownertook possession, the Ed-monton Police Service hasvisited the home 75 times.

“Lots and lots of comingsand goings,” said Roy.“When you get up in themorning and see the streetlined with police cars, youwonder what’s going on.”

Enio Perizzolo, actingmanager of the SCAN unit,

said they take a differentapproach to cleaning upneighbourhoods.

“The community wasstarting to lose hope thatthe problem would ever besolved,” he said.

The home is now up forsale.

“Sell it and get some-body in there that will re-spect it,” said Roy.

Provincial unit closes property after a nearly year-long investigationConditions will be put in place after a 60-day temporary closure

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After 70 years of fundrais-ing, the Capital RegionUnited Way is taking ayouthful approach in itsnew fall campaign, whichkicked off to a luncheon of400 supporters at the ExpoCentre on Thursday.

Campaign chair MikePercy shared his experi-ences not only as the Uni-versity of Alberta’s dean ofbusiness, but also as a boy,when he and his motherturned to social-serviceagencies after his fatherdied.

Percy directly creditedhis being able to completea doctorate at Queen’s Uni-versity to the help of or-ganizations like the UnitedWay.

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you can make, this has thegreatest breadth in termsof the variety of the typesof services it helps fundand outcomes associatedwith that,” Percy said.

The new nationallybranded campaign,Change Starts Here, is aim-ing for $21.5 million in Ed-monton alone, the resultsof which will be revealedin February at the Red TieGala.

“We will achieve it. …There’s already $2,750,000in the bank. So there’s al-ready been a great kickoffto this campaign,” said Per-cy.

Also part of the kickoffwas the sneak peek at ahip-hop video produced lo-cally by PLANit Sound, and

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Distracteddriving partialcause offatal crash:RCMPFATAL CRASH. A distract-ed-driving charge hasbeen laid inconnection with a fataltwo-vehicle crash earlyMonday near GrandePrairie that killed a 74-year-old man.

Gordon Sean Pack,22, of Dawson Creekwas changing musicand eating, said RCMP.He is also charged withdriving at anunreasonable speed.

METRO

Bodyfinallyfound onPigeon LakeWATER FATALITY. A We-taskiwin Search andRescue plane spottedthe body of Larry Ma-jeski, 62, on PigeonLake around 10 a.m.Thursday morning.

Majeski was lastseen winterizing hisSea-Doo off SilverBeach. Majeski’s sonand a friend weresearching on the waterand brought the bodyashore.

METRO

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The six candidates vying tobecome the next premierof Alberta agreed Thursdayto expand the multibillion-dollar oilsands industry —but one candidate won-dered if too much moneyis being siphoned off.

Doug Griffiths said theprovince is moving tooquickly and needs to stepback.

“We’re growing the oil-sands so fast, we don’thave enough warm bodiesor equipment left to up-grade (the raw bitumen),”Griffiths told 1,200 peoplewho attended the finalparty-sponsored debate inthe race to replace PremierEd Stelmach.

“We need to plan aproper phasing-in of the

oilsands development sowe can get the maximumvalue out of upgrading,”he said.

Environmental activistsin the United States areurging President BarackObama to kill the XLpipeline, saying it willharm the environmentand that the oilsands oper-ations contribute to green-house gases.

Candidate Gary Mar, theAlberta envoy in Washing-ton before quitting the jobto run for the leadership,said he’ll back the XL line.

“I support creating newmarkets in places like In-dia and China, and to dothat we need to increaseour production of oil-sands,” said Mar.

Rick Orman, an energyminister in the era of for-mer premier Don Getty,said he will push for moreoil sales with Asia.

“The fact we trade 90per cent with the UnitedStates is a mistake,” saidOrman.

Alison Redford said theprovince must work withFort McMurray on solu-tions, and not just dictate.

“The decisions thatneed to be made for FortMcMurray need to bemade in Fort McMurray,”said Redford. “They can’tbe made by a secretariat inEdmonton.”

Doug Horner said oil-sands expansion beginswith workers.

“We need a made-in-

Alberta immigration poli-cy that allows us to takecontrol of that and bringin the number of workersthat we need,” said Horner.

Ted Morton said thegovernment must balancethe growth needs withoutpolluting the surroundingair, land and water.

“If we want to controlour economic future, wehave to control our envi-ronmental future,” saidMorton. THE CANADIAN PRESS

Election

Party members vote Saturday. The winner replacesPremier Ed Stelmach asleader of the party.

PC leadership candidate Doug Griffiths, pictured here

at the Calgary debate just over a week ago, said on

Thursday’s final debate in Edmonton that the

province may need to reign in oilsands growth.

THE CANADIAN PRESS FILE

Oilsands growth onminds of candidates

Tories consider matter of expansion at final leadership debate

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Campaignsdown to wireWith the clock runningdown on the race to re-place Ed Stelmach as thenext premier, the candi-dates are making theirlast push to win over vot-ers before Saturday.

“It is all about outreachto people right now,” saidAlison Redford.

Redford spent all ofThursday meeting withcommunity members andbusiness people in Ed-monton.

“I am reaching out to asmany groups of people asI can,” she said.

Candidate Ted Mortonalso had a full day meet-ing with voters in Edmon-ton.

While all of the six can-didates were in Edmontonfor the final forum onThursday, many of theircampaign offices wereabuzz with volunteers and

staff making phone callsto party members in thehope of encouraging vot-ers to get out and casttheir ballots Saturday.

“We are entirely fo-cused on getting out thevote. We are burning upour telephone lines andencouraging all of ourmembers and all of ourvolunteers to bring asmany people to the pollson Saturday,” said KevinWeidlich, campaign-oper-ations manager for DougHorner.

Voting takes place Sat-urday and the party willannounce the first-ballotresults. If no candidatehas more than 50 per centof the vote after the firstballot, another vote willtake place with the top-3candidates.

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Don’t you just hate that?Metro spoke with Tory candidates to find out who was guilty of your

election gripes Results are ranked in order of least to most annoying

Doug Griffiths Demon dialling: No

Billboards/lawn signs: NoPhoto-ops: YesMudslinging, targeting poli-cies of rivals: NoTV/online advertising: YesScore: 2/5

Rick Orman“Demon dialling” (pre-recorded phonemessages): NoBillboards/lawn signs: NoPhoto-ops: YesMudslinging, targeting poli-cies of rivals: NoTV/online advertising: NoScore: 1/5

Alison RedfordDemon dialling: NoBillboards/lawn signs: YesPhoto-ops: YesMudslinging, targeting poli-cies of rivals: NoTV/online advertising: YesScore: 3/5

Doug HornerDemon dialling: NoBillboards/lawn signs: YesPhoto-ops: YesMudslinging, targeting poli-cies of rivals: NoTV/online advertising: YesScore: 3/5

Gary MarDemon dialling: YesBillboards/lawn signs: Yes

Photo-ops: YesMudslinging, targeting poli-cies of rivals: NoTV/online advertising: YesScore: 4/5

Ted MortonDemon dialling:Spokesperson would not commentBillboards/lawn signs: YesPhoto ops: YesMudslinging, targeting poli-cies of rivals: NoTV/online advertising:Spokesperson would not commentScore: N/A

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Who is the mostannoying?

Municipal, federal andprovincial party ballots inthe span of a year have leftsome Albertans feelingelection weary and othersdownright annoyed.

With Saturday’s firstballot in the Tory leader-ship campaign fast ap-proaching, Metro hit thestreets to find out whichtactics are barely resonat-ing with — or in some cas-es, deterring — potentialvoters.

After that, the candi-dates on this weekend’sballot — or a spokespersonspeaking on their behalf —were questioned on cam-paign tactics to determinewho is getting under theskin of everyday Albertans.

Of the six candidates,former health ministerGary Mar seemed to beguilty of the most identi-fied irritations.

Representatives withhis camp would not com-ment Thursday uponlearning of Metro’s analy-sis.

Former energy ministerRick Orman found himselfon the other end of thespectrum, with just oneelection faux pas.

“We are very muchabout getting Rick out tothe people, face to face,”campaign spokespersonLis Sondergaard said. “Wehad him all over, in com-munity centres, meetingwith different groups, andpeople responded reallywell to that.”

Doug Griffiths, MLA forBattle River-Wainwright,deployed two of the top-5annoying tactics, but saidin an interview that hepulled online and televi-sion advertisements one

month into the campaign.Former justice minister

Alison Redford and formerdeputy premier DougHorner tied with three vio-lations each, and Ted Mor-ton’s answers weredeemed incomplete after acampaign representativerefused to divulge whetherhis candidate had used pre-recorded phone messagesor advertisements on TVand the Internet.

Keith Brownsey, a politi-cal scientist at Mount Roy-al University, said someAlbertans may be annoyed,but the tactics used by can-didates have been heavilyresearched and are gener-ally effective.

“There is an upsidehere,” he said.

“You reach more peo-ple. … It’s always more ad-vantageous for a candidateto knock on doors, but thisis a big province and it’s aprovincewide race.”

JEREMY NOLAIS

These election annoy-ances didn’t crack the top5. But they still set ourteeth on edge ...

• Broken promises.

• Too many elections.

• Missing politicians onthe campaign trail.

• Mailed brochures.

• Dumb catchphrases.

• Door-knocking (10 read-ers deemed the practiceannoying, but four appre-ciated the effort).

• Ignoring segregatedgroups.

• Childish tactics by partyvolunteers.

METRO

Methodology

Of the 100 Albertans sur-veyed on the things theyhate most about election campaigns, seven saidthey weren’t annoyed withcandidate tactics at all.

About half of those whoresponded to Metroreporters counted “pre-recorded phone mes-sages” — demon dialling— among their top-3 election annoyances.

Answers were gathered inEdmonton and Calgaryover a period of two weeksending Sept. 11.

Metro surveyed 100 Albertans inrecent weeks on what campaigntactics really get their goat

First ballot in Tory leadershiprace is slated for Saturday

Second ballot, if needed, is Oct. 1

The runners-up ...

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Jason Ayer, an 11-year-old cancer survivor, meets Fred Fox, the brother of his hero Terry Fox.

‘The face of our family’For decades, the Fox fami-ly has shared the story ofTerry’s determination andcourage.

After losing a leg tobone cancer, he left hishome near Vancouver forSt. John’s in the spring of1980.

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Family matriarch BettyFox played the largest rolein preserving her son’smemory, said Fred Fox.This year’s Sept. 18 runmarks the first since shedied in June.

“It hasn’t quite sunk inyet. The day of, the morn-ing of, I’m almost dread-ing it. I anticipate it’s

going to be very difficult,”said Fred Fox. “She wasthe face of our family.”

Terry was the second offour children.

Fred, the eldest, worksfor the Terry Fox Founda-tion.

Judith, the youngest,works for the founda-tion’s international wing.

Darrell, the former director of the founda-tion, now works for theTerry Fox Research Insti-tute, which supports can-cer research projects.TORSTAR NEWS SERVICE

31The Terry Fox Run isentering its 31st yearand has raised morethan $550 million forcancer research.


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It has grown swiftlyto host internationalruns — which hadspread to 27 countrieslast year.

Fred Fox, Terry’sbrother, said the newgeneration of studentsand parents and teach-ers who continue tobuild on his brother’slegacy is remarkable.

This year, Rolly Fox,Terry’s father, will fillhis wife’s shoes andsay a few words beforethe run in Port Coquit-lam, B.C.TORSTAR NEWS SERVICE

The Terry Fox spiritlives on in 11-year-oldcancer survivor Jason Ayer was just sevenyears old when he was diagnosed with a cancer-ous brain tumour, but theToronto boy still remem-bers the exact day heheard the news:

Thursday, Nov. 8, 2007.Through 71 weeks of

chemotherapy, he saidthoughts of Terry Fox andhis goal to run acrossCanada with a prostheticleg helped keep his spiritsup.

“Terry has been myhero,” Jason said.

“He didn’t let his can-cer get in his way.

“I was going through alittle bit of the same thing(as Terry). I didn’t have toget my limb amputatedbut I did have to gothrough the pain andchemotherapy.”

Now in remission, the11-year-old is sharing hisstory with students in theToronto area in advance ofthe annual Terry Fox Run,the largest single-day can-cer fundraiser in theworld.

It’s a role Terry’s broth-er Fred Fox is glad youngJason is brave enough toplay. “It’s so important tohave cancer survivors outthere to share their jour-ney and show that re-search does work. They’re

the living proof of theprogress that’s beingmade,” Fox said.

“Not many are thatcomfortable speakingabout their experience,but Jason is so personable.He is willing to speakabout it — and not afraid.”

Jason tells how he cele-brated when he went intoremission on June 6, 2009.

“We had a big streetparty. We got a fireman tocome and a magician anda bouncy castle,” he said.TORSTAR NEWS SERVICE

“Jason is sopersonable. He iswilling to speakabout (his cancer)— and not afraid.”FRED FOX, BROTHER OF TERRY FOX

On Sunday, thousands will remember Fox, the 21-year-old who had a goal: To run across Canada Local events will take place coast to coast

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Two Quebec MPs are urgingThomas Mulcair to go forthe NDP leadership, creat-ing the impression of adraft movement for theMontreal MP.

Mulcair has claimed tohave the support of “a verylarge majority” of the par-ty’s 59-member Quebeccaucus, although he has yetto formally declare his can-didacy.

Francois Lapointe andJamie Nicholls emergedfrom an NDP caucus retreatThursday to lend credenceto that claim.

“The person I’ve chosento support is Thomas Mul-cair,” announced Nicholls, aMontreal MP.

“He’s somebody who’sbeen very supportive to theQuebec caucus. He hashelped us in so many ways.”

Nicholls said there’s “a

groundswell of support” forMulcair. “Within the cau-cus, I've talked to a few peo-ple and they’re ready tosupport Tom.”

Similarly, Lapointe urgedMulcair to take the plunge,calling him an “exception-al” parliamentarian.

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A third Quebec MP,Claude Patry, later said hetoo supports Mulcair. And afourth, Robert Aubin, saidhe’s strongly inclined tosupport Mulcair, whom hecredited with getting himelected.

Another prospective can-didate, British Columbia

MP Peter Julian, also wonan endorsement Thursday,from Windsor MP BrianMasse.

So far, party presidentBrian Topp is the only de-clared candidate. He has al-ready racked up animpressive roster of en-dorsements, starting withparty icon Ed Broadbentand Quebec MP FrancoiseBoivin.

Earlier this week, Mul-cair took a shot at the speedwith which Topp launchedhis campaign, suggesting itwas not respectful of thememory of the party’s lateleader, Jack Layton, whodied of cancer last month.

Mulcair indicated hewants to take his time as-sembling a nationwideteam before taking theplunge. THE CANADIAN PRESS

Mulcair gains supportNDP caucus splintering into rival

leadership camps Vote in MarchNDP MP Thomas Mulcair

refused Tuesday to

confirm his candidacy

for the leadership

of the party.

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Renewedcall for seal cullA report released Thurs-day says 70,000 grey sealsshould be killed over aone- or two-year period totest the hypothesis thatthe animals are prevent-ing recoveryof groundfishstocks in thesouthern Gulfof St.Lawrence.

The recommendationfrom the FisheriesResource ConservationCouncil mirrors a propos-al released in March bythe Canadian Science Ad-visory Secretariat, whichworks for the federalFisheries Department.

Some fishermen in At-lantic Canada have longcomplained that hungryseals have hindered therecovery of cod stocks,

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Man arrestedin murder of ManitobawomanRCMP say a man sought inthe slaying of a Manitobawoman has been arrestedin southern Alberta.

They say the RCMP’semergency response team

found Russell McDiarmidat a campsite near DeadMan’s Flat on Thursdayevening.

He was taken into cus-tody without incident andwill be escorted back toManitoba.

A Canada-wide warranthad been issued for the 51-year-old in the death ofNancy Swenty of FisherBranch, Man.THE CANADIAN PRESS

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Britain’s universaljurisdiction law allowsBritish courts to prosecuteforeigners accused ofcrimes against humanity,no matter where thealleged crimes were com-mitted. The principle of

the law is rooted in the be-lief that certain crimes —such as genocide, hostage-taking and torture — areso serious that they mustbe addressed anywhere itis possible to do so.

Under the new amend-ment ratified Thursday,private citizens can stillpursue arrest warrants,but the government’schief prosecutor must ap-prove them. Justice Secre-tary Kenneth Clarke saidthe change will ensurethat “the balance is struckbetween ensuring thosewho are accused of suchheinous crimes do not es-cape justice and that uni-versal jurisdiction casesare only proceeded withon the basis of solidevidence.”

In the past, attemptshave been made to obtainwarrants to arrest visitingforeign dignitaries such asHenry Kissinger, ChineseTrade Minister Bo Xilaiand Tzipi Livni, formerforeign minister and nowleader of the opposition inIsrael. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

“The crew did a really good job. Every -thing was calm and went smoothly. Therewas no panic.” CRUISE SHIP PASSENGER DANIELLE PASSEBOIS-PAYA

“We were sent up on deckand given our life vests,”Danielle Passebois-Paya, aFrench tourist, told Norwe-

gian press. “It took only afew minutes after the alarmand we were in thelifeboats.” THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

‘It was a well-organized evacuation’

An “intense” fire in a cruiseship’s engine room killedtwo crewmen Thursday, in-jured nine others andforced over 200 passengersto evacuate a popular cruiseoff Norway’s western coast.Police suspect an accidentalon-board explosion.

Thick black smoke bil-lowed from the stern of theboat, the MS Nordlys, evenbefore it pulled into thedock at Aalesund, 375 kilo-metres northwest of thecapital of Oslo. Police sealedoff parts of the town as thesmoke engulfed nearbybuildings.

The ship’s emergencyevacuation began after thefire started at 9 a.m., withmore than 100 passengerspiling into lifeboats in thefrigid waters. The rest ofthe ship’s 207 passengersand 55 crew were evacuat-ed at the dock at Aalesund,with some crew staying onboard to fight the fire.

Aalesund Hospital saidnine people had been ad-mitted, two with seriousburns and smoke injuries.Police said all of the injuredand dead were members ofthe ship’s crew.THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Cruise ship fire kills 2Sabotage is not suspected ‘Our suspicion is that there was an

explosion in the machine room,’ Norwegian acting police chief says

Norwegian cruise ship MS Nordlys billows smoke

as it approaches Alesund in western Norway Thursday.

SVEIN OVE EKORNESVAG/SCANPIX/THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

International law

Although universaljurisdiction is a concept ininternational law, Britishjudges have been moreopen to the concept thanthose in other countries.

NATO forces continue togo after the holdout loyal-ist forces in Libya.

Airstrikes hit 24 targetson Wednesday, includingseveral radar systems andsurface-to-air missile sys-tems near Sirte, BaniWalid and Sabha as wellas smaller holdouts Wad-dan and Zillah, the al-liance said.

Revolutionary forcesentered Sirte’s outskirtsThursday in a surprise ad-vance on the pro-Gadhaficity, fighting resistancefrom loyalists.

Ali Gliwan, a memberof the rebel military coun-cil, said fighters crossed amajor highway overpassat the southwestern en-trance of the city andwere met by rocket firefrom Gadhafi loyalists.

The fighters advancedinto the city centre, clash-ing with snipers and withmembers of an elite unit

of Gadhafi troops barri-caded in a leader’s resi-dence, Gliwan said. Hereported four fighters onhis side had been killedand seven wounded.

Gadhafi’s whereaboutsremain a mystery, but hisloyalists hold variouspockets in central andsouthern Libya.THE ASSOCIATED PRESS


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British Prime MinisterDavid Cameron and FrenchPresident Nicolas Sarkozyoffered broad support forLibya’s new rulers Thurs-day, promising to unfreezebillions in assets and helpin finding Moammar Gad-hafi, even as revolutionaryforces attempted their firstsignificant assault on theousted leader’s hometown.

The western leaders gota welcome worthy of rockstars from jubilant Libyansgrateful for NATO airstrikesthat helped turn the tide ofthe war in their favour.

Hospital staff in Tripoliapplauded and schoolchild-ren in Benghazi wore T-shirts that said

“Generations will never for-get the favours and supportfrom Great Britain” and“Sarkozy: Benghazi lovesyou.”

But tight security was areminder that Gadhafi isstill on the run and his sup-porters are holding out inmajor strongholds, includ-ing his hometown of Sirte.

Gadhafi’s spokesman,Moussa Ibrahim, chided theforeign leaders, claimingthat pro-Gadhafi fighters“are everywhere.”

Cameron acknowledgedthe fight wasn’t over buthis message for Gadhafiand those fighting for himwas: “It is over. Give up.”THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Libya opens its armsto western leaders

Visit gives boost to leadership of New Transitional Council Release of assets to help revolutionists beat loyalist forcesFrench President

Nicholas Sarkozy,

right, and British

Prime Minister

David Cameron

greet Libyans on

Thursday.

STEFAN ROUSSEAU/POOL/THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

A rebel fighter in ‘

Bani Walid, Libya.

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A woman has been sen-tenced to up to 18 years inprison for the murder of herdisabled 10-year-old step-daughter whose disappear-

ance and death shockedcommunities in the U.S. andin her native Australia.

Elisa Baker pleadedguilty Thursday to second-

degree murder, nearly ayear after the Australian girlwas reported missing fromher home in the North Car-olina town of Hickory.

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Killer bees attacked severalfarm animals and killed a450-kilogram hog at asouthern Arizona farm.

KOLD-TV reports farm-ers were trying to move ahive that weighed around90 kilograms on Wednes-day as an estimated 250,000bees swarmed around like ablack cloud and stung ani-mals and farm workers.

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Greenpeacecelebrates40 yearsFour decades ago, a groupof environmentalistsboarded a former fishingvessel in Vancouver andset off toward Alaska, sail-ing up the West Coast toprotest planned nuclear-weapons testing by theUnited States.

The ship, which waschristened the Green-peace, was intercepted bythe U.S. navy and neverreached the Alaskan is-land of Amchitka. But thestunt generated a barrage

of media attention.The group, which long

ago adopted the nameGreenpeace, is returningto Vancouver this week tomark its 40th anniversary.

“The remarkable thingabout 40 years is that theorganization is still stand-ing — and not only is itstanding, it’s thriving,”says Greenpeace Interna-tional’s executive director,Kumi Naidoo, who will beon hand for the anniver-sary.

Vancouver’s mayor pro-claimed a “GreenpeaceDay” on Thursday. A so-called “Rainbow WarriorFestival” is planned thisweekend at a local beach.THE CANADIAN PRESS

The core of the 1970-71 Don’t Make a Wave Committee,

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Research In Motion Ltd.reports its profit plungedby more than half in thesecond quarter, fallingshort of analyst expecta-tions.

The BlackBerry maker,which keeps its books inU.S. dollars, reports sec-ond-quarter net earningsof $329 million US or 63cents per diluted share on$4.17 billion in revenue.

That compared with aprofit of $797 million or$1.46 per share on $4.62billion a year ago.

Analysts’ estimatescompiled by ThomsonReuters had on averageexpected $4.5 billion USin revenue and a profit of90 cents per share.

The technology firmbased in Waterloo, Ont,announced earlier thisyear 2,000 job cuts, orabout 11 per cent of itsglobal workforce in a bid

to cut costs in a highlycompetitive smartphonemarket.

A year without a brandnew BlackBerry productlaunch hurt the Canadian

technology icon, analystssaid, as more consumerspurchased rival Apple andGoogle’s Android devicesin droves. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

U.S. consumers paid morefor a range of goods andservices last month, push-ing up inflation.

The Consumer Price In-dex rose 0.4 per cent inAugust after jumping 0.5per cent in July. The coreindex, which excludesvolatile food and energyprices, rose 0.2 per cent.

For the 12 months thatended in August, the coreindex surged 2 per cent,the biggest year-over-yearincrease in nearly threeyears. That’s at the highend of the Federal Re-serve’s informal inflationtarget. It could limit thecentral bank’s ability totake further steps to try to

revive the economy.The Labor Department

said food prices rose 0.5per cent, the biggest in-crease since March. Thatwas due to higher pricesfor cereals and dairy prod-ucts. Energy prices in-creased 1.2 per cent.

Among the factors driv-ing up the core index wererental costs. They rose 0.4per cent.

Clothing costs rose 1.1per cent, extending astring of increases thatstem partly from steep ris-es in cotton prices earlierthis year. Airline fares rose1.1 per cent, the mostsince March.

Sharp price increases

for gas and food havepushed up most measuresof inflation this year. Thathas reduced consumers’purchasing power, cut in-to their spending powerand weakened the econo-my. But the prices of manycommodities have retreat-ed since the summer. Andmany economists forecastthat inflation will peak inthe next few months.

Since August, gas priceshave ticked up. The aver-age nationwide price ofgas was $3.63 a gallonWednesday, according toAAA. That was about fourcents higher than a monthago.THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

U.S. inflationcontinues to rise

Fragile economy hit by another round of increases Biggest year-over-year increase in nearly three years

Rogue banktrader costs$2BSwiss banking giant UBSsaid Thursday that arogue trader has caused itan estimated loss of $2billion, stunning a belea-guered banking industrythat has proven vulnera-ble to unauthorizedtrades.

Police in London saidthey arrested a 31-year-old UBS trader, KwekuAdoboli, in the allegedfraud. UBS declined toconfirm his name.THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Economicgrowthstalls The economic recovery hasnearly ground close to ahalt in big industrializedeconomies — and slowedin Canada — but arecession seems to havebeen averted for now,according to fresh data anda new forecast releasedThursday.

Canada’s manufacturingsector awoke in July, jump-ing 2.7 per cent after threestraight monthly declines,according to StatisticsCanada. THE CANADIAN PRESS

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With closure, the last of1,200 employees werethrown out of work. Adecade ago, there wereabout 3,600 union mem-bers at the factory.

The final sedan rolledout of the plant and with itthe end of a 44-year historythat included building Fair-monts, Pintos, Mavericksand other autos. The planthad been building full-sizedsedans such as the LincolnTown Car and Crown Victo-ria, but sales had fallensteadily for years.

The workers haveknown since 2009 that the

plant would close, but theyhad hoped it would stayopen. The union and Fordhave worked out compen-sation packages.

A Ford spokesman said

the company remains com-mitted to Ontario, havingrecently invested in its en-gine plant in Windsor andits assembly plant inOakville. THE CANADIAN PRESS

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Yes, it could happen. Butit’s a stretch.

Contagion, aHollywood thriller thatopened last weekend,rocketed to No. 1 at thebox office through itsgripping tale of a fiction-al global epidemic drivenby a new kind of virus.Audiences have gasped inhorror at what happensto Gwyneth Paltrow.

Before it was out, themovie made real-life dis-ease investigatorsanxious, too, though fora different reason: Theyhad worried thefilmmakers would takeso many artistic libertieswith the science that theresult would be anincredible movie thatwas ... not credible.

Well, cue theapplause.

“It’s very plausible,”said Dr. Thomas Frieden,head of the Centers forDisease Control and Pre-vention, which would in-vestigate such anoutbreak.

A new virus jumpingfrom animals tohumans? Nothing fiction-al about that. Globalspread of a disease in afew days? In this age ofjet travel, absolutely. Asocietal meltdown ifthings get bad? Plan onit.THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

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Bettybeauty Inc. sells pubic hairdye, ranging in colours from black,brown and blonde to hot pink.

Some women are looking to covergrey hair, while others just want a funcolour, the founder says. “When Icame out with it, there was this kindof burst of, ‘Oh my god, you solved ourproblem. I didn’t realize how muchgrey hair was down there.”THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

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1Kienan Hebert: “OMGI can confirm thatKienan Hebert was re-

turned by suspect @ around 3a.m.” That was the shockingtweet sent out by RCMPspokesman Dan Moskaluk

Sunday saying that three-year-oldSparwood, B.C., boy Kienan Hebert wasbrought home safe. Randall Hopleyallegedly abducted him five days earlierin a case that gripped the nation. Miracle.

2SYTYCD cancelled: Fans wereshocked this week when it was an-nounced CTV ratings-winner So

You Think You Can Dance Canada, which showcased thecountry’s vibrant young dance community, was beingcanned. This on the heels of the finale of Season 4,which Jordan Clark, 19, of Tottenham, Ont., won. Timeto bring back Electric Circus (or EC, as so many fansknew it).

3The Sound of Silence: Paul Simon’s beautiful TheSound of Silence, written in 1964 in theaftermath of the assassination of JFK, took on a

whole new meaning for both an older and newer gener-ation when he sang it on the 10th anniversary of 9-11 atGround Zero. The song was perhaps the poignantmoment of the tribute, and already has over a millionviews on YouTube. For some, it will now be the 9-11 me-morial song.

4Anderson: It’s RidicuList how busy AndersonCooper is: He’s behind the anchor chair and jet-setting around the world covering world events

for CNN’s AC 360, and now he has a new daytime talkshow. Anderson debuted this week, where the pop-cul-ture junkie takes off his tie and sits on a sofa tointerview guests (Snooki!). Sounds promising as long ashe doesn’t start channelling Maury Povich.

5Get to Know Your Community — Ride a Bike:Fall’s a great time to be a tourist in your ownCanadian community, to explore spots you

wouldn’t normally visit. And what greener way to do sothan on a bike? For inspiration, check out the new Getto Know Your Community — Ride a Bike poster at jack-soncreek.ca.

6Online dating study: According to an online dat-ing study released this week byWhatsYourPrice.com, women “in general prefer

to date men who are approximately six years older thanthey are, but who are less than 10 years older.” I’m onlya year older than my wife. No wonder she says I’mimmature.

7Madonna and hydrangeas: Last week, Madonnadissed a fan who gave her hydrangeas at a VeniceFilm Festival press conference. “I absolutely

loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn’t know that,” shewhispered in a moment caught on tape that went viralon the interwebs. Her response this week? A tongue-in-cheek Madonna’s Love Letter to Hydrangeas onYouTube. Nice apology, Material Girl.

8Steve Nash: Steve Nash opened the TorontoStock Exchange this week for a health companyhe has partnered with, Liquid Nutrition, which

will be opening more franchises here. Apparentlyeveryone there wanted a piece of Nash. Let’s see: Nashis Canadian, an NBA star, fights obesity, has a charita-ble foundation, an Order of Canada, a star on Canada’sWalk of Fame, is articulate and has 615,000 Twitter fol-lowers. Steve Nash for prime minister.

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Ryan Gosling puts in a stellar performance in Drive.

Metro World News Holly-wood Correspondent NedEhrbar sits in for MarkBreslin this week.

Richard: Ned, Gosling isn’tthe easy charmer of Crazy,Stupid, Love, he plays Driv-er like a coiled spring.There hasn’t been a lead-ing man this close-mouthed since RudolphValentino was the king ofthe silent screen. He’s aman of very few words,but his silence hints at anactive inner life and his ac-tions certainly speak tohaving a past. It’s a braveand strange performance,either emotionally shutdown, or simply cool-as-a-cucumber, take your pick.

Ned: Definitely the strongsilent type. But I guess if

your best friend is ascheming, motor-moutheddeadbeat like Shannon(Bryan Cranston), youlearn to keep your mouthshut. The expressionGosling has on his facemost of the time seemsjust as likely to turn in to asmirk or have him burstinto tears, making him fas-cinatingly impossible toread.

But he certainly knowswhen to put his foot down,so to speak. As electrifyingas Gosling’s toothpick-chewing Driver is, the per-formance that impressedme the most was AlbertBrooks as former movieproducer and current mobboss Bernie Rose. I neverthought the sight of thestar of Lost in Americawould fill me with dread,

but there you go.

RC: Albert Brooks walksaway with the movie in hisblood stained hands.Gosling, Mulligan andBryan Cranston are allgreat, but the characteryou remember is the ex-movie producer-turned-gangster Rose.

He delivers what may bethe best bad guy line of theyear. When Gosling’s char-acter refuses to shake hishand because his handsare dirty from workingRose says, “So are mine.”Great stuff.

NE: The only real criticismI’d make of Brooks is hisperformance makes RonPerlman’s character,Rose’s less well-spokenpartner Nino, stand out for

being so conventional. Butthat’s really about the onlycomplaint I can putagainst the film. Everyshot is artfully composed,and the tension-filled se-quences of Gosling waitingfor his getaway drivinggigs to begin will makeyou reconsider how longyou can hold your breath.And the music — I’ve beenlistening to the soundtrackevery day since it was re-leased last week.

RC: It’s funny that a moviethat values silence somuch — there are l-o-n-gpauses in the dialogue —has such a great sound-track, but there you go,just another surprisingthing about an unconven-tional but intriguingmovie.

Ryan Gosling is an intriguing man of few words in the action-packed Drive Film is a tension-filled, artfully shot escape, with a great soundtrack to boot

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Ryan Gosling is Driver, amovie stunt driver/greasemonkey by day and get-a-way wheelman by night.Befriending hisneighbours Irene (CareyMulligan) and young sonBenicio (Kaden Leos) hemakes a deal to drive get-a-way for some criminalsto square a debt Irene’shusband ran up and safe-guard the mother andchild. When the deal goesbad he unwittinglybecomes involved in atreacherous situation.

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The circle of lifeMetro’s Chris Alexander takes his son to The Lion King 3D redux

Disney has gone back intotheir vaults and dusted offtheir 1991 classic The LionKing and given it a 3Doverhaul, releasing it toscreens anew. Comparedto the studio’s more re-cent, considerably sunnierfare like Toy Story, Boltand Tangled, The LionKing is a much darker af-fair than you might recall.Something Jack can attestto.

Jack is my 4-and-a-half-year-old son, and I decid-ed to take him along tothe press screening, fur-

ther exemplifying the ‘cir-cle of life’ theme of thefilm itself. I vividly recallwatching The Lion King asa kid, the last gasp of mychildhood before adoles-cence consumed me and“cartoons” ceased to haveappeal. So sitting in thatdarkened theatre, Jack bymy side, was surreal andrather lyrical, both of ushumbled before massiveprojected 3D images of il-lustrated African savan-nah, tumbling fauna,stoic royal felines and redeyed predators. Jack wasrightfully awed…but alsomore than a little bit up-set.

Maybe it was the corestory, a familiar early Dis-ney cocktail (think Bambiand Dumbo) that taps intothe primal fear of losing aparent but couples it withthe shock of murder, de-

ceit, child abuse and the vis-ceral jolts of slavering hye-nas who eat everything insight.

There’s no denying thatThe Lion King is every sin-gle inch a masterpiece.

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Still, parents of youngchildren should be warnedand reminded...this ain’tMickey Mouse Clubhouse.

“I loved it”, Jack said tome after lights went up.“But it was too sad whenSimba’s daddy died. And itwas also a little bit scary ...and there were too manyskeletons ...”

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In their new film, KillerElite, British stars JasonStatham and Clive Owen gohead to head in a tough-guyshowdown many moviefans have been hoping tosee for years. It’s all suppos-edly true and based on theaccounts of ex-army officerRanulph Fiennes (thirdcousin of Ralph andJoseph). So what was it likefor Statham and Owen to fi-nally face off? Read on.

JASON STATHAM: Fancyfilm star Clive Owen hasmet his match.

Going up against CliveOwen: That’s a good day atthe office, right? Yeah, he’sa real intense individual.He takes his work very seri-ously. The whole movie setsitself up where we never,ever come face to face. It’slike this cat-and-mousegame. I don’t want to be do-ing what I’m doing, I don’twant to see this guy, I wantto get in and out, get the sit-uation taken care of it andget out, and he’s just got tobe the man to stop thathappening. So when hegets a hold of me, it’s a bitof an intense situation. Wemade it really, really realand gritty and very rougharound the edges, and itjust paid off.

We both have a lot of dif-

ferent sort of films behindour backs, and he’s got suchgreat respect and such greatcritical acclaim. You know,I’ve done stuff that’s appeal-ing to a different audience,and hopefully we’ll get thetwo to come together.

CLIVE OWEN: I will killJason Statham with kind-ness.

Going up against JasonStatham: It’s actually apleasure doing those bigfight scenes with someonelike Jason because he’s soexperienced. He’s techni-cally really gifted. Youknow, I’m pretty good tech-nically with those fights.I’ve done quite a bit ofthem myself. You can reallycommit, but you know thatthere’s an understandingand an element of safety.

There is a moral ambigu-ity in that [Killer Elite] is notabout good guys and badguys. When they do cometogether, you want to see abit of fireworks.

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Straw DogsGenre: ActionDirector: Rod LurieStars: JamesMarsden, KateBosworth, AlexanderSkarsgaard88

There are a lot ofremakes out therethat nevershould’ve hap-pened. However,Straw Dogs won’tfall under that category.Although in its new incar-nation, it will be demotedfrom the classic statusthat the original 1971 ver-sion had, this pulpiertake poses a strong argu-ment for being relevant,at least for two weeks inthe box office. JamesMarsden and KateBosworth play arrogant,Hollywood ex-pats hop-ing to enjoy some peacewhile renovating a house

and barn where the wife(Bosworth) grew up inBlackwater, Miss. Alek-sander Skarsgaard plays apolite but mildly threat-ening ex-boyfriend who iscontracted to rebuildtheir roof. As the L.A. cou-ple’s very un-Southernways grate on the locals,something sinister beginsto encroach on theironce-happy marriage. HEIDI PATALANO

I Don’t Know How She Does ItGenre: ComedyDirector: Douglas McGrathStars: Sarah Jessica Parker,Greg Kinnear, Olivia Munn,Christina Hendricks, PierceBrosnan 81

Screenwriter Aline BroshMcKenna is like the Mc-Donald’s of female friend-ly rom-coms. She churns‘em out good and regularand the meals always tasteabout the same. They godown easy and leave yougreasy. But in this rom-com factory, sometimes

the deep-fryer’s not work-ing just right and you’releft with the tepid mushthat all these films reallyare. This is a film based onthe book by the samename, written by AllisonPearson. By most accountsit was a palatable storyabout a hard-workingmom whose demandingjob sometimes puts her atodds with mommy duties.Translated to 90 minuteshort-hand, it becomes ascreechy, silly caricaturethat leaves little room forsubtlety.

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The journey of Moneyballfrom a best-selling book toscreen is nearly as dramat-ic as the story it tells, aboutOakland Athletics’ GM Bil-ly Beane’s use of unortho-dox scouting techniques toput together a winningteam on a shoestring budg-et. Before star Brad Pittcould step in front of thecamera as Beane, he firsthad to deal with the dis-missal of director StevenSoderbergh, whose versionof the film made the studio

nervous enough to haltproduction. Enter directorBennett Miller (Capote) —plus a rewrite by AaronSorkin (the Social Net-work) — and things weresoon underway again.Here, Miller gives Metro astep-by-step guide on howto restart a project. STEP 1: IGNORE THE PAST

There’s this whole backsto-ry which I was oblivious toas it was happening. Youknow, I didn’t really knowanything until all of thatwent down. I was toldmore or less the history ofwhat had happened and

the condition of the movieand the problems that hadoccurred and most impor-tantly Brad’s determina-tion to get it made and hispassion to stick with it.STEP 2: BE IN THE RIGHT

PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME

My perspective was that Iwas struggling to get an-other movie made and fi-nally had to concede thatit was not going to happen.The timing of that coincid-ed with the opening up ofthis opportunity, which itwas several months after ithad shut down. STEP 3: FIND YOUR ANGLE

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Show me the moneyMoneyball director Bennett Miller tells Metro his

recipe for turning a lagging project into a finished film

I read everything there wasto read about it and turnedit over in my head and sawwhat would be my way intoit. It’s the dual track of thischaracter, this story of aguy who’s trying to winbaseball games, who’s justextremely competitive anddesperate to do a very diffi-cult thing, which is to win achampionship with a thirdof the money as the richteams. But more interestingto me was what was hap-pening beneath that. Thatthere’s a character who’sbeing driven by some per-sonal, private issues thatmaybe nobody else in thestory understands, mean-ing this is a person whoselife didn’t turn out the wayhe had expected it to. It be-comes a story about a guywho later in life chooses tobe ruthlessly honest and

questioning of everythingin some kind of search forredemption. STEP 4: MEET BRAD PITT

I flew to L.A. and met withBrad, and we sat and had along conversation abouthow to make the movie. STEP 5: DON’T WORRY

ABOUT THE SCRIPT

The book reports on[Beane’s backstory] with akind of detail that no moviecould possibly cover just be-cause it’s a book. So the waythat we ultimately treatedthat stuff was invented verylate and grew from a lot ofimprovisation. Most ofthose scouts were realscouts. The guys in theflashback who scout youngBilly are both real scouts —one of which actually didscout Billy Beane back in1979. That scene was 100per cent improvised.

STEP 6: UNDERSTAND THE

MEANING OF LIFE

The line from the moviethat comes to mind is, “It’san unfair game.” And life’sunfair, and that’s thetruth. It’s just unfair. Andhow do you deal with thatinformation? How do youmanage that?

It just seems to alwaysgo that way, like you real-ly have to bust someheads to get anywheresometimes.

Brad Pitt

to avoid stereotypes.“Caroline is a girl who

used to walk out of herNew York highrise with acar waiting and someonethere to hand her a Star-bucks,” says Beth. “For meto play her, I had to findthe entitlement withoutbeing a bitch.”

“Caroline’s really sweetand innocent andadorable,” Kat declares. “Ithink that’s a fresh ap-proach.”

“And she’s smart,” Bethadds. “She went to Whar-ton business school. I don’tthink Max would have tak-en to her if she weren’tsmart.”

“Max is more and moreimpressed with Caroline asshe gets to know her,” Katagrees.

“And because Max takesa liking to Caroline, itshows she’s more than atough cookie,” says Beth.THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

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Beth Behrs and Kat Dennings: Two budding stars ready to rocknew sitcom 2 Broke Girls premieres Monday on Citytv and CBS

As their interview takesplace in late July, BethBehrs and Kat Denningscan count a grand total ofone week spent workingtogether. That was whenthey filmed the pilot for 2Broke Girls — and thatwas in April.

But joining a reporterfor breakfast at Mel’s Drive-in, a Valley landmark, theyshare laughs and a chem-istry that seems years inthe making — just as theydo on their sassy new com-edy as struggling waitress-es at a Brooklyn greasyspoon.

While waiting for pro-duction to resume in earlyAugust, they solidifiedtheir friendship.Kat: “We’ve been checkingin with each other everyfew days.”Beth: “I’ll randomly textKat about something I’mwatching on TV in themiddle of the night: ‘Youneed to see this!’”Kat: “Like, ExtremeMakeover did WHAT?!’”

Orders are taken. Katcalls for wheat toast and,more urgently, a cup of joe.

“Nectar!” she rejoiceswhen the coffee arrives.“And it’s not bad.”

“I like diner coffee,”Beth agrees as her cell-phone sounds off.

“Oh, gee,” she sighs af-ter checking the numberdisplayed.

“This guy has been call-ing me all morning. I don’tsay my name on my mes-

sage, so maybe he thinksI’m someone else. He keepsleaving these intense, longmessages.”

“Let me do it, let me doit!” says Kat, eagerlysnatching the phone and,in the guttural tone of alongshoreman, growlinginto it: “WHAT!!! Who ISthis? WRONG number!NEVER call again!!!”

They both dissolve intolaughter. “That makes meSO happy!” Kat giggles.

On 2 Broke Girls, theircharacters will form a simi-lar bond. But not instantly.First, they have to size eachother up.

Kat plays sarcastic,street-wise Max Black,who, to make ends meet,must work two jobs, one ofwhich is the night shift atthe downtroddenWilliamsburg Diner.

Beth plays chic CarolineChanning, whose ritzy Up-per East Side lifestyle hasabruptly come undone af-ter her money-manager fa-ther got busted forfinancial shenanigans.

Like Max, Caroline isnow broke, too, and isseeking refuge at the dinerwaitressing alongside Max,who warily receives hernot only as a co-worker butas a flat-mate, too.

So not only is 2 BrokeGirls a buddy comedy, it’salso a fish-out-of-water sit-com, with Caroline theBrooklyn-beached fish.

In playing their roles,they both speak of trying

Going for broke

Strong writing

The dialogue is snappy,

befitting the show’s

topflight creative team.

Michael Patrick King (Sexand the City) and WhitneyCummings (TV’s comedy“It” girl) are the writers.

Gellar’s new gigTWO ROLES FOR THE PRICEOF ONE. If you missed thepremiere of SarahMichelle Gellar’s new se-ries Ringer on the Ameri-can CW network earlierthis week, you can catchthe Canadian premiereFriday.

Gellar, beloved for herstarring role in TV’s Buffythe Vampire Slayer, playstwin sisters Bridget andSiobhan.

As the two try to repairtheir rocky past, Siobhanmysteriously disappearsand Bridget assumes heridentity. (Global)

Linked for lifeRESTORATIVE JUSTICE? Pris-oners who’ve committedcrimes come face-to-facewith their victims in thenew docu-seriesConfronting.

Airing Friday, camerastake viewers inside themediation process as avictim and offenderdiscuss the terrible eventthat links them. (OWN)

Turn on thewaterworks FEELING THE LOVE. CMT

Canada may make manyviewers cry Friday withtwo new series.

First there’s ComingHome, in which militaryfamilies reunite withtheir loved ones who’vebeen stationed overseas.

In this premiere, asailor returns home earlyand surprises his wifewith the dream weddingshe never had.

Then Canadiancountry music artist PaulBrandt hosts Build It For-ward, in which seven im-poverished familiesreceive new homesthrough donations andvolunteers.

They then “build it for-ward” by helping out intheir own community tobuild homes for others inneed. (CMT Canada)

Battle of theBlades breaksnew ground FEMALE HOCKEY PLAYER INTHE MIX. A new batch ofhockey stars try to putsome grace into theirhulking skating forms inthe third season of the hitseries Battle of the Blades,airing Sunday.

This season, for thefirst time, a female hock-ey player joins the ranksof the NHL veterans: TessaBonhomme, an Olympicgold medallist and mem-ber of the CanadianNational Women’s Hock-ey Team. She’ll skate withOlympic skating champi-on David Pelletier. Battlecreators have said theshow will go on despitethe recent death offormer Maple Leaf WadeBelak, who was slated toparticipate. (CBC)THE CANADIAN PRESS

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Who’s the sloppiest?Vinny: Mike. His sink in Italylooked like a swamp.

Sammi: Mike is disgusting.Nicole’s messy with herclothes, but Mike is just le-git messy in general. Literal-ly, he clogs all the sinkdrains because he just hadso much face wash and crapeverywhere that he justnever cleaned up after him-self.

Who cooks the best?Vinny: You know, I wouldkind of have to give that tomyself. Even though I’m notalways the one cooking,when I make steaks andburgers or whatever — Iknow that’s not hard things— but they all taste goodand they’re more quality.

Sammi: Vinny just grillsfood. Mike cooks alright. Ithink we all can cook in ourown way.

Who uses the most gel?Vinny: You know theanswer to that.

Pauly?Vinny: Yeah. He uses the most hair gel in America.

Who’s the biggest packrat?Vinny: Mike. He had like 20little bags with him to go toItaly, instead of like threebig bags. He’s crazy.

Is he a diva?Vinny: (Laughs) Yeah, but Ithink he’s always been likethat. That’s what made himwho he is.

Sammi: Mike and Nicolehad like 20 bags with themin Italy [but] I think Miketakes the cake on that one.

Who do you think bringshome the most people tosmoosh?Vinny: That kinda changes.I’m not gonna lie. DuringSeason three me and Paulywere bringing home a lot ofpeople. I kinda took a chillpill with that this season.That’s a hard question be-cause it would probably bebetween me, Mike andPauly — it kinda changes.Why don’t you just includeus as a whole right there:MVP takes home the mostgirls.

Sammi: Pauly and Vinny.Pauly definitely smooshesgrenades every day.

Different continent,same old Jersey drama

Sammi and Vinny dish on the remainder of Jersey Shore’s latest season Expect more fights, more smooshing, but less Sammi & Ronnie antics

You can take the crew outof Jersey, but you can’ttake the Jersey out of thecrew. Season four of MTV’sJersey Shore is now in fullswing, with the cast tear-ing up the streets of Flo-rence, Italy. As usual,there’s plenty of drama,and castmate VinnyGuadagnino promises thatit’s only just begun.

“It’sbeenprettyba-nanasso far[and]it’sgonnacontin-ue onlikethat,”hetellsMetro.“But at

the same time, you’regonna see us connect withItaly more.”

His fellow castmateSammi “Sweetheart” Gian-cola, whose love life withbad boy Ronnie Ortiz-Ma-gro has been a focal pointof the series, is just glad tohave less of a hand in thisseason’s commotion.

“All the drama’s gonnabe primarily off me andwith some other peopleyou wouldn’t really expectto see drama,” she says.“Now, everybody can see

me in a different way.”When these two aren’t

stirring up drama, though,they’re keeping plentybusy on their side projects,and both strive to helptheir fans stay fresh todeath. Vinny is thespokesman for PhilipsNorelco DIY Hair ClipperPro, and Sammi has herown perfume, Dangerous.

“I pick my brands like Ipick my women: I likequality,” Vinny laughs,adding he could get be-hind the clippers because

he’sabigpro-po-

nent of a fresh haircut —he hits the barber everyfive days!

“I have really thick Sicil-ian hair and if it grows in,it just turns into a big fro. Ikinda look like a youngMichael Jackson. Peoplethink if you have long hairyou’ve gotta [maintain] it— no, if you have shorthair, all you have is thefade and once that growsin, you need a haircut.”

Sammi, who says herperfume is “light and airy”and has notes of vanillaand almond, was hands-onwith the production of thefragrance, noting that “itwas something that Ithought represented meand that’s why I put myname on it.”

But does her focus onher fragrance mean thatthings have cooled be-tween she and Ronnie?Not in the least bit.

“Me and Ronnie, we’reactually doing great,” shesays. “We’re still togetherand everything’s going re-ally really well.”

Sammi and Vinny’s last words

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The cast of the wildly popular MTV show Jersey Shore in Italy.

BOTH PHOTOS: H/O

Sammi and Ronnie, still going strong.

The new season of It’s Al-ways Sunny in Philadel-phia premiered in Americathis week, and there wassomething different aboutthe character of Mac.

He’s more like a BigMac. Creator/star RobMcElhenney packed on awhopping 50 pounds forSeason 7 —all in the name

of art.Inspired by the actors in

“a very popular sitcom”getting “new hair and newteeth” as seasons pro-gressed, McElhenney de-cided to take the foundingethos of Sunny one stepfurther.

Or, one giant leap be-yond common sense.

“I always thought thatwhat we were trying to dowith Sunny is a sort of de-construction of the sit-

com,” he says. “So insteadof making the charactersas likeable as possible,we’ve always tried to makethem as unlikeable as pos-sible. I thought maybe thesame could be done withthe aesthetics. … I tried to

look as ugly as possible, ba-sically.”

In real life, McElhenneygot advice from Philadel-phia Phillies baseball starChase Utley, who has ap-peared on the show.

He mentioned that he

works with a sports nutri-tionist whose specialty isbulking up linemen.

The actor soon signedup for a similar weightgain plan that required se-rious discipline.

“You need to eat about

5,000 calories a day to puton that kind of weight,” hesays. “Over the course offive months I ate ... fivemeals [per day] at 1,000calories each.”

Give McDonald’s a pro-ducer’s credit.

Rob McElhenney

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Jane Lynch is no longer los-ing sleep over her Emmyhosting duties.

“I’m OK,” the Glee staraffirmed with a smile onWednesday morning afterrolling out the red carpet infront of the Nokia Theaterin downtown Los Angeles.

“I actually slept OK lastnight for the first time inabout a week. I’ve been hav-ing some anxiety issues.”

Lynch has been hard atwork backstage on theshow with longtime palsJill and Faith Soloway fromChicago. The trio previous-ly worked together on An-noyance Theater’s The RealLive Brady Bunch in the1990s. (Lynch played matri-arch Carol Brady.)

The first-time host prom-ised that the Chi-Townladies would bring “kind of

a Chicago feel” to Sunday’s63rd annual Primetime Em-my Awards.

“Jane is certainly goingto be central to our experi-ence,” said Academy of Tel-evision Arts and Scienceschairman John Shaffner.

“I think the host of a pro-gram like this is the bestfriend who sits on the sofaand tells you great stories asthe evening goes on andcomments on the work.She’s here to keep us en-gaged in that way as a bestfriend.”

Lynch was the firstchoice of executive produc-er Mark Burnett to host thisyear’s show.

The Apprentice and Sur-vivor mastermind said hevoted for the 50-year-old ac-tress to lead the show evenbefore clearing it with his

alliance.“My only choice I wanted

was Jane Lynch,” said Bur-nett. “I had not yet gottenpermission to ask her fromthe Academy or Fox. I raninto Jane on a plane. Wewere both coming backfrom the upfronts in NewYork. I just went over to herand said, ‘I have no permis-sion right now, but if I canget permission, would youhost the Emmys for me?’”THE ASSOCIATED PRESS


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Jane Lynch is hosting this year’s award show — andfreaking out just a little Emmys air Sunday on CTV

Glee star gets Emmy-ready

Actress Jane Lynch speaks on Wednesday before the rollout of the red carpet

for the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles.

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Her hardware

Jane Lynch has won an Em-

my and a Golden Globe for

her performance as Sue

Sylvester on Glee.

The actress is up for anoth-er Emmy this year.

the years.

How’s thenew record comingalong?It is goinggood. Weare just inthe processnow of do-ing demosand I amtransition-ing intowritingmore bymyself andchannellingsome of theearlier Life-house mu-sic. I reallydon’t wantto put toomuch pres-sure on itand rush itand justmake arecord likeour previ-ous albumsjust becausethey didwell.

I reallywant tomake surethat whatwe are do-ing is in-spired and

fresh. I am just trying to

cleanse the palate and startover and pretend like it isjust our first album.

How do you like Boston?I just think it is an awesomecity. I think it was 2004,2005 when we were stillplaying smaller clubs, andthere was this club calledthe Avalon (that) had themost amazing energy. Out of all the shows, thatcrowd just carried theshow. We’ve had an oppor-tunity to have a couple daysoff and just walking aroundthe city, it just has so muchhistory to it.

And I am a big Celticsfan.

How have you been spendingyour downtime here?We have been doing allthese baseball games — andI had to throw the firstpitch in Cleveland a littlewhile ago — so all of us areinto baseball right now. Wewill all go out to the am-phitheatre and play somecatch.

You threw the first pitch? How did it go?I got to be honest, I wasmore nervous about throw-ing the pitch then I wasabout playing in front of50,000 people.


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Lifehousetrying to‘cleansethe palate’

Jason Wade, singer of Lifehouse, performs in New York City earlier this summer.

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Metro recently spoke to singerJason Wade Band wants to be fresh

Los Angeles-based groupLifehouse burst onto thescene in 2001 with HangingBy A Moment, the first sin-gle off their debut albumNo Name Face, and sincethen, they’ve recorded fourmore albums and have an-other in the works.

This weekend, they playMixFest with MichelleBranch, Grace Potter andthe Nocturnals and somesurprise guests.

We spoke to lead singerJason Wade about his writ-ing process, the new albumand how he’s spending hisoff-stage time in Beantown.

You’re playing with MichelleBranch, who you’ve touredwith before.I was really excited about it.Our drummer’s wife actual-ly grew up with Michelle.

Small world! So how has yoursound changed since yourearlier material?We have gone through a lotof transition. The last al-bum, I did quite a bit more

co-writing. In the early daysI wrote predominately bymyself, so I have been goingthrough a transition overlast two or three yearslearning how to co-writea little bit more,but now we’reback in the stu-dio doing demosand I am startingto write by myselfquite a bit more.

And that can be tir-ing and wearing on you aswell. You always feel thatyou are just bleeding onthis canvas for everybody toanalyze, so it was refresh-ing not using my own rela-tionships for the world tosee.

What’s your song-writingprocess like? It is different every time forme and it is still evolvingover the years. I will startwith the melodysometimes and Iwill wait for thelyrics to come tome. Sometimes Iwill wake up inthe middle ofthe night with a

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Debbie Harry and Blondie move forwardFew would call Debbie Har-ry a geek, but the gorgeousBlondie singer has no prob-lem with technology.

In fact, she’s always em-braced electronic innova-tion.

“That’s part of our busi-ness, really,” Harry said.

“We rely on technologyto produce our music andperform concerts. A lot ofour instruments are tied tocomputer or synthesizertechnology.

“The change from ana-log to digital, that was a bigchange. But it’s sort ofmore natural in a way; it’sthe way the brain actuallyoperates, instead of the oldmechanical way. I don’t feellike a Luddite in any way.”

Personal evolution is im-portant, too; so the band’sfall tour is not about revisit-ing their splendid hit songslike Heart of Glass orDreaming.

The New York City-based

new wave pop veterans’new album, Panic of Girls,is out this month to addnew sounds.

“I think that’s the bestpart of it,” Harry says ofrecording a new album.

“We are in a very cushyposition, because we arewell known. But goingaround playing the olderhits and everything would-n’t be, oh, I don’t know … itjust wouldn’t be as inspir-ing or interesting as trying

to make new music.“Let’s face it: As our lives

change, our experienceschange and our insights im-prove. It’s more relevant tosing or talk about thingsthat are happening today.

“The world is changingso quickly. The differencein communications sincethe Internet came into be-ing — the world is so differ-ent now and we’re a part ofit.”

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lyric idea. I am always trying to stay

sensitive when that inspira-tion hits, because I findwhen I try to just sitdown and write asong it doesn’t reallyhappen.

I feel like we are atthat point in our careerwhere we’ve writ-ten so many songs

that we

haveto trick(our-selves) andI am tryingto write moreon the bass andthe piano just to tryto get outside of myown little tricks thatI have learned over

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What the DJ says

Joe Bermudez is a DJ of alltrades.

His remix of BritneySpears’ I Wanna Go toppedthe Billboard Dance/Clubchart late last month. He al-so produces a weekly radioshow for XM satellite radiothat you can download atmassmovementradio.com.

We got Bermudez to saya few words about thetracks that really get thecrowds jumping when he’sworking the clubs.Party Rock Anthemby LMFAOWithout a doubt thebiggest dance record of theyear. From the radio to theclub to even a Kia commer-cial, there is just no escap-ing this one. No matterwhere I am, it is the onetrack that never fails torock the house.Save The World by Swedish House Mafia Individually Axwell, Angel-lo and Ingrosso are pretty

huge, so combine those tal-ents and you are going toget a track that is sonicallymassive. ... I’ve had somepretty epic moments whileplaying this record.Levels by Avicii This Swedish producer hasa really nice buzz abouthim and for good reason.His uplifting chord progres-sions instantly transportclub goers to a euphoricstate.Live Those Days Tonight byFriendly Fires It’s probably my favouriteremix of the summer. Everytime I hear it, I personallyget fired up. When I playthis record, you know it’sgo time!

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BEIJING, China — Whenyou’re deep in the bowelsof economy class, a 12-hour flight across the Pa-cific is not pleasant.

I was about five hoursout of San Francisco whenthe hallucinations kickedin. As deep vein thrombo-sis clotted my blood andthe Brazilian sleeping pilldid something other thanput me to sleep, I ended upconducting a question-and-answer session with my-self. Here’s what Iremember.

I don’t remember seeing anyCD shelving in the 2012 IKEAcatalogue. No more Bennoshelves or Ivar racks? Whatdoes that mean?Well, at least they still sellthings that look like milkcrates.

Why do people keep givingmoney to Madonna to directfilms?Given the reviews of W.E.,they won’t anymore.

Best go back to fulfillingthe obligations of that $120-million deal with Live Na-tion.

Time to go on the roadagain, dear.

Hasn’t anyone had enough of U2 by now?After a less-than-successfulalbum, a two-year worldtour and a documentary atTIFF, all that’s left for 2011is a reissue of Achtung Baby.

There may be four al-bums’ worth of material inthe works, but they reallyneed to go away to dreamthings up again.

Who’s buying all those Adelealbums? I mean, she’s sold 10million copies of 21.Lots of different people —and not just those who pickup their music from thecounter of Starbucks or atWal-Mart.

This is a rare album thathas become a genuine phe-nomenon based solely onthe quality of the music.

Why haven’t there been moresongs written about 9-11? Imean, that was a definingmoment for so many things. Other than The Rising byBruce Springsteen, Let’sRoll from Neil Young and acouple of country songs, theevents of that day haven’treally been captured in

song. The trauma may havebeen too great.

Aren’t people tired of hearingGary Glitter’s Rock and Roll,Part 2 at sporting events?And Crazy Train? And Are YouReady for This?Note to self: write a columnon new songs for stadia.

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Jay-Z has 99 problemsand his children are one

The FBI is reportedly onthe case of who hackedScarlett Johansson’s phoneand leaked nude photos ofthe actress online, accord-ing to Fox News.

The photos surfaced on-line this week, and TMZ re-ports that Johansson madethe request for the FBI in-vestigation herself.

The Feds are reportedlyalready investigating morethan 50 other cases ofcelebrity phone and e-mailhacking.

Johansson’s lawyershave been furiously send-ing removal notices to anywebsites posting the im-ages.

METRO

A-Rod and Diazbreak thingsoff againNOT WORKING BECAUSESHE’S WORKING. The on-again off-again relation-ship between CameronDiaz and Yankees starAlex Rodriguez is report-edly off again.

“They broke uprecently,” a source closeto the couple tells UsWeekly. “They’re stillvery friendly and likeeach other. He has anenormous amount of re-spect for her.”

As it turns out, workgot in the way this time.

“She’s very busy withher career,” the sourcesays. “And he’s hadinjuries and wants to fo-cus on his game. They’rededicated professionals.”

METRO

Charlie Sheenback on trackWHICH MEANS HE’S NOTSMOKING CRACK ANYMOREAfter a roller coaster ofa year, Charlie Sheen isback on solid ground,he insists in aninterview with the To-day show’s Matt Lauer.

Sheen’s current men-tal state is “a lot calmer.It's a lot mellower,” hesays. “I don’t reallyknow what happened.It was one of thosethings where the plan-ets were aligned,perfectly or imperfectly.I said some stuff and

Talking points

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Rapper reportedly paid former lover to not disclose he fathered her child

Jay-Z is happily expecting achild with wife Beyoncé,but it may not be his first.

Star magazine is report-ing that the 41-year-oldhip-hop icon fathered alove child with modelShenelle Scott nine yearsago, before he and Beyon-cé were an item.

Jerard Andrews, the fa-ther of the man who waspreviously believed to bethe child’s father, saysDNA tests have concludedJay-Z’s paternity.

“Shenelle told me thatJay-Z gave her $1 millionto keep her mouth shut.My understanding is thathe’s paying her child sup-port,” Andrews says.“Shenelle took the moneyand bought herself a reallynice house in Trinidad thatthe whole family lives innow.”

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then it caught suchtraction globally andinstantly that I couldn’t re-ally put out the fire."Sheen also insists he'sclean and sober sober,though he can’t say forsure when he lastindulged in drink or drugs.

“I don’t really keeptrack of the time. It’s beenawhile,” he says.

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Chutney brings food to life

I remember when I sawStar Wars. I was a kidon vacation with myparents and we went toa theatre in Brewer,Maine to witness whatwould arguably be-come the biggest rev-enue generatingstream in movie histo-ry. This walk downmemory lane isbrought to you by to-day’s release of theBlue-ray versions of allsix Star Wars movies. Ineed them like I needanother corkscrew, butgiving George Lucasmoney is an addiction Ijust can’t seem to kick.

Even though DarthVader is only a childwith poor acting skillsin The Phantom Men-ace, I’ve chosen abrooding wine to sup-plement my pursuit ofthis ultimate version ofwhat I’ve already seena hundred times.

Chile is cabernetcountry and the ViñaErrázuriz 2009 MaxReserva CabernetSauvignon ($16.85 -$19.99) is powerful for

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Originating in India, this condiment can be used to spice up bland dish-es or sweeten hotter ones Apple & Sweet Pepper Chutney is ideal for fall

Many may not realize howinternational their dailymeals are. Ketchup was de-veloped from a Chinesesauce but got its name inMalaysia. Mustard beganwith the Romans but as-sumed its present form inFrance. Add to that listchutney, a condiment Eu-ropeans discovered in In-dia that has becomepopular worldwide.

It usually consists ofchopped fruits, vinegar,spices and sugar cookedinto a chunky spread. Non-sweet vegetables such aspeppers, onion and garliccan also be added. Com-mon spices used includeginger, cinnamon, cloves,nutmeg, allspice and car-damom. It can be hot andspicy or sweet and sour.

Apple and Sweet Pepper ChutneyFall is the perfect time tomake this chutney, whichis a delicious sweet-savoury complement forcheeses and meats such aschicken or pork.

Preparation:

1 In Dutch oven, combineapples, onions, red andyellow peppers, garlic,

salt, cloves and hot pep-per flakes. Stir in sugarand vinegar. Bring to aboil over high heat, stir-ring often. Reduce heatand boil gently for 30minutes, stirring often.

2 Stir in currants. Reduceheat and simmer for 15minutes or untilthickened, stir often. La-dle into sterilizedcanning jars to within 1cm (1/2 inch) of rim. Topwith prepared new seal-er lids. Apply jar ringsjust until fingertip tight.Wipe jars if necessary.

Place in boiling water,with tops covered by atleast 2.5 cm (1 inch) wa-ter. Boil for 10 minutes.Remove to drain.

3 Lids will vacuum seal asthey cool. Test lids by

pressing in centre (willnot move). Do notretighten lids. Store anyunsealed jars in refriger-ator and use within 1month. Keep sealed jarsin cool place. THE CANADI-AN PRESS/ FOODLAND ONTARIO

Ingredients:• 1.75 l (7 cups) choppedpeeled apples (McIntosh,Golden Delicious, Empire)• 500 ml (2 cups) choppedonions• 375 ml (1 1/2 cups) eachdiced sweet red and yellowpeppers

• 3 cloves garlic, minced• 5 ml (1 tsp) salt• 2 ml (1/2 tsp) cloves• 2 ml (1/2 tsp) crushed hotred pepper flakes• 500 ml (2 cups) [packedbrown sugar• 250 ml (1 cup) apple cidervinegar• 150 ml (2/3 cup) currants

This recipe makes 250 ml (1 cup) of Apple and Sweet Pepper Chutney.

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Sarah B. Hood, au-thor of We SureCan! How Jamsand Pickles are Re-viving the Lureand Lore of LocalFoods, breaksdown some defini-tions.

Chutney: Fairlythick sauce madefrom fruits, veg-gies, sugar, vine-gar and spices.

Pickle: A catch-all term for almostall food preservedin a vinegar andsalt brine.THE CANADIAN PRESS

Snack healthily on homemadenutritious roasted walnut

butter.

Don’t let the Indiansummer fool you, fallis just around the cor-ner and it’s time todress the part. Frankly,with these trends afootwe can’t wait for theleaves to start falling.

Karen Richter,Showroom Managerfor H&M Canada,shared her topfall/winter trendsfor 2011.

The ’70sWomanly silhou-ettes define the’70s fashion re-vival this season,like skirts anddresses that hitbelow the knee. Wide-legged dresspants can bepaired with ablouse that ties ina large, floppy

bow at the collar.Go for a relaxedtailored look witha trench coat wornover flared dresspants or jeans. Keycolours are camel,cognac and or-ange.

The ’60sThis look is more preppyand girlish with short andstraight silhouettes. The A-line shift dress is a keypiece, and is best worn witha high-heeled loafer andclassic accessories like amultitude of jangling metalbangles. Importantcolours are beigeand navy withbright pink, mus-tard or orangeaccents.

GlamThink richcolours and tex-tures. Expect dramat-ic black and jeweltones — like crimson,emerald, cobalt — in sump-tuous fabrics like satin, vel-vet and silk fringe. Wear this look now inblack and deep rednail colours. Thetrend will be-come morevisible inclothing asthe holi-day seasonapproaches.Important piecesfor women in-clude the men’s styletuxedo and the kimonojacket.

Flower powerThe floral prints that havesprouted up in seasons pastshow no signs of withering.Warm up the fall chill withvibrant flower print shirts,pants, dresses, or shoes.

LayeringThis trend is perfect forcold Canadian winters. It’sall about volume — pilingon layers and layers ofknits. A tunic worn overloose trousers, or a chunkyknit sweater dress over

wool leggings is greatfor keeping warm

this season, espe-cially when

toppedwith a coat,

boots and ashearlinghat.

Faux furIt’s a big trend this sea-

son. H&M will be selling awide range of faux fur gar-ments and accessories in-cluding jackets, vests, faux

fur trimmedsweaters, coats, and

even bags andboots. Off therunway, thetrend is bestworn in smalldoses — trydonning onepiece at atime or as anaccent.

ColourGo crazy. Layer solidcolours to your heart’s con-tent in every article ofclothing you wear. Evennormally neutral stapleslike coats and pants aren’texempt. Contrastingcolours are welcome. Thered pant is an especiallystrong piece this fall.

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’70s silhouettes and ’60s preppy highlight style trends

It’s September, so that —sadly — means it’s timeto pack those sandalsand cargo shorts away toclean up and suit up forfall. But what’s hot forthis cool season when itcomes to menswear?Here are some ideas toget you started.

Though the weather iscooling, you can warmthings up with yourcolours — thinkbeige, camel, to-bacco, navy, kha-ki and grey.“Black, whiteand light bluefor classicsuits andpartylooks alsowork,”notesKarenRichter,theToronto-basedshowroommanagerfor H&MCanada.“And brightorange is theaccent colourof theseason.”

Looking fora new sweater?Think texturewhen

shopping around, saysTara Wickwire, TheGap’s Toronto-based pub-lic relations director —as in marled cardigans,fine gauge merinostriped V-necks and con-trast knit sweaterjackets. “The cardigancontinues to be popularwith men — and such anessential layering pieceover dress shirts and T-shirts,” says Wickwire.

Richter also notes thelook for the season is aslim but casual lookfor men. “The skinnycut has continued

from summer,”addsWickwire.“And tradi-tionalkhakishave been

reinterpret-ed with a

denim wash and askinnier silhouette.”

And as the windchills down, anotherlook to heat up with isa leather outer jacket.“There is a classic,masculine ’50s influ-ence happening formen and a greatleather jacket isat the root ofthis,” notesWickwire.

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Blast from the

Past

Wool skirt, $69.95, and

leather jacket with cotton

wool blend sleeves, $149.

Available at H&M. Kimono

floral polyester blouse,

top, $34.95 at H&M.

Children’s faux fur jacket,

$34.95 at H&M.ANDREAS SJÖDIN/H&M PHOTO

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Elisa Dahan and EranElfassy’s love of coats withcontrasting textures hasgotten them into trouble— some manufacturershave balked at making thecomplicated garments fortheir Montreal-based out-erwear company,Mackage. But the endresults have beenworth it, earningthem a devoted fol-lowing since theirlaunch in 2000.

The Mackagegirl is strongand sexy, butshe alsowants to feelgood, saidDahan andElfassy. Nofreezingfor thesake offashion forher. Here

are some elements thatwent into Mackage’sfall/winter 2011 collec-tions for men and women.

SheepskinTheir bomber-style shear-ling jacket is very fitted,with beige wool inside anddark brown or blackleather outside. “The avia-tor look is still in, but we

did it very feminine,”said Dahan.

Deconstructed coatThe deconstructed

shearling coat isan artsier, lesspredictable ver-sion of itsmore conven-tional cousin.It may takesome confi-dence, but de-spite the

unusual cut “it’s very easyto wear,” said Elfassy. “Youjust throw it on.”

Body-conscious puffy jacketA must-have in a cold cli-mate. “You want to looksexy and you want to feelsexy,” said Dahan, insist-ing that just be-cause you arecovered up does-n’t mean youcan’t have a nicesilhouette. Theduo’s puffyjackets forwomen arevery warm,but alsokeep a fem-inineshape.“It’s aboutwearingyour highheels andstill feel-ing sexy... not

feeling like you look likethe Michelin man,” Dahansaid.

Structured wool coat“We’re known for our dra-matic tailoring,” said Da-han. Mackage uses leatherand fur details to lend sassto traditional shapes. Lookfor pieces that add freshdetails to the classics.

FurIt was all over the run-ways in all colours for

fall, but Mackage hastaken a slightly dif-ferent tack. Theirversion of the furcoat is made oflonghaired curlyMongolian shear-ling. Many ofMackage’s jacketsalso have ele-

ments of fur in the collars,hoods, or cuffs.

Double-faced wool coatThis unlined coat is madewith two layers of wool.“They’re very comfortableand it’s a great transitionalpiece,” said Dahan.

Mackage (mackage.com)can be found across Cana-da at Aritzia, Holt Renfrewand other retailers.

While we’re sad to seeour bare-all stilettos ofsummer go, fall bringsback some freshfootwear options —boots, flats, casual sneak-ers and more. So what’shot for fall footwear?

Traditional shoeshades are still popular,but they’re not the onlyoption. “We’re still see-ing lots of black,metallics and choco-lates,” says DavidKoa, president ofthe Toron-to-basedBaker ShoeCo. “We’re alsoseeing deep colours likeburgundy and red.”

Along with red, blue is

another hot huethis fall, notesMardi Larson,spokesperson forPayless Shoe-Source.

Patent leatherand suede are al-ways popular fallshoe and boot mate-rials. But little accenttoppers are reallycatching attention.“For spring and sum-mer this year we hadthin, delicate lacesand we’ve moved tosomething a bit sexierand edgier for fall and

winter,” says Koa. “So someof our leather boots have

sexy satin laces. And furtrim is still very

popular.” What’s fall

and winterwithout

boots?“For

women, there is plenty ofselection in riding boots,lace-up booties, slouchboots and mid-calf and an-kle boots with peep-toesand fun, airy chop-out de-

tailing,” says Larson.And for winter, lookfor aviator-style bootswith warm linings andsueded tops.

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BoldbeautystatementWhether it’s a powerfulnew shade of lipstick ora dramatic eye, this sea-son is about making astatement.

Trend: Black LinerFrom precisely wingedat Gianfranco Ferrè tothick smudged kohl atLanvin, all eyes were onone beauty product —the black liner.

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The Win-nipeg BlueBombershave beenbootedfrom Swag-gerville toStaggerville,

a home for battered bonesand bruised egos.

Nobody likes to see ateam fall on hard times,and the 7-3 Bombers stillhold on to first place in theCFL East, but a two-gamespanking courtesy of the

Saskatchewan Roughridershas certainly put theBombers in their place.There will be a lot lesschest-beating coming fromthe Manitoba capital now.

Adding to the misery is amysterious rib injury toBombers starting QB BuckPierce. The Bombers couldfind themselves in realtrouble as they try to holdon to top spot in the East.

Finding Pierce in the sickbay is no surprise, consider-ing his black-and-blue histo-ry in both Winnipeg andB.C. But with the additionalloss of middle linebackerJoe Lobendahn (ACL) anduncertain health of defen-sive back Jonathan Hefney,

the Bombers have prob-lems.

Making matters worse,the reeling Bombers havetwo games in the nextthree weeks against theGrey Cup champ Alouettes.In all, the Bombers will facedivision rivals in five of thenext six weeks, whichcould decide their fate.Jyles shows some promise:Steven Jyles wasn’t a win-ner in his first start withthe Toronto Argos, but heat least shows the potentialto not only be successful,but sell some tickets too.

Jyles replaced deposedQB Cleo Lemon and has in-herited a 2-7 team that isdead last in points pro-

duced. Yet Jyles demon-strates the skill set that al-lows quarterbacks tosucceed in this league. Inaddition to a strong arm, hecan make things happenwith his legs, unlike hispredecessor.

After coming off thenine-game injured list, Jylesis essentially still in train-ing camp, even thoughmost other pivots are inmid-season form. Given achance to perform, Jylescould be the key ingredientin leading the league’sworst offence out of the dol-drums, even though a play-off appearance seemsunlikely.Stamps’ grip on top spot a

bit shaky:The Calgary Stampeders area tough team to figure out.Despite climbing back intofirst place in the West witha Labour Day rematch winover Edmonton, the 7-3Stamps don’t always looklike the league’s premierteam.

Although he threw formore than 300 yardsagainst Edmonton, starterHenry Burris has beenfalling into bad throwinghabits and posted just oneTD toss in the Edmonton re-match. That long-shot HailMary that found the endzone is hardly a sign of anoffence that’s ready to dom-inate opponents.

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AMERICAN LEAGUEEAST DIVISION

W L Pct GBNew York 90 58 .608 —Boston 86 63 .577 41/2Tampa Bay 83 66 .557 71/2Toronto 75 74 .503 151/2Baltimore 60 88 .405 30

CENTRAL DIVISIONW L Pct GB

Detroit 87 62 .584 —Chicago 73 76 .490 14Cleveland 72 75 .490 14Kansas City 65 86 .430 23Minnesota 59 89 .399 271/2

WEST DIVISIONW L Pct GB

Texas 86 64 .573 —Los Angeles 82 67 .550 31/2Oakland 67 82 .450 181/2Seattle 62 87 .416 231/2

NATIONAL LEAGUEEAST DIVISION

W L Pct GBx-Philadelphia 97 51 .655 —Atlanta 86 64 .573 12Washington 71 77 .480 26New York 71 79 .473 27Florida 67 83 .447 31

CENTRAL DIVISIONMilwaukee 87 63 .580 —St. Louis 81 68 .544 51/2Cincinnati 74 76 .493 13Pittsburgh 67 82 .450 191/2Chicago 65 85 .433 22Houston 51 98 .342 351/2

WEST DIVISIONArizona 87 63 .580 —San Francisco 80 70 .533 7Los Angeles 73 75 .493 13Colorado 70 79 .470 161/2San Diego 63 87 .420 24

Last night’s resultsKansas City 7 ChicagoWhite Sox 2TampaBay 9Boston 2Texas 7Cleveland 4Detroit atOaklandWednesday’s resultsToronto 5Boston 4Baltimore 6 TampaBay 2Detroit 6 ChicagoWhite Sox 5 (10 inn.)Kansas City 7Minnesota 3L.A.Angels 4Oakland 1Seattle 2 N.Y. Yankees 1 (12 innings)Texas 9 Cleveland 1Tonight’s gamesAll Times EasternL.A.Angels (Haren 15-8) at Baltimore(Tom.Hunter 3-4), 7:05 p.m.N.Y. Yankees (Sabathia 19-8) at Toronto (Cecil4-9), 7:07 p.m.TampaBay (Shields 15-10) at Boston (Beckett12-5), 7:10 p.m.ChicagoWhite Sox (Humber 9-8) at KansasCity (F.Paulino 3-6), 8:10 p.m.Cleveland (U.Jimenez 3-2) atMinnesota(Slowey 0-5), 8:10 p.m.Detroit (Fister 8-13) atOakland (Cahill 11-13),10:05 p.m.Texas (C.Wilson 16-6) at Seattle (Beavan 4-5),10:10 p.m.

Yesterday’s resultsCincinnati 8 Chicago Cubs 6 (11 innings)Philadelphia 3-2Florida 1-2 (2ndgm, 10 innings)San Francisco 8 Colorado 5Washington 10N.Y.Mets 1Pittsburgh at L.A. DodgersWednesday’s resultsAtlanta 4 Florida 1Cincinnati 7 Chicago Cubs 2Colorado 6Milwaukee 2L.A. Dodgers 3 Arizona 2Philadelphia 1 Houston 0San Francisco 3 San Diego 1St. Louis 3 Pittsburgh 2Washington 2 N.Y.Mets 0Today’s gamesAll Times EasternHouston (W.Rodriguez 11-10) at Chicago Cubs(Garza 8-10), 2:20 p.m.Florida (Vazquez10-11) atWashington (Lannan9-12), 7:05 p.m.St. Louis (J.Garcia 12-7) atPhiladelphia (Worley11-2), 7:05 p.m.Milwaukee (Wolf 12-9) at Cincinnati (Arroyo8-11), 7:10 p.m.N.Y.Mets (Capuano 10-12) at Atlanta (D.Lowe9-14), 7:35 p.m.San Francisco (Bumgarner 11-12) at Colorado(White 2-1), 8:10 p.m.Arizona (Miley3-1)atSanDiego (Stauffer8-12),10:05 p.m.Pittsburgh (Locke 0-1) at L.A. Dodgers (Kuroda11-16), 10:10 p.m.

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WEEK 12EAST DIVISION

GP W L T PF PA PtWinnipeg 10 7 3 0 242 229 14Montreal 10 6 4 0 317 251 12Hamilton 10 5 5 0 273 270 10Toronto 10 2 8 0 206 290 4

WEST DIVISIONCalgary 10 7 3 0 269 258 14Edmonton 10 6 4 0 229 227 12B.C. 10 4 6 0 260 225 8Saskatchewan 10 3 7 0 237 283 6Tonight’s gameAll times EasternEdmonton at Hamilton, 7:30 p.m.Tomorrow’s gamesToronto at Saskatchewan, 4 p.m.B.C. at Calgary, 7 p.m.Sunday’s gameWinnipeg atMontreal, 1 p.m.

CFL

WEEK TWOAMERICAN CONFERENCEEAST

W L T Pct PF PANew England 1 0 0 1.000 38 24Buffalo 1 0 0 1.000 41 7N.Y. Jets 1 0 0 1.000 27 24Miami 0 1 0 .000 24 38

SOUTHHouston 1 0 0 1.000 34 7Jacksonville 1 0 0 1.000 16 14Tennessee 0 1 0 .000 14 16Indianapolis 0 1 0 .000 7 34

NORTHBaltimore 1 0 0 1.000 35 7Cincinnati 1 0 0 1.000 27 17Cleveland 0 1 0 .000 17 27Pittsburgh 0 1 0 .000 7 35

WESTOakland 1 0 0 1.000 23 20San Diego 1 0 0 1.000 24 17Kansas City 0 1 0 .000 7 41Denver 0 1 0 .000 20 23

NATIONAL CONFERENCEEASTWashington 1 0 0 1.000 28 14Philadelphia 1 0 0 1.000 31 13Dallas 0 1 0 .000 24 27N.Y. Giants 0 1 0 .000 14 28

SOUTHNew Orleans 0 1 0 .000 34 42Tampa Bay 0 1 0 .000 20 27Carolina 0 1 0 .000 21 28Atlanta 0 1 0 .000 12 30

NORTHChicago 1 0 0 1.000 30 12Detroit 1 0 0 1.000 27 20Green Bay 1 0 0 1.000 42 34Minnesota 0 1 0 .000 17 24

WESTSan Francisco 1 0 0 1.000 33 17Arizona 1 0 0 1.000 28 21St. Louis 0 1 0 .000 13 31Seattle 0 1 0 .000 17 33Sunday’s gamesAll Times EasternChicago at NewOrleans, 1 p.m.Baltimore at Tennessee, 1 p.m.Tampa Bay atMinnesota, 1 p.m.Kansas City at Detroit, 1 p.m.Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets, 1 p.m.Oakland at Buffalo, 1 p.m.Arizona atWashington, 1 p.m.Seattle at Pittsburgh, 1 p.m.Green Bay at Carolina, 1 p.m.Cleveland at Indianapolis, 1 p.m.Dallas at San Francisco, 4:05 p.m.Cincinnati at Denver, 4:15 p.m.Houston atMiami, 4:15 p.m.San Diego at NewEngland, 4:15 p.m.Philadelphia at Atlanta, 8:20 p.m.Monday’s gameSt. Louis at N.Y. Giants, 8:30 p.m.

MLSEASTERN CONFERENCE

GP W L T GF GA PtColumbus 28 11 9 8 35 36 41Kansas City 28 10 8 10 43 36 40Philadelphia 27 8 7 12 35 30 36Houston 29 8 9 12 36 38 36D.C. United 25 8 7 10 37 35 34New York 27 6 6 15 42 38 33Chicago 27 4 8 15 30 35 27New England 28 5 11 12 32 43 27Toronto 29 5 12 12 30 51 27

WESTERN CONFERENCELos Angeles 28 15 3 10 40 22 55Seattle 28 13 6 9 43 31 48Dallas 28 13 8 7 36 31 46Real Salt Lake 26 13 7 6 37 22 45Colorado 29 10 8 11 39 37 41Portland 27 9 12 6 33 41 33Chivas USA 28 7 11 10 32 33 31San Jose 27 6 10 11 29 35 29Vancouver 27 4 13 10 28 43 22Wednesday’s resultHouston 2 Columbus 2Tonight’s game — All Times EasternNewEngland at Portland, 11 p.m.Tomorrow’s gamesColorado at Toronto, 1:30 p.m.Chivas USA at Chicago, 4 p.m.Columbus at Philadelphia, 7:30 p.m.San Jose at Houston, 8:30 p.m.NewYork at Dallas, 8:30 p.m.D.C. United at Seattle, 9 p.m.Kansas City at Real Salt Lake, 9 p.m.Vancouver at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m.

NASLGP W L T GF GA Pt

x-Carolina 26 17 6 3 49 23 54x-Puerto Rico 26 13 6 7 39 32 46x-Tampa Bay 25 10 8 7 38 34 37x-Ft. Lauderdale 26 9 7 10 34 33 37x-Edmonton 27 10 11 6 35 38 36Minnesota 26 8 10 8 27 30 32Montreal 26 7 11 8 29 27 29Atlanta 26 4 19 3 24 58 15x—clinched playoff berth.Tomorrow’s games — All Times EasternMinnesota at Tampa Bay, 7 p.m.Atlanta at Fort Lauderdale, 7:30 p.m.Carolina at Puerto Rico, 7:30 p.m.Edmonton atMontreal, 7:30 p.m.

EUROPA LEAGUEYesterday’s resultsGROUPAPAOK Thessaloniki (Greece) 0 Tottenham(England) 0Shamrock Rovers (Ireland) 0 Rubin Kazan(Russia) 3GROUPBFC Copenhagen (Denmark) 1 Vorskla Poltava(Ukraine) 0Hannover (Germany) 0 Standard Liege(Belgium) 0GROUP CHapoel Tel Aviv (Israel) 0 Rapid Bucharest(Romania) 1PSVEindhoven (Netherlands) 1, LegiaWarsaw(Poland) 0GROUPDFC Zurich (Switzerland) 0 Sporting Lisbon(Portugal) 2Lazio (Italy) 2 Vaslui (Romania) 2GROUP EBesiktas (Turkey) 5Maccabi Tel Aviv (Israel) 1DynamoKiev (Ukraine) 1StokeCity (England) 1GROUP FParis Saint-Germain (France) 3 Salzburg(Austria) 1Slovan Bratislava (Slovakia) 1 Athletic Bilbao(Spain) 2

GROUPGAustria Vienna (Austria) 1 Metalist Kharkiv(Ukraine) 2AZAlkmaar (Netherlands) 4Malmo (Sweden) 1

GROUPHBirminghamCity (England) 1Braga (Portugal) 3FC Bruges (Belgium) 2Maribor (Slovenia) 0

GROUP IAtleticoMadrid (Spain) 2 Celtic (Scotland) 0Udinese (Italy) 2 Rennes (France) 1

GROUP JMaccabiHaifa (Israel) 1AEKLarnaca (Cyprus) 0Steaua Bucharest (Romania) 0 Schalke(Germany) 0

GROUPKFulham (England) 1 Twente (Netherlands) 1Wisla Krakow (Poland) 1 Odense (Denmark) 3

GROUP LAnderlecht (Belgium) 4AEKAthens (Greece) 1Sturm Graz (Austria) 1 Lokomotiv Moscow 2

WTACHALLENGE BELLAt Quebec CitySingles — Second RoundDanielaHantuchova (1), Slovakia, def.MelindaCzink, Hungary, 6-7 (4), 6-4, 6-3.Andrea Hlavackova, Czech Republic, def. LucieSafarova (2), Czech Republic, 7-6 (1), 7-5.BarboraZahlavovaStrycova (6), CzechRepublic,def. Mirjana Lucic, Croatia, 2-6, 6-1, 6-3.Marina Erakovic, New Zealand, def. IrinaFalconi (7), U.S., 6-3, 2-6, 6-2.Doubles — First RoundPetraRampre, Slovenia, andChichi Scholl, U.S.,def. Eugenie Bouchard,Westmount,Que., andRebeccaMarino, Vancouver, 6-3, 6-3.

WORLD CUPFIRST ROUNDYesterday’s resultAt New Plymouth, New ZealandU.S. 13Russia 6Today’s matches — All Times EasternAt Hamilton, New ZealandNewZealand vs. Japan, 4 a.m.At Invercargill, New ZealandArgentina vs. Romania, 11:30 p.m.Tomorrow’s matchesAtWellington—SouthAfrica vs. Fiji, 2 a.m.AtAuckland—Australia vs. Ireland, 4:30 a.m.AtHamilton—Wales vs. Samoa, 11:30 p.m.

x—clinched playoff berth

GOLFPGABMWCHAMPIONSHIPAt Lemont, Ill.Par 71 (35-36)First RoundJustin Rose 30-33—63Webb Simpson 33-32—65MarkWilson 33-32—65K.J. Choi 31-36—67Jim Furyk 35-33—68Camilo Villegas 33-35—68John Senden 35-33—68Robert Karlsson 35-34—69Rickie Fowler 34-35—69Zach Johnson 35-34—69Chez Reavie 35-34—69Sergio Garcia 35-34—69Chad Campbell 33-36—69Robert Allenby 34-35—69HunterMahan 35-34—69JimmyWalker 34-35—69Geoff Ogilvy 34-35—69Lucas Glover 38-32—70Y.E. Yang 34-36—70Jonathan Byrd 35-35—70Carl Pettersson 37-33—70GaryWoodland 38-32—70Bill Haas 36-34—70SeanO’Hair 33-37—70Jason Dufner 36-35—71Keegan Bradley 36-35—71David Toms 38-33—71NickWatney 34-37—71

LPGANAVISTAR CLASSICAt Prattville, Ala.Par: 72 (36-36)First RoundJennifer Johnson 35-30—65Lexi Thompson 33-33—66BeckyMorgan 35-32—67AlisonWalshe 32-35—67Amanda Blumenherst 35-33—68

NHL

PRE-SEASONMonday’s gamesAll Times EasternNashville (ss) at Florida (ss), 3 p.m.Carolina at Buffalo, 7 p.m.Ottawa at Toronto, 7 p.m.Nashville (ss) at Florida (ss), 7:30 p.m.

Pat Hurst 35-33—68Tiffany Joh 33-35—68Stacy Lewis 35-33—68PaigeMackenzie 36-32—68Suzann Pettersen 35-33—68Yani Tseng 34-34—68Chella Choi 35-34—69Haru Nomura 34-35—69Morgan Pressel 34-35—69Samantha Richdale 37-32—69Mariajo Uribe 36-33—69AmyYang 35-34—69Katherine Hull 37-33—70Lorie Kane 34-36—70Birdie Kim 33-37—70Jin Young Pak 37-33—70Reilley Rankin 35-35—70Jessica Shepley 35-35—70Jenny Shin 35-35—70AlsoAlena Sharp 36-36—72Stephanie Sherlock 36-37—73LisaMeldrum 38-36—74

NATIONWIDE BOISEOPENAt Boise, IdahoPar 71 (36-35)Partial First RoundJonas Blixt 32-30—62Kevin Stadler 33-32—65Chris Tidland 31-34—65Jason Schultz 32-33—65Brian Smock 36-30—66Greg Owen 34-32—66John Riegger 37-30—67Billy Horschel 32-35—67Bobby Gates 32-35—67Woody Austin 36-31—67Elliot Gealy 34-33—67Billy Hurley III 33-34—67Josh Broadaway 34-33—67Richard H. Lee 34-34—68JohnMallinger 33-35—68AlsoJonMills 39-32—71

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WEEK THREETonight’s game — All Times EasternCalgary atRegina, 9 p.m.Tomorrow’s gamesSt. Francis Xavier at Concordia, 1 p.m.SaintMary’s atMontreal, 1 p.m.Bishop’s atMountAllison, 1 p.m.McGill atAcadia, 1 p.m.Guelph at Toronto, 1 p.m.Wilfrid Laurier atQueen’s, 1 p.m.OttawaatWesternOntario, 1 p.m.York atWaterloo, 1 p.m.Saskatchewan atManitoba, 2 p.m.Alberta at British Columbia, 5 p.m.Laval at Sherbrooke, 7 p.m.McMaster atWindsor, 7 p.m.

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