5 Reasons Why Tees Maar Khan Would be the Perfect Indian politician

1. Tawaif ki lutti izzat ko bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai

Yes, even jail connot keep Tees Maar Khan locked. Following the time honoured tradition of Indian politicians, of not letting conviction get in the way of political ambition, Tees Maar Khan would fit right in.

2. Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNSRrsbWag)

Indian politicians attract money like magnet attracts iron. Somehow, they manage to built palaces while a large part of the country lives in shanties. Tees Maar Khan's appetite for money would help him here as well.

3. Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

Oral diarrhoea is a disease that affects our politicians regularly. From outrageous comments on women's rights to religion nothing escapes their verbal attack.With his stirring albeit outrageous dialogs, Tees Maar Khan would perfectly play the role of a grand orator building castles in the air.

4. Textbook se copy karta hua student ... aur tees maar khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan ... kabhi fail nahin ho sakta

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r2Z3lqpdvI)

The numerous scams are testimony to the devious planning ability of our politicians. Tees Maar Khan has already proven his worth here, by making an entire village accomplice to his crimes.

5. Chaand se dhoop ki umeed karna ... aur tees maar khan se imaandari ki ... dono bekaar hai

Finally, Tees Maar Khan’s dishonesty was never in question and neither is that of our politicians

Do let us know, what you think Tees Maar Khan's party should be called?