20 inspirational, learning & funny retirement quotes

20 inspirational, Funny & Learning Retirement Quotes

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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

— Workplace graffiti

Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous — don't be a burden on others.

— Ernie Zelinski

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

— Abe Lemons

Retire from Work, but not Life.— M.K. Soni

The concept of freedom is never truly realized until one settles into retirement mode.

— A. Major

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

— Jonathan Clements

Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end.

— how to retire happy, wild and free

Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.

— Abigail Charleson

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

— Harry Emerson Fosdick

I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!

— Unknown

I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.

— Harry Emerson Fosdick

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

— George Foreman

To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save more today.

— Suze Orman

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

— Dick Van Dyke

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it.

— Bernard Baruch

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

— Branch Rickey

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

— Malcolm Forbes

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home — forever."

— Gene Perret

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

— Ella Harris

Life begins at retirement.

— Unknown

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