all is not lost (but we need your help.)

All Is Not Lost(But we need your help.)

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1. Collect Underpants

2. ???

3. Profit

Startup Business101

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The World Is Changed.

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June 5th, 2013

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The World Is Changed.

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PRISM

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PRISM

MUSCULAR

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PRISM

MUSCULAR

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PRISM

MUSCULAR

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PRISM

MUSCULAR

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

If you sit around and let them get on top, you

Might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

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And that's not right.

If you sit around and let them get on top, you

Might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

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The World Is Changed.

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

“Fuck these guys.”https://t.co/iaXPzXPScW

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All is not lost.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what

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But we need your help.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what

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Privacy

“ our business.is none of yThat ”

is the freedom to say:

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Privacy our business.is y

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Privacy our business.is

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• Demand privacy features.• Demand security features.• Demand transparency.• Vote with your feet.

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• Demand privacy features.• Demand security features.• Demand transparency.• Vote with your feet.

We need your help.

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http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-05-16/

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Not everything that is measuredis important.

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Not everything that is measuredis important.

Not everything that is importantcan be measured.

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Not everything that is measuredis important.

Not everything that is importantcan be measured.

(Absence of Evidence ≠ Evidence of Absence)

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Crud!

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Crud!

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Crud!

Crud!

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Crud!

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Crud!

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Crud!

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We need your help.

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We need your help.

ProductWhen you build a new product/feature, talk to your

friendly neighborhood Security team.

peeps:

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We need your help.

ProductWhen you build a new product/feature, talk to your

friendly neighborhood

Security

team.

peeps:

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

We need your help.

When you build a new product/feature, talk tosome goddamn UX experts.

All y’alls:

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We need your help.

https://openitp.org/openitp/ux-sprint-for-security-privacy-tools.html

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This

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all.

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Other people are people, too.

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Other people are people, too.(And they probably mean well.)

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Do as DevOps Does:Build a security culture.

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Do as DevOps Does:Build a security culture.learning

http://www.slideshare.net/littleidea/there-is-no-talent-shortage-velocity-2013

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Build a learning culture.

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Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”• teach, and be taught

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”• teach, and be taught• branch out

Monday, January 20, 14

@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”• teach, and be taught• branch out• listen

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Knowledge is not a zero-sum game.

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Courage is contagious.

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

We need your help.

Monday, January 20, 14

@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Just because you find that life's not fair, it

Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.

If you always take it on the chin and wear it,

You might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

And that's not right.

And if it's not right, you have to put it right.

But nobody else is gonna put it right for me.

Nobody but me is gonna change my story.

Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty.

Monday, January 20, 14

@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

Just because you find that life's not fair, it

Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.

If you always take it on the chin and wear it,

You might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

And that's not right.

And if it's not right, you have to put it right.

But nobody else is gonna put it right for me.

Nobody but me is gonna change my story.

Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty.

Monday, January 20, 14