best album covers ever

Best Album

Covers Ever

That mean bastard John Bult – here we see him breaking another 16 year old’s heart!

Well, what can a hunky bearded, hard drinkin’, hard smokin’, cowboy hat (sorta) wearin’, guitar playin’, piano showin’ dude like John do? It’s his sensitivity that is so admirable though! What a guy! Don’t worry Julie, just be happy you ‘knew’ John Bult from the time your momma first left you with him backstage when you were 13.

Nothing odd here, naturally you would expect the elephants in your band to have hair like the Beatles…

I guess ‘John’ elephant and ‘Paul’ elephant were off doing interviews when they made this album cover!

What’s next? I would predict that Bertha and Tina stepped on Foster Edwards!

I just called the police!

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Poor Wayne,

I guess his face isn’t his ‘Best’.

Look even closer and you might find this was one of Wayne’s earliest recordings!

Seriously? You don’t really believe you need to read a comment for this one, do you?

Nice songlist!

Now, THAT is Now, THAT is Entertainment!Entertainment!

It just seemed

right that this

album cover would come

immediately after the previous one.

Dude! Slightly inappropriate moniker, no?

But…

You make up for it by wearing drivin’ gloves to spin the records on the turntables!

Btw; Did it hurt to get the ‘ZAP’ painted on those leather pants?

Hey Wally!

Your mum just left in a police car…

Judging from song #3 on your album, you won’t be caught completely by surprise on this one!

Wally,

forget mum,

have I got a girl for you!

Pretty…

Sure…

That’s a girl…

Now for something completely different…

again, seriously, what sort of comment should go here?

Definitely NOT what the pig was thinking!

The Minister’s code – always line up tallest to shortest!

Cody, you might have already had enough feelin’ for today!

You know what they say about that and blindness, oops, oh man, sorry about that dude!

It concerns me that after looking at this album cover, one of my only questions is…

‘Why is she holding her shoe like that?’

Doesn’t everyone enjoy a little taste?

Cool dudes, eh?

but…

Why the yellow wool hat on the guitar?

Sure… that’s really the only troubling aspect of this cover!

Well, I would understand if Jesus found this a difficult request!

I have faith that those hairdos will last an eternity!

I think it is the fact that the baby is so large and has a beard that makes this so…

Romantica!

You got to admit it…

Some guys just ‘got it’!

That is one lucky Country Church lady!

but which of these sweater-vest studs has his hand is on her shoulder anyway?

This might be the cast for the new TLC show called ‘Brother Husbands’!

You know what?

Rudy is definitely right on this one!

Hey, I got a great idea for our new album cover…

let’s take off our clothes and just, you know, kinda, uh, I don’t know, hug and stuff…

Pass the Jägermeister!

ORION

Hmm… not that mysterious or good looking so get some weird Mardi Gras mask on this creepy old guy with evangelist hair and dress him up in the same blue as the background, yeah, that’ll work!

SUPERSTAR!

Without being a complete jerk,

I do believe this to be a miracle!

well, I did say ‘complete’!

A Heino only a Mutter could Liebe

With special guest appearance by (Ein Geschenk furs ganze) Jahr (also known as Dieter from Sprockets)

For some reason the photographer uses the art of distraction in this cover…

It is really hard to stop wondering ‘why that chair?’ or ‘why that casual arm position with the prosthetic hand?’

Ken always laughs when his huge twin shows up at the photo shoots!

Do you think this was a concept or a typo?

Is this some sort of philosophical statement?

If they are dead then can they be considered friends?

Or is it that he only makes friends with dead people?

Fin