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A: THE TWELF
IF THEIR WERE 11 ELVES,AND ANOTHER ONE CAME
ALONG, WHAT WOULD HE BE?
Elf on the Shelf Lunch JokesA: WELFY!
WHAT DO YOU CALLA RICH ELF?
$A: A SLEIGH
SANTA RIDES IN A SLEIGH,WHAT DO ELVESRIDE IN?
A: AN ELFEVATOR
WHAT DO ELVESUSE TO GO
FROM FLOORTO FLOOR?
WHO LIVES ATTHE NORTH
POLE, MAKESTOYS AND
RIDES AROUNDIN A PUMPKIN?
A: CINDER-”ELF”-A!
NORTHPOLE
A: ELF-IS PRESLEY
WHAT ELFWAS THEBESTSINGER?
WHY DOESSANTA OWEEVERYTHING
TO THE ELVES?
A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!
A: SHORT BREAD
ELVES MAKESANDWICHES
ON WHICHTYPE OFBREAD?
A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!
Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 2 A: MINNESODA
WHAT DOSANTA’S ELVES
DRINK?
WHAT IS ANELF’S FAVORITECHRISTMASCAROL?
A: HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY, LITTLE CHRISTMAS.
WHAT KIND OFJOBS DO ELVES
HOLD WHENNOT AT SANTA’S
WORKSHOP?
A: SMALL BUSINESSES!
E
A: MINIATURE GOLF
WHAT IS ANELF’S FAVORITE
SPORT?
A: HE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY
WHENWILLAN ELFARRIVE?
WHY DO ELVESMAKE GOODLISTENERS?
A: THEY ARE ALL EARS
A: HE WANTED TO SLEEP LIKE A LOG!
WHY DID THE ELF PUT HISBED INTO THE FIREPLACE?
WHAT DO ELVES LEARNIN SCHOOL?
A: THE ELFA_BEST
Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 3 A: “SMALL WORLD, ISN’T IT?”
HOW DOELVESGREETEACHOTHER?
F
A: HE HAD A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
WHY DID THE ELFFLUNK OUT OFSCHOOL?
A: JINGLE BILLS!
$ $ $
WHAT KIND OF MONEYDO ELVES USE?
A: “WRAP” MUSIC!
WHAT KINDOF MUSICDO ELVESLIKE BEST?
A: THE ELFFACTORY NERVE
WHAT NERVE ISUSED TO
SENSE ELVES.
WHY DIDSANTA’S
HELPERSEE THE
DOCTOR?
A: BECAUSE HE HAD LOW “ELF” ESTEEMWHY DID THE ELVES
SPELL CHRISTMASN-O-E?
A: BECAUSE SANTA HAD SAID, “NO L!”
SPELLING
N O E
WHAT DIDTHE ELF SAY
WAS THEFIRST STEP
IN USING ACHRISTMASCOMPUTER?
A: “FIRST, YULE LOGon”!
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