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Golfing with Jean

Saturday, October 25th

2014

“The Jean Machine”

Saturday, October 25th

2014

Golfing with Jean

“Friends become our chosen family.”

Smile, let everyone know that today, you are a

lot stronger than you were yesterday!

"While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I also stepped on a rake."

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf

ball."

I like it when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.

"The reason a pro tells you to keep your head down is

so you can't see him laughing."

“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.”

“I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games.

If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.”

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while

they are still rolling.”

Love does not consist of gazing at

each other, but in looking together in

the same direction.

Golf – violating the rules of fashion for

300 years

To golf or not to golf? What a stupid question

SAY CHEESE!

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you

anyway…

What’s with the pants??

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

Where’s that pesky

wabbit?

“Golf – invented so beer drinkers didn’t have to stop drinking to play a sport”

For every wound, a balm.

For every sorrow, a cheer.

For every storm, a calm.

For every thirst, a beer!

I smile because you’re my family,

I laugh because there’s nothing I

can do about it.

Cheers to you and cheers to me…

The best of friends we’ll always be!

I fell in love with you because of a million tiny things you never knew you were doing

Remember - as far as anyone

knows, we're a nice normal family…

Family is not just an important thing.

It’s everything.

Family, we may not have it all together, but together we have it all

“When you’re right, you’re goddamn right…”- Jean Dessureault

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