relax, you've got - dirty franks hot dog palace

Ohioana $350

Topped with spicy corn relish (sweet corn, pickle relish & jalapeño blend), & a dash of celery salt

Maxwell St. Special $350

Sport peppers, grilled onion, & yellow mustard

Chicago $3Fresh tomatoes, diced onion, Vienna® Sport Peppers, relish, dill pickle, yellow mustard, & a dash of celery salt

Chili Dog $3Coney sauce (meat or veggie), fresh onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar

Beano $350

Vegan refried beans, diced tomatoes, fresh onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar

Old Faithful $350

Relish, onion, & mustard

Razzle Dazzle $350

Cream cheese (dairy or vegan), grilled peppers, & fresh onion

True Love Always $350

Cream cheese (dairy or vegan) & green olives

Timmow $350

Mild green chiles & cheddar

Zippity Zam $350

Sriracha cream cheese & roasted red peppers

Sriracha Slaw Dog $350

Sriracha slaw (coleslaw with a touch of sun-ripened chile garlic sauce), mustard, & fresh onion

Sauerkraut Dog $3Grilled sauerkraut, brown mustard, & fresh onion

The Real Man $350

Brown mustard, coney sauce (meat or veggie), sauerkraut, & onion

The Nicola $350

Tzatziki sauce & zesty Greek relish (fresh cucumber, tomato, & onion)

Amy’s Big Boston Dog $3Boston baked beans, fresh onion, & cheddar

Dog From Hell $350

Satanically spicy Giardiniera pepper mix & soothing cream cheese (dairy or vegan)

T-Dog $350

Sriracha mustard, roasted red peppers, bacon bits, & cheddar

The Classy Lady $3Cheese sauce & crushed potato chips

Fancy Pants $350

Whole gherkins (sweet pickles) & dijon mustard

Lara’s Pittsburgh Princess $350

Topped with slaw, fresh cut fries, & malt vinegar

Fire on the Rhine $350

Topped with our spicy-grilled Fire Kraut (sriracha, chile paste, garlic, & onion)

Puff the Magic Popper $3Cheddar cream cheese, jalapeño, & real bacon bits

The Original Onion $350

Chive cream cheese, topped with scallions & onion

West Virginia Slaw Dog $3 Coney sauce (meat or veggie) with creamy slaw & onion

Rockaway Beach $350 Sweet-hot cabbage & carrot mustard slaw

Columbus Crew Dog $350 Banana peppers, black olives, & sriracha cream cheese

Picnic Table $350 Baked beans, sweet-hot cabbage & carrot mustard slaw, relish, & chip crumbs

Cowgirl Carmen $3 Topped with meat coney sauce, cheddar, & crushed Fritos

Andrew Hi-Dog $3 Veggie version of our Cowgirl Carmen made with veggie coney sauce

Sarva's Tot-cho Dog $350 Tator tots, cheese sauce, jalapeño, & onion

Slappy Pappy's Super Sloppy $3 Bacon, coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, sour cream, topped with french fries

The Glenn Beck $250 Just a plain, old wiener

Your Wiener $350 Any dog topped with any 2 regular toppings listed below. All extra toppings— add 25¢___________ ___________ ___________ ___________

Pickle Relish

Corn Relish

Fresh Onion

Green Onion

Roma Tomatoes

Baby Gherkins

Sport Peppers

Jalapeños

Grilled Peppers

Roasted Red Peppers

Banana Peppers

Green Chiles

Giardiniera Mix

Sauerkraut

Fire Kraut

Refried Beans

Baked Beans

Sriracha Sauce

Sriracha Mustard

Brown Mustard

BBQ Sauce

Black Olives

Green Olives

Coney Sauce meat or veggie

Bacon Bits meat or veggie

Fritos

Cheddar

Cole Slaw

Sriracha Cream Cheese

Sour Cream

Cream Cheese dairy or vegan

Potato Chip Crumbs

___________premium

toppings —add 50¢

Beef Brisket

Mango Pickles

Kim Chee

Good Food Bakery Gluten Free Brownies Baked fresh —here in Columbus1 piece $175 * 2 pieces $3 1 piece & vanilla ice cream $4

Glad Annie’s Old World Baklava With Ohio honey & Amish butter1 piece $175 * 2 pieces $3 1 piece & vanilla ice cream $4

Funnel Fries $5Cinnamon & powdered sugar dusting

Johnson's Real Ice Cream $5 Three scoops of vanilla — from Bexley, OH!

Cincinnati 4-Way $6Spaghetti, coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, onion, a jalapeño, & a drizzle of Sriracha sauce for spice. make it a Cinci 5-Way by adding baked beans for 50¢

Chili Mac $6Our creamy, dreamy Mac & Cheese with a heaping helping of coney sauce (meat or veggie) swirled in, topped with onion

The Dirty Sancho $7Our famous Mac & Cheese blended with juicy beef brisket & corn salsa

Fried Leeks $350 Fresh Hand-Cut Fries $2 Add cheese sauce & bacon bits for $1 Add cheese sauce for 50¢

Tater Tots $2 Tater Tot-chos sub fries for free!

Alex style $350 Coney sauce (meat or veggie) & cheese sauce

Deluxe style $450 Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheese sauce, jalapeño, tomatoes, & onion

Onion Rings $3 Dirty Nachos $6Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheese sauce, corn salsa, tomatoes, & jalapeño

Corn Dogs $350 Two full-size pork & beef corn dogs, sriracha mustard, & cheese sauce

Sweet -or- Salty Pretzels 1 pretzel $2 * 3 pretzels $450

Includes sriracha mustard & cheese sauce for dipping!

The Octodog $450

A hot dog octopus over Mac & Cheese

Soup of the Moment $3Mostly vegetarian, sometimes vegan!

Mac & Cheese $3Vienna® Sport Pepper garnish

Broccoli $250

Choose steamed or with cheese sauce

Beanie-Weenie $350 Sliced beef OR veggie dog, mixed with baked beans, topped with cheddar & onion

Boston Baked Beans $250 Cheddar & onion on top!

Sriracha Slaw $2 Coleslaw & a touch of sun-ripened chile garlic sauce

parties of 6 or more are subject to one

check & 18% gratuity

The Sonoran $450

Bacon-wrapped dog with salsa verde, refried beans, tomatoes, cheddar, mayo, & chopped onion

The BLT Dog $450

Bacon-wrapped dog topped with bacon bits lettuce, tomato, & mayo

The Texas Tommy $450

Bacon-wrapped dog stuffed with cheese

The Doginator $6Bacon-wrapped dog topped with beef brisket, BBQ sauce, cheddar, & onion rings. Hasta la vista, hunger!

bacon-wrapped dogs

indicates top 10 Dogs no substitutions ! All extra toppings — add 25¢

Seoul Dog $4Korean Kim Chee (spicy pickled cabbage), mayo, & a sriracha drizzle

Hot Bollywood $4Spicy hot Indian mango chutney

Whoa Nellie! $4Pulled beef brisket & a drizzle of BBQ sauce

Brisket & Slaw Dog $4Beef brisket & creamy slaw

ALL Dogs get :Vienna® All-Beef - or - Veggie tofu dog

~ on a steamed poppyseed Bun Dogs come steamed~ can be ripped or charred at no extra cost

—DOG OPTIONS—Jumbo

All-Beef add 50¢

polish sausage Meat or Veggie add 75¢

Bratwurst Meat or Veggie add 75¢

Bacon-Wrapped All-Beef dog add 50¢

—BUN OPTIONS—romaine Lettuce Wrap

gluten-Free Bun add 50¢

gluten-Free Wrap add 50¢ —— —— —— —— —— —— ——

Relax, you've got options ~

can be made VegetAriAn (please specify)

can be made VegAn (please specify)

Brothers Drake Mead $6Seasonal flavors —ask your server!

Middle West Spirits $6OYO Whiskey & OYO Vodkas —Regular, Stone Fruit, & Honey Vanilla

Watershed Distillery $6Watershed Gin & Watershed Vodka

Ask your server for our current selection or see our yellow draught menus

Dirty FrAnk’s enCourAges Drinking DrAught! One keg lasts 30 years & is re-used 360 times, eliminating over 43 thousand bottles from our landfills!

Hudy 14k Cincinnati, OH

PBR 24oz

Blatz BeerBlack Label Beer

Avery Joe’s PilsnerTecate Cerveza

Brooklyn Brewery Seasonal

21st Amendment Seasonal

Guinness Irish StoutYoung’s Double Chocolate Stout

We prouDLy reCyCLe our gLAss & CAns

Non-alcoholic bevvies!

RC ColaDiet Coke

Dr. PepperDiet Dr. Pepper

7 Up Mountain Dew

Ginger Ale Red Pop

Orange SodaGrape Soda

Fruit PunchOrange

GatoradeCountry Time®

LemonadeOrganic

Iced Black TeaFresh brewed & organic

Coffee Fresh brewed by

$2 16oz - FREE REFILLS

Root BeerMake it a float with vanilla ice cream — add $3

Cherry Slush * Lime SlushVirgin Popsicle

Fruit punch & a rainbow twist popscicle!

$2 16oz - NO REFILLS

06/12

Hot Rod Slush Lime Slush, pineapple juice

& hot sauce. Spicy & sweet — just like our friend, Hot Rod.

Cowboy Curtis Cherry Slush & one of our sodas

above —choose your cowboy!

Caribbean Queen Cherry Slush, Lime Slush,

pineapple juice, & OJ

Amazing Larry Energy drink & Cherry Slush

Johnson's Real Ice Cream Float

Vanilla with your choice of one of the following —

Frostop Root Beer Red Pop

Orange Soda Grape Soda Lime Slush

Cherry Slush

$23 16oz - NO REFILLS $5 16oz - NO REFILLS

Buckaroo Banzai $3Whiskey & orange soda

Purple Pussy $5Tequila, sloe gin, & grape soda—

a full pint of mee-ow!

Dirty-sicle $550

Fruit vodka & fruit punch— with a rainbow-twist popscicle!

Kentucky Red Pop $6Bulleit Rye, root beer schnapps, & red pop

Peanut Butter Jelly Time! $5

Peanut-infused vodka & grape soda

Dude-a-Rita $6Three Olives Dude vodka,

sour mix, triple sec, & lime juice

Sarah Smile $5Orange vodka, lemonade,

& fruit punch

Ride the Lightning $6Citrus vodka, citrus rum, gin,

triple sec, 7up, & lemonade

Rick Astley $450

Sweet tea vodka & lemonade

Reign In Blood $6 Vodka, spicy bloody mary mix, hot sauce, Old Bay seasoning, garnished with Vienna® Sport

Peppers, olive, & lime. Sub spicy Sport Pepper vodka for $1

Smurf Blood $6Absolut Berri Açaí vodka, blue curaçao, & lemonade

Lance Romance $5Vodka, blood orange juice,

amaretto, & dash of Texas Pete!

Punch Out! $6Vodka, rum, tequila, triple sec, pineapple juice, & fruit punch

2 Tickets to Paradise $6Lime & Cherry Slush, Malibu rum,

citrus rum, & pineapple

Charlie Hustle $5Red Slush, energy drink,

& cherry vodka

Green Monster $6Lime Slush, tequila, pineapple juice,

& a splash of hot sauce

The Chris Sabo $5Cherry Slush & orange vodka — drink with your Rec Specs on!

Pick YOUR

POISON!add whiskey, rum, gin,

vodka, or tequila to

one the following:

Cherry Slush

Lime Slush

Frostop Root Beer

Columbus Brewing Company Pale Ale

Columbus, OH

Thirsty Dog Old Leghumper Robust

Porter Akron, OH

Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold

Cleveland, OH

Miller LiteOld Style Beer

Schlitz BeerAbita Purple Haze

Brooklyn Brown AleRogue Dead Guy Ale

Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout

Delirium Tremens

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FRANK’s~ $3 Bottle PicK o F t h e m o N t h ask your server!