the squeaky clean legacy, chapter three
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The Squeaky Clean Legacy By Professor Butters
Chapter Three—University Days
When we last le+ our Squeaky Clean legacy, six of the Goodytwoshoes kids-‐-‐Mor>mer, Abner, Daisie Mae, Abijah, Sam, and Hopeful, had been sent to University, leaving the seventh-‐-‐Hawkins-‐-‐at home. Let's review the Squeaky Clean rules, shall we? Only girls inherit. There is only marital WooHoo, and only Try For Baby. Non-‐heirs don't have it quite so tough, but they cannot fool around on the Legacy lot (or we'd have no pla>num Romance graves, would we?) And everything has to be cute. Painfully cute. (Check out the Legacy lot, which looks like Pepto-‐Bismol got spilled somewhere.)
Here's Mor>mer and Abner, the oldest two Goodytwoshoes kids, working out in the gym where their parents met. Mor>mer's even wearing the same sweats as his Dad. Hey, what's good enough for Mom and Dad is good enough for them.
Omigawwwd. Poor Sam. You grew up well, but into hideous clothes. And you're the one with nice points, too! We've got to get you some more decent clothing.
And Abijah's not much beWer. We'll definitely have to do something about that.
Sam: Thank you.
Me: It's nothing. I promised your Mom that we would get you married, you know.
While he was out, Sam bought a matching ou[it in a different color for Abijah. Hopefully their Doublemint cuteness will bowl over the chicks on campus, cause I am ge]ng them through college, marrying them off to sa>sfy their annoying mom's LTW, and then never playing them again. Shane just wants three kids to graduate, but nooo, Rosie has to have six married kids.
Sam: Yessir, we're as cute as an ice-‐cream sundae, ladies. Any takers?
Daisie Mae: And everyone in my family gets poWy-‐trained!
Oh, uh, wow. Really?
Here's Hopeful.
Hopeful: I'm a Pleasure Sim. How come you sent me to college?
Sim Goddess: Because I have to get you married. And besides, what, you wanted to stay home and be cannon fodder?
Hopeful spontaneously gets everyone doing the Smustle un>l they s>nk.
Uh-‐oh. This could be trouble. Abner and his brother Mor>mer both think the same girl is hot. And Abner's trying to date the other girl, too!
Vanessa Pedersen le+ her first date with Abner claiming that he failed to meet her needs. But I don't see how he could have met this need. There are some things that you have to do alone.
Mor>mer's Mom called him right in the middle of his first date. I kid you not. Hey, Rosie, I'm trying to get your kid married off-‐-‐don't be so overprotec>ve.
There's nothing like shared disgust to bring people closer together.
Shane, their Dad, keeps showing up spontaneously. Either he really misses them, or he's making a break from the house. Not surprising, considering that he's been up to his knees in diapers and po]es and liWerboxes for years, poor man. I was afraid when Rosie began da>ng him that he might be a problem, but he's been extra-‐nice and helpful all these years. I really regret that he's eventually going to have to die.
There he is, checking up on Mor>mer's new girlfriend. Is doing a good school cheer a marital qualifica>on?
Awww! Blue rings! They're both happy! And Mort didn't even have to leave the dorm to find his future wife, Edith Gast. (He's quite shy.) They're both knowledge sims, so they ought to get along well, even when Mor>mer. . . but excuse me, I'm ge]ng ahead of myself.
I think the parental supervision here verges on the creepy. If it isn't Rosie calling during Mor>mer's first date, it's Shane showing up and checking out Mort's young lady at the dorm, or "just happening" to be in the nightclub the evening Abner gets serious. You'll no>ce that Abner was not fooling around. Those liWle sparkly flowers are love po>on.
And the matchmaker sells the real deal-‐-‐she falls in love! Actually, love po>on doesn't work very well if the couple don't already know each other and aren't already aWracted. I've had Sims swig it like milk to no avail.
Even as he falls in love, Abner pauses to make fun of Mr. Big. What a mean guy! One nice point!
But he was falling in love. He and Vanessa are both Fortune Sims, so they will get along preWy well, too. His LTW is to have six pets reach the top of their careers-‐-‐-‐don't know if his parents' cats count.
Remington Harris falls for our heiress like a ton of bricks. . .
. . . but tries to play it cool. Let's face it, he was an easy target-‐-‐he's her best friend and he's known her since she was in diapers.
And they sing karaoke.
Now this is creepy. Now I know Shane is stalking his kids. Can you make him out, hiding behind the maitre d'? Shane and Rosie are the most overprotec>ve parents I've ever seen. Remington has the sense to keep his smooch thoughts to himself while Daisie Mae sneaks out, unno>ced.
Hopeful works on her charisma. . .very much needed if she's going to go on fi+y first dates, because she's a mean liWle cuss.
Hopeful hits the nightlife for the first >me at the Crypt O'Night Club. . .
. . . and who's there having cocktails? Right. It's Mom. Rosie, who hasn't le+ the house in the Sim equivalent of about twenty years and who's only been Downtown three >mes. This is not fooling anyone, guys.
Mor>mer: You do realize, of course, that Edith here is engaged to me?
For some reason, at least three of the Goodytwoshoes boys think Edith is really hot. In the case of Abijah, it seems to be mutual. I've actually changed his turn offs to include blonde hair, but it's not much use. . . I suspect they are aWracted to girls like-‐-‐shudder-‐-‐Mom. Ik.
It's a recurring theme, isn't it? Hey, Dad, I just got here! Go home!
Maybe Hopeful does need a liWle supervision. Didn't anybody tell her it's dangerous to make friends with vampires?
Hey, what's this guy doing in the girl's shower! Get out of there!
Oh. You just joined the secret society, Daisie Mae.
Daisie Mae: Can I finish my shower now?
Oh my goodness, Hopeful! Your mother would kill you if she saw your new clothes!
Hopeful: Hey, thanks!
It wasn't a compliment!
Hopeful celebrated finishing sophomore year by going on her first date. She was fixed up with Mr. Big, whom she can't marry if I plan to move her back home. But she doesn't care, since all she wants is fi+y first dates. Next!
Hopeful really gets life started as a Pleasure Sim. Two first dates down; only forty-‐eight more to go.
Mor>mer maxes out his logic points. Geekdom on parade.
Sam gets engaged to, um, I forget her name. Julie, that's right. A family sim, so she's not likely to bail at the last minute.
Abijah: Soooo, Karen, how'd you like to live life in the Sim Bin?
Abijah: Yeah! It was a surprise engagement to me, too!
I'm sorry to say that she said no, however, and Sam collapsed bleeding into his chili con carne.
Well, not exactly, but he was disappointed. . . and all out of love po>on.
And perhaps this is why. . . yet another Townie with a weird crush on the elderly cafeteria worker.
She changed her mind and went happily off sprou>ng blue rings while Abijah simultaneously fell in love and went off to bus tables. He's one of the hyper-‐>dy ones in the family-‐-‐ten neat points.
Meanwhile, Hopeful and Daisie Mae each moved out. Hopeful moved into a dorm next to Tri-‐Var, got a salon chair, and began giving free makeovers.
Hopeful: Aw, c'mon, Robin, what can it hurt? I can't make you look any worse!
Powder puff aWack!
Uh. . . it's. . . cheerful, don't you think?
Luckily we have a special free rate for free makeovers gone disastrously wrong.
It's all about product. Lots and lots of product!
See? I made you look like my mom! Doesn't everybody want to look like my mom?
I'm already bored with the first makeover I gave you, Amar. Let me make you over again.
Well, of course I'm interested in fashion! Duh!
Daisie Mae moved into her mom's old dorm, and Rosie's pal Dominic the Llama Guy danced on air with sheer delight. Why wouldn't he be delighted? He can't move in with one of my heiresses, but like Peter Pan, he'll never grow old. Meanwhile, Daisie Mae found 1) a fruit punch keg 2) an energizer with one bulb le+ 3) several disgus>ng dirty dishes, le+ over from when Mom lived there.
Uh, Daisie Mae? Not only does your own fiance have to work as your maid, you also have to make him clean up from your mom's gradua>on party?
"What? I pay him!"
Yes, but you don't >p him.
Hi, there, Mor>mer! Tell your sister I'm going to kill her for what she did to me, OK?
Wow! Are you the girl giving all those free makeovers? Can I have like, you know, a hat?
Hopeful: You sure came to the right place! Although I'm not sure what we're going to do about that nose . . .
I think this should draw aWen>on away from it nicely.
Mor>mer: No, lady, I just want to write my term paper. I don't want to do the chicken dance. . .
. . .and I certainly don't want to do anything involving handcuffs.
"Edith? Edith's a member of some Society with that thing in back of me? And we've been engaged for two years and I didn't know?"
Actually, Mor>mer got quietly into his blazer and went over to kiss Edith. No ques>ons asked. He's so sweet.
This guy in the mohawk Hopeful is with looks iden>cal to, but isn't the same guy as the other guy in the mohawk. Three dates down, forty-‐seven to go.
OK, Daisie Mae, it's >me you started dressing like the Goodytwoshoes heiress. And you know what that means. . .
"No! Not the crinoline skirt!"
Yes. Your mom had to wear the black and white one and cat's eye glasses: count your blessings.
(You can find it, along with a lot of other nice retro clothes, on allaboutstyle.com. The black and whites are on modthesims under Retroville.)
The life of an heiress. It's all about skilling.
And maxing your skills, in this case your logic skill. If you don't become a Mad Scien>st fast, it won't be my fault.
Poor Remington. Not only do you work as your fiance's maid, not only doesn't she >p you, plus which there is no WooHoo because she's the Squeaky Clean heiress; you get trapped in the girl's bathroom, have to be pulled out, and then walk through a plate-‐glass window. I do hope you're not ge]ng glitched.
With the ample funds from almost three years of 4.0s, Daisie Mae acquires a floral sta>on.
"You've been reading up about snapdragons, haven't you?"
"Start working."
And Daisie Mae gets her bronze talent badge in prac>cally no >me.
"These heels are killing me."
Keep working.
Abner went to the pet park in the middle of the night, in hopes of mee>ng a nice, cuddly wolf. Instead. . .there's Mom hanging around the restrooms at 4 am and thinking improper thoughts about Stephen Stotch-‐-‐
Who meanwhile decided to "admire" Abner.
"No way, buddy. No way, no how."
You could have been politer about it.
Being a member of the Landgrabb Society isn't all that great. They don't clean up a+er themselves and plug up the toilet. Mor>mer fixed it in no >me, but I think he was annoyed.
Abijah killing >me before an exam. He's got nothing to worry about-‐-‐and in fact, he pulled another A+. Abijah changed aspira>on a+er sophomore year and came out as a Fortune Sim like Abner. It suits him, actually. Mean liWle cuss. Most of my "nice" Goodytwoshoes are Cancers and most of my "nasty" ones are Scorpios, but at least the Scorpios are hard working, >dy, and they juggle.
Here's a biWer pill: on a date with Edith, Mor>mer kept rolling the want to WooHoo with Edith, first WooHoo with Edith. . .he must have read the fine print of my Squeaky Clean Legacy and discovered that non-‐heirs are ok to do WooHoo on community lots or on lots belonging to other Sims, because one of his fears was that Edith wouldn't agree to WooHoo in the photo booth. Then he asked her what she wanted and she said "WooHoo with Mor>mer."
I decided to let him wait >ll he was married and he's very cross now. And it didn't come out as a dream date either, poor thing.
There's nothing unusual in a cow mascot shocking an elderly caferia worker. The real shock is that it took him almost three years to get here and start causing trouble.
Hopeful says the whole point of being a sorority member is so you can invite them over and do makeovers.
BriWany Upsnot looks a liWle less snoWy.
Tiffany Sampson gets glamorized.
Here's Hopeful off for another ou>ng with Mr. Big. I don't know if the expression on her face is because she knows it will be a dull event with the usual suspects, or because she hates the new retro top I made her buy.
Oh, dear. Hopeful really doesn't know it's dangerous to get friendly with vampires.
I know this looks as though Count Jihoon is carrying her off, but it's really all Hopeful's idea.
Bad, bad Hopeful.
Count Jihoon's a bit of an innocent, really. Here Hopeful dosed herself up with love po>on before proposing, and she's just asked what he wants. And what he wants is to have a party, although he's clearly thinking about kissing her-‐-‐or something.
Bingo! Engaged! And Hopeful immediately calls the taxi, driving away seconds before Count Jihoon remembers to try to bite her.
I'm sure Rosie, Hopeful's mother, would think of bi>ng as something you wait for un>l you're married. And it's tricky to get through University as a vampire. So she'll be doing her partying during the day>me and calling Count Jihoon at night to chat-‐-‐and keeping her door locked.
Mor>mer gets a bronze talent badge. He and Sam are total math and science nerds, so this made him very happy.
Geeky Knowledge Sims skilling like mad: Mor>mer making robots, Sam behind him fooling around with the telescope, and Edith playing with the toy robot Mor>mer made and Sam repaired.
Mor>mer follows family tradi>on and his own habit of growing up when freshly off the toilet.
Mor>mer, the eldest born and first to graduate, kisses his mom.
Hawkins, the youngest brother, arrives and takes up his posi>on as placeholder in. . . riding boots and breeches? What on earth has he got in mind?
Evidently, he thinks he's something else-‐-‐and he seems to be another one of the family's spontaneous jugglers. This usually goes along with meanness and Hawkins is no excep>on.
Daisie Mae dreams of the Energizer, o+en with a red X through it. I'm sure she's >red of skilling and energizing, skilling and energizing, but hopefully it will pay off.
And she earns a >dy sum with her floral cra+ing sta>on, though the backwards simolean glyph looks ominous-‐-‐like nega>ve money.
Hopeful's working hard with her talent, too.
"Hey, I look like the Fonz!"
At last. Daisie Mae graduates wih honors and as a Knowledge Sim, gets a whopping aspira>on boost.
I just graduated summa cum laude in biology, Remington. I know what I'm doing.
Ah, parents. What they don't see. . .
. . .won't hurt them, right?
Daisie Mae has a nice pillow fight with her father. You can see the happy expression, especially in her eyes. Hope she enjoys it, because once she's back in the Legacy House, it's more working and skilling, all the >me.
This pose looks a lot cleaner-‐-‐or Squeaky Cleaner-‐-‐when Daisie Mae does it,but it's s>ll the kind of thing that aWracts stares.
Hopeful con>nues to work on her silver hairdressing badge, this >me on Castor Nova-‐-‐
And things don't go too well.
"You beWer fix this!"
Not an improvement, in my opinion.
Hopeful did a much nicer job on Daisie Mae. Daisie Mae won't wear makeup, but a new, so+er haircut seemed to go with her new clothing. Hopeful will be taking the salon chair back with her.
And Hopeful couldn't be bothered to have a gradua>on party-‐-‐she's exploding the dust off her feet and ge]n' outa there. That pink gooey liWle house back in Pleasantview won't know what hit it!
Stay tuned as the Squeaky Clean Legacy takes a drama>c turn!
Frighteningly adorable cat on the cover by Pusheen.
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