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July 8, 2020 Readers are Leaders. . . Volume 14, Issue 20
FREETAKE ONE
If you are age 7 - 107. . . Enjoy Your FREE Copy Of The Orange Peel Gazette
Amusing Stories • Jokes • Puzzles • TriviaCommunity Events and Coupons
Distribution on the 1st & 3rd Wednesday of each monthFor Advertising: Michelle Brokop (815)751-1286 Email: Info@OrangePeelGazetteKaneCo.com
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Relieved, I started to ring her up, until she interrupted me. "Can I have another pack? This one'sbeen opened."
Pass The Crayons and The Thigh Master!I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math
class that was learning about groups. In one exercise,pupils were asked to label a group of items accordingto their common characteristics. Pictured were onionrings, doughnuts, a bundt cake and ring cookies. Thecorrect answer would have been that all the items haveholes in the center.
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Fun With FoodMy friend, celebrating a special occasion, went to a
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The waiter removed her plate, but returned it a fewmoments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatlytied around its eyes.
•A bank robber held up a bank, “Give me all your money,” he said.
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Conditional Devotion?An older couple regularly attended church. The
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One day after church, the pastor couldn't resistgoing up to them to express his admiration. He said,"I find it so inspirational to see how deeply in loveyou are, even, after all these years, holding hands likethat."
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Our Spell CheckerSome reassurance for all of you that catch our typo’s
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh.
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Urges and Feelings A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little
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The PrescriptionBecause of an ear infection, Little Johnny, had to go to the
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Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it toLittle Johnny's mother. She tucked it into her purse without looking atit.
As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusualfood- drug interaction Little Johnny must have. Little Johnny's motherlooked puzzled until he showed her the label on the bottle. As per thedoctor's instructions, it read, "Do not take with broccoli."
A Recent Flight On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the
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Maybe He Is a Van GoghOne semester when my brother, Peter, attended the
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The art student approached the professor to ask whythe grade was so poor.
The teacher told him that the proportions in thepainting were incorrect.
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A Prayer For Moms and DadsNow I lay me down to sleep,
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I pray I find a little quietFar from the daily family riot
May I lie back--not have to thinkabout what they're stuffing down the sink,
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I pray for time all to myself(did something just fall off a shelf?)
To cuddle in my nice, soft bed(Oh no, another goldfish--dead!)
Some silent moments for goodness sake(Did I just hear a window break?)
And that I need not cook or clean--(well heck, I've got the right to dream)
Yes now I lay me down to sleep,I pray my wits about me keep,But as I look around I know--
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Signs and SymbolsThe following are actual signs seen across the U.S.A.
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Those SenatorsSenators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram
Fong of Hawaii sponsored a bill recommending themass ringing of church bells to welcome the arrival inHong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis Team after its tourof China.
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The Love BoatTwo friends are discussing the possibility of love.
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Supplemental Rules for Bowling We thought it might be nice to remind you of some
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1) If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes thearrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course,you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the"overs".
2) When your team is about 10 marks down in the8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule "First TeamThrough Bowling Wins the Game", and your team stillhas a chance.
3) After a member of the opposing team bowls 4strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 framesblindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/hershoelaces will be tied together for 2 frames.
4) When you leave the 10-pin and you know youcan't make the spare, but another member of your teamcan, invoke the "Designated Bowler" rule.
5) After you have 4 splits in one game, you maysay "Kings X" and take those 4 frames over. However,if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept it. Afterall, "Fair is Fair".
6) If your ball goes in the gutter and jumps backonto the lane, knocking dow pins, by golly, you getthem! That's much harder than to knock them down the conventional way. Good bowling should be recognized.
7) A ball should be declared dead when you bowl 3 games without a strike. It shall be the owners privilege to decide on the disposition of said dead ball- Burial at Sea, Dropped from an airplane over a livevolcano, or a simple burial in the city dump. For asmall fee, a league officer can be bribed to deliver ashort eulogy.
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