Another freakin’ Auto shape animation by Daniel Turkington

Pulling a Die Hard on the

Collectors…heavy risk…but the pri-

Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit

in here but here we go.

We need someone to

climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.

Any volunteers?Not you.

Thane, you have experience with

air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own

skin to do this mission.

Siha, I can see the double rainbow.

Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably

know nothing about technology.

Pffft, Kids these days...

Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this

mission is not for you.

Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys

would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.

Miranda, you’re too boring to do

this mission. Plus, your ass would

get caught in the vents.

Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.

Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit

in here but here we go.

We need someone to

climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.

Any volunteers?Not you.

Thane, you have experience with

air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own

skin to do this mission.

Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably

know nothing about technology.

Pffft, Kids these days...

Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this

mission is not for you.

Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys

would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.

Miranda, you’re to boring to do this mission.

Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.GOOOD I’M SO

MISUNDERSTOOD! I’M RUNNING AWAY

AFTER THIS MISSION!

Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit

in here but here we go.

We need someone to

climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.

Any volunteers?Not you.

Thane, you have experience with

air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own

skin to do this mission.

Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably

know nothing about technology.

Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this

mission is not for you.

Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys

would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.

Miranda, you’re to boring to do this mission.

Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.

Kasumi, knowing you you’ll

probably just vanish now with my credits and

the greybox and never come back.

Do you really not trust me at all?

Well I guess to an extent I might tr-

Well i’m not sure how we got everyone to fit

in here but here we go.

We need someone to

climb through the vents of the collector base like that scene from Die Hard.

Any volunteers?Not you.

Thane, you have experience with

air vents but I feel you might be too high on your own

skin to do this mission.

Samara, you’re hundreds of years old and probably

know nothing about technology.

Jack, being the sadistic person you are, this

mission is not for you.

Mordin, you’d get the job quickly but the keys

would be covered in red bull so you’re not the best choice.

Miranda, you’re to boring to do this mission.

Grunt, you’re too angsty and distracted.

Kasumi, knowing you you’ll

probably just vanish now with my credits and

the greybox and never come back.

Well I guess to an extent I might tr-Aw screw you.Zaeed, I will not risk my beloved

Waifu.

Tali, can’t risk it. We need your

poker-face skills to gain funding if

we leave Cerberus.

Garrus, you could get through

the vents but I doubt your

knowledge of Tech.

But they’ll never see me comin’!

And Legion?

Yes Shepard-Commander?

...

Sorry but you’re...you’re

just too awesome. Can I give you a

hug?Access denied.

Awww...Well there’s only one option left.