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1 AUTUMN MARCH 2014 EDITION McLaren Vale RSL Sub-branch Inc McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary McLaren Vale Legacy Widows Club ANZAC DAY DAWN SERVICE 25 APRIL 2014 AT 6:00 AM McLaren Vale Memorial Park Valley View Drive, McLaren Vale Visit our Website: www.mclarenvale.rslsa.org.au DISCLAIMER The material contained in this publication is in the nature of general comment only, and neither purports, nor is intended to be advice on a particular matter. Readers should not act or rely on any information contained in, or implied by this newsletter without taking appropriate professional advice relating to their circumstances. The publishers and authors expressly disclaim all and any liability to any person, whether a member of the McLaren Vale & District RSL Sub-branch Inc, McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary, or McLaren Vale Legacy Group or not, who acts or fails to act as a consequence of reliance upon whole or part of this publication. Views, opinions or claims expressed in any editorial, article, letter or advertisement are not necessarily the views held by the Executive and Committee of the McLaren Vale & District RSL Sub-branch Inc, McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary, or McLaren Vale Legacy Group, nor are they necessarily the views or opinions of the editors of The McLaren Vale Veteran.

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AUTUMN – MARCH 2014 EDITION

McLaren Vale RSL

Sub-branch Inc

McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary

McLaren Vale Legacy Widows Club

ANZAC DAY DAWN SERVICE 25 APRIL 2014 AT 6:00 AM

McLaren Vale Memorial Park

Valley View Drive, McLaren Vale

Visit our Website: www.mclarenvale.rslsa.org.au

DISCLAIMER

The material contained in this publication is in the nature of general comment only, and neither purports, nor is

intended to be advice on a particular matter. Readers should not act or rely on any information contained in, or

implied by this newsletter without taking appropriate professional advice relating to their circumstances. The

publishers and authors expressly disclaim all and any liability to any person, whether a member of the McLaren

Vale & District RSL Sub-branch Inc, McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary, or McLaren Vale Legacy Group or

not, who acts or fails to act as a consequence of reliance upon whole or part of this publication.

Views, opinions or claims expressed in any editorial, article, letter or advertisement are not necessarily the views

held by the Executive and Committee of the McLaren Vale & District RSL Sub-branch Inc, McLaren Vale RSL

Women’s Auxiliary, or McLaren Vale Legacy Group, nor are they necessarily the views or opinions of the editors

of The McLaren Vale Veteran.

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2 Aldersey Street

McLAREN VALE SA 5171

Clubrooms Phone: 8323 8124

PO Box 533

McLAREN VALE SA 5171

RSL Email: [email protected]

McLaren Vale & District RSL Sub-branch Inc President: Brian Flavel – Mobile: 0408 323 908

Vice President:

Secretary: John Gyepes JP – email [email protected], Home: 8323 8616, Mobile: 0419 829 166

Treasurer: Peter Sharp

Committee Members: Richard Darlington, Jim Veale-Seaman OAM, Geoffrey Roberts, Kevin Collins, Cliff Gibson

Public Officer: John Gyepes

Responsible Officer: Brian Flavel

McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary President: Bev Wilson – 8382 6280

Vice President: Debbie Moore

Secretary: Dorothy Gyepes – email [email protected], Home: 8323 8616, Mobile: 0439 829 166

Treasurer: Carol Collins

Committee Members: Gill Lindquist-Smith, Jenny Richards, Joyce McKean, June Hanley, Philippa Gamlin, Margaret Pasco, Anne Jennings, Julie Wilson, Marilyn Gibson, Heather Jessen, Lorraine Johns, Marie Bravery, Betty Edgar

Pension/Welfare: Officer:

McLaren Vale Legacy Widows Club

Secretary: Coralie Flavel

McLaren Vale Veteran Editors:

John Gyepes – Ph (H): 8323 8616 (M): 0419 829 166, Email: [email protected]

Allen Lyne – Ph (M): 0407 605 710 Email: [email protected]

OUR MISSION

To serve our members in the veteran, defence force and wider general community, war widows/widowers, and dependants through the provision of ongoing programs and activities addressing social interaction and the identification and development of posi tive lifestyle choices and to promote the Standing Policy and that of the National Constitution.

OUR OBJECTIVES

To maintain and improve the independence and quality of life of members of the veteran and wider community by developing and providing a range of sustainable projects, programs, and activities.

To address specific issues of socialisation, support of carers, health, well being, and lifestyle choices through empowerment and the provision of age and ability appropriate projects, programs, and activities.

To address the needs of disadvantaged individuals and families and special needs groups.

To provide a safe and comfortable venue where veterans and wider community members who share a common interest can meet and undertake activities in a social and friendly atmosphere.

To provide a venue that offers the opportunity for social interaction for those in the community whose age, attitudes, barriers, disabilities or personal circumstances prevent them from doing so in the wider community

To establish links with Ex-service Organisations and Community Organisations within the Southern Metropolitan and Fleurieu Peninsula Region; and to work in partnership with those organisations; to collaborate in projects/programs/activities; ensure access to professional and up to date information and technology, thereby enabling members to make the best and most informed choices for their health and well-being.

To raise the profile of veterans and increase the understanding of issues relevant to veterans amongst those living within the wider community.

To highlight and commemorate the service and sacrifice of our veteran community in wars, conflicts and peacekeeping operations.

MyAccount enables you to access a range of Department of Veterans' Affairs services online. To register call 133 254 (metro) or 1800 555 254 (regional) during business hours Monday to Friday.

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PPRREESSIIDDEENNTT’’SS RREEPPOORRTT

McLaren Vale RSL Sub-branch – Brian Flavel

Welcome to the first addition for 2014. I would like to thank Past President Brian McNamara and the past Committee for the fine job they did and all that they achieved in 2013.

This year the Men’s Shed has been very busy making dog’s beds (out of wine barrels), repairing the disabled toilet and much more. On the 4

th of April, the car park at the rear of the clubrooms is being bituminised in

time for ANZAC Day (this will probably have been done by the time you get this newsletter). We also have 3 new marquees which will be used during inclement weather providing additional shelter out the back of the clubrooms.

Des and Hazel Alsop have volunteered to assist with our Gunfire Breakfast on ANZAC morning. The computer classes are very well attended. We will connect onto the NBN in April; this should enhance our computer classes and assist our Treasurer Peter with high speed broadband.

I must thank our volunteers who assisted on the two ‘Clean Up’ Saturdays. It was a great response and the Club really appreciates the effort given. Wednesday lunches are still popular and greatly appreciated by those who attend. Bring a friend and come along. Thanks to our catering and bar staff volunteers. This also includes our waiters and Geoff for his jokes. We won’t be having a lunch on Wednesday 16 April as most of us will be at the Balaklava Veteran’s Race Day meeting. Thanks to Geoff Roberts for organising this first time trip to this event.

I extend an invitation to all of you and all your friends to attend our ANZAC Day Dawn Service which will commence at 6:00 am at the Memorial Park in the Gemmel Tassie Reserve. This will be followed by our Gunfire Breakfast at the clubrooms.

Unfortunately our Secretary John Gyepes will not be at our Dawn Service this year as he will be in Turkey. John was fortunate to be selected as one of the DVA team who will assist with the organisation and management of the Dawn Service at Gallipoli both in 2014 and 2015 (the 100

th anniversary).

Brian

McLaren Vale RSL Women’s Auxiliary - Bev Wilson

Greetings

Although we are nearly at the end of daylight savings, this is our first newsletter for 2014. The ladies prepared and served the monthly Friday night dinner in March and as it happened around St Patrick’s Day, it was a great theme to work with (lots of green). We had many good comments about the dinner that night. So we have asked that the recipes for the Beef and Guinness Casserole and the Colcannon are included in this copy of the newsletter

We also had our first Car Boot sale for the year on the 22nd

of March. Baking on the spot and serving yummy hot scones, jam and cream as well as a sausage sizzle kept our customers and store holders happy and full. Thanks to Roy Moore for cooking up all the snags and onions.

Next car Boot Sale will be around Sept/October. Date to be advised. Only $15.00 for your spot.

Unfortunately I was out of action for both of these events. Our ladies did a great job. A big thank you to all of you!

Cheers Bev.

McLaren Vale Legacy Club – Coralie Flavel

Hello everybody

We are well into the New Year. We had a trading table in January which was quite successful. This was followed by some very interesting speakers in February and March. Unfortunately our numbers are up and down due to sickness and other commitments but I look forward to seeing all of you at our next meeting. Until then, take care.

Kind regards – Coralie.

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MMEEAALLSS AATT TTHHEE RRSSLL

Come and join us for lunch and dinner. Lunches are every Wednesday starting at 12 noon.

Our monthly dinners are held on the second Friday of each month 6:00 pm for 6:30. Good food, good

company. Bookings are essential. Names on the board – or you can phone the clubrooms on 8323 8124.

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WWHHAATT’’SS HHAAPPPPEENNIINNGG??

APRIL

VETERANS RACE DAY AT BALAKLAVA - 16 APR 2014

Have you ever fancied a day at the races but were not able to get there or have someone to go with. Well here is your chance. We have booked a coach and it is leaving the McLaren Vale RSL clubrooms at 0845 am for a fun day at Balaklava. The race day is put on for veterans and their families but anyone is welcome. You can have a bet with the oncourse bookies or just park and enjoy the day with friends.

The cost is $50 which includes your bus trip, entry into the races and a BBQ lunch. Why not treat yourself to a day out and try something different. Contact Brain Flavel on 0408 323 908.

Regards Geoff Roberts

ANZAC DAY DAWN SERVICE – 25 April 2014 The Dawn Service will commence at 6:00 am on ANZAC Day at the McLaren Vale Memorial Park, Valley View Drive, McLaren Vale. A Gunfire Breakfast will be put on at the clubrooms after the service.

RREECCIIPPEE OOFF TTHHEE MMOONNTTHH

BEEF & GUINNESS CASSEROLE

INGREDIENTS:

400g beef, cut into 4 cm cubes 1 tablespoon wholemeal plain flour 2 tablespoons canola oil 2 brown onions, diced 2 carrots, peeled and thickly sliced 3 sticks celery, thickly sliced 2 tablespoons salt reduced tomato paste 1 X 440 ml can Guinness

2 cups salt reduced beef stock 1 bay leaf 5 cm sprig rosemary 5 cm sprig thyme 200g small button mushrooms 600g Chat potatoes, halved ¼ cup roughly chopped flat leaf parsley

METHOD:

Place the beef and flour in a bowl and season with pepper. Toss the beef through the flour, shaking off any excess. Heat 1 tablespoon of the oil in a heavy flameproof casserole dish over medium heat. Add the beef in batches and cook for 3 minutes or until browned. Remove and set aside.

Add the remaining oil to the casserole dish and cook the onion, carrot and celery for 5 minutes until they begin to soften. Stir in the tomato paste and cook for 1 minute.

Add the beef, Guinness, stock, bay leaf, rosemary and thyme. Bring to the boil, then reduce the heat and simmer, covered for 1 ½ hours, stirring occasionally. Add the mushrooms and potatoes and simmer, uncovered for a further 10-15 minutes. Stir in the parsley and serve with steamed green beans and broccolini. Suitable for a slow cooker.

Serves 4

COLCANNON

INGREDIENTS:

3 rashers middle bacon, rind removed, finely chopped 1 ½ cups shredded Savoy cabbage

800g Desiree potatoes, peeled and chopped ½ cup milk, warmed 50g butter, chopped

Finely chopped fresh chives to serve

METHOD:

Heat a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Cook bacon and cabbage for 5 minutes or until cabbage has wilted and bacon starts to crisp.

Meanwhile, cook potato in a large saucepan of boiling water for 10 minutes or until tender. Drain. Return to pan. Mash until almost smooth. Add bacon mixture, milk and butter. Season with salt and pepper. Stir to combine. Serve sprinkled with chives.

Serves 4

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The first testicular guard (“box”) was used in cricket in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974. It took man 100 years to realise that his brains were also an important part of his body.

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TTHHEE RRSSLL BBAADDGGEE

The badge is a symbol of a readiness at all times to render service to Crown and country, and to former comrades. It is a time-honoured emblem – one that has been worn with a deep sense of pride by the most revered in our land and one that glorifies all privileged to wear it. Neither wealth, nor influence, nor social standing can purchase the badge, which may be worn in honour only by those who have rendered service in the armed forces of the Crown or its allies.

Look upon your badge as an inspiration to good citizenship, cherishing it as a symbol of all that is best in our national life and living up to the high ideals on which the organisation is based.

TTHHEE BBAADDGGEE HHAASS EEVVOOLLVVEEDD AASS TTHHEE LLEEAAGGUUEE HHAASS EEVVOOLLVVEEDD;;

1915 to 1919, badges were state based Returned Soldiers Associations, in 1916 a national Returned Soldiers Association badge appeared and gradually replaced the state badges.

By 1919 the Returned Sailors and Soldiers Imperial League badge had evolved, after a reduction in size in 1922 it remained in use until 1941.

From 1941 until 1966 the Returned Sailors Soldiers and Airmen’s Imperial League badge was used until a change of name in 1966 when the Returned Services League badge was introduced; with a change of crown in 1971, the badge remained in use until 1990.

In 1990, the present Returned & Services League badge was introduced.

The Women’s Auxiliary badge has remained structurally unchanged since its inception in 1922, reflecting only the change of initials of the League.

The changes to name and badge since 1916 reflect the nature of the League and its ability to adapt to reflect stabilised changes about it.

In 1923, the 8th National Congress of the League, adopted the Motto “The Price of Liberty is Eternal Vigilance“. The motto and its significance is clearly reflected in League policies on National Defence and support for the Australian Defence Force.

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AGEING: WHAT TO EXPECT

As we’re all getting older, do you wonder what getting older means, what can you expect will happen to you as you get old, and what you can do about it.

You know that aging will likely cause you to develop wrinkles and grey hair. But do you know how the aging process will affect your teeth, heart and sexuality? And what you can do to promote good health at any age.

YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM.

What's happening. As you age, your heart rate becomes slightly slower and your heart might become bigger. Your blood vessels and your arteries also become stiffer, causing your heart to work harder to pump blood through them. This can lead to high blood pressure (hypertension) and other cardiovascular problems.

What you can do. Include physical activity in your daily routine. Try walking, swimming or other activities you enjoy. Regular moderate physical activity can help you maintain a healthy weight, lower blood pressure and lessen the extent of arterial stiffening.

Eat a healthy diet. Choose vegetables, fruits, whole grains, high-fibre foods and lean sources of protein, such as fish. Limit foods high in saturated fat and sodium. A healthy diet can help you keep your heart and arteries healthy.

Don't smoke. Smoking contributes to the hardening of your arteries and increases your blood pressure and heart rate. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, ask your doctor to help you quit.

Manage stress. Stress can take a toll on your heart. Take steps to reduce stress — or learn to deal with stress in healthy ways.

YOUR BONES, JOINTS AND MUSCLES.

What's happening. With age, bones tend to shrink in size and density — which weakens them and makes them more susceptible to fracture. You might even become a bit shorter. Muscles generally lose strength and flexibility, and you might become less coordinated or have trouble balancing.

What you can do. Get adequate amounts of calcium. Dietary sources of calcium include dairy products, almonds, broccoli, canned salmon with bones, sardines and soy products, such as tofu. If you find it difficult to get enough calcium from your diet, ask your doctor about calcium supplements.

Get adequate amounts of vitamin D. Although many people get adequate amounts of vitamin D from sunlight, this might not be a good source for everyone. Other sources of vitamin D include oily fish, such as tuna and sardines, egg yolks, fortified milk, and vitamin D supplements.

Include physical activity in your daily routine. Weight-bearing exercises, such as walking, jogging, tennis and climbing stairs, and strength training can help you build strong bones and slow bone loss.

Avoid substance abuse. Avoid smoking and don't drink more than two alcoholic drinks a day.

YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM

What's happening. Constipation is more common in older adults. Many factors can contribute to constipation, including a low-fibre diet, not drinking enough fluids and lack of exercise. Medications — such as diuretics and iron supplements — and certain medical conditions — such as diabetes and irritable bowel syndrome — also might contribute to constipation.

What you can do. Eat a healthy diet. Make sure your diet includes high-fibre foods, such as fruits, vegetables and whole grains. Limit meats that are high in fat, dairy products and sweets, which might cause constipation. Drink plenty of water and other fluids.

Include physical activity in your daily routine. Regular physical activity can help prevent constipation and is important for your overall health.

Don't ignore the urge to have a bowel movement. Holding in a bowel movement for too long can cause constipation.

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YOUR BLADDER AND URINARY TRACT.

What's happening. Loss of bladder control (urinary incontinence) is common with aging. Medical conditions, such as diabetes, might contribute to incontinence — as can menopause, for women, and an enlarged prostate, for men.

What you can do. Go to the toilet regularly. Consider urinating on a regular schedule, such as every hour. Slowly, extend the amount of time between your toilet trips.

Maintain a healthy weight. If you're overweight, lose excess kilos.

Don't smoke. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, ask your doctor to help you quit.

Do Kegel exercises. Tighten your pelvic floor muscles, hold the contraction for five seconds, and then relax for five seconds. Try it four or five times in a row. Work up to keeping the muscles contracted for 10 seconds at a time, relaxing for 10 seconds between contractions.

YOUR MEMORY.

What's happening. Memory tends to becomes less efficient with age. It might take longer to learn new things or remember familiar words or names.

What you can do. Eat a healthy diet. A heart healthy diet might benefit your brain. Focus on fruits, vegetables and whole grains. Choose low-fat protein sources, such as fish, lean meat and skinless poultry. What you drink counts, too. Too much alcohol can lead to confusion and memory loss.

Include physical activity in your daily routine. Physical activity increases blood flow to your whole body, including your brain. This might help keep your memory sharp.

Stay mentally active. Mentally stimulating activities help keep your brain in shape — and might keep memory loss at bay. Do crossword puzzles. Take up a hobby.

Be social. Social interaction helps ward off depression and stress, which can contribute to memory loss. Look for opportunities to get together with loved ones, friends and others. If you're concerned about memory loss, consult your doctor.

YOUR SIGHT AND HEARING

What's happening. With age, you might have difficulty focusing on objects that are close up. You might become more sensitive to glare and have trouble adapting to different levels of light. Aging also can affect your eye's lens, causing clouded vision (cataracts). Your hearing also might dim. You might have difficulty hearing high frequencies or following a conversation in a crowded room.

What you can do. Schedule regular checkups. Follow your doctor's advice about glasses, contact lenses, hearing aids and other corrective devices.

Take precautions. Wear sunglasses or a wide-brimmed hat when you're outdoors, and use earplugs when you're around loud machinery or other loud noises.

YOUR TEETH

What's happening. Your gums might pull back (recede) from your teeth. Certain medications, such as those that treat allergies, asthma, high blood pressure and high cholesterol, can also cause dry mouth. As a result, your teeth and gums might become slightly more vulnerable to decay and infection.

What you can do. Brush and floss. Brush your teeth twice a day and clean between your teeth — using regular dental floss or an interdental cleaner — once a day.

Schedule regular check-ups. Visit your dentist or dental hygienist for regular dental check-ups.

YOUR SKIN

What's happening. With age, your skin thins and becomes less elastic and more fragile. You might notice that you bruise more easily. Decreased production of natural oils might make your skin drier. Wrinkles, age spots and small growths called skin tags are more common.

What you can do. Be gentle. Bathe in warm — not hot — water. Use mild soap and moisturizer.

Take precautions. When you're outdoors, use sunscreen and wear protective clothing. Check your skin regularly and report changes to your doctor.

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Don't smoke. If you smoke or use other tobacco products, ask your doctor to help you quit. Smoking contributes to skin damage, such as wrinkling.

YOUR WEIGHT

What's happening. Maintaining a healthy weight is more difficult as you get older. As you get older, your muscle mass decreases and body fat takes its place. Since fat tissue burns fewer calories than does muscle, you need fewer calories to maintain your current weight.

What you can do. Include physical activity in your daily routine. Regular moderate physical activity can help you maintain a healthy weight.

Eat a healthy diet. Choose vegetables, fruits, whole grains, high-fibre foods and lean sources of protein, such as fish. Limit sugar and foods high in saturated fat.

Watch your portion sizes. You might not need as many calories as you used to.

YOUR SEXUALITY

What's happening. With age, sexual needs, patterns and performance might change. Illness or medication might affect your ability to enjoy sex. For women, vaginal dryness can make sex uncomfortable. For men, impotence might become a concern. It might take longer to get an erection, and erections might not be as firm as they used to be.

What you can do. Share your needs and concerns with your partner. You might experiment with different positions or sexual activities.

Talk to your doctor. He or she might offer specific treatment suggestions — such as estrogen cream for vaginal dryness or oral medication for erectile dysfunction.

Remember, it's never too late to adopt a healthy lifestyle.

You can't stop the aging process, but you might be able to minimize its impact by making healthy choices.

VVAALLEE LEST WE FORGET

Alfred John Blight

23 Jan 14

TRIANGULAR LEST WE FORGET COIN

The Royal Australian Mint in Canberra hopes a new Anzac Centenary Coin Collection will act as a tangible tribute to those who have served and sacrificed for Australia in all its conflicts.

The coins will be released at intervals throughout the centenary period of World War I, marking significant events and dates from Australia's military history.

The first coin struck in the series is triangular in shape and features a sun setting over the rolling hills of the Western Front, with a poppy in the foreground.

It is the second triangular coin in the Mint's history. The institution released a similar coin in 2013 to mark the 25th anniversary of the opening of the new Australian Parliament House in Canberra.

Only 10,000 Lest We Forget coins will be available from the Mint and they are expected to be quickly snapped up by collectors.

The collectable coin has a face value of $5 and retails for $85.

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It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles

that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

TAPPING THE WIFE

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess - I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can't live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man's anguish vented as anger and he grabbed his wife by the arm and violently dragged her from the bedroom, down the stairs to the front door.

All the time he was screaming abuse at her for being an 'unfaithful slut'. He threw her out screaming that his lawyer will be in touch.

As he slammed the door shut, he received another message reading:

"Damn autocorrect! I meant wifi, not wife."

A man had two of the best tickets for the first Show Down at the new Adelaide Oval the other day. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would book a seat like this for the first Show Down, the biggest sporting event of the year in Adelaide, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with

me, but she passed away. This is the first Show Down we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head...

"No...no, they're all at the funeral."

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times said: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all. Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."

Makes you feel bloody proud to be Australian!

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HISTORIC CHANGE AT LEGACY

Since its inception in South Australia in 1928, Legacy has been providing support to families of fallen war veterans.

‘‘TThhee oorrggaanniissaattiioonn wwaass eessttaabblliisshheedd bbyy ssuurrvviivviinngg WWWWII vveetteerraannss ttoo hheellpp tthhee

ffaammiilliieess ooff tthheeiirr ffaalllleenn mmaatteess’’, said Legacy SA President, Keith Bleechmore. ‘‘TTooddaayy ((2211 MMaarrcchh 22001144)) wwee ccoonnttiinnuuee ttoo ddoo tthhiiss,, aanndd aalloonngg tthhee wwaayy wwee

iinncclluuddeedd ffaammiilliieess ooff vveetteerraannss wwhhoo ssuurrvviivveedd tthhee aaccttuuaall ccoonnfflliicctt,, bbuutt wwhhoo ddiieedd

ssuubbsseeqquueenntt ttoo tthheeiirr sseerrvviiccee..’’

Reflecting contemporary values, today Legacy also provides support to families of veterans who have survived the battlefield but suffer from mental injuries like PTSD.

And as a mark of the continuing evolution of the iconic charity, Legacy announced today that it will embrace the families of currently serving ADF men and women who might die, or become incapacitated, while serving, regardless of whether they have had operational service overseas or not. Each year between 30 and 50 service men/women die while in service through accidents, or by natural causes.

Incapacitation is defined as a condition that renders an individual unable to reasonably care for their family.

WWee ffeeeell ssttrroonnggllyy tthhaatt nnoott oonnllyy ddooeess aa sseerrvviiccee mmaann oorr wwoommaann sseerrvvee tthheeiirr ccoouunnttrryy bbyy jjooiinniinngg tthhee AADDFF,, bbuutt ssoo

ttoooo,, ddoo tthheeiirr ffaammiilliieess.. TThhee ccoonnssttaanntt sshhiiffttiinngg,, aanndd rraaiissiinngg ooff yyoouunngg oonneess aalloonnee wwhhiillee tthheeiirr sseerrvviinngg ppaarrttnneerr iiss

aawwaayy oonn dduuttyy,, iissnn’’tt eeaassyy ffoorr mmiilliittaarryy ffaammiilliieess.. WWee oowwee tthheemm aallll aa ddeebbtt ooff ggrraattiittuuddee,, aanndd tthhiiss cchhaannggee rreefflleeccttss

tthhaatt..’’ ssaaiidd MMrr BBlleeeecchhmmoorree..

SANDY - THE ONLY HORSE TO RETURN FROM THE FIRST WORLD WAR.

In the First World War 136,000 “Walers” (the general name applied to Australian horses abroad) were sent overseas for use by the Australian Imperial Force and the British and Indian governments.

Only one horse from the 136,000 made it back to Australia. Sandy belonged to Major General Sir William Bridges, who was killed at Gallipoli. He was one of 6,100 horses who had embarked for Gallipoli. However, very few of the animals were put ashore, as Lieutenant General Sir William Birdwood decided there was not room or requirement on ANZAC Cove. On 5 May Birdwood sought approval to send the horses back to Alexandria.

From 1 August 1915 Sandy was in the care of Captain Leslie Whitfield, an Australian Army Veterinary Corps officer in Egypt. Sandy remained in Egypt until he and Whitfield were transferred to France during March 1916.

In October 1917 Senator George Pearce, Minister for Defence, called for Sandy to be returned to Australia for pasture at Duntroon. In May 1918 the horse was sent from the Australian Veterinary Hospital at Calais to the Remount Depot at Swaythling in England. He was accompanied by Private Archibald Jordon, who had been at the hospital since April 1917 and classed as permanently unfit for further active service.

After three months of veterinary observation, Sandy was declared free of disease. In September 1918 he was boarded on the freighter Booral, sailing from Liverpool and arriving in Melbourne in November. Sandy was turned out to graze at the Central Remount Depot at Maribyrnong. Sandy saw out the rest of his days at the Remount Depot. Although he was originally intended to go to Duntroon, his increasing blindness and debility prompted the decision to have him put down, “as a humane action”, in May 1923. His head and neck were mounted and became part of the Memorial's collection. Sandy was displayed for many years, although is currently not on exhibition owing to deterioration through age.

Source Chris Coulthard-Clark, “One came home” Wartime: official magazine on the Australian War Memorial 19 (2002): 37–39

Unreal!!!

This is an answer given by Sol Trujillo, who used to be the boss of Telstra, to a question asked of him at a Telstra Investor Day back in November 2008.

“In terms of where we focus our efforts in relation to solutions consistent with my presentation, the good news in terms of opportunity is that we are still quite under-penetrated in data take-up, so it is very low single digits in terms of data attach rates, and even the adoption of smart phones is really at the beginning of an adoption curve.”

Anyone got any idea what that means?

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The next of kin of soldiers, sailors and nurses who died while serving in the AIF and RAN during the First World War were presented with a Memorial Scroll, and later a Remembrance Plaque, a ‘Dead Man’s Penny’, ‘as a solace for bereavement and as a memento’.

The Dead Man’s Penny is a bronze medallion (about 5 inches [120 mm] in diameter) featuring an image of Lady Britannia surrounded by two dolphins (representing Britain’s sea power) and a lion (representing Britain) standing over a defeated eagle (symbolising Germany). Around the outer edge of the medallion are the words ‘He died for freedom and honour’. Next to Lady Britannia is the deceased soldier’s name, with no rank provided to show equality in their sacrifice. The Dead Man’s Penny was accompanied by a letter from King George V, stating ‘I join with my grateful people in sending you this memorial of a brave life given for others in the Great War’.

The first plaques were distributed in Australia in 1922.

MEMORIAL SCROLL MESSAGE FROM THE KING

JOHN GEORGE OAM TROPHY Presentation of the John George OAM Coxswains Award to Leading Seaman Charles Rundle by Mrs Leone George at the TS Noarlunga Presentation Night on the 13

th of December 2013.

This award is chosen by the Coxswain for the Cadet that has shown maturity, leadership and role model qualities, the cadet has ‘stepped up’ to the mark. One who has excellent dress and manner, works hard for promotion, shows initiative, can work independently and as a team member.

Congratulations to Leading Seaman Charles Rundle and runner up Leading Seaman Logan Myers

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS

2014

APRIL

02 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

04 100 Club Draw. Clubrooms open at 6:00 pm. Light Supper & bar open. Draw at 7:00 pm

09 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

11 RSL Monthly Friday Dinner. Start 6:00 pm

16 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm.

23 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm.

24 ANZAC Appeal (Badge Day at McLaren Vale and Seaford Shopping Centres)

25 ANZAC Day. Dawn Service starts at 6:00 am, followed by Gunfire Breakfast at the clubrooms

25 RSL & Women’s Aux General Meeting. CANCELLED FOR APRIL

28 Legacy Widows Meeting. Start 10:00 am

MAY

02 100 Club Draw. Clubrooms open at 6:00 pm. Light Supper & bar open. Draw at 7:00 pm

07 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

09 RSL Monthly Friday Dinner. Start 6:00 pm

14 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

21 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

23 100 Club Draw. Clubrooms open at 6:00 pm. Light Supper & bar open. Draw at 7:00 pm

26 Legacy Widows Meeting. Start 10:00 am

28 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

28 RSL Committee Meeting. Start 7:00 pm

30 RSL & Women’s Aux General Meeting. Start 7:00 pm. Sausage Sizzle at 6:00 pm

JUNE

04 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

06 100 Club Draw. Clubrooms open at 6:00 pm. Light Supper & bar open. Draw at 7:00 pm

11 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

13 RSL Monthly Friday Dinner. Start 6:00 pm

18 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

20 100 Club Draw. Clubrooms open at 6:00 pm. Light Supper & bar open. Draw at 7:00 pm

23 Legacy Widows Meeting. Start 10:00 am

25 Wednesday Weekly Lunch. Start 12:30 pm

25 RSL Committee Meeting. Start 7:00 pm

27 RSL & Women’s Aux General Meeting. Start 7:00 pm. Sausage Sizzle at 6:00 pm

BASTILLE DAY DINNER The Women’s Auxiliary will be catering for the monthly dinner in July. Bastille Day falls on the 14th of July so that will be our theme. For those of you lacking in French history, Bastille Day is the beginning of the French Revolution with the Storming of the Bastille on the 14 July 1789. The Bastille is a medieval fortress and prison in Paris. The planned menu will be French Onion Soup, Coq au VIn, and Profiteroles.

BON APPETIT!