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Arbiter, April 21Students of Boise State University

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N,~er criticizes corporatlzationCalls !qr;return .to" adva~tage of it."

• •. r,::C. ••• . He donated a book on civicCIVIC responslbllzty . involvement to the Albertsons. Library for interested students.

By Jessica Adams Nader's career providesThe Arbiter numerous examples of howworking outside the system can

be effective. . .Nader believes a higher level

of civic knowledge would equipcitizens with the tools needed toexercise their rights.

He said people's anger isoften misdirected, perhaps sim-ply because they don't knowwhere to direct it. .

"Do you get upset whenCongress gives up its right todeclare war? Or do you getangry when the clerk short-changes you?"

A long-time critic ofthe cor-poratization of industry andgovernment policy, Nader isalso critical of media conglom-erates. He said concentration of .media ownership is not icon-ducive to well-rounded, analyti-cal news media. '

Nader criticized the press for'their lack of coverage of hiscampaign and also for failing toanalyze the issues. i

"You couldn't get on thenews now unless you produceda tornado, something flashy."

Nader attributes widespreadcitizen apathy to the media'swillingness to be bribed to notreport scandals.

"The media must get toughon Bush, there are over: 100chemical installations in thecountry that would injure thou-sands if provoked." .

"Bush's tax cut is inappro-priate, but Bush is an idealist,he doesn't let facts stand in theway."

In retrospect, Nader said. theonly thing he would have donedifferently in the 2000 cam-paign is winning. He said Sept.II wouldn't have gone downthe way it did. Instead of declar-ing war, Nader would havetreated Sept. 11 as a criminal actsubject to international law.

More information aboutPIRG's can be found on theweb at www.uspirg.org. Otherwebsites of interest include:www.essentlet.ors andwww.citizenworks.org." --------------------------

You'Dnever haVe to worry about any major candidates visiting Idaho. Why would they? You're a corporate Republican pJantaUOn.- Ralph Nader , ,

Hoover announces resignation fromU of I

Without ever holding publicoffice, Ralph Nader has used hisconsiderable talents as an orga-nizer, activist, legal analyst andpamphleteer to rally publicopinion to push through dozensof reforms in business, govern-ment and various professions.As Green Party candidate in the2000 presidential election,Nader and his campaign gar-nered 2.7 percent of the popularvote on a write-in ballot, mark-ing the highest write-in turnoutin a presidential election in thenation's history.

At 69, Nader, whose lifetimeof activism has brought abouttangible results in governmentand industry, said he doesn'tplan to retire any time soon.

Nader said it's too soon todecide whether to run for presi-dent again, but he did label thecurrent state of the DemocraticParty as "decrepit."

Nader said not to expectpresidential candidates to cam-paign in Idaho anytime soon,since Idaho has nothing to offerDemocrats and Republicans cantake the state for granted.

"You'll never have to worryabout any major candidates vis-iting Idaho. Why would they?You're a corporate Republicanplantation. You don't have toworry about any major two-party debate."

Nader said Democrats didn'tget the message he wanted tosend by campaigning on a pro-gressive platform. He hoped hiscampaign would signalDemocrats to distinguish them-selves from Republicans by thenext election.

"If you can't beat theextreme wing of Republicans,then you really are in poorshape."

Of this year's primaries,Nader said Democratic con-tenders are conventional and

. tongue-tied. , '"It's up to/the Democrats to

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By Jessie BonnerThe ArgonautUniversity of Idaho ----

Ul President Bob Hooverannounced Wednesday he willbe resigning effective June 30 ina university-wide announce-ment sent to students and facul-ty.

Hoover said his decision wasprompted by the current budgetproblems facing the universityand the controversy surroundingloans he authorized without theknowledge of the State Board ofEducation, .

"The university is facing sig-nificant financial challen~es,which are made worse by diffi-culties surroundin~ the financ-ing of the University Place pro-

. ject in Boise," Hoover said ..Following through with an

earlier statement, Hoover saidhe would take full responsibility .for any inconsistencies found in'the management of the loans.

"It is clear that I did not pur-sue my oversight of this projectaggressively enough," Hooversaid.

The university and UlFoundation released a financialreview of the loaDs the dayHoover issued his resignation.

"It would have been veryawkward for him to resign andtwo or three days later releasethe report," Acting President

.See Education page 2

"When the state failsto step up to theirresponsibility toeducate its citizens.it has got to comefrom ·somewhere. "

-Peg Blake.BSU vice president of student affairs

State Board ofEduc.ation raisesstudent feesBy Jason KauffmanThe Arbiter -"------

Photo by Jeremy Branstad, The Arbiter

Ralph Nader presents his views on corporate control of America at his speech before afull auditorium on Wednesday the sixteenth.

By a margin of fiv~ to three.the Idaho State board ofEducation voted Thursday toapprove proposed student feeincreases at each of the fourmajor institutions of higherlearning in Idaho.

At 8.9 percent, Boise State'sstudent fee increase will be thesmallest among the four insti-tutions.

Also on Thursday, the IdahoLegislature voted to approve aone-cent sales tax increase.

With the outcome of thestate's budget process still inlimbo because of the record-breaking length of the 2003legislative session, board mem-bers expressed cautious sup-port for the proposed feeincreases.

According to AllisonMcClintick, public informationofficer for the State Board ofEducation, board memberswere frustrated that they werebeing called upon to set feeswithout knowing the state'sbudget. .

McClintick ---said boardmembers were faced with adilemma over what they char-acterizedas a "lose-lose" situa-tion.

"One board member asked,where is the line that says weincrease fees to the point thatwe eliminate some-that can nolonger pay the fees. Or where isthe line that if we don'tincrease the fees we end upeliminating classes,"McClintick said.

, According to McClintick,board president Blake Hallbelieves the lack of state fund-ing is forcing students to shoul-der the financial burden.

sivcs." In his speech titled, "TheNader, whose career pro- Corporatization of America,"

vides numerous examples of Nader urged the audience tohow working outside the system reject consumerism as a way ofcan be effective, urged students life and to instead develop ato work outside their institu- sense of civic duty. He said thattions to effect change within by developing what he calls a

.them. '''civic personality," citizensNader visited Boise State could begin to reverse the trend

Wednesday carrying a message toward complacency caused byfor students to start organizing consumer culture in America.at the grassroots level to effect Thousands of students arechange in their university, gov- already active in Public Interestemment and other institutions. Research Groups (PIRG's) in

22 states in the nation. Idaho isnot on the list yet.

Additionally, Nader advocat-ed for the establishment of civiceducation courses at the univer-sity level. .

A supporter of liberal artseducation, Nader urged studentsto .take advantage of learningthe history of social justice, notjust vocational skills.

"A civic personality, that'swhat .'3 liberal arts educationwill do for you if you take

A UI financial emergencycommittee, composed of facul-ty, staff and student representa-tives, has been called into ses-sion and officials are looking forways to deal with the $5 millionshortfall that is expected fromthe financial problems sur-rounding the loans.

In his resignation announce-ment, Hoover restated his sup-port of Pitcher who has beenserving as acting president sinceMarch I.

"I have full confidence inBrian's ability to carefully andthoughtfully lead the institutionthrough the transition," Hooversaid.

Pitcher will serve as actingpresident until the end of theacademic year and said he is

.anxious to help the university. get through this transition in anyway he can. .

Pitcher said he anticipatesthe State Board of Educationwill be looking to fill Hoover'sposition with interim candidatesnext year' until a new presidentis appointed.

. "I'm open to any role theboard wants me to play."Pitcher said.

The boardwill playa promi-nent role in the selection processofUI's new. president. ,

Wayland Winstead, execu-tiv.e.. dirfctor. of in..stitutionalplanningo and budget, told the

Idaho Statesman he advisedPresident Hoover to halt theproject in February.

Winstead said he warnedHoover of his doubts surround-ing the University Place devel-opment and that it could prompt

"an Enron-like implosion of ourfinances."

Two weeks later, Hooverfailed to voice any of thesedoubts as he appeared beforelegislature and advocated over$136 million in funding for the

University Place project.Hoover told legislative officialsthat any risks involved in thedevelopment were minimal.

Pitcher has said that he isunsure if more resignations wi1l

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Brian Pitcher said, accordingthe Idaho Statesman.

The audit was carried out bythe office of Presnell Gage, anaccounting firm based inLewiston.

"While it focuses primarilyon the agency account, thereport also provides someinsight into flaws in the overallproject management," Pitchersaid.

The audit attributes the prob-lems surrounding the UniversityPlace project to conflicts ofinterest, inadequate planningand poor communication.

"The project didn't followuniversity procedure," Pitchersaid. .

A' conflict of interest wasfound in the audit regarding theposition played by JerryWallace, who served as both UIBursar and UI FoundationTreasurer at the time the loanswere made.

The audit also attributedproblems to the fast pace offi-cials within the project were try-ing to maintain. '

The firm said that while car-rying out. the review, several'officials referred to the .projectas being. on .'.'Hoover Time,"implying an accelerated pace. .

According to UI officials,financial problems With the pro-ject could result in a shortfall of,$5 million for the university.

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dent fees. "I think the point will"When thestatefails to.step come, at some point in the

up to their responsibility to edu- future, that we're just going to.cate its citizens it has got. to i have to get the pointacI:Oss tocome from somewhere," Blake. the state Legislature that it hassaid. .' to do its duty," Neel said.

"It's either raising the fees or Neel said the alternativecutting positions," she said. was to not. raise student fees,

As of yet unresolved is the which could result. in fewerproblem of inequitable funding. classes and larger c.l~~ssizes.A study funded by the State . "I think it's safe to say thatBoard of Education, in 2001, there willbe some number ofconcluded that BSU receives students that this will put themless funding per full-time: stu- over the edge, if you will. Itdent than other Idaho state uni- just is too much," Neel said.versity students., "There will be some stu-

Blake said the' fundin& dis- dents who will not be able tocrepancybetweenBSU'al1d the . attend because we do not haveother iristitutions is a' tOPPf0ri- .thetesourC~s .anymore to ~an-ty for board members, .'.'.' ,die that level' of: growth, .he,

"It's their first priority, for. said;', " '.' ,funding as soon as the state' '.Neel said it's time citizens •comes out of this slump and has of Idaho make the Legislature'additional money," Blake said. realize the importance of a

According to BSU Vice university education and ade-President for Finance and quately fund such institutions.Administration Buster Neel, "We need to make surethere's a growing concern they understand the value ofamong many that universities higher education to this state,"may not be ,ble to continue Neel said.

Hoover announces resignation from U of I

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"It was President Hallsthought that at some point it'sgot to stop, and he called it andsaid, I'm voting against it,"McClintick said.

According to BSU VicePresident of Student Affairs PegBlake, the approval of a one-cent increase on the state salestax is a big step toward fundingthe state's deficit.

Blake said the sales taxincrease will generate about$160 million in state revenuenext year, while the budgetshortfall is expected to approach'$200 million .

"So they will have to findanother $40 million in increasedrevenues to the state or they willbe cutting budgets," Blake said.

Blake said that with the high-er demand on the state's tax dol-lars, a smaller percentage of thestate's budget will furid highereducation.

Blake added that for univer-sities to continue to provide ser-vices that students expect,

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.His talk is partofthe.Boi~State. University Departmentof Anthropolog)' LectureSeries.". . .'.. .

Gould, whose' interestsfocus. on the . analysis ..ofarchaeological componentsjn.historic and prehistoric con-texts, will speak on "Logic andAnalysis . of Function inHistori~al Archaeology."

Gould will also be thekeynote speaker for theUnderwaduate' ResearchInitiative conference earlierthat day. Undergraduate stu-dents in Boise StateUniversity'S College of SocialSciences and Public Affairswill give poster presentationsfrom 9:30 a.m. to noon in theStudent Union HatchBallroom. A recognition cere-mony begins at 11 a.m. DeanMichael Blankenship willaddress the group and presentcertificates to each researchpresenter and recognized stu-dent. .

BSU offers Earth Weekactivities

Boise State UniversityVolunteer Services Board issponsoring Earth Week 2003,an environmental and conser-vation awareness event, April22-25. Festivities run from 10a.m, to 2 p.m. each day withlocal agencies promoting envi-ronmental issues throughinformational displays set upon the Quad at the center ofthe Boise State campus.

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come as a result of the audit ofthe loans.

"1 can clarify that it is not myintention to resign. 1 have madea commitment as acting presi-dent, and I intend to stay if thatis the wish of the university andthe regents," Pitcher told theMoscow-Pullman Daily News.

The State Board ofEducation has also issued aninvestigation into the manage-ment of the $10 million in loansmade to the foundation.

The board announcedWednesday that Larry Prince,an attorney from the Boise lawfirm Holland and Hart, has beenhired to carry out an externalreview regarding UI's involve-ment in the project.

In an earlier ruling, the boardinstructed the foundation to payback the loans that were made tothe University Place project. Sofar, the foundation has onlybeen able to give $2 millionback to the university.

Before going on medicalIcave in March, Hoover said hestood behind the legitimacy ofthe loans and would be willing

Expert on water Issues togive presentation

Robert .. Glennon, aUniversityof Arizonirlaw pro-fessor who is ,an:,cxpert,onwater issues, ,.wm; present"Water Follie3:,TIie ImpactorGroundwater Pumping:op theEnvironment" at 3:15 p.m: onFriday, April 25, ill Room 106of the Multipurpose Buildingat Boise State University.

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to resign if the board asked himto.

Gary Stivers, executivedirector of the state board ofeducation, told the IdahoStatesman that to his knowledgenone of the board members hadcontacted president Hoover ask-ing him to resign.

Hoover made his announce-ment public before notifying theboard, a move that surprisedsome members.

"1 was absolutely' stunned,"board member Karen McGeesaid.

Hoover, 61, is currentlyrecovering from prostate cancersurgery he underwent earlierthis month. His medical leavecame at a' difficult time as Ulfaculty and administratorsbecame ..aware of the loans.Hoover assured the facultycouncil that his leave was formedical reasons only and wasnecessary for him to recuperatefrom surgery.

Hoover's resignation ends aseven-year term as UI president.He was the 15th president of theuniversity. He and his wifeJeanne have two daughters.

While in office, Hoover initi-

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In the last seven years, stu-dent enrollment has reachedrecord numbers and more than$100 million in funding hasinitiated buildings projectssuch as the Idaho Commons,the Student Recreation Centerand the lA. Albertson build-ing.

"Under his leadership theVI has been competitive forthe best and brightest. This willbe a lasting heritage," Pitchersaid.

Last fall, VI was ranked 48thout of more than 500 public uni-versities by Kiplinger'sPersonal Finance magazine. The

. ranking was based on the quali-ty and affordability of educa-tton.

In a letter to a campus advi-sory group, Hoover said that hehopes his resignation will allowthe university and its supportersto move beyond the allegationsof the loans and address thefinancial problems facing theuniversity and the foundatton.

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him to start cooking, which is when he beganattending Boise State.

"It started the flame, now it won't go out,"Gurr said.

During culinary school, Gurr continued towork at Richard's and Reel Foods Fish House,where he currently orders fresh fish for hismenu.

One year ago, he was hired as executivechef for Lock, Stock, and Barrel's new loca-tion on West Jefferson in downtown Boise.

This is Gurr's first opportunity to be a guestchef at Boise State. Gurr said his experienceso far has been interesting, yet challenging.

"Every student is different. I've changedmy Artisan philosophy three times in the pastthree days," Gurr said. .

Student chef Randy Niff has been working -closely with Gurr as a line cook.

"His taste in food is more across the boardbecause of the different types on the menufrom the Creole shrimp to duck," Niff said.

Besides being an executive and guest chef,Gurr is on the Technical Advisory Committeefor the Culinary Arts program. The committee

. represents the local food industry and givesinsight into what students need to learn inorder to attain the skills necessary for a job intoday's market.

Program head Kelli Dever said the commit-tee is "a fair representation of the food indus-try:"

The Culinary Arts' dining room is open tothe public for lunch Tuesday through Fridayfrom 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Validating is avail-able if you park in the Student Union parkinglot.

Below:(Clockwise from top left) Pork loin with

apple-brandy beurre blanc sauce, wildmushroom sage risotto and apple flamade;

strawberry chocolate sponge delight;shrimp with Creole tomato sauce, hush

puppies and collard greens; raspberry chevreNapoleon.

From southern cooking such as biscuitswith honey mustard to French pastries and asignature creme broule, chef Kelvin Gurr canaccommodate almost anyone's taste buds.

He is the fourth and final guest chef of thesemester at Culinary Arts.

For the next three weeks, Gurr will be shar-ing his expertise and knowledge with studentchefs, while encouraging them to be creative.

He has prepared a menu, which varies frompetite top sirloin with beamaise sauce andtomeed red potatoes to a vegetarian futomakisushi with spring greens with miso vinaigretteand wasabi aioli.

Gurr enjoys experimenting with different,types of cooking, and his menu reflects a glob-al diversity. .

"I'm not limiting myself to a cuisine," Gurrsaid.

Gurr is a graduate of the Boise StateCulinary Arts program and is now executivechef at Lock, Stock, and Barrel -an upscalemeat-and-potatoes restaurant.

"Urban steakhouse is what we're shootingfor," Gurr said.

Yet they also "try and run a restaurant soit's not alienating anyone." He includes vege-tarian dishes. on the regular menu, and willmake any dish vegetarian upon request.

Gurr began in the food business at theLock, Stock and Barrel where he was a serverfor five years at their old location on EmeraldStreet. He then moved to Richard's Across the.Street, where Richard Langston influenced

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ointsGrease 3 should be an Amish buggy race film

Adventists" (Six days and SevenNights). The story of a SeventhDay Adventist couple strandedon a desert island with only pork,to eat. And if things really gotout of hand we could even endup . with the infamous,"Muhammad poppins." Thestory of a Muslim man's strug-gle with his own identity whenhe is forced to play nanny to twosnotty British kids who like tofly kites.

Yes, making a movie likeGrease 3 in an Amish settingcould cause these outrageousmovies to come about, but Ithink it is worth the risk if weget to see John Travolta a~dOlivia Newton John dressed IIIblack and white garb singing ahymn-like rendition of Summerlovin '.

By Pete EspilHumoristThe Arbiter ------

Anyway, my biggest ques-tion for the makers of Grease 3concerns the setting for the

. movie. Where is it going to takeplace? A midlife crisis rehabcenter? A 30-year high schoolreunion? A retirement commu-nity in Ft. Lauderdale? Where?The answer: none of the above.

I think Grease 3 should be setin an Amish community. Yes,you heard me right. But beforeyou decide that I have complete-ly lost my mind, allow me toexplain.

The other day I was perusingan Internet news site and I cameacross a disturbing article abouta heinous crime that had beencommitted back cast.Apparently two Amish menwere arrested for "drag racingtheir buggies on a public road."The article went on to explainthat this reckless behavior wasmade even worse by the factthat one of the young men was

.intoxicated. I was not aware that

. "horse-buggy drag racing" wasa problem among Amishteenagers, but I must admit thatthis. incident has caused me to

.feel a kind of common bondwith Amish guys. Apparently,my friends and I weren't theonly teenagers in the world toget liquored up on a Fridaynight and go looking for a fightor a drag race.

Anyway, my point is, that anAmish community would be anexcellent setting for Grease 3,and furthermore, Hollywoodcould use the exact same .scrlptas the first Grease movie. Theywould only have to change afew names and places to bring itall together.

For instance, instead ofDanny, we would definitelyhave to call John Travolta"Hans." And instead of the badgirl being dubbed Rizzo, I thinkshe should be nicknamed the

"whore of Babylon." The T-birds could be referred to as"The Disciples," and the badgang could be known as .the"Pharisees." Imagine Sandra D.singing "Holy Devotional"instead of Hopelessly Devoted,and Frenchie singing aboutdropping out of Bible school(instead of high school) andbecoming a seamstress insteadof a hairdresser.

The highlight of the moviewould be when the Disciples(who all have German accents)get to sing. Greased Lightning'while dancing around achromed-out. horse buggy withflames painted on it. This rendi-tion would give a whole newmeaning to the original lyrics ofthe song: "It's a real pussywagon, Greased Lightning!"

As the song ends they couldhitch up the horse, light theirCamels and cantor over to"Thunder Road." The buggy

drag race would begin with a.scantily clad (by scantily I meanwearing a knee length dress)Amish teenager standing in theroad and dropping her bonnet to .the ground as a signal for therace to start.

Afterwards, they could allmeet up at the "ConservativeCafe" for some nice hot Germansausages and sauerkrau~ beforeheading off to the bam dance:

My only concern with a ren-dition like this is that it mightcause other moviemakers tojump on a "religious remakebandwagon." Such a movementin the film industry might leadto the release of films with titleslike "Holy and Holier" (insteadof Dumb and Dumber). Thiswould be the story of twoMormon missionaries whospend their entire two year mis-sion arguing about which ofthem is the most righteous. Or"Six days and Seventh Day

It has recently come to myattention that plans are beingmade in Hollywood for a Grease3. Furthermore, rumor has it thatJohn Travolta and OliviaNewton John are slated to star init. I can't help but wonder whatwould motivate two agingactors with failing careers to tryand recapture their youth. Ohwait, never mind.

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Things are not going to get any easier.Guest---Opinion

By Joseph Terry'Student, political science --

on the Quad at one point talkingwith a couple of people aboutthe elections and I said some-thing that went like this.

"There are only two delu-sions that every candidate is

. running under. The first is thatstudents really care. And thesecond is that they have anypower."

Don't get me wrong. Studentgovernment has a ton of inilu-ence. The administration listensto them and takes their opinionsinto account. That is inlluence.And neither I nor anyone elsecan honestly say that studentgovernment does not have that.However when comes to theactual power to do the thingsthey have promised, they areseverely lacking. If you look ontheir Web site,www.ASBSU.org, you will seethat most of their bills - whicharc actions - do not do a greatdeal.

Now if you look at their res-olutions that is a different story.There arc a lot of resolutionsthat do many good things, or at

least endorse them, because aresolution is nothing more thana statement of senate's opinion.These get forwarded to the.appropriate place in the admin-istration and the administrationlooks at them.

I know from personal experi-ence that these resolutions haveinlluence in the administration,especially when the sponsoringsenator shows up to presentthem to the committees.

And that's just the beginning'of the problems that are going tobe faced.

Student government is goingto have their hands full for sure.President Mathias proposed achange to the fees allocated tostudent government. He's mov-ing $1.25 from the student gov-ernment allocation to a specialallocation for all the club sports.It's admirable that he is trying tofind a way to take care of theclub sports without raising ourfees, but I can sec this causingsome serious issues.

Most of the club sports havealready applied for FAB match-

ing funds. This fee redistribu-tion is intended to replace theirFAB matching funds, andinstead of going to FAB, theywill go to the Recreation Boardof Governors .

But when does this takeplace. If the fee redistributiontakes place next year, then it isquite possible that student gov-ernment will have to hold thesame budget with less income,because they still have commit-ments to the club sports but theirbudget has been cut.

Or they might just tell theclub sports that their FAB fundshave been denied and they haveto go to the Recreation Board ofGovernors for their funds nextyear. I'm sure they will bepleased to have to go throughthe whole budgeting processagain. At least those commit-ments to the Club Sports will betaken off the shoulders of stu-dent government.

In either case student govern-ment has taken a blow where ithurts everyone one. The pocket-book. No matter how you spinit, when the budget goes down itbecomes more difficult to fol-low through with your cam-paign promises. And I haveheard quite a few campaignpromises that could take quite abit ofresources to fulfill.

I guess they could do some-thing some real-life politiciansdo. They could admit that they,just made those promises to getelected and now that their elect-ed, they are going to do whatthey want to, they don't need tolisten to us anymore.

But then again with only aseven percent vote, does anyonecare.

The elections are over.Finally, we can all breathe asigh of relief and look on to thefuture. Okay I'm exaggerating abit, though not that much fromthe point of view of the candi-dates.

I want to start off with a com-mendation to the Election Boardheaded by Van Beechler. Therewere no major hiccups in thiselection. The online-voting sys-tem moved along smoothly. Ifyou see her or any other memberof the board, give them a pat onthe back. It takes quite a bit ofwork to pull off an election, andthey did a good job.

Also congratulations to thecandidates that won. You'vemade it through the election andnow the hard 'part begins. Iwas

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Blue-Orange scrimmage wraps up Bronco spring seasonByAndrea TrujilloThe Arbiter ------

Five Bronco wresUersearn academic awards

The Boise State footballteam wrapped up their springpractice season with the annu-al Blue-Orange scrimmageSaturday night at BroncoStadium.

Just one short week afterthe Bronco offense dominatedthe second scrimmage of thespring, the Bronco defenseand special teams took centerstage in the third and finalscrimmage. This game wasthe last chance for the playersto go head-to-head before fall

. camp starts in August. Thescrimmage was also the lastchance coach Dan Hawkinshad to preview his 2003 team.

Kicker Tyler Jones kickedtwo field goals, with the firstscore and the last score of thegame to his credit, at 48 and58 yards, respectively.Freshman quarterback LegeduNaanee led the Broncos onlytouchdown drive of the game,connecting with AndyWeldon on a two-yard touch-down pass.

Overall, the Bronco quar-terbacks struggled in their lastouting. Naanee had 57 yardspassing, completing five ofhis 13 attempts. Senior MikeSanford had, 63- yards, com-

Men's basketball head coachGreg Graham has announcedthe initial signing of three play-ers to the class of 2003. Boise

I State still has two more scholar-ships to award.

Graham received NationalLetters of Intent from two high

. school players, Darius HarperI, and Eric Lane, and a junior col-" lege player, Franco Harris. Lane

and Harris are from Californiawhile Harper is from Texas. Ali

" three led their team in scoringwith at least 18 points per game.They combined to score nearly56 points per game. They all

;', earned first team all-leagueII' honors, with one being named

first team all-state, one earningsecond team all-state honorsand the third earning player-of-the-year honors and winning theprestigious John WoodenAward.

"Wc arc bringing in three.. guys who have scored a lot of: points in their careers," GrahamI said, of the recruits. "They have: an offensive flavor to their: game, which is my system and: the style I like. I think it gives: us added help for next year and: it also helps solidify us for the, future."IIII

Led by first team selectionPat Owens, five Boise Statewrestlers have been named tothe 2003 Pac-l O ConferenceAll-Academic Winter SportsTeam:

To be eligible for selection, astudent-athlete must have aminimum 3.0 overall grade-point-average and be either astarter or significant substitute.

Owens, a junior from IdahoFalls, received first team honorswith a 3.81 GPA in physicalEducation marking the secondstraight season he has' earnedall-academic honors from thePac-lO. Owens wrestled in the174-pounrl weight class. His toptournament finish was secondplace at the Cowboy Open inLaramie" Wyo.

Three Bronco wrestlers werenamed to the all-academic'sec-ond team. They include JesseBrock, Collin Robertson andBen VomBaur.

Casey Phelps is the remain-ing Bronco to receive an acade-mic award from- the Pac-lOConference earning honorablemention h~_nors.

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I really don't mean to insultthe people who camped out onthe Illinois campus Tuesdayhoping a show of support - andrugged outdoors skills - wouldsomehow convince coach BillSelf to forget about the Kansasopening. I don't mean to mini-mize their passion.

But clowns on tricycleswould have as much impact -and almost as much dignity.

If it makes Illini fans feel anybetter, they're no different fromthe suckers at Kansas whobegged, pleaded and generallycried themselves dry, hopingRoy Williams would stay inLawrence. And they're no dif-ferent from the rubes at NorthCarolina who were as happy asgnats in a whiskey jar Mondaywhen Williams instantly turnedback into a Tar Heel. This cameonly three years after they wereas happy as gnats in a whiskeyjar when Matt Doherty becametheir new best friend.

And Illinois fans are no dif-ferent from the people at NotreDame who fell in love withMike Brey almost as soon asDoherty was done leaving tiremarks on his way to ChapelHill. They had begged Dohertynot to leave. And if Brey shouldbe lured to one of the high-pro-file openings that has the coach-ing world excited in a physical-ly profound way, then Irish fanswill find a way to love a newcoach in a matter of nanosec-onds.

We're borderline pathetic inhow we dissolve into a pool ofour own saltwater when a coachthinks about leaving, and we'reborderline pathetic in how

. quickly we fall in love with his

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........ 1Tickets on sale lor WACTennis Championships NEWSThe Broncos host the 2003WAC Tennis ChampionshipsApril 25-27, 2003, in' Boise.Friday, April 25, four of thewomen's first-round matches inthe WAC tournament will beplayed at the Boise Racquet aridSwim Club. The men's first-round matches wil1 'be at theAppleton Tennis Center. ThenApril 26-27, the semi-finals andchampionship matches for bothmen's and women's teams willbe played at the . AppletonTennis Center.

, Tickets for the tournamentare $12 for an adult all-session(three-day) ticket, and $8 for ajunior aU-session ticket. All-session tickets may be pur-chased at the Appleton TennisCenter and the Boise Racquetand Swim Club on the first dayofcomp~tion. Daily tickets arealso available f01$5 each dayfoi'anadult ticket and $3 each'(laY foni juniorucket.

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pleting seven of his 14attempts. Freshman JaredZabransky was three-of-12,for four yards. Naanee,Sanford and Zabransky com-bined to complete just 15 of39 attempts, for 124 yards.

The special-teams squadscored the final two touch-downs of the night. BradAllen snagged a fumble, run-ning it back six yards for ascore, and Quinton Jones ranback a kickoff 95 yards for atouchdown. Junior DonnyHeck ran. for 42 yards on 14carries, which led all rushers.

Defensively, sophomoreJason Wardlow put on a show,recording fourtackles, a sackand two forced fumbles. BradAllen, Chris Barrios, GeraldAlexander and Kam Hal1 eachcompleted the scrimmagewith six tackles.

Wide receivers ToilYMcPherson, Jerry Smith andTim Gil1igan all capped offstrong spring seasons.McPherson finished thespring with a total of ninereceptions, for 187 yards.Smith had six catches for 96yards in the combined scrim-mages, while Gilligan con-tributed 138 yards, making themost. of his four receptionsthis spring.

Photo by Stanley Brewster, The Arbiter

Quarterback Legedu Naanee tries to impress the coaching staff at Saturday night'sBlue-Orange Spring-Game.

replacement. Who knew thatfalling for someone "on therebound" was a basketball term'!

If Self does leave the 1Ilinifor the Jayhawks, you can be

We're suckers if we thinkcoaches givc much in the way ofa hootabout us. 1f they did, loy-alty would be more than the dis-posable wet wipe it is now.

Boise State women's golfcoach Lisa Wasingerannounced last Friday, the sign-ing of Charlotte McGinnis to aNational Letter of Intent.McGinnis is Boise State'sfourth recruit this year, joiningAshley Anast, Lindsey Huebertand Katherine Street who com-mitted during the early signingperiod in November.

McGinnis, from Edmonton,Alberta, Canada, is a 2002 grad-uate of Salisbury CompositeHigh School in Sherwood Park,Alberta, Canada.

"We are extremely excitedthat Charlotte had decided toattend Boise State;' Wasinger I--------.:..----------------~--------------,-said. "Since high school gradu-ation,'she has been dedicated toimproving her' golf game.Charlotte is highly competitive,driven', hard working and intel-ligent. She wil1 join the threefal1 signecs to form a strongfreshman class." ,

College coaches think only of themselves

,The pool located in the Boise

-State Kinesiology Building (OldGym)' is making waves thisApril withdrop-in kayak poolparties. Each week, Boise Statecommunity members. can ,prac-tice their skills and get tips fromother kayakerspaddIingaroundthe pool. Drop-in sessions arefr 7 t 9 45

' The Boise State Campusom a.m .: 0 : p.m. everyW.ednesday. Recreation Center is offering an

,'''It's a good way for people interval-walking clinic at noonto expose. their friends to the on Wednesday. The clinic is asport," said Geoff Harrison, fOl~I~l\Vth-UPto the basic walkingassistant. director' of Outdoor c imc at ~ook pl~ce. on Apnl9.Programs. .: . . . ...," The drop-m clinic IS ft:~ and

. The fee is $6, which includes ' o~en, to ~veryone; partiCipantsan::ntedboatand equiproent,orWllln;celVe awaterbo~le and$4 if personal boats and equip_._jcoupon :for the Athlete s Foot,ment areuse(1.' . '.. .. 's,hoe store·

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Roy Williams left Kansas for North Carolinawhich could lead to many coaching changesaround college basketball.

sure Kansas fans will embracehim so quickly he'll need to betreated for a punctured lung.

And if Marquette's TomCrean should take Self's place atIllinois, it won't be long before1Ilini fans will be saying, that,come to think of it, they alwaysdid like the way Crean partedhis hair.

As for us, the viewing public,we seem to have no problemthrowing ourselves at the nextguy who comes along with hisown whistle and coach's show.

Don't cry for Roy, Jayhawksfans, because he ain't crying foryou.. If Self stays at 1Ilinois, it willbe because A) he thinks he canwin a national title inChampaign easier than he can inLawrence, B) 1Ilinois is willingto pay him more than Kansas isor C) Kansas wanted someoneelse.

There is no D) he would havemissed 1Ilini fans. .

A man from Indiana used toleave me nasty voicemail mes-

Riding smooth with freeweekly bike mechanic

The walking clinic, designedby Lisa Stuppy, fitness programassistant director, targets thosewho already walk and want tospice things up and increasetheir intensity. '

'~Beginners arc welcomedand encouraged to participate,"Stuppy said:

The interval clinic will go astep further than the basic clinic,which introduces fitness walk-

. ing and its forms, positions, 'warm-ups, stretches, techniquesand speed. The new clinic addshigh intensity intervals into thewalk, including squats, lunges,curb-hops, light jogs, pushups,'crunches and more.

The walking clinics are anewly developed incentive pro-gram for the REC find Stuppyhopes they will become morepopular as time' goes by. The 'walking clinics will return nextfall and spring semester. Formore .information on this orfuture fitness programs,' contactLisa Stuppy at 426-1592. _

Services. provided by theOutdoor Center. are designed tofoster student interest andinvolvement in Idaho's' excel-lent 9utdoor recreational oppor-tumttes..; '

A bicycle mechanic offersfree services to members of theBoise State community from 11a.m. to 1 p.m. every Thursday infront of the Campus RecreationCenter. The REC is locatedacross from the Student Unionon University Drive.

, During this time, bicyclistscan also work on their ownbikes under the professionalguidance ofa mechanic, whomakes safety and other minoradjustments. .

"This is. a free drop-in ses-sion and is our way to promotealternative transportation," saidGeoff Harrison, assistant direc-.tor of Outdoor Programs.Harrison said the goal of theprogram is to get faculty, staffand students out of their carsand onto bikes.

Interval walking clinicintensifies workouts

then why not in a sleepy outpostlike Champaign? .

The realist in me krrows that'coaches don't think like thatanymore. They have become ashard-hearted as corporateraiders.

The realist in me knows notto get too excited about the newcoach or the coach-in-waiting.The coach-in-waiting usually isthinking about the job after hisnext job.

I'd recommend a little real-ism. It takes away a lot of thehurt. And youwon't have to feellike a cheap tart when the newcoach comes to town.

sages whenever I wrote some-thing that included even theslightest criticism of coach BobKnight. When Knight was tiredand Mike Davis took his place, 1wrote a column about theHoosiers' first practice undertheir new coach. I wrote abouthow refreshing it all seemed,how joyful it was without YouKnow Who around.

The next morning the voice-mail was waiting. And with nohint of shame whatsoever. theman said that it was refreshingto see. the players enjoyingthemselves and that he didn'tsee how anybody could criticizethe move to elevate Davis fromassistant coach to hcad coach.The man's loyalty had the flexi-bility of a pipe cleaner.

. If I might offer a piece ofadvice to college basketballfans: Go ahead and enjoywhomever the new eoach is atwhatever school you support.But don't become too attached,because chances arc he's goingto unattach himself like a Kellygirl. Don't light candles aroundhis photo.

The romantic in, me wouldlike Crean to stay at Marquette.and rebuild what Al McGuirebuilt there. The romantic in mewould, like to sec Self stay atIllinois and build the programinto what Kansas has been formany years. If it can be done ina sleepy outpost like Lawrence,

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• ,;Seriior Renate'Stoopwon her fuialliolb~inatch;~~a'Bnwcoevell thougbBois~ State~pped its.. firi8l match of the regular season, 4-3 on.Sllturday. against Idaho. ' \ :! '.

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"Evetjthing was made so much bigger,todaybecause they are a rival. We were fired1~p'nlorebecause it .was the Vandals," junipr ~,~mi~aHaywardsald. . .' r: i' .!

'However, Idaho took the last four?ma ~ei> toend with the team win. Bronco'CatOl\ha:'Pn~tzended her singles match with an injuiyin. esec-ond set, giving Idaho the win'. byjiefault '~bthPolowski and Curtolo were. ~~feated . 'in : :glescompetition ..The last match thilt finali~ed ',;winfor Idaho went to three sets leaving Vimdal 'Il!, .ssaNicoll victorious over Alissa Ayling 6-4, 3~~,i6-2.

The Broncos are now 16-6 on the season1andranked 58th as a team as they head in theWdteinAthletic Conference Ch~mpionsbip-s heldrat'"theAppleton Center April this weekend. f : ,::

"I think getting to play today Was good practiceand we are. ready to go to .the··t,oumam~n~.thisweekend," Hayward said. . , .' ! ,

Stoop is also optimistic about~this we~kend' stournament, as o~e, la&~,opportuni~, to play forBoise State.) ",. ,., I·', :

"I'm ready for the conference and looking for-ward to it," said Stoop; She added it w# "awe-some" to play at Appleton one last time. '

Stoop is currently. the only Lady Bronco to beranked by the Intercollegiate Tennis Asspciation,ranking 83rd in the nation. Her record for the sea-son is currently 29-10. ' .

Stoop beljeves in the team's perfonmmce, andthat they have a strong chemistry on the court.

"For the team, we did very well, espepially indoubles. We have a lot of good matches on thecourt," Stoop said.

Laurie Cheung, also honored as a senior on theBoise State team, did not compete' on Saturday.Cheung h3s had many problems with a shoulderinjury over the past year.

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Solcani, 8-3, and Mahmoud Rezkand Matias Silva taking care of LeviBrown and Tyler Neill, 8-1. BoiseState wcnt on to win all five singlesmatches against the Warriors enroute to a 6-0 win ..

On Saturday night the Broncosbattled yet another in-state neighboras Broncos took- on the IdahoVandals at the Appleton TennisCenter.

"Idaho's a good team. It's arivalry so you can't beat it, it's a bigmatch for us," said hcad coach GregPatton after the match.

Boise State defeated the Vandalsh'andily 7-0, improving their teamrecord to 15-7 on the scason.

The Broncos started strong onceagain winning all three doublesmatches including Marcus Berntsonand Guillaume Bouvier overIdaho's Chris Faulman and BradLum Tucker, 8-1. {

.Patton said the key to advancingto the NCAA's this season dependson the success of the doubles match-es

"The doubles are the mainthing," Patton said.

"If we win the double's point it'sgoing to take a miracle for a team towin four out if the six singlespoints."

Tomorrow night the Broncostake on fcllow Western Athletic

Conference opponent Hawai'i at5:30 p.m. in their final regular sea-son match of the .season. TheWarriors are 13-10 on the year los-ing their last match on Friday 3-4against Air Force.

Coach Patton and the Broncosare gearing up for this weekend aswell as they host the WACChampionships on campus at theAppleton Tennis Center. The 55th-ranked Broncos are 11-2 since Feb.16.

"We've plugged our computer inand this thing is humming," saidPatton of team's perfonnance overthe past two months.

Over the 'weekend the men's ten-nis team won two matches in domi-nating fashion against Lewis-Clarkand Idaho.

On Friday, the Broncos wastedno time against Lewis-Clark as theywon the doubles point with NilsKlemann and Thomas Schoeckdefeating Joao Oliveira and Jan

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The band decided on thealbum name while touring inEurope when the bus driver setdown a travel magazine that fea-tured a chain of monasteries thatsit on top an incredible rock for-mation called Meteora in Greece.

"We thought it would be coolto live up to something as big asMeteora with timeless songs thatwould be around as long asMeteora," Bourdon said.

Mike Shinoda (emcee, vocal-ist and sampler) and vocalist

Linkin Park is storming intoBoise along with a hybrid ofmusical talent, blending rock andhip-hop on Tuesday night at theIdaho Center.

Linkin Park's new albumMeteora was released on March25 and it is already no. 1 in six-teen countries ineludingGermany, Italy, Spain, Japan andthe United States. '

"Meteora is definitely a natur-al progression from HybridTheory with similar qualities,"drummer Rob Bourdon said.

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for them and keep continuingthe tradition."

Baker is in his secondsemcs-ter as Face Off organi~er andsecond year with the StudentPrograms Board.

He spent his first year in SPBorganizing the movie scheduleand he moved to the music sidefor this year, taking the place ofMatt VanderBoegh, who origi-nated Face Off.

"He has started somewhat ofa tradition here at BSU," Bakersaid. "He's passed the baton onto me."

Face Off 6 takes, placetonight in the Jordan Ballroom.Music will be nearly continuousfrom 7 p.m. to midnight.

For six years Face Off hasbeen giving local bands a venuewhere anyone can come secthem for free. The bands arealways diverse in style andsound to ensure listening plea-sure for all attendees.

Ten bands arc set to play thisyear's Face Off, includingeverything from no nonsensepunk to melodic metal to hip-hop/funk with aDJ.

"These bands arc coming outand they're playing for free,"organizer Rob Baker said.

"I hope that the students ofBSU and the community willcome out and show their support

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Chester Bennington perfect theexplosive lyrics on Meteora withnew perspectives confronting themixed emotions that flood out ofevery song.

"They write about experiencesand things that have happened tothem, but they are not too specif-ic. They really talk about theemotion behind it," Bourdonsaid. '

"You'll find a high range ofemotions from paranoia to frus-tration that every human beingfeels at some point. You couldlisten to the song after a break -upand totally, relate, while some-body else who just lost his or herjob could relate too."

By Moira MacdonaldThe Seattle Times ----

Four actors sat around a tableat the Four Seasons on a Seattleafternoon last month, without ascript. But that's nothing new fordirector/actor Christopher Guestand actors Fred Willard, HarryShearer and John' MichaelI-Iiggins - they're accustomed toworking without a script, onGuest's hilarious mockumen-taries Waitillgfor GlIffillall, Bestill Show and the new A MightyWind, all of which were impro-vised for the cam ems.

Not that there's nothing onpaper.

"The script looks like ascript;" said Higgins (the exu-berant shih tzu handler fromBest in Show).

"It just doesn't have dialoguein it. There arc descriptions ofwhat happens, but no lines givento the actors."

It's a tremendous challengefor an actor - and a welcomeone.

"When you get the call fromChristopher to be in one of these,you'd be well advised to makethe time available to do it," said

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Everyone has some connec-tion with the popular culture ofhis youth, whether it be a He-Man action figure, the "Legendof Zelda" Nintcndo game or apopular television ~how of thetimes.

Unfortunately, one of thosepieces of nostalgia for me andmany others growing up in thelate '80s was "Pee-Wee'sPlayhouse."

It was bad enough that a per-verted Paul Reubens hosted theshow, but another familiar iconwas a production assistant.That's right, Rob Zombie, It's allclear. Now I know why I'vebeen having nightmares all theseyears.

From "Playhouse" to direct-ing his own music videos,

Linkin Park is currently on theProjekt Revolution tour, wherethey have run into a few setbaeks.

The band was forced to cancela show in Rochester, N.Y., due toa snowstorm, and II show inEvansville, Tenn., becauseBennington developed a badthroat infection.

"That was the first time weever had to cancel a showbecause of someone being sick,but two doctors told him not to doit because he might have blownout his vocals for the rest of thetour," Bourdon said.

However, both shows wererescheduled and the band, includ-ing guitarist Brad Dolson, Joseph

Han (records and sampling) andbassist Phoenix, is back in action.

"We're really tryingto go toplaces we haven't been. We lovedoing live shows, and we'vebecome closer friends on the roadtogether," Bourdon said.

In addition, the band is offer-ing free tickets to military sol-diers and their families in thecities where they are touring:

"We wanted to do somethingto show our appreciation for thesoldiers. Our fans are superimportant to us," Bourdon said.

Linkin Park wil\ finish theProjekt Revolution tour, whichspans across fourteen states, bythe end of April.

Shearer, who's sharing a screenwith Guest for the first timesince 111isIs Spinal Tap in 1984.

"It's not just fun, but a veryhigh level of fun."

A Mighty Wind, about thereunion concert of former folk-music greats, drew on Guest'sown experience growing up,playing folk guitar at GreenwichVillage clubs.

"I'd wanted very much to dosome music in a film," he said,identifying various genres in'60s folk music: the male/femaleduo, the male trio and the large~roup, all of which arc depictedIII the film.

Guest, Shearer and Michael

McKean play the Folksrncn, anagreeably wholesome trio whoseoutput includes the albumsHitchin', Singin', 'Ramblill',Wishin ' and Pickin',

They're the flip side of Guest,Shearer and McKean's Spil/alTap characters - quite literally.

"We've been doing theFolksmen for years," Shearersaid. '

"Two years ago, we did a lit-tle Spinal Tap tour, and theFolksmen opened for, SpinalTap. I thought we had mademusic history - I thought wewere the only band ever to haveopened for ourselves. But 1found out later, one other person

Zombie has had some experi-ence in the industry. It's easy tosee how the former membcr ofWhite Zombie made a tmnsitionto writing and directing his firstfeature film dealing with a differ-cnt kind of house: A "House of1,000 Corpscs."

"Corpses" follows the story, of two couples tmvcling acrossthe country in ilie '70s whostumble across an old gas stationand horror museum. When theowner, Captain Spaulding (SidHaig), tells them thc legend of aninsane murderer, Dr. Satan, thekids go on an adventure to findthe tree where he was hanged.But when their car breaks downand they take refuge in the homeof an eccentric family, they findtheir problems have just begun.

Originally set to release inJaruary 2001, Universaldropped "Corpses" in fear thefilm would receive an NC-17

mting.' After a couple years ofediting, Lion's Gate Filmspickcd up thc project with an Rrating.

Leaving the film with an NC-17 rating probably would havepleased audiences more thanwatering it down. Horror moviebuffs won't be pleased to secwhat is left in the movie becauseit isn't anything that hasn't beendone before. In fact, much of thestory is reminiscent, if not whol-ly inspired, by "Texas ChainsawMassacre.". After Baby (Sheri Moon)brings the kids back to her house,she introduces them to her psy-chotic family. Her disfiguredbrother, Tiny, wears a leathermask over his face. In one scene,Otis, the craziest of them all,wears the skin of a victim overhis face and body.

"Corpses" is your basic hor-ror movie ;- no chamcter devel-

They plan on going t Europein June for the summer stivals,and then hit' the ro withMetalliea in July.

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did it, and it's mind-who this person is ... "

"John Tesh?" askedrapid-fire. "Yanni?"

"You're painfully lose,"Shearer groaned. It w~ ChipDavis, of Ma heimSteamroller.

Eu~ene Levy (who c wrotethe him with Gues andCatherine O'Hara play itchand Mickey, a former r ianticduo whose great hit was' Kissat the End of the Rainbo "

And Higgins and Jane ynchheadline the New Main treetSingers, a colorfully co mednine-member group mana d byMike LaFontaine (Willa!)' ofHi-Class Management.

Guest doesn't rehear hisactors (to keep the iJ~rovi~tionfresh for the camem~, ',a"ndakesonly five weeks t shoo thefilm. This meanst ings movealong smoothly - even whenunplanned laughter ccurs.

"People have \hoo somespells," Guest said, ,,' i

"When Fre was doing hisannouncer gu for Best inShow,' I was la ghing !o hard Icouldn't even atch ~at washappening." i

opment, hardly any plot, 11 cou-ple ofsca~s and some grotesqueviolence that left me unim-pressed. -riileonly thing Zombieseems to ; d to the equation ishis fetishe - some interspersedpomogmp and his girlfriend'sass (Moon

There e some distUrbingimages in t e movie, but imagesaren't sea when they're justthere. Zom e fails to make thepotentially, ary parts of themovie susp lseful. When themovie reach its climax, I did-n't care whe er the main char-acters were ki d. I'almost want-ed them to di to get the movieover with. - -

Here's an. idea, . Zombie:Release "Pee- e's Playhouse:The First Sea n" on DVD.That'll do more arm than anyimages of sadis vfolence andsatanic rituals.

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