bad girls perusal libretto & vocal score
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BAD GIRLSTHE MUSICAL
Book by
MAUREEN CHADWICK & ANN MCMANUS
Music and Lyrics by
KATH GOTTS
Originally directed by Maggie NorrisOrchestrations by Martin Koch
LIBRETTO / VOCAL BOOK
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BAD GIRLS – THE MUSICAL
© Copyright 2007 by Maureen Chadwick, Kath Gotts and Ann McManus
All Rights Reserved
PHOTOCOPYING THIS COPYRIGHT MATERIAL IS ILLEGAL
Applications to perform this musical must be made,
BEFORE REHEARSALS COMMENCE, to:
JOSEF WEINBERGER LIMITED
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December 2008
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BAD GIRLS
THE MUSICAL
CAST
THE PRISON OFFICERS
THE NUMBER ONE
Grade: Governing Governor
The Number One likes a quiet life and has always felt that the “old boys network”
is the best way of sorting things out to his satisfaction. The appointment of Helen
Stewart as Wing Governor has been imposed upon him and grudgingly accepted.But it wouldn’t take much briefing against her for him to recommend her swift
removal from Larkhall.
HELEN STEWART Grade: Wing Governor (Grade 5)
As a graduate ‘fast-tracker’, Helen is held in contempt by old hands such as Fenner
and Hollamby who both firmly believe that there is no substitute for experience and“jailcraft”. She’s idealistic and genuinely concerned about the welfare of the inmates
in her care, but good intentions aren’t always enough to win the battle. She soon
realises the old guard doesn’t play fair and if she’s going to beat them she’ll need
friends in low places...
SYLVIA “BODYBAG” HOLLAMBY Grade: Senior Officer
As far as Sylvia is concerned “happiness is door-shaped” and it would make her life
a hell of a lot easier if prisoners were just kept locked in their cells 24/7. She admires
Jim Fenner immensely, and shares his conviction that the Wing Governor job
should have gone to him instead of to Helen Stewart. She is, however, blind to the
full extent of Jim’s misdemeanours with the prisoners, and would be genuinely
shocked if she knew.
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JIM FENNER
Grade: Principal Officer
Jim’s a man who likes to run things in prison his own way, rather than by the book,and he’ll use whatever means necessary. He can easily justify his “pastoral” role
with prisoners; the women have come on strong to him, he’s got what they need andhe’s happy to give it to them. So where’s the harm? His unholy alliance with Shell
Dockley keeps him in the picture about what’s happening on the wing as well as
providing some “on the job” recreation.
JUSTIN MATTISON
Grade: Officer (Basic)
Justin is a new junior officer, a fresh young puppy dog who really does want to do
good, and thinks that Helen is absolutely perfect, not only as Wing Governor, but
maybe even something more . . . Bursting with integrity and rather shy, Justin iseasily teased by the older women prisoners in particular. But as he firmly tells
Yvonne, “if you want to screw a screw, you’ve picked the wrong one”.
Other Prison Officers (as required).
THE PRISONERS
NIKKI WADE
Sentence: Life – for killing a policeman who was attempting to rape her girlfriend.
Most of the inmates on G-Wing look up to Nikki. Before her conviction Nikki used
to run a nightclub with her girlfriend. She’s intelligent and street-wise with a strong
sense of natural justice because of the injustice she herself has suffered. She’s no
one’s fool and she easily sees through the likes of corrupt officer Jim Fenner. But
she doesn’t always help her own case by being too quick to fly off the handle.
DENNY BLOOD
Sentence: 7 years – for arson – she burned down her children’s home.
Despite her tough exterior, Denny’s upbringing has left her desperate for love and
attention, making her very easy to manipulate – and that’s something Shell Dockley
is expert at doing. Denny is Shell’s “fixer” and not being the sharpest knife in the
drawer she’s always willing to do Shell’s bidding without question. One day,
however, she’s going to have to find a voice of her own…
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SHELL DOCKLEY
Sentence: Life – for the kidnap, torture and eventual murder of the woman who‘stole’ her boyfriend.
Before sentencing Shell to life, the judge presiding over her trial described her as
“evil personified”, a tag she never has a problem living up to. Whether it’s taxinganother inmate for her drugs stash or the intimidation of a weaker prisoner, Shell
displays an equal amount of cunning and ruthlessness to get her own way. She
considers herself Jim Fenner’s right-hand woman and trades on the special
privileges she gets for “services rendered”.
YVONNE ATKINS
Sentence: 4 years – for conspiracy to commit murder – she hired a hitman to bump
off a business rival of her husband, Charlie.
Yvonne’s as tough as nails; a working-class girl made rich through gangland bossCharlie’s criminal gains. She’s intimidating, ruthless and glamorous. When she
arrives at Larkhall she makes a huge impression on the other women and wastes no
time in taking over the Top Dog position from Shell Dockley. She’s also warm and
generous and a force for good against G-Wing’s bullies – officers and inmates alike.
NOREEN BIGGS
Sentence: 3 months – for shoplifting ties from a department store.
Recidivist old-timer Noreen regularly gets itchy fingers in the shops and can’t resist
the thrill of picking up a few treats. As time’s gone on she’s more at home in prisonthan anywhere else and she’s been round the system so many times she knows
exactly how to play it to her advantage. Noreen loves a “bit of bother” and is
always ready to stoke a fight from the sidelines.
CRYSTAL GORDON
Sentence: 12 months – for persistent shoplifting
As a bible-bashing Christian, Crystal often takes a critical view of her fellow
inmates and believes that the prison regime is too soft – especially where drugs are
concerned. She can be self-righteous and totally blind to her own self-
contradictions and often comical as a result. But at heart she’s a kind and caring
person who does believe in standing up for what’s right.
RACHEL HICKS
Sentence: 30 months – for possession (2 ecstacy tablets) with intent to supply.
When Rachel arrives at Larkhall as a first time offender she’s scared and isolated
and distraught about the fact that her baby has been taken into care. She’s got
“victim” written all over her and is easy prey for prison bully Shell Dockley. She
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naively trusts Jim Fenner to look after her, but soon discovers that his “special
attention” isn’t quite the sort of protection she had imagined.
THE TWO JULIES
Sentence: 2 years – for theft. Julie Saunders and partner-in-crime Julie Johnston
stole money from clients while working as hotel prostitutes.
The Julies have taken the same name and styled themselves as a sisterly double act.
They’ll always be there for each another and that’s their lifeline for surviving
prison. Both are mums, and it was trying to make ends meet for their children that
drove them into prostitution in the first place. Julie S has a son, David, whose
private education is paid for with the proceeds from her life of crime. They’ve got
hearts of gold and will always help a friend in need.
Other Prisoners, incl. KAT, NATALIE and SPIKE
PLACE
H. M. Prison, Larkhall
TIME
The present
THE STORY
BAD GIRLS – THE MUSICAL takes as its starting point the original core characters
from the first three series of Bad Girls on TV. Set in the fictional HMP Larkhall, it’s
the story of new idealistic Wing Governor Helen Stewart and her battles with the
entrenched old guard of Officer Jim Fenner and his sidekick Sylvia Hollamby. It
also follows the love story that develops between Helen and charismatic inmate
Nikki Wade. Other featured characters include Shell Dockley and her runner Denny
Blood, old-timer Noreen Biggs, The Two Julies and the ultimate Top Dog, King-of-
Gangland’s missus, Yvonne Atkins.
A tragic death on the wing – in which Jim Fenner is implicated – leads to an angry
protest from the women and forces Helen and Nikki to their opposite sides of the
bars. But when it’s clear that Helen stands to lose her job over Jim Fenner’s
misdeeds, the race is on for the women to nail Jim once and for all.
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BAND
INSTRUMENTATION
WOODWIND 1 – Flute / Alto Saxophone
WOODWIND 2 – Clarinet in Bb / Soprano Saxophone / Tenor Saxophone
TRUMPET dbl. Flugelhorn
2 KEYBOARDS
BASS
DRUMS dbl. Percussion
[Bell Tree / Tambourine / Crotales / Glockenspiel / Castanets]
SOUND EFFECTS [SFX]
Scene changes, unless music is specifically indicated, should be covered by a non-
naturalistic soundscape of echoing prison sounds – “Locks, Bolts and Bars” – loud
slamming doors, keys in locks, jangling key chains, the metallic scrape of metal
against metal – all amidst the general background hubbub of prison life and
creating a sense of isolation and oppression by a relentless prison machine.
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MUSICAL NUMBERS
CT ONE
SCENE TWO
1. I Shouldn’t Be Here (Prisoners)
SCENE THREE
2. Guardian Angel (Shell and Denny)
SCENE FOUR
3. Jailcraft (Jim and Sylvia)
SCENE FIVE
4. One Moment (Nikki)
SCENE SIX
5. Life Of Grime (The Two Julies and Prisoners)
6. The A-List (Yvonne and Prisoners)
SCENE EIGHT
7. The Key (Jim)
SCENE NINE
8. The Way It Is (Company)
8a. Riot Music (Instrumental)
CT TWO
SCENE ONE
9. Freedom Road (Crystal and Chorus)
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SCENE TWO
10. The Future Is Bright (Jim, Sylvia and Officers)
10a. The Future Is Bright – Playoff (Instrumental)
SCENE FOUR
11. Sorry (Julie S)
11a. Scene Change (Instrumental)
SCENE SEVEN
12. Every Night (Helen and Nikki)
SCENE EIGHT
13. All Banged Up (Yvonne and The Two Julies)
14. The Baddest And The Best (Nikki, Denny, Justin, Prisoners)
14a. Scene Change (Instrumental)
SCENE NINE
15. First Lady (Jim and Shell)
15a. The Baddest And The Best – Reprise (Shell and Chorus)
SCENE TEN / ELEVEN
16. This Is My Life (Helen, Nikki, Yvonne and Prisoners)
16a. This Is My Life – Optional Playoff (Instrumental)
17. Curtain Call (Yvonne and Prisoners)
18. Playoff (Optional) (Instrumental)
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BAD GIRLS
THE MUSICAL
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
HMP LARKHALL – Reception. [SFX:
A loud desolate bang echoes across the prison soundscape .]
New prisoner RACHEL HICKS stands with her back to us, in her knickers, being strip-searched by
Senior Officer SYLVIA HOLLAMBY.
SYLVIA Arms out. Lift your bosoms up for me.
(RACHEL complies, shaking with fear and humiliation .)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Have to get the doctor to give you some pills, stop you leaking. Right, now
cover your top half and take your knickers off.
(She hands Rachel a towel. RACHEL is reluctant. SYLVIA rolls her eyes.)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Don’t worry, you haven’t got anything I haven’t seen a thousand times before.
(New Wing Governor HELEN STEWART enters. SYLVIA smarms.)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Morning, Ma’am. (Holds out a file.) Hicks, Rachel. Eighteen months for
possession with intent to supply.
(RACHEL turns, holding the towel to her chest, teary faced.)
RACHEL But I never – it’s a lie!
SYLVIA (to RACHEL) Eh, you, you speak when you’re spoken to.
HELEN (she takes the file, sharp ) Right, I think we’re done here.
SYLVIA But, Ma’am –
HELEN Thank you, Mrs Hollamby.
(SYLVIA exits.)
HELEN (cont’d) Come on, Rachel. I’ll take you through for your medical. You’re on G Wing.
(HELEN leads RACHEL away.)
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SCENE TWO
HMP LARKHALL – G Wing Landing and Servery.
TANNOY Unlock will now commence.
[SFX: Locks, bolts and bars – the clanking sounds of the prison machineawakening for another day .]
(Welcome to G Wing – the prisoners emerge from their cells to introduce
themselves, featuring: SHELL DOCKLEY, CRYSTAL GORDON, DENNY BLOOD,
JULIE JOHNSTON & JULIE SAUNDERS and NIKKI WADE.)
Music No. 1: “I SHOULDN’T BE HERE”
(PRISONERS)
SHELL Shell Dockley. Lifer. Murder. Well – just a bit of torture, really. Didn’t expect the
dozy twat to go and die on me. Pathetic!
BUT NO-ONE MESSES WITH MY MAN
AND GETS AWAY WITH THEIR FACE INTACT
IT’S AN OBVIOUS FACT
I WAS BOUND TO REACT
THAT DOUBLE D CUP SLAPPER – WAS GONNA GET WHACKED
I SHOULDN’T BE HERE . . .
CRYSTAL Crystal Gordon. Twelve months. Shoplifting. But the good book says the Lord
helps them who helps themselves.
ALL THEM SHOPS GO FLAUNTING THEIR GOODS IN YOUR FACEIT’S ASKING FOR GRIEF, MANIN THE CIRCUMSTANCE OF MY CASE
IT’S MY BELIEF THAT
I WAS DOING IT FOR JESUS
I WAS DOING IT FOR JESUS
LIKE HE DID IN THE TEMPLE STORYFOR THE LORD GOD’S GREATER GLORY
BUT INSTEAD OF CHUCKING IT DOWN OFF THE SHELF
I STUFFED IT IN MY RUCKSACK
AND KEPT IT FOR MYSELF
I SHOULDN’T BE HERE . . .
DENNY Denny Blood. Seven years. Arson. It was a rubbish kids’ home anyway!
I WANTED A LIFE
I WANTED A MUM
THEY SAID IF YOU’RE GOOD, DEN
MAYBE ONE DAY SHE MIGHT COME
SO I WAIT
AND I WAIT
AND I START TO THINK THEY MUST THINK I’M REALLY DUMB
COS SHE WEREN’T NEVER, EVER GONNA COMESO I POURED PETROL ALL ROUND THEIR KITCHEN FLOOR
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THREW IN A MATCH AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
AND NOW I DON’T WAIT FOR NO ONE ANYMORE
JULIE S Julie Saunders.
JULIE
J Julie Johnston.
JULIE S Two years.
JULIE J Two years.
JULIE S Soliciting.
JULIE J And thieving.
TWO JULIES Together.
THE OLDEST PROFESSION IN THE BOOKCOMBINED
WITH A SIDELINE IN THE WALLETS THAT WE TOOK
JULIE S DON’T YOU FIND THESE DAYS
IT’S ALL FOR THE SCHOOL FEES
AND NOT FOR THE FUN
TWO JULIES YOU HAVE TO PLAN AHEAD NOW
FOR EVERY LITTLE ONE
JULIE S FOR CHOICES PARENTAL
JULIE J DOSH IS FUNDAMENTAL
JULIE S THAT’S HOW MY TROUBLES FIRST BEGUN
JULIE J GONNA GET OUR KIDS BACK ONE DAY . . .
JULIE S BUT I THOUGHT I OWED IT TO MY SON
TWO JULIES I SHOULDN’T BE HERE . . .
NIKKI Nikki Wade. Lifer. ‘Cop-killer’. But, hey, at least that’s one less rapist in theworld.
(NIKKI screws up the letter she has been reading.)
NOBODY’S HERO
SOMEBODY’S FOOL
DON’T GO MISTAKING ME FOR
SOMEBODY WHO’LL –
EVER GIVE A DAMN
FOR WHAT THEY THINK I AM
I SHOULDN’T BE HERE
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I DON’T WANT TO BE HERE . . .
BUT HERE I AM
PRISONERS HERE I AM
HERE I AM
HERE I AMAND ONE THING IS CLEAR
ONE THING IS CLEAR
WHEN I TAKE A GOOD LOOK AROUND ME
I SHOULDN’T BE HERE . . .
I SHOULDN’T BE HERE
I DON’T WANNA BE HERE
I SHOULDN’T BE HERE
THIS ISN’T ME HERE
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE!
GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE!
I HAD PLANS
I HAD DREAMS
MY LIFE IS NOT THE THREE-CAR-WRECK IT SEEMS
I KNOW IT MAY NOT BE MUCH
BUT I WAS SOMEONE
SOMEONE’S SISTER, DAUGHTER, MOTHER
JUST A GIRL LIKE ANY OTHER
SO MAYBE I’M OUT OF TOUCH
BUT STILL I’M SOMEONE
AND WHEN THEY SLAM THAT DOOR EVERY NIGHT
AND I’M ALONE IN MY BED
I ESCAPE WHERE IT’S SAFE OUT OF SIGHT
TO THE WORLD THAT I KEEP IN MY HEAD
THAT’S WHERE I HIDE MYSELF
OUT OF REACH FROM THE SCREWS
TWO JULIES ON A BEACH – WITH OUR KIDS – KICKING SAND FROM OUR SHOES
NIKKI THERE’S A BAR –
CRYSTAL THERE’S A BAR WHERE I’M SINGING THE BLUES
SHELL & DENNY GETTING WASTED ON CHEAP FOREIGN BOOZE
PRISONERS I CAN GO WHERE I CHOOSE . . .
I’VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE . . .
(The prison officers interrupt to herd them off to breakfast, featuring:
Principal Officer JIM FENNER, Senior Officer SYLVIA HOLLAMBY and Junior
Prison Officer JUSTIN MATTISON.)
JIM Right, you lot. Breakfast. Move it!
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SYLVIA (to the JULIES) You two – serve out the swill. The rest of you – line up at your
trough.
PRISONERS I SHOULDN’T BE HERE
THIS ISN’T ME HERE
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE!
SYLVIA Move it!
PRISONERS GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE!
JIM Shut it!
(Music underscore continues. The women start to move into place for
breakfast . JUSTIN unlocks the main gate to let in HELEN & RACHEL. JIM alerts
SYLVIA, who’s eating a chocolate bar .)
JIM (cont’d) Chocs away, Sylv, here comes little Miss New Broom.
SYLVIA Flaming Nora! Why can’t she stay in her office like any normal Wing
Governor?
JIM (with intent ) One day they’ll pick the right man for the job.
(They snap into uniform mode and present themselves to HELEN.)
JIM (cont’d) Morning, ma’am.
SYLVIA Morning, ma’am.
HELEN We’ve got a new allocation . . .
(The prisoners pay attention .)
HELEN (cont’d) This is Rachel Hicks. First-time Young Offender.
SYLVIA (aside ) Another drug addict come to join us.
JIM Welcome to G Wing, Rachel. I’m Principal Officer Mr Fenner. (Introducing SYLVIA.) You’ve met Senior Officer Mrs Hollamby.
(SYLVIA sneers.)
SYLVIA You lot call me Miss.
KAT No we don’t, we call you Bodybag.
JIM (introducing JUSTIN) And this is Junior Officer Mr Mattison.
JUSTIN Hi. First day’s the worst. Soon get your bearings.
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(RACHEL is trembling, on the verge of tears . HELEN hands JIM a folder .)
HELEN Here’s her file. Make an appointment with my secretary for her induction.
JIM Don’t have to take up your valuable time, ma’am. Just leave Rachel with me.
(With a patronising smile, he ushers RACHEL away and SYLVIA moves in to
usher HELEN out.)
SYLVIA Here’s the log book, Ma’am.
JIM One more for breakfast, Julies.
TWO JULIES (mechanically ) One coming up, Mr Fenner.
(They fetch another bowl of porridge.)
JIM (to RACHEL) Get yourself fed, I’ll find you a bed.
NIKKI That’s his speciality.
JIM I’ll find you a bed down the block if you don’t shut it, Wade.
(She gives him a world-weary look as he exits to the POs’ office .)
SHELL (to DENNY, re. RACHEL) Like he’d be interested in that little minger.
NIKKI Fresh meat? Better than leftovers.
(SHELL bristles. RACHEL sits down beside CRYSTAL, who erupts.)
CRYSTAL I ain’t sitting next to this low-life. (To SYLVIA / HELEN.) There’s more doing
dealings in here than down King’s Cross.
SYLVIA Oh skip the saint act, Gordon. I don’t remember Jesus saying ‘Blessed are the
shoplifters’.
HELEN ( pushing past her ) Mrs Hollamby! I’ll deal with this.
(SYLVIA exits to the POs’ office.)
RACHEL (to CRYSTAL) You got me wrong. I was only done for two ‘E’s.
CRYSTAL E’s for Evil!
HELEN Right, that’s enough. Nobody’s here to be judged. We’re all of us in this
prison to try and help you get out of it.
SHELL Okay. Me and Den’s up for that, Miss. Give us a key and we’ll be off.
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HELEN I’m trying to treat you women with respect. Please don’t make me think you
don’t deserve any.
NIKKI Nice idea. Pity you don’t tell it to the screws.
( Jeers. The NUMBER ONE Governing Governor enters. Helen glares at NIKKI and goes to meet the NUMBER ONE.)
NUMBER ONE Miss Stewart – I was expecting to find you in your office.
HELEN It’s got a great desk, sir, but a lousy view of the prison. I prefer a more hands-on
approach.
NUMBER ONE Indeed . . . Well, I came to inform you that your probationary period, though
not without incident, has been deemed a success. Congratulations.
HELEN (shakes his hand ) Thank you, sir. Now I can really hope to make a difference.
NUMBER ONE Helen – just remember – whatever new ideas you’ve got in mind – prison is a
place with two types of people in it: us and them.
(He exits.)
HELEN MAYBE I’M A FOOL TO THINK THAT I COULD DO SOME GOOD
BUT IF I DIDN’T THINK I COULD
I WOULDN’T BE HERE
NOW I HAVE A CHANCE TO REALLY DO THIS MY OWN WAY
I WON’T LET ANYONE SAYI SHOULDN’T BE HERE
(HELEN exits, with determination . SHELL and DENNY sidle up to RACHEL.)
SHELL Don’t worry, Rachel. We’ll help you cope without your drugs, won’t we Den?
DENNY Yeah. (To RACHEL) ’Cos either you give ’em over to Shell, or I’ll smack your
head open!
(She whacks the table with a pool-ball filled sock. They laugh as RACHEL puts
her head in her hands and sobs all the more.)
NIKKI Leave the kid alone, Dockley!
SHELL Why, fancy her yourself?
(Tempers flare .)
CRYSTAL All you sinners is gonna burn.
PRISONERS SAME OLD SHIT
TWENTY FOUR SEVEN
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JULIES (to RACHEL) WELCOME TO LIFE HERE INSIDE
PRISONERS THIS IS IT
CRYSTAL AND IT SURE ISN’T HEAVEN
NIKKI ALTHOUGH IT FEELS LIKE I’VE DIED
PRISONERS WHEN YOU NEED A HELPING HAND
DON’T EXPECT THEM TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT’S ANOTHER DAY?
ANOTHER WEEK?
ANOTHER YEAR?
WHEN WE SHOULDN’T BE HERE
WE SHOULDN’T BE HERE
WE SHOULDN’T BE HERE
WE SHOULDN’T BE HERE.
(JIM and SYLVIA enter from the office .)
JIM Right then, ladies. Slops and mops. Get ready for work.
SYLVIA Meaning now, not next week. Shift it! Come on . . .
(NOREEN BIGGS (aged 65 going on 100 ) staggers in, fag in mouth.)
SYLVIA (cont’d) What time do you call this, Biggs?
NOREEN I’m on me last legs, Miss. You got to get me to the hospital.
SYLVIA You’ve been on your last flaming legs since I’ve been in uniform.
NOREEN Not that long, Miss . . .
(She breaks into a hacking cough.)
SYLVIA Oh get back to your cell and save your lungs.
(NOREEN gives the fingers behind SYLVIA’S back – and scuttles off.)
SHELL I gotta be excused work too, Miss. Got the decorators in.
SYLVIA Again?
JIM All right, Dockley, take the morning.
(SYLVIA exits.)
SHELL Thank you, sir.
JIM (aside ) Thank me later.
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(SHELL gives him a smug smile and sashays off. Only RACHEL remains, all
adrift. JIM picks up her bag.)
JIM (cont’d) This way, Rachel. Got you a cell of your own. Nice and private.
(JIM
guides her away to her cell with a paternal arm round .)
[SFX:
The sound of multiple doors slamming as Rachel is lost within the system .]
SCENE THREE
RACHEL’S CELL. RACHEL sits on the bare mattress beside a pile of bedding and her bag of
possessions, hanging her head as JIM shuts the door behind him.
JIM Get your bed made up, put your own things out, soon feel like home, eh?
RACHEL Wish I’d swapped them two ‘E’s for a load of sleeping pills.
JIM Come on, love. It’s not the end of the world, is it?
RACHEL It is! I’ve lost everything now.
(She sobs. JIM finds her a hanky .)
JIM Here. Have a good blow. Take a deep breath. Then tell Uncle Jim what’s the
trouble and see what he can do.
(RACHEL takes his hanky and blows.)
RACHEL It’s Maddie.
(RACHEL shows him a photo.)
RACHEL (cont’d) My baby. I’m still meant to be breast-feeding her. She won’t look at a bottle.
JIM I didn’t know you had a little baby.
RACHEL Yeah, but Social’s got her took into care.
JIM Only till you get out of prison, love. Then they’ll give her back to you, won’tthey?
RACHEL But what if they don’t? I’ll be chucked out my home by then ’cos the Social
stops your rent. They won’t give you back your baby if you haven’t got a
home but Council won’t re-home you unless you’ve got a baby.
JIM Right . . . Have you ever heard of the Brotherhood of Freemasons?
RACHEL No.
JIM Well, I’m going to let you in on a big secret, Rachel. There’s men like me in
every walk of life. Got the power to pull all sorts of strings for each other.
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DENNY THE GIRL CAN’T TAKE IT
SHELL EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SAYS YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT
AND GRASSING TO A SCREW
AIN’T A CLEVER THING TO DO
UNLESS YOU SUIT A CHELSEA SMILESUCH A PRETTY LITTLE THING
I WOULDN’T LINGER IN THE SHOWERS
EVERY LEZZER ON THE WING WILL WANT THEIR GO
DENNY YOU’LL BE STUCK IN THERE FOR HOURS
SHELL THE DAYS ARE LONG AND THE NIGHTS ARE SCARY
DENNY THEM GIRLS ARE STRONG AND SOME QUITE HAIRY
SHELL MOST NIGHTS THE SCREAMING NEVER ENDS
SHELL & DENNY THAT’S WHEN YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE GOT FRIENDS . . .
SHELL AND I’LL BE WATCHING OVER YOU
DENNY WE’LL BE WATCHING YOU
SHELL LIKE A GUARDIAN ANGEL
ANYTIME YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU
DENNY DON’T LOOK NOW
SHELL YOU KNOW I’LL ALWAYS FIND YOU
I’LL KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DO
DENNY EVERYTHING YOU DO
SHELL I’M YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
NOTHING HAPPENS HERE I DON’T SEE
NOTHING’S SAID THAT WON’T GET BACK TO ME
LUCKY YOU THAT I’M GONNA BE YOUR ANGEL
IT’S A FACT
PRISON IS DEPRESSING
DENNY BETTER JUST ACCEPT IT THERE’S NO POINT IN STRESSING
SHELL THE ONLY WAY TO COPE
INSTEAD OF LOSING HOPE
IS GET COMPLETELY OFF YOUR FACE
NOW I’M A MATE
WHO BELIEVES IN SHARING
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DENNY PEOPLE DON’T APPRECIATE THAT SHELL’S SO CARING
SHELL A LITTLE BILLY WHIZ
CAN REALLY DO THE BIZ
AND THEN IT’S GONE WITHOUT A TRACE
WHEN YOU’RE CRAWLING UP THE WALLYOU JUST CALL AND I’LL COME FLYING
SHELL & DENNY TAKE YOUR PICK – WE’VE GOT IT ALL
SHELL JUST LET ME KNOW
DENNY WE DO REGULAR SUPPLYING
SHELL HAVE A WRAP
(RACHEL pushes it away.)
DENNY NO ONE’S TOUCHED IT
SHELL EXCEPT PERHAPS THE GIRL WHO CRUTCHED IT
JUST PAY YOUR BILLS AND YOU’LL BE FINE
DENNY Shell, can I have that necklace?
(DENNY eyes up RACHEL’S necklace .)
SHELL Yeah, go on, Den. Help yourself.
AND REMEMBER NOW – WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE . . .
’COS I’LL BE WATCHING OVER YOU
DENNY WE’LL BE WATCHING YOU
SHELL LIKE A GUARDIAN ANGEL
ANYTIME YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU
DENNY DON’T LOOK NOW
SHELL YOU KNOW I’LL ALWAYS FIND YOU
I’LL KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DO
DENNY EVERYTHING YOU DO
SHELL I’M YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
NOTHING HAPPENS HERE I DON’T SEE
NOTHING’S SAID THAT WON’T GET BACK TO ME
LUCKY YOU THAT I’M GONNA BE YOUR ANGEL
DENNY AH-AH-AH-AH-AAAH
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SHELL YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
TANNOY Movement to work will now commence.
(SHELL takes out a bag of pills .)
SHELL (to RACHEL) Here – leave you a coupla freebies.
(RACHEL’S left staring at the pills. She flushes them down the loo and sobs on
her bed.) [SFX:
“Locks, bolts and bars” as the prison machine closes in.]
SCENE FOUR
PRISON OFFICERS’ OFFICE / G WING LANDING / MALE STAFF TOILETS . SYLVIA’S in her
armchair, feet up, with her ‘Take a Break’ magazine. JIM’S on paperwork .
JUSTIN (to JIM) Black coffee? (To SYLVIA.) Sweet tea?
SYLVIA I’d prefer a ‘G and T’, the morning I’ve had.
JUSTIN You never have a good morning, do you, Sylvia?
SYLVIA Excuse me?
JIM Justin – better hop it down to reception. There’s a sweat box due back from
court.
JUSTIN Why do they keep sending us prisoners? Don’t they know Sylvia’s on her tea-
break?
(He exits.)
SYLVIA You can see who that little pup’s licking up to, can’t you?
(RACHEL appears at the door.)
RACHEL Mr Fenner?
(SYLVIA groans. JIM plays weary for SYLVIA’S benefit.)
JIM What is it now, Rachel?
RACHEL I need to talk to you, sir. Private, like.
SYLVIA This isn’t a drop-in centre, you know.
RACHEL Please, sir –
(JIM heads RACHEL outside.)
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JIM (to RACHEL) All right – (Tutting to SYLVIA.) Mr Popular!
(He shuts the door on SYLVIA and turns to tearful RACHEL.)
JIM (cont’d) What’s the problem, Rachel?
RACHEL That Shell Dockley . . .
JIM What about her?
RACHEL Her and her mate’s been trying to get me on the smack.
JIM Don’t you worry about Dockley, I’ll deal with her.
RACHEL Oh thanks, sir. I told her I’d report her to you.
JIM Well, she’d better not find out you have or she’ll rip your tongue out.
RACHEL But – but you’ll stop her, won’t you?
JIM Rachel – I can’t give you special treatment if you go round telling everyone
about it.
RACHEL I’m going to report her to Miss Stewart.
JIM Miss Stewart? She’s been in prison for about as long as you have, love. But
fine, if you’d rather trust her than me . . .
(And he makes to go . RACHEL panics .)
RACHEL No, sir – please – I’m sorry if I said the wrong thing. I just –
(She blubs . JIM lifts her chin .)
JIM It’s only me can keep you safe and help you get back your baby, Rachel. But
you’ve got to keep this shut. Okay? Trust me?
(RACHEL nods.)
JIM (cont’d) Good girl.
(He gives her chin a little brush with his forefinger and winks at her, just as
HELEN appears.)
JIM (cont’d) Go and report for work.
(RACHEL scurries off.)
HELEN (suspicious ) Problem?
JIM Ask me, that one’s got ‘victim’ written all over her, poor kid.
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HELEN No one’s a victim on my Wing.
JIM That’s why I’m taking her under my wing, ma’am.
(HELEN gives him a long look.)
HELEN Book her in to see me first thing tomorrow.
(She heads into the office . JIM follows her, rattled . HELEN finds SYLVIA asleep .)
HELEN (cont’d) Can I fetch you a footstool, Sylvia?
(SYLVIA jumps up.)
SYLVIA Sorry, ma’am – I was just . . . um . . .
HELEN Skiving?
(SYLVIA’S affronted.)
SYLVIA Not me, Miss Stewart! I live and breathe for this prison.
HELEN Well living and breathing isn’t quite enough, I’m afraid, you’ve got to move
about a bit as well. So when you’ve caught up with your other duties, I want
you to find Nikki Wade and upgrade her cell.
(SYLVIA and JIM snort in disbelief.)
JIM / SYLVIA What?
JIM You’re putting a known trouble-maker like Wade on enhanced?
SYLVIA Giving her privileges?
HELEN Her appeal came through today. It’s our job to give her every encouragement
to win it.
SYLVIA What, so she can murder another man in a fit of jealous rage? She’s lucky
we’re not allowed to give her a good hanging.
HELEN Really?
JIM Well you can’t believe she stabbed a broken bottle in that copper’s neck by
accident?
HELEN ‘That copper’ was trying to rape her girlfriend!
SYLVIA They’ve always got an excuse.
HELEN Oh, for goodness sake.
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JIM Um – you sure you’re not getting too personally involved here?
HELEN I’m saying she’s not a homicidal maniac.
SYLVIA (to JIM) No, just a homosexual murderess. Society needs protecting. We need
protecting.
HELEN If you’d rather execute prisoners, Sylvia, I suggest you apply for a job in Texas.
(She turns to go – and JIM suddenly sees the future . . . )
JIM Just a sec . . . you say you’re worried about Rachel Hicks? (To SYLVIA.)
How’re we supposed to keep her safe with the likes of Wade let off the leash?
SYLVIA Like throwing a chop to a Rottweiler.
HELEN You don’t know anything about any of the women in here, do you?
JIM With all due respect, ma’am, us old lockhands know a bit about Jailcraft.
Bottom line is, you go soft on a hard case like Wade –
SYLVIA Well that’s Good Order And Discipline dead and done for.
HELEN I’ll tell you what’s dead and done for – treating these women like children,
cancelling their visits, ‘losing’ their letters – the whole bag of dirty tricks
you’ve used to make their lives a misery. So stop living in the past and carry
out my orders.
(HELEN exits . SYLVIA shakes her head in despondency.)
SYLVIA That’s it, then. End of an era, Jim. Time to bring on the chronic backache and
sign off on the sick.
JIM Maybe not Sylv, I think she’s just shot herself in the foot.
SYLVIA How’s that?
JIM Well, talk about high risk strategy! If Wade kicks off again, and let’s face it,
that won’t be hard to arrange, then Stewart’ll be in a right mess.
(SYLVIA sees the light.)
SYLVIA And we’ll clean up!
Music No. 3: “JAILCRAFT”
(JIM & SYLVIA)
JIM YOU WON’T LEARN THIS ART IN A BOOK
THERE’S NO FAST TRACK TO IT
SYLVIA YOU CAN’T SKIP THE YEARS THAT IT TOOK
THERE’S A REAL KNACK TO IT
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JIM JAILCRAFT
WE’VE GOT IT!
SYLVIA JAILCRAFT
YOU’VE GOT IT!
JIM & SYLVIA JAILCRAFT
THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES
SYLVIA YOU WON’T GET THIS WITH A DEGREE
IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE
DOWN THE SHARP END, TAKE IT FROM ME
JIM & SYLVIA THE ONE THING YOU TRUST IS
JAILCRAFT
WE’VE GOT IT
HARD GRAFTBUT WE’VE GOT IT
JAILCRAFT
THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES
JIM IT’S BASIC COMMON SENSE
SYLVIA PLUS A LITTLE SELF-DEFENCE
JIM MIX WITH PROFESSIONAL CALM
SYLVIA ADD A DASH OF PERSONAL CHARM
JIM & SYLVIA AND WHEN THAT OLD PROVERBIAL
FINALLY HITS THE FAN
WE’RE UP FRONT
BEARING THE BRUNT
JUST DOING THE BEST WE CAN
WE DON’T GET THE THANKS WE DESERVE
DOWN AT THE COALFACE
WHILE THOSE WIMPS ARE LOSING THEIR NERVE
WE RUN THE WHOLE PLACE JAILCRAFT
JIM IRREFUTABLE
JIM & SYLVIA JAILCRAFT
SYLVIA GOD WE’RE BEAUTIFUL
JIM & SYLVIA JAILCRAFT
THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES
JIM Right. Get Wade back on the wing and tell Dockley ‘to report for work’.
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SYLVIA Don’t worry, I’ll wind up Wade’s welcome party.
(SYLVIA exits .)
JIM AND IF THE POWERS THAT BE
ARE JUST TOO BLIND TO SEEI KNOW A THING OR TWO
I’LL PULL A STRING OR TWO
TAKE A LESSON FROM ME
(JIM enters the Male Staff Toilets. He’s joined at the urinals by the NUMBER
ONE.)
NUMBER ONE So, Jim, off the record, how’s the new girl Governor doing on G Wing?
JIM (aside ) WORRIED LOOK, FURROWED BROW
A SLIGHT . . . HESITATION . . .
NUMBER ONE If you have concerns . . .
JIM (to NUMBER ONE) I WOULDN’T LIKE TO INTERFERE
NUMBER ONE Any information’s in the strictest confidence.
(Dramatic pause, then JIM flourishes a notebook.)
JIM IT’S ALL IN HERE . . .
YEARS OF EXPERIENCEYOU UNDERSTAND . . .
(The NUMBER ONE takes the notebook and shakes JIM’S hand.)
NUMBER ONE Leave it with me, Jim. Enough said.
JIM YEARS OF PERFECTING
A SHAKE OF THE HAND
NUMBER ONE See you at the Lodge meeting.
(The NUMBER ONE exits and JIM goes to the mirror .)
JIM MY BUT IT’S GOOD TAKING CONTROL
SLIDING UP THAT GREASY POLE
(The urinals disappear and SYLVIA rejoins him back on the landing, both a-
swagger .)
JIM & SYLVIA AND YOU WON’T GET THAT OUT OF A BOOK
ON PRISON PROCEDURE
WHEN THOSE SUITS GET CAUGHT ON THE HOOKTHAT’S WHEN THEY NEED YA
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JAILCRAFT
WE’VE GOT IT
HARD GRAFT
BUT WE’VE GOT IT
JAILCRAFT
THAT’S WHAT IT TAKESWHEN YOU’RE SHORT-STAFFED
YOUR BACK NEARLY BREAKS
WE GET WELL SHAFTED
BUT WE STRUGGLE THROUGH
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL
YOUR EAR TO THE GROUND
BACK TO THE WALL
WHEN TROUBLE’S AROUND
IT’S JAILCRAFT
JAILCRAFT
JAILCRAFTTHAT’S WHAT WE DO
ME AND YOU!
(The JULIES enter to mop the landing, as a prison officer leads NIKKI to the
wing gate. NOREEN lurks. SHELL enters in a strop.)
SHELL (to NOREEN) What you looking at, Asbo? Do one.
(JIM smirks to SYLVIA and exits to the POs’ office . PRISON OFFICER unlocks the
gate and NIKKI enters .)
PRISON OFFICER One back on the wing.
(He re-locks it and exits.)
NIKKI This has got to be a wind up.
SYLVIA Governor’s orders.
NIKKI To put me on enhanced?
SHELL Eh? What’s this?
SYLVIA None of your concern, Dockley.
SHELL But what’s she done to get given special privvies?
SYLVIA Wait at the gate for escort to work. Wade, go pack your bags.
(SYLVIA exits to the office. And SHELL marches up to NIKKI in a fury .)
SHELL You ain’t packing nothing ’cept my fist, you shitpiece.
(SHELL takes a swing at NIKKI, and NIKKI dodges.)
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NIKKI Whoah! Stay away from me.
JULIE S Oi! Dockley –
JULIE J Watch out, Nik –
(SHELL dives on NIKKI who is forced to fight back. They wrestle . SHELL is a
fireball of fury. NOREEN watches excitedly .)
SHELL Turned guv’nor’s grass, ain’tcha?
NIKKI What’re you on about, you crack-head?
NOREEN Go on, Nikki, kick her in the fanny. (As SHELL kicks NIKKI.) No, not you, her.
Slap her tits.
(And all NIKKI can do to stop her is swing a punch – as JUSTIN and PRISONOFFICER arrive back at the gate to witness .)
JULIE S Leave it, Nik –
JULIE J She’s not worth it.
JUSTIN Nikki –
TWO JULIES Dockley –
(SYLVIA returns.)
SYLVIA What the blue blazes . . .?
SHELL (to JUSTIN) You saw that, sir! She just went for me!
NIKKI The stupid nutter’s off her face.
(JIM re-emerges from the office, casual as anything .)
JIM Problem?
SYLVIA Wade’s just attacked Dockley.
NIKKI It was self-defence.
SYLVIA Oh, that old line.
JIM You’re on Rule 43.
NIKKI No way!
JULIE S That’s not fair!
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JULIE J ’S not fair!
NOREEN It was just getting good.
JIM And you can stop stirring and get back to your cell. Dockley, off to work.
SYLVIA Show’s over.
(SYLVIA herds them away , SHELL smug. JIM smirks as ‘Control and Restraint’
arm and leg locks are applied to NIKKI.)
JIM You just can’t control that vicious temper, can you, Wade? Shame, ’cos
apparently your appeal came through today.
NIKKI What appeal?
JIM Too late for regrets now. Take her down the block, Mr Mattison.
NIKKI Get off me, you bastards!
(JIM exits. NIKKI is manhandled off .) [SFX:
A deafening slam – “Locks, bolts
and bars”.]
SCENE FIVE
PUNISHMENT BLOCK CELL. NIKKI is manhandled in.
JUSTIN (to other officer ) That’s enough.
(NIKKI is left on the bed and the P.O. exits.)
NIKKI What’s this about my appeal?
JUSTIN Miss Stewart’s got you a court hearing. There’s new evidence against that
policeman.
NIKKI Huh?
JUSTIN
But you just keep looking for trouble, don’t you?
NIKKI I didn’t start it!
JUSTIN Why the hell do you make it so hard for people to help you, Nikki? Don’t you
want to get out of prison?
(JUSTIN exits. NIKKI is left alone to contemplate her fate .)
Music No. 4: “ONE MOMENT”
(NIKKI)
NIKKI DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME ON METHERE’S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO SET ME FREE . . .
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ONE LIFE
ONE FATE
NOTHING I CAN DO
GOD KNOWS I’VE WIPED MY TEARS AWAY
TOO LONG
TOO LATEAND EVERYTHING I EVER HAD WAS BROKEN ON THAT DAY
ONE MOMENT AND LIFE IS CHANGED FOREVER
PATHS ARE CROSSED
DREAMS ARE LOST
DESTINIES COLLIDE
IN ONE MOMENT THE WORLD IS CHANGED FOREVER
THE GREAT AND GOOD DIVIDE
TRUTH WILL DECIDE
ONE CHOICEONE FIGHT
WHAT ELSE COULD I DO?
HOW COULD I LIVE AND LET IT BE?
TWO WRONGS
ONE RIGHT
AND EITHER WAY A PRICE TO PAY THAT ALL COMES BACK TO ME
ONE MOMENT YOU FACE THE WORLD TOGETHER
RIDING HIGH
DAYS GO BY
LOST WITHOUT A CAREONE LAST MOMENT OF HOLDING ON TOGETHER
AS ALL THE DREAMS YOU SHARE
MELT INTO AIR
AND LIFE PLAYS ON
BEYOND THOSE GATES
WHERE FREEDOM CALLS
AND NO ONE WAITS
THERE WHERE MY LIFE USED TO BE
THERE’S NOTHING BUT A FANTASY
ALL THAT I HAD LEFT OF MEIS GONE
ALL GONE
LONG GONE
I WON’T FORGET
I DON’T REGRET
THERE’S NOTHING MORE THAT I CAN SAY
I’LL PAY MY DEBT
AND LET THEM THROW MY LIFE AWAY
ONE MOMENT YOUR FUTURE’S GONE FOREVERBRIDGES BURNED
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A CORNER TURNED
YOU WALK THE LINE ALONE
IN ONE MOMENT WHAT’S DONE IS DONE FOREVER
WHEN ALL THE BIRDS HAVE FLOWN
YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN
YOU’RE ON YOUR OWNI’M ON MY OWN
(She slumps in despair . HELEN unlocks the door and enters, holding an official
letter.)
HELEN Great timing, Nikki.
NIKKI Just leave me alone, will you?
HELEN Sorry, but I’ve stuck my neck out for you. I need you to win this appeal.
NIKKI Look, if you’ve got some Good Samaritan fixation, why don’t you go and helpRachel Hicks?
HELEN Nikki – this is your chance to get back together with your girlfriend. You
can’t give up on her now.
NIKKI That’s right, I can’t – ’cos she’s got together with somebody else.
HELEN Oh. I’m so sorry.
NIKKI Yeah well, don’t worry, if I’d known I’d lose the girl, I’d still have stabbed the
guy. “Can’t control my vicious temper”, can I?
HELEN So you’re just going to play the martyr, are you? Feel sorry for yourself?
(NIKKI looks at her – and can hardly fight back the tears .)
NIKKI That’s right. Do you mind?
(She turns away. HELEN goes to her.)
HELEN Yes, I do, actually. You’re going to work, then back on the wing.
NIKKI What?
HELEN I’m over-ruling Fenner and I’m moving you up to Enhanced. And I expect you
to go to court and bloody well fight for your freedom, Nikki. Not just for you,
but for all the other women in here.
(HELEN opens the cell door.)
HELEN (cont’d) Deal?
NIKKI You’re the boss.
(NIKKI exits with HELEN.) [SFX:
“Locks, bolts and bars”.]
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SCENE SIX
G WING LANDING. JUSTIN unlocks the gate for the JULIES to mop their way back on to the landing.
JUSTIN On you go.
JULIE S Any jobs you want a hand with, sir?
JULIE J We don’t mind getting dirty for you.
JULIE S (snapping on her rubber gloves ) But we do insist on using rubbers.
JUSTIN Look, Julies – (Sighs.) Do you have to keep this up?
JULIE J Keep what up, lover boy?
JUSTIN That! Harassing me. Respect works both ways, you know?
JULIE S Sorry, darling. Only showing our appreciation.
(She goes off to the servery, but JULIE J hangs back.)
JULIE J We’re not used to blokes treating us nice.
JUSTIN Well that’s a good reason to try and change your ways, isn’t it? Start afresh.
JULIE J Do that every time we get out, innit? But we’re not educated like you, sir.
Only work we can get’s against the bleeding law. Even when half the puntersout there are the bleeding law.
(She heads off after JULIE S, leaving JUSTIN feeling inadequate – as HELEN
enters the wing, with a look of determination to JUSTIN.)
HELEN Tell Mr Fenner I’ve sent Nikki Wade back to work. Then she’ll be moving
cells.
(JUSTIN heads off to the POs’ office, gladly.)
HELEN (cont’d) Julie? Can I have a word?
(JULIE S points to herself – ‘Me, Miss?’ HELEN nods.)
JULIE S (to JULIE J) Bleedinell, what have I done now?
(She goes over to speak to HELEN.)
JULIE S (cont’d) Yes, Miss?
(JULIE J earwigs in the background.)
HELEN I’ve had a call about your son. David.
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(JULIE S panics.)
JULIE S What about him? He’s all right, ain’t he, Miss? Tell me.
HELEN Don’t worry, Julie. There’s nothing wrong with him. But Social Services say
there’s been a problem with the care arrangements you made for him over theschool holidays . . .
JULIE S Eh? What’s my arrangements got to do with Social bleeding Services? My
David’s staying with his Auntie Sandra. Sorted.
HELEN Unfortunately his ‘Auntie Sandra’ has also been taken into custody.
JULIE J Oh shit.
HELEN Social Services have found him a foster home.
JULIE S What? You mean they’re sticking my son in a house with a couple of strangers
to look after him?
HELEN He’s too young to look after himself. I’m sure your son knows how much you
love him, Julie. I’ll try and get a number for you to call him.
(HELEN exits – leaving both the JULIES in despair .)
JULIE S Oh my God, Ju. What if I have to tell him the truth?
JULIE J You can’t do that, Ju. He thinks his mum’s a top international travel agent.Why you got to spend all this time away and sent him to boarding school,
innit? You can’t tell him you’re on the game and in the nick?
JULIE S Why do they punish our kids? It’s not their fault what their rotten mums done.
Should’ve seen this coming, Ju.
JULIE J (bitter ) Yeah, since when did we never get shat on?
Music No. 5: “LIFE OF GRIME”
(THE TWO JULIES / PRISONERS)
JULIE J (cont’d) WHEN YOU’RE STUCK IN THE MUCKAND NOBODY GIVES A –
TWO JULIES FRENCH CONNECTION
JULIE J WHEN YOU’RE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
AND YOU’RE RUNNING IN THE –
TWO JULIES WRONG DIRECTION
THERE’S NO ESCAPING FROM THE SLIME
YOU’RE LIVING A LIFE OF GRIME
JULIE J BLOODY RUBBISH
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TWO JULIES A LIFE OF GRIME
JULIE J WHEN YOU DOSS WITH THE DROSS
AND YOU’RE BANGED UP IN AN –
TWO JULIES INSTITUTION
JULIE S NO-ONE’S GIVING A TOSS
ALL THEY’RE GIVING YOU IS –
TWO JULIES RETRIBUTION
YOU’RE JUST A VICTIM DOING TIME
FOR LIVING A LIFE OF GRIME
JULIE S WHEN YOU’RE FLAT ON YOUR BACK
WHILE SOME GIT GETS HIS ROCKS OFF
TWO JULIES THAT’S A TIME TO REFLECT
JULIE J YOU’RE MOANING AND GROANING
YOUR POOR LITTLE SOCKS OFF
TWO JULIES THAT DOESN’T GET YOU RESPECT
AFTER BLOWING HIS HORNPIPE
AND BANGING HIS DRUM
AND THANKING GOD YOU’RE NOT HIS WIFEIT TAKES MORE THAN A WET WIPE
TO CLEAN UP THE SCUM
OF YOUR WHOLE STINKING MISERABLE LIFE
JULIE J YOU’RE A SLUT IN A RUT
JULIE S NEVER SHIFTING THE DIRT
JULIE J ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SOME LUBRICATION
JULIE S SICK AND TIRED OF THE SMUT
JULIE J SICK OF LIFTING YOUR SKIRT
JULIE S YOU COULD USE A BIT OF CULTIVATION
TWO JULIES INSTEAD OF BLOOMING IN YOUR PRIME
YOU’RE LIVING A LIFE OF . . .
(The women at work appear at their production line, robotically sticking the
heads on dolls and passing them down the line as they sing. )
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TWO JULIES
& PRISONERS GRIME, GRIME, GRIME, GRIME
PRISONERS CAN’T SHIFT IT
CAN’T MOVE IT
CAN’T GET THIS CRAP – OUT OF MY LIFECAN’T SHIFT IT
CAN’T MOVE IT
CAN’T GET THIS CRAP – OUT OF MY LIFE
LOW DOWN DIRTY LITTLE SCUMBAG SCRUBBERS
LOW DOWN DIRTY LITTLE SCUMBAG SCRUBBERS
LOW DOWN DIRTY LITTLE SCUMBAG SCRUBBERS
LOW DOWN DIRTY LITTLE SCUMBAG SCRUBBERS
(Lights down on the works production line, as JULIE S slumps in despair .)
JULIE S ALL THAT I WANTED
WAS ONE LOUSY BREAK
A CHANCE TO MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT
BUT DESPITE ALL MY TALENTS
THE BOOKS NEVER BALANCE
I KEEP ENDING UP IN THE SHITE
TWO JULIES WHEN YOU’RE STUCK IN THE MUCK
AND NOBODY GIVES A FRENCH CONNECTION
ALWAYS PASSING THE BUCK
BUT YOU’RE NEVER GONNA PASS INSPECTIONNOW LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME . . .
IF CLEANLINESS
MEANS GODLINESS
WE’RE SCREWED ALREADY
SO SOD THE MESS
THE SLOP’S IN THE BUCKET
YOU DON’T HAVE TO SUCK IT
TO SEE THAT IT’S A CRIME
LIVING A LIFE
LIVING A LIFE
LIVING A LIFE OF GRIME.
(The JULIES pack up their mops and buckets and get ready behind the servery
to dish up the next meal.)
TANNOY Return from work will now commence. [SFX: “Locks, bolts and bars” – the
sound of multiple gates and doors unlocking all round the prison.]
(The other prisoners return from work and start to queue for tea. CRYSTAL’S
reading her bible. JIM and SYLVIA emerge from the POs’ office to supervise . A
MALE NURSE enters with the drugs trolley.)
NURSE Medication?
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TWO JULIES Buns and biccies.
(NOREEN queues up in the hope of getting some drugs.)
NOREEN I’m on the methadone.
SYLVIA No you’re not, you’re on biccies. Get back in the other queue.
JIM Mr Mattison – one more to collect from reception.
(JUSTIN exits.)
SHELL (to SYLVIA, re. NIKKI) What’s that snitch-bitch doing off the block?
SYLVIA Miss Stewart insists on moving her to an enhanced cell.
CRYSTAL Enhanced?! That sinner?
(SYLVIA folds her arms, as does JIM – both playing poker-faced.)
DENNY I don’t get it.
(Shell barges up to JIM.)
SHELL Neither do bleeding I! After what she done to me?
SYLVIA Don’t blame us, Dockley. We’re just following orders.
(She heads off to the POs’ office.)
SHELL Stewart must be shagging her!
NIKKI Piss off, Dockley.
JIM Wade, shut it! Dockley, move it.
(He exits. The JULIES join NIKKI, delighted . CRYSTAL walks amongst the
heathen, intoning from her Bible.)
CRYSTAL ‘Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah with brimstone and fire
from the Lord out of heaven.’
JULIE S Give us a break, Crystal.
JULIE J We had enough rained on us from old men when we was working, innit?
CRYSTAL All you heathens is gonna get stuffed with red hot pokers come Judgement
Day. When I is chilling up in Heaven – with angels bringing me milk and
honey to sip off their golden spoon.
JULIE S Only till you nick it off ’em.
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JULIE J Then you’ll get a poker like the rest of us.
(JUSTIN unlocks the gate and ushers in a new plastic-bag laden prisoner,
YVONNE ATKINS. In stark contrast to RACHEL, YVONNE’S entrance is sassy
and bold, dressed in a long red leather coat and high-heeled boots. The
women’s heads turn.)
JUSTIN New one on the Wing. Yvonne Atkins.
(He turns his back on her to lock the gate.)
YVONNE Hi girls. Just popped in for a quick four years. ‘But look on the bright side’, I said
to myself. ‘Least you’ll get a break from bleeding men’. On the other hand –
(Looks at JUSTIN’S arse.)
YVONNE (cont’d) Nice firm buns, do you give ’em away later?
(She gooses him.)
JUSTIN How would you like me to take you down the block?
YVONNE Is that like up the Arsenal?
(JUSTIN flushes.)
YVONNE (cont’d) (to the women ) Bloody hell – he’s pushy, ain’t he?
JUSTIN Wait there! I’ll see what cell you’re in.
YVONNE I’ve booked an en-suite double with a view of the bay.
(Prisoners laugh as red-faced JUSTIN hurries away to the POs’ office . YVONNE
spots a familiar face and approaches NOREEN.)
YVONNE (cont’d) Hello? I thought you were dead!
JULIE S Well what you waiting for, Shell? Gonna say ‘hello’ to the new girl?
JULIE J Like you do?
(SHELL sees her chance to regain face.)
SHELL What, you think I’m crapping it for some knackered old mobster’s missus?
(To DENNY.) Insult, innit?
DENNY Yeah, mentalist.
SHELL (nudges DENNY) Go on, then, Den. Do the honours.
DENNY Me?
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SHELL Yeah. Like you do.
(DENNY’S nervous as she’s bounced to the fore to give YVONNE the treatment.)
DENNY (to YVONNE) Oi! Brung any gear in on you? ’Cos either you give it over to
Shell or I’ll smack your head open.
(She brandishes the sock. YVONNE is unimpressed .)
YVONNE And who’s ‘Shell’ when she’s not at home?
DENNY ( pointing ) Shell Dockley. She’s top dog in this nick.
YVONNE Oh yeah? Woof woof. Well sorry, Fido. It’s time to move you out of your
kennel.
DENNY Listen, Grandma, you ain’t getting it. Shell’s doing life for topping the last tartwho got on her tits. You should be scared of her.
(She holds SHELL’S stunned stare. Then quickly takes out a flick-knife which
causes DENNY to drop the sock with the pool balls in. YVONNE casually
manicures her nails with the knife.)
YVONNE (to DENNY) I don’t do scared. (Beat.) I think your balls are on the floor.
(All the prisoners laugh . DENNY bends to pick them up . SHELL finally covers
with a little laugh.)
SHELL Okay. Just a joke.
(SHELL and DENNY retreat, the sound of jeering ringing in their ears.)
YVONNE (to the other women ) That’s all sorted, then.
(SYLVIA approaches, followed by JUSTIN.)
SYLVIA You can wipe that smile off your face, Atkins. You might be famous on the
outside, but you won’t be in here.
YVONNE Wanna bet?
SYLVIA You’re in cell seven. Move it.
YVONNE (to JUSTIN) Who’s the concierge?
SYLVIA You call me ‘Miss’ and you move, or you’re on report.
YVONNE Sylvia Hollamby, that’s right. As in Mr R. J. Hollamby Funeral Directors,
care of number thirteen, Cherry Tree Crescent, London SW9 4PQ?
(SYLVIA is taken aback .)
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SYLVIA (to JUSTIN) How does she know that?
NOREEN She’s a witch.
JUSTIN Not from me.
YVONNE From my husband, Charlie. He provides a lot of business for undertakers. If
you want me to put in a good word for your old man. ‘Miss’?
(SYLVIA flusters.)
SYLVIA (to the women ) You’re on free association until lock-up. (To JUSTIN.) You’re
on paperwork.
(She herds JUSTIN away to the POs’ office . YVONNE addresses the women .)
YVONNE I hope you girls know how to party.
(To exclamations of gleeful amazement from the assembled crowd, YVONNE
opens her long coat to reveal an array of inside pockets lined with miniature
bottles and cigarettes.)
JULIE S Blimey!
JULIE J Wow!
NIKKI Christ! I thought this dump was all bars and no booze.
YVONNE The screw who was supposed to search me didn’t fancy a visit from my
Charlie neither.
(Whoops of delight as she tosses bottles to the crowd. They immediately start
chucking it down their necks. YVONNE tosses a bottle for DENNY to catch .)
YVONNE (cont’d) Here’s an invite for you two an’ all. If you want to have a good time.
(DENNY and SHELL are dumbfounded .)
DENNY Eh?
YVONNE I only do nasty if I can’t do nice.
(DENNY looks to SHELL, eager.)
DENNY Shell?
(SHELL takes a sniff of the bottle and shrugs .)
SHELL Go with the flow, innit? Only one here wants us to have a bad time is that
Bible basher.
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DENNY Right, Crys-taaal?
(CRYSTAL chucks away her Bible and grabs a bottle .)
CRYSTAL Ain’t no commandment says thou shalt not shake thy bootie.
(Whoops and cheers as CRYSTAL joins the throng . YVONNE brandishes her
own hip flask and notices RACHEL left behind on her own .)
YVONNE And who’s little Cinderella, then? Ain’t you coming to the ball, darling?
RACHEL I – I don’t know anyone.
YVONNE You and me better stick together, eh? Here, have a swig of my special cocktail.
Soon get you in the mood.
(She offers her flask to RACHEL.)
RACHEL What’s in it?
YVONNE Two parts sweet dreams, one part dynamite.
Music No. 6: THE A LIST
(YVONNE & PRISONERS)
YVONNE (cont’d) WHEN YOU’RE ALL DOLLED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO
HEY! DON’T MAKE A FUSS
IF WE CAN’T GET OUT TO THE PARTY
THE PARTY CAN COME TO US!
(YVONNE throws off her coat .)
IT’S STRICTLY A-LIST
THIS’LL BE THE HOTTEST SPOT IN TOWN
SUN-KISSED CELEBRITIES WITH STYLE
CALL OK AND HELLO!
NOW WE’RE ALL SET TO GO
WE’RE GONNA MAKE A SPLASH
GET READY TO FLASH THAT SMILE
IT’S STRICTLY A-LIST
EVERYONE WHO’S ANYONE IS HERE
HEY SISTER, YOUR NAME IS ON THE DOOR
ROLL THE RED CARPET OUT
’COS TONIGHT THERE’S NO DOUBT
WE’RE HAVING A GIRLS’ NIGHT IN
LIKE THERE’S NEVER BEEN BEFORE
I’M GONNA BE THE PARTY QUEEN
GIVING IT UP ALL NIGHT
CRUISING AND SCHMOOZING WITH THE BESTTAKE A LOOK AROUND THIS EXCLUSIVE SCENE
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SO MUCH FLESH TO BE PRESSED
OH YES
IT’S STRICTLY A-LIST
LISTEN TO THE WORD OUT ON THE STREET
DON’T MISS THE PARTY OF THE YEARNO ‘B’S, NO ‘C’S
AND DARLING PLEASE, NO ‘D’S
NO HAS-BEENS, WOULD BE’S
WANNABES, COULD BE’S
I ABSOLUTELY MUST INSIST
STRICTLY A’S ON THE LIST
WE NEED JHOOJH AND PIZZAZZ
AND SOME GLAMOUR IN OUR LIVES
OUT ON THE RAZZ
LIKE WE’RE FOOTBALLERS’ WIVES
LOW CUT
UPLIFT
YOU ARE
GOD’S GIFT
GO STRUT YOUR STUFF ON THE FLOOR
PRISONERS GO STRUT YOUR STUFF
YVONNE BIG HAIR
BLING BLINGHOT AIR
MINGLING
THIS IS THE LIFE I ADORE
PRISONERS CAN’T GET ENOUGH!
YVONNE
& PRISONERS IT’S STRICTLY A-LIST
LISTEN TO THE WORD OUT ON THE STREET
DON’T MISS THE PARTY OF THE YEAR
NO ‘B’S, NO ‘C’S,BUT MAYBE I COULD SQUEEZE SOME ‘E’S
NO HAS-BEENS, WOULD BE’S
WANNABES, COULD BE’S
PRISONERS HAS-BEENS, WOULD BE’S
WANNABES, COULD BE’S
YVONNE I ABSOLUTELY MUST INSIST . . .
YVONNE
& PRISONERS WE’RE ON THE A-LISTCOME OUT AND PLAY LIST
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WON’T STOP TILL WE DROP
’COS WE’RE ON THE TOP TONIGHT
HEY, MISTER!
HEY, MISTER!
HEY, MISTER!
DON’T TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!
PARTY ALL NIGHT
BAD GIRLS PARTY
PARTY ALL NIGHT
BAD GIRLS PARTY
PARTY ALL NIGHT
BAD GIRLS PARTY ALL NIGHT!
PARTY ALL NIGHT!
TANNOY All inmates return to cells for lockup.
DENNY Cheers, Yvonne! I ain’t had such a good time since I set fire to my first foster
home.
(Prison reality snaps back in as SYLVIA reasserts her authority, JUSTIN in her
wake .)
SYLVIA That’s it, you lot. Bang up!
(There’s much bustling as bottles are tucked away and the prisoners start
heading off to their cells. SYLVIA gives YVONNE a wide berth .)
SYLVIA (cont’d) (to JUSTIN) You take Atkins. (To all .) Move it!
(JUSTIN comes to fetch YVONNE.)
JUSTIN (to YVONNE) Follow me.
(YVONNE picks up her plastic bag.)
YVONNE You can take me anywhere, sweetheart.
(JUSTIN rounds on her, affronted, as she eyes his arse.)
JUSTIN Look, if you want to screw a screw you’ve picked the wrong one, all right?
That’s not what I’m doing this job for.
YVONNE Ooooh, didn’t mean to poke you in the principles. Just – let me know when
you need a career break.
(She sashays off to her cell for JUSTIN to lock her in .)
TANNOY Lights out in five minutes.
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SCENE SEVEN
NIKKI’S CELL. Inside her cell, NIKKI is unpacking her possessions – mainly books. HELEN knocks at
the half-open door and looks in.
HELEN Hi.
NIKKI Hi! Welcome to my new apartment.
(HELEN comes in, pushing the door to behind her .)
HELEN Happy with it?
(NIKKI’S flirty / challenging .)
NIKKI Be lovely when I’ve knocked through.
HELEN I know it’s still a cell but it’s the best I can do.
NIKKI Well, hopefully I won’t be here too long – I’ve decided to really go for this
appeal.
HELEN That is such good news.
NIKKI It’s the least I can do – after you sticking your neck out for me. Taking a hell
of a risk, aren’t you?
HELEN I don’t believe prisons should be about ‘us and them’, Nikki. I don’t believemost of these women should even be here. And I’ve never doubted you were
telling the truth about your case. I hope you believe we’re on the same side now.
NIKKI Apart from the odd set of bars and a ten foot wall . . . Seriously – you’ve given
me the first hope I’ve had in ages. Even lightened up enough to let my hair
down tonight.
(HELEN laughs.)
HELEN Would that explain the whiff of alcohol I detected on the Wing?
NIKKI Do I have the right to remain silent?
HELEN No.
NIKKI Do I have the right to tell you you’re gorgeous?
(HELEN flushes and gets up to go . NIKKI hastens to reassure .)
NIKKI (cont’d) All the women in here think you’re brilliant, taking on Fenner. Well, except
for Dockley, but – (she’s a psycho . . .)
HELEN Good night, Nikki.
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(She exits – and NIKKI’S left in a spin .)
TANNOY Lights out.
(And the main lights go out .)
SCENE EIGHT
G WING LANDING / URBAN STREET. The night calls start up out of the darkness – unusually
merry.
JULIE S Anyone know a good cure for hiccups?
JULIE J Hiccups?
CRYSTAL Imagine being married to Fenner. Give yourself a fright, right?
(Cackles of laughter.)
NIKKI There’s hope for you yet, Crystal.
JULIE J Yeah, keep shaking that bootie.
KAT Can we have a party every night, Yvonne?
NOREEN What about some Bingo?
YVONNE Anyone for a nightcap?
PRISONER
(NATALIE) Yeah, swing it over!
DENNY Love ya, Shell.
SHELL I love me too, Den.
(JIM and SYLVIA complete the final lock-up . H ELEN enters, on her way home
and deep in disturbed thought . JUSTIN is waiting for her but she doesn’timmediately notice him. He’s trying to avoid attracting JIM and SYLVIA’S
attention .)
JUSTIN Helen?
HELEN Oh, hi –
JUSTIN Fancy a drink?
(Beat. HELEN catches up with herself .)
HELEN Yeah, why not?
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(And they head off. JIM and SYLVIA call after her from afar.)
JIM & SYLVIA Goodnight, Ma’am!
(JIM mimes swinging his golf club after her, smirking to SYLVIA.)
JIM Soon be in the rough.
SYLVIA Well, that’s me off home happy. My Bobby’s doing his braised meatballs
tonight.
JIM Lovely. I’ll hand over to the night shift.
SYLVIA Night, Jim.
JIM Night, Sylv.
(Music starts. SYLVIA exits happily , swinging her keys .
JIM surveys his domain – and smiles .)
Music No. 7: “THE KEY”
(JIM)
JIM (cont’d) THE KEY TO HIDDEN TREASURE
THE KEY TO FORBIDDEN PLEASURE
AND HOW DO YOU MEASURE A MAN
IF IT’S NOT BY WHAT HANGS FROM HIS FOB?
EVER SINCE JAILERS BEGAN
IT’S BEEN ONE OF THE PERKS OF THE JOBGOING TO WORK ON THE JOB
WHEN YOU HOLD THE KEY
NO FORCE
NO COERCION
PURE SATISFACTION FOR ALL
OF COURSE
SOME PERVERSION
BUT NOTHING THAT’S PAINFUL OR TOO OFF THE WALL
A MUTUAL SERVICE AND WHAT BETTER WAYTO UNWIND AS YOU WEND AT THE END OF THE DAY
AND WHILE YOU’RE GETTING YOUR END WELL AWAY
YOU’RE THE KING
OF THE NIGHT
OUT OF REACH
OUT OF SIGHT
EVERYONE’S UP FOR A BITE, SO
DON’T CALL ME GREEDY
’COS THESE GIRLS ARE NEEDY
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(JIM makes his way to SHELL’S cell . SHELL, in a sexy nightie, drapes herself in
the doorway, and Jim follows her inside. MUSIC continues as lights go up on
HELEN and JUSTIN in the street outside, running from the rain.)
HELEN & JUSTIN Taxi!
HELEN The great outdoors!
(He puts his umbrella over them both .)
HELEN Do you ever dream about doors?
JUSTIN Nah, I can lock ’em or leave ’em, me.
HELEN Why do we do it? Tonight – when I locked Nikki Wade in her cell – I thought
‘This is the shittiest job in the world.’ I mean, what kind of profession is it
where the occupational hazard is ‘lockhand’?
JUSTIN It’s the kind where you start your day with two prostitutes giving you the
come on, and you end it with a mobster’s missus grabbing your bum.
(HELEN giggles .)
JUSTIN (cont’d) Least that’s one hassle you don’t have to deal with – getting propositioned by
the prisoners.
HELEN Not every Juliet’s looking for a Romeo . . .
JUSTIN Right . . . (The penny drops.) Right.
HELEN Anyway, Nikki Wade’s going for her appeal so up yours, Fenner!
JUSTIN Taxi!
(Lights down and back up on the landing as JIM emerges from SHELL’S cell,
zipping up his flies.)
SHELL Ain’t you ever heard of “Ladies First”?
JIM If you play your cards right, pretty soon you could be shagging the Wing
Governor.
SHELL What, that Scottish tart? She’d be lucky.
JIM No. Me!
(JIM locks her in and resumes his patrol .)
JIM (cont’d) THE KEY TO HIDDEN TREASURE
THE KEY TO FORBIDDEN PLEASURETO TAKE AT YOUR LEISURE AND BEND
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TO WHATEVER YOUR FANCIES DICTATE
VIRGINS AND TARTS END TO END
IT’S THE CREAM OF THE FEMALE ESTATE
AND YOU GET IT ALL ON A PLATE
WHEN YOU HOLD THE KEY
NO TIES
NO CONNECTIONS
FRESH SUPPLIES ALWAYS ON TAP
RECOGNISE
THEIR AFFECTIONS
YOU’LL SOON HAVE THEM EATING RIGHT OUT OF YOUR LAP
DESPERATELY GRATEFUL FOR ALL YOU CAN GIVE
IT’S QUITE FAIR TO SAY YOU’RE THEIR REASON TO LIVE
FRANKLY IT’S JUST IRRESPONSIBLE IF
I DON’T TRYTO PROVIDE
WHAT THEY LACK
HERE INSIDE
EVERYONE’S UP FOR THE RIDE, SO
WHO COULD ACCUSE ME
IF THEY CHOOSE TO USE ME?
(JIM unlocks the door to RACHEL’S cell.)
JIM (cont’d) Who’s got a smile for me, then?
(RACHEL comes to the doorway, dishevelled and snivelling.)
RACHEL Oh sir, I’m so glad to see you.
JIM Doesn’t look much like it, love.
RACHEL I’m sorry. The dark’s doing my head in. I get all scared. I have to keep the
light on at home.
JIM Nothing to be scared about now I’m here, eh?
(RACHEL brims with gratitude. She produces a piece of paper .)
RACHEL Wrote this poem for you, sir. To tell you all my feelings about you.
(JIM covers his annoyance with a smile .)
JIM Better look after it, hadn’t I?
(JIM takes the letter and ushers her back inside her cell .)
JIM (cont’d) Go make yourself look nice, I’ll come and tuck you into bed.
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(JIM blows her a kiss and pulls the door to but doesn’t lock it .)
JIM (cont’d) (reads ) Dear Sir, you are my saviour.
Pardon me, for my behaviour.
If you could see . . .
(He scrunches up the paper and puts it in his pocket .)
JIM (cont’d) I WATCH AND I WAIT
MR WOLF AT THE GATE
I LEAD AND THEY FOLLOW
I FEED AND THEY SWALLOW
I NEED IT
I TAKE IT
WHO CARES IF
THEY FAKE IT
A MAN’S GOTTA MAKE ITAND MOVE IT
AND SHAKE IT
AND THIS LUCKY JIM
GETS IT ALL JUST FOR HIM
PICK ANY SLAG
EVERY SHAG’S IN THE BAG
WITH THE KEY
THE KEY
SLIDE INSIDE
AND OPEN WIDE
FOR ME
(He begins to unzip his flies as he turns to go to RACHEL’S door .)
BEHOLD THE KEY
THE BIGGEST YOU’LL SEE
I HOLD THE KEY
(RACHEL appears in her doorway in her nightie . JIM is facing her . RACHEL
looks down at his groin and her smile fades.)
RACHEL What you doing?
JIM I said I’d keep my special eye on you, love.
RACHEL But – I thought you meant you’d look after me.
JIM That’s right. Like I will every night. And this is how you say ‘thank you, sir’.
(RACHEL gasps in disbelief and backs into her cell .)
RACHEL No! Please – don’t –
JIM Sshhhh . . .
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(JIM follows, silencing her. And the door shuts tight behind them.)
(Blackout.)
SCENE NINE
G WING – MORNING UNLOCK, next day.
TANNOY Attention all ears. This is Control. Morning unlock will now commence.
(Multiple key chains jangle, keys turn in locks . . . The prisoners make their
way from their cells. SYLVIA notices that RACHEL is missing .)
SYLVIA Where’s Hicks?
(JUSTIN is struggling to open RACHEL’S door. Some of the prisoners watchhim , YVONNE at the forefront .)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Mr Mattison?
YVONNE (to JUSTIN) What’s the matter, darling? Can’t get it in?
(JUSTIN snaps.)
JUSTIN Look, I told you –
(JUSTIN calls to SYLVIA.)
JUSTIN (cont’d) Mrs Hollamby –
(SYLVIA joins him, tutting.)
SYLVIA What is it?
JUSTIN Something wrong with this lock. Peep-hole’s bunged up and all.
SYLVIA Stand aside.
(She inserts her own key but can’t open the door. She looks through the peep-
hole.)
SYLVIA (cont’d) It’s not bunged up, it’s blocked off.
(She bangs on the door .)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Hicks! Unblock this door immediately!
JUSTIN She’s not answering.
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(By now, all the women are gathering round and exchanging uneasy
mutterings, ad lib. SYLVIA calls to JIM – )
SYLVIA Mr Fenner –
(And barks at JUSTIN.)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Get that lot lined up with the rest of them.
(JUSTIN gestures to the women as JIM joins SYLVIA.)
YVONNE How many screws does it take to unlock a door?
(The JULIES lead the women into line, keeping their eyes fixed on RACHEL’S
cell door.)
JIM (to SYLVIA) What’s the problem?
SYLVIA It’s Hicks. Barricaded herself in, refusing to talk.
(JIM sighs.)
JIM Okay, leave her to me.
(He knocks on the door.)
JIM (cont’d) Rachel? This is Mr Fenner. Stop being a silly girl and clear this door. Then I’ll
come in and you can tell me what’s your problem.
(Everyone waits for a response – nothing . JIM beckons JUSTIN.)
JIM (cont’d) Give us a hand here, Mr Mattison. Count of three. One – two –
(JIM and JUSTIN heave their combined weight against the door – the metal
locker behind it makes a deafening thud as it topples over and the door grinds
open, leaving JUSTIN and JIM filling the doorway – to recoil in horror at what
they alone can see.)
JUSTIN Jesus Christ –
JIM Oh shit –
(Music starts. They step back and aside, unblocking the open doorway – and
everyone gasps in ad libbed shock / horror – except for SHELL, whose reaction
is more astonished glee .)
DENNY (guilty ) Shit, man.
SHELL (aside ) ‘Kinell, Den. Dozy twat couldn’t last a night.
SYLVIA The stupid, stupid girl.
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(JUSTIN makes to enter the cell .)
JUSTIN Let’s get her down.
(JIM gets his grip back and stands in JUSTIN’S way, pulling the door to.)
JIM (to JUSTIN) No, you better get that lot back to their cells first. ( To SYLVIA.)
Radio the medics. I’ll sort this.
JUSTIN Maybe she left a note?
JIM Well if she did, I’ll make sure I find it.
(JIM lets himself back into the cell, closing the door behind him . SYLVIA gets
on her radio as JUSTIN returns to herding the women .)
SYLVIA (into walkie-talkie ) Hello Hotel, this is Zulu, over . . . Hotel, are youreceiving? This is Zulu calling . . . Zulu to Hotel? Hello? Anyone there? . . .
Oh hurrah. We’ve got a stiff on G Wing. Need it bagged up. Over . . .
(The women are horrified by SYLVIA’S attitude .)
Music No. 8: “THE WAY IT IS”
(COMPANY)
PRISONERS NOW WE KNOW
WHERE WE STAND
THERE IS NO
NO-MAN’S LANDTRUST IS TORN
A LINE IS DRAWN
AND THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
MAKE YOUR MOVE
TAKE YOUR SIDE
THERE IS NO
PLACE TO HIDE
YOU’RE OUT ON A LIMB
NOW SINK OR SWIM
’COS THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
(Ad lib back-up – ‘No way’ / ‘This is shit’ / ‘Poor Rachel’ as JUSTIN pleads
with them and SYLVIA shouts into her walkie-talkie. It’s chaos as HELEN
marches on to the wing, behind the backs of SYLVIA and JUSTIN. Everyone
jumps as she demands their attention.)
HELEN What the hell’s the commotion?
(Hush as she takes centre stage .)
HELEN (cont’d) (to SYLVIA) Well?
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(SYLVIA almost relishes telling her .)
SYLVIA We’ve got a swinger, ma’am. Rachel Hicks.
(HELEN gasps.)
HELEN Oh no . . .
SYLVIA Mr Fenner’s cutting the corpse down now, if you want to take a look? (HELEN
balks. SYLVIA barks at the women.) Right, you lot – Move it! Back to your
cells – Now!
YVONNE We’re not going anywhere.
(The women are kicking off. SHELL joins in for the hell of it.)
SHELL Ain’t our fault poor Rachel’s dead, is it?
HELEN Listen, everybody, please . . . Now I’m sure every one of you has had a terrible
shock. But you won’t help anything by kicking off.
NIKKI What do you expect? Rachel’s dead.
(Ad lib support .)
YVONNE That kid was right as rain last night. Why would she suddenly go and top
herself?
(Ad lib support . JIM exits RACHEL’S cell, pocketing something .)
HELEN I assure you – there will be a full investigation into how and why this
happened.
NIKKI It happened because she was banged up in prison. (Pointing at JIM.) With
bastards like him on the loose.
JULIE J His last one ended up down the muppet wing.
JULIE S Yeah, he’s the one should be swinging.
PRISONERS NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY TO SWEEP US OUT OF SIGHT
WE WILL NOT LET THIS DAY GO BY
ALL OF YOUR MIGHT CANNOT FIGHT WHAT IS RIGHT
AND THAT’S THE WAY IT IS NOW
BRING IT ON DOWN
HELEN I want every one of you to go back to your cells. Quietly and calmly.
(The NUMBER ONE enters .)
NUMBER ONE What is going on here?
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YVONNE A bloody crime. And you’re not gonna get away with it.
(Ad lib clamour . HELEN despairs. JIM steps in to ‘back up’ HELEN.)
JIM (to the women ) Miss Stewart’s given you a Governor’s order here. Return to
your cells now or the riot team’s coming in.
(The women resist.)
HELEN (to JIM) Wait.
(HELEN approaches the chanting women .)
HELEN (cont’d) Nikki – can I talk to you a minute, please?
(NIKKI takes a step forward but SHELL suddenly shouts her down – set on all-
out rabble-rousing.)
SHELL Oi! Whose side are you on?
HELEN I’m asking to talk to Nikki on behalf of you all!
YVONNE Then talk to us all.
PRISONERS Yeah. / Go on.
YVONNE Explain to us why Rachel’s dead.
PRISONERS ’COS IF YOU THINK WE’LL WALK AWAY
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
THEN THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY . . .
JIM Ask Wade. That’s who Rachel was scared of.
(NIKKI’S goaded to make her stand .)
NIKKI Go screw yourself, Fenner!
(The women jeer in support. It’s ‘Us and Them’, with HELEN and NIKKI facingeach other on opposite sides of the divide .)
PRISONERS
& OFFICERS THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
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BRING IT ON DOWN
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
COME ON, COME ON
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!COME ON, COME ON
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
THAT’S THE WAY IT IS!
PRISONERS COME ON, COME ON
JIM Return to your cells now!
PRISONERS COME ON, COME ON
DENNY / JULIE S This is shit! / We’ve had enough of your crap.
SYLVIA Move it!
PRISONERS COME ON, COME ON
JULIE J / SPIKE Get screwed. / No way.
JIM Last chance.
PRISONERS COME ON, COME ON
(HELEN reaches out to NIKKI, desperate.)
HELEN Please don’t do this.
YVONNE Better tool up, girls!
(Ad lib cheers and jeers from the women as they break away to arm
themselves with snooker cues and anything else they can find.)
NUMBER ONE Report ‘situation out of control’.
Music No. 8a: “RIOT MUSIC”
(INSTRUMENTAL)
[SFX:
Riot mayhem – alarms sounding, letting off fire extinguishers, furniture
being kicked over, etc .]
(The officers retreat from the wing. Riot.)
(Blackout .)
END OF ACT ONE
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ACT TWO
A few days later . . .
SCENE ONE
HMP LARKHALL – G WING / CRYSTAL’S CELL – night. Out of the dark come the sounds of
chaotic kicking off behind locked doors – angry protest and anguished wailing. CRYSTAL’S on her
bunk, with her guitar.
YVONNE How much longer are you going to keep us banged up?
NOREEN I haven’t had a fag for three days.
JULIE S It’s Fenner should be locked up twenty-four seven!
JULIE J Yeah, bet Rachel strung herself up to get away from him!
PRISONERS (ad libs ) This is bang out of order. / They never listen to us. / We got rights. /
Yeah, what about our civil liberties and that?
NIKKI They don’t give a toss about us. Nor about Rachel either.
CRYSTAL You’re at peace now, girl.
NOREEN She’s well out of it.
SHELL Sod Rachel Hicks. I need some bleeding peace.
JULIE S I could string you up, Dockley.
JULIE J Yeah, you evil cow.
(The cacophony increases and CRYSTAL covers her ears and sings out from her
soul – )
Music No. 9: “FREEDOM ROAD”
(CRYSTAL & CHORUS – chorus remains unseen throughout )
CRYSTAL FREEDOM ROAD
LEAD ME HOME
(She falters, tearful. But silence descends.)
JULIE S Go on, Crystal. Sing it, girl –
JULIE J Yeah, sing it for Rachel . . .
(CRYSTAL channels all the anger and anguish into a lament .)
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CRYSTAL FREEDOM ROAD
LEAD ME HOME
I HAVE TRAVELLED SO LONG
NOW MY JOURNEY IS THROUGH
I WILL COME HOME TO YOU
ALL MY TROUBLES ARE GONE
FREEDOM ROAD
CHORUS FREEDOM ROAD
CRYSTAL LEAD ME HOME
CHORUS LEAD ME HOME
CRYSTAL I HAVE TRAVELLED SO LONG
CHORUS LORD, I HAVE TRAVELLED SO LONG
CRYSTAL WHEN I LAY ME TO REST
CHORUS LAY ME DOWN
CRYSTAL MY SOUL WILL BE BLESSED
CRYSTAL
& CHORUS ALL MY TROUBLES ARE GONE
FREEDOM ROAD
LEAD ME HOME
TAKE ME OUT OF THIS DARKNESS
CHORUS LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE DOWN ON ME
CRYSTAL LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE ON ME
FREEDOM ROAD
CHORUS FREEDOM ROAD
CRYSTAL LEAD ME HOME
CHORUS LEAD ME HOME
CRYSTAL I HAVE TRAVELLED SO LONG
CHORUS LORD, I HAVE TRAVELLED SO LONG
CRYSTAL NOW MY HEART FEELS NO PAIN
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CHORUS NO MORE PAIN
CRYSTAL I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN
CRYSTAL
& CHORUS
ALL MY TROUBLES ARE GONEALL MY TROUBLES ARE GONE
FREEDOM ROAD
LEAD ME HOME
[SFX:
Sounds of the prison machine relentlessly throbbing in the background .]
SCENE TWO
PRISON OFFICERS’ OFFICE – next day. SYLVIA paces.
SYLVIA Flaming Nora – how long does it take for the buck to stop these days?
JUSTIN Maybe Jim’s being told it’s stopped with him.
SYLVIA You’d like that, would you?
JUSTIN How can they blame Helen? She didn’t drive Rachel Hicks to kill herself.
SYLVIA Oh it’s ‘Helen’ now, is it?
JUSTIN I think the whole thing stinks.
(JUSTIN exits . JIM enters, smug. SYLVIA looks at him expectantly.)
SYLVIA Jim?
(JIM’S cryptic.)
SYLVIA (cont’d) What? Tell me!
JIM You’re looking at a man who has just been given the nod.
SYLVIA Do you mean everything I hope you mean, Jim?
JIM A new day dawns, Sylv. (Tic.) Just a shame you won’t be part of it.
SYLVIA Not part of it?
JIM I thought you were putting in for early retirement. Bad back.
SYLVIA A girl can change her mind. A bit of good news and I think a full recovery is
very much on the cards.
JIM Looks like we’ll both be moving up in the world, then. Soon as Stewart moves
out.
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SYLVIA You mean they’ve sacked her?
JIM Sacked? A senior civil servant? Don’t be daft. They’ll just show her out the
side door. Long as she carries the can with her when she goes.
SYLVIA Oh Jim – I hardly dare believe it – you in a suit and me by your side – it’s adream come true!
JIM No stopping us now, Sylv. We’re going to show them how a prison really
should be run . . .
Music No. 10: “THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT”
(JIM, SYLVIA & OFFICERS)
JIM (cont’d) ’COS IF THE POWERS THAT BE
IN ALL THEIR WISDOM AGREE
NO OTHER CANDIDATE
CAN SWING THAT GATE LIKE ME . . .
(JIM offers SYLVIA his arm as they exit and a chorus of all singing / dancing
PRISON OFFICERS, waving batons, enter in a glamorous black and white vision
of JIM’S fantasy .)
OFFICERS THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT AGAIN
THE WORLD IS BLACK AND WHITE AGAIN
WE’RE KEY HAPPY
TOE-TAPPY
NEVER THOUGHT THAT WE’D BE SO HAPPY
ONE OF OUR BOYS HAS MADE ITSHINING OUT LIKE A STAR
STAKING HIS CLAIM
MAKING HIS NAME
JIM YOU WILL GO FAR
(JIM enters in a spangly suit.)
JIM THE FUTURE IS MINE AGAIN
I’M SWINGING FROM A VINE AGAIN
LORD AND MASTER
OF A NEW DAYHOLD ON FAST
WE’RE ON THE RUNWAY
HERE AT LAST
AND I’LL BE HERE TO STAY
OFFICERS YOUR LOYAL ARMY SALUTES YOU, SIR
(SYLVIA enters spectacularly transformed and wearing tap shoes .)
SYLVIA I MUST SAY, THAT SUIT REALLY SUITS YOU, SIR
(JIM sits at his executive desk.)
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JIM COME IN
PULL A SEAT UP
PUT YOUR FEET UP
THIS IS HOW IT’S GONNA BE
THE WITCH IS GONE
AND FROM NOW ONTHE MAN OF THE MOMENT IS ME
NOW IT’S CREAM CAKES WITHOUT WARNING
SYLVIA TEA BREAKS THAT LAST ALL MORNING
JIM & SYLVIA NO, IT’S NOT A DREAM
BUT THE START OF OUR NEW REGIME
OFFICERS &
JIM & SYLVIA IT’S LOOKING GOOD – IT’S LOOKING GOOD
IT’S LOOKING GREAT – IT’S LOOKING GREATWE’RE GETTING RID – WE’RE GETTING RID
WE COULDN’T WAIT – WE COULDN’T WAIT
LET’S GO – WE’RE ON OUR WAY NOW
WE KNOW – HE’S HERE TO STAY NOW
HEY HO – EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK NOW
(SYLVIA has a tap solo over the following.)
OFFICERS ONE OF OUR BOYS HAS MADE IT
NO ONE ELSE COULD COMPARE
HOLDING THE FLAMEPLAYING THE GAME
WHO SAID WE’D PLAY FAIR?
OFFICERS &
JIM & SYLVIA THE DEED IS DONE – THE DEED IS DONE
IT’S IN THE BAG – IT’S IN THE BAG
THE BATTLE’S WON – THE BATTLE’S WON
PUT UP THE FLAG – PUT UP THE FLAG
WE’RE GONNA SPREAD A LITTLE HAPPINESS ALL OVER THE PLACE
LOCKING UP THE LOSERS WITH A SMILE ON OUR FACE
NOTHING’S GONNA STOP US NOW WE’RE BACK ON THE CASEAND HOW
JUST LOOK WHO’S THE BIG CHEESE NOW!
OFFICERS IT’S LOOKING GOOD – IT’S LOOKING GOOD
IT’S LOOKING GREAT – IT’S LOOKING GREAT
WE’RE GETTING RID – WE’RE GETTING RID
WE COULDN’T WAIT – WE COULDN’T WAIT
LET’S GO – WE’RE ON OUR WAY NOW
WE KNOW – HE’S HERE TO STAY NOW
HEY HO – EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY NOW
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JIM THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT AGAIN
THE WORLD IS BANGED TO RIGHT AGAIN
I’M KEY HAPPY
TOE-TAPPY
NEVER THOUGHT THAT I’D BE SO HAPPY
OFFICERS ONE OF BOYS HAS MADE IT
NO ONE ELSE COULD COMPARE
HOLDING THE FLAME
PLAYING THE GAME
WHO SAID WE’D PLAY FAIR?
JIM HERE I STAND
WITH ALL THE WORLD AT MY FEET
JUST LIKE I ALWAYS PLANNED
VICTORY IS SWEET
OFFICERS THE DEED IS DONE – THE DEED IS DONE
IT’S IN THE BAG – IT’S IN THE BAG
THE BATTLE’S WON – THE BATTLE’S WON
PUT UP THE FLAG – PUT UP THE FLAG
WE’RE GONNA SPREAD A LITTLE HAPPINESS ALL OVER THE PLACE
LOCKING UP THE LOSERS WITH A SMILE ON OUR FACE
NOTHING’S GONNA STOP US NOW WE’RE BACK ON THE CASE
TODAY
JIM THE FUTURE IS MINE AGAIN
I’M SWINGING FROM A VINE AGAIN
LORD AND MASTER
OF A NEW DAY
HOLD ON FAST
WE’RE ON THE RUNWAY
HERE AT LAST
AND I’LL BE HERE TO STAY
FOR THE GLORIOUS
OFFICERS UNMISTAKABLE
JIM VICTORIOUS
OFFICERS STILL UNBREAKABLE
OFFICERS & JIM P - O - A!
(The union banner of the ‘Prison Officers’ Association’ unfurls and all salute .)
Music No. 10a: “THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT” PLAYOFF
(INSTRUMENTAL)
SCENE THREE
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NUMBER ONE Miss Stewart?
(HELEN looks up. He gives her a patronising smile .)
NUMBER ONE
(cont’d) I know how you must be feeling, but let me assure you – one tragic mistakeneed not be the end of a promising career. Providing you’re prepared to co-
operate.
HELEN Co-operate? With this pack of lies?
NUMBER ONE Helen –
HELEN Oh well obviously, if the Government wanted us to tell the truth about what
happens in prisons, why would it insist we all sign the Official Secrets Act?
(The NUMBER ONE’S mobile rings .)
NUMBER ONE (into phone ) Yes? – Almost – Certainly, your Ladyship. I’ll be there. Goodbye.
(Ends call. To HELEN.) The important thing is knowing when to move on.
HELEN You’re talking about covering up what caused a young woman’s death!
NUMBER ONE Had you followed Mr Fenner’s advice about Wade, she might still be alive.
HELEN Nikki Wade wasn’t a threat to Rachel.
NUMBER ONE Well she was certainly instrumental in causing a riot.
HELEN This is all from Fenner, isn’t it?
NUMBER ONE Helen, you made the mistake of becoming involved with a dangerous and
manipulative inmate. The case is closed, whether you like it or not.
HELEN Well I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit!
NUMBER ONE Your only option is where you go from here. But face it, Helen. You are going.
HELEN And I’ll tell you where – to a tribunal.
(The NUMBER ONE’S taken aback .)
NUMBER ONE Don’t be ridiculous.
HELEN I’m not leaving those women with Fenner. I’m going to fight this all the way.
NUMBER ONE Then you’ll lose. Everything.
HELEN Not my principles. And they’re worth more to me than a bloody pension.
(She turns away, determined . The NUMBER ONE fumes .)
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NUMBER ONE I sincerely advise you to think again, Miss Stewart. And swiftly.
(He exits, leaving HELEN to consider her fate .)
SCENE FOUR
G WING LANDING / SERVERY.
TANNOY Unlock will now commence.
[SFX:
“Locks, bolts and bars” – the sound of multiple doors unlocking as the
women are finally let out of their cells.]
YVONNE Bastards should be giving us silver service.
JULIE S Thought they was waiting for us all to top ourselves.
JULIE J Top ourselves.
NIKKI They’d just better tell us what’s been done about Rachel.
PRISONERS Yeah!
(JIM and SYLVIA enter and the women confront them.)
CRYSTAL We want an explanation for this situation.
NIKKI And we want it now!
PRISONERS Stop pissing us about! / Bastards! / Been on holiday, have ya? / What about us?
/ What about Rachel? (etc . – ad lib protests )
(JIM quells the tumult.)
JIM Shut it! I’ll tell you what’s what.
YVONNE You do that. And it better be good.
JIM There’s been a tragic set of circumstances on this Wing which should never
have been allowed to happen. And, rest assured, Miss Stewart will be taking
full responsibility. So no more bending the rules – from now on it’s back tobasics. Meaning you lot better start behaving like good girls, got it?
NIKKI Total bollocks!
(The women are outraged, except for smug SHELL and DENNY.)
PRISONERS This is a joke! / Bloody rubbish! / ‘Tragic set of circumstances’?! / Bleedin’
whitewash! / I don’t believe this.
(JIM nods to SYLVIA.)
SYLVIA Johnston, Saunders – serve out the slop. The rest of you – form an orderlyqueue. Move it!
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(Nobody moves. The JULIES exchange looks in the servery – then they rip off
their aprons and sling them on the floor .)
TWO JULIES Shove it!
JULIE S We’re going on strike.
JULIE J On strike.
SYLVIA You’re what?
TWO JULIES You heard.
JULIE S So if you want that served –
TWO JULIES Serve it yourself!
(The other women cheer, except for SHELL and DENNY.)
PRISONERS Yay! / Go for it, Julies!
JULIE S We ain’t doing our jobs –
JULIE J Till he’s lost his!
(They stand aside, arms folded .)
SYLVIA Well you’ve lost your marbles if you think that’s going to happen.
(SYLVIA’S walkie talkie goes off .)
SYLVIA (cont’d) Hello Control, Zulu receiving. Over.
(SYLVIA goes to one side to continue her conversation . JIM picks up the JULIES’
aprons .)
JIM Dockley – Blood – put these pinnies on and get serving.
(SHELL and DENNY are delighted .)
SHELL Yes, sir!
DENNY Wicked, man!
(The JULIES are taken aback and the other women are aghast .)
TWO JULIES Eh?
JIM It’s you that’s lost your jobs. And your visiting rights. (To the women.) Now
all of you – get the message and get on with it.
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(He leaves them to mutter amongst themselves as SHELL and DENNY take over
the servery . SYLVIA excitedly returns from her walkie talkie conversation ).
SYLVIA Jim! The Number One wants to see you. Urgent!
JIM Well – talk about fast-track.
(SYLVIA bundles him towards the gate where JUSTIN is about to enter.)
SYLVIA Open the gate for your new Wing Governor, Justin. And look happy about it
or you might find yourself ‘just out’.
(JIM smirks.)
JIM Very good, Sylvia.
(JIM exits , SYLVIA waves him off then turns on the women .)
SYLVIA You heard your orders. Move it!
(She exits . JUSTIN locks the gate and despairs .)
SHELL Grub’s up.
(NOREEN approaches the counter with a tray .)
NOREEN Mine’s a full English.
JULIE S (to NOREEN) Eh? What d’you think you’re playing at?
JULIE J Where’s your solidarity?
NIKKI I’m with you, Julies.
CRYSTAL Don’t live by bread alone, innit?
(They all four stand aside in protest. The other women look to YVONNE.)
KAT What you reckon, Yvonne?
YVONNE I’d rather be dead than fed by Dockley.
(The other women fall in behind her. SHELL and DENNY challenge from
behind the servery, brandishing their ladles .)
SHELL Yeah? Well you ain’t gonna get fed by nobody else.
DENNY This ain’t meals on wheels, Grandma.
SHELL So, seeing as how we’ve got something you want, I think we need treatingwith a bit of respect.
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DENNY Yeah, respect, man.
SHELL (to the other women ) And if we don’t get it, you lot don’t get nothing.
DENNY Geddit?
YVONNE (to DENNY) You lost the plot or something? Don’t you care what happened to
Rachel?
DENNY Nothing happened to her ain’t happened to me.
SHELL Tell her to piss off, Den.
DENNY Piss off.
(This is top dog stakes, and YVONNE’S not bending the knee .)
YVONNE Right, Ladies. Clear the decks. We’re all done here. (To JUSTIN.) Tell Fenner
we’re all going on strike. Hunger strike.
PRISONERS Yeah! / Hunger strike!
NOREEN Eh?
(But NOREEN’S swept out as the women exit the servery. SHELL’S triumphant .)
SHELL Whatever. Like we give a shit.
(And she slams the servery hatch closed . JUSTIN’S aghast, grabs NIKKI.)
JUSTIN Nikki – you’ve got to stop this.
NIKKI Who the hell do you think I am – head bloody prefect?
(She joins the rest of the women in clearing away . JUSTIN throws up his
hands .)
JUSTIN This isn’t going to help anything . . . (Firm.) Look, just wait by the gate.
(He hails the JULIES.)
JUSTIN (cont’d) Julie – (They both turn – which one? ) Miss Stewart asked me to give you this.
(He hands JULIE S a note .)
JUSTIN (cont’d) It’s the number of the foster home where your son is.
JULIE S Eh? She remembered?
JUSTIN (for NIKKI’S ears, too ) She’s not giving up on any of you women.
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JULIE S What, like they’re really going to let me speak to him?
JUSTIN You’re still his mum, aren’t you?
(JULIE S looks at the note and quakes . JUSTIN rejoins NIKKI.)
JUSTIN (cont’d) Miss Stewart wants to see you.
NIKKI Good, because I want to see her.
(He leads her out . JULIE S turns to JULIE J.)
JULIE S Shit, Ju. What am I gonna say?
JULIE J Say you’re overseas. And the line’s bad. Tell him you’ll sort everything out
when you’re back in the country. Honest, Ju, lying’s best.
(JULIE J gives her a squeeze and goes . JULIE S picks up the phone and dials .)
JULIE S (into phone ) David? It’s your mum . . . Watcha, mate. Gotta be quick ’cos it’s
long distance . . . Yeah, I’m abroad . . . What? . . . er . . . Taiwan . . . I don’t
know, Japan innit? We just fly in and go straight to the hotel and that – never
know where we are half the time . . . Yeah, it is a good line, ain’t it?
Music No. 11: “SORRY”
(JULIE S)
JULIE S (cont’d) (music intro starts ) . . . What? . . . You mean – everything? . . . Oh, David –
I’ve been such a stupid cow . . .
I’M SORRY
SORRY YOU FOUND OUT THIS WAY
No, listen –
LISTEN
THERE’S SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAY
GOD KNOWS, I AIN’T NEVER BEEN PROUD OF WHAT I DO
BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW
I’M ALWAYS SO –SO PROUD OF YOU . . .
AND I’M SORRY
SORRY I CAN’T HOLD YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU TIGHT
LOVE YOU
MISS YOU
IT’S ONLY YOU THAT GETS ME THROUGH THE NIGHT
GOD KNOWS, THINGS DON’T EVER TURN OUT THE WAY I PLANNED
BUT I HOPE AND PRAY
THAT SOME DAY
YOU’LL UNDERSTAND
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I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THINGS GOOD
TO GIVE YOU THE LIFE YOU DESERVE
I’D HAVE TOLD YOU ONE DAY – YES, I WOULD
BUT I KEPT LOSING MY NERVE
AND IT SEEMED SO MUCH BETTER
I SHOULD BETRAVELLING THE WORLD
IN SOME FANTASY
‘STEAD OF WHICH I’M A LIAR AND A CON
BUT YOU’RE THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME HOLDING ON
SORRY – WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY?
’Course you can if you want to, darling –
YOU CAN COME VISIT ANY DAY
GOD KNOWS, THERE AIN’T NOBODY ELSE I’D RATHER SEESO, THERE YOU GO
YOUR FIRST V.O. –
Got to send you this form called a Visiting Order – I’ll put it in the post
straight off, then you can come in (soon as) – oh shit, David, I forgot –
Fenner’s stopped our visits . . .
(She puts on a brave face .)
BUT I’M GONNA MAKE THINGS GOOD
NO MATTER HOW BAD IT SEEMS
I’LL BE THERE LIKE A MOTHER SHOULD BESO YOU CAN FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
YES, THINGS WILL GET BETTER
WAIT AND SEE
WE’LL WORK IT NOW
JUST YOU AND ME . . .
’COS I DON’T EVER, EVER WANT TO BE –
SO SORRY . . .
AGAIN.
(JULIE S puts the phone down and despairs.)
[SFX:
Prison sounds merge into the hissing cistern of the urinals.]
SCENE FIVE
HMP LARKHALL – MALE STAFF TOILETS. The NUMBER ONE is at the urinals with Jim,
updating him on the concerning turn of events.
NUMBER ONE We have a problem, Jim. Helen Stewart is refusing to fall on her sword. She
wants to go to tribunal.
JIM Tribunal? You can’t let her do that, sir.
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NUMBER ONE If she insists, how can I stop her?
JIM But that’d drag out the aggro for months. Cost the taxpayer a fortune. Not to
mention the damage she could do to this prison’s good reputation.
NUMBER ONE I think you should know it’s your reputation she’s gunning for, Jim. I’ve got togo and assuage the Board of Governors.
(He sprays breath freshener in his mouth and makes to leave. JIM’S rattled .)
JIM Just proves what I told you, sir – how she’s got too close to the cons and let
herself be influenced.
NUMBER ONE Then other influences will have to be brought to bear. My responsibility is
simply to ensure that a head rolls. And much though I’d prefer it not to be
yours, Jim, whatever happens it’s not going to be mine.
(He exits, leaving JIM with the burden .)
JIM Shit . . .
(SYLVIA sneaks in .)
SYLVIA Jim –
JIM Sylvia!
SYLVIA Just tell me – how did it go?
(JIM fronts up.)
JIM In the right direction, just a slight unforeseen hold-up.
SYLVIA What’s that?
JIM Stewart still thinks she’s got a leg to stand on.
SYLVIA What, after a suicide and an all-out riot?
JIM Take one more cock-up to clinch it.
SYLVIA Any tips such as?
JIM Such as a load of Class A turning up on the Wing, for instance? Due to her
stopping our routine searches?
SYLVIA Well, a nod’s as good as a wink to me . . .
(SYLVIA exits on dancing feet. JIM straightens his tie with satisfaction.)
Music No. 11a: SCENE CHANGE
(INSTRUMENTAL)
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SCENE SIX
HELEN’S OFFICE . HELEN’S at her desk, stewing over paperwork in the red file . JUSTIN enters.
JUSTIN Nikki Wade for you.
(He ushers NIKKI in. She’s bristling with hostility .)
HELEN Thanks, Justin. Will you wait outside?
(JUSTIN nods and exits . NIKKI confronts HELEN.)
NIKKI So what did they give you? Cushy desk-job in area management?
HELEN I wish you’d shut up and stop giving Fenner another excuse to send you down.
NIKKI I don’t need to give him one, do I? He’s a rapist – whatever he wants he takes.
HELEN And all you’ve bloody well done is play into his hands, Nikki.
NIKKI Me? You’re the naive do-gooder who thinks she can turn this place into a girl
guide camp.
HELEN I stupidly thought if I gave you another chance, at least you’d have the sense to
stay out of trouble. But no, you go and kick off a full-scale riot.
NIKKI I had no choice. Rachel Hicks died! Has anyone asked Fenner what he was
doing that night?
HELEN No. Everybody’s asking me what I was doing bringing you back on to the
wing. And I can’t answer them, can I?
NIKKI Well you can’t let Fenner win. Nobody’ll be safe in here if he gets your job.
HELEN Don’t think I don’t blame myself.
(She turns away, choking back tears .)
HELEN (cont’d) I failed. I should’ve talked to Rachel sooner. I just didn’t think for one minute
she’d go and kill herself . . .
(NIKKI’S pulled up .)
NIKKI Hey, look.
(NIKKI moves closer.)
NIKKI (cont’d) We’re on the same side, remember? We’ll fight together. Don’t beat yourself
up. Helen – please . . .
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(NIKKI touches HELEN’S teary face – and HELEN’S that close to falling into her
arms. Then JUSTIN is suddenly at the door and they spring apart as he looks
in .)
JUSTIN Sorry, just you went very quiet and I wondered –
(NIKKI flares .)
NIKKI What, if I’d returned to my murdering ways?
(HELEN grabs up the red file, her bag and her coat .)
HELEN Take Nikki back to her cell, please. I’m going home to work on my case.
JUSTIN Right. I’ll be round straight after my shift, then?
HELEN Yeah, that’d be great.
(The penny drops for NIKKI.)
NIKKI I’ll come too shall I? Bring a bottle . . . ?
HELEN Goodnight, Nikki.
(HELEN exits, leaving NIKKI bristling with extra resentment .)
JUSTIN (to NIKKI) Right –
NIKKI See you didn’t waste much time, then. How cosy.
(NIKKI exits. JUSTIN follows, shaken. Day turns to night and we hear the night
calls start up, led by protesting YVONNE. M USIC STARTS .)
YVONNE You can’t kill us all, Fenner!
JULIE S Got nothing else to lose now, have we?
JULIE J Be scared, you bastard!
SPIKE Save your breath, he’s not listening.
NOREEN We’re all going to starve to death ’cos of you Two Julies kicking off.
KAT Yeah, least we got fed all right before.
JULIE S You can’t blame us how it’s went.
JULIE J Ain’t our fault Dockley’s a scab.
SHELL Eat shit, Wade! And you, Atkins.
(Stormy sky, dark clouds rolling past the moon .)
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SCENE SEVEN
HELEN’S FLAT / NIKKI’S CELL – night . HELEN and NIKKI are in their separate spaces, both equally
distracted and disturbed . . .
Music No. 12: “EVERY NIGHT”
(HELEN & NIKKI)
NIKKI WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO ME?
HOW DID I LET HER IN?
WHEN I SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TO BEWARE
HELEN WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO ME?
HOW CAN I EVER WIN?
AND THOUGH I TELL MYSELF I DON’T CARE
BOTH SHE’S ALWAYS THERE . . .
NIKKI EVERY NIGHT I SEE HER
THE MOMENT I CLOSE MY EYES TO SLEEP
SHE’S THERE IN THE DREAMS I KEEP
IN MY HEART
HELEN EVERY NIGHT I SEE HER
SOMEHOW SHE’S ALWAYS ON MY MIND
AND MAYBE I’VE JUST BEEN BLIND
FROM THE START
BOTH ALL MY DEFENCESLIE HERE BROKEN IN TWO
I TRY TO WAKE UP AND COME TO MY SENSES
BUT THERE’S NO WAY THROUGH
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
EVERY DAY I SEE HER
DARING MY HEART TO CROSS THAT LINE
IGNORE EVERY DANGER SIGN
AND FALL
HOPELESSLY LOST
TO RISK IT ALLWHATEVER THE COST
BUT INSIDE I KNOW
I AM ONLY FALLING APART
HELEN EVERY NIGHT I SEE HER
NIKKI EVERY NIGHT I SEE HER
HELEN THE MOMENT I CLOSE MY EYES TO SLEEP
NIKKI SHE’S THERE IN MY DREAMS
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HELEN THIS SECRET IS BURNING DEEP
NIKKI BURNING DEEP
BOTH IN MY HEART
BUT THIS IS CRAZY
WHAT AM I THINKING?
I’M LOSING MY WAY IN THE DARK
HELEN IT’S JUST TOO MUCH
NIKKI IT’S NOT ENOUGH
HELEN TO SEE HER FACE EVERY DAY
NIKKI WHEN THERE’S SO MUCH TO SAY
HELEN TO FEEL HER SO CLOSE YET SO FAR
NIKKI TO FEEL HER SO CLOSE YET SO FAR
HELEN WHEN NOTHING CAN CHANGE WHO WE ARE
NIKKI WHEN NOTHING CAN CHANGE WHO WE ARE
BUT I CAN’T LET HER GO
HELEN BUT I CAN’T LET HER KNOW
BOTH EVERY NIGHT I SEE HER
THE MOMENT I CLOSE MY EYES TO SLEEP
THIS SECRET IS BURNING DEEP
IN MY HEART
(The lights go out in the prison and the door bell rings in the flat . HELEN pulls
herself together and goes to let in JUSTIN. He hands her a bottle of vodka. He’s
out of uniform and has made an effort with his appearance .)
JUSTIN Hi.
HELEN Hi.
JUSTIN Ready for a drink?
HELEN Yeah, a large one.
(She takes the bottle and fetches glasses .)
HELEN (cont’d) You look nice.
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(JUSTIN gives a gawky thumbs up in response then picks up the red folder and sits
on the sofa .)
JUSTIN How’s it reading?
HELEN I can fight till I drop, Justin, but I’m never going to win without a scrap ofevidence.
JUSTIN I can’t believe Rachel didn’t leave a note. Kicking myself I let Fenner go into
her cell on his own. I swear the women are right about him.
(She hands him a filled glass and raises her own .)
HELEN Well – here’s to hopeless causes.
(She slugs it back, pours another and joins him on the sofa .)
JUSTIN You’re not that, Helen. You’re . . . (He loses his nerve.)
HELEN Maybe they’re right – I don’t deserve this job. Get too emotionally involved.
JUSTIN Because you care!
(She bites back tears and he moves closer to her on the sofa .)
JUSTIN (cont’d) I’m only staying in the job myself because of you.
(He moves in for a kiss but HELEN moves away, which causes him to topple .)
HELEN Justin, don’t –
JUSTIN Oh, shit, sorry. I know you’re well out of my league.
HELEN No, it’s not that, it’s me – I’m not – Oh Jesus . . .
(She turns away .)
JUSTIN Look I know you’re under a lot of pressure . . .
HELEN It’s not that.
JUSTIN What? What is it?
(HELEN decides to bite the bullet .)
HELEN It’s Nikki Wade . . .
JUSTIN Don’t let Nikki Wade get under your skin.
HELEN She already has.
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JUSTIN What do you mean
HELEN ( pause ) I think you know what I mean . . .
(She looks at him. He looks at her. And they both slug back their drinks as the
lights dim to black .)
SCENE EIGHT
G WING LANDING – next morning.
TANNOY Unlock will now commence. [SFX:
“Locks, bolts and bars” – echoing sounds
of multiple keys in locks as another day begins.]
(Lights up on the landing. The hungry women are slumped at the empty
tables. Justin’s on duty at the gate, lost in his own troubled thoughts. SHELL and DENNY are stuffing their faces at the servery as they tidy up. SYLVIA
patrols, a spring in her step and a smirk on her face .)
SYLVIA Last orders for breakfast. Any takers?
(NOREEN steps forward, but is pulled back by CRYSTAL.)
CRYSTAL The Lord fasted for forty days and forty nights.
NOREEN I might not live that long.
(NOREEN reluctantly falls back into place .)
SYLVIA Well, it’s your funeral.
(She exits into the office .)
SHELL Time and motion, innit Den? Less serving out, less clearing up.
(She cackles as she exits with a tray of food. And YVONNE gets to her feet .)
YVONNE I’m gonna work on the weakest link.
(She pitches up in front of DENNY.)
YVONNE (cont’d) You’re making a big mistake, Denny. Running around with that screw’s slag.
DENNY Yeah? Well a tray of sausages to meself says you don’t know shit, innit?
YVONNE Is that all you want out of life – Dockley’s leftovers?
DENNY It’ll be you lot’s screwed when Fenner’s boss. Me and Shell’s gonna get special
everything then.
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YVONNE Listen to me, Denny. I know you’ve had a tough life – children’s homes and
that. No wonder you want to be special to somebody. But what you’re really
looking for is a mum, yeah?
DENNY What are you? Some sort of undercover probation officer?
YVONNE I’m trying to give you a break, Denny.
DENNY Why don’t you leave me alone?
YVONNE ’Cos maybe I need a second chance an’ all. For being a lousy mum to my own
kids. But I can’t make it up to them cos one’s dead and the other’s doing life
for murder. So – what do you reckon?
DENNY (rattled ) Reckon you’re just trying to mess with my head.
YVONNE Oh do yourself a favour, love. Do Dockley one too. Cos if she thinks she’sanything special to Fenner? You know what that bastard’s about. He’ll bin her
off like a shot. And where will you be then, Den?
DENNY (gesturing with a sausage ) Up yours, Atkins.
(And she exits after SHELL. YVONNE returns to the table, frustrated .)
YVONNE She’s her own worst enemy, that one.
NIKKI She can’t see past Dockley.
(She heads off to brood by herself .)
JULIE S We’re stuffed, ain’t we?
JULIE J Stuffed.
YVONNE That’s the one thing we ain’t.
(As Justin crosses in front of them, going about his duties, they eye up his
passing bum .)
YVONNE (cont’d) (to the JULIES) You know, I can do without food. I can even do without booze.
But I can’t do without . . .
JULIE S Don’t go there.
JULIE J I don’t
JULIE S Nor me.
JULIE J No way.
JULIE S Who needs it?
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TWO JULIES Not us.
YVONNE Oh yeah? I can’t think about nothing else most nights.
JULIE S Well you should be ashamed of yourself at a time like this.
JULIE J Should be thinking about what happened to poor Rachel.
(Drum intro starts – and all three are gazing at JUSTIN.)
YVONNE Yeah. But let’s face it, ain’t nothing like death to whet your appetite for life.
(They give up pretending .)
Music No. 13: “ALL BANGED UP”
(YVONNE & THE TWO JULIES)
YVONNE & JULIES WE’RE ALL BANGED UP WITHOUT THE BANG
WE’VE GOT THE GO BUT THERE’S NO FAN DANG
HOW’S ANY GIRL MEANT TO DO HER THANG
WHEN SHE’S ALL BANGED UP ALONE?
YVONNE WE’RE ALL BANGED UP WITHOUT THE BANG
JULIE S THIS LITTLE CHASSIS NEEDS A FULL FRONT PRANG
JULIE J I’M LIKE A VAMPIRE WITHOUT A FANG
YVONNE
& JULIES AND WE’RE ALL VAMPED UP ALONE
AND THOUGH WE TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT
ALL THE PLEASURES WE MISS
THERE’S BUGGER ALL ELSE TO THINK ABOUT
WHEN YOU’RE DUMPED IN A HELLHOLE LIKE THIS
DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY
THESE ASSETS ARE WASTING AWAY
WE’RE ALL BANGED UP WITHOUT THE BANG
WE GET THE TWINGES BUT WHERE’S OUR TWANG?
WHIPPED TO A PEAK LIKE A STIFF MERINGUE
BUT WE’RE ALL WHIPPED UP ALONE
(They make a bee-line towards unsuspecting JUSTIN.)
YVONNE
& JULIES (cont’d) BANG BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
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(YVONNE toys with him .)
YVONNE I WANT TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF A HANDSOME HUNK
LYING ON TOP OF ME IN MY BUNK
AND WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, SO DOES HE
‘TIL EVERYTHING GOES TING-A-LING INSIDE OF ME
DON’T WANNA FALL IN LOVE, I DON’T EXPECT ROMANCE
I JUST WANT SOME ACTION INSIDE MY PANTS
I NEVER THOUGHT DESIRE COULD BE SO STRONG
NEVER THOUGHT I’D EVER HAVE TO GO SO LONG
JULIES IT’S JUST
YVONNE IT’S JUST
JULIES A LITTLE THRUST
YVONNE A LITTLE THRUST
YVONNE
& JULIES IT MUST BE THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
JULIES YOU’RE A SCREW
YVONNE YOU’RE A SCREW
JULIES WE CAN TRUST
YVONNE WE CAN TRUST
YVONNE
& JULIES AND OUR WELFARE IS ALL DOWN TO YOU
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT
THINK OF OUR DESPERATE PLIGHT
JUSTIN You really should try and eat something.
(JUSTIN escapes.)
YVONNE
& JULIES WE’RE ALL BANGED UP WITHOUT THE BANG
WE’VE GOT THE GO BUT THERE’S NO FAN DANG
HOW’S ANY GIRL MEANT TO DO HER THANG
WHEN SHE’S ALL BANGED UP ALONE
WE’RE ALL BANGED UP WITHOUT THE BANG
NOBODY WANTS TO BE IN OUR GANG
WE COULDN’T CARE LESS IF SPRING JUST SPRANG
IF THE QUEEN JUST RANGTHEY CAN ALL GO HANG
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SYLVIA We’re conducting a drugs search in this servery.
SHELL There ain’t no drugs round here.
SYLVIA Then we won’t find any, will we? But if we do, we’ll obviously know whose
they are.
(CRYSTAL’S self-righteous .)
CRYSTAL What I been saying, innit?
(SYLVIA bobs under the counter and produces the sugar jar .)
SYLVIA What’s in here?
SHELL What it says, innit? Sugar.
(SYLVIA removes the lid and peers inside .)
SYLVIA And since when did sugar come individually wrapped by the gram? Looks like
cocaine to us, Dockley.
NOREEN D’you want me to do a taste test, Miss?
SYLVIA Shut it, Biggs.
SHELL Well someone’s lying if they told you it’s mine. And it ain’t hers, neither, is it
Den?
DENNY Give mine to Shell to stash in her cell, innit?
SHELL No you never!
DENNY Eh?
SYLVIA Take Dockley down the block, Mr Mattison. I’ll take this off to the lab and
report to Mr Fenner.
CRYSTAL Hallelujah!
SYLVIA Then get the rest of them banged up.
CRYSTAL Eh?
(SYLVIA exits with the sugar jar, leaving SHELL reeling and the other women
protesting. NIKKI takes YVONNE and the JULIES aside for an urgent word .)
PRISONERS Can’t bang us up? / What’ve we done? / It’s Dockley’s brung drugs in. / Do
her! / Ain’t our bleeding fault.
SHELL They ain’t my drugs in that jar! I been framed, innit? Somebody’s frigging fit me up.
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NIKKI Got it in one, Dockley.
SHELL Eh?
NIKKI Who do you think?
SHELL It’s you, innit! (To JUSTIN.) It’s her, sir!
JUSTIN Nikki’s not your enemy, Dockley. And I’m not taking my orders from
Bodybag.
YVONNE
& JULIES Whoooh!
NOREEN Shit me, what’s this? Screw against screw?
NIKKI He’s trying to help us screw Fenner.
SHELL You what?
YVONNE Who is it wants to shaft Miss Stewart so he can get her job? (To SHELL.) And
the pick of any new girl he fancies?
PRISONERS Fenner!
JUSTIN Who else?
YVONNE (to DENNY) Trust me now?
(DENNY does. And confronts SHELL.)
DENNY Like obvious, innit Shell?
SHELL Don’t talk dribble. Me and him’s got a deal.
NOREEN He’s just using you, you soppy cow.
SHELL No, I’m his eyes and ears, right?
JULIE S Tits and arse, more like.
JULIE J As in yesterday’s, right?
(Music intro .)
Music No. 14: “THE BADDEST AND THE BEST”
(NIKKI, DENNY, JUSTIN & PRISONERS)
NIKKI YOU’D BETTER WISE UP
TO THE WAY THIS IS GOING DOWNFOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE USE YOUR BRAIN
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NIKKI So? Are you in with us?
YVONNE Or just out for yourself?
DENNY Go on, Shell . . .
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN THE BADDEST
THE BADDEST
THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
(SHELL considers for a moment .)
SHELL Yeah, all right.
(A big cheer goes up .)
SHELL (cont’d) (to DENNY) I could get used to this solidarity shit.
NIKKI Right, everyone? Let’s go to work.
(The women disperse . YVONNE gets on the phone to her gangster husband .)
YVONNE (into phone ) Charlie, it’s me. Do us a favour, darling? I need a state of the art
wireless minicam and receiver unit, some extra-long-length line-out cable, a
couple of male and female adaptors to link it up to the main security system,
and like yesterday, yeah?
(A parcel flies over the prison wall, to be caught by JUSTIN who unwraps it.
It’s the minicam, as requested . JUSTIN gives the camera to KAT.)
YVONNE (cont’d) (ending call ) Thanks, Charlie.
IMPRESSED?
IF YOU’RE GONNA BE BAD
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN IF YOU’RE GONNA BE BAD
YVONNE YOU GOTTA GET THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO IT’S WHO YOU KNOW
PUT IT TO THE TEST
YVONNE (cont’d) NO YOU DON’T GET MAD
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN YOU DON’T GET MAD
YVONNE YOU JUST GET BADDER THAN ALL THE REST
HIT HIM HARD AND HIT HIM LOWDO YOUR BADDEST AND YOUR BEST!
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(YVONNE enjoys a cigarette while the others do their bit: CRYSTAL and
NOREEN break into the filing cabinet in the P.O.s’ Office, using a hairpin from
CRYSTAL’S headwrap and NOREEN’S lock-picking skills to steal the keys to the
security monitor room .)
CRYSTAL AND I’M SURE THE LORD WILL UNDERSTANDIF WE HAS TO BE A LITTLE BIT UNDERHAND
WHEN YOU’RE OUT TO SMITE THE DEVIL
YOU GOTTA SINK DOWN TO HIS LEVEL
(SHELL takes up position for her makeover, while Denny stands lookout at the
door . The JULIES kit SHELL out in a sexy corset, stetson and cowboy boots .)
TWO JULIES WE’LL FIX YOU UP TO LOOK SO NICE
HE WON’T THINK TWICE
BEFORE HE MAKES HIS MOVE
IT’S AN EASY CASE TO PROVE
(JUSTIN and NIKKI connect the cables to the prison security monitor system.
Meanwhile, K AT is experimenting with the now live camera and the shots she
gets are seen on the bank of monitors that JUSTIN and NIKKI have been
working on. Extreme close-ups in true rock ‘n’ roll video fashion form the
backdrop to the rest of the song as KAT experiments with the camera .)
JUSTIN AND WHEN IT’S UP THERE ON THAT SCREEN
WHEN THE TRUTH IS FINALLY SEEN . . .
(DENNY gets carried away by the excitement of it all .)
DENNY YOU’RE GONNA BE A TV STAR
AND THE WHOLE WORLD’S GONNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE
YOU’LL BE THE BEST THERE’S EVER BEEN
SHELL Now that bad, bad man is gonna rot in hell
DENNY HE’S GOING ROT AWAY IN HELL
SHELL I’LL MAKE HIM WISH WE’D NEVER MET
DENNY HE’S GONNA WISH HE NEVER EVER MET YOU
SHELL ’COS I’M IN THE MOOD
DENNY IN THE MOOD
SHELL FOR A GOODNIGHT KISS AND TELL
DENNY FOR A GOODNIGHT KISS AND TELL
SHELL THIS’LL BE A FACE HE WON’T FORGET
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DENNY HE AIN’T NEVER EVER GONNA FORGET YOU
SHELL & DENNY AND HE’LL BE HISTORY BEFORE THE DAY IS DONE
WE MAY BE CRAZY BUT REVENGE IS FUN
IF YOU’RE GONNA BE BAD
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN IF YOU’RE GONNA BE BAD
SHELL & DENNY YOU GOTTA BE THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
ALL DON’T GET MESSED AROUND AND TRAMPLED DOWN
GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST
SHELL & DENNY NO YOU DON’T GET MAD
PRISONERS & JUSTIN YOU DON’T GET MAD
ALL YOU JUST GET BADDER THAN ALL THE REST
SHELL WHO’S THE BADDEST GIRL IN TOWN?
PRISONERS
& JUSTIN THE BADDEST, THE BADDEST
THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
THE BADDEST, THE BADDEST
THE BADDEST OF THE BADDESTAND THE BADDEST AND THE BEST!
(There’s a flash / bang as the wiring sparks, the screens go fuzzy and then
return to normal .)
NIKKI (to YVONNE) Your camera may be state of the art, but you can’t say the same
about that wiring.
JUSTIN (to SHELL) All set?
SHELL You bet.
DENNY Good luck, Shell.
SHELL I don’t need luck.
YVONNE Just don’t screw up.
JUSTIN Okay, everybody else get back in your cells, yeah?
(JUSTIN leads SHELL out and the other women hurry off to their cells .)
Music No. 14: SCENE CHANGE
(INSTRUMENTAL)
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SCENE NINE
SEG BLOCK CELL. JUSTIN is putting the camera up on the seg block wall .
JUSTIN Make sure you get his face in view.
SHELL He’ll be ready for his close-up, don’t worry.
JUSTIN He’d better be. When I flick that switch to over-ride I don’t want the Number
One looking at a blank screen.
SHELL You deliver the audience, I’ll deliver the show.
(JUSTIN exits. Shell removes a bag of white powder and a straw from her
cleavage and snorts a quick line on the lid of the toilet. Then SHELL hears a
key in the door, and sits on her solitary bunk, ‘disconsolate’, as JIM unlocks
and enters, impatient .)
JIM Shell?
SHELL Jim!
JIM Yee-ha!
SHELL Been doing my nut waiting for you. Bodybag’s set me up on this drugs rap.
(JIM shoves the piss pot at her .)
JIM Just piss in the pot, will you?
SHELL Eh? Saying you want me to test positive?
JIM Look, I’m trying to get rid of Stewart for being soft on drugs. But if you don’t
trust me, love – well, that’s the end of it.
(He makes to go – and she leaps after him .)
SHELL No – Jim – wait.
JIM Too late.
SHELL No – no – you got me wrong. ’Course I trust you to do right by me. Always
have done, yeah? I was just – you know – just thought you’d gone off me.
JIM Better make me believe I can still get what I want from you, then.
(Music intro starts up .)
SHELL All yours for the taking, innit?
(SHELL takes the lead – and coaxes JIM into action .)
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Music No. 15: “FIRST LADY”
(JIM & SHELL)
SHELL (cont’d) I NEED A MAN WITH HIS HAND ON THE WHEEL
WHO HAS THE POWER TO GO FAR
JIM Yep. You bet. All the way to the top.
SHELL YOU NEED A WOMAN TO SHOW YOU THE WAY TO REVEAL
WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU TRULY ARE
JIM Oh I’ll reveal everything, darling.
SHELL IT’S JUST THE TWO OF US WITH NO ONE ELSE TO SEE
SO WHY NOT START REVEALING YOURSELF TO ME?
I’LL BE YOUR
FIRST LADY OF THE NIGHTWON’T YOU COME OUT AND PLAY
I’M TAKING YOU ALL THE WAY
IF YOU CAN GO THE DISTANCE
I’LL OFFER NO RESISTANCE
YOU KNOW WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN SO RIGHT
I’M YOUR FIRST LADY OF THE NIGHT
JIM BUT LET’S NOT FORGET, LOVE, THAT A MAN NEEDS HIS SPACE
TO COME AND GO AS HE MAY PLEASE
SHELL Don’t you worry about that, Jim.
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT A WOMAN LIKE ME KNOWS HER PLACE
I’LL BE HERE WAITING ON MY KNEES
BOTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TREATS YOU HAVE IN STORE
I’M GONNA HAVE YOU LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN HAD BEFORE
SHELL I’LL BE YOUR
BOTH FIRST LADY OF THE NIGHT
TURN ALL THE LIGHTS DOWN LOWWE’RE IN FOR AN ALL NIGHT SHOW
JUST GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION
’COS IN THIS SITUATION
YOU CAN’T DENY IT FEELS SO RIGHT
YOU’RE MY/ I’M YOUR
FIRST LADY OF THE NIGHT.
YOU REALLY ROCK ME OFF MY FEET
MAYBE IT’S MEANT TO BE
TOGETHER WE COULD HAVE THIS WHOLE WORLD IN OUR HANDS
BABY WE’RE TURNING UP THE HEATTHIS IS YOUR DESTINY
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YOU AND ME
WE GOT SOMETHING NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
(As JIM melts under her spell, SHELL removes the key chain and handcuffs
from his belt, under the guise of sex play. Meanwhile JUSTIN leads SYLVIA,
HELEN and the NUMBER ONE into the security room .)
FIRST LADY OF THE NIGHT
TURN ALL THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
WE’RE IN FOR AN ALL NIGHT SHOW
JUST GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION
’COS IN THIS SITUATION
YOU KNOW WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN SO RIGHT
YOU’RE MY / I’M YOUR
FIRST LADY
JIM MY FIRST –
SHELL AND ONLY
BOTH LADY OF THE NIGHT.
(The number concludes with SHELL sitting astride JIM, who is now handcuffed
to the bed. As JIM grunts and SHELL grinds, JUSTIN flicks the switch in the
security control room to override the system. The bank of security monitor
screens starts to fill up with images of illicit officer /inmate activity, oblique at
first, then becoming more and more explicitly sexual. Then, for the first time ,
JIM’S face is clear for all to see on the screens .)
Jim Ah-ah-ah-ah . . .
(Music [No. 15a] continues under the following.)
NUMBER ONE (over tannoy ) Mr. Fenner!!!
(JIM jolts, aghast, and SHELL points to the camera with triumphant glee .)
SHELL Smile for the camera, ‘sir’!
(The screens fill with big close-ups of JIM’S face, frozen in horror, as he
realises how spectacularly he has been caught.)
NUMBER ONE (over tannoy ) Security to the seg block – now! Detain Principal Officer
Fenner. And call the police!
(Then all the screens suddenly fill up with a flaming flash which sizzles along
the circuitry – and the whole scene goes black.)
SHELL (to JIM) Ooops! Looks like the electrics just went on the blink.
(She flicks on her lighter . JIM panics .)
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JIM Give me the key.
SHELL The what?
JIM Give me the bloody key, you stupid bitch. I’ve gotta get out of here.
(SHELL takes stock. This is an interesting situation .)
SHELL Well that ain’t a very nice way to talk to your special lady.
JIM Please, Shell.
SHELL I dunno. These old electrics, they was an accident waiting to happen, innit?
Shell flicks her lighter and considers for a moment . . .
JIM What . . .?
(She holds the lighter to the mattress and proceeds to set fire to it .)
JIM (cont’d) What the hell are you doing?
SHELL Sparks can catch hold anywhere . . .
JIM No! Shell! Stop – please – I’m begging you.
SHELL Since when did them words mean anything to you?
JIM I’ll fess up to everything – I swear – just unlock these cuffs!
SHELL I tried to, didn’t I? But I just couldn’t find the key.
JIM For God’s sake, Shell.
(She swings his key chain up in the air and drops it down the loo .)
SHELL Help! Fire!
(And she leaps out of the cell as it bursts into flames .)
JIM Aaargh!!!
Music No. 15a: “THE BADDEST AND THE BEST” REPRISE
(SHELL & CHORUS – chorus remains unseen throughout )
(SHELL sings against a wall of fire.)
SHELL & CHORUS IF YOU’RE GONNA BE BAD
YOU GOTTA BE THE BADDEST AND THE BEST
DON’T GET MESSED AROUND AND TRAMPLED DOWN
GET IT OFF YOUR CHESTNO YOU DON’T GET MAD
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YOU JUST GET BADDER THAN ALL THE REST
WHO’S THE BADDEST GIRL IN TOWN?
THE BADDEST AND THE BEST!
(She legs it – ‘in distress’ – and the scene dissolves in smoke, as a cacophony of
fire, police and ambulance sirens rise and fall . . . )
(Blackout.)
SCENE TEN
G WING – The end of a new day. The women and JUSTIN are gathered in an uneasy mood as
SHELL returns, jubilant.
PRISONERS Could’ve killed us all! / What if the whole place had gone up? / We could all
get done for it, now. (etc.)
SHELL Big me up, sisters!
(She’s bemused as they blank her. She grabs DENNY.)
SHELL (cont’d) Bothered? ‘Ere Den, you’d’ve loved it. Fenner was screaming and crapping
himself. I’d’ve pissed meself laughing, but I didn’t wanna put the fire out!
DENNY You’re sick, man. You shouldn’t have done it. It wasn’t part of the plan.
(SHELL is gob-smacked .)
SHELL It was pay back time!
YVONNE You’re on your own, Dockley.
(She puts her arm round DENNY. SYLVIA enters, followed by the NUMBER ONE
with HELEN.)
SYLVIA Quiet, you lot!
NUMBER ONE Thank you, Mrs Hollamby.
(He addresses the assembled inmates of G Wing, flanked by HELEN, SYLVIA
and JUSTIN. SHELL stands to one side, head held defiantly high .)
NUMBER ONE
(cont’d) I have here the report resulting from the official inquiry into events subsequent
to the previous – and I can only say I wish that your concerns about Mr
Fenner had been brought to my attention earlier.
(The women hiss and jeer .)
NIKKI Why didn’t you listen to us before then?
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CRYSTAL Too busy playing golf!
NOREEN You should be sacked, you old bastard!
NUMBER ONE Silence!
(The women hold fire .)
NUMBER ONE
(cont’d) (to ALL) I assure you, Mr Fenner will be brought to Justice as soon as he’s fit
to be discharged from hospital.
NOREEN Aw – what, he didn’t snuff it, then? Better luck next time.
NUMBER ONE Michelle Dockley – the report commends your bravery under duress, for
which you will be granted all due consideration by the parole board. And
now, I entrust you all to the good governance of Miss Stewart.
(The NUMBER ONE goes to leave as SYLVIA hurries after him and they both
exit .)
SYLVIA Oh, sir. I need to talk to you about my back. I really don’t know if I’m up to
these double shifts . . .
(SHELL crows .)
YVONNE Hey, girls. We got something else to celebrate today. Somebody’s twenty-first
birthday isn’t it, Denny?
DENNY How do you know that?
NOREEN Told you she was a witch.
DENNY I ain’t never had a proper birthday.
YVONNE You ain’t never had a lot of things, love. But – I’m gonna sort that. If you’ll let
me. (She looks at her watch ) Just right about . . .
ALL Five, four, three, two . . . one!
(And suddenly we hear fireworks going off outside the prison window.)
YVONNE Happy Birthday, Den. The key to the door.
KAT Fireworks!
(Oohs and aahs from the women.)
YVONNE Can we go outside and watch ’em, Miss?
HELEN Mr Mattison? Would you – ?
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JUSTIN Right, you lot. You’ve got five minutes. Be good.
JULIE S Oh, we will, sir!
JULIE J We will, sir!
(JUSTIN ushers the women outside .)
JUSTIN (to YVONNE) After you.
(Music begins . HELEN waits.)
HELEN Nikki – can I have a word.
(NIKKI hangs back .)
HELEN (cont’d) So, you could be out next week, now Fenner’s not around to screw up yourappeal. There’s nothing stopping you. Right?
NIKKI I’m not stopping. I’m going to start up the mother of all campaign groups,
fight the whole bastard system.
HELEN So we’re not going to get rid of you that easily, then?
NIKKI I’m hoping you won’t want to.
HELEN I think I know what I want . . .
(They kiss. Then HELEN pulls back.)
HELEN (cont’d) When you’re free.
Music No. 16: “THIS IS MY LIFE”
(HELEN, NIKKI & PRISONERS)
NIKKI I’M GONNA BE THERE
THAT’S A PROMISE I WON’T BREAK
HELEN I’M GONNA BE THERE
WATCHING OVER EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE
NIKKI THIS IS MY LIFE
I’M LIVING IT
HELEN THIS IS YOUR LIFE
KEEP GIVING IT
EVERYTHING YOU CAN –
NIKKI & HELEN AND I’M GONNA BE THERE . . .
(HELEN exits . NIKKI is left in a dream .)
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SCENE ELEVEN
EXERCISE YARD – EVENING. The other women are cheering the fireworks, as NIKKI joins them.
And now she’s feeling the odd one out . The JULIES bring her into the group.
JULIE J Come on, Nik.
JULIE S When one of us gets out –
TWO JULIES She gets out for all of us, yeah?
NIKKI Yeah . . .
NIKKI (cont’d) ALL OUR TOMORROWS START TODAY
GOTTA THROW THOSE FEARS AND DOUBTS AWAY
’COS NOBODY TELLS YOU WHO YOU ARE
YVONNE THE PAST CAN’T HURT US NOW IT’S GONE
THIS IS THE TIME FOR MOVING ON
DON’T HOLD BACK NOW WE’VE COME SO FAR
NIKKI AND WE ALL KNOW JUST HOW HARD IT CAN BE
WHEN YOU’RE FACING THAT TEN FOOT WALL
BUT IF YOU ALL STAND TOGETHER WITH ME
WE’RE GONNA SEE IT FALL
I’M GONNA BE THERE
PRISONERS I’M GONNA BE THERE
NIKKI I WILL BE THE FIRST IN LINE
I’M GONNA BE THERE
PRISONERS I’M GONNA BE THERE
NIKKI I’M GOING OUT AND TAKING BACK WHAT’S MINE
ALL THIS IS MY LIFE
I’M LIVING ITTHIS IS MY LIFE
I’M GIVING IT
EVERYTHING I CAN –
TO MAKE IT GOOD
I HAVE PLANS AND I HAVE DREAMS
THOUGH MAYBE SOME OF THEM ARE JUST CRAZY SCHEMES
BUT STILL I
WANNA TRY
TO BE SOMEONE
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE AND I’M GONNA TAKE ITTO ESCAPE FROM THE CYCLE AND BREAK IT
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I WANNA SHOW THEM WHY
I AM SOMEONE
AND WHEN I MAKE IT OUT OF THIS PLACE
FROM THE MOMENT I WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR
WHATEVER SHIT LIFE THROWS IN MY FACEI AM NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE
I’M HEADING ON MY WAY
TO WHERE I WANT TO BE
JULIE S ON A BEACH
JULIE J WITH OUR KIDS
TWO JULIES KICKING SAND FROM OUR SHOES
NIKKI THERE’S A BAR
YVONNE THERE’S A BAR
CRYSTAL
& YVONNE WHERE I’M SINGING THE BLUES
SHELL & DENNY GETTING WASTED ON CHEAP FOREIGN BOOZE
ALL BUT IF THAT IS THE LIFE I CHOSE
IF THAT IS THE LIFE I CHOSE
I’M GONNA BE THEREI’VE GOT TO BE THERE
I’M GONNA BE THERE
I WANT TO BE THERE!
(As the song reaches its climax, we suddenly see the overhead light and hear
the deafening noise of the propellers of a helicopter as it descends. A rope
ladder is lowered down .)
PRISONERS Eh? What’s going on? / Bloody Hell! / I don’t believe it! / Magic! (etc.)
YVONNE Sorry, girls. Looks like my cab’s arrived. Oi, Den – fancy a ride?
DENNY Wicked, man!
(YVONNE leads DENNY over to the ladder and they both grab hold .)
YVONNE (to NIKKI) Say sorry to Miss Stewart for me, I’d love to stay and help but I’m a
bit old for all that bollocks. I’m doing my time in Spain.
(SHELL tries to remonstrate with DENNY.)
SHELL Oi Den! Where the hell d’you think you’re going?
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YVONNE She’s going home.
Music No. 16a: “THIS IS MY LIFE” – PLAYOFF
(OPTIONAL INSTRUMENTAL)
(The helicopter starts to rise again and they are lifted up and out over the wall
to freedom .)
THE END
Music No. 17: CURTAIN CALL
(YVONNE AND PRISONERS)
Music No. 18: PLAYOFF
(OPTIONAL INSTRUMENTAL)
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BAD GIRLSTHE MUSICAL
Book by
MAUREEN CHADWICK & ANN MCMANUS
Music and Lyrics by
KATH GOTTS
Originally directed by Maggie NorrisOrchestrations by Martin Koch
VOCAL BOOK
Josef Weinberger Limited 12 - 14 Mortimer Street
London W1T 3JJTel: +44 (0)20-7580 2827 Fax: +44 (0)20-7436 9616
[email protected] www.josef-weinberger.com
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BAD GIRLS – THE MUSICAL
© Copyright 2007 by Maureen Chadwick, Kath Gotts and Ann McManus
All Rights Reserved
PHOTOCOPYING THIS COPYRIGHT MATERIAL IS ILLEGAL
Applications to perform this musical must be made,
BEFORE REHEARSALS COMMENCE, to:
JOSEF WEINBERGER LIMITED
12 - 14 Mortimer Street
London W1T 3JJ
United Kingdom
Tel: +44 (0)20 7580 2827
Fax: +44 (0)20 7436 9616
www.josef-weinberger.com
December 2008
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MUSICAL NUMBERS
CT ONE
SCENE TWO
1. I Shouldn’t Be Here (Prisoners)................................................... 1
SCENE THREE
2. Guardian Angel (Shell and Denny) ........................................... 13
SCENE FOUR
3. Jailcraft (Jim and Sylvia).......................................................... 18
SCENE FIVE
4. One Moment (Nikki)............................................................... 22
SCENE SIX
5. Life Of Grime (The Two Julies and Prisoners).......................... 25
6. The A-List (Yvonne and Prisoners)........................................... 31
SCENE EIGHT
7. The Key (Jim) .......................................................................... 39
SCENE NINE
8. The Way It Is (Company)......................................................... 44
8a. Riot Music (Instrumental)........................................................ 46
CT TWO
SCENE ONE
9. Freedom Road (Crystal and Chorus) ........................................ 47
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SCENE TWO
10. The Future Is Bright (Jim, Sylvia and Officers) ......................... 52
10a. The Future Is Bright – Playoff (Instrumental)............................ 59
SCENE FOUR
11. Sorry (Julie S) .......................................................................... 59
11a. Scene Change (Instrumental) .................................................... 62
SCENE SEVEN
12. Every Night (Helen and Nikki)................................................. 63
SCENE EIGHT
13. All Banged Up (Yvonne and The Two Julies) ........................... 67
14. The Baddest And The Best (Nikki, Denny, Justin, Prisoners) .... 73
14a. Scene Change (Instrumental) .................................................... 80
SCENE NINE
15. First Lady (Jim and Shell)......................................................... 81
15a. The Baddest And The Best – Reprise (Shell and Chorus)........... 86
SCENE TEN / ELEVEN
16. This Is My Life (Helen, Nikki, Yvonne and Prisoners).............. 87
16a. This Is My Life – Optional Playoff (Instrumental) .................... 93
17. Curtain Call (Yvonne and Prisoners) ........................................ 94
18. Playoff (Optional) (Instrumental).............................................95
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q = 105
(Prisoners)
ACT I
1. I Shouldn't Be Here
© Copyright 2007 by Maureen Chadwick, Kath Gotts and Ann McManusOrchestrations © Koch & GilpinPHOTOCOPYING THIS COPYRIGHT MATERIAL IS ILLEGAL
BAD GIRLS
Shell: Shell Dockley
Kbd. 2
Lifer . . .
Murder . . .
Well, just a bit of torture, really . . .
Didn't expect the dozy twatto go and die on me! . . .
6
Pathetic!
But
m
Shell
no
one
- mess es- with
my
man,
And gets a way
- with their
9
face in tact.
-
It's an ob
vi- ous- fact,
I was bound
to re act,
-
That
12
dou ble- D
cup slap
per,
-
Was gon
na- get whacked!
mp
I should
n't-
15
A q = 128
be
here.
Crystal: Crystal Gordon . . .
12 months . . .
19
Shoplifting . . .
But the good book says the Lord helpsthem who help themselves, innit?
All
m
Crystal
them
shops
go
flaunt
ing - their
goods
in your
22
face,
It's ask
- ing for
grief,
man,
In the
circ
um
- stance-
of my
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case,
It's my
be- lief
that
I
was
29
do- ing
it
for
Je
sus,-
I
was
33
do ing
- it
for
Je
sus.-
B q = 18436
Like
he did
in the tem
ple
- sto
ry,
-
For the Lord
God's
39
great er
- glo
ry,
-
But in stead
- of
chuck
ing
- it
down
off
the
shelf,
I
44
stuffed
it in
my
ruck-
sack -
And
kept
it
for my
self,-
48
C q = 100
mp
I
should n't
- be
here.
Denny: Denny Blood . . 7 years . .
52
Arson... It was a rubbish kids home anyway....
Denny
I want
ed- a
55
life,
I want
ed- a mum,
They said
if you're
2
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good,
Den,
May be- one
day
she might come,
So I
59
wait,
And I wait,
And I
61
start
to think
they must think
I'm
real ly - dumb,
'Cos
she weren't
63
ne
ver,-
e
ver-
gon na- come,
So I poured
Colla voce q = 9265
pet rol-
all round
their kitch
en- floor,
Threw in a- match
and slammed
the door,
And
69
now,
I don't wait for no
one
-
a ny - more.
-
Dq = 100 (poco più mosso)
73
Fl / Cl / Tpt
Julie S: Julie Saunders.
Julie J: Julie Johnston
Julie S:2 years...
Julie J:2 years...
Julie S:Soliciting...
Julie J: And thieving....
Both: Together!
Julie S.
m
The
Julie J.
m
The
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old
est- pro fess
- ion- in
the book,
Com bined
with a side
line-
in the wall
ets- that
we
old
est- pro fess
- ion- in
the book,
Com bined
-
with a side
line-
in the wall
ets that
we
3
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took,
Don't you find
these days it 's all
for the school
fees
and
not for
the fun,
You
took, You
83
have to plan
a head-
now
for ev
'ry
- lit tle- one,
For choi
ces
- pa
ren
- tal,
-
have to plan
a head-
now
for ev
'ry
- lit tle- one,
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That's how
my trou
bles- first
be gun,
-
Dosh is
fun da- men
- tal,-
Gon na- get
my kids
back one day,
89
But I thought
I owed
it to my son,
I should
n't- be
here,
I
should n't- be
here,
92 E q = 140
Nikki:Nikki Wade. Lifer . . .
"Cop killer" . .
But, hey, at least that's one less rapist in the world.
98
Nikki
No
mp
bod
- y's- he
ro,
-
Some bod- y's- fool,
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103
Don't go
mis tak
- ing
- me
for,
some bod- y who'll,
-
106
ev er
- give
a damn,
For
what they
think
I
110
am,
I should
n't- be
here,
I don't
wan na-
113
be
here,
But
here
I
am,___
All Prisoners
Here I
F117
Here I
am,
When I
Here I
am,
And one
thing
is
clear,
When I
am,
Here I
am,
And one
thing
is
clear,
When I
121
take
a good
look
a
round
- me,
I
should
n't
- be
here!
take
a good
look
a
round
- me,
I
should
n't
- be
here!
take
a good
look
a
round
- me,
I
should
n't
- be
here!
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139
I know it may
not be
much,
But I
was
some
one,
-
I
(unis.)
know it may
not be
much,
But I
was
some
one,
-
142
Some
one's
sis ter,-
daugh ter,-
moth-er,
Just a
girl
like
a
ny -
Some
one's
sis ter,-
daugh ter,-
moth-er,
Just a
girl
like
a
ny -
146
oth er,
-
So may be- I'm
out of
touch,
But
still I'm
some
one,
-
oth er,
-
So may be- I'm
out of
touch,
But
still I'm
some
one,
-
150
And
m
when
they slam
that
door
ev ery - night,
And
m
when
they slam
that
door
ev ery - night,
153
And I'm
a lone
- in
my
bed,
I es
cape-
where it's safe
And I'm
a lone
- in
my
bed,
I es
cape-
where it's safe
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156
out of sight,
To the world
that I keep
in
my
head,
out of sight,
To the
world that I keep
in
my head,
159
That's
where I
hide
my
self,-
Out of
reach
from
the
That's
where I
hide
my
self,-
Out of
reach
from
the
162
screws,
Julie S.
On
m
a
beach,
kick ing
- sand
from our
shoes,
screws,
Julie J.
With
m
our
kids
kick ing - sand
from our
shoes,
Nikki
There's a bar,
165
There's
Crystal
a
bar
where I'm sing
ing
- the
blues,
Get
Shell/Denny
ting - wast
ed- on cheap
168
fo reign- booze,
All
I can
go
where I
chose,
cresc.
All
I can
go
where I
chose,
cresc
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H171
I
I've
got
no
thing
- to
lose.
Jim:Right, you lot. Breakfast. Move it!
Sylvia: You two - serve out the swill.
I've
got
no
thing
- to
lose.
175
The rest of you - line up at your trough.
II
should n't- be here,
This is n't- me here,
II
should n't- be
here,
This is n't- me
here,
II
should n't- be
here,
This is n't- me
here,
179
This is
not
my
life,
Sylvia: Move it!
Give me
back
my
life.
Jim: Shut it!
This is
not
my
life,
Give me
back
my
life.
This is
not
my
life,
Give me
back
my
life.
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= 127
1b. I Shouldn't Be Here - Part Two
Kbd
5
Kbd
13
A
[Vamp]
Kbd
Cue: Fresh meat? Better than leftovers.
B33
37
40C
[Vamp]Kbd
Exit Cue: Helen, just remember . . . place withtwo types of people in it: us and them.
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1c. I Shouldn’t Be Here - Part Three
[Cue: . . . us and them.]
May
Helen
be- I'm a fool
to think
that I
could
do
some
good,
4
But if I
did n't- think
I
could,
I
would n't
-
7
be
here,
Now I have a chance
to real
ly
- do
11
this
my own
way
I
won't
let
a
ny
- one
-
14
say,
I
should n't
- be
here,
18
Shell: Don't worry, Rachel. We'll help you cope without your drugs, won't we Den?
[Vamp]
Kbd
Exit Cue: – Leave the kid alone! – Why? Fancy her yourself?
23
Prisoners m
Same old
shit,
Twen ty - four
- se ven,-
26
Two Julies
Wel come
- to life
here in
side,
-
This
Prisoners
is
it,
And
Crystal
it
sure
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29
is n't- hea
ven,-
Nikki
Al though
- it feels
like
I've
died,
32
Prisoners
When you need
a
help
ing
- hand,
Don't ex pect
- them to un
-
When you need
a
help
ing
- hand,
Don't ex pect
- them to un
-
35
- der
stand,-
What's a noth
- er
- day
a
noth- er
- week,
A
noth- er
-
- der
stand,-
What's a noth
- er
- day
a
noth- er
- week,
A
noth- er
-
39
year?
When we should
n't
- be
here,
We should
n't
- be
year?
When we should
n't
- be
here,
We should
n't
- be
43
here,
We should
n't
- be
here,
We
should n't-
here,
We should
n't
- be
here,
We
should n't-
47
be
here!
be
here!
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= 140
2. Guardian Angel
A
(Shell & Denny)
Warning: Watcha . . .Cue:
Look, Rachel, I'm just trying to be a mate,tell you how it works in here, right?
Look
Shell
at me,
Look at how
I
turned
out,
5
Used to be a scare
dy - cat un til
- I
learned
how,
to stand
up for me self,
-
8
Ain't no bod- y - else
who's gon na- make
your life
worth
while.-
11
Look at you,
Denny
The girl
can't
take
it,
Eve
Shell
ry - thing - a bout
- you says you'll
14
ne ver
- make
it,
And grass
ing - to a screw,
Ain't a cle
ver- thing to do
un less- you
17 B
suit
a Chel
sea
- smile?
Such
Shell
a pret
ty - lit tle- thing,
I would
n't
- ling
-
21
er
- in the
Shell & Denny
show
ers,-
Ev
Shell
'ry - lezz
er- on the wing
will want
their
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25
go,
Denny
You'll
be
stuck in there for hours
Shell
The days
are long
and
the
28
nights
are
scar
y,
-
Them
Denny
girls
are strong,
And some
quite
hair
y,
-
Shell
Most
nights
the
32
scream
ing
-
ne ver- ends,
Denny screams in Rachel's face
That's
when
you
36 C
need
to know
that
Both
you've
got
friends,
Shell
And
I'll
be
40
watch
ing - o
ver-
you,
Like a Guar
di- an
- An
gel,
-
We'll
Denny
be watch
ing
- you,
43
A ny - time
you look
be hind-
you,
You know
I'll
al
ways
- find you,
Don't
look
now,
47
I'll
know
ev
'ry - thing
- you
do,
I'm your Guar
di- an
- An
gel,
-
Ev 'ry - thing
- you
do,
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51
(Shell)
Noth ing - happ
ens- here
I don't
see,
Noth ing's- said
that won't get
54 D
back
to
me,
Luck y - you
that
I'm
gonn a- be
your
An
gel,
-
58
It's a fact,
Pri son- is
de
press-
ing,-
61
Bett
Denny
er- just acc ept
- it there's no point
in
stress
ing,
-
Shell
The on
ly - way to cope,
In
-
64
stead of los ing - hope
is get com plete
- ly - off
your
face,
67
Now I'm
a mate
who be - lieves
in
shar
ing,-
Peo
Denny
ple- don't ap pre
- ci- ate- that
70
Shell's so
car
ing!
- A
Shell
litt
le- Bill y - Whizz,
Will reall
y - do the biz
and then it's
73 E
gone
with out-
a
trace,
When you're crawl
ing - up the
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76
wall,
You just
call
and
I'll
come
fly
Both
ing,-
79
Take your pick
we got it all,
Just
Shell
let
me
know,
Denny
We
do
82
reg u- lar- supp ly
- ing,
-
Shell
Have a wrap,
Denny
No
one's
- touched
it,
85
Shell
Ex cept
- per haps
-
the girl
who
crutched
it,
Just
pay
your bills
88
and you'll
be
fine,
Denny: Can I have that necklace, Shell?
Shell: Help yourself, Den
And
re mem-
-
92 F
ber
- now
what's
yours
is
mine.
'Cos
I'll
be
96
watch
ing - o
ver-
you,
Like a Guar
di- an
- An
gel,
-
Denny
We'll be watch
ing
- you,
99
A ny - time
you look
be hind-
you,
You know
I'll
al
ways
-find you,
Don't
look
now,
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103
I'll
know
eve
ry - thing
- you
do,
I'm your
Ev 'ry - thing you
106
Guar
di- an
- An
gel,
-
Noth ing - happ
ens- here
I don't
see,
do,
109
Noth ing's- said
that won't get back
to
me,
Luck y - you
that
112 rall.
I'm
gon na- be
your
An
- gel,
Ah
Denny
ah- ah
- ah- ah- ah-
-
116
Your
Guard
i
- an
- An
gel.
-
ah,
ah,
ah.
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A Swing
3. Jailcraft
q
= 146
(Jim & Sylvia)
Warning: That's it,then. End of an era, Jim.Cue:
And we'll clear up.
Jim
You
m
won't
learn
this
art
in a
book,
There's
no
fast
track
to it,
5
Sylvia
You can't
skip
the
years
that it
took,
There's a
real
knack
to it,
9
Jail
Jim
craft,-
We've
got it,
Jail
Sylvia
craft,-
You've
got it,
13
Jail
Both
craft,
-
That's
what it
takes!
B17
Sylvia
You won't
get
this
with
a de
gree
-
In
crim in- al- jus
tice,
-
21
Jim
Down the sharp end,
take it from me,
The one thing you trust is
25
Jail
Both
craft,
-
We've
got it,
Hard
graft,
But we've
got it,
29
Jail
craft,-
That's
what it
takes!
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C33
It's
Jim
bas
ic
- com mon
- sense,
Sylvia
Plus
a litt
le-
self
de fence,
-
37
Mix
Jim
with
pro fes-
sion- al- calm,
Sylvia
Add
a dash
of
per son- al- charm,
41
Both
And
when
that
old
pro verb-
i- al
- Fin - al ly
- hits
the fan,
45
We're up
front,
Bear ing - the brunt,
Just
do ing - the best
we
can.
D49
We don't
get
the
thanks
we de serve,-
Down at the coal
face,-
53
While those
wimps
are
los
ing - their
nerve,
We run
the whole
place,
57
Jail
craft,-
Ir
Jim
re fut
- - a- ble,
- Jail
Both
craft,-
Sylvia
God
we're beau
ti- ful,
-
61
Jail
Both
craft,-
That's
what it
takes!
Jim: Send and escort to fetch Wade and tellDockley "to report for work".Sylvia: Don't worry, I'll be sure to wind up
Wade's welcome party.
x 3
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E65
mp
And
Jim
if
the pow
ers- that
be,
Are
just
too blind
to
see,
69
I know
a thing
or two,
I'll pull
a string
or two,
Take a les
son- from
me.
F73
G
Number One: So, Jim, off the record, how's the new girl Governor doing on G Wing?
Wor ried- look,
Fur rowed- brow,
80
A slight
hes i- ta
- tion,-
I
would n't-
84
like
to
in ter
- fere.
-
Number One: Any information will be treated in the strictest confidence.
88 H
It's
all
in
here.
Years of ex per-
i- ence,- You
92
un der- stand.-
Number One: Leave it with me, Jim. Enough said.
Years
of per
fect
- ing
- a
96 I
shake
of the
hand,
Number One:See you at the next lodge meeting.
m
My
but it's good
100
tak
ing
- con
trol.
-
Slid
ing
- up
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104 J
that
greas y
- pole.
Jim & Sylvia
You
(unis.)
won't
get
108
that
out
of a
book,
On
pri son
- pro ce
- dure,
-
When those
suits
112
get
caught
on the
hook,
That's when they need
ya,
Jail
craft-
116 K
We've
got it,
He's
daft,
But we've
got it
Jail
(unis.)
craft,-
That's
120
what it takes
when you're
short
staffed,
Your back
near ly - breaks
We get
well
shaft
ed,
-
124
But
we
strug gle
- through,
Keep
your
eye on the ball,
Your
128
ear to the ground,
Back to the wall
when
troub le's- a round-
It's
131
Jail
craft.-
Jail
Jim
craft.-
135
Jail
Sylvia
craft,-
Both
That's
what we
do,
mp
Me
(unis.)
and
you!
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E52
I
m
won't
for get,-
I don't
re gret,-
There's no
thing - more
that I
can
54
say,
I'll
cresc.
pay
my debt,
And let
them throw
my life
a way,-
m
One
mo
ment
- your
57
fu ture's- gone for e
- ver,___ -
Bridg es- burned, A cor
ner- turned You walk
the line
a lone,
-
60
In
one
mo
ment
- what's
done is done
for e
- ver,-
62
When all
the birds
have
flown,
You're on
65 F
your
own,
You're on
your own
rit.68 Slower
I'm on
my
own.
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A
q = 132
5. Life of Grime(The Two Julies & Prisoners)
Warning: Oh my God, Ju.Cue:
Yeah, since when did we never get shat on?
When
mp
Julie J.
you're stuck
in the muck,
And no bo
- dy - gives a
4
Both
French
Con nec
- tion,
-
Julie S.
When you're down
on
your
luck,
7
And you're run
ning - in the
Both
wrong
dir ec
- tion,
-
There's
cresc.
no es
cap-
-
10
ing
- from
the
slime,
m
You're liv
ing - a life
of
grime.
13
Blood
Julie J.
y - rub
bish!-
Both
A life
of
grime.
(unis.)
16 B
Julie J.
When you doss
with the dross,
19
And you're banged
up in an
Both
in
sti- tu
- tion.
-
Julie S.
No one's- giv
ing
- a
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22
toss,
All they're giv
ing - you is
Both
re
tri- bu
- tion.
-
25
You're
just a
vic
tim
- do
ing
- time,
For
28
liv ing - a life
of
grime.
Prisoners
Blood y - rub
bish!-
Julies
A life
of
(unis.)
grime.
31C
Julie S.
When
m
you're flat
on your
back
while
some
34
git
gets his
rocks
off,
That's
Both
a time
to re flect,-
Julie J.
You're
37
moan
ing
- and
groan
ing
- your
poor
lit
tle
- socks
off,
Both
That does
n't- get
you
res
-
40
pect,
Af ter- blow
ing - his horn
pipe,-
And bang
ing - his
drum,
And
43D
thank
ing
- God
you're
not
his wife,
It takes
more
than a wet
wipe,
To
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46
clean
up the
scum,
Of your whole
stink
ing
- mis
- era ble
- life!
E49
You're
Julie J.
a slut
in a rut,
Julie S.
Ne ver- shift
ing - the dirt,
Julie J.
Al ways- look
ing - for some
52
lub
ri- ca
- tion
-
Julie S.
Sick and tired
of the
smut,
Julie J.
Sick of lift
ing - your
55
skirt,
You
Julie S.
could use
a bit of
cul
ti- va
- tion,-
Both
In
stead- of
bloom
-
58 F
G
ing
- in your
prime,
F
You're liv
B9
ing - a life
of
61
Grime
mp
Two Julies + Other Prisoners
grime
grime
grime
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65
Grime
mp
grime
grime
grime
Can't
shift
it,
Can't
move
it,
Can't
get
this
crap
out
of my
69
Grime
mp
grime
grime
grime
Can't
shift
it,
Can't
move
it,
Can't
get
this
crap
out
of my
73
Grime
mp
grime
grime
life,
m
Can't
shift
it,
Can't
move
it,
Can't
get
this
Low
down
- dir ty - lit tle- scum
bag
- scrub bers-
Low
down
- dirt
y - lit tle
-
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grime
Grime
mp
grime
crap
out
of my
m
life,
Can't
shift
it,
Can't
move
it,
Low
down
- dirt y - lit tle- scum
Low
bag
down
-
-
scrub
dirt
bers,
y
-
- lit
tle-
scum bag - scrub bers,-
Low
down- dirt
y - lit tle- scum
bag - scrub bers,-
79 rall.
grime
grime
Can't
get
it
out.
Low
down
- dirt
y
- lit tle
- scum
bag
- scrub bers,-
-
Low
down
- dirt
y - lit tle
- scum
bag
- scrub
bers,-
-
G Colla voce
82
All
p
that
Julie S.
I want
ed
- was one
lous
y - break,
A chance
to make ev
'ry
- thing
-
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85
right,
But des pite
- all
my
tal ents,-
The books
ne
ver
- bal ance,-
I
A tempo q
= 13688 H
keep
end
ing
- up
in
the
shite!
When
Both
you're stuck
in the muck,
91
And no bo
- dy - gives a
French
Con nec
- tion,
-
94
Al ways- pass
ing - the
buck,
But you're ne
ver- gon na-
97
pass
in
spec
- tion,
-
Now
let me
tell
you
one more
time,
101I
m
If
clean
li- ness-
means
God
li- ness,-
We're
screwed
al rea-
dy - so
105
sod the
mess,
The slop's
in
the
buck
et,
- You
don't
have
to
suck
it,
To
108
see
that
it's
a
crime,
Liv
ing - a life,
111
Liv ing - a life,
Liv ing - a life
of
(unis.)
grime!
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Rubato
6. The A-List(Yvonne & Prisoners)
Warning: And who's the little Cinderella, then?Cue:
Two parts sweet dreams, one part dynamite.
Yvonne
When
mp
you're all
dolled up
with no place
to go,
4
Hey, don't make
a fuss, If we can't
get out
to the par ty,- The
8 Latin q = 180
par
ty -
can
come
to
us!
13 A
m
It's
strict-
ly
A
list,-
This 'll- be
the hot
test
- spot
in
town,
17
Sun
kissed
ce
leb
- ri- ties-
with
style,
Call
O.
22
K!
and
Hel
lo!,
-
Now
we're
all
set
to
go,
We're
gon na
-
26
make a
splash,
Get
read y - to flash
that
smile,
It's
strict
ly
-
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B30
A
List,-
Ev 'ry - one- who's a
ny
- one-
is
here,
34
Hey,
Sis
ter- your
name
is
on
the
door,
Broader
Roll
the
Prisoners
Your name
is
on the
door,
Broader
Roll
the
38
red
car
pet
- out,
'Cos
to
night
-
there's
no
doubt
we're
hav ing - a girls'
red
car
pet
- out,
'Cos
to
night
-
there's
no
doubt
we're
hav ing - a girls'
42
night
in
like there's ne
ver
- been
be
fore.-
I'm
gon na- be the
night
in
like there's ne
ver
- been
be
fore.-
C46
par
ty -
Queen,
Giv ing - it up
all
night,
Oooh
ooh
oooh,
Ooh
ooh
oooh,
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50
Cruis
ing -
and
schmooz
ing
- with
the
best,
Take
a
Oooh, ooh ooh,
Oooh,
ooh
ooh,
54
look
a
round
-
this
ex
clu
- sive-
scene,
Ooh
whah
ooh,
-
Ooh
whah
ooh,
-
58
So
much
flesh
to
be
pressed
Oh
yes,
mp
It's
strict
ly
-
Ooh
whah
ooh!
-
Ooh,
whah
ooh!
-
D62
A
List,-
List en- to the word
out
on the
street,
It's strict ly - A
List,- List en- to the word out on the street,
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66
Don't
miss
the
par
ty
- of
the
year,
No
Don't
miss
the
par
ty
- of the
year,
70
B's
(Yvonne)
m
no
C's
and
dar
ling
- please,
no
D's,
No
74
Has
beens,
Would
be's,
Wan na- be's,
- Could
be's,
-
I
ab
so
- lute
- ly
- must
in
-
78
sist,
Strict
ly
- A's
on the list,
83E
We
mp
need
jhoosh,
and
pi
zazz,
-
And
some
glam
our
- in our
lives,
Chorus
mp
Jhoosh!
whispered
Pi zazz!-
87
Out
on
the
razz
like
we're
Foot
ball-
ers'
- Wives!
whispered
Out! Razz!
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92 F
Low
mp
cut,
Up
lift,-
You
are,
mp whispered
Oooh!
Aaah!
97
God's
gift,
Go
strut
your
stuff
on
the
floor.
Prisoners
Go
strut
your
stuff!
101
Big
Yvonne
hair
Bling
bling,
Hot
air,
105
Ming
ling -
This
is
the
life
I
a
dore.
-
Prisoners
Can't
m
sung!
get e
nough!-
109 G
It's
strict
ly
-
A
List,-
List en- to the word
out
on the
street,
It's
strict
ly
- A
List,-
List en- to the
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113
Don't
miss
the
par
cresc.
ty
- of
the
year,
word
out
on the
street,
broader
Don't
miss
the
part
y
- of
the
year,
117
m
No
B's
no
C's,
But
may
be
- I
could
squeeze
some
E's,
No
122
Has
beens,
Would
be's,
Wan na- be's,
- Could
be's,
Has
bins,
Would
be's,
Wan na- be's,
- Could
be's,
126 q = 90
Yvonne
I
ab
sol
- ute
- ly
- must
in
sist.
-
Yvonne & Prisoners
We're
on
the
H Jazz 8's130
A
List,-
Come out
and
play
list,
Won't
134
stop
'til we drop,
'Cos we're on
the
top
to night
-
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138
Yvonne & Prisoners
Hey
Mis ter,-
Hey
Mis ter,-
Hey
Mis ter,-
Hey
Mis ter,-
Hey
Mis ter,-
Hey
Mis ter,-
143I A tempo q = 172
Don't
turn
out
that
light.
Par
ty - all
night!
Don't
turn
out
that
light!
148
Par ty - all night! Par
ty - all night!
Bad
Girls
Part
-
152
Par
ty - all
night!
Par
ty - all
night!
- y
all
night,___
Bad
Girls
Part
-
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156
Par
ty - all
night!
Par
ty - all
night!
Bad
Girls
Part
-
y
- all
night,
160
Par
ty - all
night!
Par
ty - all
y
- all
night,
Bad
Girls
Part
y
- all
night,
163
night!
Par
ty
- all
night!
Bad
Girls
Part
y
- on,
Par
ty
- all
night!
Par
ty
- all
night!
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Intro
7. The Key
h = 61
(Jim)
A
Warning: Fancy a drink?Cue: ’Night Jim. / ’Night, Sylv. (A beat.)
[Vamp]
à la "trouser-snake"
mp
(last time)
The
loose
Key to
7
hid
den
- trea
sure,
- The
Key to
for
bid
- den
- pleas
ure,
- And
13
how
do
you
mea
sure
- a
man
if
it's
not
by
what
hangs
from
his fob?
20
Ev
er
- since
jail
ers
- be
gan
- it's
been
one
of
the
perks
of
the job,
27
Go
ing
- to
work
on
the job,
When
you
hold
the
key,
34B
No
force,
No
co er
- sion.
-
41
Pure
sa tis
- fac
- tion
- for
all.
Of
course,
Some
per
-
47
ver
sion,
-
But
no
thing
- that's
pain
ful
- or
too
off
the
wall.
A
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C53
mu
tu- al
- ser
vice
- and
what
bet
ter
- way,
To un
wind
- as
you
wend
at
the
end
of
the
60
day.
And
while
you're
get
ting
- your
end
well a
way,
- You're
the
King
66
of
the
night.
Out
of
reach,
out
of
sight.
73
Ev
ery - one's
- up
for
a
bite,
so,
Don't
call
me
gree
dy,
- 'Cos
79
Underscore transition(Jim goes into Shell's cell. Scene change) (Helen & Justin pub scene)
Underscore
these
girls
are
need
y.
-
97
138
(cue)
146
TILL READY (after Jim emerges)
Jim
Last Time
The
Key to
hid
den
-
154
trea
sure,
- The
Key to
for
bid
- den
- plea
sure,
- To
take
at
you
160
lei
sure
- and
bend
to
what
e
- ver
- your
fanc
ies
- dic tate,
-
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166
Vir
gins
- and
tarts
end
to
end
it's
the
cream
of
the
fe
male
- es tate,
-
173
And
you
get
it
all
on
a plate,
When
you
hold
the
key,
180
No
ties,
No
con nec
- tions,
-
187
Fresh
sup plies
- al
ways
- on
tap.
Re cog - nise
-
192
their
af fec
- tions,
-
You'll
soon
have
them
eat
ing
- right
out
of
your
198
lap.
They're
des
perate- ly
- grate
ful
- for
all
you
can
give.
It's
quite
fair
to
204
say
you're
their
rea
son
- to live.
Frank
ly
- it's
just
ir
res
- pon
- si- ble
-
210
if
I
don't
try
to
pro
vide,
-
What
they
lack,
216
Here
in
side.
-
Ev
ery - one's
- up
for
the
ride,
so,
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223
D (Jim/Rachel dialogue)
Who
could
ac
cuse
- me
if
they
chose
to
use
me?
(cue)
pp
x 3
229
235 Rall
Slower
242 E
h= 52
I
watch,
And
I
wait,
Mist
er- Wolf,
At
the
249 gradually faster
gate,
I
lead
and
they
fol
low,
- I
feed
and
they
swall
low,
- I
255
need
it
I
take
it,
Who
cares
if
they
fake
it,
A
man's
got
ta
- make
it
and
261 Tempo 1
move
it
and
shake
it,
And
this
luck
y
- - Jim,
Gets
it
all
just
for
him,
267
F Tempo 1
Pick
a
ny
- slag,
Eve
ry
- shag's
in
the
bag
with
the
key,
mp subito
273
The
key.
Slide
280
in
side,
- And
o
pen
- wide
for
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287 rall.
me.
Be
hold
- the
key.
The
294
big
gest
- you'll
see.
I
hold
the
key.
300
G
(cue)
pp
307
312
Cut as leave stage
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q = 144
8. That’s the Way It Is(Company)
Warning: Count of three. One . . . two . . .Cue: Low drone – sound dies after door break
[Vamp]
Exit Cue: Oh hurrah. We've got a stiff onG Wing. Need it bagged, over . . .
Prisoners
Now we
know,
Where we
stand,
4
There is no No man's- land, Trust is torn, A line
8
is
drawn,
And
that's
the way
it is!
Make your
move,
Take
your
side,
12
There is
no
place
to
hide,
You're out
on a limb,
Now
sink
16
A
B
or
swim,
'Cos
that's
the way
it is!
Cue: He's the one whoshould be swinging.
[Vamp]
No
Prisoners
mat
ter
- how
20
you
try
to
sweep us
out
of
sight,
We will
not
let
24
this
day
go
by.
All of
your
might
28 C
can not
- fight
what
is
right,
All
p
And
that's
the way
it
is
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32
now,
Bring it on,
down,___
Exit cue: Then talk to us all.Explain to us why Rachel's dead.
[Vamp]
37 D
'Cos
if
you
think
we'll
walk
a
way,-
'Cos
if
you
think
we'll
walk
a
way,-
40
As if
no
- thing real ly - mat
ters,
-
Then there
is
no
-
As if
no
- thing real ly -
mat ters,
-
Then there
is
no
-
43
thing
- more
to
say.
thing
-more
to
say.
48 E
That's
Prisoners & Officers
the way
it is!
Come
Prisoners
on,
come on,
52
That's
the way
it is!
That's
the way
it is!
Come on,
come on,
Come on,
come on,
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56 F
That's
the way
it is!
That's
the way
it is!
Bring it on
down,
59
Prisoners & Officers
That's
the way
it is!
Prisoners
Bring it on
down.
Bring it on
Come on,
come on,
Come on,
come on,
62
That's
the way
it is!
That's
the way
it is! That's
the way
it is!
down,
Bring it on
down.
Come on,
come on,
66
Come on,
come on,
Come on,
come on,
70
Come on,
come on,
Come on,
come on,
SEGUEContinues into Riot Music . . .
Cue: Report situationout of control.
[Vamp]
=144
Dead segue
8a. Riot Music
End of Act 1
Repeat till cut
Saxes / TptSaxes / Tpt
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ACT II
9. Freedom Road
(Crystal & Chorus)
Free
Cue: – I could string you up, Dockley. – Yeah, you evil cow.
Crystal
p a capella - very freely
dom
- - - Road,
Lead
6 A Gospel style q = 93
me
home.
Free
p
dom
- Road,
Lead
me
12
home, I have trav elled- so long.
Now my
Swing 8's17
jour
ney
- is
through,
I will come
home
to you.
All
my
22
B
trou bles-
are
gone.
Free
mp
dom
- Road,
Chorus Free
mp
dom
-
(unseen throughout)
Free
mp
dom
-
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27
Lead
me
home,
I
have
trav
elled
- so
long.
When
I
Road,
Lead
me
home,
Lord,
I
have
trav
elled
- so
Road,
Lead
me
home,
Lord,
I
have
trav
elled
- so
33
lay
me
to
rest.
My
soul
will
be blessed.
All
my
trou bles-
are
long.
Lay
me
down,
All
my
trou bles-
are
long.
Lay
me
down,
All
my
trou bles-
are
39
C
gone.
Free
p
dom- - - Road,
gone.
Free
p
dom
- - - Road,
gone.
Free
p
dom
- - - Road,
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45 D
Lead
me home.
Take
me
out
of
this
Lead
me
home.
Take
me
out
of
this
Lead
me
home.
Take
me
out
of
this
51
dark
ness.
-
Let
your
light
shine
on
me.
dark
ness.
-
Let
your
light
shine
down
on
me.
dark
ness.
-
Let
your
light
shine
down
on
me.
57
Free
m
Chorus plus Crystal improvising soulfully & totally free to the end
dom
- Road,
Lead
me
home,
I
have
trav
elled
- so
Free
m
dom
- Road,
Lead
me
home,
Free
m
dom
- Road,
Lead
me
home,
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63
long.
Now
my
heart
feels
no
pain,
I will see
you
a gain.
-
Lord,
I
have
trav
elled
- so
long.
No
more
pain.
Lord,
I
have
trav
elled
- so
long.
No
more
pain.
69
All
my
trou bles-
are
gone.
All
my
trou bles-
are
All
my
trou bles-
are
gone.
All
my
trou bles-
are
All
my
trou bles-
are
gone.
All
my
trou bles-
are
75
gone.
mp
Free
dom- - - - Road,
gone.
mp
Free
dom
- - - - Road,
gone.
mp
Free
dom
- - - - Road,
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80 rit.
Lead
me
home.
Lead
me
home.
Lead
me
home.
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q = 148 (Swing)
10. The Future Is Bright(Jim, Sylvia and Officers)
Warning: A girl can change her mind.Cue: No stopping us . . .
. . . really should be run.
'Cos
mp
Jim
if
the pow
ers- that
be,
In
all
their wis
dom- a
gree,
-
5
No
oth er
- can
di- date-
can
swing that
gate
like
8
me,
Officers
The
m
13
fu
ture-
is
bright
a gain,-
The
world
is
black
and
white
a gain,-
We're
17
key
hap
py,-
Toe
tap
py,-
Ne ver- thought that we'd
be
so
hap
py,
-
21
One of our
boys
has
made
it,
Shin
ing - out
like a
star,
25
Stak ing - his claim,
Mak ing - his name,
Jim
you
will
go
far,
29
Jim
The
fu
ture-
is
mine
a gain,-
I'm
swing
ing
- from
a
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33
vine
a gain,-
Lord
and
mas
ter- of a new
day,
Hold
on
fast,
37
We're on
the run
way,
-
Here
at
last,
And I'll
be here
to
40
stay.
Officers
Your
loy al- arm y
- sal utes
- you Sir,
45
Sylvia
m
I
must
say that
suit
real ly
- suits
you,
Sir.
Jim
Come
mp
52
in,
Pull a seat
up,
Put your feet
up,
This is how
it's
gon na-
55
be,
The witch
is
gone,
And
from now
on,
The man
of the
mo
ment
- is
59
me,
Now it's
cream
cakes,
With
out
- warn
ing,
-
Sylvia
Tea
breaks
that
63
No it's not
a dream,
But the start
of our new
re
-
last
all
morn
ing,
-
No it's not
a dream,
But the start
of our new
re
-
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67
gime,
m
It's look
ing - good,
It's look
ing -
gime,
m
It's look ing - good, It's look ing -
Officers
It's look
ing - good,
It's look
ing -
It's look
ing - good,
70
great,
Officers, Jim and Sylvia
We're get
ting - rid,
We could
n't- wait,
Let's
Officers
It's look
ing - great,
We're get
ting - rid,
We could
n't- wait,
73
go, We know, Hey Ho,
We're on
our way
now,
He's here
to stay
now,
Eve- ry thing
is gon na- be
o
kay
- now.
77
mp
One
of our
boys
has
made
it,
No
one-
mp
One
of our
boys
has
made
it
No
one
-
83
else
could com
pare,
-
Hold
ing
- the
flame,
else
could com
pare,
-
Hold
ing
- the
flame,
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87
Play
ing
- the
game,
Who
said
we'd
play
Play
ing
the
game,
Who
said
we'd
play
92
fair?
Officers, Jim & Sylvia
The
m
deed
is
done,
It's in
the bag,
The batt-
le's
fair?
The
m
deed
is
done,
It's in
the bag,
96
won,
Put up
the flag,
We're We're gonn-gonn-
aa spread
a lit tle- hap
pi
- ness- all
The
bat
tle's- won,
Put up
the flag,
We're gon na- spread
a lit tle- hap
pi
- ness- all
99
o ver- the place,
Lock ing - up the los
ers
- with a smile
on our face,
o ver- the place,
Lock ing - up the los
ers
- with a smile
on our face,
102
Noth ing's- gonn- a stop
us
now we're back
on
the case
and
how,
Noth ing's- gonn- a stop
us now we're back
on
the case
and
how,
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105
Just
look
who's
the
big
cheese
now.
Just
look
who's
the
big
cheese
now.
109
Jim
The
m
fu
ture-
is
bright
a gain,-
The
Officers + Sylvia
It's
mp
look
ing - good,
It's look
ing - great,
We're get
ting -
Officers
mp
It's look
ing - good,
It's look
ing - great,
112
world
is
banged
to
right
a gain,-
I'm
key
hap
py,-
Toe
tap
py,-
rid,
We could-
n't wait,
Let's
go,
We
know,
We're get ting - rid,
We could n't- wait,
We're on
our way
now,
He's here
to stay
now,
116
Ne ver- thought that I'd
be
so
hap
py,
- Here
I
Hey
Ho,
One of our
boys
has
Eve ry - thing
is gon na- be
o
kay
- now.
One
of our
boys
has
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133
Hold
on
fast,
We're on
the run
way,
-
Here
at
last,
Locking up the los
ers
- with a smile
on our face,
Noth ing's- gon na- stop
us
now we're
Locking up the los
ers
- with a smile
on our face,
Noth ing's- gon na- stop
us now we're
136
And I'll
be here
to
stay.
For
the
back on
the case
to
day,
-
back on
the case
to
day,
-
139
glor
i-
ous,
-
Vic
tor
- i-
ous,
-
Un
mis- take
a- ble,
-
Still un
break
a- ble,
-
Un
mis- take
a- ble,
-
Still un
break
a- ble,
-
143
P.
O.
A!
P.
O.
A!
P.
O.
A!
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10a. The Future is Bright Play-off
q
= 120
11. Sorry (Julie S)
Warning: David? It's your mum . . .Cue:
Yeah, it's a good line, ain't it?
Kbd
Julie S: What...?
You mean . . . everything? . . .
5 Rubato
. . . Oh, David . . .
I've been such a stupid cow.
Julie S
I'm
p
A 9
sor ry,-
Sor ry - you found
out
this
way,
13
Julie S: No, listen . . .
List en,-
There's some things
I need
to say,
17
God
knows,
I ain't ne
ver- been
proud
of what
I
do,
20
But you
should
know,
I'm
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23
al ways
- so,
So
proud
of you,
And I'm
B27
sor ry,-
Sor ry - I
can't hold
you,
squeeze
you tight,
31
Love you,
Miss you,
'S'on ly - you
that
34
gets me
through
the
night,
God
knows,
things don't e
ver- turn
37
out
the way
I
planned,
But
p
I hope
and
pray,
40
That
some
day,
43C
You'll
un der- stand,-
I
just want
ed- to make
things
good,
To
47
give you
the life
you
de serve,
- I'd
have told
you one
day,
Yes,
I would,
51
But I
kept los
ing -
my nerve,
And
p
it seemed
so much bet
ter,
-
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54
I should be,
Trav 'ling
- the world
in some
fan ta- sy,
-
'Stead of which,
I'm a
58
liar,
And a con,
But you're
the on
ly - thing that
62 D
keeps
me
hold
ing - on.
Julie S: Sorry?
67
What's that you
say?
Julie S: 'Course you can if you want to, darling . . .
You can come
71
vis it-
a ny
- day,
God
knows
there ain't no
bod- y -
75
else
I'd rath
er
- see,
So
p
there
you
go,
Your
79
first
V.
O.
Julie S: Got to send you this form called a Visiting Order - I’ll put it in the post straight off, . . .
Kbd
83
. . . then you can come in (soon as) - oh shit, David, I forgot - Fenner’s stopped our visits . . .
87 E
But I'm
gon na- make
things
good,
No mat ter- how
bad
it
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91
seems,
I'll be
there
like
a moth
er
- should
be,
94
So you
can fol
low
- your dreams,
Yes
p
things
will get bet
ter,
-
97
Wait and see,
We'll work
it out
now
Just
you and me,
100
'Cos I
don't
e ver,
-
e ver-
wan na- be
So
104 rall.
sor
ry,
-
a
pp
gain.
-
= 140
11a. Scene Change
Warning: Don't worry, you haven't got anything.Cue:
Well, a nod's as good as a wink to me.
[ last time ]
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= 120
12. Every Night(Helen & Nikki)
Warning: Sorry, you just went very quiet . . .Cue: See you didn't waste much time, then. How cosy.
[VAMP - Vocal last time only]
Nikki
How
mp
does
she do
this
to
me?
How
did I
4
let her
in,
When I
should know
by
now
to be ware.
-
8
Helen
Why does
she do
this
to
me?
How
can I
12
e ver
- win?
And 'though
I
tell
my
self -
I don't
15
care.
Both
She's
al
ways
-
A q
= 9519
B
there.
Ev
Nikki
'ry - night
I
see
24
her.
The mo
ment- I close
my
eyes
to
sleep,
27
She's there
in the dreams
I
keep,
In my
heart.
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61
E
Helen
Ev
mp
'ry - night
I
see
her,
The
Nikki
Ev
mp
'ry - night
I
see
64
mo ment- I close
my
eyes
to
sleep,
This se
cret- is burn
-
her,
She's there
in my dreams,
mp
Burn
-
67 F
- ing
deep
in my
heart.
- ing
deep
in my
heart.
75
But
this
is cra
zy,-
What am I think ing?
-
I'm
But
this
is cra
zy,-
What am I think ing?
-
I'm
78
los
- ing my
way
in the dark,
It's just
too much,
To see
her
los
- ing my
way
in the dark,
It's not
e nough,
-
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81
face
ev 'ry
- day,
To feel
her
so
close
yet
so
far,
When
When there's so much to
say,
To feel her so close yet so
84
no
thing
- can
change
who
we
are,
far,
When no
thing
- can
change
who
we
are,
87
mp
But I
can't let
her
know,
mp
But I
can't let
her
go.
91 G
Eve
ry - night
I
see
her,
The
Eve
ry - night
I
see
her,
The
95
mo ment- I close
my
eyes
to
sleep,
This se
cret- is burn
-
mo ment- I close
my
eyes
to
sleep,
This se
cret- is burn
-
98
- ing
deep
in my
heart.
- ing
deep
in my
heart.
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q = 124
13. All Banged Up(Yvonne & The Two Julies)
Warning:
We're a, ain't we?Cue: Yeah. But let’s face it, ain’t nothing likedeath to whet your appetite for life.
[VAMP]
Yvonne + Two Julies
last time
We're all
banged
up,
mp
With out
- the bang,
4
We've got
the go,
but there's
no
fan
dang,
-
How's a
ny - girl
meant to
7
do her
thang,
When she's all
banged
up
a lone.
-
Yvonne
We're
A 10
all
banged
up,
With out
- the bang,
Julie S
This litt-
le chas-
sis needs a
13
full
front
prang,
Yvonne
And we're
I'm
Julie J
like
a vam
pire
- with
out
- a fang,
Two Julies
And we're
16
all
vamped
up
a lone,
-
And though
we try
not to
all
vamped
up
a lone,
-
And though
we try
not to
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19
think
a bout,-
All
the pleas
ures
- we
miss.
think
a bout,-
All
the pleas
ures
- we
miss.
22
There's bug
ger- all
else
to
think
a bout,-
When you're dumped
in
a
hell
hole
- like
There's bug
ger- all
else
to
think
a bout,-
When you're dumped
in
a
hell
hole
- like
25
this!
-
Day
af-
ter
day
aft-
er
day,
These
this!
Day
af- ter
day
aft- er
day,
These
28
ass
ets
- are
wast
ing
- a
way,
-
We're
ass
ets
- are
wast
ing
- a
way,
-
We're
B31
all
banged
up,
With out
- the bang,
We get
the twin
ges
- But
all
banged
up,
With out
- the bang,
We get
the twin
ges
- But
68
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34
where's
our
twang?
Whipped to
a peak
like
a stiff
me ringue,-
But we're
where's
our
twang?
Whipped to
a peak
like
a stiff
me ringue,-
But we're
37 C
all
whipped
up
a lone.
-
Bang
bang!
all
whipped
up
a lone.
-
Bang
bang!
41
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
46 D q = 100
Bang!
Yvonne
I want
to
feel
theweight
of a
Bang!
50
hand some
- hunk,
Ly
ing
- on
top
of
me
in my
bunk,
And when
the-
53
lights
go down,
So does
he,
'Til ev
'ry - thing - goes ting
a- ling - in
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56 slow accel. to a tempo
side of
me,
Don't want
to fall
in love,
I don't ex pect
- ro mance,-
I
59
just
want
some
ac
tion
- in
side- my
pants,
I ne ver- thought
de sire-
could
62
be so
strong,
I ne
ver- thought I'd e
ver- have to go
so
long!
2 Julies
It's
E A tempo q = 12465
It's
just
A lit
tle- thrust,
It must
be
the
least
you
can
just,
A lit
tle- thrust,
It must
be
the
least
you
can
68
do,
You're a screw,
We can trust,
And our
do,
You're a screw,
Who we
can trust,
And our
71
wel
fare
- is
all
down
to
you.
m
Night
af
ter
- night
af ter
-
wel
fare
- is
all
down
to
you.
m
Night
af
ter
- night
af ter
-
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74Pause
night,___
Think
of our
des
- per ate
- plight,___
Justin: You really should try & eat something.
We're
night,___
Think
of our
des
- per ate
- plight,___
We're
F78
all
banged
up,
With out
- the bang,
We've got
the go,
but
there's
all
banged
up,
With out
- the bang,
We've got
the go,
but
there's
81
no
fan
dang,
-
How's a
ny - girl
meant to do
her
thang,
When she's
no
fan
dang,
-
How's a
ny - girl
meant to do
her
thang,
When she's
84
all
banged
up
a lone.
-
We're all
banged
up,
With
-
all
banged
up
a lone.
-
We're all
banged
up,
With
-
87
out
the bang,
No bod
- y - wants
to be
in
our
gang,
out
the bang,
No bod
- y - wants
to be
in
our
gang,
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90
We could
n't- care
less if
spring just
sprang,
If the queen
just
rang,
They can
We could
n't- care
less if
spring just
sprang,
If the queen
just
rang,
They can
93
all go
hang,
'Cos
un til
- we
get
out
and
get
out
with a
bang,
We're
p
all go
hang,
'Cos
un til
- we
get
out
and
get
out
with a
bang,
We're
p
G97
all
banged
up,
We're
all
banged
up,
We're
all
banged
up,
We're
all
banged
up,
We're
101
q = 170
all
banged
up
a
lone!
-
all
banged
up
a
lone!
-
106
Bang!
Bang!
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Rock
14. The Baddest and the Best
q = 161
(Justin & Prisoners)
Warning: Shit me, what's this? Screw against screw?Cue:
As in yesterday's, right?
Nikki
You'd bet
ter-
A Verse 15
wise
up,
To the way
this is go
ing
- down,-
For
9
once
in your
life
use
your
brain.
Denny
Like
a
13
bad
dream,
That
keeps
on
com ing
- round,
17
He's
gon na
- screw
you
o
ver- a
gain.
-
B21
All except Shell
And you'll
be
his
to
- ry -
be fore-
you know
what's
hit.
24
Girl you need
a
wake
up
call
and
this
is
it!
28 C Verse 2
So
Yvonne
you'd bet
ter
- lis
ten
- up,
'Cos we're all
gon na- beat
this
rap,
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32
If
Justin
he's out
to get
you,
Get him
first!
36
Yvonne
We need
a
queen
bee.
Two Julies
Sit ting - in
a
hon ey
- trap,
40
Nikki
Sharp en- up
your
sting
and do
your
worst.
44 D
All except Shell
And he'll
be
his
to
- ry -
be fore-
the day
is
through.
48
So make
your
mind
up
now
it's
up
to
you!
52 E
Denny
Do
you wan
na- be
bad?
Do you wan
na- be the
Others
Do
you wan
na- be
bad?
55
bad dest
- and
the
best?
You've
been
messed
a round-
and
tram
-
Bad dest
- and
the
best?
You've
been
messed
a round-
and
tram
-
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58
pled
- down,
Get it off
your
chest!
No you don't
get
pled
- down,
Get it off
your
chest,
61
mad,
Nikki
You just
get
bad der- than all
the rest,
You don't
get
mad,
Bad der- than all
the rest,
65
Nikki
No one
- else
could
take
that
crown,
You're the bad
dest
- and
the
best!
F69
All except Shell
pp
The bad
dest,-
the bad
dest
- and
the
Shell: Well it's obvious I'm the best, innit?
best,
The
pp
The bad
dest,-
the bad
dest
- and
the
best,
The
73
bad dest,-
The bad
dest
Nikki: So? Are you in with us?
-
The bad
dest
- and
the
best!
Yvonne: Or just out for yourself?
bad dest,-
The bad
dest-
The bad
dest
- and
the
best!
77
(Cue)
Denny: Go on, Shell...
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80
Shell: Yeah, all right.
(A big cheer goes up from the other women.)
Shell: I could get used to this solidarity shit.Okay, so what's the plan?
83 G
H (until ready)
93
(Cue)
Yvonne (on phone): "Charlie, it's me. Do us a favour,darling? I need a state of the art wireless mini-cam . . .
. . . and like yesterday, yeah?"
(A package flies over the wall.)
97 I
Yvonne
If
you're gon
na- be
bad,
You got
ta- get
the
Others
If
you're gon
na- be bad?
100
bad dest
- and
the
best,
No mat
ter
- where
you go
it's
who
you
know,
Bad dest
- and
the
best,
104
Put it to
the
test,
No you don't
get
mad,
You
just
get
You don't
get
mad,
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108
bad der- than all
the rest,
Hit him
hard
and
hit him
low,
Bad der- than all
the rest,
112
Do your bad
dest
- and
your
best!
Crystal
p
And I'm
J116
sure
the Lord
will
un der
- stand,-
If we has
to be a lit
tle- bit
un der
- hand,
-
120
When you're out
to
smite
the De
vil,
-
You got
ta- sink
down
to
his
le vel,-
124
Two Julies
We'll fix
you
up
to look
so
nice,
He won't
think
twice
127
be fore-
he
makes
his
move,
It's an
ea
sy - case
to
prove,
131 K
And
Justin
when
it's
up
there
on
that
screen,
When the
truth
135
is
fin
al- ly
- seen.
Denny
You're
gon
na- be a T.
V.
star,
And the
139
whole
world's
gon na- know
who
you are,
You'll be
the
best
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142 L
there's
e
ver
- been!
Shell
Now
that
bad,
bad
man,
146
Is
gon
na
- rot
in
hell!
I'll
make him
wish
Denny (Very free)
He's gon
na- rot
a
way -
in
hell.
150
we'd
ne ver
- met,
'Cos
I'm
He's gon
na- wish
he ne ver- e
ver
- met
you,
153
in the
mood,
For a good
night
- kiss
and
tell,
In
the mood,
For a good
night
- kiss and
tell,
157
This 'll- be
a face
he
won't
for
get!
-
He ain't ne
ver- e ver- gon
na- for get-
you,
M161
And
Shell & Denny
he'll
be
his
to
- ry -
be fore-
the day
is
done,
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165
We may
be
cra
zy
- but
re
venge
-
is
fun!
If
you're gon
na- be
N169
bad?
You got
ta- be the bad
dest
- and
the
best?
Others
If
you're gon
na- be bad?
Bad dest
- and
the
best!
172
Don't
get
messed
a round-
and
tram
- pled
down,
Get it off
your
chest!
Don't
get
messed
a round-
and
tram
- pled
down,
Get it off
your
chest!
176
No
you don't
get
mad,
You just
get
bad der- than all
the rest.
You don't
get
mad,
bad der- than all
the rest.
180
Shell
Who's
the bad
dest
- girl
in
town?
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184 O
pp
The bad
dest,-
the bad
dest,-
The bad
dest-
and
the
best,
pp
The bad
dest,-
the bad
dest,-
The bad
dest-
and
the
best,
188
The
cresc.
bad
dest,-
the bad
dest,-
The bad
cresc.
dest
- of
the
bad
-
The
cresc.
bad
dest,-
the bad
dest,-
The bad
cresc.
dest
- of
the
bad
-
192
- est
and
The
Bad dest
- And
The
Best!
- est
and
The
Bad
dest- And
The Best!
q = 165
14a. Scene Change
Cue: Okay, everybody else get back in your cells, yeah?(Justin leads Shell out and the other women hurry off to their cells.)
[Vamp]
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Gentle Country Rock feel
q = 130
15. First Lady (Jim & Shell)
A
Warning: Just piss in the pot, will you?Cue: Better make me believe I can still get
what I want from you, then.
Shell
mp freely
I
need
a man
with his hand
on
the
6
wheel,
Who
has
the po
wer
- to go
far.
Jim: Yep, you bet. All the way to the top.
10
You
need
a
wo
man
- who'll
show
you
the
13
way
to re
veal,-
What What
kindkind
of man
you
tru
ly -
17
are.
Jim: Oh, I'll be revealing everything, darling.
It's just
the two
of
us
with
21
no
one- else
to
see,
So why
not
start
re veal-
ing - your
25 B
self
to
me,
I'll
be
your
mf
First
La
dy -
Of The
29
Night
Won't
you
come
out
and
play,
I'm tak
ing
- you
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33
all
the
way.
If you
can
go
the
dis
tance,
-
37
I'll
of fer
-
no
re sis
- tance,
-
You know
we've
al
ways
- been
so
41
right.
I'm
your
First
La
dy -
Of
The
45 C Verse 2
Night.
Jim
But
mp
let's
not
for
get,
- luv,
That a
49
man
needs
his
space,
To
come and
go
as
he may
53
please
Shell: Don't you worry about that, Jim.
Shell
You You
can
bebe
sure
that
a
wo
man
- like
57
me
knows
her
place . . .
I'll
be here
wait ing -
on
my
61D
knees,
Shell
And you
have
no
i
dea-
what
Jim
And you
have
no
i
dea-
what
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65
treats
you have
in
store.
I'm gon
na
- have
you like you've ne
ver- been
treats
you have
in
store.
I'm gon
na
- have
you like you've ne
ver- been
69
E
had
be
fore,-
I'll
be
your . . .
mf
First
La
dy -
of
the
had
be
fore,-
mf
First
La
dy -
of
the
73
night,
Turn
all
the
lights
down
low,
We're in
for
an
night,
Turn
all
the
lights
down
low,
We're in
for
an
77
all
night
show,
Just give
in
to
temp
ta-
tion,
-
all
night
show,
Just give
in
to
temp
ta-
tion,
-
81
'Cos
in
this
sit
u- a
- tion,
-
You can't
de ny -
it feels
so
'Cos
in
this
sit
u- a
- tion,
-
You can't
de ny -
it feels
so
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85
right.
I'm
your
First
mp
La
dy
-
of of
thethe
right.
mp
First La dy - of of thethe
89 F
night.
mf
You
real
ly
- rock
me off
my
feet,
May
be
- it's
night.
mf
You
real
ly
- rock
me off
my
feet,
May
be
- it's
93
meant
to
be,
To
ge
- ther
- we
could have
this
whole
world
in our
meant
to
be,
To
ge
- ther
- we
could have
this
whole
world
in our
97
hands.
Ba
by
- we're
turn
ing - up
the
heat,
This
is
your
hands.
Ba
by
- we're
turn
ing - up
the
heat,
This
is
your
101
des
ti
- ny.
-
You and
me,
We've got
some
thing
-
des
ti
- ny.
- You and
me,
We've got
some
thing
-
105 G
no
one
- un der
stands.
-
f
First
no
one
- un der
stands.
-
f
First
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109
La
dy -
of
the
night.
Turn
all
the
lights
down
low,
La
dy -
of
the
night.
Turn
all
the
lights
down
low,
113
We're in
for
an
all
night
show.
Just give
in
to-
We're in
for
an
all
night
show.
Just give
in
to-
117
temp
ta-
tion,
-
'Cos
in
this
sit
u- a
- tion,
-
You can't
de ny -
temp
ta-
tion,
-
'Cos
in
this
sit
u- a
- tion,
-
You can't
de ny -
121
it feels
so
right,
I'm
your
First
it feels
so
right,
First
125
La
dy,
-
and on
ly
- La
dy
- Of
The
Night.
La
dy,
- My
First
La
dy
- Of
The
Night.
129
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= 165
(Shell & Chorus)
15a. The Baddest and the Best – Reprise
[Vamp]
Exit Cue: Give me the bloody key
[Vamp]
Exit Cue: What the hell are you doing?
Kbd
[Vamp]
Exit Cue: Help! Fire!
5 A
Shell
If
you're gon
na- be
bad?
You got
ta- be the
Chorus (unseen)
If
you're gon
na- be bad?
8
bad dest
- and
the
best?
Don't
get
messed
a round-
and
tram
-
Bad dest
- and
the
best!
Don't
get
messed
a round-
and
tram
-
11
pled
- down,
Get it off
your
chest!
No
you don't
get
mad,
pled
- down,
Get it off
your
chest,
You don't
get
mad,
15
You just
get
bad der- than all
the rest.
Shell
Who's
the
Bad der- than all
the rest.
19
bad dest
- girl
in
town?
cresc.
The
Bad dest
- And
The
Best!
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q = 100
16. This Is My Life(Helen, Nikki, Yvonne & Prisoners)
Cue
Warning: Five, four, three, two, . . . one!Cue: - Be good.- Oh, we will, sir.
- After you.
5
9
13
17
[Vamp]Exit Cue: When you're free.
A q = 120
21
I'm
Nikki
gon na- be there,
That's a prom ise - I won't break,
25
I'm
Helen
gon na- be
there,
Watch ing - o
ver- ev
'ry
- move
you
make,
29
This
Nikki
is
my
life,
Start
liv ing - it,
Helen
This is
your
life,
keep
giv ing - it
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good.
I have
plans,
good.
I have
plans,
81
And I
have
dreams,
'Though may
be
- some of
them
are just
And I
have
dreams,
'Though may
be
- some of
them
are just
84
cra zy
- schemes,
But still
I
Wan na
- try,
To be
some
one,
-
cra zy
- schemes,
But still
I
Wan na
- try,
To be
some
one,
-
88
Just give
me
a
chance
and I'm
gon
na
- take it,
To
es
-
Just give
me
a
chance
and I'm
gon
na
- take it,
To
es
-
91
cape
from
the
cy
cle
- and
break it,
I wan na- show
them
why
cape
from
the
cy
cle
- and
break it,
I wan na- show
them
why
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94
I am
some
one,
-
I am
some one,
-
97
And when
I make
it
out
of this place,
From the mo
ment
- I
walk
through
that
And when
I make
it
out
of this place,
From the mo
ment
- I
walk
through
that
100
door.
What e
ver- shit
life
throws
in my face,
I am
door.
What e
ver- shit
life
throws
in my face,
I am
103
not gon na- take
a ny
- more,
-
I'm
head ing
- on
not gon na- take
a ny
- more,
-
I'm
head ing
- on
106
Julie S
On a
beach,
my
way,
To where
I
want to
be,
my
way,
To where
I
want to
be.
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109
Kick ing
- sand
from our shoes,
Yvonne
There's a
bar,
Where I'm
Julie J
With our
kids,
kick ing - sand
from our shoes,
There's
Nikki
a bar,
Crystal
Where I'm
112
sing ing - the blues,
Shell
Get ting
- wast
ed- on cheap
fo reign- booze,
But
All
if
sing ing - the blues,
Denny
Get ting
- wast
ed- on cheap
fo reign- booze,
But
All
if
115
that is the life
I
chose,
If that
is the life
I
chose,
that is the life
I
chose,
If that
is the life
I
chose,
118
I'm
gon na
- be
there,
I've
got ta
-
I'm
gon na
- be
there,
I've
got ta
-
122
be
there,
I'm
gon na
- be
there,
be
there,
I'm
gon na
- be
there,
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125
I
wan
na
- be
there.
I
wan
na
- be
there.
129
16a. This Is My Life – Playoff (optional)
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Latin q = 180
17. Curtain Call(Company)
Cue
A 5
10
15
B21
36 C
41
q = 90
(Cue)
Yvonne &Prisoners
We're
on
the
D Jazz 8's45
A
List,-
Come out
and
play
list,
Won't
49
stop
'til we drop,
'Cos we're on
the
top
to
night
-
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53
(Cue)
Hey
Mis ter,-
Don't
turn
out
that
light.
Hey
Mis ter,-
Don't
turn
out
that
light!
56
Freely q = 172
18. Playout (Optional)
60
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