HOW TO BECOME

A MERMAID IN 30 LESSONS

1 LESSON A DAY

by Joanna Americco, PHD.

LESSON 2

Let your hair grow long. All mermaids have long hair, because that’s what men want.

Mermaids are meant to seduce men, therefore they should not look like old women,

because short hair is an old woman’s trick to try to look younger.