HOW TO BECOME

A MERMAID IN 30 LESSONS

1 LESSON A DAY

by Joanna Americco, PHD.

LESSON 6 to 30

After you ate many fishes (Lesson 5) – I’m talking about a ton, more or less – you will

want to try to see if there’s any power manifesting already. Get into the pool (Lesson 1) and

see if there are gills on your fingers and toes. If you do see it, you’re probably eating

contaminated fish, because mermaids don’t have gills on their fingers. Go see a doctor. BTW,

mermaids aren’t real. They don’t exist. How stupid are you ?