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-tits ' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia . . . A,ssy cm, : VOL. RIII. VANCOUVER, B .C ., NOVEMBER 4th ; 1930 No . 1 2 BOARD BLOCKS A .M .S . PLA N COUNCIL NOT CONSULTE D Correspondence With Governors Publishe d Rumors have been afloat on the campus regarding the lates t developments in the Alma Mater Society's plan to obtain stadiu m facilities on the campus this winter . The "Ubyssey" is informed that after being asked to attend the Board of Governors meetin g last week, at which the matter was to be discussed, the repres- entative of the Students' Council was not invited into the room o r allowed to present the Alma Mater Society's case . The Board announced its refusal to add five dollars to each student's fees nex t term, by which means the A .M,S . had decided to raise $10,000 fo r the stadium project . The Students' Council now makes public the reply it has mad e to this action . The following letter and resolution were sent to th e Board of Governors : Continued on 'a e 2 U.B.C . TRACKME N TO MEET Y .M.C.A . U .B .C . Track team oppose Y .M .C. A . at the Horseshow Building, Hast- ings Park, tonight at 8 .15 . A roa d race, starting at 7.45, will preface the contest . The Varsity team has been chose n as a result of the Frosh-Varsit y Meet. Leo Gananer, Club President , announces a formidable line-up to ep - ee a strong Y. team . Forbes in the sprints and Caird in the distanc e events, are the pick of the Y .M .C .A . men . They are both well known in Vancouver track circles as stars and possible record breakers . Varsity entrants in the differen t events follow : Road Race : R. Ward, G . Allen, A . Shatford, T. Coventry. 880 yd . : A . Allen F . Snowsell . Broad Jump : R . Thomas, P . Camp - bell, H . Smith . 20 yds : D . McTavish, R . Gaul . I (Continued on page 6 ) SASKATCHEWAN COLLEG E COMPARED WITH U .B .C . Student Life on Prairie Campus Stresses Socal Amenitie s (By GORDON ROOT ) ALBERT A S ITUATED on an elevated spot just across the Saskatchewan River fro m the centre of the city, the University of Alberta commands a good vie w of the business district of Edmonton . The buildings that make up th e institution are built of red brick, trimmed with cream, giving the entice grou p a very neat appearance . The layout of the buildings, however, seems to lac k the order that is so noticeable at U .H .C ., while the grounds, because of th e severe climate, cannot be compared to those of the Coast University . In addition to the lecture buildings, the Alberta College possesses a modern hospital, which is used in conjunction with the course in Medicine , and into which outside patients are admitted for treatment, and severa l dormitories, in which a large part o f the student body is housed . Auto- mobiles are almost unknown on the campus, and no particular parkin g space is reserved for them . Of the student life, there is littl e to be said . The use of residences give s the students a better opportunity t o become acquainted, and probably ac - counts for the splendid college spiri t that exists there . The Freshmen ar e subject to the same torture that i s meted out at Varsity, and they los e about as much hair during the per- formance . The cheer leading at Al- berta, and at Saskatchewan also, i s far in advance of anything that we have on the coast . The athletic activities of the Uni- versity are taken very seriously b y the undergraduates, each of who m pays live dollars at the beginning o f the year for a group ticket which ad- mits the holder to any contest i n which the University is engaged . The rendezvous for the students i s the Tuck Shop, a privately owned ic e cream parlor adjacent to the Univer- sity buildings, which is t :te Alberta substitute for our famous Cat . SASKATCHEWA N With relation to the city, the Uni- versity of ,Saskatchewan has a loca- tion that is identical with that of Al- berta . It is built on rising groun d just across the river from the centra l section of Saskatoon . The building s are built of stone very similar to tha t used in the Library and the Science Building at U .B .C ., although the styl e is somewhat different . Among the more interesting build- ings on the campus are the Observa- tory, used in taking observations o f the sun and stars, and the first school - house in Saskatoon . The Ice rink (Continued on page 6) Miller Cup Me n League Leader s Score Over Ex-Mage e Varsity's Miller Cup team woun d up in the first half of the league i n first place when the collegians main- tained their unbeaten record by turn- ing back Ex-Magee 11 .8 on Saturday , at Brockton Pont . The Blue and Gold cohorts trotte d onto the turf minus the services o f Rogers, Estabrook and Cleveland, al l on the invalid's bench with injuries . Bud Murray, Varsity's premier for - ward, surprised the fans by donning the colors and joining the fray de - spite a querulous ankle . The University team started wit h a rush and ran the Magee kick bac k into the Red and Black territory , A few minutes of desperate scrum- ming culminated in Foerster and Mar - tin rushing the ball over the line , Martin falling on it for a try, Wit h the zeal of a missionary Murra y added another to the long list of hi s converts . Smarting under a five point deficit , Ex-Magee drove the play into the U . B .C . half of the field . Two free kick s in front of the posts gave them a chance to score but the efforts wer e wide . The Varsity threes got going , and after two or three sparkling run s that just failed, Mercer made a lon g sprint down the side-lines, passin g to Phil Barratt who plunged ove r the line with sundry full-backs drape d about his legs . MacConnachie Injure d Lady Luck suddenly became hig h hat and gave the Collegians the g o by . First, Bobby Gaul dislocated hi s thumb, which bothered him for th e rest of the game . Then McConnachi e sprained his ankle so badly that h e was out of the fracas for duration . Varsity played the rest of the gam e with fourteen men, changing from a 3-2-3 serum to the old 3-4 variety . Varsity still continued to attack . Foerster returned to his old-time for m for the first time this season an d turned in a fine performance . Gau l was as nimble as ever and was th e despair of the Magee tacklers . Hen- derson and Tye, two second divisio n men substituting for the ,cripple s did not lose by comparison with th e regulars and made an impressive showing . Both kicked, caught an d tackled like veterans . Varsity completed its credit colum n when Murray applied his trustworth y toe to the pigskin on a free kick an d added three more counter to th e computation . Ex Magee, a hard tightiti aggre- gation, tore into the feat' with r,• - neeed vim and got as far at, th e U .H .C . five yard line, but a kick fo r feet-up relieved the situation . Abou t this time, Ledingham set about t o perfect his own special type of tackle , which can be best described by th e (Continued on page 6 ) Stadium Sit e Debate Subjec t Under the leadership of Graha m Ladner for the affirmative and Fran k Christian for the negative the Debat- ing Union discussed the subject , "Resolved that it is more advant- ageous to have the proposed stadiu m at the Little Mountain site than a t Varsity," at, its regular meeting o n Wednesday afternoon . As the subject was one of genera l interest all members present joine d in the open forum with consideratio n of the matter from many differen t angles, the leaders and other mem- bers giving valid reasons for the lo - cation of the stadium at both situa- tions . Jack Sargent, the president, urged that all members co-operate in adver- tising the coming British Debate a s widely as possible . The subject for discussion at th e next meeting will be : "Resolved tha t our student council's power are too limited ." Mr . inner Macdougall wil l give the first speech for the affirma- tive and Mr . Wheaten the flat speec h for the negative . NOTIC E Full Dress Rehearsal fo r Homecoming Theatre Night wil l be held in the Auditorium o n Thursday, commencing at 6 p .m . As the Fresh will not b e allowed at Friday's Performance , they may attend this rehearsal . HANDICAPPED GRID TEA M PULLS WILDCATS CLAW S Varsity Outplays Royal City To Chalk Up 28 .0 Win D UE to a smoothly functioning line Varsity's light fast-stepping back - field was able to dodge in and out of the Wildcats' defense for hug e gains and a score of 28 .0 in the Big Four tussle at Athletic Park , Saturday afternoon . Though five regulars were out of the game, the subs played a stella r game that outclassed the visitors in all departments . The Blue and Gol d gained yardage consistently whenever they had the ball, through the line and around the ends. The contest turned out to be an afternoon walk fo r the students . In the opening canto Varsity threatened twice to score but were only able to mark up a couple o f points on kicks to the deadline b y Murdock . This newcomer showed form in lifting the ball for marker s and return kics . Toward the end of the quarter he dashed thirty yards t o place the ball on Westminster's on e yard line. Root Scores First Touc h Root plunged through centre t o smear his way for the first touch o f the game early in the second quarter. "Scotty" McInnes made a brillian t move by faking a play through th e line and going around the end fo r the odd thirty yards when he hurle d the ball to the above mentioned Mur- dock who crossed into Westminster' s treasured area, Varsity at this tim e had a mere twelve points and gaine d another five at the close of the firs t half when Hedreen, plunger delux e made his way over the line to pus h the points to 17-0 . The Point Grey aggregation smash- ed and pounded the Wildcats for larg e gains in the third reel but lost man y of their gains through penalties . The Westminster squad tried a forwar d pass which was completed but di d them little good as to scoring . In the last period the student s started steam-rolling and could not b e stopped . Every play made yards either through Varsity's line whic h made large holes in Westminster's o r around the end . Murdock repeate d his thirty yard stunt twice to mak e another touch . Jack Steele the n brought the spectators to their fee t when he dodged and twisted his wa y from the forty yard line through th e fiabber-Basted Wildcats to score th e final five points in as spectacular manner as possible . The Varsity squad turned in a fin e (Continued on page 2 ) Dansant Arrange d By Junior Clas s At a special meeting of the Art s '32 executive, held on Saturday a t noon, in room 204 Auditorium, it wa s decided to hold the annual tea-danc e in the Stanley Park pavilion o n November 10 . The dance will commence at 4 .30 p .m . following the McKechnie Cu p match at Brockton Point . Jack Emer- son and his famous orchestra will b e in attendance . Ken . Beckett, president, announces that there will be a limited numbe r of tickets sold this year . Tickets a t 35 cents each will be on sale at a later date . Special arrangements are made by the Presidet to allow members o f the Alumni Association admittance b y complimentary tickets . Student Residences at Saskatchewan Universit y Coming Event s TODAY, NOV . 4 Canon A . H . Sovereign, "Pep chology and Religion," Ag- gie 100, 12 .10 . Lecture on choosing a scienc e profession other than Eng- ineering, Dean Brock, Ap . Sc . 102, 12 .25 . Sc . '31, '32, '33 class party , Alms Academy. WEDNESDAY, NOV . 5 L .S .E. Debate, Arts 100, 3 p.m . Women's Song Practice, Art s 100, noon. THURSDAY, NOV . 0-- Professor N ., Micklem, M .A . Public lecture on "Christ- ianity and Culture" in App . Sc . 100 at 3 p .m . FRIDAY, NOV . 7- - Theatre Fight, Auditorium . Annual Festivitie s Will Entertai n Homecomer s "Theatre Night," consisting of a series of burlesque representations o f varsity life, will head the program for the annual Homecoming of graduates on November 7 . The whole weekend , commencing with these skits, and end- ing with a tea dance on the following g Monday, will be given up to the wel- come and entertainment of the Grads . These events are being arranged by the undergraduates with every inten- tion of giving a hospitable reception and genuine good time to all "old " students . The Thoth Club, the Players' Clu b and the Musical Society, together with each of the classes, the faculty of Sci- ence and the Outdoors Club will pres- ent acts on Theatre Night for th e amusement of faculty and alumn i On Saturday the Grads will lunc h at the Georgia Hotel, when addresse s will be given by the deans of eac h faculty, President Klinek and Dr . G . G . Sedgewick . They may then atten d the Canadian Rugby game betwee n Victoria and U .S .C ., and follow i t up with the Arts '33 tea dance at th e Peter Pan Ballroom . Two basketball games will be fea- tured on Saturday night at the gym- nasium, and one of the informa l dances which were so popular las t year will round out the evening . Church service on Sunday nigh t will be held at St . Mark's . Monday's program includes two rugby games , followed by a farewell tea dance a t Stanley Park Pavilion . (Continued on page 6) Senior Soccer Se t Trims Chines e By 3 to l Opportune shooting by half back s coupled with a magnificent display a t full back by Tommy Chalmers en- abled a short handed Varsity Senio r Soccer squad to beat off a desperat e Chinese Students' rally and win 3- 1 at McBride Park Saturday . Varsity started off with a rus h and penned the Orientals into thei r own half . A . Todd came into th e limelight early, missing by a narrow margin after cutting in from th e wing. A free kick on the edge o f the penalty area against Varsity wa s well cleared and sent Bunny Wrigh t down the wing to force a corner . Bunny dropped a beauty into th e goal mouth for the educated head o f Buckley to nod into the net. Fiv e minutes later Costain, confronted by a packed defense, backheeled t o Kozoolin who shot first time into th e net to add a second counter . At thi s period the collegians were having al l the play, in fact, they were "super- ior in all departments ." Five minut- es before the interval Chalmers wa s badly cut in the head as he came int o contact accidently with a Chinaman' s teeth . The Oriental resumed after at- tention and just before half time , Charlie Wong reduced the deficit fo r the Black and White . Misfortune befell Varsity after re- freshments when Bud Cooke severel y injured his ankle and was rushe d away for medical attention . The te n men attacked, and Costain again gav e Kozoolin an opening which he too k full advantage of to make the game safe for Varsity . From this poin t the college lads were forced to defend . Chalnier's head was bleeding pro- fusely but he remained on the field t o break up the Students' attacks tim e (Continued on page 4 ) Sport Summary SOCCE R Varsity, 3 ; Chinese Students, 1 . Varsity Juniors, 8 ; R .C .N .R .V . O ENGLISH RUGB Y Varsity, 11 ; Ex-Magee, 8 . Senior "B", 11 ; Ex-Kin g George, 8. CANADIAN RUGB Y Varsity, 28 ; Westminster 0 . Juniors, 6 ; Cougars, 6 . MEN'S GRASS HOCKE Y Varsity, 2 ; Cricketers, 3 . U .B .C ., 1 ; Incase, 1 1 WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKE Y Varsity, 1 ; Ex-Magee, 3 .

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-tits ' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia.

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.A,ssy cm, :

VOL. RIII.

VANCOUVER, B.C., NOVEMBER 4th ; 1930

No. 12

BOARD BLOCKS A.M.S. PLANCOUNCIL NOT CONSULTED

Correspondence With Governors Publishe d

Rumors have been afloat on the campus regarding the latestdevelopments in the Alma Mater Society's plan to obtain stadiu mfacilities on the campus this winter . The "Ubyssey" is informedthat after being asked to attend the Board of Governors meetin glast week, at which the matter was to be discussed, the repres-entative of the Students' Council was not invited into the room o rallowed to present the Alma Mater Society's case . The Boardannounced its refusal to add five dollars to each student's fees nextterm, by which means the A.M,S. had decided to raise $10,000 forthe stadium project .

The Students' Council now makes public the reply it has mad eto this action . The following letter and resolution were sent to th eBoard of Governors :

Continued on 'a e 2

U.B.C. TRACKMENTO MEET Y.M.C.A.

U.B.C. Track team oppose Y .M.C.A. at the Horseshow Building, Hast-ings Park, tonight at 8 .15. A roadrace, starting at 7.45, will prefacethe contest .

The Varsity team has been chosenas a result of the Frosh-VarsityMeet. Leo Gananer, Club President,announces a formidable line-up to ep-

ee a strong Y. team. Forbes inthe sprints and Caird in the distanceevents, are the pick of the Y .M .C.A.men. They are both well known inVancouver track circles as stars andpossible record breakers .

Varsity entrants in the differen tevents follow :

Road Race : R. Ward, G . Allen, A .Shatford, T. Coventry.

880 yd.: A. Allen F. Snowsell .Broad Jump : R. Thomas, P . Camp -

bell, H . Smith .20 yds: D. McTavish, R . Gaul .

I(Continued on page 6 )

SASKATCHEWAN COLLEG ECOMPARED WITH U .B.C.

Student Life on Prairie Campus Stresses Socal Amenities(By GORDON ROOT )

ALBERT A

SITUATED on an elevated spot just across the Saskatchewan River fro mthe centre of the city, the University of Alberta commands a good vie wof the business district of Edmonton . The buildings that make up the

institution are built of red brick, trimmed with cream, giving the entice grou pa very neat appearance . The layout of the buildings, however, seems to lac kthe order that is so noticeable at U .H .C ., while the grounds, because of thesevere climate, cannot be compared to those of the Coast University .

In addition to the lecture buildings, the Alberta College possesses amodern hospital, which is used in conjunction with the course in Medicine ,

and into which outside patients areadmitted for treatment, and severa ldormitories, in which a large part ofthe student body is housed . Auto-mobiles are almost unknown on thecampus, and no particular parkin gspace is reserved for them.

Of the student life, there is littleto be said . The use of residences give sthe students a better opportunity tobecome acquainted, and probably ac -counts for the splendid college spiri tthat exists there . The Freshmen aresubject to the same torture that i smeted out at Varsity, and they loseabout as much hair during the per-formance . The cheer leading at Al-berta, and at Saskatchewan also, i sfar in advance of anything that wehave on the coast .

The athletic activities of the Uni-versity are taken very seriously b ythe undergraduates, each of who mpays live dollars at the beginning o fthe year for a group ticket which ad-mits the holder to any contest i nwhich the University is engaged .

The rendezvous for the students i sthe Tuck Shop, a privately owned ic ecream parlor adjacent to the Univer-sity buildings, which is t:te Albertasubstitute for our famous Cat .

SASKATCHEWA NWith relation to the city, the Uni-

versity of ,Saskatchewan has a loca-tion that is identical with that of Al-berta. It is built on rising groun djust across the river from the centralsection of Saskatoon . The buildingsare built of stone very similar to thatused in the Library and the ScienceBuilding at U .B.C., although the styl eis somewhat different .

Among the more interesting build-ings on the campus are the Observa-tory, used in taking observations ofthe sun and stars, and the first school -house in Saskatoon . The Ice rink

(Continued on page 6)

Miller Cup MenLeague Leaders

Score Over Ex-Magee

Varsity's Miller Cup team woun dup in the first half of the league i nfirst place when the collegians main-tained their unbeaten record by turn-ing back Ex-Magee 11 .8 on Saturday ,at Brockton Pont .

The Blue and Gold cohorts trotte donto the turf minus the services o fRogers, Estabrook and Cleveland, al lon the invalid's bench with injuries .Bud Murray, Varsity's premier for -ward, surprised the fans by donningthe colors and joining the fray de -spite a querulous ankle .

The University team started wit ha rush and ran the Magee kick bac kinto the Red and Black territory ,A few minutes of desperate scrum-ming culminated in Foerster and Mar -tin rushing the ball over the line ,Martin falling on it for a try, Wit hthe zeal of a missionary Murra yadded another to the long list of hi sconverts .

Smarting under a five point deficit ,Ex-Magee drove the play into the U .B .C. half of the field. Two free kick sin front of the posts gave them achance to score but the efforts wer ewide. The Varsity threes got going ,and after two or three sparkling runsthat just failed, Mercer made a lon gsprint down the side-lines, passin gto Phil Barratt who plunged overthe line with sundry full-backs drape dabout his legs .

MacConnachie InjuredLady Luck suddenly became hig h

hat and gave the Collegians the goby. First, Bobby Gaul dislocated hi sthumb, which bothered him for th erest of the game. Then McConnachi esprained his ankle so badly that h ewas out of the fracas for duration .Varsity played the rest of the gam ewith fourteen men, changing from a3-2-3 serum to the old 3-4 variety .

Varsity still continued to attack .Foerster returned to his old-time for mfor the first time this season an dturned in a fine performance . Gaulwas as nimble as ever and was th edespair of the Magee tacklers . Hen-derson and Tye, two second divisio nmen substituting for the ,cripple sdid not lose by comparison with th eregulars and made an impressiveshowing . Both kicked, caught andtackled like veterans .

Varsity completed its credit colum nwhen Murray applied his trustworth ytoe to the pigskin on a free kick an dadded three more counter to th ecomputation .

Ex Magee, a hard tightiti aggre-gation, tore into the feat' with r,• -neeed vim and got as far at, theU .H .C . five yard line, but a kick fo rfeet-up relieved the situation . Abou tthis time, Ledingham set about toperfect his own special type of tackle ,which can be best described by th e

(Continued on page 6 )

Stadium SiteDebate Subject

Under the leadership of GrahamLadner for the affirmative and Fran kChristian for the negative the Debat-ing Union discussed the subject,"Resolved that it is more advant-ageous to have the proposed stadiumat the Little Mountain site than atVarsity," at, its regular meeting o nWednesday afternoon .

As the subject was one of genera linterest all members present joine din the open forum with consideratio nof the matter from many differen tangles, the leaders and other mem-bers giving valid reasons for the lo-cation of the stadium at both situa-tions .

Jack Sargent, the president, urgedthat all members co-operate in adver-tising the coming British Debate aswidely as possible .

The subject for discussion at thenext meeting will be : "Resolved tha tour student council's power are toolimited." Mr. inner Macdougall wil lgive the first speech for the affirma-tive and Mr . Wheaten the flat speec hfor the negative

. NOTIC EFull Dress Rehearsal for

Homecoming Theatre Night wil lbe held in the Auditorium o nThursday, commencing at 6p .m. As the Fresh will not b eallowed at Friday's Performance ,they may attend this rehearsal .

HANDICAPPED GRID TEAMPULLS WILDCATS CLAW S

Varsity Outplays Royal City To Chalk Up 28.0 Win

D UE to a smoothly functioning line Varsity's light fast-stepping back -field was able to dodge in and out of the Wildcats' defense for hug egains and a score of 28.0 in the Big Four tussle at Athletic Park ,

Saturday afternoon .Though five regulars were out of the game, the subs played a stella r

game that outclassed the visitors in all departments . The Blue and Gol dgained yardage consistently whenever they had the ball, through the lineand around the ends. The contest turned out to be an afternoon walk fo r

the students . In the opening cantoVarsity threatened twice to score butwere only able to mark up a couple ofpoints on kicks to the deadline byMurdock . This newcomer showedform in lifting the ball for marker sand return kics . Toward the end ofthe quarter he dashed thirty yards toplace the ball on Westminster's on eyard line.

Root Scores First Touc hRoot plunged through centre to

smear his way for the first touch ofthe game early in the second quarter."Scotty" McInnes made a brillian tmove by faking a play through theline and going around the end forthe odd thirty yards when he hurle dthe ball to the above mentioned Mur-dock who crossed into Westminster' streasured area, Varsity at this timehad a mere twelve points and gainedanother five at the close of the firsthalf when Hedreen, plunger deluxemade his way over the line to pushthe points to 17-0 .

The Point Grey aggregation smash-ed and pounded the Wildcats for larg egains in the third reel but lost manyof their gains through penalties . TheWestminster squad tried a forwardpass which was completed but di dthem little good as to scoring.

In the last period the student sstarted steam-rolling and could not bestopped . Every play made yardseither through Varsity's line whichmade large holes in Westminster's o raround the end. Murdock repeatedhis thirty yard stunt twice to makeanother touch. Jack Steele thenbrought the spectators to their feetwhen he dodged and twisted his wayfrom the forty yard line through thefiabber-Basted Wildcats to score thefinal five points in as spectacularmanner as possible .

The Varsity squad turned in a fin e(Continued on page 2 )

Dansant Arranged

By Junior Class

At a special meeting of the Art s'32 executive, held on Saturday a tnoon, in room 204 Auditorium, it wa sdecided to hold the annual tea-danc ein the Stanley Park pavilion o nNovember 10 .

The dance will commence at 4 .30p.m. following the McKechnie Cu pmatch at Brockton Point . Jack Emer-son and his famous orchestra will b ein attendance .

Ken. Beckett, president, announcesthat there will be a limited numberof tickets sold this year . Tickets at35 cents each will be on sale at alater date .

Special arrangements are made bythe Presidet to allow members o fthe Alumni Association admittance bycomplimentary tickets .

Student Residences at Saskatchewan Universit y

Coming EventsTODAY, NOV . 4

Canon A. H. Sovereign, "Pepchology and Religion," Ag-gie 100, 12 .10 .

Lecture on choosing a scienc eprofession other than Eng-ineering, Dean Brock, Ap .Sc . 102, 12.25 .

Sc . '31, '32, '33 class party ,Alms Academy.

WEDNESDAY, NOV . 5—L.S.E. Debate, Arts 100, 3 p.m.Women's Song Practice, Art s

100, noon.THURSDAY, NOV. 0--

Professor N., Micklem, M .A.Public lecture on "Christ-ianity and Culture" in App.Sc . 100 at 3 p .m .

FRIDAY, NOV . 7- -Theatre Fight, Auditorium .

Annual FestivitiesWill EntertainHomecomers

"Theatre Night," consisting of aseries of burlesque representations o fvarsity life, will head the program forthe annual Homecoming of graduateson November 7 . The whole weekend ,commencing with these skits, and end-ing with a tea dance on the followinggMonday, will be given up to the wel-come and entertainment of the Grads .These events are being arranged bythe undergraduates with every inten-tion of giving a hospitable receptionand genuine good time to all "old "students .

The Thoth Club, the Players' Cluband the Musical Society, together witheach of the classes, the faculty of Sci-ence and the Outdoors Club will pres-ent acts on Theatre Night for th eamusement of faculty and alumn i

On Saturday the Grads will lunc hat the Georgia Hotel, when addresse swill be given by the deans of eac hfaculty, President Klinek and Dr . G.G. Sedgewick . They may then atten dthe Canadian Rugby game betwee nVictoria and U.S.C., and follow i tup with the Arts '33 tea dance at th ePeter Pan Ballroom .

Two basketball games will be fea-tured on Saturday night at the gym-nasium, and one of the informa ldances which were so popular lastyear will round out the evening .

Church service on Sunday nigh twill be held at St . Mark's . Monday'sprogram includes two rugby games,followed by a farewell tea dance atStanley Park Pavilion .

(Continued on page 6)

Senior Soccer Se tTrims Chinese

By 3 to lOpportune shooting by half back s

coupled with a magnificent display a tfull back by Tommy Chalmers en-abled a short handed Varsity Senio rSoccer squad to beat off a desperateChinese Students' rally and win 3- 1at McBride Park Saturday .

Varsity started off with a rus hand penned the Orientals into theirown half . A. Todd came into th elimelight early, missing by a narrowmargin after cutting in from th ewing. A free kick on the edge ofthe penalty area against Varsity wa swell cleared and sent Bunny Wrigh tdown the wing to force a corner .Bunny dropped a beauty into th egoal mouth for the educated head o fBuckley to nod into the net. Fiveminutes later Costain, confronted bya packed defense, backheeled t oKozoolin who shot first time into thenet to add a second counter . At thisperiod the collegians were having al lthe play, in fact, they were "super-ior in all departments ." Five minut-es before the interval Chalmers wasbadly cut in the head as he came intocontact accidently with a Chinaman'steeth. The Oriental resumed after at-tention and just before half time ,Charlie Wong reduced the deficit fo rthe Black and White .

Misfortune befell Varsity after re-freshments when Bud Cooke severel yinjured his ankle and was rushe daway for medical attention . The tenmen attacked, and Costain again gav eKozoolin an opening which he too kfull advantage of to make the gamesafe for Varsity . From this pointthe college lads were forced to defend .Chalnier's head was bleeding pro-fusely but he remained on the field tobreak up the Students' attacks time

(Continued on page 4 )

Sport SummarySOCCE R

Varsity, 3 ; Chinese Students, 1 .Varsity Juniors, 8 ; R.C .N .R.V . O

ENGLISH RUGB YVarsity, 11 ; Ex-Magee, 8 .Senior "B", 11 ; Ex-King

George, 8.CANADIAN RUGB Y

Varsity, 28 ; Westminster 0 .Juniors, 6 ; Cougars, 6 .

MEN'S GRASS HOCKE YVarsity, 2 ; Cricketers, 3 .

U .B .C., 1 ; Incase, 1 1WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKE Y

Varsity, 1 ; Ex-Magee, 3 .

2

THE UBYSSEY

November 4, 1930

I13'tr(Member of Pacific Inter-Collegiate Press Association )

Issued every Tuesday and Friday by the Student Publications Board of th eUniversity of British Columbia, West Point Ora .

Phone, Point Grey il lMail Subscriptions rate : $3 par year . Advertising rates on application .

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF—Ronald Grantha mEditorial Staff

Senior Editors : Basle Robertson and Edgar Brow nAssociate Editors : Margaret Cr.elman Doris Barton and Nick Mussalle m

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Feature Editor : Bunny Pound

Exchange Editor : Kay Murray

Literary Editor : Frances Lucas

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Sport Editor : Malcolm F . McGregor .

Assistant Sport Editors : Cecilia Long , Gordon Roo tReportorial ata f

News Mammal Hlmle KoshevoyReporters : Phil . Gelln, Art . McKenzie, Ceell Brennan, Norman Hacking ,

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What About Student Self-Government ?At last an end ham been made to the rumors that have bee n

circulating about the Board of Governors' attitude to the Alm aMater Society's plan for raising money for the stadium project.The Board has refused to add five dollars to each student's fee snext term for this purpose . The Council has replied by requestin ga reconsideration of the matter in order that it may present it scase, and has objected to the curt way in which student affair shave been treated in the last few years .

The fact that the Board of Governors has opposed the Coun-cil's plan for collecting the $10,000 that the students have decide dto raise, is of minor importance. Other means can be found fo raccomplishing this collection . The objectionable feature of th ematter is the treatment accorded the Council 's representative ,who was ignored when he went to lay the project before the Board .

The attitude taken by the Board of Governors is not a new one ,but one that has existed for a long time among the governin gbodies of the university . In 1926 the plan to introduce AmericanFootball was peremptorily vetoed . In 1928 the Senate re-estab-lished the C .O.T.C . against the wishes of the students . Last yearthe Arts men's Upper Common Room was arbitrarily appropriated .Now the Board of Governors has not only refused to grant therequest of the Alma Mater Society in an important business mat -ter, but has done so most abruptly, without giving its reasons o rdiscussing the proposal with the Students' Council .

It is a matter for grave concern that the students of the Uni-versity should be treated in the inconsiderate way that seems tobe the policy of the higher authorities . The sympathy and co-operation that should exist are evidently lacking. The presentsituation and its implications must be faced by the student body .

Is the term "Student Self-Government" meaningless for al lpractical purposes? An answer must be made one way or th eother, and it depends on what transpires at the meeting betwee nthe Board of Governors and the representatives of the Students 'Council on November 6 . The outcome of this business is beingawaited anxiously by the whole university .

The Campus CynicDestructive criticism has invaded the U. B. C. campus with

dire force and suddenness during the past few weeks .Previously the cynical attitude toward University students

and their activities was confined largely to the pessimistic popu-lace of the City ; but now the policy of destructive criticism ha scrept within the very walls of B . C.'s institution of higher learn-ing. Student criticizes student . club criticizes club ; and as re-corded in the "Ubyssey" feature page of more than a week ago ,even the professor criticizes his fellow sufferer .

One organization which has received an undue amount of ;satirical criticism during the past week is the Varsity Soccer Club .During recent years this Club has faced great odds in its struggleto retain a worthy position among campus sports . Three yearsago the Senior team was forced to withdraw from the First Divi-sion of the City League because of lack of players of this divisio ncalibre. The same year soccer voluntarily surrendered its positio nas a major sport in order to give Canadian Rugby the prefer-ence. Last year the Senior team regained its former prestige a sregards the calibre of Its players, and this session a valiant star twas made in the Second Division of the League . So far the teamhas been fairly successful ; its performance of this Saturday be-ing especially worthy of commendation . Throughout the gamethe team showed a fine spirit of vigor and sportsmanship, whichrenders its members worthy of a larger crowd of spectators tha nhas heretofore attended the soccer encounters .

Co-operation forms the basis of many great successes, an dwould be a fine substitute for much of the unfair criticism wit hwhich the campus cynic is imbued .now,

Varsity Christian Union I

Rev, Dr. Alex Esler, M .A. of Prince -ton, will address the V . C . U . nextWednesday on the subject : ' The In-vincible Gospel. "

The meeting will he held in Arts204 at 12 .10, tomorrow, and student sart , invited to hear this address o fgeneral interest to all .

Boxing ClubThe Boxing Club held a successfu l

organisation meeting on Wednesday ,October 29 . The first practice turn-out will be at the gym from 6 .8 onWednesday, November 5. All thoseinterested are requested to turn ou ton time, with strip and skipping rope .

Arts '31 CommitteeArts '81 Valedictory Committee wil l

meet, Wednesday, November 5, at 3

p.m. in the Seminar Room. All mom -

mini of the present committee areasked to be present, also new mem-her,t of Arts 'Si Interested In Vale-dictory work .

Women's Gym ClubTuesday"s "Ubyssey" announce d

that the permanent schedule for clas-ses was Tuesday, 8 to 4 o"clock an dThursday, 4 .90 to 5 .80 o'clock . Thisshould read Thursday 4 to 5 o'clock .

U.B.C. Ruggers Defect Wildcat s

(Continued from page 1 )

performance in all angles of the scrim-mage. The line with Tyreman, Jack ,Perdue and Mitchell, and Duncan atflying wing tore large gaps In theopponents line-up . Art Murdoc kshowed himself a wonderful broken -field runner while McInnes indicatedsimilar tendencies . Chodat and Steelealso played with the determined vigo rfor scoring and Irvine Smith gave In-dication of becoming one of theWest's trickiest plungers if he keepsup the work he did in the Saturdaygame .

LtiitED iU L0 %G.UItU1

TO THE RAPPE R

The Editor," Ubyssey . "Dear Sir :

Perhaps I should have udtire»$ed thi nletter to the columnist of tine Muck-a-Muck Pose but I doubt if he would fin ds )ice for it nmong»t his semi-weekly re-tiections.

In one of his latest censorious para-graphs he advised your sport editor toeducate a certain person in the art of re .porting soccer pleas . Whoever the re-porter Is, I do not believe lie is guilty ofexpressing any biased opinion . 'I'iie Var-sity team nut), have been beaten fourgoals to one but it is actual fact that ou rteam was the best team on the field .N'urtherniore It . A . P . writes, "Accordin gto the reports the teams has never bee nbeaten yet ." i.t+t him turn to "Th eUbyssey" of October the twenty-firs tand there he will see on the first page i nconspicuous black letters the heiullin e"I T .Ii .C . Footballers Soundly Drubbedby Englanders ." The story that followsthis is for from !being written by it parti-san reporter for it ends, "The outatand-ing faults of Iie forwards appeared t ohe a fear of setting dirty . "

Evidently our brilliant Muck-writer i sguilty of not rending "'file Ubyssey . "

will 11(1(1 that if he wishes to find faul twith the soccer reporter in the future heshould attend the games and see for him -melt . Admission is free .

Yours truly ,Thomas O . flow .

COLUMN SQUABBLE SEditor, "The Ubyssey . "Dear Sir :

There seems to be something radi-cally wrong with the Ubyssey staff .Each member seems to have his ownideas (which of course are better tha nanyone else's) about the merits of theother persons columns, and doesn'thesitate to express his opinion throughthe medium of our University paper .

Why don't these budding journa-lists fight it out personally, in thequiet (?) confines of the Pub office ,instead of filling their colummns wit ha lot of mud-slinging, that certainl ydoesn't show much for the spirit ofthe Ubyssey staff. In the future let' shave our paper filled with news ratherthan editorial squabbles .

Column Reader.Editor's Note.--

We hasten to assure our corres-pondent that there is nothing radi-cally wrong with the "Ubyssey" staff .These inter-column feuds testify tothe fact, and some readers find thepaper all the more interesting be-cause of them. As for expressingopinions through the medium of theuniversity newspaper—the more it i sdone, the better.

Governors Given Resolutio n(Continued from Page 1 )

October 30, 1930The Board of Governors ,

University of British ColumbiaWest Point Grey, B .C .

Dear Sirs :We enclose herewith a certifie d

copy of a resolution passed by the Stu -dents' Council at its meeting on Octo-ber 27, 1930.

in accordance with this Resolution ,we request a special meeting of theBoard on or before November 10, 1930.

In reference to the last paragrap hof this Resolution, we wish you t ounderstand that this is not inserted i nthe nature of a threat, but merely t oadvise you of the seriousness wit hwhich we view the situation. We feelthat unless our relations with you areplaced upon a more intimate basis ,further efforts in Student Self-Gov-ernment would not be justified .

Yours respectfully ,Margaret Muirhead ,

Secretary .The resolution that was enclosed

reads as follows :"WHEREAS on several occas-

ions during the past the Board ofGovernors has refused to recognisethe clearly expressed views of th eStudent Body and to co-operate wit hthat organisation, and

WHEREAS the Board has failedto co-operate with the Alma MaterSociety to the extent of hearing itsrepresentative in the matter of theproposed Stadium project ,

BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED tha tthe Secretary be instructed to writ eto the Board, requesting a specia lmeeting of the Governors on o rbefore the Slat instant, in order t odiscuss the said matter with repres-entatives of the Alma Mater Society ,and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVEDthat in the event of failure to meetthis request, a meeting of the Alm sMater Society be called to discussthe advisibilty of the continuanc eof student self-government in theUniversity of British Columbia. "The Board of Governors has replied

that it will meet representatives o fthe Students ' Council on November 6to discuss the whole matter .

Address on Logging to beGiven

Mr. J . G. G. Morgan, B.C. managerof the Clyde Iron Works, will speakon "Use of Gas Donkeys and Tractorsin Logging. "

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THE UBYSSEY

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"The Poet's Progress" is prefaced by a quotation fromCaesar's "The Gallic War," Book IV ., XXV. The application isnot immediately evident, but as the reader advances trough th epages of the "Progress" it becomes clear .

"And while our men were hesitating, chiefly on account of th edepth of the sea, he who carried the eagle of the tenth legion ,after supplicating the gods that the matter might turn out favour -ably to the legion, exclaimed : Leap fellow soldiers, unless yo uwish to betray your eagle to the enemy . I for my part, will per-form my duty to the commonwealth and my general ." Whenhe had said this with a loud voice, he leaped from the shi pand proceeded to bear the eagle toward the enemy .

The eagle-bearer is surely W . D'A. Cresswell performin ghis duty to the Muse—and to the commonwealth—by riskin gall in the service of his art, and showing his fellow artists thatthe way to self-realization in their sphere is thus to defy th ehindrances of every-day life .

The book is a chronicle of the years spent by this New Zea-land poet in England, seeking to devote himself to his workagainst the wishes of his parents . It tells of his wanderingson the continent and through England, of his thoughts, of hisvisions, of his friendships, It recounts his fortunes and mis-fortunes, how he tried to get his poetry published, how he ob-tained and deserted ordinary work, how he sold his poems fro mdoor to door . It describes how he gained in knowledge and ex-perience, how he lived in poverty with the outcasts of society ,and stayed at "the Rat House," how he ran into debt and wa srelieved by his parents or friends, how he held to his determina-tion to lead his own life and finally, through the generosity o ffriends, was able to publish his book of poetry and return to hi snative land.

Before starting out on all these adventures, in 1921, he wa sadvised to attempt success as a writer of prose, and to writ epoetry in his spare time, but he decided that : "Poets, at anyrate, have no spare time ; and idleness, that is the curse of othermen, is the nurse of poets, upon my word . Therefore I paid noattention to their advice . You cannot advise a hen how to la yeggs ; nor any creature that creates . "

The true use of nature in poetry is nowhere practised i nEnglish now, the writer declares over and over again . "Alas!"he exclaims, "nature is not the goddess of art ; but these two ,nature and art, are one and the same . . . Both nature and artlook to a higher God, who can be known but not named . Now-adays there are many who believe that the nature that sur-rounds us, the hills and the trees and the flowers and the birds ,and much else, is the perfect original of art ; but I hold it is thespirit or harmony of i ature that is meant, by which we maygive expression by means of analogy, to the spirit or harmonywithin ourselves, which would otherwise be silent . And this i sart, this harmony within ourselves . But many deal in the ap-pearances of nature who have not that harmony within them-selves, and the result is not art, but it bears the same relationto art as a woman bears to a man, being an imitation or like-ness, in matter, of something divine, for which likeness, or clay ,the immortal spirit. in a man haw ne further use than to beget it aown image therein, notwithstanding that now, in these sensua ltimes, both nature and women are thought to have rights of thei rown ."

Leib Vrie

, Writer's league

He strode in triumph throughthe years

With laughter for his sword .Rejoicing as he went to see

How grandly he had warred.

Won to his side, a troop o) 'friends

The princely standard bore :His steel swept every charge

asideAnd carried all before .

Then in the cruel flames thatseared

His sudden time of trialThe comrades of those golde n

daysReturned his need denial :

They flinched away, and so h estood

Defenceless, for his bladeWas futile in the evil fires

The men of malice made .

The favored of the gods, unusedTo aught but victory ,

Nov; fell before the skill of thos eMore strongly armed than he .

Anon.

On Music

Through the lengthening dusk comesthe beautiful music of nature ; the dis-tant tinkling of a cow bell, the bleatin gof a sheep, the evening anthem of therobin, the mournful overture of the owl .It is music, all music . All sounds har-monise forming a band of wild creatures ,

From the beauty of the night, on eturns and enters the house. There fromthe piano or violins floats the aweetea tmelody. Perhaps it is one of Paderewski' smasterpieces or mayhap a gem from ou tof Beethoven's collection. But whoeverthe composer may be, it is music, realmusic .

'

What is music? To answer this brieflyone might say that music is a successio nof sounds that please the ear . It is morepoetically described by Longfellow, wh oin one of his poems mud of mush( that i twas "writ in the language spoken byangels " By combining musical sound sin different ways, men create melodie sthat are the "universal language of man -kind . "

Perhaps we shall understand musi cbettor if we contrast it with discord .Most people have a horror of discord .It may only be a wrong note played o nsome musical instrument, it may b ethe shriek of a siren or the grindingof machinery. All these sounds arediscordant and grate on the ear. Theymake a person harsh and nervou swhereas music has a soothing an dsoftening effect.

What use is music to mankind? Some-one has said that "music is our fourthgreat material want, first food, then rai-ment then shelter, then music . " Im-possible, one thinks . How can music ,which after all is only a pleasure s be oneof the necessities of life . Yet it is . Oneusually thinks of music in connection wit hsome musical instrument, often forget-ting the music of nature, such as thesong of birds, the moaning of the waves ,the sighing of the wind in the trees ,which gives solace to tired humanity .All through life one is working hard ,seeing grim sights and coming face t oface with the oniel, ns well as the ga yside of living . After hours of rush andturmoil, the soul needs soothing and re-freshing and there is peesowit a longingfor peace and harmony which often Andsexpression or fulfillment in nntsie .

eft Music does not need words to expressitself . It is so true and ac ► forceful tha tit can portray any human emotiotr . Alively march will set it whole army afirewith action, but the military goodnigh t"Taps, " sounded on a bugle by a youn gboy, will send that mime army into areverent silence .

All down the ages there has been musi cof some kind and all people have sensed 1

its wondrous passion and feeling . Iteven may, as Carlyle says "lead us tothe infinite, and let us for momenta galeonto that ."--B.E.H.

as follows :La Folia variations

Corell iFrom Partite in B minor for violin

alone

Bach(a) Sarabande(h) Double(c) Bourree .

Concert in E Minor

Mendelssoh nRomance, in A Major

Schuman nRondo in G Major

Mozar tThree Caprices J . Stamitz (1717-1757 )

(a) Study on a Chorale (for violi nalone) .

(h) The Hunt

The unprecedented has happened,and we And ourselves able to issue asupplementary Literary Supplement .With some contributions for whichthere was not room in the last publi-cation, and some new material, w eoffer another literary page in defianc eof tradition. it is an historic event..

After his failure to have his flatcollection accepted for publication thepoet says : "I realized that nothingthey said of my work applied to m ynature, or to what I would be, whic hwas latent in a centre of heat an dhappiness Inside myself ." And heacids : "I knew better by now thanto waste either their time or mine b ysending my poems to the magazines ,for 'poetry' in London now is like thegoods in those shops they have, i nwhich nothing is real . "

What has been said gives a genera lidea of this remarkable chronicle . Thestyle, as the quotations show, follow sthat of Caesar throughout, havin gmany clauses and phrases in a sen-tence, and yet the diction is so goodthat the effect, though occasionallyresulting in some obscurity, is pleas-ing on the whole, and gives a re-markable simplicity and clarity to thework . The observations on people an dthings are keen, and he expresses him -self with frankness, and often withconsiderable conceit—though the lat-ter is mitigated by his delicate humor .

One cannot leave a survey of thebook, however, without giving moreexplicitly and fully Mr. Crosawell' sopinions on the nature of poetry .This requires an article specially de -voted to that subject .

Ranbib tonfeB ionsI am going to be a librarian . I have

wanted to be one for a long time . Iwanted to sit in an office and do noth-ing but jump out at people who awin gthe door too hard . The library-schoolcalendars said you must have prac-tical experience so I applied for wor kat the reserve desk in the library andwas given three hours a week .

I felt very important the first dayI stood behind the desk . I took the call -slip of the first student that came up ,very casually as I had seen other assis-tants do, and sauntered into the stacks .I took my time looking for the boo kand then sauntered out and hande dback the call-slip disdainfully, saying ,"It 's not in ."

The student glared . "It's rightthere on the shelf," he said coldly .It was. I wanted to crawl under th edesk but I restrained myself. Besidesthere was a stool under there already .

The next was a youthful freshett ewho gave me a call-slip minus th ereader's number. "Your number?" Iquestioned . She didn't quite hear me .

"Er-er Mary Jones," she faltered ,evidently dismayed by my curiosity .

"NO, yc,ur number, " 1 Iepeilted .

"Oh, I'R '71e I . :i Vol, IL ""No, no, your number, you know ,

your card number . ""What card ?" she asked blankly . I

I explained at length and shooed heroff to the other end of the desk t oget a card . I was rather pleased .There were (lumber people in th eworld than myself .

I had almost regained my self -respect when my next victim camealong. The call number was QR some -thing or other. After hunting forages I spotted it on the top shel fjust under the ceiling . I tried mak-ing little runs and leaping at it butI always missed it. Then I starte dto climb up the shelves but theycreaked so, I was afraid they woul dcrack. Then I remembered seeing achair somewhere . I found it at th eother end of the stacks . When I fi-nally went out with the book ther ewere nine people waiting . The originalperson had gone . I cursed silentl yand hurried out to find nine books a tonce . They were all in but I couldn' tcarry them all . i had to make severa ltrips ,

The next person had left out hal fthe call number and date . i couldn' tread his writing anyway .

The ne,ct person wanted all th "Economic I . hooks. i visualized my .self dragging out the whole stackand had another inclination to craw lunder the desk, But i didn't need t ofor he added, "May i come in and ge tthem ? "

"Oh, rather," I gasped, much re-lieved .

I walked miles before the first hou rwas up . I had completely exhaustedmy vocabulary by the second . At theend of the time I limped out of the lib-rary end almost tottered into the lily -pond from fatigue .

I now know why the librarian sit sin his office . I will be sitting in awheel-chair when I am a librarian .

—M .C .

In 3nbian's Zltvakening

He had heard this tale ofChristians

As he watched the camp-fire' sglow

It had stirred him—as it musthave

Stirred our fathers—long agoYet he'd laughed at it--re-

nounoed i tLove like that could not be s o

Yet tonight something hadmoved him

He had ne'er been moved beforeWas he not the "Great Chief

Wampum"Ruling over Indian Lore ?Could This God—as claimed

These ChristiansRule him—e'er he reached

That Shore ?

"No!" He'd vowed, and yet heknew, now,

Knew he'd lost his pow'r to swayLost his eloquence—his mannerSince This Word had come to

stayThrough this Missionary

CreatureFrom That White God—far

away .P.A.L.

Citp

I sing the tale of a city ,Grown from the heart of a

wilderness .Marvel, ye men, and then pity,Learning of man's own wanton-

ness!

Great trees grew there, drawl-ing all :

Nearby a 'majestic river wove,Swirling on to the ocean's call'Mongst mountains, sentinels t o

river and grove .

Red men called this countrytheirs ,

Marvelled and loved the woo dThe Creator trusted to their

caresLoved each ralle!/ and roarin g

flood .

White men came and ponderedlong

Not at nature's verdant won-drousness ,

But at a city rising strongFrom the trees to future lofti-

ness .

They felled the trees, that hadheld sway

Long before they first touche dthat shore :

They trained the rivers to obeyAnd dug their banks for hidden

ore :

Smoke tilled the air and hid th esky :

Story upon story the buildingspiled

And hid the mountains from theeye :

Soon e'en their purity shall bedefiled .

Martel well, Oh! you who read ,That man dare ruin forever ,Without awe or fear, for pride

or greedThat which God has put

together,

Attu Iibrarp Pod s

New library hooks are on view everyFriday from 1 to 5,30 in the hall behin dthe trophy-case . The lists of new bookshave been discontinued, since they werefound to be comparatively valueless .The librarians urge all interested to tak ethis opportunity of seeing the latesteditions to the library shelves .

16be Jopous Warrior

J . B, Cartie r(1765-1841 )

(c) Tarantella

W ienlawek iCaprice Viennois

KreislerLa Gitana

Kreisle r

Students are reminded that a priz eof $25, presented by It . L. Reid, Esq ., The League of Western Writers ,K .C., honorary member of the Letters which has given prizes for work sub -Club, is offered annually for the best mitted to the last Literary Supple -essay by an undergraduate student in nlent, is something new in the wa yArts on an assigned subject in Cana- of protective associations. Tradedian literature. The award will be unions in all other professions aremade on the recommendation of the merely a commonplace ; a trade unionDepartment of English. The subjects of writers is something rather new .for this session are :

Heretofore, the profession of letter s1. William Henry Drummond .

' has been the most precarious in the2. Thomas Chandler Haliburton .

world, for the reason that it is so un -3. Canadian Animal Stories .

certain. Even an established authorEssays should be at least 3,000 is at the mercy of any editor, who

words in length. They need not be may take a dislike to him, or over -typewritten. They must be handed to look him, or be coerced by advertiser sMr. Larsen, on or before April 1, into boycotting his goods . There isnext .

such a tremendous number of writer s~".

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modern violinists, will give a recital' has really becom all-powerful amon gin the new Auditorium on Wednes- them ,clav evening .

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the typewriter? --will find a solutio nwhere the trade of, may, the hammerand saw has found it . i supposewords are a saleable commodity, lik eeverything else- and yet. - i wonder .

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Tlf BYSSEY

November 4, 1930

SPORTORIA LIt appears from the last issue that

my little playmate and aspiring col-umnist R,A.P. Is weakening. I no-tice that he is so short of materialand inspiration that he feels boun dto attack our soccer correspondent.I might point out that R.A.P., knowin gnothing whatever about soccer an dhaving seldom witnessed a game, i shardly in a position to criticize theaccounts of the teams which appearin these columns. Our soccer reporterknows his lob and furthermore under -stands soccer. As such I am perfectlsatisfied to rely upon hid judgment .If he says the team played badly, ashe has before now, it's fine with me .If he says the athletes had hard luck,as he has before now, We likewisefine with me. As it happens I wit-nessed the game which drew down themighty wrath of our would be col-umnist, and I thought that the stor ywhich appeared on it was exceeding-ly accurate if somewhat conservative .I would suggest that R .A.P. come outsometime and watch the soccer laddie scavort for their Alma Mater. Thenhe will be in a better position tocriticize. In the meantime it wouldbe in better taste to confine his activi-ties to conducting warfare with Bum •thorne and running a correspondenc ebureau with misled freshettes ,

*There seems to be a plague of col-

umnists about this place. Fun andFundamentals (Alias Bunthorne) ha salso burst into print upon the subjectof sports reports and, strangely en-ough, has picked for her models thos ewritten by our special seeder corres-

ondent. I hardly blame the autho rfor the model chosen, but at the gametime I fail to see what place such anInane effusion has in a column de-voted ostensibly to literary purpposes.Nevertheless the Muck Editor shoul dget a line on this writer. Such acolumn would be a vast improvementon the self-eulogistic panegyric en -titled "Spirit Rappings," which no wholds sway under the domains o fmighty Shrdlu .

Soccer JuniorsBlank Reserves

Tangling with the tail-end R .C .N .V .R. eleven at Heather Park Saturday ,Varsity Junior soccer men went on aseoring spree and administered a veryheavy coat of whitewash to their op-ponents, 8-0.

The college men started out cautiously ,not expecting so little opposition . Playhovered in enemy territory for almos t20 minutes, and then Dickson laid along shot directly on the Reserve citadel ,winch went into the net through thegoalio's legs . Two minutes later H .Smith put in an easy shot from closerange, and the opposing custodian againmissed what should have been an eas ysave .

These two goals stimulated the collegemen into action, and from then on it wasjust a question of how many countersthey would telly . Broadhurst at, centr eforward, playing his position well an dmaking good use of his opportunitie sscored two more before half-time, an d( ►ut on his third soon after t ho interval .)iekson then made n sortie from th e

half-back line and scored his several goa lfrom a scramble in front of the posts .Broadhurst added his fourth with nfierce drive from ten yards range . Cox ,who worked hard throughout, scored th efinal goal 10 minutes from time .

Roper and Grant at fullback providedan impregnable defence ; Legge and Dick -eon were the pick of the halves ; whil eBroadhurst and Cox were most effectiveon the forward line .

Varsity : Frattinger; Roper, Grant ;White, Legge, Dickson (2Fletcher,Cox (1), Broadhurst (4), H . Smith (1) ,L . Todd .

U.U.C. Dairy Cattle TeamWins American Trophy

Toronto ShuddersAs Rudy Vallee

Takes SongVARSITY SCORES PUBLICIT Y

Back East at Toronto Universit ythere has recently been much discus-sion as to whether or not Rudy Val -lee should be allowed to croon "TheBlue and the White ." These are thefacts of the case.

Rudy Vallee wrote to the U. ofToronto Extension Director askingfor a copy of the song book "in orderthat ho might include the songs in afuture radio program." The Directorthinking it to be "justifiable publicity "gave instructions to forward the re-quired copy and permission to use it .

The students, however, slid notagree that it was "justifiable pub-licity"; many taking the stand thatit is just the opposite . The followingextract from the Varsity editorialcolumn expresses this view ,

"We shudder at a mental image ofthe Vallee head tilting at an angl eof thirty degrees, the Vallee eye sclosing, and the Vallee larynx per-mitting itself to utter and inton e"The Royal Blue and White ." Wefeel we should suffer both aesthetical-ly and morally .

Women Cry Down With Valle eWe feel that what is "Juotitlable

publicity" in the eyes of the Univer-sity's Publicity Director may not bejustifiable anything in the eyes of theundergraduates. And after all "TheBlue and White" is the students 'song. Surely they have a right toexpress themselves on the subject be-fore any one authority gives officia lsanction for a foreign dance-ban dleader to use their battle-cry .

As the printed organ of undergrad-uate opinion, we suggest—gently butfirmly—that the matter be tabled fo ra day or two in that particular partof the mazes of Simcoe Hall in whichit happens to find itself at the momen tand that opportunity be given throughthe columns of "The Varsity" for th estudents to express themselves . "

Toronto took the above editoria lsuggestion and during the investiga-tion and discussion following it wasdiscovered that "The Blue and White "copyright, held by a graduate, migh tbe the means of checking Valise's useof the song. Most students though tVallee publicity would help the uni-versity "very little, if not being ac-tually harmful ." "Down with Rud yVallee" was the general war-cry o fthe women students .

The composer tendered the controlof the copyright to the Board of Gov-ernors and since the students obvious-ly did not want their song "entruste dto the tender mercies of the crooningRudy" and the S. A . C . passed un-animously the resolution "That thi sCouncil eplores the use of "The Blu eand White" for any other purpos ethan as a university anthem, and i sopposed to its use in any but univer-sity functions" it seems as if by act-ing together they might check Rudyif the copyright had not run out .

SENIOR FOOTBALLER SOUTSCORE ORIENTAL S

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and time again . Roberts and Kozoo-lin both received nasty bumps whil eDave Todd was dazed as the bal lstruck him full in the face. When thefinal whistle blew the Varsity squa dwas all in, but victorious .

Chalmers was the hest man on th efield while Roberts' kicking and clear-ances were telling factors for th eVarsity aggregation . The halves al lplayed good football and showedgreat improvement offensively . Kozoo-lin 's distribution of the ball continual-ly got his forwards well away. Containwas the brains of the attack and de-monstrated how to beat a packed de-fense. Cooke fitted in well at insid eright until his injury, and made agood partner for speedy Bunn yWright. Al Todd was ever a sourc eof danger on the left wing, andshould stay in that position leavingbrother Dave, whose terrific drive i sso valuable, inside. Charlie Wong ,erstwhile Varsity star, was outstand-ing for the Chinese . By the win theVarsity team climbed another wrun gin the League ladder .

Varsity : McGregor; Roberts, Chal-mers ; H. Wright, Kozoolin, Buckley ;H . Wright, Cooke, Contain, D . Toddand A. Todd .

International Relations ClubThe next regular meeting of the

International Relations Club will beheld Wednesday, November 5, at 7 .3 0p m. in the S. C. M . Room, Auditor-ium 312. Four papers will be give non the subject of "China and th eGreat Powers ." These papers will bemade available to the Club's delegate

TEN YEARS AG OFrom the "Ubyssey" of Octo-

ber 28, 1920.Arts '28 surprised the force s

of law and order on their classhike by hiving one of theirmembers, George Shipp, ar-raigned before the captain ofFerry No. 2. After much sua-sion from the members of theExecutive he was released . Hisonly offence was to jump overthe railing of the ferry in hi shaste to be the first to land Onthe way up to Capilano Canyo nthey pre-empted a whole streetcar and ran up a considerabl ebill for broken glass . Lunchwas served in the Pavilion andthe class was able to sneer a told dupe Pluvius, when theyspent the afternoon In dancing .

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Varsity soccer fans wer etreated to an exciting tussl ewith the strong South Bill ag-t►regation which resulted In a1-1 count . The team wore thei rnew Varsity sweaters for th efleet time. Mitchell was the sta rof the game, but the whole for-ward line was weak on theirshooting .

Line-up — Cliff, Henderson ,Mitchell, Jackson, Cant, Mc -Leod, Rushbury, Lundie, Mer-kel and Cameron .

Mrs . Clark, Mrs, Larson an dMrs. Wood were the patronnes-ses at the annual reception ofthe Players' Club .

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The Ubyssey, then as now ,came in for much criticism ."Cognovi" in a letter to the ed-itor says, "Write-ups of Collegeactivities are both badly writ -ten and unnecessary . For if astudent wore at the function, h ewould not wish to read an an-aemic account of it days later ,and if he were not there he wa sobviously not interested .—TheUbyssey is a glorified gutte rnewspaper that has to resortto catch heads and sensationallines to draw interest ." He sta-ted that when the Annual cameout, the students seized upo nit, avidly collected signature sand then stored it in the bootcupboard, and promptly forgotabout it until they threw it i nthe garbage can a few yearslater .

U. B. C. DelegatesTo Attend

Parley"Peace" will he the subject of an all -

day conference at Kitsilano Junior HighSchool on November 8, when the Leagu eof Nations Society sponsors a progra mof addresses and discussions . Represen-tatives will he sent by the I. . S. E. onbehalf of students of the University o fBritish Columbia ,

At 12 .30 p .m. a luncheon served i nthe school cafeteria will start the confer-ence . The study hall will he the scone o fthe afternoon session . Commencing n t2 .15 p .m ., ;oumi table discussions wil lsurvey the Ellropeme situation, the re-lations of Canada end the Orient, an d

Tariff Barriers Debate Subject

'Prof Nathaniel Micklem of Queen' sUniversity, former president of th eOxford Union, will act as fifth speakerwhen four members of the Debatin gUnion will debate the extension ofInter-Imperial trade through the erec-tion of Tariff harriers . The meetingwill be held under the auspices of thei, .S .E. in Arts 100, Wednesday, Nov -ember 5 .

Richard Yerbornugh and Jame sGibson, who are to meet the Britis hteam on the same subject Novembe r24, wit{ tussle with two other mom -bent of the Union, Jordan Guy an dSydney Semple .

HOMECOMING NOTICEMr . Williams announces that he must

have the music for all home-corning skitswhich wi .+h to be accompanied by theMusical Society Orchestra under hi sdirection, by 1 o'clock today, Tuesday .For further particulars see Mr . Williamsin Auditorium 207 .

Varsity Students

Of Electricity

In Demand

U.B.C. STANDARD PRAISED

Indicative of the General ElectricCompany's demand for electrical en-gineers from this University is th efollowing paragraph from a letterwritten by W. M. Cruthers, secretaryof the Students' Courses for that com-pany, to Dr, H . Vickers of the Mech-anical and Electrical Engineering de-partment .

"We are planning to send someliterature out to the members of you rElectrical graduating class, and pos-sibly, later on the writer may visi tyou to Interview your class, Wit hthis idea in mind, we would be greatl yinterested to know just how man ymembers you have in your graduatin gclass this year."

Commenting on the above quotation ,Dr. Vickers stated that, "In a year ofbusiness depression it is interesting t onote that this firm is already en-quiring about our electrical gradu-ates for next year ; and shows thehigh esteem of the company for U .B.C. classes . "

Although it is not known, as yethow many electrical graduates wil lavail themselves of this opportunit yit is practically certain that they wil lall be given the chance.

Practical Work to Supplement Theor yThe training given by the General

Electric Company is a post-graduat ecourse at the factory in Peterborough,Ontario . The fundamental educatio ngained at university, is augmente dby practical experience in the factory ,and by illustrative lectures .

This system allows the compan yto pick out the best men, whom the yadvance gradually to important posi-tions . The remaining men also bene-fit greatly from their course and havea thorough knowledge of GeneralElectric products.

The General Electric Company i snot the only company that recognize sthe high standard and excellent ma-terial at the University of British Col-umbia. Such companies as the North -ern Electric, the Bell Telephone Com-pany of Canada and the WestinghouseElectric Company of Pittsburgh, havewritten letters to Dr . Vickers tellinghim of the success of U.B.C. electrica lgraduates in their companies, and ex -pressing their willingness to receivemore of them ; se that the demand forelectrical engineers frm this univers-ity is actually greater than the supply.

highly appreciative audience .Early in the afternoon the climber s

went on to a point near the pea kwhere they partook of refreshment sand enjoyed the snow and magnificen tview. The trip back to SeymourCreek was made in about two and ahalf hours .

EXCHANGE EXTRACTS

— An International Relations Club,similar to the one on this campushas been organized recently at Whit -man College, Wash .

— Inauguration excercises wereheld last week at the University ofCalifornia for the new president Dr .Robert Gordon Sproul.

— The annual Pacific Coast Inter-collegiate Press Convention is to b eheld at the University of Californiaat Los Angeles on October 80, 81 andNovember 1 .

-- On October 16, the Universityof Hawaii team played the first gameof night football to be played on theislands .

— The University of WesternOntario has a record registration of1802, nearly one hundred more tha nlast year ,

— The first night soccer game tobe played in Canada was played byMcGill on October 28 .

-- The McGill Players' Club hasbeen granted reduced admission rate sto the Orpheum in Montreal on Tues-days .

-- The University of Alberta, if itmust be beaten, finds the U . B. C.team a good one to take it from sineswe played "a fast, heady and clea ngame . "

— In the recent A. M, S . electionsat Queen's University, nine of the tenmen elected are members of Queen'sSenior Rugby team .

— Arrangements are in progress toprocure a chair of Fine Arts withi nthe University of Toronto .

Club Conjures

Roman Britain

The Romans and their activities inBritain wore under discussion at ameeting of the Classics Club, Wednea-day evening, at the home of Dr. 0.J. Todd .

Mies Jean Shortt spoke of the Ro-manization of the island and emen-tioned how the Roman customs, crep tinto the life and inhabitants of thecountry. Miss Auld, of the Classic sdepartment, addressed the gatheringon the subject of Roman remains inBritain. The paper was illustrate dby maps and postcards and men-tioned the Roman walls in the northand remains discovered in district soff the beaten track . Miss Auldtouched upon the relics in the BritishMuseum and the Roman bath discov-ered in the Strand, in London . A ful ltreatment was given to the ancient de-fensive works and the Lincoln Gate.In conclusion postcards and illustra-tione were passed around and dis-cussion ensued .

Musical SocietyWork has now been started on th e

Musical Societies Spring Production .Copies of the manuscript of the operahave been prepared, arid may be securedby prospective applicants from Room207 Auditorium. Try-outs will startWednesday for principles and membersof the choruses. Further informationmay be obtained from Itlr . Williams i nAuditorium 207 any day between 1 an d2 p .m., also further announcements wil lI e made on the Nhleicni Society's Notic eHoards .

Commencing on Friday, Novembe r14, short weekly lectures by univer-sity professors will be broadcaste dthrough the courtesy of radio stationC.N.R.V. The lecture will last fro m7.30 to '7.45 p .m. The introducing ad-dress will be given by PresidentKlink .

It is not a revelation because every-thing in it was first in the mind orexperience of men. It is the "recordof the experience of great spiritualgiants," their experience being therevelation.

It is inspired but not dictated . In-spiration, the speaker considered as"the quality of a man's personalityraised higher than normal levels ."

Discrepancies and mistakes showthat it can not be infallible .

S. C . M. LectureThe next of the S.C .M. lecture

series' speakers will be Canon A . H .Sovereign on "Psychology and Reif -glen" in Aggie 100 on Tuesday ,

ovember 4, at 12 .10 .November 8 .

Law ClubLaw Club meet-

Successfully defeating other judgin gteams from Western Universities, th eDairy Cattle team of the University o fBritish Columbia regained possession o fthe large silver trophy donated by theAmerican Jersey Cattle ('luh for judg-ing Jerseys at the Nellie Internationa lLivestock Exposition at Portland, Oregon ,held during the hest ten days . Resideswinning this division in the judging, theB . C . team was placed third in thefinal ranking ; Idaho and 1Vashingto ,takiteg first end second) places respective-ly .

Reg, I nswort ii a member of the (' .Il .C' . team, weee',`nerd first in the whol eoomgotition, Icing nettled in .le•weys an dthird in Holsteins . The other membersof the team also direinguisheal themselves ,Ritchie (wing first in Jerw►ys, and Gall sthird in Ayrshires.

The U,li,C . 1)niry Products team eon •misting of U . inglee ew, W . Tait, and 'i' .Leach was placed fifth, the teams rank -ing

Iing Washin ton Idaho, Montana, Ore-1 to the Pan-Pacific Student Confer . .son, B . C., IJt,' and Nevada .

once to be held at Reed College, Port -lheee excellent reeudta show that the I fend, late in November . A full at-

standard of the Department of Animal tendance of members is requested ,Husbandry at U.B.C .

.is as high as that The meeting will open promptly a tof any Western University .

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STARVING MOUNTAINEER S

ASCEND SEYMOUR PEA K

Twenty-nine more or less hard ymountaineers under the leadership o fJeckell Fairley took part in the Out -doors Club ascent of Seymour Mount-ain on Sunday, November 2 . Goodtime was made on the trip up but th emountain atmosphere made every -one hungry and a stop was made fo rlunch before the top was reached .

The big event of the day took plac ewhen three prominent members o fthe Club, Art Morton, Mills Winram ,and Ken Dobson staged a rehearsa l

the i .eegiit s huuuueiherinn sectivita's,

of their forthcoming production fo rThe evening meeting will IT held i e' 'Theatre Plight . The performance o fthe :Auditorium at !{l,) p .m . A )lay I,"' 'course, net with the applause of a

Mrs . W . L. IItyminen entitled

I he Ur -known Soldier' will be praxlueed by th eCarleton Clay Dranuetic Studio, Carleto nClay taking the leading part . Japanesechildren and pupils of St . ('faire schoo lwill perform dances .

Two members of the University faculty ,Dr. G. C . Sedgewick and Prof . F.D .Seward, are slated to speak, the formerat night and the latter ue the afternoon .Other speakers include Dean R . J . Reni-sou, Col . T, A. Mane Rev . G. O . Faille ,Mr. Stanley Brent, Dr . S. Petcrsky, Mr .L . Killam, Rev . Ada Tonkin, Miss A . B .Jamieson and Mrs . It . P . Steeves .

Luncheon reservations may be mad ethrough Mrs . Steeves (Bay . R39-R) orMrs . R . Eaton (Bay . 850-i,) .

Many organizations are co-operatin gto hold this conference, and students wil lbe welcome at the meetings, which ar efree and open to the public .

Bible Man-Made

And Fallible,

S. C. M. Told

Claiming that each new age need sa new type of approach, Rev . H . R.Trumpour outlined the "Modern Ap-proach to the Bible" in speaking un-der S. C. M. auspices in Aggie 100on Tuesday .

Beginning with an outline of var-ious historical approaches Mr . Trum-pour came to that inherited by ou rfathers who believed that the Bible ,dictated by God, was the only placewhere the truth alight he found an dwas "infallibly tree for all times an dsituations, "

New developments in science mak ethis attitude impossible today . Wecan no longer read it as a revelation,

There will be nodictation or as infallible . ing this week.

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November 4, 1930

THE UBYSSEY

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color and sunny in.formality the keynote of a charminghome will find theBird of Paradise de.sign the appropriat eSilverware for her.

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GIVE THE GIRLS A BIG HAN DLit us all hand a big bouquet to th e

heroines of last Friday, the co-edswho staged the pep meeting In th eauditorium, It was the first time inthe annals of this mighty institutionthat any of the women have had th egumption to put on a skit in whic hthey wore clothes that could not heconsidered "becoming ." I have seeniggling morons dressed in rugby uni-

forms ; every year the freshettes ap-pear in a chorus that pipes discord-antly in reedy voices and swings itships to keep time ; we all saw thi syear's crop of John Held worshipper sappear in white trousers and sim-per at the audience . The troublewas that they all thought they wer echarming . But on Friday, the co-ed sdisplayed real pep and put on one ofthe best pep meetings in years . Handit to them .

TOUCHF:Bunthorne appears to have taken

to "parodies" in an attempt at re-venge. Evidently some of our gentleprods have got under his skin .. *

ALMA MATER VS . SCHULTZMy friend, Charlie Schultz, has

been acquitted of the charge of in -citing the Sciencemen to warfare . TheDiscipline Committee ought to haveknown better than to cause the en-ergetic Charles of undertaking a nunnecessary task .

R.A.P .Mr. R.A.P .

I hope you will print this and notbe jellus .Darlling Clementina :

Why bother with guys like R .A.P .when there's bigger and better guysaround this burg. I never talk muchabout myself of cone, but just takin 'me for instanse. I got more look sthan John Bowls and I run the bestin the campus. And can I makedough? Well I just cleaned up 20 .00(five) bucks this summer—you bet,just like that! Why don't you giveyurself a brake, and see me any ol dday soon?

How about it ?Pete

The "Personality?" Kid .S.P. The boys call me "stark love"

but I never put much stock in flattery ,do you?

Pete ,

Dear R .A.P .I have learned to smoke. Now

dent be shocked please as I had jus tone cigarette and I did it just to try .Of course it is a silly habit but I amstrong minded enough to resist it, infact I havent the slightest desire t osmoke again so you see it is quiteall right really . It was quite thrilli nand made me feel quite sophisticated .I think I'll join a sorority .

Truly yoursClementin e

P.S . you musn't let mother knowabout it . She is so old-fashioned .

• • •MY OWN ROMANCE

A LA MODEIs it funny or is it tragic

That I think only of you ?By some spell or by black magi c

All my dreams came suddenly true .Although I 'ejoice and delight in

The heavenly bliss you brin gThere's something that makes me Itrigh-

tened-We will part forever in Spring .

. You are (lark, and you are handsome ,You've never caused me a tea r

or frown ,I would give for yd,u any ransom ,

Oh, my glorious senior gown .Jean E . Margolis.

After terrific straggles a freshmanfinished his examination paper andthen, at the end, wrote : "Dear Pro-fessor: If you sell any of my answersto the funny papers, I expect you t osplit fifty-fifty with me."

—Ex .

Jack and Jill went up the hil lTo view the glorious vista ;Along the road his conduc t

showe dThe girl was just his sister .

Science-man : "We have just finishedtaking up 'Putrification of Water' . "

Arts-man : "What course is that,Chemistry or Sociology? "

Litany Coroner

Homecoming

In spiteOf the factThat ThanksgivingIs always heldImmediatel yAfter Homecoming is over ,We feel tha tThe ceremon yHas its advantages .First,There is the reunion with the

profs .This is perhapsMore prominentIn theoryThan in factYet it has been know nTo occur .Then ,There is the McKechnie Cu p

gameAnd the real old-time crowdAnd the usual crowded 'I' dance .And finallyThere is Theatre night ,Whe nAggies ,Art: men ,And Nurses act .When Science me nRoar and yel lBut do nothing elseAndThe Thoth Club,As usual ,Stages itsDisgraceful graceful BalletShows how to catch pneumoni aIn a good cause .

COMIN' THRO' THE QUAD"Students all should wear their gown s

Comin' through the quad ,Otherwise you look like clowns, men, "

Says Professor Todd ;Hence we wore our gowns to Lati n

Prancing as he trod ,But all the lads they smiled at u s

Comin' through the quad .

"Gowns, they mar our type o fbeauty,"

We, with one accord ,Always keen to do our duty ,

Try the mortar board ,Placing these aslant correctly

(See the Oxford mod .)—But all the ladies laughed at u s

Comin' through the quad .

"Academic dress is useless,Gowns and tassels mad ,

We will, brazen, bold, excuseles sLearn in mufti clad . "

Soon, alas, we felt as large a sPea-lets in the pod ;

For all the Profs, they frowned at u sConlin' through the quad .

Modern modes of dress delight no tEyes of modern man .

Hence, that anger we excite not ,Go we back a span .

Therefore, men, before your bones ar eLaid beneath the sod ,

P'r'aps you'll bear the swish of fig -leaves

Comin ' through the quad .

What People Are Saying:

John Fox : "And the tax icost me seven bucks! "

Louis Chodat : "I want twofried eggs only I want the mboiled . "

"Sandy" Smith : "I'm laugh-ing at a swell joke but I can'tremember it. "

Cam Duncan : "I feel awfullysorry for my Alma Mater buthow am I going to face Elsie? "

Reg. Unsworth : "It pays toadvertise, by heck! "

H. Rishoir : "Mr. President, Ithink there is some foul play inthe matter ."

M. Murdoch (at '31 barndance) : "There are more 'tuxesin Kelowna than there are here . "

Professor Drummond: "I amnot a cynic . "

C. Schultz : "I havn't attendedlectures for a week, but thatdoesn't matter . "

Rod Pllkiagton : "It would bea fine thing to end the night i na sewer ."

Al Todd : "This is one thing Ihave always wanted—to be i nthis column . "

The Cherubic Contain : "Now ,fellows, all joking aside, woul dyou . .?

A MASSAGE TO AUTHORSMr. Gargle McHootch, well known

masseur and author has modestlysent us a little advice on how to writeand when . His novel "Pocketing th eChance or Fumbling for the Bill ."is little read here but widely read i nS

oand .

iron out the wrinkles in one'sprose one must pound the keys con-sistently and achieve an ability toroll out words easily . Thumping goodliterature will never be written bythose who hammer weakly at thei rsubject. Twist the plot of the novelinto all its possible intricacies .

If the efforts are bent all in onedirection a fine type of literature ma yby squeezed out of a reluctant brain .The idea of all reading matter is not toshape the mind of the reader with th erendering of ideas but to caress it i nto a receptive state of mind wherei nthe writer can impress his meanings .

In my first novel I played carelessl yabout the hero's spine and theresult was that my book had no back -bone at all . In my next novel, how -ever, I thrashed out my brain-wave sand the result was not a limpingstory but a fine upstanding one. Sothe advice I give to all embryoauthors is to cast about in theirthoughts for a soul-tearing plot andto write it without any cramping ofstyle

I remain unbendingly yours ,—Gargle McHootch .

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November _4, 1980

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Invincible JuniorsDown Cougars

After trailingtheir opponents fo rthe major part of the game the Varsit yJuniors just managed to nose ou tthe Cougars by scoring a fluky touchdown on a blocked kick in the last tw ominutes of play. The game tookplace at McBride Park and makes thefourth consecutive victory chalked u pby the undefeated Juniors.

Varsity kicked off to the Cougars ,who started off with a rush. Afterrunning the ball back to the 50 yar dline they gained forty yards aroun dthe left end on the next play, Varsitytried to tighten their defense but theCougars managed to slip through fora score before the first five minutesof play were over. For the remain-der of the first quarter the play see-sawed around centre field for thoughthe student's line was now holding theywere unable to break away for an ylon gains .

Gn the second session the Varsityoffense bucked up and Dwyer kicke dto deadline for one point shortly be -fore half time, The third quarterbegan with a determined Varsity ad-vance. They marched down the fieldto the Cougars five yard line .

However, when just on the pointof scoring the students fumbled andthe opposing end returned the ballto centre field again, where it stayedfor the rest of the quarter .

The last period was uneventful un-til Doug Gordon called an oneside kic kwith five minutes to play. This movetook the Cougars by surprise andthey were held on their own five yar dline. On the next play they triedto return the kick but it was blockedand Melcome the Varsity right end ,fell on it behind the line to score atouch down which was conceded afte rten minutes of intensive argument.

Second Rugby TeamOutscores X-King s

Varsity's crack Senior "B" Rugbyteam continued its unbroken winnin gstreak on Saturday, when it took th esecond place Ex-King George team ,to the tune of 11-8 .

Varsity started well but receivedan early set back when Archibald ofEx-King ran half the length of thefield to score. With the score 5- 0against them the Varsity men wokeup,and on a forward rush, Shiels fel lover for a try which Mercer convertedin a fine effort from near touch .

Varsity had much the better of thelay in the second half, the ball com-

rng out of the scrum much more often.After about ten minutes Mercer score dfrom a five yard scrum, but the con-version was missed. Nesbitt wentover shortly after but was called backon a doubtful forward pass . Patrickcinched the game for Varsity when heobtained possession of an Ex-KingGeorge miss-kick and scrambled overwith two men around his legs . Roseof Ex-King brought his team backinto the game when he intercepteda Varsity pass and ran half th elength of the field for a try. It wasnot converted. This completed thescoring and the game ended withVarsity pressing, Of the backs Mer-cer and Gwyer stood out and Col-lend's tackling was exce.ient. B.Brown and Ruttan were the pick o fthe forwards . The team : Gordon,Nesbitt, Dwyer, Stoble, Frost, PatrickCalland, Mercer, C. Burns, Ruttan,R. Brown, Griffin, Symons, B . Brown ,Shiels.

Frail' Forbidden at Prairie U .(Continued from page I )

built a year ago at a cost of $80,000

Varsity students is very similar to the

VVarsity ggyymm. There is also an ex-emollient swimming tank in the men' sdormitory that is used by the stu-dents extensively.

The absence of fraternities at Sas-katchewan is the only outstandin gfeature of student life there . Thesame general customs that are foundat U.B .C. form an important part i nthe College activities . The initiatio nis somewhat different, with each fa-culty inventing and carrying out th ebating of its own Freshmen .

VARSITY RUGGERSREMAIN UNBEATEN

(Continued from page 1 )word smothering . Doing the restof the game Galloping len mad eit his business to surround an dsmother one Magee mamaluke afteranother .

The second period was fairly equalwith Magee making the most of it sopportunities. The wet ball was res-ponsible for a number of fumbles o nboth sides . The Red and Black scru mdid the lion's share of the work for theKerrisdale company the Magee three sbeing slow in passing. Johnstone atfive-eights was the only exception .

On the other hand, the Varsity pas-sing was brilliant but the tacklingwas poor. Tye, a fullback, got hi sman every time, and Henderson pulle ddown several dangerous men, but th edefense on the whole was weak .

Ledingham pulled off a nice over -head kick from the loose to gaintwenty yards . Mitchell and Bert Bar-rett led a dribbling rush that carrie dthe play well into Magee country . Apenalty kick against Magee wentwide, much to the vociferous delightof one Henry Chodat, who talked astrenuous game from the sidelines .

Mercer broke through the Mage ebacks, sprinted to the Magee lineand passed to Gaul, who went over .Cameron, the man with the whistle ,disallowed the try on the ground thatthe fullback held Gaul up.

As the shadows lengthened Camer-on began awarding free kicks witha liberality that belied his nam e

The Magee squad introduced itsel fto the score-keepers when Fergusonsent the ball between the posts, o na free kick .

Play veered pendulum-wise, theoscillations being amplified by num-erous free kicks for both sides . Varsitycontinued to attack with three-quarterruns, while Ex-Magee made most ofits gains on dribbling rushes . Fiveminutes from the end, Johnstone in-tercepted a Varsity pass and ra nfifty yards passing to Pallet as Tyehit him amidships . Ferguson con-verted the try to bring the score to11-8 .

Both teams fought fiercely until thefinal whistle .

Varsity—Tye, P . Barrett, Mercer ,Gaul, Geo . Henderson, Ellis, BertBarrett, Mason, Murray, Mitchell ,I,edinghani, Foerster, Nixon, Macon-achie, Martin .

CRICKETER RESISTANCEHALTS VARSITY OFFENC E

Varsity 's Men ' s Crass Hockey tea mlost two points and most of its chancesof acquiring league honors when it emer -ged from a snappy encounter with theCricketers on the short end of a 3-2 scoreat Brockton Point last Saturday . TheU .B .C. team, playing at Connaught,Park, was once more overwhelmed whenIncognitos trampled over it in an 11- 1victory .

Varsity forwards got away to a goo dstart when Desbrisay opened the scoringfollowing some nice combination withSangba and Ward after ten minutes play .Cricketers took the offensive forcing acorner which gave Harrison the oppor-tunity to equalise the score . Varsity'sdefense faltered after this set back an dthe bat welders were able to bulge thestudents' net twice more in a period offive minutes. Just prior to half timewhistle Desbrisay registered the Col-legians' second count on a short passfrom

Following the cross over Varsity at-tacked with a will and during the thirtyfive minutes play, the ball was neveronce within reach of the students goalie .Time and again the Cricketers net wasin danger but a determined resistanceby their defense and atrocious shootingon the part of the Varsity forwards re-sulted in a scoreless second period .

The teams : Lee; Dicke, Clem * Mer-ritt, Hughes Jakeway ; Ward, Dftbrisay ,Banghs, Knight, Stevenson .

Saturday's reveries place both Uni-versity teams ._t the bottom of the leaguetable .

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Society will be held Wednesday after -noon, at 3 .10, in Sc . 300. Mr. Rees ,chemist for the Home Oil Distribu-tors, will discuss "Gasoline, Yester-day, Today and Tomorrow ."

Thoth Club Balle tHeads Program

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The program for Theatre Night ,Friday, will be as follows :

Part I.1. Orchestral Selection .2. Alumni—Maud Miller .8. Arts '81—Men's Fashion Show .4 . Players" Club—How Not to Write

a Play.5 . Household Science—An Offering.8, Arts '82—The Silent Prompter .7. Musical Society — The P1e-eyed

Piper.8. Outdoors Club--Scene from Mac-

Beth,Ka-How-Yah,

Don Hutchinson .Hi-Yu,

Bert Smith ,Part II .

1, Society of Thoth—The Burningof Troy .Arts '83—The Editor's Nightmare.

8 . Science—All Hail the Engineers .4 . Education '81 .6. Theolo s---A Bathroom Sextette .8. Agriculture—Twenty Years Hence7. Nursing--Collegiate Infection .8 . Arts '84—Freshman Review.

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