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A Calvin and Hobbes Collection by Bill Watterson

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SO GOOD.) V\E FEEL '(OUR

SUMMER A TOUR HEM& HOT. VACATION \ I'LL GET TUE STAR®.' ^THERMOMETER.

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THERMOMETERS/

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RIGHT. SUMMER VACMlON OMS OoUT Q3JUT \F YoU'WEStOL I<SETTO START SCHOOL A WEEK LATER HOW. SO I GET MX FVllL ALLOTMENT Of YACATloH.

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^YEAR SHORT PAWS’

LETfe STKAJL DOWN TOE SIDEWALK HEAL CASUALLY WO SEE IF SUSIE PUT TOE HONORED SUCKS OUT 3i TOE TREE SET. -V

LOMELS DAT V TB, ITS TOR A SORDID, I QUITE EH HOBBES? UNWSRATING.' I CERTAIN!*

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I'VE. GOT TO SAV, HOBBES, IT DOESN'T GIVE OUR CUUB A LOT OT CREDIT WHEN THE FIRST TIGER IS A ’HILLING

CAPTIVE OP TEE ENEIAV.

Sou GET 15 DEMERITS TOR BESMIRCHING TEE CLUB'S

REPUTATION, RUS TIVEDEWER- ITS PER CONDUCT UNBECOMING AN OFFICER, AND A CENSURE IN TEE CLUB BOON TOR NOT DEVOURING SUSIE WHEN VOU HAD THE CHANCE,/* HMM, ANtTRING/f

I ALMOST TOLD HER CUR CODE WEEN SEE

SHE TOLD '(CM ABOUT THE NOODLES, RY5HT? \T WASNT ME! NOBOD! SAVl ME! I NAS FRAMED! I 'NOULDNT DO ANttWNG URE »T! I'M INNOCENT, t TEU-NOU!

NOW THAT I'M ON TELE¬ VISION, I'M DIFFERENT FRO»A EVBWBODT EISE.' I'M FAMOUS.' \MPORIANT.'

WHAT THIS GAME NEEDS ARE

NEGOTIATED SETTLEMENTS.

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CdlviN £4ot»bfr *

B1 Gold, IF THIS ISNT SERIOUS ART, THEN NOTHING IS.' Wife SET RUSS NORNIWOOP

UP AS AN ARBITER OF AESTHETICS ANTWAH ? THIS ISA BEAUTIFUE NOSH Of

THIS PRAWNS I PIP C8VI0IRW CUA11ENGES THE RNON NOWING COMPlATENd Of THOSE WHO PREFER SAFE, PREDIGESTED,

OM? KM IT COULDVE happened

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do 'too mm. tigers go tt> TWE SAME HBKMEH WT PEOPLE GO TDT

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IU BET HE'S MAKING AM ARM/ IN A FEW DAW'S, HE

CODED BUILD A HUNDRED SNOW SONS/ IF EACH OF WM BUILT ANOMR HUNDRED, AND THEN W0S£ AIL BUILT

A HUNDRED A*KE,WW...

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TOU CAN KILL THEM TOMORROW AFTER 9CH00L. ( LETSGO/j C'MON INSIDE.-'

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\m SO DISAPPOINTED.

WERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW AGAINST HATING 9CHOOL - 1 ON DMS «t<

THERE'S ENOUGH

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OF COURSE, X DONT THINK. THERE SUOUU) BE SOKOL IN THE FAIL EITHER ... AND f*

. I GUESS I'D [ GO TO SCHOOL fe A DAT IN

(F NOVEMBER

ET SECOND GRACE, WP BE PACKING TOUR LUNCH BOX NITH DENTURE CLEANERS.

AND THEN THERE'S STOte,. \ AND A DAT 2 IN MARCH. J K > 3 1

Kf0RE 1 /l «>T TO THIRD

£ >i \fflULD RETIRE.

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C4|v\N HOPES'

I GUESS TIME WEIGHS MORE HES JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HENflLl OS SOME PEOPLE'S r Accomplish so much HMDS TOM -. MORE TUAM HE DOES. J

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THEM WE COULD LINE BARRELS AMD SVOffKML ™t DRLMEKM

I DOME SEE WW SOME PEOPLE ENEM HAVE CARS.

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ItoRRIBEE INNER TEEIH ON ITS SEPARATED! MOVING UPPER JAW BdNES APE PULLING VIE DOWN ITS FRIGID GULLET/ RUN

TOR NODR LIFE ! ^

AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE ...UNLIKE SOME WEIRDOS X K

SHE DESCRIBED EXACTS THE HCOO AND CAPE I WADE SOU.

BEEN STUPENDOUS MAH, DEFENDER. OF UBERTf AND JUSTICE! I'M SURE SUSIE DESEED MATTER she got.

I TOED TO PVU. WT SNOW PANTS OFF, BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE HI BCJOIS OFF FIRST, SO WOSE GOT STOCK, MTOTOEH TUE PWTS GOT AU. TWISTED, SOI FEU.OVER, MDFMMIT TOE TEACHER HAD TO CAU. TWO CUSTODIES TO SET WE OUT/

g’D .vsr finished putting the WZZl£ PIECES TOGETHER WHEN WE DAME'S HIRED , GCON JUMPED OUT op nowhere and PRACTICED TOR @

CHIROPRACTIC ]

WHEN Ht WAS DONt, AH AN.- PERCUSSION STMPHONT WAS PLAINS IN MW HEAD, AMD WE ACOUSTICS WERE INCREDIBLE. THE ORCHESTRA WENT ON A TEN-CITT TOUR OP (AT BRAIN, ANOI HAD A SEASON PAS WIIH FRONT

I HAD FIGURED OUT WHO TRASHED TIE DAMES LHHN6 ROOM, BUT SINCE SUE WASNT RN CLIENT ANT MORE, I FELT HO NEED TO DWULGE THE

BESIDES, WE A I SUES WE CULPRIT HAfFENED \ SHOULD'VE TD BE A BUDDT PLATED OF MINE. T /OUTSIDE, CLOSED WE CASE/HUH>y

c« SURE, CALVIN/ GIVE VIS A BREAK..'

AS RONALD PKWES, > ITS Q»«t EFFKTV/E, EMEU AT RANGE. /

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I'M TOE CICTATO1... OF TOE GET Ml OF SUM GIRLS CLUB.' MV RENTOM! Ml HoW>R.' MV PRINCIPLES.' WEIIt GOT TO STOP HIM.'

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Tou mow vmm m. noticed, HOBBS? WINGS DONT BUG

SO TOW NOW ON, I SIMPW WONT WINK. ABOUT ANTWING - fv* . I DoNt LIVE, IZS?/^ WO I'LL BE , XV J \ BMW AU.WE 7y

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DONT TOO WINN 1?^. WATS A PRE1W

3* |»L SHU AND 3? IMtSKMSISI£

( 'prett? ) Jk e,^ \AFm&xij

1VIHM ARE VOlA TO ENGAGED DOING OUT IN 1 IN A ©NTEST

WHICH Of US IS GOINS TO SWE UP FIRST? E, HAWK GOING TO GIVE UP ANO STOP PAINING, OR AM I GOING TO GIME UP AND GO INSIDE? a FAR, ITS UNDECIDED,BUT EM DETERMINED TO WIN/

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