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ll{lfY!l llver wonilr.r'u1l'lrt h:lnpeneo to all i,hr: neoDle ,/.ru wentt.o ()et'toonir:,j vi it,h brek j n f-ilt t,l.,r j or-l of Sc.o L. oll ZZ tot',,t.y o-t' '/9? ",e1 I,. ,. sl .) tjo i,r€. ]o, rn.,ctve pLr t' ,til lf ,,' ,tl ,tu ofal I th.' .j'rt-tooli sts .i n tiie cl ::1; ir, l,,-.1 a cou1 itrltr.,r. Tn trlrn ith:rs q;;1ctrl,:tcd t'rr.: cri,l5;, anri. f,tr'mltl:rt_ed a nroblltle fatesinee Cartoonlnl'l Sni,.rrt, ch? ficrc the-v arel

iil ,, ii ir,, DEI,INIS : t']-,enrr ,tr' [j.(l .8. to some, t/iis inter(]stedjn eonric trooks, womon, rind cartooni.ng.

C ompl: te r Pr eicl-iq ! r,?I__!j_jlrpir.{ lf; Fate_, :

(r(,t:l n Otn;,r 'lr..v r eo .l ,r c ing clo I l-ars a ncl c ent S

r.ril,h comic t;ooks as 1eg:ll tencler earlynext vear,F,O;\rllN, ANI{E: t'Boc)r.t'.r i r-t,-'r.et; I s \^reT,e men. ctir,toc;ning

ga1t3onin,., sex, d lscos, rn6n cnrtoonin[,Cic S eX.

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CIiliAllT0 .l,li, TIl,'11()TitY: rrTJncle Tirnrr rn/as t-ho elass phi.losopher.'Ti-s in b,.rrest s r^r{.., r.(-' i n iiurnour _ art - cart_oonin,nr phi.losonhy, :,incl snorts.'

0 orn put e, r ,rr e'rl_ig!+)A oij!jr-*]t_j_9_ _If-!e:I in Crrr'rinLrla, orofcssjcr of pltilosonhj_c

!_s,:/.i lroloilic:i-l ' lhi I ant hrony at procliUnivers;.i ty. h',s just coilr)letecJ .tn 1llus_trltr,rj hor:k r::r 1l eLj ,',] I'LrhFr,/ Thin:1 *Tinpnn_neci ol tl..,e ',.':;ly to r,r Firc:helor of l,rts be.x.ql'ee.rr TItr: bool< i,ic:t;lils; iritvr he amassecJ his;lB mi_lljon n.lLr:; lr-,r'1onu. It retails fori37).i"." a c:)'r)/.

ciiR'iIS, PAUL: Plrlrl I s int(:,r.(_,5rts, r,jer(i inp:)-\/elioJo1"'r llolib ics, nnd

e:,r rtoL,nin!'Sc ir:nce iiiiet ion.

I\TIliT p.i:Gll.ComDu.tcl lrrero- ict ion of :lglry:

CO Ll[tIGAil, IrARK:

0ornr',;rn<icr Paul Curtis, iC/LC, of tIASA 'i sto lr'- tr^,q f i rst c.irrLr:'rnist in spaee. /ifter!r.-lrrtl'.j of rl,'e3"o. trainirrfl hc was declaredf jt to tr,;rvcl on thr: shuttl e I'flreyhoundr'.'r0ne,' srn:rl I s;r,rrish for rr!,:-rn. One gi.ant inkt.'lol: fcr e'rrtooninl;kindr'' s''ticl Cultis atli [1 e,\ri s cf,)r-,f'a]rerrce r,'hile aeeornnirni-ed by theI'i rs1. Jer,ri-sh-l"rexir.:rtn of Ar!'nen'i.an extractirntl lc it'r srlir rlcl , I-rrnadou Stcinberg.

'tColraIclo" I i irr''!'1 cartooni.n5", v/onen, andPopeye (11.CKt ,\flKJ ACKI)

'l omnuter ltr,:':j i ct j on of i'rohlhl r' !-nte:i'iark Corri iqi-tr"r is nor,r thc ciirect heir totl-ict llon;rno ilrrtnne. Giuseppe Iiomano, f,rnredttnde r1^rQ1'11j l< j.nl',ri r. rlied last week. tr-rrn-inf" lr,': ri ir^.1 ov. r'tc Paulo Pimenti, Cor-ri rlanrs irtrr r-:r'li:rt.e suDerior. Romano I s deathi s; br:rl i ('1/itd 1..: lre ac;c Lcienta I , a s he larFt s::1,)ritrentl;r ririx in,-'' ccrnertt in iris of f ice,,ind sn i I I er,l sorn(l on his sltoes. lle then

'qnonr.rl si rteen bloclts to the Toronto''rrlrbourlr:,nt liltl fel,l in.

I,'AITYNYCZ J0ltl :, Jonrs i ntr:rcsts rJere in eartooning. TJe'rvy

lletal 'rnaq;t:.:.i.ner qnd other things, Itrn sure.

gpg-l_Lrtg Pre'd-:.,: t i on ! f _I_plt:&.1-e_-FalS;Jon Farynye?, is novr the pres ident of Furn-iture Video Art. a music video corrpany bas-cd in Oshkoslt, liiisconsin. One of the actsthe'1tvi., furnisned vid.eos for are t'llerpe &thc l-ic:x :rl:.tgtttsrrq ')nd their hit single."T'rskcd for Lielo! IIot AIDSI ''

-l)oTlES BRri\N:, Rrian w,is int,.rested in granhies, eartoon-infl and fine arts.

-Lonp.u!sr--&ed ill-l-on oJ- -ir'-g-b.c b I o I'ate :Erian Gornes is rlor,J vice-prersident iat ARC'sILlntertainr:nent l;r,tDur.'Lment. ]Je has beenn.:rrri-nated f or an Ernmy award f or his hitseries r'3ex. VLoIcnce. and Ceneral Fool-i shnc,ss. " ll6stecl b.y Chuek narris, thesl'ror.; f eatures se lected a11" istie triumnhsbl, L Lrc nt,tv'ork.

Pclte'r' rri:rs intcresteu in comietooninit, f ine art, scorts, ancl

GRA U, PET : ,R: books. e3r-- -t -DOlrtlCS.

&.$1e!j-qr]_ of tobat; J. c Fitt€iPeti:r rrThe l,ll'c'ter" Grau, ne\i/ president ofilarvel (.loniics, t-rduv nia Lsed forrner pres-iclent St:.n Lce for rrbeing the great Inuff

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si'lyeI', 'rnd no t)TizeT he iS. " GraU reaeh-ed work.inl'farne last year r^rh€rn he taughtJacV Kilb;z hor,,r to rlraw propr,:rfy. anci nowh:rs al I l'larvr:l artists under hi 6 trrtel-afle. Stan Lr=.e signe.d Peti:r'-lrau to a I

lO yeD.T no cut. no tracle c:-rnlract. r,ritt:an ont ion f cr ;irbi tr',tion in two r?ears.I.lr: me.v eonsidc:r utilizinfl an escapecllaus;e in the' tlcal. hov,ever. rrThose Leaf srntf ht firir€d rre. " hc'saiil earlicr this week.

tlOKAl{SlS0N- CITI,RYL: Cheryl v,las interested in e:irs and cartoon-' nr.[iontouter Prcdiqt.i o1 ofi Probr]rle I'ate:

rrAsk Chcr.vl r', thre niitionally syndicated"ffi col urnn, todny sold to itrs 2OOth news-

paper, the IJalifax Darly Glossette. Theauthoi', a m;rrricrl lnother of three. madenational hc adl incs I a st year tn'hen' asyndieate cler.ieal error enabled an ob-sene letter to be printed in papers acr-oss tl':e country. 'rI told Mr. Rc.agan notto wri.te me at work.tr she remarked. Cher-yl is often mistaken for Mila l4ulroney.

.IUDD AIrrTHONry:, frilY! *r" intcrested in4 gpoand c':m ix, andflraphics, under

cartooning.

"The Cuernsey Catt1e 1l I er" ha s appar-ently been aporehended after a string.; ofbizarre shootings of Guernse.y bul I s. nourtotallin6r 395 victims. The suspeet.'An-thony,Iudd of no fixed adciress. had nocomment for thie media before h6 was in-tensely interrogated by the 0nt:lrio Boa-rd of Agriculture. A reliable soureesa Lrl that Judd had been knov,in to be shoot-infi bull for sorne time.

L0IIG, GARY: Gary r,vas known as rrBrian Gomes, the Hocke,vStar, and \:'il int,,r'es;ted in caitooning,hcckey, and ,)unl< rcck mus ie

%"l.3fu,i:t'i:i:,il'1,3.* or u.re ramousGary "Garbage i,;a1,er" Long ot'the famopunk band. Pelvis & the Purple Pukesilpunk band. [)e]vis & the Purple Pukes"has been hoslritalized in stable condlitiontoday follolrint' a frenk incident in lvlapleLcaf Gardens la -"t night. Long caught apuck. and caused sever€ ispage to hisdentAl work and jaw when he tried to eatthe souvenir'. Pelvis & The Purnle Pukesrose to int,'.lrnational,stardom this yearvrith thr.: hit sing'le. "Ti-e a Ye11ow Penlst liound Thc :l1d Cirk Trce. t'

McCO llMACK, P/rIJL: llviacrrs interests r,rtele in sci-fi, comicbooksr cilrtoonlng', techni.cal advancementstarrd nhilosoPhY.

Mc I.,,0 NNIjLL' l'llCHArI,: ||Unc 1e Mike l s'I int erest S ldol e in t heat cr ,humour, car'tooning, and music'

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IujcCornrack has eoached the Canadian -cnrl in6; teart to a 5th straight worlcl

"t',"*oiSnship. Hr: now leacis tltem aPrainst

Pfrniruril z Ofnpdqzsu and the chamoion

"in[-frorrr Io in-the f irst leg of the CP

liii Intlrnlanetar:y osntie Rrooui curloffs."1 o\ile it all to my st':tt; as coach-waterboy of Cartooning Team X" said l;lcCorrn-acll afti:r t'rie victorY.

r.)omnuter Pr :

l- enrltraced hisassLstant eoach. Percy Purrpet, as hisEdnlontoti O il crs won their f strai ghtStanl ey Cup tonight. Coach iulcDonnellt urned t lie s er -i es around when he hadIr/ayne Gretzky, Jar'i KuIri , and of her0 iiers ilress is Larth Vader, Superman,anrl other fictitious characters. Themove eff ect ively psyched cut tLre Quebecl'ord iques, and vron them t he clrn.

McLELLAND, r"IAI.K: W!,,?,;*tl:l:,T':5;r:3;r;!:-:;:tf,3.ifi*LloYd ?la1rns1eY.

Cornpntr-.r Precl ict iQn of Lr-.?baFl.e-{4:t{l:A-n-nima[l[-i[""[14"Lel]and. star of ther.rit T\I qor,-iesr I'The N{ark Iq6Lelland Show".

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MILNh,, KEITiI: Keith's intr,:rests l^,ere in hockey, andc art oo n ing.

ItIord ique c oacer his clLrb hr

t,on 0ilers. Iye-:arrs atternpt at vengeanc er the lrords

have scooncd behind the Iron Curtain &

n{ju ha}bour Czechoslovakian riefectors.the lr'loosttry brothers. They lrL1l be thef irst f oLtr 1c'g;ied hoel<cy playr:rs to playin the lrtll. rind wi 11 be tutored in the \North ,imr.ric'rn ['rrrrt' tty ttMoosct' Dupont,141'ro is ileinfl lLrred brck by big lTordiquehuc:lrs, if yoLrrl'l cxcr]se Ihe' exriression.

0l-rGAN lli'tlL:,It'ie ilrs intr,rc'sts uere in ITcavy )'ietalMaigazine:, Fr',rtrk li'razettar and women.

Conrnrrtcr i)r'r..,d,ic-' t iot't of ?rob'tble tr'':tr,':I'Ieil 0rJlanrf arned cartoonist, and person-a:"e extraorrjinaire" narro,..rfy escapedserious injury when he feII aslr:ep vrhilesmoking;. yesterday. ilItIs weird.il heexr:liiiraed. "I diil a cnrtoon about thisv(:ry tiring l-l:rck in collG(e .rr0rgan saidhe shou lcl h.ive sensed sonething r^/as wrongr,u'he n he s av/ Rod Serl ing ta 1k j ng to a'f,/ camera in his bedroom earlier in theevening.

PA TTLIR-cON IIR I lI :,i'rin was irrtl.rested in several thingsI I m su.re.

Qonroute'r i)redictict-n o.f i)robal.rl e }t'ate!Yonk,:rs. ilT.Y. is a city torn by terrorlociay as an unknor^:n strain of plant lifeis on tho loo:;e. The p1ant. noI,J traced toa Ms. llr in P;rtt erson r has iaped s ix wom-en.rnoleslerj 15 childien. and given homo-seiuiil nrep hILS. Ms. Patterson could notdescribe the origin of the breed of plantand only obse'rve0 that ". . . it v/as fun tosnroke it ! "

PEA iIS(IN GARY:,

SLaVIN, WILLTAM:

Gary r/as interested in soorts, humour,politics, cattooning, and busines s.

Comcuter PrecicEion of Probable Fate:

-Pear:ron,

Presiclent of Pearson Ani-rnation Ine.,'lrls made public the archi-tects plans'to bLrild a Callfornia Amuse-Inent park t, o be naned I'PeArs onla ndl A I soLn the works is a Florida park to benrirneci t'Gary Pears on Worl dr'. Pearson Sttrd ios I

rnost beloved characters are 0llie 0*-l &Don Clie rry.

nl)r. Rillrs" int,:rests were in grrphiss,cartooninl, finc illlrstration, and exotich arhcLIUI VU

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ComDrrtr,'r Prr:ri ict ion of Probable tr'ate:Bill liavin, farred pharnracy mogul, todaytool< ove-r the Siropperrs Dr:Lrg I'Jart'cha inat a fee of ;i).6 billion. S lavin now

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4 var'.t f ifted cartoonist. ol-ans an illus-tratecl biorraphy on his 1if'e later this./tr,'rr. ilI'r,-'i assures all it wil 1 "blow eVer)/-lrotly'l s rnind. "

s0K0LUK, JAMES: Jim had many intcrests, in rnany thingsIrm sure.

ConrpLrte r [,red j ctirn ol ,)roh;-rt,'lr: F_.ite:

{ir Sokolrrk, . internationa 11y known play-bojt. llntl devi I - rnay - ea re- dastiing.ruirn About tov:n todav resigneci his po6-ition iis prince of Sonralia to r,,'ed film!rr. x prcclde s s , Rut h Gordon , 86. The ha ppycounle r.l;rn to hone.ymoon in the roshresort tor,rn of Gander. Newfoundland.|4r. Sokoluk says her s ee stat ic aboLrttire union-to-be. rr Irve never met a bankaccoLin. l. r..I mean, womao, I could lovel ikc Ilut lr. I'

STIj PIll, NslCll, JAI'il,S : ttGrancl oarr vJi:ts intc rested in cartooning.?ex, flr?ssinf people oyt, mr-islc, carto6n-thf'r rlno frossl_nfl Deopte ouI.

'Qon'puter: PreS##::^:t":ffifill "rTffi;; stephensr:n re-turned from his one-day pilgrlmmage tothe Soviet'llnion r.^rhere he converted l/1of the ,qs i an Continent. Stephenson saysGodt s rr,i crk. i s not done in Ru *"s ia . andconfides trrat he will return to the TJ.S.S.B. ear'ly in l986 where he hooes tocor'tVCrt Lhp entire Ilast,ern r'Jemisphere."I on)y have 2 da;zs; oDen to come backher,e. Ilhou.ld tie more than enough to doit." he say.q.

T'vJ ISELTCttr, IAItrLA: j)arnr:l inter.:sts !,rL,re in ca::toonin;i, the-ater, rtnd PlrilosrlohY.

Comprrtlr'rr,'dj-ctign cI,bqbable Fate:li1s. Pamela T\,visel Lon, l'lty'1 of Toronto,toclay announc'.rj thrt a neh/ by-l aw hadbeen Llas:lc.d Ltrat will- see the TcrontoBfr-re Ja.vs forr:ed to t^rin the,'Iorld Seriesev.,ry ve.t' Lrnt i1 1?)7. Tl-Le rr re ruling,hrc,1''11'5 L, corlneif iry alldr-rrnan, l"oltr,'ri:Tans;on. i1;'rs urrset bhe cnt ire Bl ue J'".yur)()r",tion, especially (1,?t1D,{€'f , trob l''TcCrae.

I'It isnlt fair. It jLrst isnrt fair!rrsai-clN'lcCrae .on the new order from citv council.If the Jays fail to win the series anyyeirr berfore I)?-/ their punishnent will \be to be ground up into hotdogs. andsold at Argonaut Farnes. "This 1,6r^l r.tilIsee us tcrn to shrr.:ds. you ruait and see. "remilrke.d ;rnot hr-,r team' off ic ia.l .

WALI,ACE, IGVilrl: T(evin \\ri-r:-: intr:r.'r.sted in cartooninr{, women,a nd rnLt:-l ic.

ComDuter Pr,,.rdig-[ir:n ol Protrahle lrate:Kevin Wul'lace. famed video joekey of therrsoqnil In itceneil rnusic viclco network, washonoLrrt:<i by the llational FTumane Societyfor killinp'Fo-y George on television.rrlJL. 1,",os mak lnp' Lry(is at me. and sueh! said.rra11 ce, ttPrttr the strr.r\^r tirat broke thchornors hitel< was when he pinehed my buttl "rrft lrrls cl.thcr. trarf on him. or waste hirrr,I chose the latter. rr '

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j n the opinion of thr: writer is unprint-wort hy.

Cqmprlterl.Prediction of Probable f'ate.:Llcyd Wa.1,us 1.ey. the 1ivinl1 mascot of HATEl"lagazine, tourry rr,'t Lrecl from the positionhe helcj for' 5 years. The announcement hassent s'nockwaves throughout the very found-,-rtion of the publication. Walnsl':y. wl'rosef amous mot to '\\,:l q t'What? Me Likeabl e? t' hasaccented a position with a contraceptive1-'aetory tn Anchorage, Al aska beeapse ItIneed a better out.let'for ny creativlty.'l

v/AUCIH, Rf CK: Ii ick lrad nrr nv int erests. A 1l of uhic har6l Above. my level of consciousness.

Compuber Predictjon of i:)robrtr'le" fi:te:Ilick l,'iar-rgh won the first pr).ze of .il23billion in,? r,trorld-r,,,ride trivla competi-t ion. A c I ose seeond was Jirn Craig whotook the :i:,)r.5J seconri prize. In an effortbo hel p the f ecieral glovernrnent wi,oe outi tts def icit, r,'raugh has donated the whole\rLz e to f anaclars Conservlit ive-q. whoin turn pl rn to cio mindle ss thifigs vrithit.

dETHFIRIiLT, F,oBERT: I'BeL'BooDrt uas interested infietion. horror filrns. car-and science fiction.'

QorripLrter Pretcl i ct ion of Probab I e Fate .

,rlobert i/etherel t. ereator of 'rToad.svi1lefit krc rvor I ci I s mos L ' read c orrLie feat ure. isnov/ tLie ,nrorldrs most suceessful cartoon-1st. ITe has si;.1ned for over ,;|6.4 billiona d;ly vrith the Galaxy Press Syndication

giant i n thr: IJlj. rrToadsvill et' is no\,JdistribLrteci in all parts of the h,orlda s '.e I I as Mcr.eury, Venus. Mars. JupiterVulcan, anrl thc Fbtttestai Gatalti;;- - --

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1TT]TNh]Y JA},4ES:, Jim had many fascinating interests. andIrobb ies, none of r"rhieh have eome t6 mind.f 1m sur(r they \,rere al:l greatl

ComnLrt er Pred ic t ion of Probable Fate:Jim ltlhitney has been named as the I'Worldr sl,'1o st Popr:'l a r Tlumanl' Hor,rever he was unava i I -able for eomrnent due to his overcrorvdeddaily,lgenda. "I have to hit !/ashingtonfor breakfast l^rith Ron and lJan. Then Irmhaving tca at Buekingham Palaee. at lunchf rm meeting 1"1r. and lvTrs. GorbacAev atthe Moseow Cafe. afternoon tea with Gen-eral Kii;adafi. and dinner rvith Frank sin-atra. " lJhen he awoke from his dream herea ltz,ed he was late for hls Job as ai'{is sis;ru,1a Shoe Salesman.

i'ILS0N, JtlFF: t'Anirna1", or t'Unele Jeff,' was also knournin Strir pr eirr:lcs aS the I'GUrU of GTOSST'.i{e 1lked sports, and sick cartoons.

Cemputer Pretliclion of Probabl e Fate:Jeff rr'ilson was today awarded the t'Reubenilernhl cmat ic of sunremaey in t he f ielcj ofcartooning. V/ilsonrs sueees sfuJ comicf ""!!"!,, the, Red Ant, j-s now synclicatedj n 2-6,O0O raDf newspapers around the tvor-Id, ancl is printecl monthly in itrs ownutaga:z,Lne 'nrith l'farvel Comics. Products of

ized hr-: r,;as still a patient vrith theI,ri I sol l,{enroria I i'sychitric Cl inic. Her,r,:rs Ia:;t seen destroylng an ant hlll onthe grounds.

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f . 'rJould you I ike to be part of' a Cartooning reunion?

3. Yesb. lToc. I'lone of your business.d. A 11 of tlie above.

?. V/oLl.l11 you ratht,-r, skip the reunion idea. but stil1keep contact with othe.r forrner cartoonl-ng class-

mates frorn I')79 r per[;rps tl'rrorrgh a periodi cill news-I etter?

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