chick crack
DESCRIPTION
Chateau HeartisteTRANSCRIPT
-
Feeds: Posts Comments
ChickCrack
February27,2013byCH
Chickcrackisslangforcommunicationtechniquesorconversationaltopicswhichprovokeemotionalresponses.Womenbreathe,crapandpissemotions,andtheylovemenwhocanincitelatentpassionsandtakethemonjourneystolandsfarfromlogicorrestraint.Forthisreason,chickcrackisacriticalpartofgame,particularlytheattractionstage.Themanwhocansummonawomansweepy,gigglyKrakenrulestheseasofsnatchwithanirontrident.
TheCHarchivesarefilledwithexamplesofchickcrack,buttrawlingitcouldtakedays.Helpfully,YaReallyprovidesasuccinctlistoftheprimarychickcrackformulations:
TryColdreads,roleplaying,misinterpretingwhatshesaysinasexualway,andqualifyingher(thesethingsalltakeheronanemotionaljourney).
ListentothisMp3from44:20andonwherehedescribesexamplesofstorytelling,coldreading,roleplayingandmisinterpreting:
http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/realsocialdynamics.com_audio.mp3(http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/realsocialdynamics.com_audio.mp3)
GotoPage48ofthisPDFandreadthesectiononChickCrack:
http://www.tropgentilpouretreheureux.com/download/TylerDurdenEssentials.pdf(http://www.tropgentilpouretreheureux.com/download/TylerDurdenEssentials.pdf)
Thekeythingistopushherthroughemotions.YoucantalkaboutWorldofWarcraftifthatsinterestingtoyou,aslongasyoucanmakeitemotionallyengagingtoher.
1.Coldreads
Beapsychic.Pretendtoknowsomethingabouther.(Orbeveryobservant,andactuallyknowsomethingabouther.)Committhesecoldreadopenerstomemory:
IseeyourethetypeofpersonYoulooklikethekindofgirlInoticeyouTheressomethingaboutyouthatsays
Focusonpositiveimpressions,togetagirltalkingaboutherself(andthereforeprojectingthe
-
Focusonpositiveimpressions,togetagirltalkingaboutherself(andthereforeprojectingthegoodfeelingsshegetsfromherfavoritesubjectherselfontoyou).Advancedcoldreadsuseacomplimenttoembedachallengetoagirlsselfconception.Forinstance:
Youseemreallyselfassured,butIcantelltherearetimeswhenyoustrugglewithdoubt.
Whodoesntstrugglewithdoubt?Coldreadpredictivepower:validated.Pussylips:blossomed.
2.Roleplaying
Roleplayingisbasicallytheabilitytohavefunandjettisonlinearityforextemporaneity.(Twoattributesinwhichmostmenrunadeficit.)Itsfairlyselfexplanatory.Youchooseacharacterforyourselfandforthegirl(womenlovetobeleaddowntheseroadsofwhimsy),andyouconstructanalternaterealitywherethegoalistobringtolifeatypicalfemalefantasy.Ideally,yourroleplayingcharacterswillopenthedoortosexualizedconversation.
Handyroleplayscenariosyoushouldlearnandrememberare:
PriestandwantonwomanDaddyanddaughterBossandsecretaryPhotographerandmodelMasterandslave(savethisoneforthefinalstretch)ProfessorandstudentConcernedneighborandrunawayVicecopandprostituteSeducerandseduced(yes,selfreferentialroleplayingworks)
Theadvantageofroleplayisthatyoucanbemuchbolderwithyoursexualinnuendothanyoucouldinnormalconversation,becauseyouhavetheplausibledeniabilityofyourcharacter.
3.Storytelling
Similartoroleplaying,exceptinsteadofmakingupafunscenarioinvolvingtwofantasycharacters,youtellastoryembellishedwherenecessaryinvolvingrealcharactersfromyourlife.Theobjectofstorytellingistwofold:toentranceawomanwiththelureofanemotionaljackpot,andtoembedsubtlecuesofyourhigh(er)value,akaDHVs.
NeilStrauss(Style)iswidelyconsideredtobethefatherofstorytellingasapickuptactic.Theguywritesforaliving,sothatwouldmakesense.Hecategorizesstorytellingintofourtypes:
Implicitqualificationstories
Thesearethestoriesthatrevealcertainpositiveandexcitingattributesaboutyourselfthatyoureallywantthegirllisteningtoyoutopossess.So,forinstance,thesestorieswillpresentyouasarebel,arulebreaker,andanimpulsiveloveroflifewithashorttimehorizon.Thegirlhearsthis,andfeelsasubconsciousneedtoqualifyherselfaspossessingthosesameexcitingtraits.
-
Selfpromotionstories
Youtalkaboutyourselfandyourpursuits,accomplishments,dreams,whatever,butyoudoitwithpassionateengagementratherthanaridlaundrylisting.Didyoustartabusinesswithnothingbutgumptionandanotepadfullofstrayideas?Talkaboutthat,butdescribethefeelingsthatcoursedthroughyoueverystepoftheway.Youwanthertofeellikeshewasrighttherewithyou,relivingtheexcitement.
Sexthemedstories
Ifitsobviousyouaretellingastoryfromyourpastinvolvingthirdparties,youcangetawaywithsomejuicysextalkearlyonthatyoucouldntgetawaywithifthesubjectwasntnicelywrappedinaonedegreeremovedpackage.Example:Thattimeyouencouragedyourextodoanimpromptupoledance,completewithimaginarypole,forticketstoasoldoutshow.
Metaphoricalstories
Thesecanbemadeuporextractedfromyourlife,buttheideaistohighlightamoralquandaryoralifelesson,whichwillfurthermovediscussionandencouragethegirlsparticipation.Mysterysantfarmstory(http://www.pickupartistforum.com/mysterysantfarmtheoryvt39668.html)isaclassicofthegenre.
Thetwokeyrequirementsofanystorythatyoumustlearnare:
Thehookline.Leadagirlintoyourstorywithaninnocuousquestion.Ex:Haveyoueverbeento[placeX]?
Descriptivelanguage.Show,donttell.YoudidntbikedownthatFrenchboulevardwithyourex,youswerveddangerouslyclosetopassingParisiansandrumbledchaoticallyoverstonypaths,asthearomasofwarmbreadandhyacinthfilledyournose.
4.Qualification
Unlikealmosteveryothermanoutthere,youarequalifyinghertoseeifshemeetsyourstrictstandardsforapleasingwomanworthyofyourtimeandcompany.Ex:Girlswhoarepassionateanduninhibitedaresorarenowadays.Everyonescautious,tryingnottoseemweird.Whatsthecraziestthingyouvedonerecently?
Shewillbite(theyalmostalwaysdoifyourpickupprogressionhasbeencongruentwithherescalatingmood),andheremotionalsystemswillinvariablyengage.Whateveryoudo,dontshowtoomuchinterestinheranswer;youwanthertoimpressyou,andthattakeswork.
Careful,dontqualifytooearly.Youwillappearjudgmental,andthatwillcloseoffawoman.Waitforhertoshowsomesignsofinterest,thenqualifyherwhenherouterdefensesaredown.
5.Misinterpretationofherwordsassexualintent
Thisisthemostfunofthechickcracktactics,becauseitssochildishandyetsoeffectiveatfast
-
onFebruary27,2013at2:43pm
onFebruary28,2013at11:39am
Thisisthemostfunofthechickcracktactics,becauseitssochildishandyetsoeffectiveatfasttrackingtheinteractiontoacoitalconclusion.Ex:
Girl:Howaboutwedance?Ilikethissong.You:Riiiiight.Igetit.[airquote]Daaaance.Rule#1fordancing:Mybuttisapublicworkofart.Thatmeans,youcanadmire,butnotouching.Armsuptop,ok?
Girl:Yourshirtissoooogay.You:Areyoualwaysthinkingaboutgaysex?Perv?
Girl:IjustgotbackfromRome.You:Littlesoonforsexstories,donchathink?
TylerDhasaversionofthiscalledsexualpredatorgame,whereyouplayfullyassumeeverythingshesaysordoesistogetyouinthesack.Ex:Youwantmetogetyouadrink?Noway.Iknowwherethatleads.Liquormeup,getmydefensesdown,andnextthingIknowyouvetiedmetothebedposts.Forgetit,fatalattraction.
Sexualmisinterpretationisariskiertechniquethantheotherones,especiallyifdonetooearly,becausethegirlcouldfeelcreepedoutifsheisntyetintriguedbyyourcharms.Savethisforlater,afterabreezyrapportisestablished.
***
Theabovearethefivekindsofchickcrackyoushouldlearnbyheart.Theyarereadilyapplicableinmostcircumstances,andareextremelyeffectiveatdistinguishingyourselffromthemassesofmenthatcutegirlsmeeteveryday.Chickcrackislikeapsychologicalbrandingironthatsearsawomanslimbicsystem,leavingabrainweltshelltenderlyfingeraswistfulmemoriesofyouthrobbeneath.
PSEverythingwritteninthispostisevidenceinfavorofrestrictingthevotetomen.
PostedinGame|108Comments
108Responses
misterinfiniteItreallyisallaboutselfamusement.Push/pullingthehamsterisinfinitelymorefunthanaskingthestale7.
http://misterinfinite.com/2013/02/19/selfamusement/
GreatBooksForMenGreatBooksForMenGBFM(TM)GB4M(TM)GR8BOOKS4MEN(TM)lzozozozozlzo(TM)
-
onFebruary27,2013at2:52pm
onFebruary27,2013at6:45pm
onFebruary27,2013at11:13pm
onFebruary28,2013at5:01pm
onMarch3,2013at12:38pm
lzozozlzzol
dabestchickcrackisdagbfmdickcrackinacrossherbutuththtozzlzlozlzlzozozlzlzozozooozoz
joemommaAsalways,yourpostsongamearephenomenal.
AnonymousYeah,thisisagreatsummary.
GuyswhorecognizetheimportanceofthistypeofmaterialshouldmemorizetheRoutinesManualallofit.
Youllalwayshaveamentalcheatsheetof100topnotchroutinesreadytogo.Andbetteryet,youcanchangethemorlengthenthemhoweveryouneedto.Evenifyouretiredoryourbrainfreezesbecausethegirlisexactlywhatyoulike,youllhavegotomaterialreadytoroll.
Whenyoucombinethissortofmaterialwithregularflufftalkingskills,kino/escalation,andSNLlogistics(likeCharmingRogueSecretsoftheSNL)orsettingupDate2onthespot(likewithLanceMasonPickup123),youregolden.
Formemorizingmaterial,tryprogramslikeSupermemo,Anki,orMnemosyne.Theyrecomputerizedflashcardprogramsthatusespecialformulastomakesurethatyoumemorizematerialatapacethatkeepstheinfopermanent.
Goodluckouttheregentlemen!
AnonymousAnyotherendorsementsfortheRoutinesManual?ItseemssolidbutitsalsorealexpensiveandIhaveatonofgamematerialasis.
Anonymouscoughcoughtorrent.coughcough.Andifyoulikeitanduseit,buyit.Ifyoudont,deleteit.
sebrDoyouhappentohavecreatedalessonforAnkiorSupermemo?Ifso,canyousharewithus?
-
onFebruary27,2013at3:19pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:24pm
onFebruary27,2013at7:14pm
onFebruary27,2013at8:43pm
onFebruary27,2013at11:31pm
onFebruary27,2013at11:59pm
IcemanIsitpossibletobeliketonystarkinironmanandstillbealoofandalpha,Imeanhetalksfastwittyandsarcasticwithloadsofalphaattitudebut,isntitabetatraittobetalkingfastandtoomuch
julyItsjustaHollywoodmovie.Dontreadtoomuchintoit.Besidesanybetatraits,TonyStarkbleedsmoneyandstatus.Tooeasy,man.
joshAbitOTbutSailerdidafunnypieceonFast&Furious.whichmakesMUCHmoremoneythanIronMan,cuzF&FisadoredbyMexicandullards.
HeroYoullnoticethatTonyStarkalsoknowswhentoshutupandholdthetension.Betascantstandthesilenceandwillrunoffatthemouth.
[CH:Right.Thatsbecausebetasgetnervousthattheyllbejudgedduringthesilence,sotheyfillthevoidwithchattertoalleviatethatgnawingfeelingandlimittheopportunityforotherstojudgethem.Alphasdontcareiftheyrejudged.Silencesuitsthemjustfine.Silence,infact,isthebestjudgementthereis.]
YaReallyWatchsomeRussellBrandinterviews.Theguyhasbangedatonofchicks.
Thekeyisselfamusementandcongruence.RussellandRobertDowney(eventheactorhimselfnotjusthischaracter)arefasttalkingbecauseitsamusingtothem.Theyknowhalftheshittheysaywillgooverthestunneddeerintheheadlightsheadsofmostpeopleinthemoment,theyredoingitbecausetheyreentertainingthemselves.Theendresultisaselfamusingoutcomeindependenceandattractionfromgirls.
ImafasttalkermyselfsoIrunsimilargametothemlol
AnonymousBrandhassomeseriousswagger.Hewillblowrightpasttheextremeofconventionlikeitwasnteventhere.HesdonesomestuffontheradiointheUKthatwassoDarkTriadhebasicallyhadthegovernmentgunningforhimatonepoint(fvckwiththewrongpeople.).P.S.Thatroutinewashilarious(naturally).
Hissuccesswithwomenisunderstandable.
-
onFebruary28,2013at12:22am
onFebruary28,2013at12:24am
onFebruary28,2013at1:53am
Interestingthatbothofyourcandidateshavebeenonheroinatonepointorotherontheirlives.PerhapsthereiscorrelationtoDarkTriadthere.
corvinusEverymanneedsamoderateamountoftheDarkTriad.
AnonymousAgree.Whollyagree.
NowImofftoburnyourhousedownandfingeryoursister.
Justkidding.Ithink.
YaReallyIthinkitsoneofthosethingswhereyouhaveasmartkidinclasswhoactsoutbecauseheisntchallengedenoughandhejustseemslikeadelinquentuntilyourealizeoh,hehasallthisenergyandjustneedstheproperoutlettofocusit.GivethatkidaprojectworthhisfocusandnextthingyouknowyoufindouthesaTypeAwholovesworking100+hoursaweek.
Soalotofmainstreamraisedguyswiththeirpersonalitiesendupdoingheroinandgoingtojailandshitbecausetheyreboredwithlifeanddonthaveasafe/productiveoutletfortheirenergy.
Itooktopickupextremelyfastandthrewmyselfinheadfirstbecauseitsgivenmeanoutlettofocusmymindinto.Ithriveoffunderstandingsocialdynamicsandallthatshit,thatswhyIpostsuchlongexplanationsofthingshere.IfIwasntpostinghereanddidntfindpickupanddidntfindanoutlettoexpressmyselfin,whoknows,maybeIdbewastingmynightsfrustratedanddissatisfiedwithlifeplayingxboxandshootingupheroinlol
FortherecordIdontdoanydrugs,onlydrinkandIonlydrinkonweekendsandnotverymuchasidefromtheoccasionalbingewhenimcelebratingshit.
Itsalsoimportanttonotethatcongruencyisthemostvitalpartofit.RusselltryingtobeJamesBondwouldbeincongruentandworkagainsthimingettingattraction.SametimeClingEastwoodforcinghimselftoactlikeRussellBrandwouldbeincongruentandworkagainsthim.Neithermethodisbetterfigureoutwhatyourpersonalityisandworkwiththat.
Thecatch,ofcourse,isthat99%ofnerdyguysselfidentifyasintrovertsandmakea
-
onFebruary27,2013at3:51pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:54pm
onFebruary27,2013at11:53pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:05pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:08pm
Thecatch,ofcourse,isthat99%ofnerdyguysselfidentifyasintrovertsandmakeawhinyvictimmentalityoutofit.OhhIcantlearnpickupbecauseImanintrovert,youdontunderstanditsscarytometoapproachIjustcantdoitwellbacktoworldofWarcraft!
Thatsbullshit.Gooutandfor6monthsmakeaseriousefforttobemoretalkativeandsocialandacceptinvitationsfrompeopleandtrythrowingapartyandapproachacouplehundredchicksandpartywithfriendsinclubsetc.
IfyoudoallthatandTHENdecideIdontenjoythisatallandwanttogobacktoWarcraftandnottalktoanyone,thenyoureanintrovert.
Youhavetopushyourselftotheextremesonbothsidestolearnwhoyouare.Ifyouarentwillingtodothatandyourejusthidinginsideyourvictimmentalitybubblegivingyourselfaneasyexcusenottobreakoutsideyourcomfortzone,thenyourefullofshitandwillneverreallyknowyourselforliveuptoyourpotentialasamaninlife.Butyourlvl99Paladinwilllooksupercoolwithitsnewarmorset.Lol
WhiteWomanooohmyhusbandtotallydidthecoldreadstechniquewithmewhenwefirststartedhangingoutwhenwewereinourteens!!!AndIamsoooaddictedtodoingpersonalitytestsandthingslikethatfrommagazines!!!
FlaviaIlovethemtoo.Theyappealtotwoveryfemaletraits:overanalyzationandnarcissism.
AnonymousThisistypical,hencethechickcrack,right?
ThoonceortwiceIvehadcoldreadsgosowelltheyunsettledthetarget.
TheCubeisfun,evenif(especiallyif?)thegalhashaditdoneforherbefore.
PetiteOliveAgreed!frompersonalexperience,coldreadsarethebest.Whodoesntwanttofeellikesomestrangenewguyabsolutelygetsthem?Coldreadingalltheway!
PetiteOlive
followedcloselybyroleplaying.nothinglikeaguywhocanbringoutthe
-
onFebruary28,2013at2:29pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:05pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:09pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:06pm
onFebruary27,2013at6:16pm
onFebruary27,2013at6:29pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:33pm
followedcloselybyroleplaying.nothinglikeaguywhocanbringouttheinnatedeviancyofeventhemostpristine(appearing)girl/woman
n/aYes.Allwomen,esp.smartwomen,aredepravedbynature.
Itsthesinglefinestfeatureofthefemale.
EversonDoesthegoldenruleofDontgetmarriedevernotapply?
WhiteWomanWhitesshouldbemarryingandhavingchildrenorelsetheracewillgoextinct!
corvinusErgo,whitemenneedmoregame
casaanovaThis.
gunslingergregichickcalledmetohangoutitoldheriwasgoingouttonightwithanasianchickwhospokealmostnoenglishsaidprobbebetterthanwhitechicksshewaspissedlolshedidntwanttoletmeoffthephonekeptaskingquestionafterquestionisthatwhitemangamehehehe
yaserNoneedtoreportamarriageinordertomarry.Fuckthegovernment,noneedtoacknowledgetheirclaimtoauthority.
Ifshewantsyoutotakelivelongpossessionofherinexchangeforyourmaleattractivequalities,thereshouldbenoproblemsdoingsowithoutinvitingthebloodsuckers.
Justmakesureyoubothunderstandtheconsequencesofbreachingcontract,andmakeitmatter.
Also,dontworryaboutpeoplewhoknowtheyshouldntbepassingtheirmemesand
-
onMarch4,2013at3:43pm
onMarch4,2013at4:20pm
onFebruary27,2013at11:34pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:08pm
Also,dontworryaboutpeoplewhoknowtheyshouldntbepassingtheirmemesandgenes.Justtakeitasgoodopportunityoftakingcareofwhatwouldhavebeentheirwives.
Ofcourseyoushouldaddapolygynisectiontotheunofficialmarriagecontractifpossible.
AnonymousNoneedtoreportamarriageinordertomarry..
Unfortunately,theUShasrecentlycomeupwithsomebrutalcaselawtoshutdownthisloopholeoffreedom.Ifyourecallingitamarriage(orevenaspritualunion)theyprosecuteyouwhenyouviolatetheirconstraint..
yaserOkay,soyouneedtocallitsomethingelse?
Atortilla?Wearehavebeentortillafor4yearsnow
Ortheyclaimitsacommonlawmarriagenomatterwhatyoudo?
Cantyoucounterwithclaimingthatyoucommonlawobviouslydoesntapplytoyou,sinceyouare14thamendmentcitizen(akaslave)?
imean,wtf,theycangetincometaxfromyousinceyouareanabstractcorporation(14thamendmentcitizenwithnoncapitalc)underthecorporationknownastheUSA,buttheyatthesametimeclaimyouarearealandfreehumanoffleshandbone(CitizenwithcapitalC)thatcommonlawappliesto?
Fucktheirmindgame,omg
YaReallyIfshesrichasfuck.Lol
RoninYoureasuperhero.Sheseitheryourgirlfridaysidekick,piningandpursuinggirlfriend,orarchenemy.
Figureoutwhichshedbe,whathercharacternamewouldbe;andthenwhat[usuallyskintightvinyl]outfitshedwear.
Nowgoplay.Badguysjustrolledintotownandsh**isabouttogetreal.Improviseforwardaccordingly.
-
onFebruary27,2013at4:52pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:31pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:33pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:41pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:20pm
onFebruary27,2013at9:58pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:14am
onFebruary28,2013at9:52am
gunslingergregisoundslikethewaytodoit
KateIfawomancandieofhypergamy,sheshouldbewarenottooverdoseonchickcrack.
julyBeingasoftnerdontheinside,Iloverunningcoldreads,roleplayandwordplay/sexualintent.Caretoelaborateonthequalificationgame?
gunslingergregiA2M=1,000notchcount.
isthatonscreenornot?
peckerwoodA2Missooldhat,nowthebitchesaredoingdoublevagwhich=atleast1Knotchcount.
gunslingergregiyeaiwouldntknowdontwatchpornhaventevenseentwogirlsonecupdoublevajcountmeoutofthatoneifitiswhatithinkitis
santa666Ibeleivethepropertermismultiplayerasscocking.
RappaccinisDaughter
Doublevagisso2,000late.ItsallDVDAnow!
-
onFebruary28,2013at10:10am
onFebruary28,2013at10:17am
onFebruary28,2013at10:37am
onFebruary28,2013at11:15am
onFebruary27,2013at4:51pm
Doublevagisso2,000late.ItsallDVDAnow!
gunslingergregithanksforthegratedexplanationdvdajeezwtfsoundslike4fagsandachickandshelookedatmefunnywhenitookoutthebaseballbatnoobshitlolzzzzzzzzzzzz
gunslingergregistillthinkinga2mnastierthan4dicksforthechickanyway
RappaccinisDaughterIseriouslydoubtDVDAisevenphysicallypossible.Butthemoviethatsfrom,Orgazmo,wasmadebytheguyswhodoSouthParkandis,inmyopinion,oneofthemostunderratedcomediesoutthere.Itshilarious.(TreyParkerhasabandcalledDVDA,bytheway.)
gunslingergregiIseriouslydoubtDVDAisevenphysicallypossible.
icouldmakethatmovieifitwasmyinclinationlol
Orgazmowillcheckitout
taterearlYoulooklikethekindofgirlthatenjoysroleplay.
-
onFebruary27,2013at5:00pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:57pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:57pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:12pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:10pm
onFebruary28,2013at2:33pm
onFebruary28,2013at2:54pm
onFebruary28,2013at3:13pm
onFebruary28,2013at2:32pm
InthisstoryImanapplethiefinyourorchard.
AnonymousLMAOScrubs
gunslingergregiifthisiswhereprettyliesdieItiseasierforachicktohaveaharemthanadudeandmorecommon
FlaviaRoleplaymakesmefeelawkward.Alcoholiswhereitsat.
Iagreewithcoldreadsforsure.Womenliketoanalyzeandbeanalyzed.
LaraIagree,justgetherdrunk.Itsworkedeverytimeonme.
PetiteOliveRoleplaymakesyoufeelawkwardevenwhenslightlyinebriated?
n/aNowlilOlivehere,shelikesitall,evenstonecoldsober.Thatsgood.
FlaviaYes,Itmakesmelaugh.IdontthinkImprude,butthingslikethatjustseemgoofytome.Idmuchrathergetroughedupthanpretendtobesomenurseorsomething.
n/aYes,roleplayisgoofyashellandadisgustingword.
Whatwerereallytalkingaboutisbeingupforcertain,well,*nasty*things.Smartchicksalmostalwaysare.
Doesntsurprisemethatyouwouldntmindbeingroughedup.Doyougood.
n/aYouretoouptight.Wereyoueveranorexic?
-
onFebruary28,2013at2:56pm
onFebruary27,2013at4:59pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:00pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:10pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:12pm
onFebruary28,2013at9:40am
FlaviaNope
CrankVicFerrariunderstoodcoldreads.Skipto9:50.
gunslingergregimajorityoftimeitiswomantellingdudeswhattodonotdudestellingwoman
corvinusIguffawed,disgusted:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/randy_grands_doubles_over_online_IEOb1iAdWcmEM4sLnIU1YN
askjoe**PSEverythingwritteninthispostisevidenceinfavorofrestrictingthevotetomen.**
win
Also,Krauserhadsomereallygoodpostsonthistopic.
RappaccinisDaughterPlus,ourperiodsattractbears.Sotheresthat.
-
onFebruary27,2013at5:16pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:16pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:32pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:41pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:47pm
onFebruary27,2013at5:55pm
askjoeRelatednoteWomenGotFedUpWithBadSexAndBeingSecretaries.ThenThisHappenedisbitchcrackforhaggeredfeministswhoreallybelievethatmenjustdontlikestrongwomen.girlpower!
Idontknowwhythatlinkissoinsulting,itjustis.
Attraherandeaspekteravyamo|Yasershrna[][ChikCrak][]
taterearlInoticeFlaviaisthetypeofgirlwholikesroleplaybuthasnthadagoodroleplayexperience.
AnonymousMorepostsonearlygamelikethisplease.Forreal.
whorefinderYouknowwhatstheperfectchickcrack?
...
..
,,,,
RAPE!
nightskyradioRoleplaying
Roleplayingisbasicallytheabilitytohavefunandjettisonlinearityforextemporaneity.(Twoattributesinwhichmostmenrunadeficit.)
Storytelling
Similartoroleplaying,exceptinsteadofmakingupafunscenarioinvolvingtwofantasycharacters,youtellastoryembellishedwherenecessaryinvolvingrealcharactersfromyourlife
ItappearsmymisspentyouthplayingChampionsandCyberpunk2020backinthedaymaynot
-
onFebruary27,2013at6:18pm
onFebruary27,2013at6:25pm
onFebruary27,2013at7:17pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:11pm
onMarch1,2013at6:31am
onFebruary27,2013at7:47pm
onFebruary27,2013at11:46pm
ItappearsmymisspentyouthplayingChampionsandCyberpunk2020backinthedaymaynothavebeensomisspentafterall.
qazIthinklikeroleplay!IfIgetacamerathatactuallyworks,Icandothephotographer/modelthing.Makingaguydofunnyposeswouldbeamusing.Themaster/slavethingdoesntappealthatmuch,butmaybewhenIwanthimtodosomethingforme
gunslingergregimystoriesonheretendtobechickcrackhaveibeenabletoturnthatintopussygottennolol
joshWhatabouttellingagirlyouhadadreamabouther?
PetiteOlivecanbeconsideredcreepydependingonthecircumstance
whorefinderWasitarapedream?
Thengoforit!(Tellingthestory,thatis).
rikardtheroleplayingisthemostdifficultformetolearn.youcomeupwiththemostidioticnonsenseyoucanimagine,somethingstraightoutofakiosk,andchickseatitupwithdelight,meanwhileidratherbewatchingpaintdry.iwishihadthepatienceforit.
storytellingistheeasiestcausetheniatleastgettotalkaboutinterestingaspectsofmyownlife,andifidonthaveaninterestingstoryicanmakeoneup.actuallylivingalifethatisatleastsomewhatinterestinghelps.
YaReally
-
onFebruary28,2013at9:37am
onFebruary27,2013at8:23pm
onFebruary28,2013at12:10am
onFebruary28,2013at10:39am
onMarch1,2013at6:33am
HairSlickedBackWithSwagSoFreshThatstherealdeal,rightthere.Restingonyourlaurelsreallydiscouragespersonalgrowthbecauseyoubecomeindolentthroughyourinaction.Weveallbeenguiltyoftakingtheeasiestroadwhenfacedwiththemorechallengingone,soitshightimewegetthefuckouttaourcomfortzonesandventuredintotheunknowndepthsofthegame.
Goodlookinout,YaReally.
thwackChickcrack?
Justleaveyourguninherbathroomafteryoushower.
AnonymousIseeit.ButIwonteverdothat.Keepcontrolofyourboomstick.
Ibelieveinguncontrol.Ifthereisagun,Iwanttobeincontrolofit.ClintEastwood
RappaccinisDaughterAllthathumidity,though.Thatsanextracleaningandoiling,rightthere.
whorefinder
-
onFebruary27,2013at9:14pm
onFebruary27,2013at10:08pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:56pm
Nigger,please.
Ifyouhadagun,itwouldbeturnedsideways(itshowalltherealgangstainvideosdoit!)andoutofammofromdoingadrivebyandhittingnothingbuta7yearold.
Littlesubhumansshouldntplaywithguns.The2ndAmendmentcoversmen,notdogs.
walawalaHereshowIrepliedtoanadonOKCupid.Photooftall,longhairedgirlonbeachwalkingawayfromcamera,withbacktocamera.
Herpost:Firstthingpeoplenoticeaboutmeismysmile.AlsoshepoststhatshesSeeingsomeonehypergamousslut.
Ithinkitoverfigureitwouldbeagoodtestofmygametoreply.
SoIwrite:Thefirstthinginoticedaboutyoubigfeetthosefootprintsaremassivegirl.
Her:Sherepliedwithinafewhoursofreceiving:Ahhhhhnoaretheyreallythatbig?
Notehoweverythinginherprofilescreamswantingtogetbangedbysomealpharandomstranger.
Inegher.Shehooksquicklywithashittest.
Me:Absolutelymassivekickingwiththemcouldpropelasmallboat.Imguessingyoureabalerina.
Iagreeandamplify.Thenanothercockyfunny.Thenacoldreadwiththebalerinaquestion.
itsongoing.Ifthisdevelopswillpostmore.
StoriesDadNeverToldYouAhh,IlovehavingbeeninthePeaceCorpsfor2yearsitmakespalmreadingabreeze:Yea,ofcourseIknowhowtoleadpalmsbaby,IlearneditfromaPeruvianShaman.Haha,makesMysterylooklikeheactuallyknewwhathewastalkingabout.
Imsorrybuthis(isthatTylerD?)voiceissoannoyinginthepodcast.
CHwhenareyougoingtocomeoutwithapodcast?Seriously.2013istheyearofthepodcastSomanypeoplewouldlovetolistentoyouspoutonthewaytowork.
Dr.ZoidbergHa,dudesvoiceisalwaysannoying.Imsurehemayhavesomegoodinformation,butheblowsatpublicspeaking,isannoyingandIloseinterest/cantstanditanymorewithin5minutes.
-
onFebruary27,2013at10:27pm
onFebruary27,2013at10:41pm
onFebruary28,2013at12:16am
onFebruary28,2013at1:11am
onFebruary28,2013at1:38am
onFebruary28,2013at9:53am
RumAstroGame.Sendacoupleoftall,blond,rich,painfullytalentedchildrenoutintotheworldwhoarealwayssurroundedbyfriendsofyourswhoare,onaroutinebasis,+carryingguns.AstroGame.
AnonymousOranothrtrick:KeepeveryroominyourplaceequipeedinsomewaywithythemostunPCfirearmsthehumanmindcanconceiveofwithout:::becomingevil..LikeaRussianheavyMG.OraNaziMG42.OraAustralianOwenSMGtheworseandthebestofthemall.
AnonymousYouobviouslyliveinaFreeState,havenoissuewithgivingupyour4thAmendmentRights(ifyouarebuyingClassIIIweapons,yougiveupyourRightagainstunreasonablesearchandseizuretotheBATFE),andarenotafraidofNDsorothersgainingcontrolofyourweapons.Bestofluck.
P.S.Chickscanttellthedifferencebetweenyourboomsticksandmine.Theyareterrifiedanddrawntominejustthesameasyours.Shopsmart.ShopSMart.
AnonymousIguessIshouldprobablyalsoaddthatifthisisyourmeansofmakingfemalesattractedtoyouwearenotthesame.
Itendtoavoidconversationsaboutthistopic,andpreventyouraveragepersonfromknowingthisstuffaboutme.Itisnotgoodsecuritypracticetohavestrangersthinkofyouasanythingotherthanaregularsheep.Ignanceisblissforme.
Otherwiseyoufindyourselfthefocusoftheirgame.Whichisnotagoodthing.
Oneofthesethingsisnotliketheothers,Nowitstimetoplayourgame.
YaReallyGodyouguysarecoolinyourmind.Lol
Anonymous
-
onFebruary28,2013at9:22am
onFebruary28,2013at12:22am
onFebruary28,2013at1:09am
onFebruary28,2013at1:10am
onFebruary28,2013at1:13am
onFebruary28,2013at8:34am
Hmm.Well,Idontthinkofmyselfascoolornot.Butinanycase,tryingtogetsomeoneinterestedinyoubecauseofwhatsortofgunsyouownisweird.Reallyweird.
MikeinTexasThisThefewerpeoplethatknowaboutmyfirepower,thebetter.
Oronedayyouwillcomehomeanditwillallbegone,alongwiththerestofyourstuff.
ChickCrackPUACentral[]apsychic.Pretendtoknowsomethingabouther.(OrreadmoreSource:Chateau[]
santa666Twochickcopsknockondoortoquestionmale.Malesuspecttakestheirweapons,shootsthem,flees.Malecops(realcops?)calledintosaveday.
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Slainofficersdidntknowthedanger4313852.php#photo4258365
santa666DetectiveSgt.LoranButchBaker:http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/20/17/50/4258365/3/628471.jpg
santa666IguessButchwasntsobutchafterall.Seriously,howarethesetwoallowedoutprowlingaroundforsuspects?Twochickcopsdead,killedbyinitiallyunarmedperp.Ohwell.Atleasttheyhadequality.Maybechickcopsshouldntbeallowedtocarrygunswithoutamalechaperone?
itsmehedidntshootthemwiththeirweapons,hetookthemafterheshotthemwithhisown.
Gouletshottheofficersathisdoorstepat3:30p.m.,thesheriffsaid,thentookboththeirservicepistolsandstoleBakerscarWowaksaidpolicewerelookingintohowGoulethadacquiredthegunheusedtokilltheofficers
-
onFebruary28,2013at1:19am
onFebruary28,2013at1:24am
onFebruary28,2013at1:23am
onFebruary28,2013at12:18pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:36am
santa666nvmIguessLoranbutchisadude,thechickcopinthepicturewashisbackup.IjustfiguredwithanamelikeLoran
corvinusLoran(orLoren)ismale,Laurenisfemale
corvinusTwochickmanjawcops
EntitledDOSuserIlikeyoursummary.Itsamusing.
Pitytheactualnewsstoryisonlyvaguelyrelated.
YaReallyTylerfinallytalksaboutmonogamy/marriage/LTRs/etc:
ThisisalongonebutfullofVERYvaluableshit.Manospherepeopleshouldfinditinterestingsincealotofyouguysareolderandstillholdingoutfortheperfectvirgingirlmarriageideal.
Thefirsthalfisbasicallyaboutnotagreeingtoacontractyourenotabletouphold(vsbreakingacontract)andthesecondhalfisaboutthemindsetandlogisticsofhowtorunaPlayboymansionstylesetup(multiplefuckbuddiesandrelationshipsand3somesetc).ThestuffhedescribesinthesecondhalfisactuallyverysimilartohowIrunmyshit,butIhavent
-
onFebruary28,2013at12:25pm
onFebruary28,2013at1:31pm
onFebruary28,2013at12:44pm
onFebruary28,2013at4:25pm
onFebruary28,2013at4:26pm
onFebruary28,2013at11:41pm
onFebruary28,2013at8:34pm
onMarch2,2013at8:38am
triedjustinvitingmultiplegirlsoveratthesametime.DefinitelyonmytodolisttotrydowntheroadasImventuringmoreintosocialcirclegamethesedayswhichistheperfectsetupforit(vsmycurrentmethodwhereIvecompartmentalizedmygirlsseparately).
gunslingergregidontstartdownthatroad
gunslingergregidamontherationingwiththechickhavingacoldorsomeshitbeingoknottohavesexbutifshewenttoconcertandtheleadsingerwhateverwantedtofuckhershewouldbeready
hesaidwhyamialwaysluckyandhavewomanwhoarewetallthetime
thinkhestolemyshitlol
goodvideothenhelosthisballsatendwhenhesaidjustkiddingwhatifisaidibelieveinmarriagelolyeagoodvideoidothehughhefnerthingbutonlikealmostnomoneyhehehe
HydroROLEPLAYING!Lovethatstuff.Killerread,mang.
owSpiritualGuru.Imadeupmyownreligionjustforthis.
ThirdBetafromtheSunIloveitwhenimdoingsomethingright...stillaBetaForLife,though.
gunslingergregimeto
TheBechtloffRememberwhenyouroleplaysafetywordsareimportant.
TomboyAtLargeSomeoftheexamplesareobviouslycomedic,butIdhavetosayallofthesearethingsIveseenguysdotogetthepussy.Mostofthetimeitworks,buteveryonceinawhileyouhitasnagwithabitter/humorlessfemalethenallbetsareoff,butyouprobably
-
onMarch2,2013at10:53am
onMarch6,2013at1:02am
shouldntpursueheranyway.
AnonymousThosechickssoundfun.
LightningRound2013/03/06|FreeNortherner[]Chickcrack.[]
Commentsareclosed.
BlogatWordPress.com.
TheMistyLookTheme.