christmas cootie catcher joke teller persia lou
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christmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcherchristmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcher
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Q: Whydidn’t theChristmastree get anypresents?
Q: Howmuch did
Santa’ssleigh cost?
A: It was onthe knottylist.
A: Nothing.It was on
the house!
Q: W
hat’s
red
and
whi
tean
d fa
lls d
own
chim
neys
?
Q: W
hat’s
San
ta’s
favo
rite
cand
y?
A: S
anta
Klu
tzA
: Jo
llyR
anch
ers
Q:What’sthe bestChristmasgift?
Q: Whydoes Santago through
the chimney?
A: A brokendrum. It justcan’t bebeat!
A: Because itsoots him.
Q: W
hat
do
you
callb
ankru
pt
Santa?
Q: W
hyis S
antaso
go
od
atkarate?
A: S
aintN
ickel-lessA
: He
has a
black b
elt!