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present

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Q: Whydidn’t theChristmastree get anypresents?

Q: Howmuch did

Santa’ssleigh cost?

A: It was onthe knottylist.

A: Nothing.It was on

the house!

Q: W

hat’s

red

and

whi

tean

d fa

lls d

own

chim

neys

?

Q: W

hat’s

San

ta’s

favo

rite

cand

y?

A: S

anta

Klu

tzA

: Jo

llyR

anch

ers

Q:What’sthe bestChristmasgift?

Q: Whydoes Santago through

the chimney?

A: A brokendrum. It justcan’t bebeat!

A: Because itsoots him.

Q: W

hat

do

you

callb

ankru

pt

Santa?

Q: W

hyis S

antaso

go

od

atkarate?

A: S

aintN

ickel-lessA

: He

has a

black b

elt!